#I am the baby

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

The horrors (horrors = trying to self soothe in an uncomfortable, not private environment)

#If you hear me going sh-sh-sh-sh-sh like tryin to calm a baby #I am the baby #Will do more if im comfy but i do not feel comfy there #dw im fine now

[kanene-yaaay-o-retorno]

Simply not in the mood for today

#*muffled scream* #Plsss just tell us the results already the stress is bad for the baby #Which means me #I am the baby #IF I HAVE TO HEAR O N E MORE DISPUT OR MINDLESS COMMENT ABOUT THE CANDIDATES I AM GOING TO THROW HANDS #Yesterday went to buy some barbecue and two guys were about to fight because that two candidates and I was just: #'Maam pls just gimme me my food before they start throwing hands-' #If you know which candidates I am talking about you know #Anyway elections are SO FUN :DDD Me and a BUNCH OF PEOPLE deciding the country's fate hahahaha so cool anyway stop the bus I wanna gET OUT- #Where are the memes they are the only thing keeping me sane rn- #ALSO BRO THEY BROKE A URNA IN LONDON LIKE ??!??!?!GAUGAYAGJAFAMA??!?!?!?!?! HELP #Every single one of them are bad and people are literally fighting over them I am- #* m u f f l e d s c r e a m* #Anyway I am going to watch a fun video that is it #Kanene being Kanene #def deleting this later #Random #Probably should tag for politics uh #Politics #Brazil

[skellydun]

why is it when people ask me what i want as a gift i immediately become someone who enjoys nothing at all and has never wanted anything a day in their life.

#my birthday is a month away and my best friend and i #will be on our vacation in a treehouse and so she's trying to make it a Day and wants to have gifts there and im like uh #who am i ? #what do i like? #28 on the 09/18 baby

[muffinlance]

My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

#all clothes provided through hand me downs and grandparents #we asked for non strongly gendered or branded things and that mostly worked for firstborn boy #but baby girl has gotten nothing but the cutest little dresses #that I am absolutely not going to stress if she destroys because it's not like they'll last until next summer anyway #at which point she'll be big enough for her brother's dirt-compatible pants #now if we can get her to stop EATING the dirt that would be GRAND #her pronouns are om/nom #literal definition of a baby

[fallout-lou-begas]

who wants to tell her

#kristen stewart #hey baby want to get damaged irreversibly #<- this is a joke. i am trans fyi

[king-wilhelm]

The book percy jackson (demigod I relate to and aspire to be like) to tv percy jackson (demigod I relate to and want to protect) is so real for those of us in our twenties

#Book canon wise he's older than I am but TV show wise? Babie. #percy jackson and the olympians #Percy jackson #percy jackson tv series #percy jackson tv show #pjo tv show #pjo tv series #walker scobell #5k #10k

[ash-and-starlight]

humble contribution

#basic: interpreting mizu’s gender based on what u think fits best #based wired inspired: interpreting mizu’s gender based on the ship so that it’s always a gay relationship #also whoever drew taigen’s nose Like That.. #i am forever thankful i need to kiss them with tongue #ode to taigen’s nose: page 1 of 204737835737493 #did i spend too long on this instead of just simply grabbing screenshots? look away #blue eye samurai #mizu #akemi #taigen #taigen’s top knot before it met its early end teach the angels how to sing baby 😔🙏 #ringo #my art #yuri is when there’s blood and themes yaoi is two blokes who do fuck all

[mad-serotonin]

Take It Easy☀️

#haikyuu #hinata shouyou #haikyuu fanart #anime fanart #fanart #madsart #digital art #anime #I just finished the Haikyuu manga #good god #what am I supposed to do now???? #go work for all my hopes and dreams????? #literally the best manga ever #I’ve never felt so alive #so happy #I cried like 7 times #just between the nekoma match and the end #god #so good #a masterpiece #I’m so very proud of Hinata my baby

[kinslxyers]

🦇🐞

this thang.

#damian wayne #dc comics #dcu #fanart #batfam #bruce wayne #baby damian wayne #Babian train joined #I am so sad I do not currently possess a baby

[aterfish]

Good thing it was a short spin

#thank u haunting heroes discord server for giving me ideas #again #so soon #and its a animation??? in color??? #i saw the prompt and did it in 3h #you could say i was like... possesed #danny phantom #phandom #dp #ater art #lbm dp #little baby man #i love you you noodle boy #ater babbling at 2 am #animation #no lbm was harmed in making this post

[canonkiller]

This is expected, being human.

#my art #lindworm #'oh so youre for/against/posting about/vagueing -' - no. i am not. #my opinions on anything cannot be condensed to a single Inage Post #and its not my problem if someone i dont agree with feels a connection to my work #thats art baby

[ace-and-ranty]

Nimona, the Comic: If you pay a little bit of attention, and you know a little about the creator, you’ll see this is a clear trans metaphor :)

Nimona, the Movie: (CLAMBERING OUT OF THE DOWN WITH CIS BUS) THIS IS A TRANS METAPHOR. ATTENTION, EVERYBODY, THIS IS A TRANS METAPHOR!

#Nimona #EPIC. #'And now you are a boy.' 'I am today >3' #'It would be easier if you were a girl :)))' #Ballister. Ballister BABY. #okay I want to know how many trans people are about to use the 'I got my gender transed by a wishing well' backstory.

[b0nelessdoodles]

tfw you're three deep in anchordeep and you get the notif that you're baby has been neglected so you turn into a speedrunner to get home

#cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #sins of the flesh is such a good update i'm living #shoutout to me and my friends that i was streaming to screaming when the notif popped up #we all got cuteness aggression towards when the first egg hatch holy shit #i will draw my sweet baby who is actually my lamb's nephew i think is the right relationship #lamb's husband's brother's kid #anyway i am playing favorites this kid is getting the immortality necklace and everyone else can perish #this game has no business being so fun tbh it is eating my brain

[pigeonleap]

"Someday, I'll be the greatest leader that ThunderClan's ever seen!" "Yeah, and I'll be your medicine cat!"

If only you had held on a little longer.

[repost because I forgot the whiskers on the 2nd slide and it was going to haunt me]

#warrior cats #warriors #wc #squirrelflight #leafpool #pigeonleap #a starless clan spoilers #a starless clan #asc spoilers #squirrelstar #I am not sorry #always an excuse for squilf and/or leaf angst #my baby all grown up

[blehcado]

Day 2 of Hero and Partner week! I was going to do a lil gardening scene for the Flower prompt but then I realised... there's not a single opposable thumb in this team...

#no i didn't mess up anorith's eyes in the last panel shhh #heropartnerweek #pokemon #turtwig #torchic #dratini #anorith #kangaskhan #gardening #pmd #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd eos #heropartnerweek2023 #treasure town #it may look like I got this done early #but it's almost midnight where I am! #that's timezones baby

[emotionaldisaster909]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

OFFICIAL BABY HONG HONG-ER DESIGN?????

AND SOLDIER HONG HONG-ER!!! MY CHILD!!!!!

LOOK AT HIM!!!!!

sourse - градоначальник хуа

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #/BROKE THE SOUND BARRIER/ #HE IS SO TINY #HE IS SO PRECIOUS #I AM GOING TO DIE #LOOK AT HIM #OH MY GOD #H E #POOR BABY #OH GOD #SEASON 3 I AM READY #COME AT ME #O H M Y G O D #天官赐福 #花怜 #heavenly official's blessing #heaven officials blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #tgcf donghua #tgcf official #tgcf official art #tgcf season 2 #tgcf season 3???? #tgcf book 2 #hualian #hua cheng #hong er #hong hong er #tgcf news