#I can't be the only cook

[spooder-goober]

All this talk about whether or not Seekers have heats...

You fools.

It's been a pun this entire time! SEEKER HEATS??? MORE LIKE HEAT SEEKERS AMIRITE

PLEASE JUST LET THEM BE UNCONTROLLABLY HORNY

#ao3 #fanfiction #transformers #transformers seekers #seekers #heats #abo dynamics??? #kinda. #I'm mostly talking about #tfp starscream #but only because he's just a little guy #I love him more than I love myself #honestly #why can't more people write about #ratchscream #I need more food :( #I'm waiting for more food on ao3 #I can't be the only cook

[mayhemspreadingguy]

"If you stare into the abyss,

the abyss stares back at you."

#yes it's happening I'm officially falling #magnusbae dutifully keeps feeding me star wars content. entertaining my brainworms. fuelling the obsession. #i passed the point of no return a long time ago and I can't really complain XD #hehe also me sneakily posting this while magnusbae already sleeps (magnusbae if you found this - good morning! <333) #also also I have no idea what was I cooking here but I was cooking alright #that's the Wednesday painting during psychology lessons behaviour - no clue where I'm going with the painting. only vibing #ok so #mayhem art #anakin skywalker #star wars anakin #star wars #sw #anakin art #anakin fanart #anakin skywalker art #anakin skywalker fanart

[shblackwoodart]

little 5 min qsmp designs just for fun don't have energy for anything else rn

#my art #qsmp #cellbit #fitmc #foolish gamers #antoine daniel #aypierre #tubbo #baghera jones #im cooking something big okay just can't talk about it yet #i hope it will actually happen but i don't know when #only sketches for now

[pitchblackespresso]

Cooking Lessons

For @zelinktines24 Day 8 - Bonding

#i technically had the idea for this before the prompts list was released #but it fit too well with “bonding” to pass up on #anyway i imagine zelda isn't *bad* at cooking per se but rather doesn't care for it #link probs tried to teach her more recipes but this is the only one that stuck #which is fine because link does all the cooking anyway (and you can't change my mind) #zelda #totk #zelink #zelinktines24 #zelda comic #link #my art #my comic

[svtskneecaps]

i'm still stuck on the purgatories so here's a list of purgatory 2 moments simply off the top of my head that deserve to be remembered:

aimsey ducking all of axolotl team alone in a cave with literally half a heart

goose gang fucking descending on the raccoon base and absolutely wrecking shop

ethan crankgameplays clutching up for team panda during the capture the flag game by being the only one hanging out in the center and periodically checking the chests, earning them a shitton of flags and clutching multiple rounds

crow team's egg taking 0 damage

pac doxxing goose gang's egg in the last second

shelby shubble as the last member of her team online writing a letter to aimsey and sharing the world's most devastating ten minutes before her team was eliminated with one of the eye creatures (coco? i forgot lol)

badboyhalo absolutely fucking DEMOLISHING the battleship event on like 2 hours of sleep and a dream

wuant(?) stealing a tv from the battleship event and then playing portuguese ice age on it for the crows lmfao

tubbo djing for his team while waiting for the time for a goose gambit

theguill CRASHING THROUGH THE FUCKING CEILING of the raccoon team's hidey hole like the fucking kool aid man in a last effort to save his team and 4v1 or 5v1 ing team raccoon; he lost but that was such an epic fucking moment

theguill and etoiles pvping and each hyping the other's skills the entire time

seapeekay escaping cellbit and baghera and then stealing their boats and rocketing past to tease them about it; that shit was iconic

kenny going mad with power collecting sand on literally day 1

the english speaking squirrels taking actual physical notes on portuguese phrases (i think)

lgbtiba

i may add more this is an off the top of my head list but like got DAMN i like these events :D i like them a lot

