#I'm sure this is a joke

[shiftythrifting]

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #facebook marketing #I'm sure this is a joke #skates #shiftylisting #lol

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back. #he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them. #and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him. #your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back. #i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

[random-jot]

#out of touch thursday #out of touch #meme #shitpost #the simpsons #principal skinner #seymour skinner #out of touch meme #i'm sure i'm not the first person to make this joke but ah well here it is anyway #thursday

[gotham-snark]

Damian's had a rough time lately 😨 go hurt some bad guys with your dad

#Damian wayne #damian al ghul #robin #batman #batman and robin #bruce wayne #dc comics #dc fan art #snark art #our boy needs a proper holiday that doesn't involve a death tournament #pack your bags Damian we're going to DINOSAUR ISLAND #I'm sure nothing bad will happen #wow this looks so much more saturated on my phone #JOKES ON YOU i LOVE super saturated colour pallettes ha ha #oversaturated pallettes give me MAGIC

[uncanny-tranny]

It's honestly frustrating that I've seen non-Russian queer people almost bragging about how they would be illegal in Russia, labeled an extremist or terrorist. Russian queers are in danger, their government has made it clear where it stands, and it's made this effort for the better part of a decade (even longer, perhaps). This will kill people, don't mistake this for a quirky little proclamation from a government, akin to somebody saying the sky is pink. Russian queer people were already expressing their fear, and the least we can do now is express our love for them, and advocate with them.

Russian queer people, I love you. I love you all so much. I am so sorry, I cannot begin to express the grief that I feel, and I hope that you are safe. Words cannot encapsulate how I feel as a non-Russian, and I cannot hope to comprehend how it feels to actually be in this situation.

#queer #lgbt #lgbtq #ofc this has been brewing for a long time and it has been really troubling to say the very LEAST #honestly i have seen russian queers joke about the situation which feels different. honestly it's almost admirable #i just can't find it funny to see non-Russians do it simply because the threat of prosecution or death for people is too high in my mind #it feels almost voyeuristic when non-russians joke like that to me #like i've joked about the state of (us)american queer rights when it feels too bleak but i live here #i guess when people only joke about it it tells me they don't think it's a big deal or that it won't affect queer people... #...because it won't affect them as an outsider likely #it's just shitty. all around. and it's the type of thing that i'm not sure what to do #queerphobia #queerphobia tw

[egophiliac]

Hi it's just to let you know that the official romanization of Revaan's name is Raverne ! Also they have romanized Baul's name to Baur !

Twst coming back at us again with the least expected romanization! thank you everybody (oh god my inbox) (no it's great, I literally asked for this and the reactions have been INCREDIBLE, thank you all!)

I do like Raverne though, I think it's got a nice fancy sound to it! (I had kinda suspected it was going to be an R instead of an L, so the fact that it's SO close to Laverne except for that is hilarious to me personally.) and Dragoneye Duke is honestly probably the best translation for his title, I wasn't envying the localizers that one. :') Baur instead of Baul I was NOT expecting, but in retrospect I think his name's supposed to be a reference to the Bauru crocodile, so that actually makes way more sense!

someone else also said Meleanor has become Maleanor, which is the REALLY weird one to me, because I was so surprised it was written as Mel instead of Mal in the first place?! oh god no I can't decide which one I like better. 😭 (I wonder if they might change it to Mal...they have made romanization changes before) (like I remember House of Distraction being corrected to House of Destruction in Playful Land) (I did check and she's still Mel for now, but I dunno, they might Mal her up and some point and save me from having to make a decision about which one to use) (HECK I CAN'T DECIDE)

uhhhh thank you for letting me ramble about anime names, let's just say MONOGRAMMED SWEATERS FOR EVERYONE

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 4 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 4 spoilers #mel is so cute but mal fits with the rest of the draconias better #eng version no you were supposed to save me not make things MORE confusing #anyway raverne huh #that uh. that sure feels like it's supposed to evoke raven doesn't it. #what does it mean WHAT DOES IT MEAN #hold on i'm going to flail around embarrassingly about anime character theories now #(okay first a disclaimer: i do think we need to sit down as a fandom at some point) #(and have a discussion about exactly what is actual canon versus meta speculation versus jokes) #(because i think there has been. some confusion. over that re:crowley and raverne specifically) #(but i do feel justified in being like THEY ARE PROBABLY CONNECTED SOMEHOW RIGHT?! right now) #like i really don't think it's as simple as crowley being raverne but with memory loss or something #(and if they pull that on us i'm going to need an EXTREMELY good explanation to go with it to justify that) #they've gone out of their way several times now to make a point about them acting and sounding different and it feels very intentional to m #(and once again: i super 100% absolutely do not believe that lilia wouldn't recognize him with the top half of his face covered) #i just think the contradictions are a lot stronger than the connections right now but there ARE some connections and i'm 👀ing at them #to be fair the connections are mostly meta like crowley being diablo/raverne being evocative of raven #also the general 'raverne mysteriously disappeared and apparently had distinctive eyes' thing #versus 'crowley's past is unknown and he never shows his eyes' #(i will argue that crowley DOES seem to have some kind of canon connection to briar valley) #(since he is clearly some sort of fae and the masks are a briar valley thing) #and that is kinda it right now isn't it #okay hold on i had to delete some tags because i used too many (thanks tumblr for letting me know and not just vanishing them OH WAIT) #so tl;dr: i'm in the 'crowley is connected to raverne somehow but it's more complicated than just him being in disguise' camp personally #but that will probably change as we get more info and also don't take this as an anti-speculation thing because i love theories HOORAY

