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TO ADD ON TO THIS!

My boy is colorblind. Can't have all those cones and rods, now can he?

You know what, I hc Saxon Hale to have night vision. How tf did he know where Scout was in the dark?

Simple.

The Dark is too cowardly to affect the Saxton Hale.

#saxton hale #tf2 saxton hale #tf2 headcanons #colorblind much? #cone production is at an all time high #but rods are losing their hold in the eyeconomy

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Hey! Friendly reminder:

Spiders are not out to get you.

They are out to survive. If you are in their way, say, poking at them and bugging them, you are--to them--putting their survival in jeopardy.

How would you feel if a giant started taking down your home/hammock with a very large tree because they didn't like the look of it or were scared of you and wanted you gone? I'd be scared of the giant too!

Fear is mutual between spiders and humans.

Be decent to the natural pest control. If you want to relocate them, do it kindly.

Please don't squish our friendly eight legged friends.

#spider appreciation post #spiders #I'm not putting a tw because come on #this is a 'love your critters' post #I don't care for your fears #you don't care for a spider's fears #it's mutual #that being said #love yall

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Daily reminder that you're allowed to read/write fucked up stuff and not need a reason for it

You don't need to be traumatized to like non-con fics or incest

Stories are stories and I'm happy you know what you like. You're not a bad person for liking them

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What in the tiddly wink dick is this

let’s get bread

#i have many questions #all of which I don't think I want answers to

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Can't forget the man-meat.

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

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Bruiseshipping wetting, pee play/kink

[slightly nsfw]

(Sneak peek under the cut)

Full drawing here

You cannot tell me that Jay wasn't a little pee baby and enjoyed it. I have a minute long video of all the times he mentioned wetting himself. 🗣

#oh god not the weewiz

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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

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YOOOOOO THIS IS SO NEAT keep doing shit like this the world nEEDS IT

This animation without the filter because it fucked with the framerate for some reason (this isn't the intended look otherwise, but bleh)

#godzilla #blender #3d animation #3d model #give em some lovin' #they need it

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@official-penis-posts whoops

oops gang my fault, i’ll fill the hole 😔

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As of now, Florida and Kansas have passed bills that align with KOSA.

So many people have held back on speaking out against KOSA or signing petitions because "it probably won't pass." But we have proof that it very well can and will.

So what can we do right now?

The same thing we've been doing: bring awareness and protest.

Here are a few websites you can visit to sign petitions:

https://www.badinternetbills.com/

https://www.stopkosa.com/

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2024/02/dont-fall-latest-changes-dangerous-kids-online-safety-act

You can also call your state reps. This post explains how you can do that.

Good luck, everyone! Don't give up yet.

#fuck kosa #stop kosa #kosa bill #kids online safety act #kids online safety bill #stop internet censorship #bad internet bills #kosa #important #fanfic #look at Ron and his smug fucking face #I want to feel his nose crack under my fingers

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MORE! ADS! LIKE! THIS!

in recognition of World Down Syndrome Day on March 21

#please watch!! #down syndrome

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MISSFIRE???? GOD I love that shipname give me more

This is a massive rare pair to the point I named it but could I please request the cesium ship? (ms pauling/pyro :)) I personally think they both have massive amounts of nb lesbian swag but if you dont want to dw :) it's a little rare pair I'm way to obsessed with dhbdbssbdnsjs

this request put me through the quickest pipeline of “I’m neutral about this ship” to “oh my god. They’re in love” possible. I think it gave me whiplash. Get you a strange offputting butch who will hack up corpses and get matching hatchets with you.

#missfire #!?!?!???!?!

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Sorry for the long post :)

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#name it seymore #please #I will cry if you don't #🫶

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Hello, I saw your article entitled "WHY DEFEND FREEDOM OF ICKY SPEECH?" And I'd like to ask... Are you normalizing lolicon now? It's not just a made-up story where there's inappropriate content with children, where it's portrayed as something terrible. It's portrayed as something normal and sexy😦

This article?

As I point out in the article, I'd not actually read any lolicon, and 16 years later, I still haven't. As I say in it:

Still, you seem to want lolicon banned, and people prosecuted for owning it, and I don't. You ask, What makes it worth defending? and the only answer I can give is this: Freedom to write, freedom to read, freedom to own material that you believe is worth defending means you're going to have to stand up for stuff you don't believe is worth defending, even stuff you find actively distasteful, because laws are big blunt instruments that do not differentiate between what you like and what you don't, because prosecutors are humans and bear grudges and fight for re-election, because one person's obscenity is another person's art.

Because if you don't stand up for the stuff you don't like, when they come for the stuff you do like, you've already lost.

#NEIL GAIMAN SAYING WHAT NEEDS TO BE SAID #LOOK AT HIM GO #proship #ship and let ship #like one person said #banning what you don't like will get what you do like banned as well

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haaaaaaaa

so i unfortunately discovered something about medic

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tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly