#Joe Cooper x you

[altrodent]

Kiss me on my mouth!

Pairing: Joe ‘Coop’ Cooper x Reader

Genre/Warnings: First kiss trope, friends/teammates to lovers, a tiny bit spicy, fluff, lots of flirting friendly tension 💕✨

Summary: After planning the perfect psyche out for your next Baseketball game, you need to figure out how to not waste your first kiss with Squeak Scolari.

“Shit!” You stop for a second, once you’re fully changed you only have 10 minutes until you have to run out to the benches with the rest of the team. The problem? You had planned the perfect game winning psyche out but, it would involve you kissing Squeak Scolari. Now, you don’t mind Squeak, he’s cute and he looks funny when he’s pissed off but, you’ve never kissed anyone before. Now you are honestly too far gone for a high-school based dream to really matter, though to you it still does. You walk around the locker room trying to find someone- scratch that anyone who you’d actually want to kiss.

You frantically walk around until someone grabs your arm “Hey, are you okay?” You turn to see your forever crush, Joe Cooper. Yes, maybe you grew too attached to Coop when you met him, but can you blame yourself? He’s cute, funny and god, his smile makes your heart melt. “Coop! Yeah, I’m okay, I have a uh- a favor to ask?” Smooth. “oh, sure, what’s up?” You inhale deeply “So I have a sick psyche out planned, and without giving too much detail I uhm…” This is a lot harder than you thought it’d be. “Yeah, what is it?” You exhale “I’veneverkissedanyonebeforebutIcan’tletmyfirstkissbewithsomeoneIdontwantittobeifthatmakessense?” He stands there blinking “…What?” You groan and rub your eyes with your palms “Coop, I need you to kiss me on my mouth!”

His eyes widen as you cover your mouth. You said that way to loudly, everyone is looking at you. You smile awkwardly before coop slides an arm around your lower back and guides you to the cleaner, empty part of the locker room. “Coop, I’m so sorry, just please let me explain-“ you were about to ramble again, and as much as you hate it, he’s growing tired of just looking at your lips. With very little hesitation he cups your face in his hands and presses his lips against yours. Your eyes shoot open in shock, before you let out an approving hum. You relax into the kiss as your hands make their way to his chest, just as his right hand lowers to your neck. Before you know it he pulls away, “God, I’ve waited way to damn long to do that.” He purses his lips as his eyes travel across your face to see how you feel. Instead of replying, you wrap your arms around his shoulders and pull him into a tight embrace. “Thanks coop.”

He looks deeply into your eyes and before he has another chance to steal one last kiss- “Ew dudes, we’re going out hurry up or I’m telling the rest of the team!” Remer groans as Coop rolls his eyes “Maybe later?” He smiles at me, god his smile… “I’d like that.” You shake his hair before jogging out. Sure you have to kiss Squeak Scolari… but you’re winning right now, so it doesn’t matter.

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(A/N): Sorry I’ve been writing a lot of smaller stories recently but I’ve found that they do better. If you would like a series or reader insert I’d always be up for it, to help my inner child find peace 😌

Word count: 550

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[missmartin]

His biggest fan fr

Joe Cooper x Black!Reader

Based on a dream I had last night/You go to see Coop’s garage Baseketball game and the chemicals in your brain go off.

To be honest, you never really cared for sports. Never liked them, never could even list them. Not to mention in recent years they have completely gone out of style. To be honest, all sports celebrities were definitely sell outs they were kinda famous for it too.

“Girl you gotta come see this!” Your friend says waking into the room, interrupting whatever focus you had on the book you needed to study with. “See what” they sit next to you “listen there’s some real dopes down the block! The whole building went to see!”

Dopes? Does the bitch mean crackheads? “sorry I don’t like watching crackheads fight” you decline they roll their eyes and sigh “no not crackheads! These crazy mother fuckers.. they playing some sorta game!” What the hell were they talking about.

“What game? Is it freaky” you ask “no! It’s some dumb sport but they say crazy shit like…” they tap there chin trying to think of an example. Not like you needed one… you were willing to give it a try! “I’m hooked” “what?” “Can’t be bad if your going”

You were wrong… and right I guess. It wasn’t bad, but you didn’t need your friend there, because the world seemed to stop when you laid eyes on him. Joe Cooper? Or whatever… He was just amazing… white boy majestical amazing…

I mean he looked like an angel and with blue eyes like those would wouldn’t mind getting scared from time to time. Even that blonde hair looked real. He was just such a cutie. The cutest boy ever. And oh lord did you think about wanting him… Jesus christ maybe you even needed him. He got you acting all out of proportion.

“Oooh like what you see?” You friend says concern dripped in there voice “what? Oh yeah… maybe” you tilt your head and smile, you must’ve had a lovey dumby look on your face. “I can’t take you anywhere” they scoff “uh… dare me to talk to him?” “Oh hell yes.”

With an excuse on your belt of delusion, you had no choice but to talk to him. Can’t be to bad he just makes your stomach flutter a bit while you make your way too approach him. Oh yeah… what if you say something embarrassing? What if thinks your gross? It’s always the guys with the blue eyes honestly.

As you push through the crowd he and two other characters seep into your limelight, seemingly celebrating their win. “Oh…welcome” a boy with curly hair turns to you. Seems like you stepped in the red line of all they could see “um… thank you” you clasp your hands… he made you nervous, I mean when have you even seen a white man with an Afro?

A tiny tiny man opens his mouth and approach’s you as well .. although only to be pushed back by the curly haired one… you didn’t really catch both of their poor names. “Need anything? I’ll sign anything, anything for a fan” the tall one offers “actually I’m here to see him” you hold your hand out to point to Cooper. “Me?” He looks back

“Uh… I think you were great out there!” You lied, not really he looked great out there other than that you had no idea what the fuck he was doing. In your defense the hair was distracting! “Me..? Uh I mean thank you” he smiles awkwardly and crosses his arms

He look to the side for the second the little man gets dragged away by the other one and then look back up at Joe. “I also think you are really cute too like… for a guy I mean” you confess nodding softly. No need to hide it right? (What else were you supposed to compliment on) “I’m a huge fan”

“U-uh…” he stutters looking away scratching his neck a little “cute you think so?” He asks “oh I know for sure” you move your hand around “I mean look at you, your like a total cutie!” He better believe that too, I mean look at what he’s got you saying!

“Wow um…” he gulps a bit “I think your good looking too” you tilt your head forward your jaw slacking a bit “really?” Your eyes widen “it’s not everyday a cute girl co-comes up to me you know” huh? What! Are you seriously winning right now? Winning at life? This sweet ass jock is totally into you too right now!

“Your think I’m good looking?” You question putting your hand on your chest he nods and shrugs. “I think so yeah…. I can give you my number?”

“I’d like that.”

#very shallow I know <3 #joe cooper x reader #Joe Cooper x you #Joe Cooper x Fem Reader #baseketball x reader #for the sistas #x black fem reader

[snifsnoof]

this post surprised no one ever

#my art #baseketball #baseketball movie #baseketball 1998 #baseketball fanart #fanart #trey parker #matt stone #doug remer #coop cooper #joe cooper #joe coop cooper #cremer #im criyng so hard whoever proposed that ship name im kissing you on your mouth #coop x remer #remer x coop #coopmer #we seriously need a ship name #a solid one #south park

[treyisms]

dating joe “coop” cooper mini hcs (f!reader):

(slight references to mature content)

- constantly stealing his plaid pants, especially in the morning (because they’re super comfy and they’re always slightly warm in a sweet way that lets you know coop is there <3)

- walking around the house in said plaid pants & a lil shirt, because last time you walked around in just coop’s t-shirt, remer nearly choked on his cereal and squeak tried to give him the heimlich which just resulted in remer falling backwards on squeak… and it was just… a lot

- coop loves butterfly kisses (batting his eyelashes against yours) because it’s such an intimate, but innocent way of showing love

- he sleeps flat on his tummy with absolutely no pillow so you are consistently squished underneath of him when you two sleep :’)

- he calls you so many lil nicknames esp “baby” & “honey”, and if you return the favor (HEAVY on calling him “baby”) he gets so red and does that lil nose scrunch ifykyk

- mf has the dreamiest eyes ever, so he’s constantly giving you heart eyes & announcing to the entire room, regardless of who is there “you know, you’re a really pretty girl y/n”

- it’s gotten to the point that when coop goes out to the bar after a game with his buddies, he’s just whining “man i just miss my girlfriend, ‘m gonna head home soon guys” for like 15 minutes straight until remer screams at him to leave already

- you are sitting in his lap CONSTANTLY, but there’s nothing he loves more than sitting in yours

- if you have long nails, he absolutely loves when you scratch them slightly down his back or the base of his head while he sits in your lap

- “that’s nice honey” with his eyes all closed and mouth slightly parted all happily :(((

- when he’s practicing his single shots, you stand in front of him with his chest to your back because he’s just absolutely obsessed with your body warmth (and other things)

- LOVES to look down his nose at you (not in the mean way, in a way that he loves feeling big and strong <3)

- squeeze his biceps it makes him feel so floaty & confident

- he def starts to throw out remer’s 3 in 1 shower products after you switch up his entire routine, but naturally remer is defensive

- “DUDE! my girlfriend said this shit is terrible for your skin stop using it” “but it’s 3 in fucking 1, that means it’s more soap dude! i’m getting cleaner that way dumbass!!”

- you usually don’t even have to break up their fights, it’s often followed by one of them stomping off, then the other for about 10 minutes or so, and then a sweet lil reunion between them

- because at his core coop is incredibly sweet & really loves to feel connected to the people he values

- chronic hand holder— like constantly kissing them, holding and squeezing them, playing with your fingers or rings, you name it.

