back on my bullshit (meeting men im in love with). Ben Schwartz is so kind and tall :-) I didn’t totally freeze like when I met the Jonas brothers but the selfies we took are blurry so 😔
(at least I have these bc I told sam to record the whole thing heheheh)
how the vpr cast would respond if you text them in a crisis situation
stassi: she would talk you through it or depending on the severity and if it was a first-time thing, drop everything and bring you wine and goat cheese balls. she won't let you go through this shit alone.
katie: she would lift you up, tell you you're a bad ass bitch, but also give tough love if appropriate. might not come to your aid in person immediately but wouldn't leave you emotionally abandoned. she'll take you for tequila when things have settled.
scheana: she would offer surface level support then make it about her. maybe tell you to listen to "good as gold".
lala: she'd text you 5 hours later with "u good?"
sandoval: depends on if he wants to bone you. he'll either offer empty platitudes or drop everything and everyone to be at your side.
schwartz: he has to check with sandoval first to see what he's allowed to do. his instinct is to tell you what you want to hear.
kristen: she will be at your side. but you know not to call her unless you want to be unhinged. she'll set a fire or slash tires if that's what you need. she's who you call when you have the same problem over and over that you haven't changed but won't judge you for it.
ariana: she will talk you through it. she will be too busy to be at your side immediately but in the aftermath she will be there with support and also a touch of tough love reality checks.
brittany: unconditional love and support at first but then she ghosts you.
jax: you don't call him. ever.
james: if you want to feel worse about yourself, you call him. he answers and makes you feel like shit.
lisa: she is there with motherly love but a week later. it's what you need though.
kristina kelly: she has the most level head of anyone you know. she keeps it real but with kindness and comfort. she shows up when it matters.
rachel: you don't call her. you don't text her. it's pointless.
another funny bit from the ben schwartz and friends show was that katie dippold was trying to think of disney themed names for restaurant foods and they built a whole scene around one of the names being dumb and she was like “whoever’s job it was to come up with the name - it wasn’t me - they probably have many other talents and thinking up disney puns for food names isn’t one of them but they probably tried their best” and it made me laugh so hard