[chipsterswc]

Tallstar makes a sacrifice

#i'm sure someone else has made this joke but jdkfjdkfj #now EYE am making it. #warriors #warrior cats #crowfeather #tallstar #art

[striveattemptfail]

had a conversation about my adhd recently then went to make this lmao

#jercy speaks #actual blogging #meme #memes #shitpost #.god idk how to tag this i just needed to share it lol #adhd #actually adhd #kung-fu panda #.sure i'll tag those lmao #.also i'm sure someone's made this exact joke already i just can't find it so i made it myself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[084392]

"can you explain this gap in your resume" oh yeah that's when I got transported to the pokemon world to

Actually I can't finish this joke bc it hit me halfway thru writing it how mind numbingly depressing it would be to go from living in the pokemon world as a cute little animal to having to do job interviews again as a human in the human world. I simply wouldn't recover from that.

#pmd tag #Sorry joke cancelled but that's fine I'm sure enough ppl have made the same one😭

[coldbycrossfade]

MAN THAT REALLY COLORS THIS RESPONSE IN THIS CONVERSATION SO DIFFERENTLY FOR ME

#bg3 #like here my silly ass that doesn't know shit was thinking 'wow i'm actually surprised he's pretty chill with this' #JOKES ON ME I'M BOOBOO THE FOOL #IT'S P R O B A B L Y MORE LIKELY THAT HE JUST ASSUMES IT WON'T LAST AND HE HAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT #WOW............DAMN............GOT ME #CAUGHT ME SLIPPIN CAUSE I AM A LORE NOVICE HERE.................................... #like SURE you could ASSUME that astarion would be flippant about having multiple partners like why wouldn't the flirty one be that way righ #but no no no there's much to think about here i'm unpacking the fucking layers i can feel my mind peeling like an onion #woag mama #i'm not articulate today b/c brain fog but i hope that made any sense #and hey maybe I'M even making assumptions but calling it a 'harmless affair' just.....that hits different #astarion

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I ABSOLUTELY ADORE YOUR SQQ HE LOOKS SO FUCKINH DONE WITH LIFE

The recipe for SQQ is: calm on the outside, screaming on the inside.

#poorly drawn svsss #svsss #shen qingqiu #ask #No joke I'm pretty sure he is my favourite 'guy gets transporte'd to another world' character #I recently rewatched the (sadly never to be continued) animated version of SVSSS and I cant get over how perfect he is for the role #He is *so* done with everything going on around him. Forced to be calm and mean. Born to scream and be kind. #The gap between the internal and external dialogue is one of my fav character/writing quirks. #The personification of the 'he lied' dialogue tag. #Love how deep the SVSSS meta and literary analysis community gets with him. Piosplayhouse has opened my eyes to trans SQQ #what is the system is *not* a metaphor for pressure to adhere to societal norms of gender and sexuality? #I really need to finish the books...that is probably my biggest burning hole in my 'DNF' pile. I liked it! I just got busy.

[blood-orange-juice]

Medical malpractice? Not to me. Not if it's you.

#dottore #dottolone #I'm sure this joke has been done dozens of times already #I still had to

[deoidesign]

Sorry I havent stopped thinking about them since I saw this post

#AUAUUGSAJGLSDJGLSKJGDALKGDSALGKGDSAMLVADLJSLKGSM #I so funnay aha #uh. not much to say I'm so tired rn AHHAHA #enjoy my shitpost about my own ocs #time and time again #webtoon #webtoon originals #ttawebcomic #adam and steve #my art #comic art #comics #webcomics #meme #shitpost #not sure what I tag jokes as??? #joke #I am so disorganized...

[eviefrie]

all for the game by nora sakavic: a summary

#i am 100% sure someone has made this joke before but i'm doing a pre-sunshine ct reread so #aftg #casper 2024

[texasflowers]

Hello, Pokemon Colosseum Fandom. (waves to the 5 of you)

I'm back.

#pokemon #pokemon colosseum #pkmn #pokemon wes #pokemon rui #entei #not sourcing the screenshot of vegeta i used for the meme pic because i'm SURE everyone knows exactly which one it is #i had to flip it though cause i realized wes is left handed #also i basically traced a model of entei too so sue me. im not bending over backwards to draw that thang for a jokey joke #i didnt even attempt a background

[ieattaperecorders]

Stanley entered the basement and saw the Princess chained to the wall. Knowing that she would destroy the world if left alive, he took his blade and immediately slayed her.

...While talking to her first might seem like a safe choice, Stanley had already been told that the Princess cannot be trusted. Knowing that dropping his weapon would be a terrible mistake, he instead tightened his grip.

*irritated sigh* ...Although the blade had somehow slipped from his grasp, it was still nearby. Correcting his obvious fumble, Stanley reached for the blade and-- oh for God's sake, Stanley...!

#i'm sure this joke has been done #and yet #slay the princess #the stanley parable #slay the princess spoilers #stp spoilers