#I'm not the writer. I'm just the reporter

[smartylina]

Dear Readers!

I found such a shocking story!

You know Kuzco gets quite a few interesting fanfictions right?

Well

the one I saw was about him

Romancing a Spanish girl...

And to think he got super mad around Ramon 🤨

The audacity!!

#malina #Not feeling jealous whatsoever #the emperor's new school #fanfic #the fic is The Spanish Princess #It's on AO3 #It's worth reading tho #I'm not the writer. I'm just the reporter #kuzco

[kissykalachuchi]

bakugou katsuki was born on weed day 420 and he's in love with a boy the color of weed (green midoriya izuku)

oh my bkd i figured it out

#IS THAT A WEED? #I'M CALLING HORIKOSHI #@horikoshiko whats the emergency #yes im here to report a weed #not just any weed #it's a gay weed crime #jokes on you #says horikoshi kohei creator and writer and mangaka of hit series boku no hero academia #i am the criminal mastermind of this whole bkdk weed operation #YOU!!!! i scream #the man laughed #yes kissykalachuchi thats right... bkdk is canon... i planned this from the start! #i scream from ecstacy. i have gone mad. bakudeku.... i'm addicted to it #damn that man horikoshi #he made a substance too strong for my constitution #damn you bakudeku... damn you #bkdk #bnha #happy birthday bakugou katsuki #sorry for the late greeting man lmao

[outofmymindbebacklater]

I have a great percabeth apocalypse AU written out but I'm not a story writer so it's point form and I just have to imagine it when I go to sleep at night i guess

#I haven't seen this particular concept before and it would be so cool as a multi chapter fic though in my own humble opinion #it's actually based on a dream I had a while back and wrote down #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #yelling into the void #ao3 #although if an author wants to write it that would be awesome #jk tho I'm not asking someone to write it #..... unless #percabeth #I'm not a story writer but I am a bomb report writer so I am capable of writing in grammar and flow. just not the *art*

[laufire]

ch. 8 of "investigating lois lane" talks about the period of months following superman's death and it's making me want to entertain a story where superman stayed dead, just the same way I often think about that re: batman in the late 00s era.

#me: people saying it'd objectively better if jason remained dead it's such a tired take #also me: #(and i'm right. btw. superman and batman are a whole other thing) #(and jason's death was never about him) #(and yeah obviously it could never happen in mainstream comics that's fine) #(but elseworld writers AND fic writers should get a little more irreverent about it. just saying) #anyway yeah i need to read all of that for her #talking to the void #my thoughts #dc thoughts #dc #dc comics #investigating lois lane #investigating lois lane: the turbulent history of the daily planet's ace reporter #lois lane #superman #clark kent #bruce wayne #batman

[fromtheseventhhell]

The worst part of the GOT and HOTD adaptations is that they remove any sense of narrative or themes being explored from George's writing. The showrunners rewrite characters and change plotlines on a whim and remove any sense of cohesive storytelling. There's just...literally no point to the story and the writers struggle to come up with sensible explanations for the changes they've decided to make.

#anti got #anti hotd #/themes are for eight-grade book reports/ like at least D&D admitted to not caring #hotd showrunners will spend an hour rambling trying to come up with a point in-between saying a rapist deserves sympathy #if the shows weren't based on books they could get away with it but the fact that we just end up with themes and arcs gone #unfulfilled because they have to inevitably draw from the source material even though they're changing things is frustrating #that's really why season 8 makes no sense cause the writers were just coming up with shit inconsistent with the earlier seasons #the dance being about misogyny and nyra's line surviving in the main Targ while the Greens die out was done for a REASON but now people #justify the misogyny towards her because they don't personally like her character and it's just so...stupid #just really stupid and on some level I'm blame George for these terrible adaptations even though I know he doesn't have #full power or say at least with GOT things would've been different if he would've finished the books on time

[deathbringer]

OH WE ARE SO UNBELIEEEEEVABLY FUCKING BACK, KIDS.

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Image description:

a screenshot of three panels from Issue #2 of Batman Beyond: Neo Gothic.

Panel 1 contains Terry's (Batman's) speech bubbles "It's the legacy. / It's what Batman is. / Hope." Kyle the Catboi watches Terry.

Panel 2 shows Terry walking ahead as Kyle's speech bubble, lagging behind, says "Even when the last guy got it wrong?"

Panel 3 shows Kyle catching up to Terry. Terry turns to look at him, accompanied by a speech bubble saying "Especially when the last guy got it wrong."

#batman beyond: neo gothic #batman beyond neo gothic #wednesday spoilers #batman beyond #i'm late to the start of this run but at least we're only 2 issues in! #the character description we got for kyle initially had me SO SKEPTICAL WHEN FIRST ANNOUNCED #but upon meeting him and learning some of his deal. i'm delighted to report that he is in fact rad as hell. #in my brain he's voiced by jason marsden and no one will convince me otherwise. #anyway i've decided fuck a revival cartoon i just want whatever comics this team of writers do with beyond next #trick talks tag

[lyssentome]

I'm coming to terms with the fact that the only thing I have going for my writing are: a) dialogue and b) emotional scenes with way too many flowery phrases. Idk how to do anything else. I have no spatial ability. Why the Fuck am I even a writer if I can't visualize shit.

