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roz-ani · 3 months

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Wouldn't mind this to be the last thing I hear before dying...

IT'S THE DELIVERY OKAY-

#I'm such a simp it's getting embarrasing #a friend called me out recently and where was the lie #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #alastor #mine

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chocoenvy · 2 years

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Here is your crown :)

HELL YEAH FUCK YOU EROS/j

#choco.asks #okay but actually i cannot accept this i am not the no.1 tsaritsa simp #eros is much more unhinged than i am #i'm getting there tho #NOW EI AND MIKO???#I AM DEFINETELY NO.1 SIMP FOR THOSE TWO DON'T GET ME STARTED #i love them with my entire being i am not getting into how obsessed with those two i am bc its actually embarrasing #off topic tho that crown is v pretty <333

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punkeropercyjackson · 3 months

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He was actually hot as fuck and prime boyfriend material and i'm fine with him not being a popular thrist target in the fandom itself because it was a lesbian focused show but i'm frothing at the mouth at the fact that every other white boy gets 100000+ x Reader fics about them and simps that transcend franchises yet nobody ever talks about him even design appreciation wise.Y'all should be embarrased

#i dream of making out with him under the brightmoon light /meme ref #bow spop #she ra #glimbow #twibow #twiglimbow #trans bow #autistic bow #💌#real self shipping hours #blackness #summerposting

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jasontoddssuper · 6 months

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Annabeth Chase being a lesbian is way more realistic than Percabeth because no person who's attracted to men,be they a woman or nonbinary or a man themself,is upset by being attracted to Percy Jackson.Literally no Percy simp i've met can shut up about how down bad they are for him(and he deserves it)and i actively seek them out because i'm also one.Who the hell who's not a lesbian would be embarrased and angry about being in love with the perfect man.It's fake as hell and also shows that Rick is also not attracted to men.He just dosen't get us so he made all his girls lesbians by accident😔

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m00nsbaby · 7 months

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Pedro Pascal STOLE my GIRLFRIEND!

Marc Spector x F!Reader.

This is literally just a post from reddit that I saw and made me think of jealous Marc lol.

SPKTR:

It all started when we watched "Kingsman: The golden circle." I was interested for the plot and Colin Firth but she found Whiskey to be so much better than Harry Hart. Yes, the traitor cowboy was hotter to her than the badass Kingsman Agent Harry Hart. She said girls always found villains hotter than heroes, I was making a huge fuss over it. Okay, true but it's Colin Firth for God's sake! Days later, I catch her watching "Kingsman: The golden circle." again and says she really wasn't paying attention to the plot and wanted to understand it better. The "plot" to her was Pedro Pascal and his "seductive voice." I didn't get the big appeal when Firth was right there, but whatever, you do you. We usually watch movies when she comes over and she insists on picking the movie one day, I say "Fine, as long as is not Kingsman" thinking her obsession was only caused because of that movie. She puts on this action movie called "Triple frontier." Cool, I love action movies and then PEDRO PASCAL SHOWS UP. I'm sensing a pattern but I quietly observe her reactions when he's on screen. She's giggling, blushing, kicking her feet, the whole shebang whenever he appears and she absolutely loses it during that scene when he speaks spanish and she repeats over and over "I would have folded" NO SHAME. Like, hello? Your boyfriend is right HERE! It takes me a minute to notice she's REPEATING the scene and squealing like a school girl. Her whole face is red by this point and she's just rolling on the bed giggling excitedly, it doesn't end there, though. She starts watching Narcos JUST for Pedro Pascal. It's one thing to watch a movie for an actor but a 3 season show is downright INSANE. She soon forgets I exist and replaces the photo widgets she had of me with Pedro Pascal. That's when she crossed a line. Simping over Pascal I understand but he DOESN'T get to REPLACE ME on her phone like that. Then The Last of Us comes out and never hear the end of it. My girlfriend is a books/movies person and she's never had any interest in videogames but now that "her man", as she's been referring to him for the past week is starring in this NINE EPISODE series about a fungus pandemic, she just HAS to see it. She says it's a good way to catch up on the videogame but we all know the real reason. But fine, we see it and she's so excited the entire time. Seriously, I've never seen him so happy before. So now I'm an idiot who's indulged his girlfriend's obsession with Pedro Pascal for too long and now I'm second to him. But it doesn't end there because WHY WOULD IT END THERE why did nobody warn me about the amount of thirst traps in this series?? Her jaw drop seeing him get aggresive, the words are on the tip of her tongue, I can practically hear her say how much she wants him, so I lean over and whisper in the pettiest tone I could muster "Just fuck him." She gets embarrased and starts giggling nervously while hitting my arm softly saying "Babe, no! What? No" but by her tone it was SO OBVIOUS she was saying "I would if I could." Anyway, we all know Colin Firth is better so count your days Pedro Pascal.

sorry for tagging you in this lol

Mk's tag list :)@ninebluehearts @icreatedthisat317am @onefinnedwonder-fm @shousha133

I couldn't find the original post but here's where I saw it lol <3! https://www.tiktok.com/@requestedreads/video/7279590034729291054?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7179670435260827141

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cinmngirlnfr · 7 days

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Reese Wilkerson bf headcanons

HE IS A SIMP

For real tho.

