#I am shef

[boomboxboi]

Reminder!

My asks are ✨open✨ and I also am open to roleplaying some JoJo.

Anyways!!!

What special dish is each GangStar known for? 🍝

Bruno Bucciarati

Bruno loves to cook.

But, he’s not a very good cook.

One time, he tried to make his world famous minestrone.

Everyone ended up with food poisoning.

No one has the heart to tell him that his food sucks.

He just gets so excited to cook for others so they just grin and bear it.

Everyone dreads when Bruno cooks.

They suggest that they go out to eat, instead.

Leone Abbacchio

Abbacchio isn’t a huge fan of cooking.

He eats raw potatoes for a reason.

But if he has to cook, it’s always just bulk frozen foods that you heat up in the oven.

One time, he made bulk lasagna.

That was the most effort he put into a meal.

He does, however, enjoy making a good cocktail every now and then.

There is artistry behind that!

Pannacotta Fugo

Fugo’s a huge fan of eggs.

He can make any type of egg your heart would desire.

He also taught Narancia how to make scrambled eggs (which Narancia called Scraggle Eggs).

He particularly enjoys making veggie omelettes.

Mushrooms, onions, green peppers, and garlic with cheddar cheese.

He makes it at 3am when he thinks no one is awake.

There is always someone awake.

Narancia Ghirga

He can’t cook.

He tries but he grew up stealing his food and then eating from the garbage.

He’s not a picky eater, because of this.

In fact, he eats a lot.

Bruno taught him table manners and tried to teach him to cook.

Fugo had to un-teach Narancia those atrocities.

Narancia can now make ‘scraggled eggs’ and cinnamon toast.

Guido Mista

A true chef.

He claims to not be a picky eater.

But he enjoys quality food.

He is fond of roasting meat, in particular.

He makes an amazing whole roasted chicken.

Whenever he cooks, everyone is extremely satisfied.

He has tried to ‘help’ Bruno cook (aka do the cooking).

But Bruno somehow always manages to ruin the dish.

He looks away for .02 seconds and then Bruno does something and it’s immediately destroyed.

Giorno Giovanna

Giorno can’t cook.

He also thinks that Bruno’s cooking is fine.

He was the only one not to get food poisoning from the minestrone (dubbed monsterstrone by the others).

Abbacchio swears this means that Giorno is a demon.

Giorno does make a good salad, though.

As long as he doesn’t have to cook.

He can also make bread.

But that is baking.

#jojo part 5 #jojo's bizarre adventure #narancia ghirga #guido mista #leone abbacchio #giorno giovanna #pannacotta fugo #bruno buccellati #bruno bucciarati #i am hungry #I am shef #I know it’s chef but listen I wanna be goofy #Bruno and Giorno are never to be trusted in the kitchen #jojo headcanons

[vhstown]

super short london slang guide !!

i haven't got a scooby doo about cockney so this is mainly gonna be mle and like the way 14 year old secondary school boys talk oookay let's go (just so yk i am a londonder!!!!!)

direct things to call people (or avoid calling people)

bruv, blud, man, mate, fam (can use in replacement of a pronoun like he, she, you and i or for emphasis — "man's got a meeting, bruv!")

more on "man" it can be used in plural too — "us man" or "them man" or "you man"

my g, my guy (for referring someone you are friendly/friends with)

bossman (something you'd call a shop or business owner — "aye bossman get me the 3 wings and chips yeah")

big man (usually used in a sarcastic friendly but kind of demeaning way, the older cousin of "big guy" — "oi big man what you sayin' cuz?"

i wasnt going to put these here cause of personal preference but 😭 people are gonna use them anyway so i might as well tell you what they mean:

peng (adjective cute/pretty — "her? she's peng!")

leng (adjective hot/sexy — "rah, he's leng you know?)

nouns

ting (usually to refer to a girlfriend but can also just mean "thing"... or a knife? — "don't chat to my ting fam!")

grim (very outdated word for a promiscuous woman — "she's a grim bruv!")

skeng (gun)

shank, spinner (knife)

paper, Ps, pronounced "peas" (money)

ends (neighbourhood, area — "if i catch you in my ends yeah")

mandem (group of friends — "having a laugh at the pub with the mandem" aha)

gyaldem (group of women / female friends)

ganja (weed)

blem (cigarette)

pagan/paigon (snitch or untrustworthy person, not a super common you might wanna use "snake" or "snitch" instead)

wasteman (someone who's useless, a lowlife)

pussio/pussyo (pussy, coward)

other common words and phrases

wagwan, or "wag1" in text (what's up, what's going on)

bare (a lot — "i got bare problems with him!")

gassed (prideful, full of yourself — "im actually so gassed, man got promoted"

"and that" (instead of "and stuff" — "i got links and that")

"allow it" (let something slide — "i forgot my wallet allow it bossman")

safe (like "alright cool", or as a bye — "aight safe")