#sorry i'm feeling more frustrated than usual about this #it's like... #idk man i just feel like a shit writer because idk how anything works here. visually i mean #like that defeats the whole purpose of writing fiction #why am i even a writer? #why did i bother? #all i can do is describe what happens and it's so shit #it's cold and unfeeling i might as well be writing a news report #'the building burns down and there's weird chanting so character goes to investigate' #like fuck off #sorry for the rant #writing things #writer problems #writing is so hard #writing (kind of) #personal #might delete later sorry for being dramatic

[a-river-of-stars]

follow me for more bullshit I came up with, because I’ve done too much research to keep it all to myself

#quatre raberba winner #quatre winner #ok technically all of this is true but I'm pretty sure the writers weren't actually thinking about this when they named quatre #still. it is a neat connection #in a pepe silvia kind of way #gundam wing #mobile suit gundam wing #new mobile report gundam wing #I've seen some name etymologies give lawrence's meaning as 'laurel-crowned' or just outright 'winner/victor' #I think that's a bit of a simplification but still. cool

[highpri3stess]

Guess what guys? Just take a FUCKING GUESS

This work literally has no sexual content on it. But guess what? Now they've flagged my fricking post because some idiot decided to report it for 'sexual content'. If you keep doing this to authors, then no one will write on here anymore. I mean it. Fuck this.

#i just know it's a minor who did this #whomever did this shit is immature as FUCK #jujutsu kaisen fanfic #jujutsu kaisen smut #nanami x reader #my one and only nanami fic #i'm so fricking pissed #fanfic writer #do you know how hard it is to get people to read your stuff? #and now some stupid bitch reported my fucking post

[cantstayawaycani]

*personal

#today during our one on one my boss told me he would help me with trying to kickstart my writing career over the next year #he said he would recommend me for writer's assistant positions #he said he knows who's running the 24-25 writer's mentorship program and would put in a word when i apply this year #he if i couldn't find a script i need to read for reference he would try to find it for me #he sent me a pilot script for one of our new series and said we could read and meet to discuss character story arc and format questions #he knows i'm moving to mexico in 2025 and says he wants to do what he can to help with my career while he can #for context everyone is anxious about some industry news being reported in the trades about our company being bought by another one #and what it may mean for layoffs in our department #also he says they are testing ai workflow with a key element in our job responsibilities and that means they're prob gonna transition fully #at some point we're all gonna have to pivot #and he'd rather we both pivot to something we want to as opposed to being stuck on the same path and then layed off #so #i am gonna just prepare myself as best i can #if he keeps his word it could be even more of a transformative year for me #I won't have to do what i need to without help #in this industry knowing the right people and being prepared for opportunities is important #i'm just gonna put my head down and do what i need to

[eternalgirlscout]

X-Men: The Trial of Magneto (2021) #4

this scene definitely isn't supposed to be comedic, but i can't help imagining that by "my whole life," billy is talking about getting into beef on avengers fan twitter as a wanda stan when he was 14

#it's so funny when writers put the minimoffs in shit and decide they just don't want to get into All That #anyway it is with a heavy heart i must report I'm reading comics again #marvel #billy kaplan #description in alt text

[badcircuit]

Look man I don't need or expect anything to become canon. That's what FANfiction and FANdom is for...for the fans.

#i'm just gonna have my fun with my fingers in my ears singing lalala to block out the killjoys #actors writers reporters etc mind your business #fandom #unpopular shipping opinions perhaps

[bumblingbabooshka]

This is honestly the funniest set of words and images to be combined

#Chell's ma king such a funny f ace.... :/ #<- like that #Janeway: I trust you two to have the Maquis Crew integrated into starfleet~! #then like an hour later Chakotay's punched a guy and Tuvok is trying to stop a mutiny #liveblogging #st voyager #Chell's face is the embodiment of the 'wah-wah' sfx #I notice that in season 1 they call Tuvok 'Mr Tuvok' more which I feel like doesn't happen in later seasons~ #They should call T'Pol Ms T'Pol.... #Dolby being like 'What are you gonna do?? kill me???' like ye ahHEHEH...what ARE you going to do #what if a crewman just refuses to work? just doesn't want to? what are you gonna do?? put them in the brig forever??? #HEHEHEHE Chakotay's answer is so funny out of context like....every single day until you go report to Tuvok he's gonna come punch you #like once a day you see him coming down the hall terminator style and are like OH SH IT #Tuvok says Bajoran earrings are against dress code which doesn't seem to be a lie but in ds9 Kira has an earring .... ?? #Maybe the code was changed but Voyager (being away from starfleet) has an older version #or it was a writer's mistake .... or I'm remembering wrong.... does Kira only wear her earring off duty? #YEAAAA B'ELANNA....B'Elanna talking to her Maquis friends~

