#KJ’s Deleted Scenes

[kj-writes-random-shit]

Earl Grey Cookie x Male!Reader: The Tea Party (UNFINISHED)

HI!! This is an unfinished fanfic that I made back in… June? I think?? Well, I fell out of love with cookie run, so I never finished this. But, I felt like uploading this to you guys, so that you could see how shit my writing was!!

Plot: Earl Grey wants to have a nice break from the grandmaster hotel and taking care of the Chess Choco Twins, so why not have a tea party with his amazing boyfriend?

Side Notes: Unfinished Fanfic, Earl Grey calls his Boyfriend his prince as a pet name, Everyone is human but still has their cookie names, Earl Grey adopted the Chess Choco Twins, The Reader has his own rented room in the grandmaster hotel, Both of the chess choco twins are agender and use they/them pronouns, The chess choco twins call Earl Grey ‘dad’ and [Reader] ‘father’, and the Chess Choco Twins are homeschooled.

[Reader] stretched his aching back while yawning. He rubbed his eyes, and lazily opened them. He then stood up from his soft and cozy bed made from the purest of cotton, and went to his dresser and pulled one of the drawers open. He looked through the clothes, only for [Reader] realize that all of the good looking clothes that were stored in his dresser were dirty and currently going through the process of being washed. He groaned, and went to his closet to look for something decent to wear.

After what felt like ages of searching, he finally found something to wear. It was a beautiful [Favorite Color] tuxedo paired with dress pants that both glistened as soon as he looked at it, as if the tuxedo was calling for [Reader] to wear it. It was a gift given by Earl Grey as a one year anniversary gift for them dating.

‘Woah. I am so glad I have a boyfriend to give me stuff like this.’ [Reader] thought to himself. He grabbed to tuxedo and took it out of the closet, but then quickly stopped himself. “Wait, shouldn’t I save this for a special occasion? Eh, who cares? Let’s just hope that Earl Grey magically wants to take me out on a fancy date so that this tuxedo won’t go to waste.” [Reader] said.

He put the tuxedo on, and then went up to the full body mirror he kept in his room to see how it looked on him. “Huh, I don’t look half bad.” [Reader] said smugly. He smirked while putting his hand to his chin. “Well, can’t admire myself forever. Let me leave to go find Earl Grey.” He remarked. He walked out the room before quickly realizing something.

“Ah, I never put shoes on. Lemme go put on those dress shoes.” [Reader] went under his bed to grab his dress shoes that Earl Grey had, coincidentally, also got him and put them on. “Okay, now I am finally ready to leave.” [Reader] said proudly. He then opened his door, and then exited his room to go look for Earl Grey.

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Earl Grey had just finished getting some more guests into their rooms, and he then went off to go look his boyfriend. He then bumped into the Chess Choco twins. ‘Ah, it's them.’ Earl Grey thought to himself.

“Dad! Let’s play Chess!”

“Dad, can we play chess?” The two asked out of their dad.

“Not now you two, I know you just got out of school and finished your homework and you need something to do, but I’m currently looking for your father. But, I promise I’ll play with you two later.” Earl grey informed the twins.

“Awww, Just one game! It’ll be quick!” “Our game of chess will be brief.” The chess choco twins begged.

Earl Grey sighed. “Alright, I’ll play one game. Only one game though.”

The twins cheered out of excitement (mainly Pawn White), then the twins dragged their dad over to a table with a chessboard on it. The pieces were already placed correctly. The twins then sat down on the left side of the table, while Earl Grey sat on the right.

‘Oh dear, I am in for one hell of a ride…’

Even though Earl Grey said that he’d only play one game, he’s already played about nine, and he lost every single one. His eyes are sore, his glasses are sliding off of his face, and all he can think about is his boyfriend. He doesn’t care about chess anymore, he just wants his sweet prince to save him from this nightmare. The twins then exclaimed checkmate, showing that they just beat Earl Grey AGAIN. “Well, my amazing and sweet children, I must leave now. I’ve had fun, but I must now go look for [Reader].” He informed the twins.

“C’mon, why not one more game?”

“One more round can’t hurt, right dad?” The twins pleaded.

“Sincerest apologies, but I must go.”

“Just one more ga-!”

“I. MUST. GO.” Earl Grey fumed, while running away from the two.

He eventually went outside to the garden at the back of the hotel, where he found [Reader]. He was relieved and felt like it was a blessing to see him again. “My dear prince, I am so happy to see you! You have no idea what I have went through today.” Earl Grey proclaimed. [Reader] tilted his head out of confusion. “Umm, Earl Grey, you’re acting more enthusiastic than usual, you ok?” [Reader] had question. “Ah, my sweet precious prince, I am perfectly fine! The twins just begged me into playing hour long games of chess is al-!”

“Yep, you only act enthusiastic whenever you get out of a stressful situation.” [Reader] pointed out.

“Heh, you are correct, my lovely prince. It was not just one game, not three, but nine games of chess. It was… Horrid. I can’t even describe the terror that was going on-!” Before Earl Grey could finish, [Reader] had given him a quick kiss.

#male reader #male y/n #male!reader #earl grey cookie #earl grey #chess choco #chess choco cookie #chess choco twins #earl grey x reader #cookie run #cookie run ovenbreak #long post #KJ’s Deleted Scenes #UNFINISHED FANFIC #unfinished

[thatiranianphantom]

Hi there.

Your ship is dead. Bullying a grown man and hiding behind ‘bUT IM A TEENAGER” is bullshit. If you have ANY ounce of dignity, just stop fucking watching the show. You are going to drain yourself and drive yourself crazy over a fictional tv ship which you don’t DESERVE. Maybe I might have had sympathy for you in season 4. Before you bullied half of the cast and lili to tears (do you remember when she had to come out and say ‘it’s a fucking tv show’ only for you to STILL whine and cry and throw your bottles? Ted is right. You are the most disrespectful, selfish freaks of fandom I’ve ever come across and I hope to god you grow the fuck up and get TV comprehension skills. Because you have ZERO. Crying about the ratings which have been falling since season 3 is not going to bring back your CORPSE of a ship. Betty and Jughead don’t even like each other and you expect them to fuck? You will cry when the writers are “sexualising teenagers!!!” But when Betty and Jughead were having roleplay sex as 16 year olds it was fine?

You cried and begged and demanded bughead sex scenes and bABY JULIET when these kids were 15/16 years old and you call out the writers for being creepy now? NOW???? You call Archie disgusting and using Betty as a “baby maker” doll, housewife, but you have wanted that woman (or CHILD) fucking rat boy and having his kids since they were literally kids themselves? Do you see the hypocrisy or should I continue?

“How DARE the writers have Betty change everything about herself for Archie that is so GROSS AND MISOGYNISTIC.”

Yep. And Betty didn’t do a serpent dance at 15 to fit into Jughead’s world?? Now that is changing herself for a boy.

You’re hypocrites and are salty because your ship is dead, the actors despise each other, and you can’t make Sprousehart edits without the feeling that it may be wrong, because rat boy is an abuser. Barchie have never tried to erase bughead. Because it happened. It was cute, and it was a thing that happened. Betty loved him.

But the fact that you constantly delude yourselves with insane theories which are wrong every single time to erase barchie is hilarious. Seriously. “It’s an au!! “Archie’s light gives Betty headaches!” “We are going back to 5x17!” “Jughead shielded Betty” “the season 6 universe was erased!” That makes it clear you see barchie as developed, and real. And a THREAT which you can’t shop unless you erase it. You can’t hide behind “it’s forced! “It came out of nowhere!” Barchie was building from the first episode. If you cannot understand the point of two mains Archie and Betty, slowly getting feelings while being with other people; you are either stupid, or a child. This show was RULED by bughead and lili and Cole can service. The teen choice award you keep talking about? WAS VERY CLEARLY THERE TO HYPE UP THE ACTORS DATING. If you can’t get??? You’re an idiot or a child. If you can’t understand the point of a slow burn which was Betty and Archie being sidelined by a psychotic fandom who bullied the writers into four season of bughead fucking in a bunker and varchie arguing with hiram, you are an idiot. Sweetie. BABES. When the fifties are over and Archie and Betty have fallen in love AGAIN, and they return to a riverdale free of darkness, Toni and Cheryl are together, Veronica and Reggie— and Jughead and Tabitha, what are you going to do? Implode? Delete? Murder a crew member? I don’t know what you will do but holy shit it will be entertaining to see you fall. A fandom who spent 7 years terrorising barchies, cast members and writers, making fake sexual assault allegations for each cast member, being disgustingly racist to Vanessa and ash, and body shaming Lili. Bullying KJ until he very clearly went off of the edge in the pandemic, and for some reason also going after your GOD rat boy. I’m saying this to you and all of you. Yes, barchies and Choni’s have said some awful things, as well as varchies. But nothing can top the entitled brats you are. And I hope when Lilis contract os over, and she reveals Cole was an abuser, she tells you all to go and fuck yourselves.

