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mr-stottlemonk · 2 months

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😭😭 leland says no SO VERY OFTEN on monk's behalf. how many times has he gone straight up, "yeahhh, no, my husband-boyfriend is not doing that for you" but ends up being tagged along when monk says yes anyway :D.

#monk 2002 #adrian monk #stottlemonk #leland stottlemeyer #stottlemeyer x monk #monk tv: s08e04 #mr. monk is someone else #saying no to monk is like #I M P O S S I B L E #for him #poor poor leland. wrapped around his finger. no way to escape 🎶#save this man #in midnightcowboy1969's words:#monk whipped

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qkmlh · 4 months

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Still ducking hilarious to me that Zoro & Sanji began their beef because they thought the other was misogynistic and it came to a head of no return when Zoro felt his title of ‘Luffy’s specialest boi’ threatened by Sanji’s comment

#MY DUDES PLEASE YOU’VE BOTH GOT THAT FEMINIST JUICE FLOWING YES THESE TWO THINGS IDEAS CAN BE TRUE AND EXIST BUT THEN!! BUT THEN!!!!#Zoro takes Sanji’s WE + NEED + HIM (Luffy) SO DUCKING P E R S O NA. L DEADASS STRUCK THE LOUDEST DAMN CORE IN ALL OF ZORO AND RAISED EVERY #DAMN ALARM POSSIBLE #Aaaaaand ‘You just got here /you/ don’t know what Luffy needs’ MY GOOD FIRST MATE OF A MAN C A L M D O W N N N IT IS /NOT/ THAT DEEP #‘I know he needs my cooking’ SANJII NOOOOO DON’T FALL FOR IT #‘Like what putting two slices of bread together’ Oh god. oh no. we are never coming back from this (pure hilarious joyous disaster) Ever!#Roronoa Zoro #Black Leg Sanji #Monkey D. Luffy #One Piece Live Action #OPLA #One Piece #All jokes aside tho Zoro was right to make sure they didn’t go inside to aid their captain #They would’ve been more of a distraction than help because Luffy wouldn’t have been able to let loose as much as he did #Zoro’s a good first mate but also buddy my guy my dude Sanji does NOT want your job bud ain’t nobody want your job especially when Luffy #made it very clear /you/ are worth more to him than /food/#Somebody should tell Zoro that tho man could use the affirmation #But also…my guy…what were you so jealous so hissy so darn quick to b!tch for helpp ☕️🤧💀#Zolu #Ani Rambles #Luzo

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csyakult · 3 months

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✻ ⌣ 🦦 ˚ 𖤛

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lovelymlem · 18 days

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sometimes I just wanna..

y e s

#i'm feeling in a goofy mood today #lovelymlem #v0re blog #safe v0re #soft v0re #it's like “o p e n w i d e b a be. i ' m f e e l i n g s n u g g l y.”/j #b0b v3ls3b

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deus-ex-mona · 1 month

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real talk: lxl should continue to explore romance fantasy concepts in their songs. it’s clearly working for them~

#typical prince aesthetics in romeo/julieta and nonfan… and now historical rofan in meoto…#(and there’s also whatever’s going on in tsuki no hime but that has no mv :( sadge)#sorry guys i still have meoto on the brain pls suffer with me~~~~~~~~~#but mannnnn. i was struck by sudden inspiration for a meoto au a n d #well. ig now i understand why they skipped over the falling in love phase. romance is hardddd #i want to subscribe to the meoto expansion pack p l s i need to know what their deal is~~~~#bc man. how in the world did they go from complete indifference to promising to stay together forever hello #what happened???????? excuse???????????#man. m a n. ok i think im done for the night. i hope #LXL MEOTO CRISIS 2K24 #(but if anyone here wants to get into the otome isekai genre in general… i recommend starting off with ✨s u r v i v i n g r o m a n c e✨#(it’s a great story and it’s still modernised enough to ease into the genre. and after that…)#(you can just go for the series with the most interesting premise/prettiest art/both tbh)#(though i personally recommend ✨the perks of being an s class heroine✨ ✨the villainess’s stationery shop✨ for milder content)#(and there’s also some series with both isekai and regression.)#(like they isekai after their 1st life in 20xx-> live out their 2nd life in the fantasy world -> regress to a point in their 2nd life)#(for that type i kinda like ✨i shall master this family✨ though ngl i’m mostly reading it bc i think the aunt is very pretty)#(a nd there’s the occasional modern regression story but that’s pretty soap drama-esque and the one i read got ridiculous at times lmao)#(but ofc the ones with less romance focus are fun too~~~~ like stories with multiple isekai-ed people for one)#(b u t i digress i think i’ll stop here before i lose the plot any longer ahaha~~~~)