"pattern up" (fix up, get it together)

hard, tight (cool, good, though "hard" is also used in an offensive way — "bro thinks he's hard, pussio")

blam (to get shot, not actually very common to hear in my experience)

sheffed (up), shanked (to get stabbed)

ahlie (used as an interjection when in agreement with something, similar to phrase "am i lying?")

non-mle specific words i hear sometimes

thick (dumb, stupid)

clapped/tapped (ugly, weird, unattractive)

merk/murk (kill, beat up)

slag, sket (slut)

chav (used to refer to someone of the low social status, associated with violent or rude behaviour)

taking the mick, taking the piss (being annoying)

mad (means crazy obviously but people use it a lot, can have positive and negative connotations — "that's mad!")

nonce (literally means pedophile / sex offender, do what you will with it 😭)

dickhead, bellend (similar to douchebag)

wanker (used towards someone you dislike, or in a joking way)

geezer (usually to refer to an old man)

also!!!

depending on which communities are predominant in the area, words from other languages can come in / have come in

some words are common with US slang too because they share origins 😁 ain't that cool

there's a lot of influence from jamaican patois due to the history of british jamaicans in london for ex in words like "ting" or "mandem" or "wagwan" (hence why mle is sometimes referred to as "jafrican") and its not strange to hear "bomboclaat" or "bloodclaat" here either

in communities where there's muslims and arabs (especially in east london) you might hear arabic terms like "wallahi", "khalas" or "astagfirullah" (though people debate whether that's cultural appropriation or not)

south asians have also had an influence with words like "gora" or "ganja" though again this is largely area based and the impact of hinglish is also found a lot outside of london

some people have a mix of different dialects! i mainly alternate between mle and estuary (sometimes yorkshire don't ask it is very easy to pick up...)

you're not gonna hear every single word here all the time the usage varies throughout london. the way north and west londoners speak can be v different for example

uhhhh if you wanna learn properly just listen to some grime or sutn . listen to londoners speak!

for some more resources in-depth PLEASE check out these guides made by other british people ! (one and two)

ok that's it bye bye british ppl & londoners feel free to add on! it is midnight rn so ive probably missed stuff lol... dms are open in case you've got any questions or want any help :p

#vee rants #hobie brown x reader #spider punk #spider uk #hobart brown #hobie brown #hobie brown x gn!reader #british accent #london accent #potential to be edited

[birdbrainstudies]

re-introduction

hi everyone! it's been a couple of years since i've been active in the studyblr community (like. i was a first year in undergrad) and i wanted to rejoin the community!

about me: my name is shef (she/her), i am a second-year phd student in engineering! also im desi

academic interests: my research area is broadly applied probability, more specifically stochastic processes

nonacademic interests: a lot of stuff! i like birding, embroidery, improv, and tactics/deckbuilding videogames. media wise i have been having a teeny little percy jackson renaissance b/c of the release of the tv show ^^

what you can expect: will post some original ~aesthetic~ study/journaling content, reblog lots of research-oriented tips/masterposts

looking for: if you are a phd student studyblr or honestly just an active studyblr please let me know! i am looking to follow a ton more people now that I'm back. would be forever indebted to you if you would reblog this

#studyblr #new studyblr #phdblr #phd #gradblr #stemblr #stem academia #grad school #grad student #phd life #academia

[iliveforyouilongforyouvesuvia]

just wanted to leave a note to say i am in love w the way u write and i am absolutely drinking it all up, im suffering from post-arcana brainrot too and i am all too thirsty for longer, more detailed fics/headcanons so ur blog is just… absolute shef’s kith 😭🫶🫶🫶 UR SAVING MY LIFE RN.. OMW TO BINGE ALL YOUR POSTS, thank you so much 😭🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

Yes! We must frolic in our spiraling obsessions together!

Seriously though it's been so mind altering, discovering the joy of making content for a fandom that I share a similar level of obsession with. I only wish my thumbs didn't get tired so easily!

I do regularly post something and worry that it's too long and people will get bored, so I'm glad you don't mind that haha

Cheers anon -

brainrot

#ask arcana brainrot #the arcana #the arcana headcanons #the arcana hc #the arcana game

[fazbear-enterprises]

deer scot

i am shef guy

pitza ovins brokin

cica not hear i promis

uours not cica shef guy

...Well then, that explains why the pizza's have been soggy... I'll call the repair guy and tell them to come ASAP. Hopefully, they'll send out Chris, he's the easiest to work with.

- Scott Steven (Phone Guy)

#fazbear enterprise #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #roleplay #fnaf x reader #fnaf nightguards #asks #phone guy

[smoqueen]

i am a shef, serving up delice. give me a scotch on the rock with some ice!

