#I’m not taking any chances

[cabesswtaer]

I swear to god when the sunshine court drops and people start posting about it YALL BETTER BE TAGGING THOSE POSTS WITH #TSC SPOILERS oKAY

#watch me filter every aftg related tag as soon as tsc comes out until I finish it #I’m not taking any chances #the sunshine court #tsc #Aftg #all for the game #jean moreau #Jeremy Knox #jerejean

[wow-nsfw-alt]

It’s very simple. I see two guy best friends standing zero feet apart who I know for a fact have shared intimate and/or emotional moments. I imagine them fucking. It’s not hard to get.

#I’m not telling you who this is about because you’ll either laugh lose all your respect for me or just not get it #I’m not taking any chances #just fuck already #homiesexual

[verychaosthing]

My Freddy hunting flashlight went missing. I had it next to my bed because we might lose power

If I disappear it’s because Freddy Fazbear got me

#I’m not taking any chances #yes I sleepwalk #that has nothing to do with this

[heyclickadee]

Okay, this headline is killing me.

Of course they knew. It was the worst kept secret in the order. The council talked about it during their caf breaks, I’m sure. They just let Anakin think he’d fooled them. Mace and Yoda probably had a running bet on how long it would take Anakin to realize that they knew. Most of the 501st knew. Everyone knew. Why is this a headline. I’m dying. This has killed me. Send necromancers. I’m dead and posting this from beyond the grave.

#star wars #yoda: a recommendation for an obgyn to Padme we should send #mace: Padme’s smart I’m sure she’s got it covered #yoda: yes worry about that after the war is won we shall #*revenge of the sith happens* #plot twist: Padme had gone to an obgyn and was taking care #of any potential issues #and then just didn’t have a chance #to tell anyone #dId MaCe and YoDa KnOw? #yes of course they did Anakin is about as subtle as a baseball bat to the skull

[zebracakesarecopingmechanisms]

“Oh but listening to mario noises for an hour would be so annoying!”

have you ever played any mario game in your life.

#for gods sake most games don’t have ANY audio dialogue in them (i believe? at least the classics. i didn’t have Nintendo #but my mom has a ton of nostalgia for mario games since she’s a child of the 80s #which is why I’m so adamant about this. my mother deserves a nice mario movie and i REFUSE to let chris ruin that for her. #chances are you’re watching the movie if you liked the games #and if you liked the games then surely you can handle a few sound effects. #honestly I’d take ten hours of mario ‘wahoo’s over a minute of chris pratt’s flavorless character voice. #TLDR the games have multiple hours of JUST mario sound effects w no audio dialogue youll be fine #and also. listening to chris pratt is way more annoying than listening to mario jumping sounds #mario movie #cringe fail chris pratt #🤡.txt

[curi0uscreature]

* The tiniest of swapnauts dumps

#psychonauts #psychonauts 2 #psychonauts au #swapnauts #some of these are. from a plethora of weeks back #but I’m still thinking this AU! I’m actually writing Compton’s story #milla vodello #sasha nein #lili zanotto #ford cruller #otto mentallis #loud tw #volume warning #<- fer the video. not taking any chances #curi0us artworks

[messervixen]

Happy birthday to James Potter. You would have loved cheesy extravagant promposals <3

#James potter 🤝 PDA #that man will take any chance to shout from the rooftops that he’s in love he can get #exhibit a: Lily Evans #exibit b: regulus black #exibit c: Sirius #remmeber in ATYD when they would sing happy birthday to each other during every meal #James Potter deserves the world #the only thing that Reg and Sirius can 100% agree on is that James is the best person period #ego the size of a lake but a heart to match it #I love James more than I love myself #not sure how much that’s worth though because I’m a James kinnie and we love most people more than we love ourselves #anyway #HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES #james potter #marauders era #marauders #remus lupin #sirius black #james & peter & remus & sirius #peter pettigrew #regulus black #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #lily evens #jegulus #jily #sunflower #starchaser #jegulily #regulily #live laugh love James Potter

[mattodore]

have been trying to sleep for an hour now but i can’t stop daydreaming about matthias always wearing hair ties around his wrist for whenever he goes to put theo’s hair up for him. gathering theo’s hair up in one big hand, the tendons flexing in the back of his hand, theo’s hair slipping like nothing through his fingers and draping over his forearm… matthias hooking a finger under the band and pulling it tight around theo’s hair, some loose strands falling out of the tie so they curl around the bare stretch of theo’s neck… touching there with just two grazing fingertips afterwards… ugh.

