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altrodent · 1 year

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Kiss me on my mouth!

Pairing: Joe ‘Coop’ Cooper x Reader

Genre/Warnings: First kiss trope, friends/teammates to lovers, a tiny bit spicy, fluff, lots of flirting friendly tension 💕✨

Summary: After planning the perfect psyche out for your next Baseketball game, you need to figure out how to not waste your first kiss with Squeak Scolari.

“Shit!” You stop for a second, once you’re fully changed you only have 10 minutes until you have to run out to the benches with the rest of the team. The problem? You had planned the perfect game winning psyche out but, it would involve you kissing Squeak Scolari. Now, you don’t mind Squeak, he’s cute and he looks funny when he’s pissed off but, you’ve never kissed anyone before. Now you are honestly too far gone for a high-school based dream to really matter, though to you it still does. You walk around the locker room trying to find someone- scratch that anyone who you’d actually want to kiss.

You frantically walk around until someone grabs your arm “Hey, are you okay?” You turn to see your forever crush, Joe Cooper. Yes, maybe you grew too attached to Coop when you met him, but can you blame yourself? He’s cute, funny and god, his smile makes your heart melt. “Coop! Yeah, I’m okay, I have a uh- a favor to ask?” Smooth. “oh, sure, what’s up?” You inhale deeply “So I have a sick psyche out planned, and without giving too much detail I uhm…” This is a lot harder than you thought it’d be. “Yeah, what is it?” You exhale “I’veneverkissedanyonebeforebutIcan’tletmyfirstkissbewithsomeoneIdontwantittobeifthatmakessense?” He stands there blinking “…What?” You groan and rub your eyes with your palms “Coop, I need you to kiss me on my mouth!”

His eyes widen as you cover your mouth. You said that way to loudly, everyone is looking at you. You smile awkwardly before coop slides an arm around your lower back and guides you to the cleaner, empty part of the locker room. “Coop, I’m so sorry, just please let me explain-“ you were about to ramble again, and as much as you hate it, he’s growing tired of just looking at your lips. With very little hesitation he cups your face in his hands and presses his lips against yours. Your eyes shoot open in shock, before you let out an approving hum. You relax into the kiss as your hands make their way to his chest, just as his right hand lowers to your neck. Before you know it he pulls away, “God, I’ve waited way to damn long to do that.” He purses his lips as his eyes travel across your face to see how you feel. Instead of replying, you wrap your arms around his shoulders and pull him into a tight embrace. “Thanks coop.”

He looks deeply into your eyes and before he has another chance to steal one last kiss- “Ew dudes, we’re going out hurry up or I’m telling the rest of the team!” Remer groans as Coop rolls his eyes “Maybe later?” He smiles at me, god his smile… “I’d like that.” You shake his hair before jogging out. Sure you have to kiss Squeak Scolari… but you’re winning right now, so it doesn’t matter.

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(A/N): Sorry I’ve been writing a lot of smaller stories recently but I’ve found that they do better. If you would like a series or reader insert I’d always be up for it, to help my inner child find peace 😌

Word count: 550

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treyisms · 11 months

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sellout! remer is so “if coops not treatin you right you just come see me and ill fix u right up”. like you’re coops first gf and he really wants to please you, so he has remer show him how to make you feel good. so remer is like knuckle deep in you and you’re whining and coop has your head in his lap giving you kisses and shushing you to comfort you, and remers like cut it out dude shes fine. but then hes unbuckling his belt and coops like um dude what are you doing? and remers like “well i gotta check if shes stretched enough for you buddy!” its literally just a blatant excuse to fuck you but coop hasn’t caught on and you want remer just as much as he wants you and remers so shitty like “alright y/n, coops smaller than me but its better to have a bigger cock first so you can mold to it, so squeeze me extra tight okay?”. the soft naivety of coop looking down at you with so much love while remer is literally plowing his gf & coop going to give u kisses to remind you he’s there <3 :’)

#anyways…#goodnight ❤️#peace love and hugs oomfies its been fun #before bed thoughts are wild who let me watch baseketball 😭😭😭😭😭#gg saw it first <333 #doug remer x reader #joe cooper x reader #coop cooper x reader #baseketball x reader

