#I want to be his housewife

[love-fictional-ppl]

Pro-hero!Bakugou who loves to come up behind you while you’re cooking and slap your ass. He’s such an ass guy.

Pro-hero!Bakugou who has photos of you all over his office in his agency.

Pro-hero!Bakugou who loves the massages you give him after he gets into a rough fight with some villain.

Pro-hero!Bakugou who no matter how tired he is will take you out on a date every Saturday. He always plans the date out ahead of time too.

Pro-hero!Bakugou who curses like a sailor towards anyone else, but watches his mouth for his housewife.

#I want to be his housewife #if you can’t tell #katsuki bakugo mha #bnha bakugo katsuki #pro hero bakugo x reader #pro hero bakugou #bakugou smut #bakugo katuski #katsuki bakugo x fem!reader #katsuki bakugo x reader #bnha bakugou #mha bakugou #bakugou x reader #bakugou katsuki

[arttuff]

Max you're being so mean to him right now... feed him burger.

#dc comics #bart allen #impulse #impulse 1995 #max crandall #i loved the part where max went through his 60s housewife phase and cooked weird shit from his garden #no one wanted to trade bart for his chive sandwiches :( #flashfam #flash family #yj98 #young justice #Young Just Us

[edorazzi]

I finished Season 2 of Loki this month!

I'm so happy he and Mobius fixed the sacred timeline, got hitched at a fully beige wedding, and moved into that nice neighbourhood to raise two kids while Mobius runs the jetski emporium and Loki terrorises the rich suburban moms. Exactly as it should have been! 💖

#loki series #loki laufeyson #mobius m mobius #josie's art #being able to draw whatever i want is such a power #also most of these poses are closely referenced from 1950s advertising for that glam housewife aesthetic #once again i take a hammer and FIX the canon #thor got a kid at the end of his last movie; naturally loki has to outdo him with two kids AND a husband

[akicult]

contains ; domesticity. bf!suguru. suggestive themes. modern / college au. geto wants you to be his housewife basically. just a short drabble. mostly fluff.

just thinking about college bf!suguru that didn’t realize he was a domestic person until he met you.

he’s still young, only in his third year at university and he’s still deciding on what his near future will look like. he’s had his fair share of girlfriends, and little hookups, and to be quite frank—he didn’t think he was done either.

how was he supposed to know the first night he met you, bent over his backseat, was about to be the start of the most serious relationship he’d ever have.

that night started the first of many, slowly realizing he was only asking to hookup just because he wanted to see you. how he’d send a pickup text, with a frown on his cheeks because he thought you were only in it for that reason.

and when he finally swallowed his stubbornness, he was met with the most amazing two years of his life, stuck with you by his side.

college bf!suguru who, until he met you, hardly even dreamt about a future where the love of his life would carry his child in her arms, kissing his cheek and brewing a cup of coffee for the two of them to share in the morning.

he didn’t even care to imagine what that future would be like, what the woman would look like. it didn’t feel achievable, or even desirable until he fell in love with you.

and it was a random realization, but looking back on it—it was building. slowly.

weeks and weeks spent of you just pampering him, praising him, for even the most average things. like, getting an amazing score on an exam, and all you had to do was say, “aw! good job, baby!” before he was putty in your fingertips.

his room is all messy, deep dark circles under his eyes. it was procrastination’s fault—his fingers hurt from typing on his computer all day thanks to waiting until hours before a huge essay was due.

you offered to leave his apartment, to give him the concentration he needs to get it finished, but he was ushering a “no, no stay,” because he honestly didn’t want you to leave. so you stayed, situating yourself in the other room, occasionally popping in to check up on him—and eventually lay on his bed after he insists you to.

it’s only when he finally finishes—8 hours later and it’s already nighttime. his shoulders are slouched, his back is stiff and he’s walking out of his room with his closed computer weighing by his side.

and you’re still there.

not only are you still there, but you’re washing his dishes.

hair clipped back, sweatshirt engulfing your body and sweats tightly tied around your waist. you’re humming along to some music that plays over a speaker—quiet but loud enough to know what song is playing.

you look so utterly homey.

so…domestic.

like you’ve settled into your personal home after a long day at work, just blissfully scrubbing away on glossy white dishes that were previously eaten on. your clothes acknowledge that you’re comfortable, uncaring of what he sees you in.

although it’s not just the fact that you’re dressed like that—it’s the fact that you’re cleaning his things.

cleaning a mess you didn’t even make, just out of the kindness in your heart that’s making geto’s throat close and his palms sweaty. he’s in absolute awe that he doesn’t realize you’ve noticed his presence until you’re turning to face him.

