#King is my second favorite

[respectthepetty]

I love Hit Bite Love. *long post*

In the most unironic way, I'm intrigued by this scorching hot mess. The subtitles are nonsense. The product placements are wild. The plots are questionable. However, episode zero proved that this crew did its homework and aced Kink 101, which is why I love it! It's cringe, but it's cringe with a heart.

We have the A+ plot with Burger and King (who were missing this week), but we also have Lil' Dom Daddy Masochist, Mateo, who is doing it the best I've seen. Mateo talked about puppy play, blade play, needle play, wax play, bondage, impact play, consent, and AFTERCARE! And he mentioned that play does not equal sex. And AND he gently explains to Shogun what is happening. And AND AND he isn't ashamed of his kinks.

They lost the key which is the introduction lesson in Kink 101 and resulted in them ending up in the ER where King's mom lectured them about being safe, but Mateo has got the spirit. Also, I loved that when Mateo hung up the phone and announced his mother was coming over, Shogun merely told him that he needed to clean his room.

I thought Mateo was going to regret picking Shogun as a playmate after Shogun compared Mateo's toys to a story about a queen and a princess.

And I think even Mateo thought twice about it.

But a product placement quota had to be met, so Mateo decided to continue with the play date and taught Shogun the importance of aftercare. He wasn't expecting Shogun to reciprocate. He simply wanted to value Shogun and care for him like a good Lil' Dom Dom.

Plus he reminds Shogun to be kind to himself. Ken was emotionally abusive to Shogun, and here we have Lil' Dom Daddy Masochist telling Shogun that he is special, and that Shogun should believe it as well.

Mateo bought every instrument Shogun wanted. He didn't get the teacher, but that wasn't the deal, so even though this started strange, it's equally beneficial, and the limits can always be negotiated. Shogun hears how other playmates are, which helps him see how compatible he is with Mateo. Shogun doesn't have to role play or clean as punishment. Mateo just tells him he is pretty and buys him things in exchange for him tying Mateo up and gagging him. That's a win in my book!

Also, Mateo has friends.

He is aware of what is going on (that comment about Saint already having an extension of himself around 24/7 = Hida), but listens to them rather than judges.

And he helped Hida remain the constant barrier between Saint and his girlfriend for at least six more years. What a trifling bitch Hida is. Don't change, babygirl.

I like the objectionable parts (Hida x Saint) of this show as much as I like the sweet ones (Burger x King).

But I really like this kinkster!

M is for Mateo Masochist

#hit bite love #episode 3 #I really love this show #Mateo is my favorite #King is my second favorite #And Hida is my third favorite #I didn't love HIStory 4 for only one of the couples #No‚ I liked BOTH couples #I love the questionable plots #I love mess #And this show is a strategic hot mess

[dingledraw]

Lady Antonia J. Crowley

#everyone at court is a little afraid of her #she’s always looming and scheming 😈 #but the kings favorite mistress loves her so they can’t do anything about it #also she’s fine to be around as long as the lady fell is near #I still don’t like making backgrounds but I tried to emulate the one with the text in the famous Anne Boleyn’s portrait #good omens #crowley #fem!crowley #I got sick… again #I’m so over it #also the second one kinda looks multimedia #which was fun #my friend drew the roses 🌹

[sesamenom]

Gil-galad Variations, featuring all the gil galad theories i've encountered.

#silm #silmarillion #gil galad #gil galad son of plothole #<- best tag lol #personally i like the maglor theory #son of lalwen is probably my second favorite? #also that would make him the 16th known finwean grandkid #the aegnor/andreth peredhel variant is interesting #also i feel like when everyone meets him in valinor/the halls finrod would just look at aegnor like :/ #finrod: 'if you were just going to ignroe my whole speech you could have at least told me so i could get birthday gifts for the kid!' #the russingon one looks very much like nerdanel lol #both the maedhros ones' hair is *just* dark enough to not cause a diplomatic incident #the elured/elurin one is really funny #like. hes 0% noldor not even related to finwe at all. like. theyre descended from different cuvienen families. they literally are 0% relate #he was raised by cirdan who is also 0% noldor #but he is somehow a better king of the noldor than like 90% of the previous ones #even funnier if hes Just A Guy #did they accidentally switch the real finwean baby? did they just grab a random kid and go 'oh well close enough'? who knows? #i think princess-faelivrin has a FAQ about the leading version of fin-galad (gil galad being finduilas)

[sinusoidaldysfunction]

Princess Burn. The collector.