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kissingrhi · 1 year

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give thoughts on reader being cute with Coop and js wanting to hold his hands all the time 🙏🙏🙏

i am a coop girlie so this is actually the greatest day of my life!

coop gets astronomically flustered whenever he is shown any sort of attention. he isn't sure if it's a weird, complex issue, or if his mind literally goes into overdrive after being the center of attention for more than like 10 minutes

he'll always push the spotlight onto someone else as soon as possible

so whenever you two first got together, your growing affinity and affection for him made him consistently stumble and stutter - to the point where he had to excuse himself to the restroom to beat his face with cold water

the first time you ever held his hand, it was only around 2 weeks into your relationship (which is apparently very soon to him).

it was moments before a championship game, and he was gripping the edge of a bench so hard you were sure his knuckles were turning white. his gaze was sinking further and further into the ground

without thinking, you slid your hand over to lightly cave around one of his, making eye contact as you pressed a gentle squeeze

he choked on his spit, of course, and looked at you with an expression you couldn't quite decipher

"thanks." was all he could awkwardly stutter, giving you a very odd pat on the back before going out to play

you could tell that he wasn't used to any sort of romantic affection, so you were empathetic. knowing it was something you had to ease him in to, much like every other aspect of his life.

from that point forward, pinkies barely touching turned to one of your hands over his, to fingers interlocking and clamping so hard you were sure your fingers were numb

he eased more and more into your relationship over time, as one does, and with that he eased into the gentle kindness of holding hands with you. it easily became his favorite form of affection

he loves fidgeting with your own fingers instead of his own.

like if his mind is preoccupied with something while he's cuddling with you, he'll just grab your hands and swing it across his chest and start paying attention to every detail of your fingers, while muttering about what's on his mind.

he'll be like, "and then - god, this bitch - he doesn't even pay me what he owes?" while pulling at your pinky, "i mean seriously, who does he think he is?" while cracking your knuckles

whenever he's especially stressed, needy, or anxious, pressing your hands against his face is his kryptonite

his eyes soften and he scrambles to put his hands right on top of your own, melting into your touch

loves holding pinkies when you walk together because he thinks it looks funny

"it's like two tiny dicks! interlinked!"

loves comparing hand sizes and curling his fingers over yours to make fun of you, especially during half-serious half-joking arguments

"yeah, you see that? your fingers can't even beat mine. beat it, twerp."

one time when he was blackout drunk he got ass-naked and made you stick your finger in his mouth and take a polaroid photo of him while making the goofiest seductive face you've ever seen

very silly man!

#joe cooper #coop cooper #baseketball #trey parker #baseketball x reader #joe cooper x reader #cooper x reader

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whole-bunch-of-hcs · 1 year

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Can't Take Them Anywhere

Coop/Reader/Remer HCs. Can be read as romantic or platonic

They are the definition of "committed to the bit". Plus side, they're hilarious and they will turn anything into a good time. Down side, it can be embarrassing and sometimes it will have weird unforseen consequences

(Like, for example, that time at the amusement park that they saw that one couple being really weird and annoying and decided to one-up them but took it too far and got all of you kicked out.)

They also get bored easily. They don't understand a lot of what's happening most of the time and getting lost automatically checks them out of the conversation.

So they find ways to entertain themselves. This typically means 'goof around and almost break something'

Coop points at any and every ugly thing he sees (gargoyle, weird drawing, unsuspecting strangers) and says "oh look it's your mom" to Remer.

Remer plays impromptu smash or pass with everything. He's joking, he wouldn't actually fuck that cactus (or would he? No. He's kidding. Or is he?)

They don't know how to dress appropriately for anything. If you're taking them somewhere nice you need to choose their outfits because otherwise you will have Remer in a t-shirt and boxers ("dude, no one can tell it's fine") and Coop in a random button-up shirt and a tie he didn't tie correctly, neither of which match the pants and sneakers he chose.

