#I Suffer No Fools

[riddlemethisjeremy]

Happy November guys I've been brainrotting about Gerry Keay and have decided to write a fanfiction about him heh its a bit silly, a bit sarcastic, and kinda horrifying, just like our favourite arsonist <3 Find the link below if you're interested

I Suffer No Fools - ThnksFrThGy - The Magnus Archives (Podcast) [Archive of Our Own]

Here's a small excerpt of the fic so y'all can get a taste of my style if you like:

I could feel it. Something was happening. My bones sang with it.

About halfway up the stairs, I could sense it. A surge of power roiled over my skin. I rolled my eyes, attempting to brace myself for the new flavour of horror my mother would be releasing now.

Somehow, I'd underestimated the woman.

When I entered the apartment over the bookstore my mother owned - Picken's Books - I'd expected to see some Eldritch entity of some kind. Maybe a Distortion come to visit, or some messed up mannequin. Maybe she wasn't quite bored of taunting Perry with that Leitner - the one that had tried to eat me when I'd tried to burn it, probably - or maybe she was talking to the End through the bones again. She had gotten pretty good at reading them since I'd found the book. Maybe she was actually getting somewhere with the whole "taking control of the entities one by one" thing. Who knew? Not me. She could very well have been doing anything, but what I came home to that day was a whole new level of fucked up.

Blood had spilled like a rich red oil over the floor. There was so much. Surely we weren't doing human sacrifice now. I mean, I knew she'd killed people before. I'd killed people before. That didn't mean I had to like it. I hated it when people died. Surely we shouldn't be feeding people to the monsters. It was all we could do to keep free of them ourselves.

"Gerard!" My mother called. Her voice was strangled with pain, and I must admit a shameful part of my heart swelled with something that wasn't panic when I heard it. Wouldn't it have been lovely to be free of her? Surely I'd simply let whatever it was eat her. Surely I could just walk out, come back in five when the deed was done.

#tma #the magnus archives #fanfiction #tma fanfiction #gerard keay #mary keay #doorkeay #gerry keay fanfiction #I Suffer No Fools #Fucked Up But True Books #Magpod #Magnus Archives fanfiction #Magpod Fanfic #fanfic #A03

[megamindsecretlair]

Hey girl do you have me blocked or sum? I really wanted to follow you on my account but when I typed your name it never came up.

I might 🤷🏽‍♀️ I block ageless and blank blogs. Ive got someone in my ask box calling me out my name so I had to hand down the ban like Halloween candy.

I put it in my fics now. Put 👏🏽 ya 👏🏽 ages 👏🏽 in 👏🏽 ya 👏🏽 bios 👏🏽 im not trynna be nosy. Im juss trynna make my blog as safe as possible. I come here to unwind and chill. I dont need no problems.

So send me ya blog and ill unblock 😚

#megaminds asks #ill block someone with the quickness #since ppl wanna get gully in my ask box #i suffer no fools #its so simple to add a pic and header and age #incredibly simple #show youre a human and not a bot or hater

[justaz]

*merlins magic gets exposed in front of the knights*

merlin, magic user: oh fuck

arthur, finally taking this opportunity to pretend as if he just found out merlin has magic after agonizing for the past month on how to bring it up: you have magic?

lancelot, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic: no! i have magic

gwaine, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic, lover of chaos, ride or die: no, i have magic!

mordred, desperate for his hero’s approval bc no matter what he’s done emrys just stares at him with distrust and the poor boy is tired and so close to tears: no…i have magic.

percival, raised by druids and bonded strongly with mordred over that and does Not agree with the persecution of magic in camelot, had an inkling that merlin had magic but no proof: no. i have magic.

*leon and elyan exchange a look, elyan, amused and leon, exhausted, elyan shrugs*

elyan, knows how much gwen adores merlin and completely understands her stance bc merlin…is merlin, down to clown and put on a show, really playing up the dramatics: no! i have magic.

leon, exhausted, has known of merlin’s magic since he stepped foot in camelot, knows of his feelings for arthur and arthur’s feelings for him, knows arthur knows of merlin’s magic and wouldn’t harm him, thinks everyone is being absolutely ridiculous:

*the knights stare hard at leon and even merlin looks slightly offended at leon not jumping to his defense with the rest of the knights, arthur hasn’t said anything and is staring at leon expectantly*

leon, sighing: …no. i have magic.

#radio rebel reveal #>>> #idk if the idea that percival was raised by druids is either canon or a big fandom hc or just something i saw once that stuck with me #but i love it #anyways they’re all idiots #merlin bbc #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #sir lancelot #sir gwaine #sir mordred #sir percival #sir elyan #sir leon (the long suffering) #(he’s trying to be a brave knight of the realm as he always dreamed to be as a kid. too bad all his friends and king are complete fools) #merthur #idiots of the round table #look me in the eye and tell me i’m wrong #incorrect merlin quotes

[reds-skull]

There's a lack of Gaz angst out there I feel, so I'm doing my part and letting him suffer as well.