#wings of fire #wof #wof fanart #wings of fire fanart #wof burn #dysfunction's designs #she's my favorite of the three #i love her stupid little chainmail sweater in the first graphic novel #anyways. burn has a different dad than the other two #king char (who i headcanon as half nightwing. hence the other two's darker scales) was oasis's second husband #and oasis has like. a skywing great grandpa or something #idk i feel like. at least the sand. mud. and sky royal families would have at least a little bit of hybrid marriages for politics #like look at Europe

[kelpermoosee]

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YES, I CAN INDEED! Thank you for such a cute prompt! (Made everything a little sillier though, they deserve it ★)

#krillerfiller #booigi is so near and dear to my heart I love these guys holy moly #THEYRE SO PETTY AND CUTE OH MY GOD #I took forever to line the second page bc I legitimately started to tear up while looking at the second page…it was embarrassing 😭 #I felt overwhelmed since they looked so cute. I don’t think this is normal 🧍‍♂️ #anyways I didn’t expect to go so uh crazy on these pages LMAO I swear only flat colors from now on #my favorite panel is the second one on page 2!!! YA!!! #okay actual tags now ig #booigi #king boo x luigi #king boo #luigi x king boo #luigi #Nintendo #super mario comic #super Mario #super mario bros #smb #smb fanart #luigi's mansion #Luigi’s mansion 3 #lm3 #super mario fanart

[rk1k-moved]

DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN | MARKUS

#dbhedit #dbh screenshots #dbh #detroit become human #dbh markus #dbh rk200 #king markus #markus #rk200 #*screenshots #*mine #the second one is by far my favorite out of all of them #wanted to post the gifset but i messed it up #so i hope you guys enjoy these until i can fix it tomorrow #plus i'm gonna go back and make screenshots for kara and connor as well #i just have to rerecord kara's bc i already deleted the clips

[angelxd-3303]

Do you know a funny idea I had? Luigi, king penguin, the penguins and lumalee escaping from prison and defeating Bowser, I think they would be very capable of doing it without help XD

Ok, I take back everything I said about the penguins, I'd die for them all.

Bonus Post-Revolution cuddles:

#traditional art #luigi #king penguin looks so cozy😭 #penguins mario movie #featuring that random Goomba prisoner bc why not #lumalee #god dammit lumalee #you're depressing the younger generation #cuddles #viva la resistance #thunderhand #my au #mario movie #just one anxious Italian with his 30+ penguin buddies...and a Goomba...and a Luma... #what could go wrong #i think that second pic might be my favorite piece everrr

[fragileheartbeats]

Me:

Also me:

#now people may think that i hate rhaenyra #i don't #i just don't like show rhaenyra #both aegon and rhaenyra were my favorite in book #rhaenyra was a powerful woman not a copy of daenerys #they ruined both rhaenyra and aegon #house of the dragon #aegon ii targaryen #house targaryen #hotd #house of dragons #aemond targaryen #a song of ice and fire #asoiaf #anti hotd #hotd critical #rhaenyra the cruel #aegon the elder #aegon ii #aegon the second #rhaenyra targaryen #rhaenyra targeryan #king aegon #aegon targaryen #hotd meme

[dindjarindiaries]

Din Djarin makes ship ramps his runway

#pop off king!!! #the second is my favorite forever #din djarin #the mandalorian

[rise-to-it]

the post about how we can’t explain WHY Eugenides is the perfect unreliable narrator without spoiling the books did just remind me that I once convinced my friend to read the books and then she wanted multiple of them at once to read on a trip, so I created a carefully secured paper book cover to hide the title of the third book from her

#also the sheer number of people I have tried to pitch on these books. it is a hard one to pitch without spoiling lmao #like I simply can’t tell them anything about the second or third books which are my favorites without spoiling the first which is fantastic #I personally did not experience the plot twist in full bc I read them out of order bc I was 12 and got them in a random summer reading set #but I want everyone else to experience it !!!!!! it kicks ass !!!!!!!!!! #truly I need to put in writing somewhere that were I ever to get amnesia I want someone to give me these books one at a time #the queens thief #TQT #the queen's thief #the thief #eugenides #the king of Attolia

