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daffytheimp · 4 months
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im gonna say it, the pig deserved better. thank you for your time
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future-crab · 2 years
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The funniest thing to ever happen in the tma universe is when Gertrude was on the lookout for any supernatural clown activity ahead of the Unknowing, so she flew herself and Gerry all the way to New Zealand, and instead of learning anything that would help her avert the apocalypse, she just listened to some guy go, “Yeah, this huge, fucked up pig showed up in my yard one day and I’m like 90% sure he ate a clown? Can you help with that?”
The second funniest thing in the tma universe is that Gertrude’s advice was “encase the evil pig in cement.”
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lurkingindoorways · 2 months
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I completely forgot that Michael’s statement, bug wife, and monster pig are Back To Back, like Jonny really popped off with those eps
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I think it’s hilarious that Dylan Anderson couldn’t understand why Monster Pig was so attached to him. His perspective is that of the victim of a series of terrifying encounters with this creature (which is true), but he fails spectacularly at realizing that Monster Pig sees a kindred spirit in him.
The man reiterates several times how he is fond of the pigs he cares for, how he loves them, they are his FRIENDS, how dare you hurt his friends!! But they are meat. He eats them. They taste good. Here lies Toby. He has bacon in the freezer if you want some.
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thecatspasta · 1 year
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The monster pig from cruelty free is a kunekune pig.
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WHY?
Easy. Set in new zealand and kunekune pigs are friendly lil babies. If anyone owns a pig in New Zealand it's a kunekune.
Also:
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Yes? We're all in agreement? Kunekune's for the win?
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gristlebloom-orchid · 13 days
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Rating Flesh statement givers
Keiran Woodward 15/20 he's chill, like him Lee Rentoul 16/20 Sick fuck, I like the energy (minus one because he was mean to Angela and Angela is neat) Sebastian Adekoya 20/20 MY BELOVED SEBASTIAN PLEASE BE IN TMP I WANT YOU TO BE THERE SO BADLY Christof Rudenko 1/20 I would give you a zero by how much of an asshole you are but your name rolls off the tongue nicely. Be happy you have 1. David Laylow 18/20 You're great, love your view on life, I like you very much, hope you recover well from your encounter dude Gregory Pryor 14/20 Yes, but why you gotta describe poor Hector like that Mrs.Carlisle 19.5/20 I need to know your name PLEASE YOU'RE SO BADASS (minus 0.5 is for lack of a first name Jonny give us the name of Mrs.Carlisle I need to know) Craig "Greg Goodball" Goodall 16/20 Craig "I didn't want my last thought on Earth to be lowkey racist" Goodall (this line fucking killed me)(and it's ironic.) Ross Davenport 25/20 MY BLORBO YOU NEED SOME THERAPY I'D BE WILLING TO PAY I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY Dylan Anderson 12/20 Take care of your pigs well, love them, please. Kind of forgettable tho, not the statement, just you Mikaele Salesa 13/20 JONNY STOP WITH THE MICHEALS how do you even write his name (also I used to think he was a girl) Lucia Wright 15/20 girl you recorded a statement about meat on my birthday/pos ALSO GNOSTISM??? THAT'S FUCKING INTERESTING Jared Hopworth x2 19/20 Dude I like you but WHY DID YOU KILL YOUR BEST FRIEND if you denied your internalized homophobia you could've dated also you have 7 hands and that's canon now (Alex said it) also what do you look like for your creator and VA to go NUTS about you Bonus - Reese "Gristlebloom Orchid" [No last name] - 30/20 ANOTHER BLORBO WHY ARE MY BLORBOS DYSPHORIC BODYBUILDERS BUT I LOVE THEM (also ft him getting me a cool user) Bonus - Tyler 19/20 I just think he's meat. I mean neat.
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icantfindmyfish · 1 year
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MAG 103
@a-mag-a-day
my other MAG illustrations
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MAG 103 - Cruelty Free
doodle 103/200; days left 3/110 21/128
alright, today was NOT a good day for drawing. anyways. here, have a monster pig. it's not great but i wanted to post at least one thing (´__`;)
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moldy-tartar-sauce · 2 months
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TMA SPIOLERS
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Doodles of mag 101-103 :333
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acearchivist359 · 3 months
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relistening to tma is all fun and games when you’re laughing about the monster pig until you realize that the next episode is tim’s statement …..
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g4m3system · 2 months
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Monster pig my beloved
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itchyeye · 2 months
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I quite enjoyed the monster pig episode. He just. Keeps letting the pig that was meant to be food turn the others into food. Until he cements his decision to get rid of it.
I LOOOOOOVE THIS EPISODE SM. IT'S SO MUCH FUN. I ALSO LOVE THAT IT'S A FAKEOUT WHERE LIKE OOOO CREEPY CIRCUS? DISAPPEARING CLOWNS? STRANGER? PSYCH. JUST A REALLY REALLY REALLY BIG HOG.
also this bit always really touches my heart in like a pained way
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i know the narrator makes it very clear that this made him feel nothing but revulsion and terror but like......... a monster whose only purpose was destruction and survival and fear... trusted you. and sighed to you contentedly. i would've folded. even if it DID eat my toby. supernatural or not, monsterpig is just an animal....
idk it always makes me a little teary eyed. life is complicated. horror is too.
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a-mag-a-day · 1 year
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Fun fact: my dad raised pigs growing up, and so when I told him about this episode, most of his takeaway was “Yeah that sounds like normal behavior for a big who really needs some enrichment. Just put that guy on an island with a bunch of room and different things to eat and he’s be set. You don’t even need to kill him, you could even helicopter the pig in for backup or something”
Personally I love the idea of the monster pig being helicoptered in to places when the archival crew needs help
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For your consideration, the image wouldn't leave my brain xD
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ashes-in-a-jar · 1 year
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Okay but despite everything what is my actual favorite line in tma? From today's episode:
ARCHIVIST: I, um, E-Elias, I-I think… I think he has a hard time seeing things down here.
DAISY: I.e. he’s not watching?
ARCHIVIST: Maybe? I’m, I’m pretty sure it takes him actual effort, so… and it’s Wednesday afternoon, when he does his scheduling. So I’m hoping he’s distracted.
He, er… he loves scheduling.
I don't know why I love this tidbit so much but I do.
Because Jon suddenly Knows... Elias... Jonah Magnus
He loves scheduling
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belpheg0r-luna · 4 months
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So if criminal minds and the magnus archives have taught me anything its the fact that pig farms must be avoided at all costs
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wildgeese98 · 6 months
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Monster Pig, my beloved. It just wanted to be friends and eat human flesh. No reason to encase the guy in concrete. So sad.
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