#call of duty modern warfare 2 #cod mw2 #cod fanart #cod ghost #cod soap #cod gaz #this can be gazsoap but i intend them to be more like brothers #also ghost was definitely also having nightmares thats why he was at the gym #angst #btw im using fanart as a place to experiment so unfortunately my comics will never have a consistent style </3 #dont let my other art fool you i will make these boys suffer a lot

[gambeque]

realness legitness

#fryes hair i love it sm #myart #splatoon #splatoon 3 #deep cut #frye onaga #shiver hohojiro #suffer no fools

[sage-nebula]

Yes, Pearl and Marina decimated Frye and Shiver in that rap battle—and yes, Marina recognized what was going on and knew what Shiver was doing and played accordingly. She is 23 years old and, as Pearl said, has a big mind—she knew she was in a rap battle, and Shiver getting increasingly irritated to the point of trying to end it with Marina giving the classic sassy "I can do this all night" proves it.

But I digress.

Yes, Off the Hook won that battle handily. But that doesn't mean that Shiver and Frye are bad at what they do.

It just shows their inexperience.

Compared to Squid Sisters and Off the Hook, Deep Cut is pretty much still an indie band. They're really only known within the Splatlands, and only reached the level of fame needed to take over Anarchy Splatcast a couple years before Splatoon 3. And that's fine, I'm not dissing them—but it means that they don't really know what it is to work within the broader music industry as a whole, or go up against musicians who have experience working on a world stage. Shiver and Frye feel threatened by Off the Hook performing in Splatsville because they feel as though Off the Hook could replace them, despite the fact that Off the Hook is famous enough to have done a world tour and this is a single drop in the bucket to them. Not to mention, Pearl has close to a decade of experience as a musician by now. Frye does not. So for Frye to step to her . . . no wonder she got stomped. This isn't Pearl's first rap battle and it won't be her last.

Of course, not all the members of Deep Cut show this inexperience. Big Man knows there is a lot to be learned from seniors in the music industry, as shown by his collab with Squid Sisters and how he was "awestruck" by Off the Hook and didn't participate in Shiver and Frye's confrontation.

But Shiver and Frye's inexperience IS showing here. They have so much skill and talent! But if they want to go beyond Splatsville, they need to grow up a bit and not pointlessly pick fights with those who could help them. Picking a fight with Off the Hook in particular is silly af, because they LOVE collabing with less known artists to give them a boost, as seen with their Damp Socks collab. This didn't have to happen at all, but Shiver and Frye picked a fight, Pearl and Marina finished it, and, well. They got served the dish they asked for.

(But in the end it was still a collab, so maybe it'll still help in a roundabout way.)

#Big Man be like ''ay . . . (why can't we just accept help)'' #splatoon #suffer no fools #again to be clear i love shiver and frye but #they are the epitome of ''going to fight i'll post the vid later'' #''got my ass beat i ain't postin that shit'' #off the hook #deep cut

[69grusk]

happy Splatfest! Pass the Yuri!!!!

#pearlina #off the hook #splatoon #splatoon 2 #splatoon 3 #pearlina skecth because i Love their Outfits from the Suffer No Fools lyric Video #grusk art

[munadrawson]

#YES WE'RE EATING GOOD TONIGHT!!!! #pearlina #shivrye #fryver #off the hook #Fire and Ice #Suffer No Fools (MV) #deep cut #marina ida #pearl houzuki #frye onaga #shiver hohojiro #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatfest drum vs guitar vs keyboard #splatfest #drum vs guitar vs keyboard #as someone who ships both ships I dont fucking care #THESE BITCHES ARE GAY AF #Suffer No Fools

[juliangelart]

Team rocket vibes

#still think about suffer no fools constantly #shiver is such a little bitch omg #i love fryes hair so much in this design #splatoon #splatoon 3 #frye onaga #frye splatoon #shiver hohojiro #shiver splatoon #my art #deep cut

[creepedfinnart]

the squids are fightingggg

#my art #art #drawing #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon frye #splatoon pearl #frye onaga #pearl houzuki #pearlfrye #suffer no fools #splatoon suffer no fools #off the hook crushed fire and ice i fear #i love how angry frye was lmao #her bars were catchy tho i gotta admit #girl help my two favs are fighting #my ass does NOT know the inkling language 😭

[azuremist]

“Hold up, hold up, I know this is a diss track but lemme praise my wife real quick”

#THEYRE SO GAYYYYYY #I HATE THEMMMMM #pearlina #pearl #marina #pearl houzuki #marina ida #suffer no fools #splatoon #splatoon 3 #azure does a thing

[medievalthymes]

fitzloved & safety

fool's errand / the martyrdom of saint sebastian, 1616 - guido reni / doubt comes in - hadestown / fool's errand / orpheus and eurydice, 1862 - edward poynter / heavy in your arms - florence and the machine / fool's errand / the execution of lady jane grey by paul delaroche / @ lostaffections / fool's errand / selene thrown down by argus — ferdinand keller / nylonlion / ivan the terrible and his son ivan — ilya repin / fool's fate/ portrait of lady on fire / fool's errand /metamorphoses - ovid/ fool's errand