“oh! did you finish?” you ask, turning the water off and rushing towards him.

he’s blinking, nodding slowly. “yeah—just submitted it.”

“yay! ‘m so proud of you!” you grin, lacing your fingers behind the back of his neck and pulling him in for a chaste kiss like you always do—but it feels so much different this time.

like you’re congratulating him on a big promotion, tugging on his work tie and kissing him until he’s forgetting his own name.

he feels like his ring finger is so cold, and there’s a missing heavy weight that’s never even been there in the first place.

like he’s an idiot for not tying you down on the spot—wrapping vows and vows around the two of you until you’re barely mobile.

and he wants to be your doting husband for the rest of his life. he wants to walk through his front door every evening with an awaiting kiss to his cheek, and a home-cooked meal fresh in his senses.

he wants to go to sleep with you in his arms every night, mumbling sweet ‘i love you’’s after flickering off the bedside lamp.

and maybe, just maybe one day, he wants to hear the gentle pitter patter of two little feet charging down the hallway.

this is accidentally freud coded (emphasis on accidentally)

#: ̗̀➛ — drabbles <3 #i wrote this while i was IMPOSSIBLY high. like baked out of my mf mind. #i have writers block #suguru x reader #geto suguru x reader #i wanna be his little housewife so bad #geto x reader #jujutsu kaisen #jjk x reader #jjk / college au #geto suguru x chubby reader #suguru geto x reader #tw: domestic themes & suggestive content #jjk x chubby!reader #geto drabble #geto suguru x you #suguru geto x you #btw i just want everyone who has been sending me requests; i’ve seen them and they’re in my drafts!!! #i love getting asks i’m just very busy and suffering w writers block rn. i promise they’ll be posted at some point!!

[st4rfckerz]

i'm ripping my hair out i wanna lick him.

#st4rfckerz #i want his children #i'd be a great little housewife #hayden christensen

[seraphdreams]

looking lovingly at his food :(((

#not saying i want to be his housewife (but i do) #wanna make his favorite foods n watch him eat🥺 #such a cutiepie #🎀.toji ! #seraph.replies!

[reallyquitesoft]

okay this is not a prediction just a wish a hope a dream but... I really want Tula to kill Bennet. I feel like Brennan keeps trying to emphasize that Tula clocking him as dtf isn't about her being interested but her trying to figure out how to use him. And everyone keeps glossing over it and I understand why but I'm actually so interested in that aspect of Tula? She's calculating, she's smart, she's the kind of person to focus on the goal above everything else. And for her, the goal is her children. And if she can use Bennet to secure safety for them, she will. I just also think that if she clocks him as a threat to her kids, no matter how much kindness she has shown him, no matter how much he trusts her, she will not hesitate to kill him. Just like she didn't hesitate to go for the heart of the bear.

#dimension 20 #burrow's end #tula #listen listen listen to me are you listening #tula is clocking weaknesses. thats all she was doing the last episode. the fact that she sees his ijterest as a weakness speaks volumes #i want the betrayal i want the devotion #i am so much more interested in tula the mother than in tula the housewife #sorry but its true #mine

[poisoned-pearls]

azul who is utterly obsessed with getting Jamil jewelry. Pearls sea glass diamonds aquamarine rubies- if it’s blue, ocean related, pretty, expensive, gold, red, and/or compliments Jamil’s complexion, he’s getting it for him. Azul knows how to budget but he is RECKLESS with spending for his boyfriend bc like, what do you mean that his BOYFRIEND. His darling. Angelfish. He gets whatever he wants

this leads people to believe that Azul has Jamil wrapped around his finger, bc “well he dresses up Jamil however he likes” but they are dead wrong. Azul is willinginhly completely under Jamil’s control and he loves it. He wants to help Jamil and is completely willing to be his little service boy if it means he gets to see Jamil’s greatness.

