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what i think oiar employees listen to at work:

alice - welcome to nightvale

sam - white noise or r&b playlists

gwen - malevolent

colin - death metal

lena - the scp foundation database

celia - the magnus archives

#this is so cute and very correct #tmagp #the magnus protocol #alice dyer #samama khalid #gwen bouchard #lena kelley #celia ripley #colin becher

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helen distortion talks semi normally but michael distortion talks like he is putting commas in his dialogue that shouldnt be there

#i’m sorry this is so funny #and that’s why I love them #tma #the magnus archives #michael distortion #michael tma #the distortion #helen tma

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Arthur and John Kayne

#I read the comic before the caption and was like #huh #that’s just Arthur and Kayne #malevolent #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #john doe #malevolent kayne

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“So what kind of music do you listen to?”

Me to ppl I just met: oh I listen to a lot of musicals :)

Me to acquaintances: have you ever heard of Hozier? Yeah, the guy who sang “take me to church.” Yeah I like a lot of his stuff :D

Me to friends: -so they’re a band of *Space Pirates* that sing the tales of their travels, so cool right?? And they all play different characters AS CHARACTERS, basically have roles within roles, are you following? They’re called the Mechanisms and I love them so muc-

#all of these are real answers #I just need to know how deep they’re willing to go into my hyperfixations #musicals #Hozier #the mechanisms #mechs #the brainrot is real

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Jane Prentiss: quits crystal job in order to be taken over by magical entity

Oliver Banks: takes job at a crystal shop after being taken over by magical entity

#crystals are important to the entities change my mind #SOME of the entities #please let me have this #the magnus archives #tma #jane prentiss #oliver banks

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Thinking about Michael Shelley carefree dancing to ‘Honey Honey’ by ABBA in his kitchen using a spatula as a microphone is the singular source of my serotonin actually

#i’m gonna throw up #if that is not the cutest thing #micheal shelley #the magnus archives #tma michael #tma #distortion michael

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This is why Gertrude sent him into the spiral

Reference photo

#the magnus archives #tma #michael shelley #tma michael distortion #distortion michael #gertrude robinson #the spiral #stock photos

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i love you indigenous languages i love you endangered languages i love you revived languages i love you

#gaidhlig #someone else said gaidhlig in the reblogs!! #I love you! #Scottish Gaelic

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The guys from episode 8 and 13 sitting on hospital beds next to each other

"...and then I jumped"

"to profit monetarily off your own misfortune?"

"No to get away from the brutalist vampires! What is wrong with you?"

#and then they kissed #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus archives #tma

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This is so funny and most likely completely right

Just realized that the main 3 kids in Mary Poppins Returns are

JOHN

GEORGIE

and

ANNABELLE

and then- get this -the kids’ dad is named

M I C H A E L

with his sister JANE

Also the Main Character, the beloved title name character, is named Mary, like?????

Are these all just aggressively British names?? Is THAT why they’re all here??

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #annabelle cane #distortion michael #jane prentiss #georgie barker #mary keay #mary poppins returns

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John: Jesus Christ, Arthur! In front of us stands an enormous creature.

Arthur: What?!?

John: It is about the size of a house. Its body is tall and narrow. It has no discernible head or face, but four, large arms sprout from a point on its upper half. It’s..waving its arms at us in a slow, cyclical motion. Arthur, I think we might have to fight it!

#my beloved blorbo #john malevolent #malevolent podcast #malevolent #john doe #arthur lester

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My mom: do I get the bonzo chickpea crust?

Me: banza?

My mom: oh Banza okay

Me: not you calling it bonzo, that was a jumpscare 💀

#the way my heart dropped #mind you #she doesn’t listen to magnus protocol #so #she doesn’t Get it #mr bonzo #the magnus archives #tma #the magnus protocol #tmagp #bonzo #bonzo bonzo bonzo

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Just realized that the main 3 kids in Mary Poppins Returns are

JOHN

GEORGIE

and

ANNABELLE

and then- get this -the kids’ dad is named

M I C H A E L

with his sister JANE

Also the Main Character, the beloved title name character, is named Mary, like?????

Are these all just aggressively British names?? Is THAT why they’re all here??

#the magnus archives #tma #mary poppins returns #jonathan sims #georgie barker #annabelle cane #distortion michael #jane prentiss #mary keay

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my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

#my beloveds #and then they kissed #tma #the magnus archives #tma michael distortion #distortion michael #gerry keay #tma gerry

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Picrew my beloved 🥰

I REALLY LIKE THESE SO YEAH!

Heres what ya have to do:

1. Do this picrew ⬆️

2. Tag someone!

HERES MINE :3

Credit to the actual maker of this picrew!

Here we go then >:3

@lexyychinchillaa @aziracrowforlife @oh-margie @im-a-sentient-magic-carpet @otherpeople!

HAVE FUNNNN

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Malevolent ep. 41 vague spoilers

THE GIRLLSSSSS ARE FIGHTINGGGGGG!!!

#malevolent #malevolent part 41 #malevolent vague spoilers #malevolent spoilers #arthur malevolent #arthur lester #john doe malevolent #john malevolent

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I am unwell

#not two of my fandoms having a coffee theory #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #magnus protocol #tmagp theory #the magnus archives #tma