Remer once accidentally shoplifted from a gift shop at a museum you took him to. He didn't mean to just walk out with one of those giant stuffed animals, it just kinda happened. It's a miracle he got away with it too. You didn't try to make him return it because how exactly would that conversation go?

Coop is clumsy. Don't take him somewhere with lots of breakables because they will get broken.

They also don't understand what appropriate levels of PDA are. And they will encourage your worse urges too. What do you mean you can't slap Coop's ass in public? Relax, no one's looking and Remer's giving you the thumb's up!

When they're on their best behavior, they're actually kind of perfect. It's nice to know these two have got your back completely in all situations

It's a good thing they're rich because otherwise the exorbitant amount of money they spend on random shit they think is cool would be concerning. You almost never leave a place empty-handed

"Here hang onto this for a sec" and it's the most ridiculous thing they could hand you. How did they even get this you're like 85% sure they don't have them here

100% the type to lay/jump on all the mattresses at furniture stores. They don't care that you're not supposed to do that

Absolute anarchy in a grocery store. They cannot go alone because they'll come back with every snack known to man and no real food or toilet paper and they can't go together because they'll fight with toy swords or pool noodles or something.

It's really annoying but everything else about them usually makes up for it and then some.

#baseketball x reader #joe cooper x reader #doug remer x reader #joe coop cooper #doug remer #matt stone x reader #trey parker x reader

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joecooperzz · 6 months

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Just accidentally thought too hard about pegging Coop and got so horny so fast I could pass out.

Imagine him begging and whining and getting all teary. He'd be all embarrassed, but so desperate, just pleading for it. You could get him to say anything you asked him to while you did it, even if he would turn bright red every time. He's sooooo noisy and he's almost ashamed of it, but he just can't keep quiet when you're fucking him. Every time you slap your hand over his mouth to drown him out, he gets more and more riled up. He loves it when you tease him, humiliate him, bring him to tears, as long as you hold him afterwards. 🖤

#joe cooper x reader #baseketball x reader #baseketball smut #trey parker x reader #joe cooper x fem!reader #coop

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i-spit-on-your-love · 1 year

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there is an absurd lack of coop x reader fics on this site😞

#baseketball #joe cooper #coop cooper #trey parker #joe cooper x reader

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sapphicstone · 10 months

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𝒟𝒜𝑀𝒩 𝒮𝒯𝑅𝐼𝒫𝒫𝐸𝑅 / BASEketball.

Fandom: BASEketball (1998)

Parings: Doug Remer x Stripper!Reader ; Joe Cooper x Stripper!Reader

Summary: You lead a double life. By day, you are a tactical analysis specialist for the Beers baseketball team. But at night, that's when everything really happens.

You are a stripper.

NOTES: I have to be honest with you all, I've never seen any fanfic of Remer and Cooper with the Reader Stripper... Anyway, the idea came up after reading some interview with Trey Parker about him liking strippers.

By day, you are a tactical analysis specialist. What exactly do you do? Well, you study games, analyze the opposing team, suggest strategies, evaluate player performance, and so on. It's kind of a fun job.

You enjoy working with Cooper and Remer, the main stars of basketball. They put a lot of effort into coming up with distractions so that everyone can score in the game. But it's not like Joe and Doug really need it; after all, one of the things you like about them is their charisma and sense of humor.

"Good job, guys," you said as you watched them enter the players' prep room.

"Thanks to you," Cooper replied, pointing his finger in your direction with a sincere smile on his face. Your cheeks flushed at Joe's compliment.

"But you guys need to work on your strategies," you pointed out as you approached the guys. Doug frowned as he downed a bottle of water.

After you finished your shift, you said goodbye to each of the guys individually and wished them a good night. They said goodbye back and you hurried to your second job.

''Black Flamingo.''

That was the name of the place where, from the moment you walked in, you peacefully bid farewell to the tactical analysis specialist working for the Beers team and said a rough "hello" to the club's most sought-after stripper.

JOE COOPER

Cooper doesn't usually go to these places, even though it goes against his personality. But Squeak and Remer convinced him to go.

He hesitated a lot, but finally went.