#qsmp #qsmp purgatory 2 #qpurgatory 2 #there hope those filter for u fuckers #(/affectionate) #shut up vic #block game brainrot #if you can't tell my povs went something like this: #crab -> raccoon -> panda -> capybara -> goose -> crow #so i didn't watch all of them lmfao #i only spent a few hours with raccoon and crab; panda i caught all of #capybara and goose i mostly watched on their elimination day #crow i hopped into on the final day as well tho i'd been keeping some tabs on them previously #just not concentrated watching #i like purgatories :D #to be clear though i hope they don't run purg 3 until like november 2024 at the absolute EARLIEST #the staff is NOT at the point they can handle it yet lol not for a while #the fact that one of the ex devs said they were already talking about purg 3 was crazy #like i'm patient i'm not nuts let's cook this one #this is neglecting to mention the post-server close calls which are my favorite part of the event no contest #oh yeah and i also have issues w how some of the special events work #those need some tweaking it's not perfect by any stretch of the imagination #but i enjoy it :) it has good moments

[notsosecretlyalesbian]

A.J. Cook as Jennifer “JJ” Jareau in Criminal Minds | 09×04: To Bear Witness

#aj cook #jennifer jj jareau #jennifer jareau #criminal minds #criminalmindsgif #criminalmindsedit #criminalmindssource #cmedit #cmedits #criminalmindsverse #criminalmindsedits #my gifs #notsosecretlyalesbian #i'm glad she has a permit to carry those guns 😎 #i was only going to gif Alex this episode BUT OH BOY BOY LOOK AT HER #THOSE ARMS #i can't #also for some reason these don't look that sharp so we're going with 2 gifs per row even if i hate it

[wishfulsketching]

If nobody else is going to be horny about Owen here, then I have to do it!

#my art #sketchy sketch #my time at sandrock #mtas owen #and I mean this picture had to be done #he can't be a cook and not have a apron only pic of him #am I right or am I right #a quick doodle I did while struggling with color theory (again)

[beanghostprincess]

Usopp wants to make a cake for Sanji's birthday so he begs him to stay away from the kitchen for a while. Go read with Robin. Hang out with Luffy. Play with Chopper. Sunbathe with Nami. Whatever. As long as he doesn't come into the kitchen.

To say he's afraid would be an understatement. He has seen Usopp cooking and he isn't bad. Just... Average person skills. He can boil water, unlike some others (cof cof mosshead and Luffy cof cof) but baking a cake is entirely different. Sanji is scared for his boyfriend's safety and his kitchen. Mostly his kitchen.

He just waits next to the door until it's done, unable to even rest because the thought of what could be happening inside scares the shit out of him. He really, really wants to take a look inside but he's being respectful of his boyfriend's wishes. But God, if he messes up...

But he??? He doesn't???

The cake turns out extremely good. Borderline surprising. Astonishing. Sanji can't even speak. Okay, maybe it isn't perfect and maybe Sanji would've changed some stuff but- But it's perfect for him and it's well-made and it isn't average because it's obvious it's made with so, so much love and care.

"Where- Where the hell did you learn to do this?" Sanji needs to ask this because there is no way Usopp managed to make this without any prior experience. "I didn't teach you this." And the thought of another cook teaching Usopp how to bake a cake makes him shiver with jealousy.

Usopp smiles proudly, pointing a finger to his chest. "Well, did I ever tell you I used to be the most fam-" Sanji raises an eyebrow at him, knowing it's obviously a lie, and Usopp sighs, lowering his shoulders. He laughs at his own behavior. "Sorry, but I did bake a lot of cakes when I was a kid. My mom couldn't get out of bed, but she wanted to celebrate anyway and we didn't have much money to buy one, so... I made my own. Also made Kaya's when she was sick." But he doesn't look sad about it... Just nostalgic.

Sanji kisses him. Out of nowhere and tasting his sugary lips he used to taste the cake. When they move away, Usopp blushing uncontrollably, Sanji hums. "Is it- is it good? Do you like it?" The sniper asks, a bit too nervously keeping in mind his prior confidence.

"The kiss or the cake?" Sanji smirks.

"The cake, obviously."

"Perfect." He kisses him again. "You, the cake, your kisses. Always sweet and perfect."