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wut????

This manifesto is so very confusing to me. Somehow, you've both been stalking my blog and been paying no attention at the same time.

I'll admit, I didn't read much of this, but a few things

This is now the second time today that someone on the internet accused me of being a teen. I'm flattered, don't get me wrong, but what is it about this? I am a grown ass adult. Is it something I am putting out there?

Oh please, please desperate BA anon, may I have your sympathy back??????

"Ted is right." Oof, anon. Very oof.

I would like you to go on, anon, please point out to me where anyone thought the Serpent Dance was a good decision? And where the seasons 1-4 sex parties and girls with one character trait were?

The BA stuff, I can't....I can't even....what?

What teen choice award do I keep talking about???? I am so confused????

The only thing in this.....jumble of words that offended me was you calling Cole "rat boy" (also did you imply that I love Cole? Have you....read my blog?) because I have rats and excuse you, they're amazing. Look at this leetle boy

Apologize to him this instant!

Look how upset you've made him!

#answered #anonymous #What teen choice award??????

[kenetijamesupdates]

It would have been nice to have another scene about Jeremy’s music, but it also is basically anticipating the whole second half of the movie, so it makes total sense they deleted it. 

#KJ Apa #Nathan Parsons #PEOPLE #Jeremy Camp #Jean Luc La Joie #Britt Robertson #Melissa Henning #I still believe deleted scene #I still believe

[varchieforever]

Deleted 2x22 Riverdale Varchie scene (doing it on Hiram's desk!!)

Credit @chonicharms

#varchie #deleted scene #riverdale #kj apa #camila mendes #archie andrews #veronica lodge #archie and veronica #archieronnie #ronnie x archie #archie x veronica #ronniearchie #season 2

[abnormallyadam]

REACTION TO THE CHONI DELETED SCENES... I WAS ATTACKED... HOW DARE THEY CUT THESE SCENES OUT... OFFENDED, BUT ALSO BLESSED BECAUSE THEY’RE PERFECT????? 

#riverdale #season 2 #deleted scenes #choni #madelaine petsch #vanessa morgan #cheryl blossom #toni topaz #kevin keller #casey cott #archie andrews #kj apa #veronica lodge #camila mendes #betty cooper #lili reinhart #jughead jones #cole sprouse #varchie #bughead #josie mccoy #ashleigh murray #charles melton #reggie mantle

[spondecision]

Riverdale season 2's first episode just dropped on Netflix and there are some pretty crazy conspiracy theories going around the internet! From Polly's baby with Jason Blossom and Veronica and Archie getting married - there are so many conspiracies in season 2 of Riverdale that really could become a reality. What are your thoughts?

#riverdale #riverdale season 2 #riverdale conspiracies #bughead #betty and veronica #riverdale archie #archie #deleted scene riverdale #conspiracy riverdale #fred andrews shot #riverdale gifs #riverdale conspiracy theories #netflix #me #kj apa

[paris-torres-month]

SeP/Tember Day 29: Worst Case Scenario

“There’s room in every good story for a little bit of passion.”

“You know, maybe you’re onto something. I could add a steamy love scene between the Starfleet conn officer and the Maquis engineer.”

Awwwwww, BEST case scenario for a Tom & B’Elanna holodeck adventure, right?!

B’Elanna stumbles across an old holodeck programme, Insurrection Alpha, where the mutinous Maquis take over the ship, and can’t resist playing it. Tom bursts in on her because she forgot to lock the door (and she was late for their lunch date), and HE can’t resist playing it. It. Is. A. Blast! (not literally until later)

But, alas, the programme doesn’t finish, it simply ends. They decide to find out who wrote it and convince them to write the ending.

After taking a vow of silence B’Elanna blabs to the Doctor, and soon half the crew is running Insurrection Alpha & the other half is talking about it. Tuvok confesses that he’s the author & says he’ll delete it. Janeway thinks it’s a fun diversion, three years in, and tells Tuvok to finish it so she the crew can play it out.

Everyone has ideas! including B’Elanna. She busts in on Tom & Tuvok’s writing session and she & Tom get to discuss the merits of a steamy love scene. What could be more perfect than a little bit of passion? Not much, that’s for sure. Tuvok can barely contain his un-Vulcan-like excitement at the idea.