- “you must really like holding my hand coop” “i just like you a lot.. that’s all” :)

- overall, he just absolutely adores you and calls you his “favorite lil cheerleader” :’)

#i hope this is okay :’) #if it’s not i’m sorry & i promise i’ll get better! #this was so fun joe cooper im love you #quite self indulgent #trey parker #trey parker x reader #joe cooper #joe cooper x reader #baseketball #matt stone x reader #doug remer x reader #matt stone #s writes <3

[broflovskisbitch]

Joe Cooper NSFW Alphabet

a/n: I'm shit at coming up with head cannons and oneshot ideas so I went with ol reliable lmao (my asks are open btw if you wanna send ideas my way 👀)

also: 18+ only, minors dni

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

if coop was the dom that night, he would probably grab you a wet wash cloth and clean you up, grab you a water from the kitchen, and then just hold you. he's a very physically affectionate person, he'll just hold you with your head on his chest and run his fingers through your hair, cooing how good you did.

if he was the sub though, poor baby just needs to be held. he'll absolutely melt if you draw a bath and just hold him. he'll sit with his back to your chest in between your legs. he just wants to be as close as possible to you, damn near purring as you tell him what a good boy he was.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

on himself? probably his hands and chest. and not because he personally likes them, but because you like them. he loves whenever you fidget with his hands when you get distracted but he also loves that his hands alone can make you a whining mess. he also just loves when you play with his chest hair, makes him all warm and fuzzy.

on you? he loves you legs and your hips. he just loves holding them, grabbing them, marking them. just loves touching them. he also loves how you look in shorts, the way they hug you really does something for him.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

for the love of god please let this man cum in you. the first time you ask him to cum deep inside you he almost finishes before you're done asking. he LOVES watching it ooze out of you after he pulls out, it's just a visual reminder that you are his. but before that, he loved cumming on your tummy, watching you absolutely spent, panting as his cum paints your lower tummy? poor boy is a goner

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he loves wearing panties, especially yours if you wear them. he likes that no one else but you two knows he's wearing them.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

minimal. he has slept with a few people before, so he knew what he was doing when you two first started hooking up, but he wasn't confident at first.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

he loves when you bend him over any surface, also loves when you hold his hands behind his back and you thrust in him, likes feeling a little helpless.

he also loves missionary, he love how intimate it is, when he's feeling all lovey he loves holding your hands and just taking in your facial expressions. he also loves lotus for the same reasons, he just loves holding you and being close.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

initially he can be, especially when there's no explicit dynamic set. but it normally fizzles out throughout foreplay.

he can be bratty as a motherfucker though, loves mouthing off or pretending his in charge to get you riled up

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

obviously they're not blonde. and he trims once in a while? but he doesn't have a routine or anything

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

he's a sap, he loves being intimate and going slow. he's big on body worship, any chance he gets to treat you like a deity he will jump on it. he can also be a little shit. which happens more often than not

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

he really only masturbates when he's away for games, honestly. he used to a lot more before you got together, but honestly now whenever he's horny he just goes to you

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

oh boy oh BOY!! dom/sub (he's a switch), bratty, bondage, calling you master/mistress, edging/orgasm denial, masochism, marking, dacryphilia

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

anywhere in the house tbh, but he LOVES fucking you in the locker room, he loves the risk of potential getting caught, whether he's domming or subbing

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

what doesn't, coop is a fucking horn dog. if he had to pick one thing though, he loves when you wear skirts, he loves the easy access. he also just won't be able to keep his hands to himself if you wear a skirt.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

blood or just body fluids that aren't spit tbh. he also doesn't really wanna share. you're his and he's yours.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

he loves when you suck his cock, he lives to be in your mouth. he loved that he can use it to control you, and how you can use it to control him. he's so noisy when you blow him

now even though he prefers to receive, he will eat you out like you're his last meal. definitely goes crazy when you sit on his face

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

depends! he loves taking his time, but he will also rough you up a bit, especially if he lost a game or is really stressed. he loves taking the time to worship your body, kissing and touching nearly every square inch, but he also loves leaving marks and leaving you a shaking mess

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

they're not common but he will pull you into the locker room, pull his car to the side of the road, or drag you to the bathroom if he just *has* to have you then and there. he does infinitely prefer the real thing though

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

100% down to try anything at least once. however he does hope that you'll be the one to bring it up because he'd probably be a little shy asking you. poor baby looked like he was gonna pass out when he brought up the idea of you pegging him.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

I feel like he can go for a pretty long time but only like, two rounds tops. but he'll make those two rounds count

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

a strap on, obviously. but also a few vibrators and buttplugs, nothing too crazy though.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he can certainly be a little shit, he loves winding you up when you two are out and about. especially if you know you'll punish him later on. when you two are going at it though, if you're in charge, he is on his best behavior. if he's in charge? you'll probably be a teary mess by the end.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

dude he is so. fucking. loud. you've definitely shoved your fingers in his mouth to shut him the fuck up so remer wouldn't bitch about you two again

he whines when you go down on him or when you edge him, whimpers when you take each others clothes off or you pull his hair, groans when he's finally inside him. mans is LOUD

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

if you are okay with it, he has a bunch of polaroids of you after you two finish. he just thinks you look so beautiful after you two have sex. he has pictures of your blissed out face, and just a bunch that involve you filled with his cum or covered in his cum. he convinced you after he whined about you not being able to go with him whenever he left for games

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

he's a little above average length and girth, but not by a whole lot, but he knows how to use it

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

my god it's high, he is ready to go at the drop of a hat. before you even finish saying you want to fuck he has you in his arms on the way to the bedroom

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

once you two are taken care of and back in bed he is out like a light, especially if you start playing with his chest hair or card your fingers through his hair. he loves sleeping with his head on your chest, hearing your heartbeat is incredibly soothing for him

#joe cooper x reader #trey parker x reader #baseketball #i love him sm you have no idea #my baby boy

[whole-bunch-of-hcs]

Family HCs

I'm having Family Angst atm so we're writing about Coop and Remer's families (or rather the versions of their families I invented to project Issues onto lmao)

Coop

He seems 'parents are divorced' to me

His dad is nominally around but in actuality he only shows up on the odd holiday or birthday to ruin everyone's day and then split again

Once or twice he'll even stick around for a full day to a week, promising "this time it's for good, I'm gonna do it right Joey I promise." But it never lasts.

And his mom raised him with the help of his grandparents and an aunt/uncle so he was hardly starved for love or attention right?

And yet he still felt painfully lost growing up

Having even one person just completely Not Care about your existence when you're that young and vulnerable really fucks with you.

He loves his mom, his grandparents are cool and all (though he's definitely had his issues with all of them at some point). He routinely decides he hates his dad, he misses his dad, his dad was doing his best and he should be a little more forgiving, nevermind his dad is a piece of shit

Remer has been a big help in all this through the years to a point that Coop can't imagine having done this without him, and can't imagine anyone else knowing all of it.

Coop and his grandfather were really close growing up. They watched games together and all that.

Coop probably knows how to do small 'grandma task' type things like mend a small rip or something.

Just in general, big 'my grandparents were an important part of my childhood' vibes

Once when his dad was around, he took Coop and Remer to the game where he caught that ball and started the whole thing.

Coop's mom is a terrible cook. That's why that psyche-out didn't work, it's just kinda true and he knows it. Insult his uncle's cooking on the other hand? Excuse me? That man was the only reason he didn't live off of McDonald's growing up, you take that shit back

As an adult, Coop talks to his mom a lot and goes home for alternating holidays etc. His dad sometimes shows up to ask for money (especially now that he's a sports star) but other than that... they don't talk much.

Remer

His parents are NOT divorced. But tbh they should be.

His mom's not super loud or controlling or anything but she IS hard to get along with. She pretty much only likes Remer.

His dad's more silent about his loathing of all other people (except Remer) but it's definitely there.

Basically his parents like him a whole lot but more or less nothing and no one else which put a lot of pressure on Remer to earn his 'only good person' title but other than that he's fine.

He hates how they can't be in the same room for more than five minutes without his mother deciding not to talk to anyone anymore and his dad blaming random faults on her but whatever. At least they both exist.

He lived like a child of divorce: only hanging out with one of them at a time, constantly reassuring them he didn't love the other more, etc. Only they were 'together.'

He wasn't really in conflict with either of them but it was still a pretty tense environment so he usually just hung out on his own.

He doesn't want to get married because he's only ever seen it work out with one of them splitting randomly or them both hating each other.

His parents are both only children and his dad's parents hate his mom and his mom's parents hate his dad's parents so his family always felt even smaller than it was because none of them could ever be in the same room together.

His mom also probably hated all his girlfriends. (Also I have this hc that Coop's dad slept with one of Coop or Remer's gfs at one point shortly after Baseketball took off and it was a whole ordeal and almost caused a scandal)

His dad hates Coop and it drives Remer nuts. Like the only real fight he ever has with his dad is the 'what is your issue with Coop' fight.

There were a lot of times when Remer was like 'oh this is gonna be it for sure they're totally done' but they just didn't get divorced or even separate for more than like a week and he was losing it

As an adult he literally could not care less. He sees them Enough and that's as far as that line of thinking goes.

#baseketball x reader #joe cooper x reader #doug remer x reader #these are not based on trey and matt's parents obviously #I just wanted to make some shit up today #also do you guys ever get the feeling that your parents must've gotten married out of boredom or is that just me #like did neither of you have anything better to do wtf

[weedburglar]

Coop and Remer core

#they use 3-1 don’t lie #if you date them you change their routine #baseketball #doug remer #doug remer x reader #joe cooper #matt stone #matt stone x reader #south park #trey and matt #trey parker #joe cooper x reader

[telekineticseance]

almost famous inspired au where you’re a reporter who travels with the beers for a magazine to see how it is playing baseketball and being in the road but you end up falling in love with one of the team mates

#almost famous is such a good movie #if you haven’t seen it you should watch it #doug remer #doug remer x reader #joe cooper #joe cooper x reader

[sapphicstone]

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#south park #south park x reader #south park x y/n #south park x you #fanfic south park #fanfiction #ao3 fanfic #ao3 writer #wattpad #doug remer #doug remer x reader #matt stone #matt and trey #baseketball #joe cooper #trey parker #masterlist #trolls band together #dreamworks trolls #trolls movie #trolls #brozone #welcome home arg #wally darling #welcome home #welcome home x reader #welcome home x you #welcome home wally #wally darling x reader

[90sintruder]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: BASEketball (1998) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Joe "Coop" Cooper/Doug Remer Characters: Joe "Coop" Cooper (BASEketball), Doug Remer, Mentions of - Character, Squeak Scolari Additional Tags: Pining, First Time Blow Jobs, hopefully, Canon Compliant, Gay Sex, just guys being dudes, Internalized Homophobia Summary:

Coop hates seeing his and Remer's friendship falling apart, but one thing leads to another and suddenly he's on his knees in front of his best friend.

Happy 25th anniversary to baseketball

#i finally finished it #fanfic #baseketball #joe cooper x doug remer #joe cooper #doug remer #hope you enjoy #they're so gay #matt and trey #trey parker #matt stone

[altrodent]

It’s a date

Pairing: Joe Cooper x Reader

Genre/Warnings: swearing, uncomfortable situations

Summary: Your jackass teammate has been trying to get with you since you joined, but now since you’re reunited with an old “friend”, maybe he’ll get the message 🤭

(A/N): I was writing this on a blocked power-through, so this isn’t as good as my other stuff (which is already a low bar 😭) but enjoy!

“Come on, baby, don’t tell me you like him…” Your teammate says leaning against the locker “It’s none of your concern- and stop calling me that!” You roll your eyes and walk away. That douche has been trying to get you to fall in love with him for years, and still nothing. But, after 8 years, you finally will be reunited with your high school sweetheart… Okay, maybe you weren’t together, but he was extremely close with you, and anytime a girl would come up to him he’d just make an awkward face at them then look back at you. Also, he did that thing where he holds your hand and rubs the back of your hand with his thumb… butterflies! Ahem- back to reality. “I just don’t get why you don’t wanna get with me? I mean, I’m attractive, popular, and definitely bigger than him…” He throws the picture to the side, as you go to catch it he takes a peek down your shirt “You know, one of these days, this shit will get you in a shitload of trouble” you shove him out of your way as you go to find your shoes.

You make your way to the plate as you, unluckily, find yourself against Coop and Doug. Now, you’ve known them since kindergarten, so you think you got this. Doug whispers something to Coop as you’re trying to line up the shot, you have it in the bag… until- “You look so hot in a uniform, darling~” You freeze, you’re stunned and in a sudden last burst of energy you shoot…

“Ladies and Gentleman the winners of the Denslow Cup is… The Beers! Poor thing, she’s as red as a tomato, maybe she’ll score something else later if you catch my drift…” The other announcer just puts his head in his palm, tiredly.

“Fuck, man.” You rub your face I’m embarrassment. Wether you liked it or not, that was extremely unexpected. An arm slips around your waist, you assume it’s your perved out teammate, “Dude, I swear to god if you say one FUCKING THING-!” You cut yourself off when you see an all to familiar smile “Say what, hm?” You exhale deeply “Sorry, I thought you were-“ a loud brawl starts out between Doug and said perv. “Him?” You nod “Yeah, he’s been on my ass about… well me.” He tilts his head in confusion, and you shake your head “Sorry about the Psyche out, I know it was kinda uncalled for.” You roll your eyes “It’s almost as if that’s the entire point of the game” you chuckle as you pull him into a hug, he wraps his arms around your body in a big warm embrace. “Maybe I can make it up to you with a dinner on me, tonight?” You pull away to look at him, pursing your lips to hide a smile, “Like… a date?” Coop looks to the side of you and back, “Yeah, if that’s okay, of course! I mean we could just-“ you press a finger to his lips “It’s a date” You smile and pull away “meet me out back, after you’re done changing.” You smile and nod.

“What, the HELL WAS THAT? (L/N), you got some explaining to do…” Perv closes your locker before you can finish getting changed “I got psyched out, thanks very much, now can you please go away, I have plans…” He scoffs “With who? The jackass with the shitty hair?” You push your finger into his chest “Ever since I joined this damn team, you’ve been on my ass about everything I do! Now if you don’t leave me the fuck alone, I will not hesitate to drop the team entirely! You know why this team is sooo popular? It’s cause you have a damn hot girl on your team, if I leave you know goddamn well you’d be so fucking bland that no one would even want to watch!” You eventually pushed him into the wall as the whole team watches “I don’t care what you do, just never fucking speak to me until you learn some goddamn respect.” He gulps as his last bit of dominant masculinity, fades away.