And Sanji thinks he will let Usopp bake his next birthday cake. And the next. And the next. If it means he will be able to taste it on his lips every time.

#happy birthday sanji my pookie #since i won't make a birthday fic bc i am extremely busy here you have little short stuff i couldn't turn into a fic so it's just a post #i am going to be extremely annoying today :) #i think usopp would be really good at making sweets tbh have you seen his hands #the only reason why sanji can't come into the kitchen is that he'd die seeing usopp cooking i think he'd faint #one piece #black leg sanji #usopp #sanuso

[bumblingbabooshka]

Headcanon that Seven of Nine and Naomi actually find Neelix’s cooking to be fine because it’s the only food they’ve ever eaten/their first introduction to food and when they get to Earth everyone’s so excited to show them Alpha quadrant foods but neither of them likes anything they’re offered very much. Seven doesn’t really care either way except that she has to get used to a whole new palette and Naomi likes the obvious (Ex: candy, cake) but frequently complains that nothing tastes ‘right’. Naomi: -pushing away a slice of pizza- I don’t like it... Tom: You’re kidding me. You don’t like pizza? Naomi: It doesn’t taste right! Make it how Neelix used to. Tom: You want me to put gerhalorian beets and yuk mushrooms in the sauce so it congeals into a lumpy, slightly sour mess? Is that what you want, Naomi? Naomi: Yeah :(  I want Naomi and Icheb to work tirelessly together on a side project for years until finally doing it - being able to communicate clearly with those in the Delta quadrant! Icheb uses it to speak to the other borg children (now adults) and Naomi immediately uses it to call Neelix and ask him to find the nearest time portal and toss a big box of leola root into it. She’s been craving it for years! No one told her the Alpha quadrant didn’t have leola root, she wouldn’t have gone otherwise!

#Naomi's suffering through the worst case of 'food you had ALL the time as a kid but can't get as an adult' #Her next goal is constructing some way for ships to pass through the quadrants quickly and safely so Neelix can come visit her and also #Voyager's crew can stop getting themselves hopelessly lost and presumed dead out there #Naomi's favorite joke is that if she knew the alpha quadrant had/didn't have X she wouldn't have come! Her mom doesn't love it v_v #st voyager #Naomi Wildman #Seven of Nine #Neelix #I also think every member of the crew has a certain food they really loved but can never eat again v_v either bc alpha quad doesn't have the #ingredients or the replication abilities or bc it was something that was given as a gift by a delta quad alien or Neelix was only able to #make it once etc #I believe Neelix's cooking is a mixed bag. Some of his dishes are earnestly not good and some of them are for a palette that #the crew doesn't have...but after seven years you develop a palette. Like they still PREFER alpha quadrant food but every so often they're #like DAMN...do you remember when Neelix made-? and it's always a happy conversation #OH and also he has limited ingredients bc of Voyager's situation and doesn't know what the human foods they ask for are or what they should #taste like so it's trial and error babey!!!

[i-eat-deodorant]

it's shedding season

#and narinder is full of fleas #earlier this morning i discovered a clump of cat hair in my food #not just a single strand. an entire damn clump #i tolerate hair garnish but i had to throw that entire bite away #btw narinder only passed the food. he can't cook for shit #drawing narinder like the scraggly street dog he is #cult of the lamb #cult of the lamb fanart #cotl lamb #narinder #my shit #and yes the bone tail is intentional. i think it's funny.

[juneviews]

progress of gmmtv 2023 series

aired:

midnight museum

a boss and a babe

double savage

umg

our skyy 2

loneliness society

enigma

home school

be my favorite

the jungle

hidden agenda

only friends

dangerous romance

wednesday club

faceless love

last twilight

cooking crush

find yourself

cherry magic

currently airing:

beauty newbie

23.5

finished filming & airing in 2024:

the interest

phro thoe khue rak raek

updated: 15/03/2024

#gmmtv 2023 #midnight museum #a boss and a babe #umg #double savage #our skyy 2 #the jungle #loneliness society #only friends #23.5 #dangerous romance #cooking crush #find yourself #enigma #hidden agenda #phro thoe khue rak raek #last twilight #faceless love #cherry magic #beauty newbie #wednesday club #be my favorite #home school #also I do not follow certain entire casts so I might have missed some shows starting productions #if you know other info please tell me I'll edit this post #be my favorite will air after abaab for sure #loneliness society & the jungle will likely air after our skyy & double savage but idk which one after which #in any case I can't wait for the jungle #and I'm praying every day for cooking crush to start production soon 🥺