[rewritedesigns]

Sandstorm

A cream tabby she-cat with low white. (Ll, RR, ReRe, lplp, whwh, LyLy|XOXO, bb, dd, dmdm, aa, Mcmc, spsp, Tata, bmbm, ii, wbwb, EE, ShSh, CC, kk, Wswg|acac, sfsf, JbJb, mm, RtRt, mkmk, pdpd)

(More under the cut)

BIO

Name:

Sandstorm

Clanmew Name:

Sheffharrl

Shef (Sand) + Fharrl (Storm)

Previous Name:

Sandkit, Sandpaw

Family:

Daughter of Runningwind and Redtail. Younger sister of Longtail. Grandchild of Halftail (Runningwind) and Rosetail (Redtail). Mother of Squirrelflight and Leafpool. Grandmother of Jayfeather, Hollyleaf, Lionblaze and TBN. 

Rank:

Apprentice (Start of Into The Wilderness)

Notes:

Oh boy

If anyone here knows how genetics work you know this isn’t possible 

I am going to avoid this but I kinda had to in this case

She’s Mrs.Warrior Cats

Look if you guys really want to you can pretend she has blue on her where you can’t see

Also pretend she has low white

#sandstorm #sand #storm #wc designs #wc antinomy #wcantinomy #wc #Warriors #Warrior Cats #warrior cats designs #warriors rewrite #warrior cats rewrite #erin hunter warriors #starclan #thunderclan #lionclan #star guild #thunder guild #lion guild #tpb #tnp #pot #oots

[pisachio]

so me andmary Ellem have been workimg on a specal projec , we are makimg her a warb robe ! which is like a desser . it will holb her cothes . have been workimg onthat for the pas few day and takes a whilefor the paimt to dry but iam makimg it all by mysef from carb boarb boxes ! it has a spot for her dresses to hamg , one shef , and two drawer . iam also now start to workon those hamger for the dresses ! every thimg is all made by hamd and i am workso hard on that 😅 it was a lot of math to measur every thimg

here is some picure i took as iwas makimg it , be fore i started paimt . it is browm and the drawer are goimg to be aqua and pimk be cause those arethe color of mary ellem dress she came in !

#winnie talks #🛼 maryellen 🛼

[totallynotkrislmao]

Dude I'm telling you, this club THE solution. If we tell them what's going on then we are all good for sure man." Adonis wanted to make sure Akio and Aaron actually trust him, because they didn't seem all convinced yet."That's exactly what Aaron said to Leilah and Cg before they turned on us when they found all the demon shit out." Akio sighed as he finished. They were walking through the destroyed part of the city, which has not been repaired since the apocalypse."

As they followed Adonis, they noticed how silent it actually was around the city. There was noone other than them there, which was really unsettling. Not even birds, bugs or animals in general.

Akio watched Adonis move some rocks out of the way in front of a building as Aaron was looking paranoid around."Fuck shit fuck where the fuck is the motherfucking door???" "Looks like your secret Demon club is so secret you can't find it yourself anymore because it is so secret." Akio replied, dry. "Well if u out it that way it obviously sounds stupid, but it's really cool. Just believe me fuckface oh my god. Wait holy shit i found it!" Akio just rolled his eyes because of how much Adonis was cussing. He bonked Aaron slightly with his elbow so that Adonis could let them inside.

"Uuuh Adonis, I don't remember you saying that this was a fucking strip club." Said Aaron with a really shocked face."Oh I didn't? Oops, I guess I forgot. You pussy have never been to one anyway, right?" "BRO WE HAVE LITERAL WAR GOING ON AS IF I HAD TIME TO GO TO A STRIP CLUB. AKIO SAY SOMETHING!" "Stop arguing you shitasses. Adonis, do you know where the chef is?" "Of course I do. I'll lead u there." But Aaron said:"Sorry, I need to go to the toilet, I'll see u at the chef" Akio nooded and Aaron atempted to find the toilet between all these distracting things and people. It's not like he sees more than 2 demons and himself every day.

Behind the door that had scribbled 'shef' with white marker on the door was waiting a woman with long, brown hair."Yo, Uriel! Here is someone you might want to meet." Akio entered the room:"Hello miss, I have a questi-" Akio immediatley stopped talking when he noticed that the chef was actually, an Angel.

A fucking Angel was the chef of this demon club, apparentley. Akio entered the fighting pose but Adonis went:"Nonono she is good man. On OUR side." As Akio started to sit down on the chair next to her, with Adonis following."So. You need my help to fight against Raphy righ'?" The girl said, so casually as if it was nothing."The names Uriel, Adonis said it already, I think." Adonis nooded."Good to know. I am Akio."

As their Conversation went on, Aaron finally finished his long dump on the toilet. He went over to the sink to wash his hands as he looked into the mirror.

There was someone in the mirror

#Spotify #oc

[matteblacklips]

july updates i

Disclaimer: I would like to begin this email thread by saying if you didn’t want to receive emails from me you shouldn’t have given me your email to begin with.