[bubblegeon]

userdramas event 01: favorite roles (so far) of my favorite actor

LEE SOO HYUK

🍁 Park Joong Gil in TOMORROW (2022) 🍁 Cha Joo Ik in DOOM AT YOUR SERVICE (2021) 🍁 Gwi in THE SCHOLAR WHO WALKS THE NIGHT (2015) 🍁 Kim Joon in VALID LOVE (2014) 🍁 Yoo Jin Woo in HIGH SCHOOL KING OF SAVVY (2014)

#lee soo hyuk #tomorrow #doom at your service #the scholar who walks the night #valid love #high school king of savvy #mygifs #kdrama #tmrw gif #days gif #userdramas event #the inspiration and mood kicked in at the eleventh hour #also my favorite eternal second lead and first lead in waiting #quote.ver #multi

[strobilo]

lkj on the red planet

#i just think george and lkj interacting would be funny #they have so much yet so little in common #fred and lkj would be interesting too but i feel like thye would kill each other #i should do some proper happyman opera fanart sometime though.. its my second most favorite arc after the flood but i never did any #ratboy genius #little king john #george

[cavecarrots]

#feeling tempted to reread the folk of the air #tfota #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #cardan fanart from etsy: WarlockCoUA #my favorite was wicked king but i wonder if that would change the second time arnd #booklr #bookblr #reading #books

[scavengerbunny]

I'm ngl i think people in the fandom are romanticizing Betty's sacrifice as "badass sexy wife saves the day" instead of "young woman with identity and self esteem issues gives up on everything for a man she just met"

I know y'all like the ship, but some of y'all are ignoring what the series is trying to tell us.

#petrigrof #fionna and cake #adventure time #simon petrikov #adventure time fionna and cake #ice king #betty grof #Idc if ur excuse is “she's a grown woman she did it herself #belittling Betty's mental health and then turning around to treat Simon like a baby #aww sad depressive man 💔💔💔 #what about Betty? shes sad too!!! #i don't hate Simon he's my favorite character from the whole series #but cmon #WOW SHE SACRIFICED HERSELF FOR HIM SO ROMANTIC 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 #please say that slowly and see how weird it sounds in context #i really hope Betty gets a second chance and moves on #Simon needs to move on too #Maybe Betty likes being a goddess and wants this #maybe this who she is and shed finally have something for herself!

[cerise-on-top]

Hiiiiiiiii how are you? Id like to request a farah with a extremely hyper energetic and bubbly reader🫶🏻🫶🏻

Hello! I'm doing fine! I went to my country house for the first time this year and grilled some sausages and meat with my parents, so I had a pretty good day today!

Farah with an Energetic and Bubbly Reader

It would most definitely be different from what she’s used to, being surrounded by serious, and mostly grumpy people at all times. But it’s not like you could blame them either, they’re at war and need to be alert, not having the time to be cheerful. SO having you along is definitely a breath of fresh air. Someone, who doesn’t think of all the bad things that could happen at any point in time. You’re always up for an adventure, even if Farah doesn’t always have the time for them. Don’t get me wrong, she’d love nothing more than to explore the world with you, go inside every forest and every cave just to see some cute animals and maybe pet them, but she can’t unfortunately. Even so, she can appreciate you being this bubbly, it’s nice. You may talk a lot, but that’s alright, sometimes she’s too tired to talk anyway and lets you take the lead. Not having to think about all the godawful things war brings with it for a few moments is nice, especially if it’s because of a loved one. Besides, you’re always in a good mood, and it rubs off on her as well, leaving her smiling and thinking about the time you pet a cat and ushered her to do the same as you held the mammal out towards her. You having a lot of energy can be a bit exhausting to her at times, though. Sometimes, when she’s tired, she just wants to rest a bit, but you always wanna do big things with her. She’d love to, again, but she can’t always. But once all of this is over, she’s gonna take you to an amusement park. Not because she’s never been to one, definitely not because of that, but because they seem like something you would enjoy. However, on those days where she has a bit more energy as well, you’re more than welcome to dance with her, or maybe even race each other to the top of one of the hills nearby. Farah wants nothing more than to share her country with you, especially the good things such as the culture and the landscape, so she would never say no to the both of you going outside when you can, provided the times are a bit more peaceful. If she’s feeling especially playful, or if you’re being too energetic, Farah will tire you out a bit by play fighting with you. Good luck trying to beat her. She may play fair with you, but that doesn’t mean she won’t go all out trying to get you to calm down a bit. However, she will apologize if she accidentally hurts you, such a thing was never her intention.