#matthias is huge and his wrists are thick so whenever he takes them off they’d leave an angry purpling mark #and theo would stray from toying with matthias’s fingers (as he does frequently) to tracing over that mark… i’m going to kill myself 😁 #i have definitely talked abt this before in some post. waves vaguely. #and clearly the idea has never once left my brain since then #is there cc for hair ties?? ik i have a scrunchy one but theo would not like those #like ones on the wrist…? #if there is lmk…….. tho. the chance that it’d actually fit on matthias’s sim is low 😞 everything clips with his wrists #big guy…. #river dipping #oc extras #theodore doe #matthias evanoff #a burning house to live in #echthroi #…i am not getting to sleep any time soon 😔

[toadsrbutch]

world’s best baby ever <3333

#the fucking air tag is so ridiculous but ever since she gave me a massive panic attack. I’m not taking any chances

[lyriumsings]

i was tagged ages ago by the lovely @sunshinemage thank you so much! this was so fun!! I decided to do this for my destiny oc eiva! :3 praying the formatting doesn’t break bc i am chronically on mobile

5 Character Associations

Emotions

loneliness

grief

rage

hubris

hope

Colors

white

yellow-gold

red

black

blue

Scents

outside

iron

gunpowder

leather

sunlight

Objects

bullet casings

worn leather boots

red cloak

weighted blade

dog tags

Body Language

steady hands

nose scrunching with laughter

narrowed unflinching gaze

stock-still posture

blowing stray hairs out of face

Aesthetics

Fading light

driven snow marred with soot

pinstraight pale hair

fields of edelweiss

a broken locket

Im gonna tag: @exotic-inquiry @777greywolf and @retconomics no pressure ofc! <33

#tag meme #i loved doing this #and this counts as a wip wednesday bc i got carried away with the bust i made for her for this #and also made one for her fireteam members #minus the exo bc they’re so fucking hard to draw and i’m trying to figure it out but art got hands #oc: eiva #destiny 2 #i’ll take any chance to be dramatic and cryptic about my ocs thank you

[badnewswhatsleft]

one of the most fascinating fob takes is when someone says joe and andy should leave to pursue other projects bc its clear andy thrives in hardcore and joe loves and does v well writing guitar-driven stuff. and its like. well ok be that as it may. have you considered. that the four of them are besties 🥰

#i’m speculating but if any of them truly wanted to fuck off somewhere else they have had plenty of chances to do so already LOL #you can be invested in multiple projects at a time… there is so much love and creativity in our hearts…. take my hand……… #fall out boy #lol #mailing letters

[sakurango]

MY DREAM HAS JUST BEGUN TO ADVANCE, I DON'T WANT TO STOP! 🍑 桃井愛莉 ♡ 19/03

୨୧ like/rb if saved * credit if used

#* completed #LOVELY ^_−☆ FAIRY (*^▽^*) MOMOI ヽ(*＾ω＾*)ﾉ …AIRI !!!! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ #don’t worry airi i didn’t include any actual pictures of cats …. i know you’re allergic 🫶 #this is …..not my best one lmao #making this made me realise ….airi just doesn’t have that much depth 😭😭 #i’m gonna have to change the text image when i get the chance dawg i had no idea what to put there 💀 #i looked at her interests and apparently they’re cooking and taking care of children?? BRO WHAT #i’ve read all the en stories and i have never heard that once…..colorful palette do my girl airi better ☹️ ANYWAY #airi momoi #momoi airi #project sekai #pjsk #prjsk #project sekai colorful stage #hatsune miku colorful stage #more more jump #mmj #icons #airi momoi icons #momoi airi icons #bday posts #pink aesthetic icons #pjsk icons #proseka #proseka icons #mmj icons

[pois0ncandy]

this time of year i’m reminded of you everywhere. i miss you more than anything.