Unfortunately, we get life & death drama instead when, upon opening the programme in the holodeck to start adding to it, Tom & Tuvok accidentally trigger Seska’s rewrite. There’s nothing worse than a fic writer stealing another writer’s idea and writing an unauthorized sequel! Tom and Tuvok are caught in the programme, Tom gets bash up, B’Elanna worries (we’re only a couple of episodes off from Day of Honor here), and KJ & B’Elanna get to Science! together in order to help save the menfolk. All in all, one of our favourite episodes!

Oh, and we get to see how awful Tom looks in yellow.

And in yet another ugly vest.

Stick to jewel tones, Tom!

Today is National Coffee Day, so drink up! Again, we could have gone with Threshold, but, again, why would we (unless we cut off the last 15 minutes)? Today’s prompts are:

WORST CASE SCENARIO - Holodeck adventure gone wrong - Steamy love scene - Naked Bolian

#SeP/Tember #sep/tember #ptmonth #paris/torres month #paris torres month #paris x torres month #tom x b’elanna month #tom x b'elanna #b’elanna torres #tom paris #sep/tember2021

[callmeriverdale]

All of Riverdale Season 1 Deleted Scenes

#riverdale #riverdale deleted scene #cole sprouse #lili reinhart #kj apa #jughead jones #archie andrews #veronica lodge #betty cooper #camila mendes

[daeneryskairipa]

- requested by anonymous

#ouatedit #cs graphic #captain swan #hookedit #ouat #ouat 6x17 #ouat 5x14 #deleted scene #cs parallels #hook #kj hook #request #anonymous #*

[kj-writes-random-shit]

Welcome to the Writing Blog!

My name is Kaeya, I’m a trans-male who’s cinthean as FUCK! I really want certain Oneshots, but no one will accept them or no one knows of the fandom. So, I have decided to take the matter into my own tiny hands! I’m going to make the Oneshots myself. I might be bad at it, but hey! I can finally feed myself with scenarios I want!

I will write:

Fluff

Angst (Pretty bad at it)

Lime

Hurt to Comfort

Headcannons

Scenarios

Oc X Canon

Canon X Canon

Canon X Reader

Oc x Reader

I will NOT write:

Smut/Lemon (I’M A MINOR, YOU FUCKING CREEPS-)

Romanticizing abuse, rape, mental illnesses, and pedophilia

Oneshots of IRL people (It’s just downright disrespectful)

Oc x Oc (Nothing wrong with it, I’m just REALLY bad at it)

Romantic Oneshots for Minors

Ships that are genderswapped (especially void x Dira, I’m just uncomfortable with it)

Fandoms I’ll write for:

Kyo Hell (PLEASE REQUEST THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD)

Warioware (No Kat and Ana, 9 volt, 18 volt, Ashley, penny, Lulu, Red, and Pyoro)

Genshin Impact (only male characters, sorry)

Food Fantasy (No child-coated characters)

Friday Night Funkin’ Vs. Void

RM Void Au (ask me about my au if you want!!

Rhythm Heaven

Cookie Run (Ovenbreak & Kingdom)

Puyo Puyo Tetris (No Feli X Lemres and no Feli x anyone)

I will take 10 scenarios/headcannons and 3 Oneshots. Remember that I have an outside life and it will take me a good while to finish your request(s). (especially the Oneshots!!) so, please be patient! If you rush me, I will cancel your request. No excuses.

Tags and what they mean:

#KJ’s Hardworked Scenarios!! - My scenarios that I wrote!!

#KJ’s Hardworked Fanfics!! - My fanfics that I wrote!!

#outdated as HELL - Heavily outdated and information on there is not accurate anymore. Slight chance of being updated.

#KJ’s Deleted Scenes - Things that I gave up on and never finished!! (will never ever finish these, sorry /lh)

#KJ’s Sour Limes - My lime fanfics!! Heavily recommended for teens and older.

#KJ’s Fluffiest of Fluff - My fluff fanfics!! Very wholesome and good for all audiences.

#KJ’s Depressing Shit - My angst fanfics!! Gonna be hella sad and maybe even fucked up, so watch out.

I also only do Male and Gender Neutral readers. Sorry :(

When it comes to Male Character X Male reader Oneshots, I do not want fem aligned people to interact with them. If you are fem-aligned and still interact with them, you will be blocked and I will not accept requests from you.

Anyways, ENJOY YOUR TIME HERE!

(follow my main account if you want! @trans-kevin-juice )

#flashing lights #genshin impact #miodiodavinci #Kyo hell #rhythm heaven #warioware #food fantasy #fnf #friday night funkin #requests open!! #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cookie run ovenbreak

[gwennifergifs]

★ KJ APA GIF PACK.