Joke of the chain: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam.

Hello all, First and foremost, happy birthday Dix, I love you so much. We have a new addition to the email chain, everyone please welcome Kiley Clifford, who had absolutely no idea that I was going to add her to this newsletter when I sent her my "How to Date In Boston" pdf. I'm hoping she reads it considering Miss Clifford is a full time dental student. Kiley, if you're reading this, welcome! We also have Kelli, my coworker, and Mark, my other coworker. We’ve also removed a few people on the basis that I don’t like them and by association, you don’t like them. 

To start off the email, I want to explain that when I sent out the dating guidance...I didn't expect the positive feedback. I feel like at the end of the day, it just emphasizes that I am the most 'Type A' person in all of Boston, and how it's probably my only flaw. As someone who's best friend is always late or goes with the flow, I have had to adapt to a personality that just isn't me, and it's so funny because I was literally talking to her about it the other day (she's the only person I'd even consider being late for). Thomas tried to roast me for putting Scorpion Bar on there like it was for going out on a Friday night and not for a Tuesday 6:30pm date. Thomas is literally leaving at the end of the month so his opinion is not welcome on the basis that he broke my heart. Imagine, me, going through my Saturday call list (typically, Anthony, Allen, Thomas, Pat, Xavier, not in that order) and him answering the phone with, "Did Anthony tell you?" The way my heart dropped when he told me he was moving to North Carolina. I'm not going to discuss 7 leaving yet because I'm still in denial that I won't have my best friend with me. 

I don’t think people understand how heartbroken I’ll be once 7 and Thomas are gone. I spend 4/7ths of the week with her & half the time we don’t even plan anything we just hang out. We literally do everything together and if we miss each other after 2 minutes now, what am I going to do when she’s in NYC. I’m not discrediting everyone else, don’t get me wrong, I have so many friends and I really don’t want any more, but you have only a few people you can do life with and not get tired of. 7 and I got through our two hardest breakups together, and I just started to get her to listen to Taylor Swift with me. 

Kelli Talk: Today Kelli looked over at me, and asked me, “Shef, would you want to be reincarnated into a human again?” Before I could even think of an answer, she goes, “I think I’d be a willow tree.” Kelli really said, “Life was a willow and it bent right to your wind..” in the most innocent way. She and I walked to the T together like we usually do after work and the way I almost jumped into the fucking tracks when she looked up and her boyfriend got off the train just to say hi to her. God, please, I am not your strongest soldier, I WILL jump. 

Friend group update: Thomas got a job at ESPN & he's moving to Charlotte (& I want to cry). Xavier might move to Chicago (& I want to cry). Sevin is moving to NYC (& I want to cry). Allen and Anthony will be here but do I really want to hang out with Allen? Mina Hanna moved to Jersey City but at least Kelvin is still here. Pat visited this week. Catherine started giving Riley attitude (finally). Nam and Drew moved to Waltham. Mina Shehata moved back home. Fiona is flying to Arizona to hang out with a boy she doesn't like. Kiersten is working. Pop culture Update: Kim Kardash and Pete Davidson broke up (we all knew it was coming) and Ye wasted no time in posting about it. It's kinda cute how petty Ye is. Fiona Roast: Fiona really puts on a going out fit to drink two high noons and cry.

Toxic update: I won’t say who but one of the girlies is about to find and fuck the business partner of their ex and we are currently in the middle of identifying this man so if you or anyone you know has any info on how to locate someone with 0 social media presence (not even linked in or google). He was WEIRD and didn’t give her any information other than his business partner’s nickname and his year of graduation. If this looks like something you’d be good at — obviously reach out to me at (603)-986-3659 for more details. 

Show Update: The Only Murders in the Building Finale is next week & this weeks episode was burning H-O-T. I've never been the type of person to sit through and watch a show weekly (except for any of the Star Wars spin off shows, you can't tell me the Book of Boba Fett wasn't a whole masterpiece) but this show is like crack. Let's chat about it.

Boy Update: I know this is the one you've all been waiting for but honestly there is 0 tea other than the fact that I've been walking around Boston thinking that, I, little 5' tall me, is 5'8-6'3. I'm out here adjusting everyone's heights so that they're short and I'm the tall one. At an after party last weekend, I absolutely humbled this man because he was 6' tall (a whole 12 inches taller than me) and I thought he w like 5'8. 7 is 5'8. I thought she was 5'4. If you don’t believe me: my most recent Instagram caption was “Gangsta wrap told me I was 6’3” which I AM

Availability this week: This week is abs crazy bc I half-planned a weekend and then canceled it because Alisha was coming but now it’s looking like I’m full sending it after being impulsive. I might wake up tomorrow and change my mind and stay home all weekend but for now, it’s looking busy. Once I figure everything out, I’ll send a follow up email but it will be one of the two options below:

The Grand (60% Confirmed) — For Dix’s Birthday (40% chance I miss bc I have a literal stalker that goes to the grand and I’m not trying to see that — in that case I’ll just go pregame with everyone)

NYC or Drinks w Catherine Friday (60% Confirmed) NYC Saturday or Empty Schedule (60% Confirmed) Sunday in Boston & Monday in Boston (60% Confirmed)

Best,

Shefali Patel

Follow up questions:

What's the superior office tool; a stapler or hole puncher?