Exiting the locker room and heading down the long hallway stirs a nervous feeling in your stomach. What if he’s not there? What if he forgot? What if he just doesn’t see you that way, and you’re just being extra delusional? What if- “Hey, dude! You ready?” Before you knew it, you were outside and he’s standing there waiting for you looking extremely cute in his lettermen jacket. “Yeah, sorry I took so long…” you hold your arms close to you, trying to keep your body temperature stable. “It’s alright, you okay though?” He looks concerned, you nod but he shakes his head “You don’t have to lie, you know” he smiles as he takes off his jacket “Joe, please, I’m fine” he rolls his eyes “If you think I’m gonna let you freeze your ass off out here, you’re wrong” you smile as the cold breeze brings a pink tint to your cheeks “Thanks, coop.” “ ‘Course, anything for you” he smiles at you before draping his arm around your shoulders and placing a kiss atop your head. You walk off, ready for the future… what a guy✨

#x reader #x you #baseketball #fanfic #fluff #joe cooper #x you fluff #coop #baseketball x reader #joe #joe cooper x reader #joe coop x reader #joe coop cooper x reader #joe cooper x you #joe coop x you #joe coop cooper x you #i’m so tired #fanfic writer #writers block #writer stuff

[jhoneybees]

Sweetly Drunk

I hope you like it! It's a little different from my other age regression fics but it's still really cute!! It's a pretty short one, sorry about that!! My brain isn't cooperating again😭

Tags: @elvisalltheway101

Characters: Drunk!Elvis X little!reader

Warnings/triggers: Little lifestyle, age regression, littlespace, intoxication, alcohol, drunk person(the fic is nothing terrible!)

There are a lot of 'babies' and 'sweeties' in this😅

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It’s one of those very rare nights where someone like Elvis who isn’t a big drinker, has a few too many drinks with the guys. Elvis doesn’t get loud like many other drunks but the moment your name unknowingly slips out of his mouth, that’s when things break loose.

“Y/n? Babyy..where is my baby, Joe? Where?” Elvis whipped his head around at Joe, his eyes growing heavy and body jolting now and then from hiccuping. “At home E, she’s at home” Joe answered with a chuckle, patting his back. Elvis groaned and rested his head in his hands “I wanna see her… My darling…darling..so it goes SOMETHINGS ARE MEANT TO BE” lifting his head up, Elvis leaned back in his chair with his arms lifted in the air “TAKE MY HAND, TAKE MY WHOLE LIFE TOO” slurring his words and singing loudly, making the others laugh “E?” Charlie chuckled with a shot glass in his hand. His energy levels changing, Elvis groaned again and rubbed his eyes “Lord…” he sighed as he fell further into his chair with his legs spread out.

As time went by, the guys decided to send Elvis home. Leading him to his black Lincoln limousine for only him to make their lives harder by pushing them away and sprawling his arms out as if he’s an eagle but after some time, they eventually got him in and Joe volunteered to drive him back to Graceland.

Finally arriving back home, Elvis shuffles himself out of the passenger’s seat, stumbling up the steps with Joe watching him from the driver’s seat “Baby, baby…Babyyy” barging in, Elvis looks around “Where’s my baby… DARLING I’M HOME-” getting cut off abruptly by Jerry who was watching over you while Elvis was away “ Jeez E! Quiet down, she’s sleeping man!” he whispers. Elvis in his very drunk state, doesn’t listen and pushes Jerry away as his arms sprawl out once more. Walking up the stairs towards his bedroom “Wittle sweetie!” Jerry shakes his head whilst sighing as he leaves the house.

As Elvis walks into his bedroom, he snickers quietly, seeing a small lump on his bed “Sweetie…” prolonging his words in his silly voice.

Elvis kicks his shoes off and climbs onto the bed. A big grin on his face as he lays down and shuffles closer to your sleeping figure. Elvis wraps his arms around you, making you stir and soon opening your eyes. “...Daddy?” rolling onto your back, peering up through squinted eyes. Elvis letting out a breathy laugh “My baby! Hello..” he hiccups.

Your eyebrows furrow as you notice something’s different but your thoughts get interrupted by Elvis rolling himself on top of you in an attempt to give you a bear hug “How’s my darlin’ been? Hmm?” the size and weight difference being very visible, you gasp out for air “Daddy! I can’t breathe!” pushing your fists on his shoulders, Elvis chuckling he rolls off “Aw c’mon you love those hugs!” you huff out a breath and sit up, frowning confused at why he’s acting like this but then again Elvis interrupts.