#Azul single-handedly buys out all of the local jewelry stores #Jamil mentions once (1) that his ears were pierced but he wasn’t ‘supposed’ to buy fancy things bc he was a servant and Azul is immediately #Going on a shopping spree. Sending the twins out to pick things up #Jamil is getting twenty different designer brands suprise dropped at his door #And it’s all just. Fancier versions of shit he owns #“Azul i don’t need a 400 dollar hoodie” #“Ah. Counterpoint- I want you to have it.” #Azujami #jamiazu #Twst #ashenviper #my delusional ramblings (<- Azul spoiling Jamil bc he now has the means to) #Listen I need Jamil to give off like. Rich ass housewife vibe but really he’s just a feral husband #Jamil ‘works’ in the future but all of the shit he has is way to fancy for his jobs #Hella expensive luggage and cars and it’s just Azul’s doing #And everyone thinks he’s like. A trophy husband. #But no. He’s not even asking for Azul just will not take no for an answer for that kinda stuff. #Like “what do you mean you don’t want the latest magical car model you deserve it angelfish-“

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Sebastian: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE! Sebastian: DAZAI-SAN IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW! Sebastian: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp incorrect quotes #ikevamp sebastian #ikevamp dazai #i had a moment of divine intervention #and now i can't unsee it #i cant get over the fact that sebastian really said his life dream was to be a feral housewife in a mansion full of historical figures #I WANT THOSE PILLOWS LOOKING LIKE MICROWAVABLE POPCORN BAGS THREE MINUTES DEEP #literally i can take no comedic credit for this gayle is just iconic and sebastian is channeling their energy at any given moment #i dont care if we have to throw e v e r y t h i n g out. i want this place looking like a new mediterranean fusion restaurant by noon. AAAA #ISAAC PUT SEA SHELLS ON THE DOOR KNOBS #THIS IS A DISH TOWEL. WE NEED A HAND TOWEL. WHAT ARE WE BARBARIANS!!?!?! #WE LIVE OUTSIDE. WE EAT MUD AND STICKS. #i love how the poor puppy in the background is just watching them like ?????? King in the living room like 'bruh' while sebas has a meltdow #*looking at vlad's flowers that were sent as a gift* MC CAN WE GET THE LESBIAN PLANT OUT OF HERE #i dont care how many years pass its always funny #i feel like the comparison is really made by gayle's intermittent screeching throughout too #honorable mention: this is also theo when anything happens to vincent #I DON'T CARE IF ARTHUR'S BLEEDING OUT VINCENT'S PAPER CUT COULD GET INFECTED #SOUNDS LIKE A HIM PROBLEM NOW GET THE FIRST AID KIT HONDJE #WHAT? GAUZE? WHAT IS THIS 1632? YOU COULDN'T FIND A BAND-AID? STOP CRYING IM NOT DONE-- #source: “company is coming” / Chris Fleming

[merakiui]

If you thought bodyguard!Floyd would be insufferable with ido!darling, imagine gravure model!darling then absbdbjfjfj

Omg gravure model darling with stalker fan Jade…… gross, slimy, creepy Jade with his gross, slimy, creepy views!!!! >_< he closely follows the magazine in which you’re often featured, buying two copies of each new issue (one to frame as a precious collectible) and the other meant to sustain…damages (i.e. cum stains, sweat, drool, other bodily fluids). He’s found your social media and he also follows that, going through your posts and printing out each tasteful image to string up on his walls.