When he arrived, he felt at home. And even though the bright lights hurt his eyes, Cooper couldn't help but look at the stage filled with scantily clad strippers, sensually making every subtle move. It instantly soothed his eyes.

Cooper wasn't sure if he should focus on the other ladies who worked there, serving drinks and dancing on the laps of the guys who accepted the drinks, or on the dancers on the stage.

He accepted a drink and was excited when the waitress in black, low-cut clothing blew him a kiss in the air. He took a sip of the drink and things started to heat up when they announced the show for the night.

Cooper started to get excited.

The one who doesn't sleep with any of her clients. The one who steals the attention of both men and women. The golden goose of the Black Flamingo...

...You

Your steps were mesmerizing; you definitely knew what you were doing and were fully aware of the power you had over those drooling men. The lace mask covering your face was the main attraction. Who could this bitch be? No one would have the privilege to find out.

"Holy shit, man…" Cooper muttered to himself as he watched you slowly fiddle with your own clothes.

Remer and Squeak watched in fascination. Cooper screamed and, with the effect of alcohol on his brain, started throwing some dollars on the stage.

But even as professional as you were, you couldn't help but miss a step when you saw Joe Cooper in the audience.

''What the fuck is he doing here?'' You tought.

DOUG REMER

"Shall we go to the 'Black Flamingo?"

"Right away," he said.

Remer definitely can't keep his dick in his pants.

The ladies are all around him, serving drinks, but he doesn't even wait for them to offer. He gives them a comically sensual wink and turns his eyes back to the stage. He enjoys tucking dollars into the ladies' cleavage, smiling as their breasts sway to and fro.

Remer doesn't drink too much because he wants to enjoy the situation sober. He doesn't want to forget this day.

Remer feels confident in this club with all these hot women around him. "There's a little bit of Remer for everyone" he says, as if they really want him, but they are just doing their damn jobs.

But after the announcement of the night's show, one person in particular catches his attention.

The stripper who took the stage was different. It wasn't just the lace mask covering her face; all of her subtle and well-crafted movements justified why she was in such high demand.

She was radiant, gorgeous and most of all: very hot. Dollars rained down on the stage as the damn stripper began to strip. One by one.

Remer found himself mesmerized by the sequence of lace falling onto that stage, he was thirsty for more.

Soon he was screaming for you along with the desperate crowd and managed to find a place on the edge of the stage to get closer to you, even though he knew you were the Untouchable Stripper.

But he didn't care.

His eyes quickly fell on the red-haired guy in the audience. ''It had to be a joke.''

You knew that Doug Remer was willing to get the attention of many girls, never wanting just one. But you felt happy when you realized he was just staring at you.

Please excuse my poor English and any other mistakes i made. Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed it!

byee

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boxblondiecoops · 10 months

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Unless y'all start writing for Coop more I'm gonna take this shit into my own fucking hands.

I've done it in other fandoms, I'll do it again.

#joe cooper #coop x reader #trey parker #baseketball #matt stone #matt stone x reader #south park #trey parker x reader #doug remer #trey parker and matt stone #i loce joe cooper fan club #desperately in love with him

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makooo0stuff · 10 months

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i love him. i couldn't find any angry coop pics but agh 😭 (i'm in love with a 53 yr old man and his 52 yr old boyfriend.(i'm mentally crazy))

#joe cooper #coop x reader #trey parker #matt stone #makooo0stuff #makooo0stuff writes #why do i love him so much #baseketball

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mattsdae · 7 months

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this is literally just the exposition at the beginning of every coop x reader fic

#no hate obvs #just thought it was funny #like the amount of fics on here that start with coop loosing a big game is hilarious #joe cooper #joe cooper x reader

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justalilboyo2 · 10 months

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Behind closed doors - (doug remer x reader) 1/?

You meet your favorite sports player, Doug Remer, but it seems that you might've felt more than idolatry for him.

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You never really thought much of sports. Despite countless attempts from your brother and his friends, none of them really piqued your interest. Not until you saw Doug Remer. Ever since that day, Baseketball was all you could think about. You didn't know whether it was because of him being a good player, or if there was something more you felt for him. You shook those thoughts out of your head before you left for your first live Baseketball game.