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internetskiff · 3 months

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In awe of his Highschool English Teacher who is Chronologically 31 but Biologically 64 Energy

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pastelaspirations · 4 months

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Ta-dahhhh, a drawing that took me too long. It would have taken me less time had I quit second-guessing everything and taking 3 hour breaks after fixing one line. BUT YEE, I ACTUALLY LIKE IT VERY MUCH. For once. (Also, shoutout to my fren, @paintedkinzy-88 for teaching me how mirrors work. It is a long story. Although, probably only "long" because of my habit of telling things 5k words longer than they needed to be-)

Now, long headcanon rambling alert. This drawing is like... the ungodly compilation of so many of my headcanons. I absolutely didn't need to stuff it full of things I believe to be true so wholeheartedly, but I d i d.

First headcanon: Ink can feel. He has the capacity to experience emotions, he just needs a little help to do it. So, he has to take his vials to experience something that many people don't even need to think about. However, this leads to ✧˖°.angst.✧˖°. Ink has a whole lot of self-doubt and he second-guesses his "emotions" all the time because, technically, his emotions are artificially induced. Therefore, by extension, does that make the emotions themselves artificial? This leads well into my second headcanon.

Second headcanon: Ink's vials are basically an allegory for antidepressants. Suppose someone has been depressed for a very, very long time and then they get on antidepressants. They might become really disoriented. Because, really, which version of themself is the truest form of them? The happy, upbeat version of them is strange and foreign after being depressed for so long. Is the happy version truly them, or was it the other, depressed version of themself that they spent so many years living as? So, as ya can see, the 3rd day prompt for Inktobertale fit beautifully with my headcanons. <3

Third headcanon: Ink experiences a strong wave of whatever range of emotions pertaining to a particular vial after he takes it. For example, yellow, he'd experience a strong wave of joy, happiness, euphoria, etc., and for red, anger, fury, outrage, etc. The little sticky note in the corner of the mirror is a reminder that it's easier to take all the vials together than to spread them out. If he takes them all together, he can experience each strong wave in immediate succession. It's exhausting and he nearly has everything taken out of him at the end, but the ordeal is less... awful than if he spread it out for half an hour taking them one by one. That's why the cup is there hehe-

The little pictures on the mirror represent happier times! :D Since taking his vials, or his "medicine," is such an uncomfortable experience, having pictures on his mirror to remind him of happier times and that he has people that care about him really helps. He can pluck up the courage to actually take the vials after glancing over at beloved faces. ;_;

The holiday picture actually has a funny backstory behind it; the three of them were celebrating Gyftmas together at Blue's house, but it was during a time Dream was still fairly new to uh, "modern day traditions." I headcanon Dream acts really old and after being stuck in stone for so long, is like... tragically so far behind the times. He uses old timey lingo, has a very bad habit of comparing his centuries old age to your common AU resident, and comes off as, "How do you do, fellow kids-" more often than he would like. As such, he didn't understand why you would "dress up" for the holidays. He freaking showed up in his normal attire and was baffled why Blue and Ink were dressed differently. They made a lot of fun of him. Ink got a new sketchbook that he's holding in the picture. <3

The other picture... of course has a backstory. I'm s o r r y, okay. It is a problem, I can't quit sneaking Errorink into whatever I do. That little picture is of a time they were hanging out together cuddling in the antivoid. Error wrote the little note on the picture to remind Ink that his emotions are just as real and valid as the rest of them, and that if anyone were to tell him otherwise, he'd fight 'em. He told him to slap it on his mirror as a reminder when he goes to take his "medicine." ;_; <3 Will I find a way to sneak this into a fic/make a new fic with this scene? Probably, but I'm choosing not to worry about it rn-

FINALLY. LAST HEADCANON, I'M SORRY- Some of you may have noticed the sneaky little Asriel hiding in the picture. >:) Even that has lore behind it! :D It comes from an AU I call Storetale that I made up in two minutes solely to excuse the blatant goat bro easter egg.