On a scale of 1-10, how much caffeine do you think I drink on a daily basis?

Keep in mind you would be responding to the chain so don’t blow my spot if you can help it. I would really appreciate keeping my dignity if I could.

What to expect: weekly to biweekly emails regarding things that matter to me including but not limited to bad jokes, an update on plans, current events, and my personal favorite new recipes and places to check out!

#shefalipatel_ on ig

[littleone75]

Give a girl a tip. 🫠

#fun with feet #legs #great legs #feetfinder #feetish #feetpics #feetporn #feetphotography

[boomboxboi]

I am a certified SHEF so I can confidently say that Bruno is the worst cook to ever exist.

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo part 5 #bruno buccellati #i am shef

[444namesplus]

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[generoustriumphsheep]

12/31

Somehow it is New Years Eve, and another year is about to end. Its so mind blowing just how many events threw me for a loop this year. I'm still recovering from one of them right now. I don't even know how I imagined my New Years this year, but somehow I am spending it at home. I'm sad but not overdoing it. Just kind of accepting the circumstances that came my way and just letting the wave take me. Definitely not how I would have imagined myself a week ago. Thanks a lot, Robbie. What hurts the most is now knowing his feelings shifted into not wanting to be with me. After everything he told me and expressed, I really thought he was going to take care of me. I have to wait and find out why this didn't work out for us. My friend is saying its good that it ended before the new year so I can start with a clean slate. So a clean slate it will be. I am proud of myself for accepting my fate and just trusting in the universe. I don't want to spiral into a dark hole. I still have so much going for me and so much coming for me. I have to hold onto the possibility of blessings and happier moments to come. So many things are unexpected in life. Maybe I need to loosen the focus I have on finding my perfect partner and just have fun now. I'm 24, I should be more open to my open ended future. I think especially this year, I've just been a little scared and directionally challenged on where I want my path to lead. Maybe I'm putting too much pressure on it. Maybe I was trying to shape Robbie into this perfect ending for me and it was just amplifying my feelings for him. He was my first after that Shef disaster so it meant a lot to me. I think I can let that be my "one step closer to my happiness" in a way. Just finding someone who won't disregard my as a person after a little flare off. I'm tired of just being written off by these insecure guys. I just feel like my personality is so strong, I need someone that can handle me for all I've got. It just seems so difficult to find them. Hear me universe. I want 2023 to be an even greater year than the last. I will say, this year really put me through the ringer, but it only made me a better person. I say that with 100% confidence. I learned so much about people and love, but mostly myself which I am so grateful for. I want the new year to bring me so much more than I could ever imagine. I put in the work this year, I deserve to be rewarded in the next. I feel like I have all the tools I could need, just want to continue evolving. I was blessing, wealth, health, happiness and patience, communication and love for my parents and I. 2023 will be an even better year. I truly am excited to write my personal end of year entry a year from now. Now is the time to really step into who I am and who I could be. I feel myself getting stronger the more I think about it. It seems like the more pain I'm caused the harder I bounce back. I have to it's in my frickin' DNA. I am excited to meet all the new people that enter my world this year. I feel like the ride is slowing down and I'm about to get off this rollercoaster and hop on the next. The unknown is scary, but it is also really exciting at the same time. This is the literal end of this chapter and it closes tonight. I am taking comfort in that alone.

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[vemuabhi]

ITS OKAY TO TAKE A BREAK

Stressed Reader Comfort!

Hello!!! I am so happy you requested my dear! I am so happy to write for you. Please drink water and take care of yourself. I know it’s a hard time. But don’t lose hope and don’t let stress eat you up. You are loved and you are needed.

Pairing : Sanji X Reader

Word count : 2.2K

Warnings : Not proof read, Stress, insomnia, Hurt then comfort and a very adorable Sanji

Sanji post Tagging : @ye-rin164

 Assignment after assignment. Projects, seminars and exams. Forget about dates, you are not even having time to sleep properly since the last month. Still you stayed up many nights writing all the assignments. Researching stuff needed for the seminars. Memorising all the chapters from all the subjects. Praying to get good credits every time. Even sleeping for those 3 hours a day seemed so stressful because of your piled up assignments, which your teachers just dumped on you mercilessly.