#this time last year you were still in my life #and we’d talk everyday #and i was so happy #now i’m alone and you’re not here and i’m still stuck chasing after you #please come back i can’t take it anymore #i want you back so badly #i ruined everything i’m so sorry #i cant get over him #i am so stupid #i just want a chance to explain and apologize for whatever i did #i still don’t understand any of it #do you still care about me like you said you always would?

[aceofstars16]

It’s 7:30 in the morning and I’m exhausted but I don’t know if I’ll be able to fall asleep again any time soon….

It’s like I was *just* starting to heal from having my heart and trust shattered 3 years ago, and now it’s happening all again, only this time I don’t have the church to go to for comfort/prayer/encouragement. And instead of a friendship I had for 2-3 years, it’s a church I’ve been going to for TWENTY TWO YEARS

I feel like I’m living in the twilight zone, this can’t actually be happening, right?

(I’m not okay, I keep crying and I just want to wake up from this nightmare)

#I don’t even know what to tag this as I just can’t #I was literally just telling my counselor that I feel like I’ve never had the ‘years of plenty’ #only the suffering and trials…and now this happens to seem to confirm that #and it doesn’t help that I was already having trouble trusting the leader after last year #and now it’s like a big ‘I told you’ from my brain which isn’t gonna help me trust anyone in the future #I was already having a hard time taking chances and trying to trust again ans NOW THIS #I know I should at least try to sleep again I just…I don’t even know anymore #I’m not even gonna tag this as any normal stuff tbh #how about just #aceo get her heart broken again #not to mention I’m terrified I’m going to fallback into the numb empty depression pit I only just kind of got out of #and faith? bro I understand how people left the church or faith cause it is HARD to differentiate between the church and God #I’m still trying to pray and stuff I just feel so empty and I can’t do this again #it doesn’t help that the church claimed that they felt ‘lead’ to this crappy situation whatever THAT means #I only heard it second hand tbh…I just…can this stop please? can this all just be a horrible dream that I wake up from? please

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

home from work

#if I speak… #one of the girls walked out yesterday #the best worker we have is on the verge of blowing up on this bitch’s leaders bc since he can do everything quick and efficiently already #they’re putting 3 to 4 ppl’s workloads on him to see how far they can extend his worth and then they’re over his shoulder the whole time #micromanaging him so today he almost lost it and was literally walking around mumbling about his disrespectful they all are (facts) #and how if they don’t think he’s doing it right then they can do it and I know for a fact one of the ladies heard him #bc he wasn’t even trying to hide it at this point and like this dude is cool he has a lot of patience and helps out any way he can #so if HE’S on the brink of snapping then the rest of us don’t stand a chance LMFAO #anyways today was a fucking mess those leaders know nothing about our store yet so they have us making less than what we need until we need #it so we get behind constantly and they made prep a disaster bc again they think they can just prep a bunch of stuff in the morning #and it’ll last the whole day and yes that works in theory but the reality of the situation is every day is different and today #we sold double what we did yesterday so they had to move me to prep to fix their mistakes bc we were running out of stuff 4 hours in lmfao #and I’m the only one left who knows how to do everything on prep bc the other girls had never done it before #we’re supposed to prep 20 mac n cheese trays in the morning for the whole day #we open lunch at 10:30 tell me why I go into the cooler at 12 put more in the oven and there’s only 5 left #it’s been less than 2 HOURS and you’re already running out of macs which means those idiots prepped barely anything just to try and save mo #*money to cut down waste but that gag if you’re losing money bc now you’re short on everything and customers are leaving bc they’re having #to wait a long time for their food #and macs take 40 minutes to cool LMFAO #I get over there they’re out of parfaits they’re out of fruit cups they’re out of kale salads the front is coming in and having to take #stuff as I make it bc they keep getting orders and it’s all just a fucking mess #I have to make a custom wrap and what happens?? those morons didn’t pull the flatbreads out of the freezer like they’re supposed to every #night so now we have no flatbread and I had to run back there and put them in the warming drawer to defrost and we lost an order bc I had #nothing to make the wraps with <3 #I go back there to get more cold chicken SPOILER ALERT they didn’t have anyone make any this morning so now there’s no chicken for the wrap #and salad and it has to be grilled and then chilled for 2 FUCKING HOURS before it can be used #they’re a fucking disaster like 😭 #was the store perfect before?? ofc not but it ran quickly and efficiently as it should and now it’s literally just a mess #this bitch hasn’t even owned it for a full week yet and has already fucked it all up #womp womp!!!!!!