Everything you do is charming for him

You and Reese are in the mall after school, you needed to buy a birthday gift for a friend and you didn't wanted to go alone. But one thing lead to another and you not only bougth your friend a lipgloss, but you also bought a whole new winter wardrobe for your self. Jackets, jeans, leggins, long sleve shirts, hats, etc. And of course Reese was carrying your three bags full of clothes around the mall, whith a grumpy expression. "Oh! those boots look so pretty!" You say looking at the brown leather boots showcased in the store window. Reese rolls her eyes "Yeah, yeah, you can buy them next time" He grabs you by the arm, trying to get you away from any shop "Reese, you are such an asshole" You say giggling, because when shoping, not even your grumpy boyfriend could ruin your good mood. Reese rolls his eyes "Let's go!" He said as a child about to throw a tantrum. You smile softly. "Lets make a deal, you will stop complaining and i'll buy you McDonalds before we leave" You say caressing his cheek. His grumpy expression starts to turn into a smile, but he still doesn't seem thant convinced, so you give him a peck on the lips and two kisses on the cheek, now his expression is a full on dumb smile, he is such a bitch for your lips.

Love Lenguage: Physical touch, Acts of service.

Acts of service being the main one, because i don't think Reese is super PDA.

He would hug you or grab your hand in public, but not a lot.

But in private you can spect lots of hugs and kisses.. and more.

He loves to do things for you (things he is able to do, of course he is not doing anything homework relate)

He loves to cook for you, especially brownies or cupcakes, or anything he can bring to school and hand it to you.

He loves the face you make when he brings you sweet treats, without asking him.

You and Reese are sitting in a tabe eating lunch "Oh, I almost forgot!" says Reese, then, he opens his backpack and takes out a tupper with a red lid. "I made brownies yesterday... for you" He says the last part kinda embarrased, he doesn't wants to sound to corny. You smile widely at him "Aaww!!! you are the best!" You say, to practically jump on top of him giving him a tight hug, and lots of cheek kisses. He, is Surpriesed and blushed at first, and doesn't really knows how to respond, but then he gives you a small kiss on the top of your head.

Makes you watch horror movies.

If you like them, you have probably seen the same ones he has, so movie nigth quickly becomes make out session nigth.

If you don't like them, he will giggle in that creepy ass laugh he has, everytime you jump or flinch or even scram a little, then he would hold you tightly to protect you.

The last part really inflates his ego.

You will make him watch your favorite movies too

Again, if you are into horror movies, you two probably won't even watch the movie.

Me, personally i'm into Flick Chicks and Rom-Coms, and musicals of course

Imagine Reese watching Legally Blonde, lol.

He would hate the girly movies (or at least that is what he claims)

"I can belive you are making me watch this crap" Reese says annoyed. "Come on Reese, The Notebook is my favorite movie!" You say gigging and snuggling next to him on the couch "A movie named 'The Notebook' has to be the lamest of all time" He rolls his eyes, and then puts an arm around your shoulders. "Come one, give it a chance at least" You say, he rolls his eyes and presses the play button.

TWO HOURS LATER

"Baby?... Are you okay?" You ask your boyfriend who is slightly shaking next to you. "HE BUILD HER A HOUSE!" Reese shouts with tears on his eyes.

Horny as fuck.

No, really, everything you do is a turn on.

You smile, Boner.

You tie your hair, Boner.

You giggle, Boner.

But he specially adores when you focus in something completly random.

He also likes when you get meanie.

Every figth you two have, ends up with a make up make out... Sometimes is more than just making out.

Jealous, Jeaous, Jealous, boy.

Even with Malcom.

Even with Francis.

Surprisingly with Dewy.

Especially with Jaime.

He hates when you have to share living space with other guys

He will deny his jealousy though

"Pff... Me? Jealous? Don't be ridicoulous babe"

He hates when you pay more attention to his baby brother than to him.