He’s even bought a few of the swimsuits and lingerie you’ve modeled, and when he fucks into his hand or the onahole (which he pretends is you) he imagines peeling those skimpy outfits from off of your pretty body with skilled fingers. You would look so lovely beneath him, skin hot with desire and arousal, chest heaving with hitched breaths and moans, hands curled into the bedsheets, when he traces his fingertips up your thighs, prying them apart to get a proper look at your pussy. Thoughts of you burying your hands in teal locks to hold him there while he eats you out always send him tipping over the edge. It’s a terrible shame it’s only a fantasy. Oh, the things he’d do if you were really here with him…

Lately, ever since he’s started cyber-stalking and obsessing over you, Jade’s wanted to get into photography. He buys the best camera, but then he also gets a vintage one just for the sake of aesthetics. It would be nice to develop these photos the old way: in a dark room where he must be precise and careful with handling every fragile photograph. Jade photographs a lot of nature, often things he comes across on his walks and hikes. Mushrooms. Trees. Leaves. Flowers. Unique stones or moss growing contrary. He photographs insects: a line of ants leading to an anthill, butterflies swarming blossoms, a caterpillar coming free from its cocoon. He likes the familiar weight of a camera in his hands. He likes being the one behind the lens, peering through at what’s seen with the camera, as if the world that lies beyond it is merely a portrait someone’s painted.

He wants to learn where you live, the places you frequent, what building the company you’re signed to works out of so that he may hopefully have a chance to capture candid photographs of you—things that no one but him will ever see. Intimate sides he will preserve within a picture.

Jade photographs potential locations deep within the forest. He captures the stages of death in permanence: the horrified countenance of your lover when they realize he’s holding a knife in his hand, the aftermath of a brutal slaughter, the perfectly, methodically dismembered corpse with all of its parts packaged in plastic and aligned in a grave dug deep, the mound of soil that soon covers the evidence, and the beautifully rare flowers or tree saplings he plants directly above the body.

Jade develops these photos in the makeshift dark room in his apartment. They’re well-done, but that’s how all of his work is. Eerily flawless. Recently, he learned where you live. It took some digging and lots of patience, but he’s good at uncovering forbidden things. When the time comes to take you, he’ll have to bring his camera along. He’d love to see what expressions he can photograph when he catches you by surprise. And he anticipates every photo will be far better than any of the previous ones he’s taken. After all, they’ll contain you and the raw, beautiful emotions you’ll show him. That’s something he’ll never be able to find in the average magazine.

#twisted chit chat #yandere twst #depraved jade is such a good flavor of jade #average uni student jade who falls obsessively for gravure model darling #and he wears glasses because it’s cute but also because moray eyesight is horrible #and he lost his contact lenses long ago and can’t be bothered to get new ones!!!! #i feel like there are two sides of jade #the side that wants to love you forever and knock you up and keep you as his cute housewife #and the side that wants to see you within an inch of your life covered in blood or expression contorting in pain #or ankles and calves bruised and twisted and shattered from the wooden bat he took to your legs so you couldn’t escape #aaaa yes it wouldn’t be an obsession from jade leech if there wasn’t a hint of very brutal violence

[anikiain]

If Ejojo has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Ejojo has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Ejojo has only one fan then that is me. If Ejojo has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Ejojo, then I am against the world.

#art #ejojo #boboiboy #boboiboy fanart #I lvoe this man #I love him so much I need the people to see my viison of him #Yes my babygirl killed Probe but thats just how it is for him hes too swag for it yk #He can do whatever he wants <3 #Anyway hes a dog in my eyes #I miss him sm #My husband whom have not appeared or barely mentioned #I feel like a 1950s housewife waiting for her husband whos been sent over to fight war #except hes dead and I am now waiting for a letter from the military regarding his death and his tag and uniform #Unless Monsta brings him back #maybe. #I say as I have been delusional about this for 7 years

[ultrabananapudding]

[HoA Ramble] - How to "correctly" Genderbend Jason Kolchek ?

A thought popped into my mind regarding what would make the most sense for Genderbend!Jason to act like and now I'm unable to decide which character arc I like better.

In the game, Jason starts off acting like the most stereotypical American dude on planet earth. Exhibit A: He doesn't like getting emotionally vulnerable.

With that in mind, wouldn't it make more sense for Genderbend!Jason to retain the stereotypical image of an American, but only this time with female values on the forefront, so they could start growing from such a narrow mindset ?

When I do Genderbend Jason, I always go for the "Tomboy" route as that would have her retain Jason's canon brash personality and we get the same banter as we would do between the different characters in game, regardless of gender.

This is more of a ramble and maybe this kind of differentiation only makes sense to me, but now I'm wondering whether it is better to keep the character arc the same while Genderbending a character, or if it makes more sense to just keep them with the exact same personality traits they have from the game because ultimately they are the same character.