#rote #realm of the elderlings #fitzloved #fitzchivalry farseer #i hope this makes sense to someone else other than me #something about fitz seeing beloved as safety and stability in his life / something about beloved seeing himself as the source of all of - #- fitz' pain and suffering #and yet fitz willingly goes to into beloves care knowing that he will not keep him safe #beloved's* #and yet #he feels the most safe around beloved despite all that #how could he utter a complaint other than he had been loved #sarah reads rote #long post #tawny man #tawny man trilogy #fitz and the fool #web weaving

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Something about how Fire & Ice give up on going after Pearl directly, and instead both arrow in on dissing Marina-

Something about, Pearl having no shame at all, outright telling Frye right off that Off the Hook is here to “take control” and then literally talking over Frye’s turn. Frye’s snarking on how Pearl isn’t the boss here and no one’s cheering for her, ignored. How she goes after both Frye and Shiver asking where Frye’s big friend is to help her pass this test, moving right on to saying they’re both just goons making a mess anyway, little fish who should stay in they're bowl, but

that seems to give Frye the idea of hitting back with the “who’s backing you? Imaginary friends?” line… like Marina doesn’t even count as a music partner- or a friend?

Pearl literally yaps about Marina being divine, one of a kind, voice so fine, big mind- raps the lines off her cuff and the heart that's proudly pinned there

And Frye and Shiver go TARGET DETECTED. They lock onto Marina.

Shiver doesn’t bother trying to needle Marina about Pearl, the way their partners were each doing- if Pearl has no shame then at least she DOES still have a weakness, a soft spot, a thing she openly cares about- something they can try riling her up over

(problem: Pearl actually has all the confidence in Marina as a musician, partner, and performer. She's WATCHED Marina be all those things for YEARS now)

In the end Frye and Shiver just rile up the gay feels. Because Marina’s been living with a rapper who LOVES hyping her up even when they’re not on stage- Pearl who said she’d cut a fish for Marina. And if you don’t come to Inkopolis with a lot of self confidence, well then getting some from your girlfriend is fine too  

But it’s cute that Pearl’s still so obvious about being Marina's no. 1 fan that Fire & Ice thought they could use it against her XD

#splatoon 3 #pearl houzuki #marina ida #pearlina #. #suffer no fools #suffer from the og gays instead #forever i love that Off the Hook just don't have drama with each other #LOTS of things they don't agree on #plenty of teasing #some not fun fights over their music #(when it comes to our art we have to be true to ourselves! NO compromises!) <- marina that's so sweet u guys only fight when you #AGREE it's IMPORTANT and that you both SHOULD #but otherwise? #they just are best buddies #......bedfellows even.... #.....canon sharers of the same bed.... #like their careers are a thing they do bc they like doing it with each other #(ahaha whoops the phrasing there uhh) #they like spending TIME together #OUTSIDE of music and band stuff #i love that for them #they're not family or childhood neighbors #they just picked each other up one day like 'oh hey cool this is what i've been missing' #:) #i love them

[wikitpowers]

KIT: i'm madly in love with ty ALSO KIT: let me just run away to a different country after not communicating properly TY: i'm madly in love with kit ALSO TY: let me assume he hates me because he left without saying goodbye and not contact him

#sounds like [2] stoopid fools to me #JUST TALK #LITERALLY SPEAK #OPEN YOUR MOUTHS AND WORDS WILL COME OUT #pls can they just reunite and make up #i need them HAPPY and not suffering #pls and thank u #kit herondale #ty blackthorn #kit x ty #kitty #the dark artifices #the wicked powers #tda #twp #tsc

[silver-griffincat]

i'm currently on day two of begging people to please, please stop infantilizing marina. she's a grown woman, long time celebrity and news host, and 100% knows how rap battles work and that she was in one.

no, being very kind and autistic coded does not automatically make her oblivious to the point of being totally unable to understand sarcasm, or unable to be mean to anyone.

and, it's true that being naive doesn't in itself make someone less intelligent, but with her background, she'd have to be kinda dumb to not have picked up these social skills eventually (autistic people can do that). which wouldn't work, because dumb, she certainly is not. the opposite, actually, in case anyone forgot.

let the girl have her win she got by turning shiver's strategy against them. stop downplaying what she's capable of in favor of presenting her as just a little uwu cute wholesome bean too pure for this world ❤️. that's a public figure, a prodigy combat engineer who deserted her whole militarized society, and a grown lesbian who probably lays with her wife on a regular basis, not the awkward clueless tism girlie there for you to project yourselves onto.

#splatoon #suffer no fools #off the hook #sorry if i sound a little too agitated on this fictional character's behalf #but please imagine how you'd feel about ppl talking about a real person like that #idk #im saying words

[purblethinkin]

#I really liked this pose… #frye onaga #suffer no fools #splatoon 3 #fan art #bright colors #eyestrain cw