– CLICK THE LINK IN THE SOURCE to be redirected to 119 gifs of KJ APA from Riverdale Deleted Scenes & Bloopers. These gifs were all made by me, and are all 268x151. Find all of my gif packs ON MY DIRECTORY at /directory on this blog! (2,081 gifs total)

MY GUIDELINES HAVE CHANGED: Do not edit these into gif icons. Crackships and sidebars are fine. Please like or reblog if you found these helpful, as that really helps get the word out!

#kj apa gif hunt #kj apa gif pack #kj apa #gif hunt #gif pack #riverdale #archie andrews #why does he just randomly start holding casey's hand after he thinks the take is over..... karchie endgame........

[dotsayers]

20 Questions: Writer’s Edition

tagged by the beloved @myrmidryad 

this is a LONG one so here’s a cut to avoid do you love the colour of the sky syndrome

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

101 after a recent purge... no one may know about my Past

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

329004! used to be about 350k but again... purge

3. How many fandoms have you written for and what are they?

on ao3 i’ve written for (chronologically) doctor who, skyfall, discworld, les mis, star trek, lord peter wimsey, marvel (various), in the flesh, red vs blue, roosterteeth rpf, check please, hockey rpf, star wars, daredevil, rivers of london, dishonored, emmerdale, dirk gently, holby city, hot fuzz, kj charles, guardian, the covert captain, taskmaster rpf, good omens, ghosts, roswell new mexico, leverage, schitt’s creek, the magicians, 9-1-1, it chapter two, the magnus archives, the old guard, the mandalorian, the ritual, the locked tomb

way back on the pit of voles i wrote for twilight, harry potter, hetalia and xmen first class. and on the newsround chatrooms i wrote exclusively harry potter fic about my oc neville and luna’s daughter

as you can tell i am not prone to staying in one fandom writing wise, i tend to end up with one complete fic and seven abandoned wips concealed deep in my google drive

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

finally see what it means to be living (captain marvel, carol/maria, i really hit the zeitgeist with this one i think i was something like the fifth fic in the ship tag)

do whatever you think (the magnus archives, this series is actually #2-7, then #8 #9 and #11 for me so i’m going to cheat a bit)

standing in a world of my own (daredevil, matt/foggy/karen, another zeitgeist hit! really miss writing for daredevil actually... it’s a perennial fave)

a winding road that stretches towards the truth (iron man, tony/rhodey, i STILL don’t know when this got so many kudos. i swear i looked away when it was at 100 and suddenly it ended up here)

where the long shadows grow (star trek aos, kirk prime/spock prime, thank god some people are checking the prime kirkspock tag is all i’m saying!)

5. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

i don’t really Do angsty endings... possibly a blanket of stars just because i ended it on something of a cliffhanger and then completely zoned out of rnm for long enough that i forgot where i was going with it. there was definitely the intention of fixing things but then i just... did not do that. and now the show is on s3 and i’m over a season behind! life comes at you fast

6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending?

where the long shadows grow, because it reunited kirk prime and spock prime and they DESERVE TO BE HAPPYYYY. i’m a complete sucker for presumed dead/back from the dead stories, actually, so on a similar theme i have two (TWO) daredevil fics which follow the trope, one about ray coming back post-s2 (might never be normal again) and one about foggy and matt reuniting post-endgame (in the corner, taking up space). this is the only time i will ever acknowledge endgame ever again

7. Do you write crossovers? If so, what is the craziest one you’ve written?

i do write crossovers! in fact i am often roundly mocked by my friends for the increasingly esoteric nature of my crossovers. way back in secondary i wrote a twilight/labyrinth crossover where angela was sarah and jareth’s daughter  because i had a massive crush on a girl who liked both twilight and labyrinth. however, since that has been comprehensively scrubbed from the internet, i think my craziest crossover is probably part three of ‘traced upon the skies’, already an esoteric crossover of rivers of london and hot fuzz, when i added in a crossover with the horror movie ‘the ritual’ just because i wanted rafe spall’s character to be happy 

8. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

EXTREMELY rarely and only with extreme embarrassment. i will not be any more specific than that

9. Do you respond to comments, why or why not?

i used to really struggle with doing this, to the point that i had over 300 comments just. lingering in my inbox unanswered. so i decided to give those up and just commit to answering them from then on, which has been working fairly well for about a year and a half now. i love getting comments but i get overwhelmed really easily and struggle with replying in a way which feels meaningful without getting in my head about it! 