Slowly because of lack of sleep and hectic works, dark circles were visible clearly under your eyes. Headaches became regular now. You weren’t able to focus on things properly. You just… tried to go along with the flow of day. Anything you ate tasted bland making you to loose appetite. All you now wanted was a day to just… rest.

Ignoring the good morning and good night messages from a certain someone made you feel guilty. But because of work, you couldn’t even catch a break. Yes… stress was building up in you.

Researching and taking print outs for the next “group” seminar made you work even harder. Yeah as you know how there is at least one person in the group who doesn’t even attempt to do work. Now you had FREAKING two of them in your 5 member’s team. Guess what happened. You three had to now share the burden of the remaining work.

‘Good thing Sanji isn’t here to see how much of a mess I am right now’, you thought sipping your caffeine. You felt lucky that you were at least getting time to take a quick shower every day.

On the other hand, Sanji knew. He knew how terrible your work was getting, making you to give him a single reply every two days, letting him know you were alive. If you didn’t give him that reply, he’d have gotten a panic attack on how you were. No regular messages, no dates, no video calls, not a single god damn normal call. He was really getting worried. But he stayed patient.

Nami and Robin chan suggested him to go and meet you, but he thought if he went, he’d be a problem to you for not letting you finish your work. His heart was earning to see you. To hug you. To make you something to eat. To just… be with you.

As days passed, you were getting more and more annoyed and you started to have breakouts for almost everything and nothing. Even the smallest things were making you cry. Like once You even cried as you saw a small puppy outside your apartment.

You hated to cry. But because of this pressure you couldn’t even control your emotions. You felt like you were losing yourself.

At Sanji’s house, he and Zoro were doing dishes but Sanji couldn’t help but to worry about you.

“Its just a gut feeling but I cant help but to worry”, Sanji sighed.

“If you feel like shit, why not just go to her place?”, asked Zoro

“Tsk, Its not that easy. What if I interrupt her?”, replied Sanji washing his hands after giving the last plate to Zoro.

The green haired man took the plate and placed it into the shelf. He sighed and said, “Look cook. It’s okay to go and check on her once a while, If you are worried. Maybe she needs you too”

Sanji never thought of that. He was always insecure and felt that he might disturb you if he met you. But this gut feeling of his was telling him to atleast go and see you.

“In 5 minutes, I’m leaving”, the blond told his roommate before going into his room. Zoro just smirked before closing the shef door.

You sat in the corner of the room. Your books were still open and you knew you were supposed to study. Then… the negative thoughts hit you. Your brain wanted to play some tricks on you. And it chose this freaking time to do that.

‘Yeah… you are not gonna get good grades even if you do this’

‘Sanji is so hardworking. He’d be so disappointed to have a person like you as his lover’

‘All your assignments are worthless, stop giving yourself enough credit’, you looked into your mirror.

Tears slid down your face. You looked terrible. With messy hair, unwashed clothes, dirty room. You wanted to tear the place down. You were so hurt and pressured.

*Ring*

Your train of thoughts were interrupted by the ringing of the doorbell. You wiped your tears quickly and stumbled as you made your way towards the main door. You swung open the door and your (eye colour) orbs met the all blue orbs. The golden hair smoothly covered one of his eye. His smile brightly as seeing you.

“Aish! Y/N, how many time have I told you to check before opening the do-”, He didn’t even complete his sentence and you ran into his arms, tightly embracing him, making him to take a step back.

He instantly knew something was wrong with the way to you hugged him. He wrapped his arms around your body. You started to cry as he hugged you.

“Sanji… I… I can’t… I hate this. I don’t like this”, you whimpered between your sobs. He soothingly rubbed the back of your head.

Without breaking the hug, he pulled you inside the house and locked the door. Leaning his back on the door, with still you hugging him, he pulled you even closer. He patted your back while you buried your head in the crook of his neck.

“Y/N, look at me dear”, he asked and you slowly looked at him. His expression from worry turned to one of a sad one.

“I missed you so much”, you cried even more looking at him.

“Shhh~~ Y/N, I’m here. Please don’t cry. This hardship will pass away. Don’t let the stress eat you up”, he kissed your forehead as he calmly whispered into your ear.

Actually Sanji was also so hurt because of your situation. But if he wasn’t strong, who would encourage you.

Soothing your tears away, he kissed your eyes.

“I am sorry. I look horrible”, you sniffed and damn yes, he was not happy by the way you said it.

“Don’t ever say that. You are the most amazing and hardworking person. Give yourself a bit more credit”, he shook your shoulders as he said that.

“Listen here, you are tired, but you are still very much beautiful. All you need is a good night sleep”, he said as he pulled you towards your bedroom.

The bed was a mess. Books, papers, laptop, stationary on it. You felt embarrassed as Sanji saw you in your worst state.

“Sorry Sanji for making you see this”, you said as Sanji just made his way into the room and started to quickly clean the bed.