You chose front row tickets, trying to see Remer as close as possible. The way he played every game made him feel… different to you. The way he always psyched out every opponent without breaking a sweat impressed you. The way he never missed a throw. The way he… You were pulled out of your thoughts by loud cheering as coop cooper got a homerun. You jumped up, throwing your hands in the air. Coop was your brother’s best friend. You grew up together. He was like a brother to you. You yelled out into the crowd, “Fuck yeah!! Go coop!” He smiled back at you, pumping his fist as you cheered him on.

As you were looking at him, you noticed Remer out of the corner of your eye. You noticed him looking at you while talking to Squeak. Squeak seemed to say your name to him, smiling and waving as Remer followed. You wave back, looking confused, but still smiling. I wonder what he said about me; you thought to yourself. You tried not to get too worked up over it, knowing it probably wasn't anything to be worried about. You stopped waving when they did, looking back at Coop as the game resumed.

At the end of the game, you walked onto the field, running towards Coop once you saw him. You finally reached him, him pulling you into a hug. “You came!” he yelled, releasing you from his arms. “I wouldn’t miss the denslow cup, Coop!” you said, grabbing onto his shoulders. He laughed as he called squeak and Remer over. You began to get nervous as Remer got closer to you. “Hey guys! She came!” coop said to them. Squeak nodded. “I noticed, how's it goin’?” “pretty good, how about you guys?” Remer laughed,”Pretty good, clearly! We won the denslow cup, so it's kinda hard to not be doing good. I'm Remer, by the way.” He held out his hand to you. You thought for a second before shaking it. “I’m y/n. Nice to finally meet you. Coop talks a lot about you.” You smiled as you looked at Coop, who rolled his eyes at you.

Remer smiled at him as he let go of your hand. “Does he now?” coop punched remer’s shoulder. “Anyways, we were gonna go out to eat together. You wanna join?” Squeak asked you, ignoring the bickering coming from Coop and Remer. “You sure? I don't want to bother you guys.” Remer redirected his attention to you. “You won't bother us at all! I always like meeting Coop’s friends, or girlfriends, in this context.” You looked at him, shocked. “Ew! No way dude. She's like my little sister. Thats fucked up.” Coop yelled, as you laughed at the assumption. “ My bad, I shouldn't have assumed.” You put your hand on his shoulder to reassure him. “It's fine, Remer. Let's go, it's getting late” Coop said, walking towards the exit.

You all arrived at the restaurant, coop taking responsibility for finding the table. When you all sat down, Remer sat next to you, Squeak across from him, and coop across from you. Your heart was beating really fast sitting next to him, his right leg touching your left. You caught yourself staring at him, turning to look at coop instead, trying not to make it obvious that you're attracted to him. As the waitress approached your table, you felt his hand on your thigh. You shot your head around to look back at him. He turned to look back at you, realizing where his hand landed. “Oh shit, sorry! Were just so cramped I didn't mean to-” you cut him off, putting your hand onto his, keeping it in place. He looked down at your hands, slowly looking back up, making sure you were fine with it. You nodded and he decided to not move his hand.

You all took your orders, no one questioning remer’s nervous tone and face. You found it kinda cute, seeing him so nervous about something so small. “You ok, Remer?’ squeak finally asked. “Oh yeah, I'm fine. It's just kinda nerve racking being in public, you know?” He looked at you, making sure he didn't hurt your feelings. You smiled at him, squeezing his hand. Squeak didn't think anything of it, returning to his conversation with coop. Remer smiled at you, slightly rubbing at your thigh. You scooted a bit closer to him, to the point of your shoulders meeting. As the food came, he let go of your thigh, reaching to pick up a pen and one of the many napkins on the table. “Hey guys, I need to use the bathroom. I'll be back in a minute, K?” He gets up and you see a note where he was sitting.

Meet me in the bathroom.

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its kinda rushed and a bit short but wtv i hope u enjoyed it!!

