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This is Episode 8 of Season 1: Con Job.
I write Timestamps in, but I watch Transformers Prime on Stan (an Australian streaming service) so they may be slightly out of sync.
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00:03 - beautiful shot, damn
00:10 - how does Miko not fall off?
00:24 - Optimus slowly opening and closing his mouth reminds me of a fish.
00:44 - mind me, just gonna enjoy Optimus’s voice over and over again.
00:53 - Bulkhead recognising WheelJack’s voice within the second is proof that they’re gay for each other. It’s not up for debate.
00:54 - I’m sorry but Bee’s little step back looks so polite.
00:56 - you can tell Arcee wasn’t thrilled about having to move.
00:59 - Same deal with WheelJack recognising Bulkhead’s voice.
01:00 - that was a dumb question.
01:14 - Optimus saying Wheeljack in a questioning tone is cuter than I expected.
01:34 - Arcee gets it.
01:36 - HE DIDN’T DENY IT, THEY ARE GAY FOR EACH OTHER!
01:52 - how does.. how does Soundwave have access to full body scans of the Autobots?
02:10 - and here we have waisted potential.
~intro~
03:27 - reference to previous episode nice.
03:45 - smart protocol.
03:55 - mmmm s u r e
04:05 - I don’t know how I feel about Bee so silent.
04:57 - go off, queen
06:12 - ✨Jackie✨
06:20 - so Arcee and Bee were useless.
06:35 - I want to punch her so bad. I’ll consider easing up on the Miko slander if someone can give me a good reason as to why she’s such a pain.
06:45 - hah. He looks so short compared to Optimus.
06:52 - I will never get over Optimus’s formality.
06:53 - I Don’t know why I haven’t mentioned it before, but I really like the way the metal actually has a reflection on it.
07:11 - Optimus randomly gets very expressive here, it’s adorable, but kinda sad considering that he’s not talking to the real Wheeljack
07:24 - sexy walk cycles
08:35 - Beautiful scenery ruined by MIKO.
08:48 - I used to be on a netball team with this girl that would throw passes really violently that the rest of the team would be scared to catch it (she caused my fingers to jar multiple times) - it just reminded me of that.
08:55 - SHH BEE BE(E)ING CUTE TIME.
Look at hiiiiim
Actually, look at this scene.
There’s something so precious about Bee sitting on the floor, tapping his knees to the music, while right beside him Ratchet’s working.
08:57 - they’re throwing a circular object at each other, Jack. Take a while guess.
08:58 - Lobbing? Seriously? They were throwing it at each other’s stomachs. Lobs are high passes. I know, I know, they’re saying it’s a Cybertronian thing, but I’m nitpicking.
09:13 - I f o r g o t this part was in here! Raf dancing like a god and Bee’s head popping into frame like a giraffe.
09:17 - Shh… I love it.
09:19 - The moment Bee makes a sound, Ratchet stops what he’s doing to watch.
09:21 - Precious af.
09:25 - Jack’s obviously jealous of the way the two dance otherwise he wouldn’t have changed the subject, prove me wrong.
09:30 - I refuse to believe that. (Not to mention they’re not partying.)
09:34 - Raf and Bee dancing as the ball flies past is unexpectedly funny.
09:35 - that ball was gonna hit the ground.. how did it fly up??
09:37 - quick reaction time from Ratchet, goddamn.
09:38 - the wheels on his elbows were spinning as he moved and started to calm down.
09:39 - I’m surprised he didn’t threaten to kill them. I would’ve.
09:43 - I dunno why, but I really like the animation during this specific line. I think it’s because it’s slightly exaggerated so you can tell he’s annoyed, but it’s kinda comedic too.
09:57 - Ratchet feelin proud of himself at that moment. *Cri* look at hiiim
10:08 - not suspicious at all.
10:42 - This story telling part is weirdly pretty to watch.
11:10 - These two looking fiiiine.
11:13 - how long did it take y’all to realise that the laugh Bee just did was his equivalent to a full body laugh? I’ll tell ya, I only just realised.
11:26 - Bulkhead’s double take when he realised Wheeljack wasn’t paying attention.
11:31 - translation: *concerned boyfriend noises*
12:00 - I’m not the only one that feels uncomfortable from how that line was delivered, right?
12:32 - Reaction image right here.
12:40 - Both of them looking up at Bulkhead is so cute I caaaan’t.