[kelin-is-writing]

need jobless and immature peoples on tumblrdotcom to grow up seriously 💜

#kelin's ramblings #kelin talks #i'm just so tired of seeing peoples works getting reported left right #only cause yall bitter ass can't be mature enough to scroll past things you don't like #community labels are literally USELESS because they do not play on favor of writers or artists at all because they HIDE our works #and you who report writers/artists works cause they don't have community labels is something nasty to do #cause it means that under it all (for a reason or another) you don't want their works to get appreciation #it ends up looking like this in the end because community labels hide works after all #and you who report fanfics/arts cause of that come out as jealous and envious in my eyes #cause if it was for the sake of something triggering you SO MUCH as some of you claim you would either ignore it or filter tags #just like a normal and mature person would do when they see something they don't like but still respect others #reporting this way is the equivalent of throwing a childish tantrum and i hope you losers get better 💜

[navree]

i forgot that the newsroom has this big dramatic moment where don tells the captain of his airplane about the osama bin laden raid and the reason that compels him to do so is because he’s on a united airlines flight and he’s only just now figured it out and that it’s treated like this heartfelt emotional thing and not the stupidest thing ever

#personal #first of all that entire episode is just Weird #like the main plot is 'can will report on osama bin laden being killed at long last while high' #and literally don says 'the american armed forces killed osama bin laden for you' to the united airlines pilot??? #like yeah i get it i too have listened to united 93's voicemail thing and wept like a small child it gets me every time #but like there's more people who've been personally affected by 9/11 than just 'person who now works for united airlines' #'ten years after 9/11 with no indication of when he started working at united airlines' #i'm assuming sorkin didn't wanna get too sappy but this just ended up being completely fucking ridiculous #(really a writer as mediocre as sorkin probably shouldn't be tackling 9/11 but what can ya do) #(the man made the west wing so now i guess he can do whatever he wants with his grabbag of ten tricks and nothing more)

[loser-brain]

Now everyone, what do we do when we see this?

We... report their ass as spam/bot and carry on. No violence... just report -> as spam/bot -> block in the process.

And we move on... and daydream under a big tree, on top of the hill, under a sunny sky, with gentle breeze brushin' against our face, with the sound of bird humming around as we plan on how we gonna murder them and torture the person for committing a crime on mistreating artists on this site because god damn y'all this site needs to treat creatives betters. We're not about to become the next Instagram and post art that 1. does not belong to us and 2. put this in the caption. HELL NO.

If the artist is not on Tumblr but you have their permission to post their art with credit and a source to find them. You're fine.

If the artist is on Tumblr but you have their permission to post their art onto here (with credit and @/ing them in the process). You're fine.

If an artist is on here or not BUT you didn't bother to look for them and just decided to take their work and not say anything on who is the artist to get "street creds..."

You're a dead man walking and I'm chargin' at ya.

Quick note. In case this was to blow up and explode.

Reposting ≠ Reblogging

Reposting ≠ Retweeting

Reposting ≠ Sharing

Reblogging = Retweeting

Reblogging = Sharing

Reblogging is not the same as reposting. Reposting is literally taking someone's work and posting it onto your blog makin' you the author. Reblogging/Retweeting is just putting the post from the author onto your page and still linking the author in the process. Stop overthinking it. When someone says please don't repost my work THIS IS WHAT THEY MEAN!!

*kisses on the forehead, head pats, and hands you a tiny dagger* Now go slaughter those asshats that take artists' work for their own gain.

#The screenshot was taken from a demon slayer rp blog #YEAH a demon slayer rp blog popped on my blog because I'm following the tag and this is the shit I saw at the bottom #Using manga panels is fine to RP btw!! but please. Try to limit on using artist work for RP or better yet... just don't use their work. #My passive-aggressive stance on supporting fellow creatives on here is my toxic trait. What's yours? #I want this place to be deemed as unreliable to them. #Not the creatives!! the fuckers that want to throw a pity party when we won't let them repost artists work and credit them like this. #I want them to go somewhere else because IN THIS HOUSE CREATIVES ARE THE ONES GIVIN' US DELICIOUS FOOD >:[ #You goin' to your grandparent's house for that delicious food and homey vibe. That's Tumblr. Tumblr is that homey place with delicious food #AND WE WILL RESPECT OUR CREATIVES HERE DAMN IT. ON MY DYING BREATHE I SHALL ATTACK EACH AND EVERY REPOSTER. #Now it's time for me to do a mass tag to help spread this post :'| so sorry. #art #artist #writers #writer #creative #credit to the artist #👀 OH I AM LOOKING IN THAT TAG LATER TO DO SOME KILLING SPREE (such as reporting them as spam and blocking them) #rant #tumblr #ramblings #rambles #I think that's all I can think of