#JUST JUST KISS DAMNIT

[m0thisonfire]

When your Autobot crush needs your help with a case but you really don’t want to backtrack your Decepticon past and just want to shelve your silly fantasy comics.

Or

“Starscream, I need your help.”

“… Normally I would say yes to you without hesitation, but I don’t like where this could be going.”

“Look, I know it’s very sudden, but-”

‘Please just be a coffee date, please please plea-’

“I need your help tracking down the Decepticon.”

#transformers animated #tfa starscream #tfa prowl #redeemed starscream #Traitor Detective Au #prowl x starscream #‘no. no. of course it can’t be a fragging date. why would it be?’ #Starscream can’t catch a break it seems #no coffee date for him #I’m this close to just posting random fluff fics of this au #I just want them to hug and kiss #maybe angst #but I really really want to make a chronological story too hHNGG #JUST JUST KISS DAMNIT

[canisalbus]

There's a special pain that comes from not knowing how to make your long-snouted dog people kiss properly.

#no I still haven't figured it out #yes the research is ongoing #there's just too much snout #and teeth #and I absolutely refuse to give them any tiniest resemblance of lips to cushion their muzzles that's a hard limit #own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #Vasco #Machete #this far I've settled for one sided cheek/forehead/side of mouth kisses but it'd be nice to get the real deal damnit #there has to be a way

[louthelost]

Lothal is my home

Ezra Bridger, the character that you are...

(progress shots under the cut)

#star wars rebels #ezra bridger #lothal #star wars #sw rebels #fanart #art #illustration #loth wolf #loth cat #these guys look at you from across the wheat field... what do you do? #i love him so much. i love lothal so much #my favourite character in ensembles is like NEVER the main character but i had ezra for 5 minutes and pack bonded #naive middle eastern kid who wants to make his home better #becoming tired and wired middle eastern teen who wants to make his home better EVEN IF YOU WONT HELP GOD DAMNIT #just... chef's kiss #insert: omg he's just like me fr fr #(stealing my own tags from a different post about him because i love him) #(he's my son now)

[biceratops7]

You know what I have to talk about it a LITTLE because something is pissing me off. I won’t be explicit about what exactly is shown but in an over abundance of caution the rest of this post is under a cut.

I’m sorry you were made cynical by queerbaiting but guess what, we were ALL queer baited at least once. It doesn’t give you an excuse to shit on people being excited about a thing or assuming the worst about a creator who, at worst, doesn’t understand literally every solidarity detail of the queer experience there is to know. There is absolutely no context to indicate this is going to be a big fuck you no homo moment, I would expect it from Supernatural but I’m sorry, good omens has always been aggressively queer friendly in many casual and colorful ways. I’m sorry, but fans are not stupid for trusting a creator who has been nothing but trustworthy, and not assuming we’ll be smacked in the face by a show that has always made us feel safe and accepted.

#biceratops #good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens leak #season 2 #ineffable husbands #queerbaiting #not every queer story without a stale ‘’boy meets boy and they kiss the end’’ is queerbaiting damnit #yes nonbinary people can be ‘’gay’’ but some of y’all are being just as pedantic as you’re complaining Gaiman is being #fandom crit #fandom critical #spn

[theshiningprincess]

THE NEW FOOTAGE OF MARIO VS DK DROPPED AND…

OMG…

HE’S SO…

HE’S SO…

HE’S SO CUUUUUTTTTTTEEEEE!!!!!!

MY PRECIOUS FLOOFY BOI IS SO FRICKING GOD DAMN CUTE…😭💗🤎

#donkey kong #nintendo #donkey kong country #rareware #dk #mario vs donkey kong #My Floofy Boi 🥹💖🤎 #THEY MADE HIM SO SO CUTE AND KISSABLE #JUST LET ME KISS YOU DAMNIT

[insertcoolusernamehereee]

DC LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THEY DON'T HAVE ROMANTIC TENSION.

Crying rn, they're so close in the second photo, but at the same time too farrrrr

#damian wayne #jon kent #damijon #super sons #jonathan samuel kent #robin #superboy #JUST KISS ALREADY DAMNIT #I was reading Son of Kal-el and had an instant urge to read DamiJon fanfiction #DC COME ON NOBODY CARES ABOUT JAY #*screaaaaaam* #Dc are cowards >:( #HIS HEARTBEAT MEMORIZED SHUT UP #DOES JON HAVE JAY'S HEARTBEAT MEMORIZED? #If he does #He wont be hearing his heartbeat for long :)))) #DC put me in the writers room i swear i wont kill anyone #except Jay he can burn #Can you tell im salty?

[ur-dad-satan]

I'm behind in Nightbringer and I haven't finished the main game so forgive me for being slow but this is about Nightbringer 11-14.

THE FACT THAT LUCIFER WAS SCARES OF US BECAUSE HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK WE ARE MAKES ME SO SAD!!! HE JUST WANTS TO PROTECT HIS LITTLE BROTHERS!!! I DON'T THINK HE WANTS TO KILL US, HE JUST WANTS TO KNOW THAT WE WONT HURT HIS BROTHERS!! I'M SO FUCKING

I JUST WANNA HOLD HIM AND TELL HIM THAT IT'LL BE OKAY AND THAT HIM AND HIS BROTHERS ARE SAFE WITH ME!! I WANT TO DO THE OPPOSITE OF HURT THEM!! I WANT TO LOVE THEMMMMM!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

#obey me shitpost #obey me lucifer #obey me nightbringer #obey me spoilers #obey me brothers #i just wanna hug him #i just wanna hold him #accept my forehead kisses damnit!!