Lois had just had Jaimie, well, three months ago to be exact. You practically lived in the Wilkerson house, but when Jaimie was born, you where there a lot more. Reese's gaze was pure hatred, towards that little baby who wasn't even able to chew his food yet, being hold by his girlfriend. "Aww!!! Jaime, you are so cute! I love you, I love you, I love you" You said holding the baby and giving him kisses on his tiny head as he giggled. If looks could kill, Jaimie would be six feet under ground level, and Reese would be having his girlfriend all to himself again 'You can't kill your baby brother, Reese' He though 'Mom would be pissed'... But Reese had to admit, that the little fucker had some cuteness going on.

Pet names

Mostly babe or baby

Some other variation of your name

He once tried "sweet cheeks"... It wasn't well recived....

#reese wilkerson #malcolm in the middle #fanfiction #headcanon #bf headcanons #reese malcom in the middle #fanfic #bf material

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cangrellesteponme · 1 year

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Is it just me or does it feel like.. every time someone really aggressively gets mad and spiteful towards Sebastian it feels personal??? Like.. in the past they used to love him as a character but at one point (hmm I wonder what point) they had a realization and were like "GAH HE'S ACTUALLY THE *WORST* CHARACTER I WON'T FORGIVE HIM FOR LYING TO *ME* PERSONALLY >:(" lmao I dunno just a vibe I pick up 🤷

well, i do see what vibe you're picking up. and i have thoughts as always.

all extremely popular characters have to fall out of grace at some point. we're talking about the demon butler most fans (...preteens and teenagers) had an embarrasing crush on, probably for the worst reasons and in the worst way.

(i don't want to get into detail about the climate of this fandom, because we'd be here for hours discussing things we all do essentially understand already, and it's not that important. but simply put: you've got this attractive character behaving in ways that are interpreted by most people with a functional braincell as things you wouldn't approach children with. of course the vulnerable teenage fans will love him)

kuro has been a thing for so fucking long (embarrassingly long. this is so unnecessary i am begging yana to just wrap this up already) that all of us grew out of most of our past opinions on it. most people (in my age range and slightly older, at least) are reformed seb simps... hatred is too strong to waste it on something you've never loved, i guess. so yes it's personal.

but here's the thing. the dude's character is fucking empty. there's nothing to hate. can't even pretend it's not personal by latching onto actual reasons to hate him... there is nothing there. so it would sound more personal than most hated things people used to love. to get a clearer idea, you could compare this to the way fandoms (especially young ones...) will go feral over a character (usually a guy.) and immediately deem them an absolute sex symbol, then call them an ugly nerd with zero sex-appeal three weeks later. same phenomenon, different ways of doing it.

(all of this is wild speculation. i'm not even a reformed seb simp. we all know i only semi-recently started liking him. all in all i know nothing. people are very vehement about their silly little opinions and that's goofy but yk. if hating on seb and being annoying helps them recover from the horror of having been a teenager in the kuro fandom back in the day, good for them!)

#not me writing an essay like i'm a rabid seb defender... i am but that's beside the point #kuroshitsuji #ota's ask answers

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sips-tea-cutely · 3 years

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I dont mind if long or short, but the drv3 guys accidentally looking up their s/o's skirt? Horny anon found her way to upskirt porn -🍑anon

NDRV3 boys accidentally looking up their s/o’s skirt

note: sorry for disappearing for so long, i had venti and zhongli brainrot. also, maki got sick

cw: religion (rantaro)

#Rantaro Amami

NO 不 HINDI NA

if this was staged somehow, istg, they better start praying to every god they believe in

if it was just an accident–– uhm

just headcanoning that rantaro’s a good catholic kid like me, so he probably learned the consequence of sin

he just ✨k n o w s✨ he sinned because he can’t look you in the eyes at all

lowkey dramatic about it too hehe

#Ryoma Hoshi

haha what if miu just pushed him under bc he’s just so tiny hehe

he’s just gonna pretend that never happened

he’d probably apologize in his lab as not to embarrass you any further

if someone, say kokichi brought it up again, ryoma would just stare at him until they ran off (like how he did after miu said that bad joke in cht. 2)

#Korekiyo Shinguji

he would be mildly embarrased

but how? he's over 6'

well, you're beautiful- er, that sounds pervy

i mean yes, you're gorgeous, he DEFINITELY regrets it, but you have nothing to be ashamed for, he should really apologize

i think he'd let you borrow something from his lab as an apology

this was an interesting experience, i suppose

he'd still rather burn 'i'm a bitch-ass pussy' on his head rather than it happening again

#Gonta Gokuhara

omg noo

red face, i’m so sorry gonta

��gonta so sorry, s/o! not gentlemanly at all…”

he’d be so ashamed 😭😭😭

angie might’ve made a–– h0rn33 remark

he’d try to give you a ton of things to make it up to you

materialistic things, acts of affection, etc…

ok but gonta is filthy rich, he’d buy you a ton of stuff just to say sorry

he could probably buy martha stewart just from his entomology discoveries alone/hj

#Kokichi Ouma

OKAY I HAVENT SIMPED IN A WHILE BUT

he's play it off as a joke/lie thing

side note, my guy is the human embodiment of /j ngl

"nishishi, s/o! you're soooooo lewd! why aren't you wearing any undergarnments?"

NO I CAN'T, IM SO SORRY KOKICHI

-followed by a bitchy remark by miu herself

i saw an NSFW headcanon that after the dance/make-outs, he needs some time to himself, its the same here

he'd brush the incident off by asking kiibo if he can shoot fists like baymax

he's flicked on the head by kaito for being such a dick

dw, he apologizes later in private!!

#Kaito Momota

lmao he probably accidentally saw it while carrying you with his head between your thighs

he promises he didn’t do it on purpose

idk but i think he'd just regret his entire existence lmao

he’d probably avoid you for a while like he did to shuichi in cht. 5

it’s ok, it eventually washes off and he’s pulling you to sneak out of your dorm again!!

#K1-B0

“s-s/o! i sincerely apologize for my actions! i will erase this from my memory bank!”

miu would tease him hard

im getting ripped tonight, RIP kiibo

*sits in regret*

he'd def be terrified of it happening again so he'd cover his eyes when girls entered the room

the thing jay from modern family would do to mitch and cam

tenko would be proud ngl

kaede woud have to tell him its okay cause he has been doing it forever now

#Shuichi Saihara

NO BECAUSE MIU WOULD CALL HIM A PERVERT

kaito would immediately help shuichi up, bro thingz

haha, poor shuichi, tenko would beat his ass too

most of the guys would get kicked in the balls by tenko actually

he apologizes sm, bless his soul

okay but i think he’d go back to the hat but he’d be shit on for it

like someone might think ‘because he wears the hat to cover eye contact, he must be hiding his pervy eyes!!’ unironically made it miu lmao

alr, but i don’t think he’d have the balls to face you for a couple days, he’s so embarrassed

seriously can’t win with my guy 😔

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i-cant-sing · 3 years

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What are your favorite story tropes?

Hmmm these are my fav story and character tropes:

Okay, 1000000% I'm all for the big, ridiculously strong yet dumb himbo man that just wanna makes s/o happy but often fails to think things through and thus ends up causing problems for s/o- ahh I just LOVE the pain and thoughtfulness going hand in hand so much.

The villain/troublemaker that is mean to everyone, ready to murder them for so much as breathing the same air as them, but for their s/o, they have goo goo eyes and they're just so uncharacteristically soft for s/o- look I'm a simple woman. I see a simp, my brain go BRRRR.

Characters snapping that make you go "ABOUT GODDAMN TIME QUEEN!" or "FUCK HIM UP, GIRLIE."

When they give the villain that spicy backstory that finally makes you understand why they do what they do, and you start thinking of society and/or the hero is being unfair to the villain, and you begin rooting for the bad guy... only for the said villain to sacrifice himself for you and all you can do is sit there holding their head in your lap and wonder if they even knew you loved them before they died... yes, I like to make myself suffer.

Goofy villain x literal sunshine s/o

When the hero is exhausted because of all the work the higher ups give him and he inevitably faints and its the villain who nurses them back to health.

A group of characters that are highly UNSUITABLE to take care of a child because of all their weapons/"villainous" powers/ anything that doesn't fit them in the society's frame of what a perfect family should look like but they look at the child and decide they'd be far better parents than the child's biological ones and hence, child ends up with a very dysfunctional yet LOVING family who will not hesitate to burn down the world for the reader- *cough* like Yandere RE8: TRP *cough*

Self sacrifice- duh.

That guy/alien or something that is either mute or doesn't know the language or how to express himself properly, who wants to tell you that he loves but doesn't know how to so he just tries his luck on physical affection, like suddenly holds your head in his giant hands and just stares into your eyes for a long time and you think he's gonna kiss you but he blushes and just pats your head before walking away embarrased. But its on you, completely on you to figure out that he was saying he loves you in his own way. You're 100% to blame if you can't figure that out on your own.

Medieval/old era protagonist ending up in the modern era magically and falling HARD for the modern darling who is not putting up with his misogynistic bull but helps him anyway because they remind me of someone. And the whole time this protagonist (who most likely is a prince/king from his era) has heart eyes and you make his heart skip beats because of all the normal things you do because he didn't know kindness could be so free and readily available. Of course, when you help him finally get back to his timeline, he definitely pulls you along and traps you in there with him <3

And anything that's well written and has me squealing at the cuteness. I'm definitely missing a couple more but these are all that come to mind rn.

#story tropes #character tropes #tropes #writing #writing community

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kazuhasbunny · 3 years

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The lack of Dom!Xingqiu out there uhuhuhu :( maybe im just a mega bottom-(btw idk his exact age, so if hes not an adult can you age him up?)

So, nsfw headcanons for Xingqiu(you can add other characters too separately) with a gn!s/o who is normally composed, but when Xingqiu teases them, s/o gets all blushy n stuff? I hope this was enough info

anon !! so true though dw i'm a mega bottom too LOLS also for his age hmm not sure but dw ,they’re all aged up ^^ i’m also kinda a xingqiu simp so i’m glad u sent this

pairings : xingqiu x gn!reader

warnings : not sure how to put this .. just a few touching here and there just mildly nsfw

— undercut just in case !

okay so let's say you're the type to not really be phased by anything and xingqiu takes notice of this

he thinks it's cute but he wants to get a reaction from you , so he slowly starts by flinging his arms around your shoulders , patting your head , pinching your cheeks

he didn't get that much of a reaction than you rather than getting pushed hard to the ground landing on his ass with a loud huff . he gotta try something else

and well , he did . sometimes xingqiu would come behind you out of nowhere , fingers twirled in your hair lips on your ear whispering "hmm .. [name] i'm feeling bored .. can't we do something else .. maybe .. alone together ? you wouldn't mind that you ?" a wide smirk plastered on his face as he feels you shaking underneath him , breathing heavily and eyes shut tight

he takes notice of this and starts running his hands down your shoulders to your hips and slowly nestling them between your thighs , softly nibbling on your ear humming out pleased moans making you even redder than before

his hands on your thighs are dangerously near your crotch making you whimper and he chuckles , quickly removing himself away from you leaving you in a messy , blushy state

with a cheeky smile on his face , he turned his attention back to his book acting like as if nothing happened

you were so embarrased and dissapointed that he stopped halfway . you hid your burning face into the palm of your hands as he giggles at your reactions , finally getting something out of you after trying so hard

#eli.posts #eli.sins #eli.answers #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin drabbles #xingqiu x reader #sub!reader

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chocoenvy · 2 years

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Hello choco, I really love how you wrote about the parallel dimension au request that I sent you before and it caused me to come up with a new idea for the au.

How would each archon from both dimensions interact with each other?

Like the imposter, au archon (who looks like a complete hot mess) came face to face with the soft au version of themselves (who were literally soaked with Reader's divine aura) thinking they were their actual subconsciousness (when they were actually in front of them).

At this moment the soft au started to ridicule their alt selves as well as question the imposter archons as to how they didn't recognize their creator and they did

The imposter archon decided to retaliate (from back talking to plain outfight them but in the end was overpowered by the soft archons (because the divine aura was actually just a power boost that soft au reader placed on them without them knowing)

and to add salt to injury the soft archon displayed their most precious memory with the soft au reader before telling this.

"That would have been you at that very moment if you took the time to listen to the creator; everything that your heart truly desired would have been yours at this moment."

And because I'm a *cough* Zhongli simp *cough* Let's say that he became the afab soft au reader's lover and is expecting to be a father soon.

~bee anon

Warnings: afab reader, gn pronouns, dying in dreams

i had a thought about this a couple days ago before you had sent the ask in and y'know i completely forgot everything i had thought but!

So I think that Reader would be the only one able to like connect the two dimensions y'know? They have to connect the archons to the other dimension.

Which is hilarious because I can imagine the archons in the soft au going up to reader being like "LET ME AT THEM! MY GOD USE YOUR POWERS SO I CAN PUMMEL THOSE HERETICS!"

reader is very compassionate so i feel like they'd be hesitant to do so but then they think about all of the dreams they've had and how scary it is. And they have to deal with that 24/7 :(

so soft au reader is like, "Fine, my acolytes fuck them up."

The first time they do this, the two alternate dimension archons meeting, the imposter au archons think it's merely a nightmare. One where they meet themselves being happy with the imposter.

But they also see it as an opportunity to confront them and let out all of their anger.

"You're weak," They both say to each other.

"You're weak for falling for an imposter."

"You're weak for not recognizing our great god."

Due to this technically being a dream, albeit a very realistic dream, neither version of the archons are willing to give up or be remotely civil.

It's rather embarrasing how quickly it devolved into fighting.

At first, they were equal in fighting. It was just a way to vent their frustrastions and they were sure that the fighting wouldn't get none of them anywhere.

But then a golden flicker entered the soft au's eyes.

The dream ended with Venti shooting the imposter au Venti in the chest with an anemo infused arrow flickering gold. Zhongli's spear plunging into the imposter au Zhongli's chest, his eyes flickering with golden highlights. Electricity sparked in Ei's spear, the purple electro highlighted with gold.

It was just a dream. The imposter au archons tried to convince themselves as they woke up heaving. But their chests and limbs ached where they had been hit.

Still, they ignore it, and continue hunting down the "imposter". But there's unease between the three of them.

Then the same thing happened the next night, though they listened more. They screamed more.

Their limbs were red where they had been hit. Still, they hunted the imposter. But they hesitated before swinging their weapons at them.

Then, the dream happened again.

They broke and screamed and cried.

"They're not our god!" They screeched, "They can't be! I can't have hurt my god! I can't!"

"But you did!" The soft au archons hissed, "And you will repent for it before you go even further!"

They dug their weapons into the imposter archons. Ending the dream for tonight as they hoped they'll make the right choice.

The imposter au archons woke with their chests and limbs bruised, aching the entire day.

They sought out the imposter and spoke with them. They were shivering the entire time, flinching at the tiniest of movements.

"Are you our god?" They asked, gently or else you'd flinch back.

You sniffled, "I don't even know what you're talking about."

"What do you mean?" Venti questioned.

"I don't know who your god is! I didn't even-" You hiccuped, "I didn't even know they existed before I came here!"

"Came here?" Ei echoed, furrowing her brows in confusion, "What do you mean came here?"

You sniffled, "I mean... I was just... transported here. It sounds dumb but I'm not from Teyvat, I was just- I was just transported here suddenly."

The three archons were silent for a moment before Ei flicked her wrist, "Keep them in locked in a room. Do not let them out."

You shook as they grabbed you and placed you in one of the rooms in her palace. Locked up.

"We'll decide what to do with them later," The three archons shared a look only the three of them understood.

That night, they fought again, screaming their feelings to this alternate version of themselves.

"They're an imposter!" They screamed, "I've hurt them, spit on them, cast them out, they can't be anything other than an imposter! I can't be sympathizing with an imposter! I can't have hurt our god!"

It was the same ramblings as the other nights. There was no talking them out of it, they could only show them the truth.

They saw flashes of the alternate reality. You were laughing, hugging Zhongli like no tomorrow. Playing with the children, eating Xiangling's cooking, learning how to fight from Childe, playing in the snow of Dragonspine, eating the food of the three nations, flashes of you in the three nations' clothes. You were breathtaking, a god in all sense of the word because they nurtured you into fully realizing your godhood.

But the most recent flash caused Zhongli's heart in particular to clench. You were with child, his child.

"That could be you," his doppleganger taunted, "You could have all of the love in the world from our beloved god if you'd merely realize they're your god."

"You don't deserve to be forgiven for the treasonous things you've done, but I can't stand the thought of their grace, even if they're not my god, to be hurt."

Zhongli had awoke with tears in his eyes, breathing heavily. The dream had ended before they were killed this time, and while it was hard to dispel his worries he knew that you'd never be hurt again.

He'd make sure of it.

#sagau #genshin sagau #self aware genshin au #genshin cult au #choco.asks #this feels so scuffed #it felt more like headcannons than anythiing

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galacticgraffiti · 2 years

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The most embarrasing thing happened to me the other day and I'm blaming you! I was working prop check at Oz Comic Con and a man in full Boba Fett cosplay comes up to get his weapons tagged and I just stared at hime like a complete idiot, I couldn't say anything. I never simped over Boba before I read your fics and now I am incapable of functioning around people wearing costumes and my armour kink is at an all time high.

hehehehe okay, i am very sorry i have rendered you unable to function but also kinda proud ngl 👀 If it makes you feel any better, I keep doing the same thing to myself, like obviously I’ve always simped for Boba but my obsession has reached new levels since I started writing for him.

And I think I would die of happiness if I ever got to work at any Comic Con, it’s so wonderful you had that opportunity!! I hope you had fun, my darling!

#nonnie asks #gala answers

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aestheticsuwu · 3 years

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Crush Culture AU

Today was the worst day for a guy like him . Where love is in the air and it seems he's allergic because nobody wants to take an interest in a boy that is nerdy and never seems to know when to shut up . And it didn't help his sad love life when today is spent giving chocolates , stuffed animals , and cheesy cards .

Have you guys guess what day it is ?

Ding !! Ding !! ... Valentine's Day !

He dread every second of the day as he walked down the school hallway . Every turn he was faced with hormonal teenagers kissing their S.O. He picks up his pace to head to his friends hangout . Which consisted of Sam , Miguel , Robby , Chris , Aisha ,Tory , Mitch , and Eli and himself .

It was an unusual group , Sam and Tory didn't get along but both were friends with Aisha . Miguel and Robby would bicker and clash with the whole history of love triangle with Sam but they both tried to get along .

Miguel and Robby tried not to fight that often , After all they were being raised by Mr.Lawrence Along side with Mr. Larusso .

Somehow the the dynamic worked . Pulling out his phone as he receives a message from Sam reminding him of the gift for Robby . They all had decided to give something to the blonde , Robby had a rough year . With his mom going to rehab , Sam dating Miguel , and thinking his dad loves Miguel more . He sends her quick telling her he didn't forget .

Robby was gifted cards , candy , stuffed animals , their goal was achevied when the blond had a bashful smile carrying his gifts to each class including Miguels .

....... .......... .....

It was in his 3rd period , was when he had enough . Thats why once the teacher left he started speaking his distaste.

" Its not fair , why do people like me have to suffer while the rest live high off love . I will never find love , I'm gonna be stuck all alone and watch people live a happy life . I hate this day , i hate valentines day .

Whats wrong with me , Am i ugly ,nerdy or Am i unlikable ? "

" Demetri don't say that ! You won't end up alone . " Sam had quickly came to his defense putting a halt to her love gaze with Miguel. Robby and Miguel nodding their heads agreeing with Sam.

" Easy for you to say you have Miguel , everyone in our group has a love life . I bet right now Eli's with Moon trying to woo her so that leaves me to nothing . "

Looking at Sam, giving him a sad smile and Miguel giving him a sympathy smile as well.

He went back to sulking until a candy bar was in his eyesight .

" Here , Happy Valentine's " Robby says with a smile . Probably from the big pile of Cards and Candy that he had received .

" Great a pity gift "

" Its not a pity gift , it's mine now it's yours . Hey ! if you want I can kiss you to make you feel better . Or ...." Robby turns to Sam and Miguel with a mischievous look in his eyes . All three of them get up hug him and shouting , embarrasing him as other students start watching .

" Omg , no stop please , I take it back . I surrender !! "

" We love you Demetri ! " " Your the best ! "

" We wouldn't trade you for anything in the world ! " " We Love you !! "

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Lunch was almost over and he was still ranting his hate about Valentine's and he didn't feel bad he was ruining the mood of everyone with their girlfriends and boyfriends. They had someone , and once he realised Eli was no where to be seen it only made him feel worse . It sucked having feelings for your best friend.

Vibration coming from his phone interuppted his train of thought and speech . A message from Eli ,

Meet me at the computer lab . Asap !!!!!

Arriving , Eli isn't in the room . Maybe the text wasn't for him . Right as he's about to leave he spots a teddy bear as the size of the computers . It hold a heart that said Will You Be Mine .

" So Will You Be Mine " Jumping from hearing Eli , he turns around to face him . He had a raised eyebrow with a smirk waiting for his answer .

" haha , is this for moon ? , let me just say it's cute . she'll probably be happy . "

Looking confused at Demetri, he thought his feeling was pretty clear for the latter . He took the teasing up a notch , he even told him last week , " he would hit that" when Dem was going on and on that was going to die a virgin . He loved the blush that appeared on the pale skin . Damn he was simping , If Sensei Lawrence was allowed to simp for Mr . Larusso, he can too .

" -ou , it's only fair . Guess I am the only one . And I mean who wouldn't want to date moon . She's perfect and pretty , I hope everything turns out well . You and Moon will make a great couple , I guess . I mean I wouldn't kno- "

Guess He had to Strike First, so that's what Hawk did , he pinned his friend and kissed those lips so he can shut up .

" I like you Dem, Only you and i really hope you feel the same because I have bunch of other cliche gifts for you today . So what do you say , Will You Be Mine ? "

" If I say yes , Will you manhandle me and kiss me like that again ? Cause the answer is a Yes . "

Laughing at his best frie- well now boyfriend , He kisses Demetri.

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Once school finish as the group of friends wait for the two missing boys to arrive . They quickly spot Demetri and Hawk holding hands and kissing each other while holding a teddy bear that somehow had a Mohawk.