10. Have you ever received hate on a fic?

yes lmao it was for a harry potter fic on ff.net where harry got sorted into hufflepuff instead of gryffindor. it wasn’t a very good fic but i think the fact it was clearly written by an 11 year old should have scared off at least some of the less flattering comments.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

i don’t... think so? i don’t know how i’d find out to be honest, my vanity googling is rarely very effective

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

yes! as bronze may be much beautified (skyfall, mallory/bond) got translated into chinese, i was extremely pleased. i think it’s mandarin but the ao3 page for the translation doesn’t say and my mandarin is.................. extremely poor

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

also yes! me and jess little-smartass have written a lot together, although only our star trek/les mis series has been published, more’s the pity. we spent a lot of les mis fandom time workshopping aus and we were always extremely correct about all of it, imo

14. What’s your all time favourite ship to write for?

oh god. i think probably kirk/spock, although there’s some recency bias to that since i reread space manhattans recently and was reminded of my love for them. i really like writing jon/martin but i’ve mostly done that from outsider pov which is a bit different to writing shipfic, i think. joe/nicky from tog was also something i really liked writing but i struggle with plotting longer fic with them

15. What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

i recently went through my abandoned fic folder so i actually have a few options for this. the obvious choice would be ‘any of the hockey ones’ but i did delete most of those just for my sanity. more recently i started writing a vaguely smutty pre-the thing mac/fuchs fic for alex @milkdrinker5000 which i really WANT to finish but am struggling with. most obscure answer (even beyond the thing) and most likely to remain unfinished is the insanely in depth post-tog booker/copley fic i had planned out back in about october. i wrote a good 6-7k of that one and then i realised it was going to be, like, difficult, and decided if i was going to put that much work into something it may as well be the novel im meant to be writing

16. What are your writing strengths?

once a friend told me i had an excellent facility for dialogue and ive thought about it every time i write ever since. i love writing dialogue and i think i’m good at knowing what sounds ic and what is right out. 

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

one of the things i struggled with for a really long time, and honestly still have trouble with, is depicting action in words. once i wrote a hockey fic which featured multiple hockey games and i spent probably four times as much effort editing those to make sense and be interesting that i’ve ever done on a talkier scene.

18. What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

i’ve done it but only when i knew more or less what i was talking about - i did italian at school so i felt confident using it for nicky in something particular and real. i try not to italicise when i drop in words from other languages, which is what i usually do when i’m using a language i haven’t studied in depth (for example, joe’s use of arabic in some of my fic), and to only use words which i’ve heard used by native speakers in that context. i think if you don’t feel confident using another language, generally speaking, you shouldn’t do it. and for god’s sake don’t use google translate for a full sentence

19. What was the first fandom you wrote for?

harry potter on the newsround chatboards. ariana lovegood-longbottom my sweet child

20. What’s your favourite fic you’ve written?

this used to be an easy question because hands down the fic i was proudest of on posting it was i’ll be seeing you. i spent a year and a half on research and writing! but these days i do cringe a little at my hockey fic, and i think i’m prouder of some of my shorter works. let’s do a curveball and say layer on layer, down on down, which is my favourite of my rnm fics and the one i like most from a narrative voice perspective. getting michael right was stressful and i’m still proud i got it down for a TIME LOOP FIC, my absolute favourite trope

tagging @little-smartass and @leescoresbies just in case they want to try this

#gin i can't BELIEVE you wrote for xiaolin showdown. iconic #text post tag #tagged in #writing tag

[kenetijamesupdates]

Wow, it’s a shame this scene was deleted, but we are so glad we now have access to it. 

Watch it! Probably Britt’s best acting in the film!

#KJ Apa #britt robertson #ET Online #I still believe deleted scene #Jeremy camp #Melissa Henning

[varchieforever]

Deleted 2x16 Riverdale Varchie phonecall scene

Credit: @chonicharms

#the deleted varchie phone call scene #riverdale #varchie #deleted scene #season 2 dvd feature #2x16 #season 2 #kj apa #camila mendes #veronica lodge #archie andrews #ronniearchie #ronnie x archie

[zumpietoo]

