#I LOVE SEIJOH'S BIG 4

[torusluvrr]

SeaSerpent!Hanamaki x Sailor!gn!reader

Genre: strangers to lovers(kinda), supernatural!au, past to time!skip

Warnings: angst(heavy?), drowning, d3ath, bittersweet, loneliness, fluff a lil

"You have a long shot, kid." Your mother stood before you, standing proudly on the wooden boat underneath a gray gloomy sky. Your mother wore a small tank-top shirt with dirty fabric pants, her skin covered in dirt and salt from the ocean.

You were standing there agaped, truly idolizing the woman. Your mother was the afraid of anything except for one. Sea serpents. She never showed fear but inside, she was horrified. She was also in fear of losing you, especially to a sea serpent. You knew her hatred towards sea serpents, so as you grew, so did your hatred for sea serpents. You turned seventeen on the day your mother died to sea serpents, you were never the same as you went into a depressing state. Your hatred for sea serpents was powerful, and as much as you wanted them to go to extinction, you couldn't hurt nature. Your mother loved nature, though your mother was as rebellious and as adventurous as she was, she was compassionate. Though she hated serpents, she couldn't stand hurting them or other creatures. And because of that, she died. And soon you learned to never hold back once you encounter a sea serpent. Hatred boiled in your veins, growing hotter by the second. You wish you saved your mother who also saved you.

Your mother gave you a cheeky grin, hugging you to her side, shaking you playfully. You remember her accent clear as old as day when she spoke each minute, like a beautiful siren singing in your ears.

" 'M so proud of ya. I'm thinkin' one day you get to be captain of this ship the day when ya turn eighteen. Ya came all this way. I couldn't be any more proud of ya than I was from all those times before. Maybe there'll be men in the way!" Your mom teased you, using her index finger, curving it towards you, pretending to be a pirate by closing one eye and using the other to peer at you. You laughed, blush filled your cheeks with happiness. "I was thinkin', I wanted to give this for ya birth-" Your mother's sentence was interrupted by few of the men in the crew shouting, it alerted you and your mother, making your mother look at you sternly. You gave her a worried look before she took off, seeing the comotion, yelling at crew members to raise the sail and to try to move away. Some men ignored her and panicked, trying to prepare the cannons. Your mother looked stressed for a second before calming herself, running her fingers through her scalp. She turned to you, eyes full of worry. She walked towards you hurriedly, putting her rough hands onto your shoulders.

"As you mother and the captain of this ship, you are my top priority. And as my top priority, I expect you to hide somewhere where it can't see you." You shook your head, confused and in denial. "What about you?..Aren't you.. Aren't you gonna come with me?" A soft roar was heard as she gave you a stern look. You looked at her as if she was lying but she wasn't. Tears brimmed your eyes as the sea monster below hit the ship, causing you to stumble as your mother held herself steady. She held you up right after, carrying you easily as she ignored you thrash and cry in her arms. She held you gently, placing you behind crates that were standing next to the mizzen mast. You cried out as she hesitantly left you alone, leaving you in a sobbing and screaming mess. It broke her heart painfully hearing your screams, but if there something that could harm you, she would do anything just to prevent that happening. By keeping you safe. A sea serpent arose from the water, screeching as the cannons blew at it, a low growl erupting from under the boat. You wanted to run out and cling to your mother but you were scared, you were terrified. Your mother tried moving the ship away but something held it back. Was there another sea serpent?

Nevermind that, you were too scared to even look at the sea serpent who was above the surface. So you cowed away, trying to make yourself small as much as you can. Cries were heard from you which alerted the serpent, it clawed the mizzen mast, breaking it as it moves the crates out of the way. It stares at you in hunger as you hugged yourself, standing up and trying to run away. You felt it's presence right next to you until you were pushed onto the wooden floor, giving you splinters, a small wound on your knees and arms. You immediately turned around as everything was in slow motion. Your mother had pushed you, pain and regret written across her expression.

You saw a brown necklace with a locket that flew out of your mother's hands as her body was engulfed by a large mouth. It clashed across the floor as you cried out in emotional pain. You quickly crawled across the floor, your aching bloody knees and palms scraping against the floor as you eagerly reach the locket quickly, pulling it from the ground and to your chest. You heaved as you held the locket to your chest tightly. Men shouted and cried, cannons being fired. A creak was slowly heard until you realized the boat was being tilted over, the serpent swallowed a few men whole while you fell into the water, holding onto the locket tightly as you tried reaching above the surface. In panick, you thrash and turn as you slowly began feeling weak, not being able to hold the air you contained. You stopped thrashing as bubbles escaped your mouth, slowly fading into the dark sea. You nearly closed your eyes until you saw a shadow loom over you. Feeling something wrap around you, you closed your eyes as you passed out. You felt your body move through the water, feeling your body touch the cold air. You coughed harshly, water escaping your mouth. You blinked a few times, your eyes bloodshot from the water. Your vision was hazy and you felt weak, you saw a pair of bright yellow eyes looking into yours as you reached your hand out to touch the creature that saved you. It flinched before hesitantly scattering away, back into the ocean. You sat up, wincing at your palms touching the wet wood under you, staring half-lidded into the ocean. Your eyes soon widened as you realized you didn't have the locket your mother dropped. You panicked as your eyes started getting watery, shivering and hiccuping. You cried as tears escaped your eyes.

