#monk whipped

[mr-stottlemonk]

it's all in how monk believes, sadly and in disbelief, "how could anybody love me unconditionally?"

while stottlemeyer says, worried and hopeful, "don't break my heart"

#monk 2002 #adrian monk #leland stottlemeyer #stottlemonk #stottlemeyer x monk #fellas is this not the sign of romanticism #monk deserves all the love #all the hugs stottlemeyer has given him. all the smiles. all the time stottlemeyer will give him and all the compliments too #monk dw stottlemeyer loves you unconditionally #so unconditionally it makes him look stupid #stupid & smitten #monk whipped #they need each other

[lumiink]

everyone say hello to Shen! they are my new level 5 plasmoid way of mercy monk for a game I'm getting to play next week. very excited to play and for managing to finish an art for the first time in months!

#dnd #dnd character #dnd art #plasmoid #monk #i named them shen (渗) because i think im funny #lumiink originals #shen is an any pronouns kinda girl #whipped him up in a few hours #thank you symmetry tool my beloved

[zenathered]

I wanna show off Baldur’s Gate 3 Zena (Zena the Tav) but I’m so sucked into this game I always forget to upload screens agshsv

#I hit lvl 9 monk and it’s fun #the cutscenes when everybody takes out their weapons are funny #cause Zena just puts up her dukes while everybody whips out giant weapons #it’s working so well I have fire and radiant damage with punches agshsv

[midnightcowboy1969]

Odd Monk post perhaps, but I really believe Randy would kill for Leland to call him “a good boy” but Leland would call Adrian “a good boy” and based on Natalie and Gena Rowlands calling Adrian “a good boy” Adrian would’ve liked it very much, but Randy would get annoyed by that. After all, he can roll around and play dead. Adrian Monk won’t even touch grass!

#if Randy and Adrian Monk were both drowning Leland would save Adrian #because Randy can swim #also Leland is Monk whipped

[ravenkings]

i have to say, i think the mid 2000s the da vinci code craze was much more formative for me than i’d probably like to admit

#like sketchy/corrupt religious figures and sects + conspiracies + esoteric knowledge + sex cults + art history + puzzles..... #+ scary but hot monk who kills people and then self-flagellates naked..................... #i was in like 4th or 5th grade i think lol #VERY formative................... #(tbh i think this is one of the reasons i have like no sympathy for ''PROTECT THE CHILDREN'' arguments about literature) #like i was like 12 years old and reading about ritual sex and men whipping themselves lmao #the da vinci code #text

[bobafett]

it's one of life's little injustices that using a whip in d&d 5e does not really grant you any substantial mechanical benefits despite the concept of "i hit people with a whip during heated combat" being very cool

#like... yeah reach and finesse but only 1d4 damage #although one thing i've never done but which could be very fun would be way of the kensai monk with a whip #anyway i feel like you should be able to trip people with one is all #from the beehive

[mr-stottlemonk]

😭😭 leland says no SO VERY OFTEN on monk's behalf. how many times has he gone straight up, "yeahhh, no, my husband-boyfriend is not doing that for you" but ends up being tagged along when monk says yes anyway :D.

#monk 2002 #adrian monk #stottlemonk #leland stottlemeyer #stottlemeyer x monk #monk tv: s08e04 #mr. monk is someone else #saying no to monk is like #I M P O S S I B L E #for him #poor poor leland. wrapped around his finger. no way to escape 🎶 #save this man #in midnightcowboy1969's words: #monk whipped

[axolot-of-ideas]

L + Ratio

Cilan got swept by a Skitty

#It was kinda luck for sleep turns #but tail whip sleep Strat for monke #and fake out for the lilpup #axol nuzlockes random pokemon white

[evilwizard]

*at the club* hell yeah! turn up the gregorian chanting! *DJ starts whipping the gregorian monks faster*

[inverttheory]

i have genuinely never been attracted to someone with blue eyes, it's 99% beautiful soulful rich vibrant warm comforting brown eyes & 1 person with green eyes, very vibrant & lively true green eyes .

#sorry for the crimes of having blue eyes though [whipping myself like a medieval monk]

[semercury]

Actually why is existing so agonizing?

#stuff sarah says #yes this is about how im bad at socialization and also my brain is awful #there are several reasonable explanations. and even if it is the unreasonable one its not my fault and it was a weird misunderstanding #and yet. agony. pure agony #i should have been a midieval monk. writing the same thing over and over again and also whipping myself

[samreich]

Yesterday we lost our beloved dog Finnegan to cancer. He was 7 years old.

Finn was rescued by Maeday Rescue along with 3 other pups and their mom from a parking lot in Tarzana. He was, to us, less of a dog and more of a little boy. He was sweet, watchful, and affectionate, but also rambunctious, independent, and opinionated. We never learned his breed, but we suspect he was largely Lhasa Apso, who the Tibetan monks had guard their holy temples. His favorite things were balls and cheese, and his least favorite things were children and water.

Finn was whip smart and learned 15+ tricks in his short life: “sit,” “stay,” “roll over,” “speak,” “stand up” and more. He also learned things we never meant for him to: "where's your mom" and "where's your dad" would send him searching for either one of us; "go see who it is" would heave him howling toward the door.

He would ask for pets by propping himself up on your knee and then petting himself, pawing at his own face. He would go upside-down for belly-rubs, and then - if you stopped - go somehow *further* upside-down, making himself irresistible. He would ask to play ball by dropping it repeatedly at your feet ad infinitum. And, if your face was in reach, he would launch himself at you and cover you in kisses.