#I know the term Genderbend is quite outdated by this point #This is just me throwing out a thought of whether it is more important to keep the character arc or the personality when Genderbending #Also I wanna explore the idea of a traditional housewife Jason convincing themselves that the nuclear family lifestyle is the way to go #And boom here comes Salima to offer a new perspective in life which allows Jason to closer examine what they want in life #This is very specific to what I like lmao #I have a soft spot for fics where Salim helps Jason along during his self discovery #Ok enough rambling from meeee #hoa #house of ashes #jalim #jason kolchek #genderbend #headcanon #captains log

[jangmi-latte]

rook ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

#i miss him so fucking much i have been deprived since chapter 7 came out 😭😭😭😭 #HIS LAST REVEAL WAS GLOMAS. GLORIOUS FUCKING MASQUERADE #HOW DO YOU THINK I'M STILL BREATHING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #i WANT HIM BACK THEN I REMEMBER DECEMBER'S RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER #I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE WITH 40 PULLS #my love please 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 i beg #i miss you sm my hunter please come home 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 #i feel like a housewife whose husband went to another country to work i can not live like this #i feel so LONELY i want him back you have no idea #i stare at his cards and i BLACK out #life is dull no rook #i try to make content of other characters but my brain just goes “how about rook content” DARLING THERE'S BEEN NONE #i just wanna hug and smell him all day ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ the nuis need a bath #rook rook rook (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) oh rook my love #i wanna CRY where are you my love my monsieur (⁠ ⁠ꈨຶ⁠ ⁠˙̫̮⁠ ⁠ꈨຶ⁠ ⁠) #i miss your voice cracks and silly little hair swish (⁠´⁠°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥⁠ω⁠°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥⁠｀⁠)

[crimsonkenjii-writes]

I wanna take care of Nanami Kento so much. Cook him breakfast, lunch and dinner; start a nice warm soothing bath for him; massage his back, arms and legs; blow dry his hair for him; do his skin care for him; help him get dressed; try my best to tie his tie but I don’t know how so he ends up laughing and doing it himself; smooch him and tell him how good of a job he’s doing. How much I appreciate him and everything he does, not only for me but for everyone else. He’s so so selfless. He cares so so much for everyone else around him. He deserves to be pampered and held for all his hard work. And I want to be the one to do that. He’ll resist, he’ll try to say he wants to do it so that I’m not doing so much for him. But you cannot fight me on this Kento!!! I will pamper you!!!

#he’s a huge fan of being the small spoon #he secretly wants to be taken care of it I just know it #I’ll help him shave too but I get nervous which makes him nervous so then he ends up doing it himself lmfao #I knicked him once and felt so bad #he ended up needing to comfort me ppffft #I’ll do all the grocery shopping too #do all the chores I can manage #make sure he comes to a nice clean home and fresh laundry #he doesn’t need to worry about anything like that #his wife has got it covered #I’m so down bad for him #wanna be his housewife #crimsonkenjii rambles

[catcze]

The wildest thing I can tell u today is that I came to the realization that prior to Wrio, parent AUs and the whole ‘getting married having kids’ kind of thing was not rlly my flavor. But now? My god I would honestly give this guy a beautiful wedding and a whole battalion of kids if it made him happy.

#「 🐈‍⬛ 」 strawberry.milk #no joke. I;;; was not rlly one for the concept of getting married. both irl and in my fics lmao #hence why it was never rlly a popular theme in the old stuff I wrote ?? #but GODDAMN I wanna marry Wrio so bad and see him hold up a kid and smile like what the fuck #this guy has thrown me into my domestic house wife era WHAT THE FUCKKKK #there’s just SOMETHING about this guy that activates my mom / housewife instincts I cannot explain it to you for the life of me #head in hands I want his ring on my finger right this fucking second

[coquette-cowgirl]

need him so bad im literally going insane about this man

#want him to be my little trad housewife #take him to get his hair done and take him shopping for whatever he wants #wanna put pretty little bows in his hair #princess treatment only for sammy #he’s so babygirl #spn #sam girl #why am i low key also a dean girl tho