“You are apologising way too much Y/N. If I didn’t support you now, I shouldn’t even call myself your friend let alone your boyfriend”, he said.

Within minutes, he cleared everything up. You went towards the table to continue your work, but then, you felt your wrist being grabbed.

You looked at him and he looked at you with worried eyes.

“Y/N, I never said you should now write your paper”, he said sternly. Even though his voice was deep, his eyes showed worry.

“But I should complete it”, you said but he was quick to pull you towards him. He lifted you up with grace and walked towards the bed swiftly and plopped you on it. You couldn’t even protest because of how quickly it happened.

You tried to get up but then he decided to jump on you and cuddle you. You chuckled at how he behaved like a small child. When he heard your laugh he looked up to you, his head still placed on your chest. Oh how much he wanted to hear that laugh of yours. But you yourself didn’t knew when you fell asleep. As Sanji was looking while you laughed, you almost immediately fell asleep.

He smiled at you as you slept. He woke up and went towards your desk and sat on the chair.

Looking at the assignment that you should start, he analysed what you wrote in the roughly at the side. He took your phone and placed his thumb on the finger print scanner. Yes of course, you guys are having the healthiest relationship. He went towards the pdf of the assignment due dates and found the assignment you were working on. And damn he got angry at how many assignments you were given. The one you were working on was to be submitted the day after tomorrow.

‘Damn… no wonder Y/N had to stay up most of the night for these’, he thought as he called one of the smartest people he knew. No… it wasn’t Luffy. He has the devils Luck to pass his exams.

“Hey Robin chan! This is Sanji”, he said as he looked at the assignment.

“Hi Sanji. What happened?”, she inquired

“Robin chan, I actually need some help”, he started to ask about the assignment and how to collect the required information related to it.

Robin chan understood the situation and started to explain.

“So Sanji, Don’t waste your time searching all the websites. Just go to the websites I told you and you can see almost every possible explanation required to you”

Sanji searched on the laptop as he placed the phone between his shoulder and ear. The un-lit cigarette was dangling between his lips. The habbit of having it made him focus on things even more. But he ofcourse didn’t want to light it and make you wake up from its smell. And for gods sake, it was your divine room. He would never light a cigarette here. Soon he could see the information required to your assignment.

“Oh yes! I got it Robin chan! Thanks for your help”, he thanked her and they both ended the call after the exchanging a few more casual talks.

He looked at some other sites Robin mentioned and found everything that you required for writing this assignment. He actually wanted to write for you but, he knows that you’d feel guilty if he wrote it. So he just searched it for you. Then looked at another assignment which was the next one you had to submit in 5 days from now. So, he started to search for it and found the required information. He looked at the time and noticed that, it was already 2 in the morning. He didn’t even knew how the time passed while he searched for the information.

Sanji stretched his arms and stood up. He walked towards the bad, where you were sleeping peacefully. He smiled at you before kissing your forehead. He hugged you as he slept beside you.

The next day you woke up to the aroma of the food. You woke up from the best sleep you had. It was so refreshing and you felt so much better with it. You got up from the bed and went to the kitchen, where you saw the blond cooking for you.

You hugged him from behind as he grinned at your cute behaviour. “Good morning love”, he greeted you as he placed one of his arm around your shoulder and snuggled closer to you.

“Thanks for making this baby. I am so thankful for this”, you said pecking his cheek. He smiled and continued to make the breakfast.

“Its alright. Well, Y/N, you need to eat before you start writing the assignment. You smiled looking at him. ‘I am sure lucky’, you thought. You ate breakfast and then Sanji showed you the information he collected to write the assignment. Just when you thought you couldn’t fall in love with him more, he proved you wrong.

He was beside you leaning down with the laptop before you two as he was talking about some websites Robin chan mentioned. You placed your hand on his chin and turned him towards you then  pulled him in for a kiss.

“I think, I found the best boyfriend one could have. I’m so lucky”, you said as you hugged him

He blushed so hard when you said that.

“AHHH!! AND YOU ARE THE BEST GIRLFRIEND Y/N, I LOVE YOU TOO”

That day you both wrote the assignments together and finished them.

“Its okay to ask for help Y/N, I am always happy to help you”, Sanji said as he held the finished papers of the assignment.

You smiled back at him and said, “Thankyou Sanji. I… I’ll ask your help”

XOXOXOXO

So, I hope you liked this one shot. I felt so connected writing this. If you are facing a similar situation. Just remember. You need rest and you can always ask for help. Please give yourself credit and stay positive.

