Being pulled down the rabbit-hole
"I'd thought it'd be over that night. Seeing him in cuffs. I thought I was safe, that our friends would be safe. But now? ...I think we're getting pulled into something much deeper"
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bruh just got woken up by the cops because they've fucking helicopter-d over & seen weed at our neighbour's so they're raiding the place. don't they have better things to do than raid a disabled man's stash
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Does anyone know what you’re supposed to do if your tattoo bandage is leaking
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No F this I am done
Some people don’t deserve to be parents
I am on yet another day and half shift and this 12 day old baby just came in with her bilirubin sky high and her weight super low (she’s still at birth weight and had lost weight since her fifth day of life) because THE FREAKING SHITS THAT CALL THEMSELVES HER PARENTS had been only breastfeeding her for 10 minutes every 3 hours and topping up with 20ml of formula BY CUP AND NOT BY BOTTLE and she’s so severely dehydrated she’s PEEING ONLY ONCE EVERY TWELVE HOURS
AND GUESS WHAT THE TOILET STAIN OF A FATHER SAID WHEN I WAS LIKE WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK A 12 DAY OLD BABY CAN DO WITH A CUP OF MILK
He was like Huh? I thought it was ok. The baby didn’t like drinking milk it’s not my fault
THIS IS THEIR SECOND CHILD HOW IS THE FIRST EVEN FREAKING ALIVE
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I had a dream that that quackity sapnap and karl jacobs were in a supergiant empty mall that had dragons and karl jacobs fell down a "vintage escalator" and died
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not 2 be a teenager but my parents are actually so embarrassing. they write their emails in font size Huge, my dad writes his in times new roman ?? they don't check their spelling or grammar and they write like
good evening
i would like a speak with you
when is a good time tomorrow to call
pleaseeeee just write one paragraph u both work in email intensive jobs i know u know how. and then my mom signs everything "respectfully,". which is just. awkward. she's my college guidance counselor not a rabbi. yikes
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