#matt stone #baseketball #doug remer #coop cooper #joe cooper #squeak scolari #doug remer x reader

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altrodent · 1 year

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It’s a date

Pairing: Joe Cooper x Reader

Genre/Warnings: swearing, uncomfortable situations

Summary: Your jackass teammate has been trying to get with you since you joined, but now since you’re reunited with an old “friend”, maybe he’ll get the message 🤭

(A/N): I was writing this on a blocked power-through, so this isn’t as good as my other stuff (which is already a low bar 😭) but enjoy!

“Come on, baby, don’t tell me you like him…” Your teammate says leaning against the locker “It’s none of your concern- and stop calling me that!” You roll your eyes and walk away. That douche has been trying to get you to fall in love with him for years, and still nothing. But, after 8 years, you finally will be reunited with your high school sweetheart… Okay, maybe you weren’t together, but he was extremely close with you, and anytime a girl would come up to him he’d just make an awkward face at them then look back at you. Also, he did that thing where he holds your hand and rubs the back of your hand with his thumb… butterflies! Ahem- back to reality. “I just don’t get why you don’t wanna get with me? I mean, I’m attractive, popular, and definitely bigger than him…” He throws the picture to the side, as you go to catch it he takes a peek down your shirt “You know, one of these days, this shit will get you in a shitload of trouble” you shove him out of your way as you go to find your shoes.

You make your way to the plate as you, unluckily, find yourself against Coop and Doug. Now, you’ve known them since kindergarten, so you think you got this. Doug whispers something to Coop as you’re trying to line up the shot, you have it in the bag… until- “You look so hot in a uniform, darling~” You freeze, you’re stunned and in a sudden last burst of energy you shoot…

“Ladies and Gentleman the winners of the Denslow Cup is… The Beers! Poor thing, she’s as red as a tomato, maybe she’ll score something else later if you catch my drift…” The other announcer just puts his head in his palm, tiredly.

“Fuck, man.” You rub your face I’m embarrassment. Wether you liked it or not, that was extremely unexpected. An arm slips around your waist, you assume it’s your perved out teammate, “Dude, I swear to god if you say one FUCKING THING-!” You cut yourself off when you see an all to familiar smile “Say what, hm?” You exhale deeply “Sorry, I thought you were-“ a loud brawl starts out between Doug and said perv. “Him?” You nod “Yeah, he’s been on my ass about… well me.” He tilts his head in confusion, and you shake your head “Sorry about the Psyche out, I know it was kinda uncalled for.” You roll your eyes “It’s almost as if that’s the entire point of the game” you chuckle as you pull him into a hug, he wraps his arms around your body in a big warm embrace. “Maybe I can make it up to you with a dinner on me, tonight?” You pull away to look at him, pursing your lips to hide a smile, “Like… a date?” Coop looks to the side of you and back, “Yeah, if that’s okay, of course! I mean we could just-“ you press a finger to his lips “It’s a date” You smile and pull away “meet me out back, after you’re done changing.” You smile and nod.

“What, the HELL WAS THAT? (L/N), you got some explaining to do…” Perv closes your locker before you can finish getting changed “I got psyched out, thanks very much, now can you please go away, I have plans…” He scoffs “With who? The jackass with the shitty hair?” You push your finger into his chest “Ever since I joined this damn team, you’ve been on my ass about everything I do! Now if you don’t leave me the fuck alone, I will not hesitate to drop the team entirely! You know why this team is sooo popular? It’s cause you have a damn hot girl on your team, if I leave you know goddamn well you’d be so fucking bland that no one would even want to watch!” You eventually pushed him into the wall as the whole team watches “I don’t care what you do, just never fucking speak to me until you learn some goddamn respect.” He gulps as his last bit of dominant masculinity, fades away.

Exiting the locker room and heading down the long hallway stirs a nervous feeling in your stomach. What if he’s not there? What if he forgot? What if he just doesn’t see you that way, and you’re just being extra delusional? What if- “Hey, dude! You ready?” Before you knew it, you were outside and he’s standing there waiting for you looking extremely cute in his lettermen jacket. “Yeah, sorry I took so long…” you hold your arms close to you, trying to keep your body temperature stable. “It’s alright, you okay though?” He looks concerned, you nod but he shakes his head “You don’t have to lie, you know” he smiles as he takes off his jacket “Joe, please, I’m fine” he rolls his eyes “If you think I’m gonna let you freeze your ass off out here, you’re wrong” you smile as the cold breeze brings a pink tint to your cheeks “Thanks, coop.” “ ‘Course, anything for you” he smiles at you before draping his arm around your shoulders and placing a kiss atop your head. You walk off, ready for the future… what a guy✨

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treyisms · 1 year

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asks are : open !