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[mistymark]

the boyfriend one. [hendery]

full masterlist // part of the nct boyfriend series // 1.1k

ok wow first assessment: 10/10 boy

gotta say it outright: mans is secure

like I dont rly see him as the type to get jealous

someone could deadass be like ‘hey are u okay with this?’ and he’ll look over and see u and some other guy just talking and laughing

and hed be like ???? what is there to not be okay with ??

and its genuine confusion

like he just doesn’t get why he should feel threatened by you being happy while talking to someone who isn’t him

he’s just happy ur happy!

he trusts you so much and just feels so secure in ur relationship

sometimes he’ll get jokingly jealous

if you say something like ‘wait yangyang asked me to help him fix his speaker ill be right back’ hendery will just grin and be like ‘wow should I be jealous??? bc I am??????’

also texts you all the time

you swear he must be glued to his phone

anything that happens to him is being recorded and texted to u immediately

also is the guy that goes through every single one of your texts and responds to each one individually

you sent him 12 texts?

you’ve got 15 in return

50% of his texts are just photos

most of them don’t even have captions – just random selfies

but each one makes you swoon bc holy shit that boy is so gorgeous what

sends u pics of louis all. the. time.

he sends pics of him cuddling the tiny cat with a pout and captions them like ‘wish this were u :(‘

you respond ‘wow sorry I cant be him >:(‘

both of u joke around a lot

if 50% of his texts are photos, 25% are gifs

they never make any sense

he’ll just send u a funny gif he found and hope u find it funny too

has never ever left u on read

probably incapable of doing so tbh

also isn’t afraid of flirting with you?? even after u start dating???

hits u with cheesy pick up lines and smooth one-liners at any opportunity

even when the others are around

bc he literally doesn’t care and loves your reactions

big grins

‘I want, uh-’ and you’ll be like ‘me? :D’

and his smile just gets rly wide

‘well, yeah… but that’s not what I was going to say!’

kun waiting to hear what hendery wanted: o.O

calls himself a simp for u as a joke but its only funny because it really is true

it was especially funny before you guys started dating

because he was so obvious

at first you were oblivious but that boy wears his emotions on his face

didn’t take you long to realise he liked you too

could not keep his eyes off of you tbh

even when you weren’t even talking to him, or he was talking to someone else

his eyes would just follow you as you walked into the room, got something you needed, walked out

and he’d always have this dumb lovestruck look on his face

whenever he made a joke, he’d always look to you to see if you laughed too

the sparkle in his eye whenever he saw u laughing at his jokes :(((( so cute :(((

loves to cuddle !!!!

slut for cuddling !!

run your fingers through his hair once and he’ll just melt in ur arms

lowkey dates are definitely his thing

doesn’t mind going out but any date that ends with y’all chilling at either his place or yours is his fave

prefers dumb comedies and action movies over any other kind of movie

tho he wouldn’t care abt the movie if youre with him

he finds it lowkey rly difficult to focus when ur around !!

cannot stop smiling when he knows ur watching him

when u go out with the group, he doesn’t feel the need to be attached to u at all times

but he will look over at you a lot to check up on u

just to make sure ur included and having a good time, you know?

he would never say it but he’s so glad you get along well with his friends

especially since they’re so important to him

oh! he gives u all his clothes

literally anything u want he’s throwing it at u

sometimes hides the blankets in his room when u come over so u have to ask to borrow clothes

bc the smile on ur face and the blush on ur cheeks when u slip his clothes over your head is the cutest thing ever

also just rly loves being in physical contact with you??

especially behind closed doors

hes so clingy

like in public hes content with his arm around you or holding ur hand

but when ur alone in his room watching movies?

wraps himself around u like a koala when u cuddle

u get up to go to the bathroom and hes like ‘noooooo’

‘:) be quick’

texts u while ur in the bathroom like ‘i miss u AHAHAAHAHAH’ and then groans when he realises ur phone is with him

takes a lot of dumb casual selfies on ur phone whenever ur not around

sometimes u purposefully leave ur phone with him so he’ll do just that

uses classic emoticons in his texts like ;) :) and :D

responds ‘can I join? ;)’ to random things you say youre doing

like cleaning your desk or hanging your laundry

‘can I join? ;)’ ‘u want to help me clean the toilet?’ ‘aha if I was cleaning the toilet what would we be doing? Aha ;)’ ‘istg hendery I-’

shows up at ur place when hes bored and got nothing to do

‘hey’ ‘hey :) whats up?’ ‘can I come over’ ‘yeah, is everything ok?’ ‘ye im here’

and ur like 0.0 ok

and he just hangs about, helping u with whatever u need to do and then u just chill for the rest of the day

also if u have a dog he’d want to walk it with u

u felt like being Shefs ™ and he came over to make chocolate covered strawberries with u bc neither of u wanted to actually cook or bake anything difficult

but u ended up eating all the strawberries dipped in the melted chocolate without letting them cool

chocolate was EVERYWHERE

especially after u both tried to feed them to each other

loves to share his music with u !!

ok this is 1.1k words I need to stop even tho im in my hendery feels

OVERALL BEST BOY IMMA CRY XX

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