Storetale is set in a timeline where the monsters and humans live on the surface together in harmony. But oh noooo, one day, Asgore and Toriel died in a bad car crash, and they left poor Chara and Asriel alone. ;_; Not to worry though! Mettaton adopted the two and they both became child celebrities. But not on tv, mind you. Nooo, they became the mascots of Mettaton's extremely successful supermarket chain, MettaStore. The AU follows the two as they deal with their very odd claim to fame, as well as the fact of being children and the face of a multi-million gold supermarket franchise.

I like to headcanon that Ink likes to watch this AU because of how wacko and heartfelt it can be at times. He got the soap in the picture from that AU, branded Golden Flower Soap. I also like to think Ink introduced Error to that AU and he unironically got invested into it too because of the contrived problems it comes up with similar to Undernovela.

AND THERE. THAT IS ALL. This was just the ultimate compilation of all my headcanons into a singular drawing that no one would ever know unless I made this ungodly long post to explain each and every one in detail even though no one asked. ;_; I'm sorry for such the long post. If any of you brave souls read this far, thank you and I hope I managed to spread my headcanons further-

✧˖°.Bonus:✧˖°. Here is a version with alternate eyes 'cus I couldn't choose which one I liked more and then one without a blurred background. Now, you can see the Errorink background details more clearly if you would like :D

#inktobertale2023 #ink sans #utmv #inktobertale day 3 #ink!sans #my headcanons #star sanses #errorink #But only if ya squint #Like yeah it's right there in plain view #but the drawing itself isn't errorink cuddles #This is so wonderfully angsty I love it #Scratching the angst itch m m m m #Am I going to find a way to incorporate this drawing into a fic or compose a new one entirely #P r o b a b l y #By that same token; will I find a way to shove Storetale into a fic?#Also highly likely because I have gotten unhealthily attached to a glorified shitpost au that I made up in 2 minutes #Is it stupid? Yes. Do I love it to death? Also y e s

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megaawkwardhuman · 30 days

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I found a way to quickly spam boop people

#throwing up my thoughts onto tumblr again #I ' m u n s t o p p a b l e

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rebeljyn · 1 year

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I feel like Vel and Cinta might either break up or have a huge fight next season(worst case scenario one or both of them die and forgive each other during the dying moments but I’m ignoring that possibility entirely). Cinta is Vel’s priority, it’s very clear, but Cinta’s priority isn’t Vel, it’s the Resistance. If there came a mission where they had to sacrifice the other to help the Resistance win against the empire Vel would sacrifice the mission to save Cinta, Cinta would sacrifice Vel to save the mission.

#i do love them but that relationship is having P R O B L E M S #big ones too #vel sartha #cinta kaz #andor #andor spoilers #star wars #mari just saying things

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biitchcakes · 1 month

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i do love it early on when she heroes other heroes. . .

The woman falls without a sound, 250 feet straight down toward the roiling black water of the Golden Gate. She never reaches it because Spider-Woman is there to catch her.

❝ I don't know who this character is, or what he's done ⸺ but I'm taking him out of here ! He deserves better than to be fodder for your unholy experiments ! ❞

Streaking Earthward like a scarlet missile, The Spider-Woman intercepts her falling adversary. . .

i love it especially when it's their first time meeting each other.

#this is carol & bruce & obvs peter btw #i know there's more but i've got no clue where ngl #also i just - her looking out for bruce from the get go #oOoOooOooooh ho ho 😭#holding carol's hand by the end of that issue #peter smooching her goodbye by the end of the one they meet in #she's so friend shaped fr #( a e s t h e t i c . )#( c h . s t u d y . )#( c o m i c s . )#( e d i t s . )#( v i s a g e . )#( j e s s i c a & c a r o l // d a n v e r s i i s m . )#( j e s s i c a & p e t e r // w e b h e a d e d h e r o . )#( c a r o l d a n v e r s . )#( b r u c e b a n n e r . )#( p e t e r p a r k e r . )

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sunsetcowboy · 4 months

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Just finished a week of stressful and tiring appointments/procedure. It's turns out I'm fine, nothing some medicine can't fix! I'm soo relieved. These past 4 months have been the scariest and most painful months of my life.