[sword-in-a-hoard]

Reading Ao no flag / Blue flag be like...

Chapter 4: THE GAYS

*cries*

Capter 54: THE GAYS

*cries*

#ao no flag #blue flag #the whole read i just had one thought #LET THE GAYS BE HAPPY DAMNIT #but it's great #it really is just choices #i don't hate any of them #that chapter after the brawl where they all talk is cheff's kiss

[ozymoron]

hate it when fictional men are pretty. like they shouldnt be allowed to do that. how am i meant to kiss them now!!!!

#⚠️ #personal #they should be real just so i can give them a big kiss #saying this as if im not thinking of jerome #id risk humanity and whatever city he decides will be his gotham if it means i can give him a little smooch #he would let me i think #*shakes violently* i will be the exception #i can show him what love is god fucking damnit #i could fix him but not fix him in fix whats wrong with him but just be the only one that shows him love. hes still fucked up that hasnt #changed #im normal

[lover-of-skellies]

How confused do you think any of the skeletons or Sun and Moon would be, if they were real and saw how many people wanted to date them

#not skeleton stuff #kind of? idk man #rambles #sun and moon #just a thought #I'd imagine that they would be totally baffled #probably concerned #and also probably trying to hide from everyone #not moon up in the rafters hissing at anyone who wants to smooch him #he is big and SCARY damnit he doesn't WANT kisses or cuddles #he wants CHAOS #((he's lying. he would absolutely love the positive attention))

[neverevan]

yeah I need them to stop respecting their boundaries asap they never do that with anything else??

lmao so right we need them to talk some sense into the boys, because clearly they aren't getting there on their own

#you can have my kid if I die but I won't admit to being in love with you not even to myself #that's cool and I'll pretend not to completely break down at the possibility of you dying every single time #damnit boys just kiss already #🙄🙄🙄 #buddie #911 #ask #anon

[vyragosa]

the gang effectively having prophetic dreams.

#if only i could have one about sam and higgs kiss of life revival of a drowned diver scene so that it becomes true #damnit fuck #my dreams are gore as fuck if i remember them but if it's fictional characters it's not so at this point i'm just hoping

[miss-celestial-being]

tempted to not take off my makeup and just go to sleep but then ill break out worse than i already am so maybe not...

#also not related at all but can we just talk abt how attractive freckles are??? #not when their on my best friend's annoying boyfriend but any other time their like 😩 #chefs kiss #they're god damnit #whatever ignore me #boredbeestalk

[a-chaotically-small-lunta]

I just realized that I might’ve had a crush on an old friend of mine when we were kids in the weirdest way possible.

So I’m just chilling and thinking about how sometimes you see someone or meet someone and they remind you of someone else or a character from something? You know how that can be a good or bad thing and depending on the character it usually is interpreted in only one way. So anyway, when I met this girl, idk why but my instant thought was “She reminds me of Fiona from Shrek” but when I was young it was still the culture of “women are supposed to be thin queens” so I couldn’t tell her this cause she might take it the wrong way (reminder this is earlier earlier 2000’s like 2006…aka a time where you would be called so many things that most don’t say nowadays, or at least get scolded for saying them, by your fellow 6 year old classmate) anyway but while I knew I didn’t think of it as a bad thing. I only saw the positive parts, she was strong and kind and very smart! She had a caring personality and her smile was beautiful. That’s when it hit me

“Oh my god I had a crush on her” but I didn’t know what being gay was! I was 6!!! And the only time I ever heard gay was a few years later when people used it to insult me and others, and even then I had no clue what it meant! (Neither did the other kids they just were taught it was a bad thing sooooo you know it became an insult)

Years later I accept that I’m Bi but damn I wish I had know sooner cause I don’t talk with that girl anymore (also after some things she did I don’t think I’d feel the same way as I did before but that’s a different story)

Long story short: I realized I had a crush on my friend because she reminded me of Fiona from Shrek in a positive way.

#story of my life #this is now the earliest memory I have of being bi and stuff #like the other time was when I thought ‘what would happen if a girl liked me in that way’ and I just got all giddy #cause like ‘whhhhaaaa a girl liking me?!?! and wanting to kiss me?!?!? ahahhaafbsyxthehsbxg’ #then I got all blush thinking about it #I was 8 when that happened #damnit childhood me #you were too sucked into Catholicism to realize! nooooooooo #anyway thought I’d share cause damn wtf

[offworld-lamb]

Where the 'hug (companion)' button

#baldurs gate 3 #just finished the pale elf #let me hug people damnit #everyone giving me 1000 kisses a minute but ive had one ONE hug and that was karlach because shed wanted one for so long

[heretherebedork]

I think the best part is that no matter how nervous Kota gets he just keeps on clinging to the penguin that Noaya got him. He might not be sure about his scent, he might be worried about catching feelings for him, but he isn't letting go of that penguin. He loves that penguin just as much as Naoya thought he would.

And, every so often, he's actually just the sweetest boy and lets himself be.

Kota, the tsundere disguised as a sunshine who's really neither of the above but won't let himself be anything else because he's so scared of being himself that he can't bring himself to allow it at all.

#mr unlucky has no choice but to kiss #bl drama #bl series #不幸くんはキスするしかない! #Fukoukun wa Kiss surushikanai! #Fukou-kun ha Kiss Suru Shikanai! #jdrama #jbl #j bl #these babies are gonna destroy me #i love them so much #and the way they're just that perfect kind of awkward #so much love for these boys damnit