Sitting himself up to pull you into another unexpected hug “C’mere Daddy wants a hug, a hug f’om my baby” he rests his head in the crook of your neck and playfully munches at your skin, making you giggle. “Daddy! What are you doing?” humming softly as he pulls away, looking at your eyes with his dazy ones “I love you so much” he whispers and you smile gently but soon fades as you watch his eyes close and slump back down onto the bed. “Daddy?” feeling concerned, then out of nowhere, his arms go up in the air “C’mere..” hesitantly you lay down against his side while placing your head on his chest, he sighs contently and wraps his arms around you again to make sure you don't go anywhere.

Soon drifting off to sleep, not knowing he'll be suffering from an awful hangover tomorrow morning but that's alright, he's got you.

#elvis presley #elvis #elvis fans #60s elvis #70s elvis #elvis imagine #i love him #elvis presley x reader #elvis fanfiction

[gaiuskamilah]

kieran x elam for @lilyoffandoms for the @choicesfandomappreciation 2024 secret admirer event ❤️

apologies for the delay, i wanted to get this done by valentines but it would not cooperate with me😭 i had so much fun doing this, i hope you like it!! this is actually the third of concepts i tried doing, so more on that + timelapse under the cut for those interested (: (and yes, this is based off of one of the iconic scenes from howl's moving castle.)

i wanted to do something that really captured " warm softness to the cold hard edges" and i thought of maybe drawing a scene where elam realizes the beast is kieran. kieran's monster complex is a big part of their character and mc loving and embracing that part, the warmth to kieran's "monster", loving them despite and maybe even for it, was something i always liked about their dynamic. so that was the first draft but i wasnt feeling it and i couldnt figure out the drawing so i scrapped it HGJDHFKGHD

then i tried a second version where they're in a garden and elam gives kieran flowers, but idk, it just didn't fit?? heres the abandoned wip of it anyway OTL

while drawing and conceptualizing i kept thinking about what TCH reminded me of. the most obvious (and relevant, i think) is acotar, but then i remembered miyazaki's howl's moving castle, which is so much more like TCH than anything. so i wanted to do something with elam's hand over kieran's heart but it just did not work out (as you'll see in the timelapse), so i ended up with something more like a screenshot redraw of one of the iconic scenes in the movie:

and finally, the timelapse:

🎵 the boy who swallowed a star - joe hisaishi

#playchoices #the cursed heart #tch #kieran tch #kieran x mc #choicessecretadmirer2024 #my art #choices

[ethernetcows]

joe cooper x reader x doug remer hc's

for the lovers who can't choose :)

these two have such good chemistry when you first met them you were terrified that they wouldn't like you as much as they like each other. jokes on you, they both fell in love practically at first start.

the rivalry between coop n remer is increased tenfold as soon as they realise their feelings for you. remer figures it out first when the other girls don't hit the same for him. coop realises after remer starts talking about you.

you have an automatic invitation to every baseketball game, front row seats ofc. it just turns into a game of who can impress you the most. it's not the most practical for baseketball championships but it is entertaining.

you have to turn down invitations to the locker room's hot tub like 100 times a day.

remer is much more forward, he'll openly hit on you in front of anyone and everyone. partly to assert dominance and partly because he values you above his dignity.

coop is a little more subtle, a.k.a he feels shame, he'll make sure he's around you as much as humanly possible. within reason of course. he's charming so you don't mind.

they both get you these cheesy promise rings with chunky coloured gems and gold plated bands. you wear one on each hand and they clash with every outfit but you don't want to disappoint either. like remer'll come up behind you and slip coop's ring of your finger then he'll toss the ring back in coop's face. but as soon as he's gone, coop's put the ring right back on your finger.

you go on secret dates to make sure neither gets jealous but they always end up bragging about it to each other anyway.

if you end up with coop, of course remer will be supportive of his bro but he's gonna be severely grumbly for a long while. he turns around eventually, taking on the 'if they're happy, i'm happy' mindset.

coop is the most gentle boyfriend. you know how if you give a dog an egg it'll pick it up in it's mouth and hold it without breaking. he is your dog. protecting you is his number 1 priority, he can and will do the most to make you feel safe.

if you end up with remer, coop just goes silent for a while. he is jealousy 100 and he prefers to remove himself from the situation rather than cause a ruckus. when he regains his composure, he can deal but he still loves you.

remer has nothing but love and devotion for you. he is a very dedicated boyfriend, he gives you everything he can. prepare to either have his hands on you or in you at all times. he is very physically affectionate.

both are very boyfriend and very baseketball.