His long hair was the talk of the neighborhood. When we dyed his tail rainbow colors for pride, he earned the local nickname "rainbow dog." When he ran - at a top speed pretty impressive for 13 pounds - his hair would be one step behind him, creating a sort of antigravity effect. When he was bathed by the wonderful team at Jess Rona Grooming, he would suddenly look as small and fragile as he really was.

I'll miss the "ka-thunk, ka-thunk, ka-thunk" of him coming down the stairs. I'll miss the way he'd nonchalantly bark at the door for hours, like a percolating pot of coffee. I'll miss the way he unfolded his entire body to pee, like a ballerina. I'll miss him sunbathing on the deck in the morning, wearing squinty eyes and a deadpan expression. And I'll miss his holy presence in our lives. Dog backwards and all that.

Love you forever, little man.

[hippiepowrs]

he's a goner

eddie munson x gn!best friend!reader

a/n: this is the first fic i'm ever posting on here i'm so nervous plz don't eat me guys

warnings: pining. yearning. longing, if you will. just eddie being totally whipped. swearing. weed use/vague descriptions of being high. d&d terminology. one line from gareth. no use of y/n or reader's pronouns. eddie's pov.

wc: 571

Eddie’s in way too fucking deep.

Maybe this is salvageable?

No, he’s a goner.

It’s not like this is a scene he hasn’t watched before–his best friend laughing, giggling, and smoking with the rest of the older Hellfire boys–hell, it happens every week. But there’s a certain point where the high starts to hit him just right, and he can’t help himself from staring at you. Despite his typical loudness, the usual brash and joking demeanor that overtakes him, he just sits in his chair, quieter than ever. It’s not unheard of for him to get quiet, so nobody thinks anything of it.

You’re the prettiest person to ever exist, he thinks. He finds himself thinking that a lot. The way one corner of your mouth lifts a little more than the other when you smile, the way your eyes crinkle, the way you sparkle as you giggle; he loves it all. He loves the way you look when you blow smoke through your lips. He’s never been more honored to roll in his life. He’d buy all the weed in Indiana if it meant he got to watch you smoke it. 

Eddie often finds himself wanting to write about you or draw you, but he’s nervous he won’t capture you correctly. You’re the kind of beauty that only the Greeks could capture. He wishes he could sculpt like them, just to be able to sculpt you.

A nudge to his arm breaks him out of his trance. He sees you smiling up at him from the floor. It’s a sight he hopes he’ll get to see for the rest of time.

“Ed,” You say, voice soft and a little tired, “Can you back me up here? Can you please tell these nerds that fighter isn’t the best class?” 

“What?” He mumbles, still out of it. “Guys, literally any class is as good as you make it. Except monks.”

“Fuck off.” Gareth responds, throwing a handful of chips in his mouth.

Eddie zones back out after that. Whatever B-horror movie Jeff brought continues to drone on in the background as you and the guys continue to argue, but he can’t be bothered to listen to any of the words he hears. By the time he zones back in, the guys are standing up and brushing themselves off, clearly ready to leave. They say their goodbyes and Eddie waves them off, leaving him alone with you. 

“Is it cool if I sleep over tonight?” Your voice is his favorite thing to hear. Even better than Hetfield or Dio.

“‘Course.” He says, voice more grumbly than he expected. “You know you’re always welcome to.” 

He watches you stand up, watches the way your shirt rides up as you stretch, admires the sleepiness in your eyes. He wants you in his bed, next to him, he wants to wake up to your face in the morning. He wants the smell of your shampoo to overwhelm him. He wants to kiss you, soft and sweet.

“Jesus fucking Christ.” He mumbles under his breath, running a hand over his face before standing back up. Your footsteps are already trailing down the hall to his room, and he quickly follows. You’re halfway through throwing one of his shirts on, which you do every time you sleep over. He’ll never get tired of the way his worn-out shirts hang off your body. He’ll never get tired of you. 

#eddie munson x reader #eddie munson #stranger things #stranger things fic #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson x gn!reader #stranger things x reader #first fic #this is so nerve wracking guys please #eddie munson x best friend reader

[v-valor]

Favourite Prosecutor Poll Whooop!

#ace attorney #trials and tribulations #apollo justice #the great ace attorney #justice for all #dual destinies #spirit of justice #professor layton vs phoenix wright #polls #miles edgeworth #franziska von karma #klavier gavin #barok van zieks #kazuma asogi #simon blackquill #nahyuta sahdmadhi #manfred von karma #darklaw #zacharias barnham #godot #Wanted to include Sebastian but didn't have space for him

[shigure]

the thing about that labru "how does he fuck" post is that laios isn't under any circumstances gonna fuck some random elf bitch. what's INFINITELY more likely is him getting caught in some looney tunes situation where an elf assassin keeps trying to feed him poison but he's already immune to all of it through a comedic mix of either having eaten it already and knowing a better way to prepare it (like that one story about the monk and the poison mushrooms) or residual effects of becoming the dungeon lord. laios just thinks they're really nice, eventually winning them over with his sheer blithe tenacity, at which point they proposition him for sex and he decides right then and there that they're trying to kill him. frustrated, they validate his fears by finally whipping out a dagger, at which point he snaps them like a toothpick (sustaining a few minor injuries because he's not as good at fighting humans he just doesn't fuck around). kabru is watching it all closely though that part is still true.

#absolutely great guy. will be the nicest man on earth until you tell him that you think he's alright. #at which point he has you executed for treason. #POST

[mr-stottlemonk]

every single of ep of monk, a study:

leland: angry at/doesn't want to believe monk

adrian: looks at him with his big, brown eyes

leland, internally: fucking hell, why do i always fall for this-

#sometimes being monk whipped is too much #monk is his kryptonite #yes you heard me #monk 2002 #stottlemeyer x monk #stottlemonk