slight warning about spoilers for the fontaine update, mainly just about neuvillette so like be warned ig—but anyways—
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you know how ppl say dragons hoard treasure and shit and will gift them to the one they love as a way to ask them out? and and you know how it’s basically canon that neuvillette is the hydro dragon??
cause i just recently had a dream where neuvillette keeps dropping his trinkets into the tip jar at your work and you and your coworkers have no idea what the hell those things are
you find so many things; small charms, tiny gems, rings—literally anything precious-looking will show up in that jar by the end of your shift, yet none of you know what to do with them
meanwhile neuvillette is just rushing out of the cafe/restaurant/shop/whatever with shaky hands and a fast beating heart. his mind keeps racing with thoughts overlapping one another with various questions like “will you like it?”, “was he being too bold?”, etc.
it’s not until he runs into someone (like furina or a melusine) that they point out 2 major flaws in his plan: did you even know that he’s the one leaving them behind? and did you know that they were meant to be gifts for you?
just just someone plz say they understand where i’m getting at here my brain has become dumb
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Rank tmnt characters by who you would call to hide a body with you <--- joking (unless)
I want the court to know that the reason this appears so in-depth is because…uh, well-um. Hm.
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DO YOU THINK TORD IS COMING BACK BC I THINK ITS A TRAP
DUDE I HONESTLY DO NOT KNOW I think it would be SUPER SUPER FUNNY if he did, I have my reservations because of how volatile the fandom is in general, but whatever happens happens.
Tord coming back is a bit of a point of contention amongst a lot of people, I’m happy for the Tord kissers ofc they finally have their man back, but I’m just generally,,,,afraid,,,,,,having been in the ew fandom since classic
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I’m choosing to believe that Ncuti Gatwa in Barbie is actually just Fifteen because honestly that feels very on brand for the Doctor and now I can’t stop thinking about it. Like I want that adventure of how the Doctor ended up playing Ken.
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I am going to fucking burst seeing all of these new pictures of Pedro
I don’t know where to look and what to scream about first
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