#baseketball #baseketball x reader #doug remer x reader #doug remer #joe cooper x reader #joe cooper #joe cooper x reader x doug remer #matt stone #trey parker

[lovelymel]

❛ 𝓝ext 𝓓oor ❜

joe “coop” cooper x fem!reader x doug remer

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a/n :: I LOVE BASEKETBALL i literally have watched it so many times + im a coop girl 🤭

warnings :: swearing, coop n remer being coop n remer

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ever since you moved into a cheap little neighborhood in milwaukee, you’ve found yourself concerned with your next door neighbors. just two twenty-something year olds with nothing to do apparently, as signaled by the fact that all they appeared to do was shoot hoops in their driveway and cause a racket with their pets.

although they admittedly dressed like bums, you had a thing for them. how could you not? there was something about them.

despite their good looks, you could not stand the noise they made. their dog growled whenever you walked past their house, the cat hissed and mewled throughout the day, and you could even hear crude jokes from the thin walls of the cheaply built houses.

on one particular summer evening, you decided you had enough of their ruckus as you heard non-stop blowtorch noises.

what are they doing?! you frowned, slipping on your shoes and stomping over to the house next door.

ding dong.

you stood at their door, tapping your foot and crossing your arms. whoever was in there took their sweet time coming to the door. it felt like you had waited there for hours.

finally, a blond opened the door, sporting goggles covering his eyes and a blowtorch in his hand, “oh, hey, we’ve never actually talked before, miss…?”

“y/n l/n. i just wanted to know what you’re doing.”

“joe cooper, “coop”, and uh, just some building.” he says, quickly taking off the goggles and tossing the torch to the side.

you just nod, “ehm, well could you please keep it down? i have work to do.”

“oh, yeah, sure,” coop said, “i never really see you that often. what do you do?”

“i’m looking for a job still…” you sheepishly reply.

coop gives you a tiny smile, “i’m sure you’ll find a job! it can’t be that hard.”

“well, what do you do?”

“i don’t actually have a job either…”

steps from another person were starting to get louder. you could hear another man yapping at coop, who was obviously very embarrassed. his face was dusted with a light pink.

“coop, man! you gotta start cleaning the hairs off the soap bar! and what happened to the la-z-boy? what happened to my baby???”

coop closed the door a bit, “would you excuse me for a sec?”

despite him closing the door, you could hear both guys shouting.

“shut the hell up!”

“you’re the one who decked the la-z-boy!”

“there’s a chick outside!”

a few seconds later, a man with curly hair and a set of glasses opened the door, “hi miss l/n, we’re really sorry for the disturbance. if there’s anything i could do—”

“—we could do.” coop butted in.

you looked down, tapping your foot on their porch, before glancing back up. god, they were attractive. “it would just be great if you guys could keep it down.”

you were turned, facing your house. before you stepped past their driveway, coop called after you.

“hey! you said you needed a job right?”

“uh, yeah… why?”

remer piped up, “we’re making this new sport, and if you want we could pay you to be a cheerleader to promote it. you’d be great.”

“y-yeah. you’d be perfect.” coop chirped.

you grinned at them, noticing how rosy their cheeks were. you told them you would sleep on it before making your way back to your house. it honestly didn’t seem like such a terrible idea…

#joe cooper #trey parker #matt stone #x reader #doug remer #baseketball #baseketball x reader #baseketball imagines #fem reader

[statisticallymorelikely]

Having brainworms about an old guard x 00q crossover where Q is a member of the guard. Just imagining he needs a break like Andy did but accidentally ends up joining MI6 and sticks it out for the bit. Just the possibilities ahhh. The fluffiness of Bond needing an extraction in the field and Q calling in his family to help turning into Bond fielding Joe and Nicky for embarrassing stories about Q and them telling ‘em with glee. To like major angst of Q being captured in the field and MI6 receiving live footage of his death to Q waking up and easily escaping. Just think of the range ahhhh

yess hello im out of work and can properly YELL OVER THIS yes yes yes to all also consider these:

both Q and bond getting kidnapped and the big bad tortures and then kills Q in front of him for refusing to cooperate (a la MI3) and leaves him alone there with Q's body to Think About Things and as bond breaks down in grief and anger and helplessness, Q reanimates and he's well shit

Q needing to call in the others for backup for a mission and bond getting to witness the absolute babying that Q endures when he's with his fam. nicky insisting he have thirds because he is too thin now, how could you let this happen, bambino?? andy teasing Q by grabbing every single glass of alcohol he tries to get his hands on ("too young for this, kid")

Q meeting nile and welcoming her as the newbie and bonding over their shared love of art. somehow he is still babied more than her. she proudly tells him it's because she saved all their asses.

joe giving bond the shovel talk but also the romance talk and the don't tell anybody about this talk. he is skeptical but he trusts in Q's judgment about bond. that goodwill evaporates the moment bond slags off joe's football team

bond having nightmares about witnessing Q die, and even though he knows he's alive, it was still very real to him. Q has to fish him out the bottom of a bottle and assure him that even back then he preferred to remain safe and build and maintain his family's weapons

suddenly the old man cardigans make sense because Q is legitimately an old man. bond calls him a cradle robber once and gets all red traffic lights for a week

#00Q #james bond #quartermaster #the old guard #old guard #anonymous #hello thank you i have so many thoughts!! #this cheered me up loads