Category Is....Taking Off Realness
"I AM SERVING YOU PUNK FUNERAL REALNESS ON THE RUNWAY! I FEEL DAZZLING AND ON CHIC! I FEEL LIKE I PERSONALLY KILLED SCOTT PILGRIM AND DESTORYED IS TWINK BODY! shade sound effect MY FEATHERS ARE MADE OUT OF MICHELLE VISAGE'S ARMPIT HAIR cartoony shock sound effect AND MY GLASSES ARE SHOWCASING MY GL-ASS sound effect for puns ES! I AM FREE! I AM MOMMY! I AM, ENVIOUS, OF MY OWN BEAUTY AND GRACE! it's a talent, really!"
- Envy Adams if she was on Drag Race
(original gifs by @mercurymascara)
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posting this without comment
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Not to be explicit but Din Djarin sexy
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i fear that you thought i was feeling you song done grew on me chileeeee
YOU THOUGHT I WAS FEELING YOU????
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If I knew that you were going to do this again, I would’ve set the looping message earlier.
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Matthew Mercer you motherFUCKER
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I JUST WANT TO TELL THE LOVE OF MY LIFE @greta-van-yeet CONGRATULATIONS. IM SO 0ROUD OF YOU AND I LOVE YOU.
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Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:
Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.
(You can hear it here)
In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
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whag if i want to (macquarie harbour july 23)
eta the maugean skate is extremely endangered and facing immediate extinction and the government is the damn fucking liberals and they will not do anything about it. idk what any random people from across the world can do about it but im screaming crying sobbing begging for help
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I’m actually LOVING how Rick Riordan, and the other writers of the show, took his initial concept of a Percabeth rivalry fueled by that of their parents and kind of turned it on its head?
Now, instead of Annabeth being wary of Percy because he’s a son of Poseidon, he’s wary of her because she made a callous impression on him. They get off to a rocky start even before finding out who Percy’s father is, and when they finally do, Annabeth doesn’t care. Instead of them fighting because of who their parents are, they’re fighting over their own opposed worldviews.
Then, instead of them arguing over which of the gods is cooler and who was right in the story of Medusa, they realize that, just like Medusa, Annabeth is a victim of her mother and that, unlike Medusa, she is a far kinder and stronger person, unwilling to repeat the cycle of hurt. They realize that, like his father, Percy often acts without considering potential consequences and that, unlike his father, he is a far kinder and stronger person, willing to step up for someone he wronged and whom he cares about.
Instead of Percy and Annabeth’s rivalry being focused on that of their parents, it’s focused on who they are, themselves. But the path to friendship is still the same: a realization that they have each other’s backs, no matter what, because they’re not their parents after all.
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i love her
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tshirt that says NO LIVE ORGANISM CAN CONTINUE FOR LONG TO EXIST SANELY UNDER CONDITIONS OF ABSOLUTE REALITY
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People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys
San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST
They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-
Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU
Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do
And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST
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For some reason you were marked as anti-trans on the Shinigami eyes extension and I cannot fucking fathom why
How many times do I gotta say I am pro trans til shinigami, whoever the fuck that is, gets the memo?? Y'all can Trans it up in here all you want, just take off your fucking shoes first.
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