#Love this rat bastard

[teaboot]

My younger brother asked me to cut his hair tomorrow so I asked him what kinda style he wanted and he said "can you cut it like yours?"???? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 excuse me I'll need to be emotional now

#He knows I'm not a lady but he's like the only one on that side of my family so it's kind of insanely validating and sweet? #Like oh fuck this kid wants us to match he actually LIKES me maybe I'm doing this 'brothers' thing right #He's the best guys #Love this rat bastard

[hauntingyourself]

My favourite underrated kaz moments from the books pt 2

#always love a sarcastic rat bastard character #I know they don’t use the American dollar sign but #I hate the fantasy money name #myart #kaz brekker #six of crows #inej ghafa #nina zenik #drew the actual backgrounds for this one instead of just using a plain colored block whoop

[ricky-mortis]

Time Bastard trapped in Tinky’s blorbo box

#golly this was a lot to draw #seems like it came out pretty good though #I love this rat man #and the eldiritch god obsessed with him #favs #goats are hard to draw #and hands #and cubes #luckily I have the maze cube so I could take my own reference pictures #(btw I’m obsessed with this dumbass cube- I can now do the maze in 16 seconds) #(it’s so much fun tho) #doing the lighting for this one was a journey #hard but fun #anyways yeah have this #hatchetfield #team starkid #time bastard #nightmare time #ted spankoffski #Tinky #tnoy karaxis #joey richter #cw bright colors #cw horror #my art #:)

[wrath-ruin-reddawn]

Living for the fact that a solid 75% of the tumblr chatter around this series is Ghoul Thirst. I see you girlies (gender neutral).

#fallout prime #here have a shitty meme I made #the ghoul #cooper howard #i too love this little bastard rat man.

[vik-the-prik]

Overdressed boyfriend and his underdressed partners

#you can’t convince me otherwise #so much drip for one man to possess #i love them #the bastard son & the devil himself #tbsatdh #gabriel boutin #annalise obrien #nathan byrn #Nathan + Annalise + Gabriel #poly ship #polyamory #just a rats thoughts

[brewed-pangolin]

Gym Rat Soap is the kind of maniacal bastard to use a more 'hands-on' approach to help you loosen up following a vigorous workout.

18+ MDNI

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"C'mon, lass. Let me stretch ya out. Loosen up for me, yeah," Soap murmured while pressing your knee up to meet the top of your chest.

His calloused hand wrapped around your calf, using his body weight to lengthen the muscles of your hamstrings while his free hand delved beneath your shorts to rub his index and middle finger against your pulsing nub.

"Johnny, we can't-" you pleaded, stuttering in a breathless whimper as you clenched your eyes. "We're at the fucking gym."

"No one suspects nothin'. Jus' workin' ya out, is all. Now loosen up," he urged with a demanding tone.

Pulling your leg to half extension, only to push harder and further stretch the fibers within your glutes as his fingers worked tirelessly against the flesh of your clit.

"Fuck, Johnny. Please," you whined. Tilting your head away as the scent of synthetic leather and sweat filled your sinsues.

Your fatigued muscles screamed in agony. Begging for release from yet another round of painful excursion as he worked you into a pleasured mess at the tips of his gym hardened and skilled fingertips.

"Tha's it. C'mon. Relax into it, bonnie. Let it go."

You clenched your fingers into the leather fabric of the mattress. The sudden crescendo of an orgasm leaching through your veins as you discretely as possible arched your back off the stretching table to push your mound into the rounded palm of his hand.

Biting your bottom lip to silence the moan threatening to escape within the bowels of your throat. Eyes clenched, jaw set as the waves of pleasure and release moved over your spasming muscles as the pace of his fingers slowed to the steady loosening of your exhausted flesh.

Breathing wavered, a silent whimper rolling over your parting lips while your body tremored in the aftermath of an overly cautious climax.

"Mmm, yeah. That feels good, baby."

"Aye. Nice and loose now, aren't ya, lass?" He coaxed while pulling his hand from within your shorts.

Holding your calf and thigh within his grasp, gradually extending and flexing your leg to bring it back down fully against the mattress.

Opening your eyes, you were met with the bright cerulean gaze of your lover as he stood before you in nothing but his weathered tank top and 'barely hiding anything' gym shorts.

An overly satisfied smile curling into your lips as your voice lowered to a husky whisper.

"Thank you, Johnny."

"Hm. Don't thank me yet, lass," he retorted, brows knitting with a defined smirk.

"We're not done yet."

"What'ya mean?" You asked, lightly raising your head off the mattress"

"Need ya spin 'round. Gotta do the other leg."

Fuck.

Gym Rat Soap Masterlist

@deadbranch @sofasoap @d3athtr4psworld @punishmepunisher @glitterypirateduck @shotmrmiller @astraluminaaa @mykneeshurt @ghosts-goldendoodle @homicidal-slvt @jynxmirage @kkaaaagt @obligatoryghoststare @writeforfandoms @haurasha @thetrashpossum @simpingoverquestionablemen @luismickydees @designateddeadend @queen-ilmaree @foxface013

Edited because I'm le dumb and forgot the tag list

#Gym Rat Soap #such a maniacal yet caring bastard #cant not love and appreciate him #soap sqaud™️ #soap drabble #johnny soap mactavish #john soap mactavish #soap mactavish #john mactavish #soap smut #cod soap smut #soap x you #cod soap x you #johnny mactavish x you #johnny mactavish x reader #call of duty #cod

[lacertae-dreamscape]

Yoo Joonghyuk is now planning to cook the wedding reception meal.