12:42 - Bee just in the corner. Also translation = *skeptical boyfriend nosies*
12:59 - When you say that their legs could kill.
13:46 - So no red flags going off for Miko? Seriously?
14:17 - Now appreciating the way the bots look down.
14:57 - the way his eyes moved
15:02 - live ratchet reaction.
15:11 - Mmm exaggerated movements, my love
15:18 - that has the energy of that one friend stealing a cookie.
15:25 - after all this time.. ALL THIS FUCKING TIME I REALISE THAT IT WASN’T JUST HIS LOWER JAW?!
15:29 - ratchet: 😯
16:29 - there was quite some buildup for that reaction.
17:57 - Gaaah
18:11 - Wheeljack needs some self help books, huh?
18:44 - rude.
19:44 - And he’s dead. Wasted potential.
19:51 - Another beautiful scene.
19:54 - what’d I tell ya? He’s jealous. Can’t dance nearly as well as Raf and Bee.
20:02 - hell yes.
20:10 - He’s so tall
20:32 - fuckin w h a t ?
20:36 - HE’S DOING IT AGAAAAAIN! FUCK OPTIMUS LOOKIN CUTE JUST BECAUSE HE’S VISIBLE HAPPY.
20:44 - Boyfriends.
21:14 - that… sounded weirdly sexual, right?
Mmmmm that was Con Job.
It was pretty alright, not a favourite ep of mine, but I’d rewatch it in a binge.
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PART 2 OF CHOIRSONA INCORRECT QUOTES!
I think shippy ones start appearing here so if they are too incorrect or uncomfortable tell me and I’ll replace them!
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*Aria and Isaac playing minecraft*
Aria: Oh no, oh no, oh no-
Isaac: What’s wrong?
Aria: I did a thing.
Isaac: You regret the thing you dID-
Aria: *screams*
Isaac: What the fuck did you do- *sees mass of aggravated Piglin* Damn it-
Aria: *screams again*
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Response to being told they’re the chosen one
Robin: I will not let you down.
Lemon: Sounds fun.
Calypso: K.
Emmy: No, I'm fucking not.
Isaac: Do I have to be?
Diego: Please god, I am so tired.
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Lemon: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Aria: Okay.
Lemon: And make out during the scary parts.
Aria: Th-
Aria: The scary parts.
Aria: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
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Lemon: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention.
Robin: I just wanna be called cute 21/7.
Aria: Why no 24/7?
Robin: Snack breaks.
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Lemon: We both look very handsome tonight.
Isabelle: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Lemon: I couldn't take that chance.
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Lemon: You have any sunscreen?
Robin: You can't get a sunburn from a bonfire—
Lemon: It's for my marshmallow ya dummy.
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Robin: I saw you fall, saw the sinners lay on your corpses...
Lemon: Hey, what’s up with Robin?
Robin: I created you, made the pieces perfect, others marveled at your beauty… their gazes may have held envy, though, for none are perfect but you. I was only looking away for a moment, but you were gone. I had failed you. And I fell into despair. The only way to save myself was to create, but I knew… this time I knew I was only making you to die. And I apologize. For I will undoubtedly fail you again. For a short time, there will be peace and beauty, but none in the face of us shall lay undisturbed. The greatest have fallen, and will continue to fall, and I weep for you for being born unto this place, where brother eats brother, and the undeserving rise to fame. Those that have gone against you know they’ve wronged you, and they will stand before the creator, knowing they have sinned. Do not worry, little ones, you will be avenged.
Calypso: ...They made some rock towers and went somewhere else for twenty minutes and when they came back the rock towers were destroyed and people were sitting where the towers once were, so they were sad and made more rock towers.
Calypso, to Robin: Hey, who even is the creator? I thought you were an atheist!
Robin: SHUT THE HELL UP, CALYPSO! I’M TRYING TO BE DRAMATIC AND MYSTERIOUS!
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Calypso: That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.
Huì yǐng: Ooh, can we get some actual pie?
Calypso: I like the way you think.
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Juno: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."
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Seymour : You’re mean!
Sarah Marie: You’re meaner!
Seymour : Yeah, well, you’re ugly too!
Sarah Marie: You’re uglier!
Seymour : You’re a dumbass!
Sarah Marie: You’re a dumberass!
Seymour : You think “dumberass” is a good insult!
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Isabelle: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?
Seymour : They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
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