#i haven't been here l ately cause I've been b usy/d istracted w all of this. literally took all of my e nergy everyday #that was just this we ek i had so many other a ppointments/t est done cause my d octors were all w orried #but luckily none of it was anything too serious #still having to deal w my p revious pr oblem but im getting better at m anaging it #for the f irst ti me in four years i can see m yself li ving...l iving more #all the lost o pportunities. f riendships. t ime. I'm still m ourning them.#but maybe it's not too late for other chances #way more p ositive thinking than about 3 weeks ago #rin posting #maybe I'll l ove things again. things like d rawing and w riting. maybe I can #I'm sure no one even n oticed i was gone really but this is g ood n ews so i felt like s haring it.#sorry. a sk to t ag

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koushirouizumi · 2 days

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D I G I M O N 02 x Tri {x T.x.t P o s t(s) M e m e} ~ K O U S H I R O x T A I C H I {KOUxTAI}

{Cap’d by Me} {DO NOT R E-P O S T} {DO NOT C O P Y} (Please ASK to Use/Share!) {DO NOT RE POST TO OTHER S I T E S WITHOUT MY PERMISSION UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!}

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deus-ex-mona · 5 months

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happy akarin day!!

#sincerely hope she’s having a nice day with mochita <33333333 #(not) sorry for the inactivity as of late~~~~~ twt doomscrolling and isekai manhwa have gotten the best of me #i’ll come crawling back out of the woodwork when the next mv (which will prolly be lxl lbr) drops later this month/week #or maybe next week when i f i n a l l y finish the beach sisters bc im too tired for that this week sorryyyyy #or m a y b e e e e e when they drop the announcements for the gen 1 comiket manga that seems to be in the works~~~~?#h o p i n g for more mochiaka pls they were gen 1’s peak couple #midosena aren’t in the running for best gen 1 couple bc their songs dropped way after the og 6’s did lmao #can’t believe akechi’s song came before midosena’s did tbh… thank you v flower #so!!! till then~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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vahrutasgrace · 4 months

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🍌 @mightiestbanana liked for a starter!

¯`°¤.¸.¤ ¯`°¤.-- ♕ II Mipha smiled, the corners of her lips curving upward in a muted warmth. Hand griped over her chest, she lowered her gaze in the presence of the Yiga leader.

"I'm so glad to know that you've seen the error of your ways and are fighting alongside us now, Master Kohga. Your alliance will prove most profitable against a stronger foe." She said, hoping she didn't offend him in any way. It was no secret that Astor had used Kohga's own people to gain a stronger power, and she prayed her words didn't serve as a cruel reminder.

She wanted to use this opportunity to establish a bond with the other though, even if it meant sacrificing her own comfort. She didn't trust him, which showed in the rigid stance she held and the stiffness of her shoulders, but if Zelda was willing to offer him a place amongst their ranks, then she knew she needed to trust the princess. Only through the Hylian army and her princess, did her loyalty lay.

"I appreciate your services and I am here to heal you in battle. Should the time come, I will be at your side." Her gaze lifted, her head tilting in a friendly approach, even if the ridged discomfort in her form didn't soften despite her cooperative words.

#mightiestbanana #{ a g e of c a l a m i t y; AU }#{ m i p h a; princess of the z o r a }#{ m a s t e r k o h g a; the b i g b a n a n a }#{ s t a r t e r p o s t }#{just a little something to get us started and get them acquainted! :D Im excited }

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pinckett · 5 days

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Testing something

#a b. c. d. e. f. g. h. i. j. k. l. m. n. o. p. q. r. s. t. u. v. w. x. y. z.#that 78 letters #🙎🏾‍♀️ okay testing now #92 characters then the emoji

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cherrybomb-xoy · 16 days

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AHKKAJJKISKLSXSJAKOLZLDLSKAMMDJDJDJDJJNFNRCHKK

#a #b #c #d #e #f #g #h #i #j #k #l #m #n #o #p #q #r #s #t #u #v #w #x #y #z

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