" Guess he doesn't hate Valentines Day anymore ! "

Sidenote : @bdaviss I saved and used your icons ❤ Hope you don't mind . Guys I had this in my notes for awhile , I was waiting for Valentine's to come . Also Robby must be protected at all cost , hes my smol Angry bean . Sam is Demetris sister and no one can tell me otherwise . Crush Culture because why not , music video inspo for this . Also I love Canon Gray , might do a Heather Moodboard . Mentioned Lawrusso because in this world no one can live with out karate husbands . We know Johnny be simping for those Bambi eyes , shit i am too.

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rayofsunas · 3 years

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I'm new to this blog and to Scaramouche but omg I promised myself I wouldn't but I think I've become a Scara simp against my will 😩 I love the baby daddy series and how you write Scara in general! He just seems so ic from what we know of him and ajtjjwjf thank you for your hard work! <3

Also I had a little hc or rather self wish fufillment scenario akfjkakd of Mei struggling in battle against a tough foe and just as the tides seem to turning against her and her opponent is getting ready to finish her off, a huge strike of lightning suddenly strikes and electrocutes them and knocks them back, and as Mei weakly raises her head she sees Scaramouche standing in front of her, with his back turned toward her.

"Pathetic. How dare you waste my time making me come all this way to finish off a weakling."

"...I-I never asked you to co-!" Mei stutters in embarrasment and anger.

"Hmph! I refuse to let this weakling-" Scaramouche begins, addressing the opponent. "-shatter my pride."

Dhjajdb I just like the idea of a tsundere scaramouche akdjsk who shows his love in indirect and subtle ways like referring to his bb as his pride sorry if this seems ooc or if it sucks but I couldn't stop thinking of it 🙈

welcome fellow scara simp! glad to have you here with us :) and I’m glad I seem to be writing scara okay, he’s not very difficult to write, personally, that is, but in the beginning I definitely struggled ;-; it took me a hot minute to get ahold of writing him, but thank you <3 yeoooo, I love this so much, I might just implement this into the story somehow if I write mei older! and if mei is his only child, I think he’d dote on her. he’s still like the harsh, strict, bully dad who she may or may not dislike, BUT I think his way of showing he cares involves what he does and he shows it kinda indiscreetly (it seems as if he doesn’t care, but he does). for example, with reader I think in their relationship they’d have to have a love language where they understand each other without speaking about their feelings, ya know? or else, it just can’t work. as for mei, training her, and letting her accompany him on his journeys (maybe even to liyue!) is definitely something he’ll do to show he cares :) I’m serious about implementing what you said into the story because I love it lol

#rayofsunas

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ambrosiadreamer · 3 years

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(OH I RMEMBERED IT!! here I go) I watched ADWM again and I can't believe I only simp more with each view ierfewid it's ridiculous!! I can't believe how much of a simp this series makes me... like, you know the point right before you get to the true(?) end where he's like "I'd follow you anywhere" I!! BITCH!! why the FUCK does that line always GET me?? and I keep catching myself thinking "haha AU where you turn around and give him a quick smooch after that" and I'm so EMBARRASED with myself!! MAN

lmao

i’ve been real fixated on date lately too 😔

#anon #ask

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sokkascroptop · 4 years

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IM SOBBING HOW COULD YOU BREAK MY HEART LIKE THAT AUGHH. THE ZUKO DRABBLE WAS SO GOOD. also: i'm gonna guess what y/n meant by "plant one on me" is their kiss!! anyways y/n forever makes fun of him for it whenever he wants to speak to her privately; especially when they're older. zuko wants to talk to her about some firelord business- "you're not gonna plant one on me, are you, fire lord?" and he still ALWAYS gets flushed and embarrased about it. "oh, come ON, y/n. we were 11!"

THAT ASK ABOUT ZUKO DRABBLE WAS FROM ME AHHH I FORGIT TO SIGN IT. but i'm sure you could have guessed anyways- im usually screaming in anguish about zuko in your inbox, aren't i? - anon a

LITERALLY ALWAYS SIMPING FOR ZUKO IN MY INBOX AND I FUCKING LOVE IT

I am literally so happy that you liked it!!!! and YES Y/N was absolutely referring to their kiss under the same willow tree!!! I was going to write their actual first kiss but I wanted to focus more on the agni kai and the heartbreak of zuko leaving instead. I’m just a sucker for angst.

Zuko will never be able to live it down because Y/N thinks it’s hilarious they were each others first kisses and she will forever bring it up. “Oh, you want to have a private conversation in this room away from everyone?? I hope you don’t KISS ME while weren’t in there.” Sokka thinks it’s funny too ;)

#anon a #zuko #i know u love him and i do too #i cried writing this because i cant stand to see him in pain

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