[seventh-district]

so uh. that 2.2 Special Program, huh

#hsr #honkai star rail #hsr 2.2 #hsr spoilers #hsr leaks #the body of this post reads as far less enthusiastic than i really am #i just don’t know how to casually return from my latest 2 week hiatus only to gush abt a game i’ve hardly blogged abt before #but i’m not making a whole ass sideblog for it like i did for Genshin. nah y’all r gonna bear witness to my fixation with this one #so anyways don’t mind me. vibrating into another dimension with anticipation for the next 11 days #it’s insane man. a year ago i Never ever woulda thought i’d be so invested in this game. and it took Months for the game to really grab me #but i’m v glad i kept coming back even when i was struggling to really get into it. like i just had this feeling that if i stuck around and #gave the game a chance to really like. come into its stride. i just always felt like there was Something there and i just hadn’t found it #and holy shit i finally found it in Penacony. the devs really truly outdid themselves with this region and these characters and this story #not to discount everything that’s happened prior. like i was genuinely Liking it all before now but i wasn’t Loving it y’know #but that may be more a ‘me having to fight tooth n’ nail to force myself to consume new media’ thing than it is a matter of the actual game #anyways i came here to talk abt the program! bc since i’m not filming my HSR stuff i’m gonna be insufferable abt it on Tumblr instead ! :) #and i’m probably not filming any more Genshin stuff. or anything else at all for that matter but let’s not talk abt that dead dream #pun not intended lmao. Anyways let’s return to the subject at hand while there’s still room left in these tags shall we #i’m so fucking glad they had Aventurine on this program man. especially since he’s leaked to only have 18 lines in 2.2… it was nice to see- #-him here at least 🥹 i’ll take what i can get. his unenthusiastic little bird noises at the beginning.. him being reluctant to come out.. #the way one of the first things to come out of his mouth was ‘y’know DR RATIO once told me…’ like boy we get it ur in love with him 🙄 (/J!) #i love how they can’t go on these programs w/o talking abt each other it’s adorable. AND THE WAY HE WAS THE ONE TO EXPLAIN BOOTHILL’S KIT!? #they can’t just fuel my crackship like this… god and his whole ‘muddle-fudger.. son-of-a-nice-lady?’ thing had me wheezing #Aven mocking Boothill’s inability to curse was not on my special program bingo card but fuck i’m here for it #and Robin being all curious abt him was so cute.. ‘who /is/ he? … does he order milk at the bar?’ i’m crying she’s so sweet #also the trailer was fucking insane. which feels redundant as hell bc all of HoYo’s version trailers go hard but like. still. wow. #that millisecond long shot of Boothill surveying the skyline is so fucking good. also what the fuck is Jing Yuan doing here!! #not complaining at all tho. we’ve got JY & DH(IL?). Argenti(?). Boothill. Sunday. Aven. all my men r here and i am eating so fucking good #Seven.txt #viddy game stuff