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ let’s discuss trey & matt (or baseketball, orgazmo & cannibal! the musical) headcanons ! ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

(18+)

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whole-bunch-of-hcs · 1 year

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Sub!Joe Cooper HCs

Needed to do both my boys justice. Enjoy! (Or don't, I'm my target audience anyway lol)

Wants to be a good boy. Isn't lying when he promises to be a good boy he SWEARS he's trying. Buttttt it's hard not to give in to his brat instinct.

More into overstim than edging but after a certain point it all blends together and he gets dizzy and whiny

He's not exactly a whimperer but he makes breathier moans the more desperate he's getting. If it just becomes a broken sigh he's about to come

Likes to be marked up a little. Scratches, hickeys, that kind of thing. Whenever anyone notices them or he catches sight of them in the mirror he gets turned on again

Likes to be called 'mine' in bed. He wants you to be possessive over him. He wants to be yours.

Needy even when not in subspace. Craves touch. Squirms until he feels like he's touching you as much as possible

Becomes a pillow prince when subby. Like yeah he'll totally try to make it good for you but also he is a boneless thing made of jelly now.

He's a liiiittle insecure about how he's a bit chubby but you seem to like it so hell yeah, grope away babe!

Likes to hold your hand while you go down on him. And if he starts getting overstimulated holding your hand helps ground him so he can take it a little longer.

Definitely begs really pretty

Flushes a beautiful shade of pink everywhere when he's flustered or really turned on. It flusters him even more when you point that out

Don't degrade him without also praising him. He's a whore, yeah, but he's YOUR very good whore

So easy to convince him to get pegged istg. Fuck pride, he wants your cock (or the closest thing you've got) in him!

Likes to be fucked from behind if he's bottoming. Bend him over but don't let him hide his face and muffle his moans in the pillow

Don't let him stifle his little noises for you in general. They're so hot. (Tell him that to see the pretty shade of pink again)

He puts on a really good show for you. Those eyes looking at you through their lashes as he goes down on you are such a sight and he will jerk off while doing it just to make it a little hotter (it works so fucking well)

Really good at sixty-nining.

If he's been away for a while that's basically a guarantee you'll be taking control that night. He feels the pressure he's under very strongly and the only way to relieve that is for you to hijack his brain and rewire it to be solely focused on what you're doing to him

Tends to repeat things you say sometimes? Like he doesn't even realize it but if you say he's "[your] good boy" or anything like that he'll repeat after you. Bringing it up will definitely embarrass him but your praise just sticks with him ig

He needs a lot of aftercare. Like aftercare is a given anyway obviously but when he's subbing he needs you to kiss everything better and clean him up or he feels awkward as hell

So tired when you're done too. Like he'll fall asleep while you're cleaning him up

He'll still be aware of you though and if you leave he wakes right up and misses you. Yes he saw you ten seconds ago. What's your point?

#joe coop cooper #baseketball x reader #baseketball #joe cooper x reader #trey parker x reader

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joecooperzz · 5 months

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Coop's the kinda guy you can edge silly, make him whimper and whine and beg, then when you finally let him fuck you he does it hard, not because he's a dominant guy, but because he's so fucking desperate. Maybe he even cries!!!!!

#coop #joe cooper x reader #trey parker x reader #baseketball x reader #baseketball smut

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eatingstringcheese · 1 year

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btw requests are closed for mha but if anyone wants to send me some ideas for matt/trey or baseketball things dont be shy

#eatingstringcheese #baseketball #south park #matt stone #matt stone x reader #trey parker #trey parker x reader #matt and trey #joe cooper #doug remer #doug remer x reader #coop and remer #joe cooper x reader

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