Here’s the thing that Milly/Zelda/Kombucha/Dazey/Lisa/etc and all the socks in their drawers combined don’t understand. It is 20fucking21. If Cole Sprouse was some horrible abuser of women, rather than just the victim of his unfortunate taste in headcases (aka Lili and Bree) – he would be CANCELLED. No army of teenage fans, no amount of popularity in Hollywood, nothing could protect him in this day and age. If Bree had the receipts she and her fans claim she does… where are they? Why hasn’t she come forward properly instead of vague posting about Cole on Tumblr/Twitter/Insta/Twitch/wtfever? Why did all of their mutual friends side with Cole during their breakup? Clearly these people don’t remember when the Bree shit hit the fan. People were ready with RECEIPTS of her fuckery… the head games SHE played, all of her jealous stalking (which she also stalked Lili for a while!!), how she shit all over things that made him happy because they didn’t include her, how she told everyone he emotionally abused her when the reality was she thought they were going to get married and be 2GETHER4EVER (at 19 lmao ok), and then when it turned out he just kind of wanted a girlfriend to have sex with and play video games with (lmao like MOST 19 year old guys), she flipped the fuck out and called it emotional abuse. People had all her crazy documented back then, went after her across multiple platforms, and she ended up deleting everything and claiming it was “his stans” that made it impossible for her to come forward which… no… she just didn’t actually HAVE anything, no proof, nothing. Meanwhile, all of their mutual friends unfollowed her, if not immediately then definitely in the years following. The only reason Bree drops his name anymore is because it’s the only way she stays even close to relevant. It’s not because he actually abused her, mentally, emotionally or otherwise… it’s because she’s a tinkerbell who can’t deal with it when she’s not the most important thing in someone’s universe and when that turned out to be the case with Cole, she threw a bunch of accusations at him, stalked his new girlfriend (Lili at the time) etc. But never EVER in all that did she produce an ounce of proof. No friends that sided with her. No texts. No nothing. Because none of what she claimed ever actually happened.

Fast forward to Lili and we have the same issue. If Lili was the victim of Cole’s horrible emotional abuse… she’d put his ass on blast so fast. Lili has ZERO problem speaking her mind. She shit talks like it’s going out of style, and if she was the golden child of Riverdale, and was loved and adored by the producers and writers and RAS and the rest of the cast, and was the welcome wagon and all of the other stuff that her stans claim, if she went to ANY leadership and said “This is what happened, it was horrible, and I cannot be around my abuser like this” the CW would fire him. Or at least work to accomodate Lili if she was that beloved. Look at how fast they got rid of Ruby Rose on Batwoman when it turned out she was a nightmare behind the scenes? And she was the literal STAR of the show. And isn’t their narrative that the show leadership can’t stand Cole anyway (some of that is true, looking at you RAS and Ted especially, but that’s not because Cole is a nightmare to work with and more because KJ isn’t the fan favorite which, whatever)? Also if Lili DID get the network/show to give him the boot, which if he was abusive to her, she absolutely could, what would Cole do? Sue for breach of contract? When she should have mountains of proof after 3 years? When no doubt the show would’ve seen this behavior happening too? Like, what is their REASONING that Lili suffered and continues to suffer all of this grief that he’s supposedly causing her by flaunting Ari, etc? If she had proof, if anyone had seen all of this happening, they could’ve gotten him bounced in a heartbeat. Look at how fast ALL of Hollywood turned on Armie Hammer? Kevin Spacey’s accuser came forward 30 years after the fact, with almost zero proof and Hollywood cancelled him so fast. This isn’t the early 2000’s or even the early 2010’s anymore. It is 2021 and if Cole was really that horrible, people in the industry would know, and no one would work with him. But instead he’s still booking photography work, he’s still booking movies (two of them, Moonshot and Undercover), he’s inking deals with production companies. His past coworkers are excited to see him when they run into him on the street. Practically everyone who works with him says what a hard working professional he is (or they don’t say anything at all). His podcast that he helped produce and starred in won one of THE awards for podcasts, and is most likely getting a second season. And what has Lili done? Her poetry book was on the NYT Best sellers list for a week and then fell off. Chemical Hearts flopped HARD (to the point where she was recently pimping it MONTHS after it released). Covergirl filmed one commercial with her and did one print photoshoot with her, and then basically cut ties, having Lili put together her own photoshoots. Even if she didn’t buy her way onto PlusMinus or whatever it’s called, she still has 1 movie coming up and nothing else. Nothing even in the works that we know about. She’s the only one promoting Riverdale at all anymore because she has nothing else to fall back on. Honestly, the only reason she has pretty much any engagement anymore is because of her dog, who I actually think might be more popular than she is now. AND on top of all that, her recent whatever with Wallis apparently already has drama while Cole and Ari remain unbothered despite Ken and that other pap being dicks and all of the hate they Cari lobbed at them on a daily basis. Like, sorry Lili stans that she’s on the brink of irrelevancy, but if she had been abused and had her head fucked with like you all claim she has, she’d be lighting Cole up on social media because people would believe her, proof or no proof. Instead, she’s hanging with people who “only validate” her, including a toxic drunk bitch who basically trashed not only Cole but also Dylan at like, 3 in the morning all because Lili had to do a scene with her ex, and her mom who is KNOWN for feeding the fandom BS lies that she later gets caught out in. She’s trickling out a self-staged photoshoot because she hasn’t booked a real one in what? A year? She has 1 movie, and relies on her dog or breadcrumbing with another B-list actress to get her likes. I know its a tough pill to swallow for them and that’s why they’ve doubled down on the crazy so hard lately, but honestly it’s just sad now. There’s zero proof that Cole is anything they say, and if there was proof, Bree and especially Lili would be shouting it from the rooftops, but it doesn’t exist. There IS plenty of proof that Lili has zero work lined up, and a new drama filled relationship, and toxic friends (and that she cheated on Sam to be with Cole… something else they have absolutely NO PROOF of Cole doing). Sucks to be them I guess.