So this stemmed from me realising that most of the time, Kim Dokja in fanfics (or fanart) doesn't quite confess and keeps all of his feelings buried.

I also thought, though, that he would choose the opposite way too -confess his feelings, pretend it to be not as important, not as big, as a way to distance himself from those emotions, ready to take some embarrassment and shame due to the confession in order to feel less pained when inevitably (in his mind) those feelings are rejected.

Takes control of something horrible and shameful for him so it will feel less raw and visceral, less 'i'm being perceived'.

Except he absolutely does not count on Yoo Joonghyuk having feelings back so of course he's blown away by YJH accepting and coveting that confession that he's been waiting forever to hear.

extra: the background from panel 2 since i handwrote that, and a rejected panel.

#kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk #joongdok #omniscient reader's viewpoint #omniscient reader #orv fanart #orv comics #SOYdoesART #long post #vague spoilers for novel ending #requited love #absolutely bonkers kim dokja thought process #we love one (1) rat bastard

[cannot-be-cyn]

are we just going to conveniently forget that the first thing kim dokja thought when he realized that absolutely no one can see his window attribute, even himself is to be a scammer??? and he succeeded at it???

#i swear this guy is a slimy rat bastard #and i love him for it still #kim dokja #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #omniscient reader

[verawhisk]

i think halstarion is fun when halsin is kinda crazy and astarion is actually the normal one. halsin sees a bruise on astarion’s knee and is like “who did this to you??? WHO DID THIS” and his bear form starts sizzling into existence and astarion is like “omg i just tripped im fine? relax”

#the gap moe #rat bastard character turns into normal guy when faced with Loving Man #okay i swear im done posting tonight #i just. im so stressed out my mind cant stop reverting to halstarion. LOL. #halstarion

[dialingoz]

#Spamton #rat bastard (affectionate) #ahhh #I love him #spamton g spamton #ralsei #deltarune #deltarune chapter 2 #comic #my art #meme

[rhelaza]

"remember us" :'^)

#emet selch my little rat bastard i hate you but i love you but i hate you but i love you but #my art :^) #final fantasy #final fantasy xiv #final fantasy fanart #final fantasy art #emet selch #emet selch final fantasy #ffxiv #ffxiv art #artwork #digital art

[radroachmeat]

Girls who kill people together 💜

#fallout new vegas #fnv #fallout #veronica santangelo #courier six #the courier #rex fnv #rex fallout new vegas #art #fanart #fnv courier #fnv art #fallout nv #my draws #it has been a minute since I've played as her but I love my save with this courier even though it's on hardcore and keeping my #close combat companions alive has been. Difficult. #I want to free Benny from the fort but she is rather underleveled and I gave her a dumb stat layout sooo that will be a fun bridge to cross #with the power of Lesbians And A Dog we can keep the rat bastard alive <3 #I think I need someone to lock me in an empty room until I finish my fic of them. i really just need to edit it and post it because it has #turned into something so outside of my control #veronica x courier #this too.

[fleshqb]

9. Elias Bouchard

Ive been wanting to draw my favourite smug bastard of the show (affectionate).

I see him as a very handsome man whose looks are unfortunately ruined by his bad personality/goals u_u

I mean in the end he CAN choose his own body.

#the magnus archives #tma #eyes #elias bouchard #jonah magnus #rat bastard #i love him though #i also wish him a very die <3 #trans!Elias #love that headcanon #tma spoilers

[yennao]

Tossing in my own Johnny Constantine for @ratblazer 's DTIYS. Check them out for more! Their original image is this one here!

#Hellblazer #john constantine #Constantine #Ugh #I love him #He is literally a wet rat of a bastard man with no moral compass except for when he does #Kinda wanna smooch him about it #To be frank #Anyway #Dc comics #dc #Constantine (2014) #Constantine TV #He is such a bitch i adore him #you know where im at? of course you do #he should bleed out #heart emoji #ratblazer #Ratblazer's dtiys #dtiys

[hookhausen]

l love how in opla all coby did was be the nosiest bitch on the planet bc like this man sneaking behind doors, crouching down to hear anything he could learn lmao he wanted to know the tea at all times

#opla #one piece live action #one piece #coby #koby #morgan davies #love that little rat bastard so much #op

[angrymac]

i just like him a normal amount

#my baby my baby my baby #this loser (affectionate) has consumed my entire life #I just want him to be happy with his bastard man boyfriend #Mac McDonald #iasip #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #rob mcelhenney #Ronny the rat #Sunny sweet 16 #I’m such a macgirl in case you couldn’t tell #like… feelings every day? anger issues? showing love by taking care of people? yeah that’s my guy for real