#cod #cod x reader #farah karim #farah karim x reader #been getting a lot of requests for Farah as of late #I don't mind since I barely got any for my second masterpost unfortunately. she's literally so cool though #one of these days I would like to be especially cringe and write some HCs of her reader and Alex in a poly relationship #Alex is so underrated it hurts. we love a loyal and sweet king who would give his life for his wife #I don't think he's ever been properly requested either #if I ever find the time I will write some HCs for that. I'm such a sucker for poly relationships. but I've mentioned that already #I also had another cod dream the other day!!! no girls though :( I was cuddling with König a bit. he was a sweetheart in my dream #been getting lots of cod dreams as of late. I hope it stays that way since I do like dreaming about the lads and lasses a lot #the next request is rather interesting. I'm gonna get to it today as well. I don't think I know what a mosh pit is exactly #you folks send in interesting stuff but I can't complain since I love rock and punk myself #my co worker always plays classic rock in our office and it's my favorite thing at work. just listening to paint it black all of a sudden #so good. I also have times where I can't get bastards by motörhead out of my head. another really good song #but I gotta look at what a mosh pit is first and foremost before I can write that request

[roach-works]

I saw your mention of T.Kingfisher in the 2022 book post, and I've been eyeing a few of their books to read, is there one you'd recommend? I'm also psyched to hear you enjoyed the third Scholomance book, I'm listening to book 2 right now and loving the series so far. I'd honestly love to hear any book recommendations you'd be willing to share!

I would suggest starting with Swordheart! it's a lovely fantasy road trip romance, between two older heroes, one of whom is an ancient war spirit bound to eternal servitude of whoever draws his sword. and the other who is a fat thirty-something spinster on the run from her extremely horrible aunt. i reread it yearly!

The Paladin series are also great, and scratch the discworld itch for funny, clever fantasy that also gets real dark real fast but never loses its heart. GREAT romances, several m/f and one m/m, great sex scenes, great action scenes, great monsters. if you're at all iffy about m/f romances, go study how kingfisher does it.

IF YOU LIKE HORROR (i don't and i liked these!) the three horror novels out so far have somewhat different vibes. none of them have romance in them, which is actually really nice! they all have pretty kickass explorations of friendship and family.

the twisted ones is a methodical and very tired woman trying to survive a somewhat non-haunted house in the middle of a very fucking haunted woods; unfortunately my personal choice of home decor is 'animal skulls, interesting sticks, and wasp nests' so finding out that the creepy monsters are fucked up bone and wasp poppets just made me really jealous.

the hollow places was much scarier to me and made me cry a few times. it goes hard on the tragedy of horror, the helplessness innocent people feel in the face of a sort of cosmic injustice. somewhere besides this reality is a place that got taken over by very, very bad invasive species, and there's not much anyone can do but try to get back home. but at the same time, the love of home is what gives people the heart and the strength to get there. just a great fucking story! the fucked up schoolbus continues to haunt me.

what moves the dead is very effective body horror, and also very fun gender shenanigans. i do not like fungal infections as much as i like bones and wasps. the protagonist is also male gendered by deliberate choice: in his homeland, only men can be soldiers, so women can declare themselves male and join the army. it's a retelling of the fall of the house of usher, but unlike poe's version, this one slaps ass. excellent plot, very twisty, very gruesome, very tragic. i liked all of it and even the ending, though it did leave me sad.

THE THIRD SCHOLOMANCE BOOK PUNCHED ME IN THE NUTS OF MY HEART and if i was to go on about it we'd be here all day. i adore novik's work with nearly religious devotion and one day i hope she will sign my thigh.

#ursula vernon #t kingfisher #naomi novik #my favorite thing about naomi novik is #the literal day after the second scholomance book came out #she dropped like fifty thousand words of harry potter / high king fusion #like. she was already tearing jk rowling a new asshole #and then apparently decided that what rowling needed #was to be swiss fucking cheesed