Even their concept of “abuse” consists of “Cole moving on and living his best life/OMG Cheater!!!”

And the latter applies to Lili, not Cole....

[reggierightsactivism]

Most of the people hating on tabitha/jughead on principle are diehard b*ghead fans which. Nothing against the ship though it is personally mot my cup of tea but it’s the only core four ship (and one of the only major ships I think) between two white people (I know Archie’s nebulous because kj isn’t white but archie is written as though he is).

I’m just saying it’s a bad look for people to hate on the Black girl for getting in the way of their all white ship please watch something else if that’s a problem for you. Like nothing against b*ghead but EVERYTHING against b*ghead shippers who hate on tabitha

completely agreed. b*ghead isn’t my personal cup of tea either, I don’t mind it and have a lot of very lovely b*ghead friends/mutuals, same with b*ronica, b*rchie, v*rchie, j*rchie, j*ronica, literally whatever (and on that note, none of what I’m about to comment on applies to anyone I’m following ftr I don’t go in for bashing or vagueing people) but I’m just not invested in most of them. that’s fine. I don’t watch riverdale (or read archie comics for that matter) for the specific ships but rather for the characters. by and large I literally don’t care what people ship as long as they aren’t shitty about it. 

(this ended up weirdly long so... under the read more)

 like okay, what happened with v*ggie is bad writing. I like that ship, I do, but the way their dynamic ended up playing out bugged the hell out of me and is why I wouldn’t want them getting back together (well, in theory; if the narrative went that way I’d still give it a chance, I’ve been pleasantly surprised sometimes) but that was also part of why they did break up, and I feel like that ship is a great example of one where it’s very clear what was just in character drama vs what was bad writing. for example, having veronica tell him she wants to be with him again and then basically dump him offscreen in the finale and delete at least on s4 scene that followed on that, or having her literally forget he already told her his dad hits him, is obviously writing and not character. compared to the other issues with their relationship which were relatively in character and pretty much made sense, even if it did mean them breaking up. 

if people are wary about j*bitha for TABITHA’S sake, and I mean genuinely not performatively, I 100% understand that, the show has given us plenty of reasons not to give the writers the benefit of the doubt, but that’s just not what I’ve been seeing so... I don’t even have a horse in this race really but I just hate the narrative that this type of storyline automatically invalidates her character, that characters like her will be put up on the ‘don’t need no man’ pedestal because she’s ‘too good for everyone’ when fandom generally won’t apply that standard to their actual faves, because let’s face it, shipping is a big part of fandom. there are people who don’t know how to engage with a character if they’re not shipping them so they either pair the spares or ignore that character completely (or often, both) (which is also imo transparently what’s happening with <75% of the people who were shipping reggie and tabitha before they shared a single ounce of screentime), like if you (general you) don’t actually care about them just don’t talk about them then. it’s really just that easy. to put it bluntly I'd just be very surprised if most of these complaints are being made by anyone who ever had any intention of actually investing in tabitha’s character, making graphics or art or fic, beyond “will she or won’t she be jughead’s love interest.” it’s usually pretty obvious imo when someone doesn’t ship something just because they don’t, or if there’s transparent bias behind it.

#replies #i'm so sorry anon i keep replying with NOVELS tonight #also i'm losing followers for this apparently spicy take?? alas </3 #look I like to think I stay in my lane pretty well and it’s not exactly like I’m spoiled for content ever #my personal brand is reggie and bi reggie truthing and look how I've been treated #but do y’all see me bashing on fangs OR k*ngs just because it's not keggie no no you don’t #Anonymous