#bonzo

[squircatlies]

pov: you're Mr. Bonzo

#photos taken seconds before disaster #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp shitpost #mr bonzo #bonzo #tmagp 12 #tmagp spoilers

[sillywizardvoice]

let’s talk about bonzo. fucking asshole shit face bonzo, can’t even buy his own motherfucking house bonzo, lunchbox in comic sans frankly embarrassing goddamn blobby knockoff bonzo. i REFUSE to call that waste of space “mister” because he is undeserving of my time and respect. He’s a freak and gets paid to murder people, LIKE WORKS FOR THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED KINGDOM and he STILL lives with Nigel Dickface. From the moment I had to see his ugly ass yellow eggplant-for-a-nose face during the ARG i knew he was a piece of shit and guess what? time and time again i am proven right. If I ever have to hear him and his jaundiced ass again i am going to end the episode, unsubscribe from protocol, delete spotify, and scream. I want him to die a death where he is ground up Mikaele Salesa style, or maybe has each of his stupid motherfucking orange spots popped one by one. Do not come to me with your defenses for this sickly excuse for a creature. I don’t care whether he is a bear or a twink or a twunk he is BONZO he is SHIT and i HATE HIM. Stupid cocky asshole has a goddman theme song with children singing about him WHERE DID THOSE CHILDREN FUCKING COME FROM he is ugly and i haet him. fucking illiterate piece of televised garbage i hope nigel dickenass wakes up in a cold sweat every night because he created such an abhorrent monstrosity. i hope he knows it lives in his stupid fucking house wearing a stupid fucking fedora and i hope idiot loser bonzo kills him and then kills itself. i would celebrate his death every year with a cupcake that says I HATE FUCKING BONZO.

#tmagp #tmp #the magnus protocol #nigel dickerson #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp spoilers #mr bonzo #bonzo

[murderandcoffee]

something about the word choice of "unfolding the groom's head" instead of something like "ripping" "tearing" or "rending" is so unsettling

#now THAT is good word choice! #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #tmagp 12 #mr. bonzo #bonzo #josie listens to podcasts #bs.txt

[lonelypep]

kinda funny that the most terrifying, horrific, malicious powerhouse in tmagp is a funky clown guy named mr. bonzo, who works for the uk government and goes a little too hard at bachelor parties.

#his teeth are not soft #mr bonzo #bonzo #bonzo tmagp #bonzo bonzo bonzo #bonzoland #tmagp podcast #tmagp #the magnus pod #the magnus protocol #the magnus archives #tmagp 12

[bookshopsbizarreblog]

Say what you like about Mr. Bonzo, but you've gotta agree that he has quite the disarming personality

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp spoilers #mr bonzo #bonzo #tmagp bonzo

[yourfriendf1nn3g4n]

TMAGP SPOILERS + BONZO

you enter the venue and he offers you a lapdance . what do you do

image credits to @a-mag-meme-a-day / @legendary-dumpster-fire

#the magnus protocol #tmagp bonzo #tmagp 12 #tmagp #tmagp shitpost #that fucking guy #magnus protocol #a mag meme a day #catgirl bonzo #worst lapdance ever #would not recommend #mr bonzo #bonzo #shitpost #im sorry

[youaremysunshine-court]

have not listened to the ep yet but I have to admire jalex for calling it getting off and then putting the most unfuckable character in the episode description

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #the scrotocol protocol #theyre really havign fun stringing us along #bonzo

[dog-botherer]

I keep saying this over and over. Alex says it in such a imitatable tone

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #mr bonzo #bonzo

[novaispan]

TMP SPOILERS.

If i see any stripper bonzo art in response to today’s episode, i will riot.

#the magnus protocol #magpod #tmagp #early access #please no #seriouslyidontwannaseestripperbonzo #heisahorrifyingfreakofnaturenotatwink #iwillfindyouandbethenextbonzoiswear #iwillputyouinaroomwithtenthousandwasps #justleavebonzoalone #lethimbe #mr bonzo #bonzo tmagp #bonzo #okseriouslythoughpleasedontiwillcry

[another-little-hippie]

Guys I love Led Zeppelin so much idk what to do with myself. Like I want to live inside the song. I don’t want to do anything but let the music be my master. I want to heed the master’s call 😫

#led zeppelin #robert plant #jimmy page #classic rock #70s #rock and roll #60s #jimbert #john paul jones #bonzo #music lovers #classic rock fandom

[poki6ix]

2 pretty baddies having a blunt session 🎀

#dream blunt rotation #bonzo looking fine here 😫 #led zeppelin #robert plant #bonzo #John Bonham

[reblogfromartists]

I do a lot of sketches at work and this one is my horrible Mr.Bonzo. Lmk if anyone wants to see more of my Mag work sketches

#the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #Gwen Bouchard #mr. bonzo #bonzo #TMA #TMP #Tmp:ep10

[dionysianmysteries]

Mr Bonzo Core

#mr bonzo #bonzo #bonzo tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp

[murderandcoffee]

I'm sorry, did Mr. Bonzo Koolaid Man-crash his way into a bachelor party in a strip club??

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp 12 #tmagp spoilers #mr. bonzo #bonzo #josie listens to podcasts #bs.txt

[arrimorr]

As you can tell I liked Nigel and his terrible roommate situation a lot...

#the magnus protocol #tmp #nigel dickerson #bonzo #don't know how I feel about giving him blue clothes BUT #I really wanted his sweater to resemble prison robe without going into black and white territory

[detective-pigeon]

"my house belongs to a freakish clown monster"

Yeah, Nigel? So does mine. You're not special. They're called landlords.

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #magnuspod #magpod #tmagp spoilers #mr bonzo #bonzo #nigel dickerson #tmagp 10 #tmagp10