[nvmbrains]

but when Alicent dies saying she wants to see her children and... rhaenyra. I would like to read it to her again. She used to say I have a lovely voice. just collective su!c!d3 of the lgbt nation?

#olivia cooke will eat this #I don't want to but I can't wait for Alicent after Rhaenyra's death #We love seeing a woman being tormented after the death of the only love she knew in life #shauna shipman you will have company!!! #rhaenicent #alicent hightower #rhaenyra targaryen #hotd #rhaenyra x alicent

[zehecatl]

DunMeshi perfectly nails the found family trope, by the way. every character is equal, but distinctively different and makes up a part of the whole. Senshi feeds the party, because that's what he's good at, and what he knows. Chilchuck might scold everyone for being idiotic and stupid, but that's not because he's their dad, it's because that's his personality. there's no hierarchy or structure, no roles for the characters to fall into

it's a family by choice, and i fucking love to see it

#dungeon meshi #like! the fact that they're all friends is IMPORTANT!!!!! #i love how senshi teaches the others to cook... or how marcille shares her love for haircare with senshi #like. they're so good... found family in the dungeon. who will they eat #also it's kind of related but not really but like #marcille putting the 'burden' on if falin should be resurrected on laois.. because that's HIS sister... like idk! that's Vital!!! #i'm so excited to see more of them. they're only just getting to the found family stage and i cannot WAIT to see them fall further into it #like chilchuck realising he DOES care about these fuckers and being vulnerable to laois to convince him to go back to town #instead of lying to his ass and keeping his position as 'only here for the money' #oooh they will be forever changed and intertwined by this dungeon can't wait to see it

[crookedkingdomruinedme]

Porsche: Is something burning?

Kinn, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my love for you.

Porsche: Kinn, the toaster is on fire.

#idc what anyone else says #I'll die on the hill that kinn can't cook t save his life #kim can (he literally lives alone and I doubt he's a fan of maids or smth when his father is there) #anyways kim can and he makes amazing dishes and kinn is extremely jealous #not that he'll ever admit it #but yeah #the suffering one in the end is porsche #while porchay gets delicious food to eat #porsche's calling fire fighters for the third time this week and it's only tuesday Kinn- #kinnporsche #kinnporsche incorrect quotes #kimchay #kim kimhan theerapanyakul #kinnporsche funny #kim #kim kimhan #porchay #porchay pichaya kittisawat #kinnporche the series #kinn anakinn theerapanyakul #kinn anakinn #porsche pitchaya #porsche

[icyheart-and-friends]

For anyone that needs the reminder: You are so valid if you can't cook.

Whether it's lack of ability or knowledge, not having the strength or not being able to reach, not having the energy to or just not even having the equipment to, or anything else, you are so valid.

#diye speaks #Am mainly making this for myself as am struggling with accepting that I can't cook on the stove and struggle to cook with the oven while in #my wheelchair. But I also thought others would also need/appreciate this #anyway if anyone knows any easy recipes that doesn't require stove or oven cooking (including meats or veggies that are needed to be cooked #using said stove or oven) please lmk!! #microwave rice. cheese. and seasoning salt can only go so far JHDFJKGHSDJFGHSDJK /lighthearted

[lost-my-sanity1]

queer folks we're winning. the second half of 2023 is gonna be SO GAY

#young royals #heartstopper #red white and royal blue #only friends #hidden agenda #dangerous romance #cooking crush #23.5 #cherry magic gmmtv #and....idk I'm missing so much more #I can't even remember half