The crew men shook in their rubber shoes as you glared at them. "I told you what to do, didn't I? Now why isn't it done?" The man in your doorway fiddled with his fingers nervously as he avoided your glare, "listen captain... I've- I've got it done, al- alright? But it's just that.."

You raised your brow in annoyance, pressing your fingertips against your temple, leaning onto your elbow. "We only had just... just one person.. to-"

"Seriously??!" You scowled as the two men behind him jumped at your yell, you sighed in annoyance before calmly talking. "Don't let this happen again when we're in a season to get new men in my ship. You had a job to do. You failed to do it, I expect to not let this happen again. You're dismissed." You heard the men scatter away from your doorway, murmuring.

"Don't be too harsh on our guys," the dark curly haired man chuckles, his arms crossed as he leaned against the doorway. You sigh, a 'tired but willing to joke' smile appeared on your face. "Aren't you supposed to be out doing your thing? Keeping an eye out?"

You chuckle before your smile faded off, flipping through some papers. "It's not my fault they're so horrible at their job, y'know? Even I did better when I was seventeen. They had one simple thing to do. They're lucky I even let them stay on this ship instead of feeding them off to the monsters of the sea." He laughs, leaning off the door frame and walking towards you. He crosses his arms again and leans onto you, replacing the doorframe with you. "You're startin' to sound like a pirate there, cap."

You slowly turn your head at him, a deadpan expression on your face. You sigh, giving him a small smile before looking back to what you were looking at. "I advise you go back to your post, Matsukawa. You don't wanna become one of the guys now, do you?"

"That's my cue," he chuckles, acting nervous knowing you're just playing around. Before heading out of the room, he gives you a sympathetic smile before leaving. You study close onto the papers displayed on your desks, flipping through them before stopping on one.

It was an anatomy of a sea serpent, labeled aspects of the drawing. Your mother gave this to you when you were just a small child. Truth is, you never see sea serpents. Not after the incident. Suddenly, an image of your mom came up, and so did the image of her risking her life, just for you. Pursing your lips, you held your head in your hand.

Oh how you wish you could change things, if you had more time.

It wasn't until then you felt the ship shake and a few cries out. You immediately got up from your chair, a irritating screech coming from the chair before falling onto the floor. You rushed outside, seeing your men run around, readying the cannons. You run up to one of your men, your most trusted ones.

"Hajime! What-- what's going on?"

"A sea serpent is attacking!" He shouted through the yellings and screeching. A frightened expression was brought to your face when the information dawned on you, his hand landing on your shoulder. "It'll be okay, Y/n. We trust you." You look up at him, one of your men calling your name for the first time. And as in 'we', Matsukawa and Oikawa appeared behind him, a stern look on their faces, except Oikawa's seemed much nicer. "Thank you," you replied, fingers trembling.

"Move the ship away!" You shouted above your crew, a faint roar being heard, the boat rocking until it almost tilted. You were about to shout something when the boat's end began to rise, making you fall as well as your crew. Your back harshly hit the wooden wall, making your groan in pain. Some of your men even fell in the water, before the boat's end dropped, making you sigh in relief. It wasn't until the boat started to tilt sideways, your gaze immediately averting to your friends.

You see them reach out to you before everything felt wet, everything went silent, the bitter salty water engulfed you and entered your mouth. Forcing your eyes open, you see one of your friends Oikawa struggle, Matsukawa knocked out and fading into the darkness of the ocean, while Iwaizumi...

Iwaizumi was nowhere to be found.

A few bubbles escaped your mouth before everything became black.

You gasp, taking in the air as much as you can. Your body was cold. And the only thing that was keeping you warm was your tears that were streaming down. You lost everything. You mainly lost those who were close to you. Those who were important. Those who possibly accountable for how your heart aches for them. So much more.

You sat up, your body shivering in the cold. Staring at the sunset that barely gave you warmth, you closed your eyes, savoring the dreading moment.

You stayed like this until night, sleeping with no cushion, but on the bottom of your boat.

Your eyes went wide, getting up to your feet with such speed. You heard movement in the water, making you high on guard. You had no weapons, but fighting was worth the risk. Even if you could get killed in seconds. If it could being you with your friends, you wouldn't mind. You were snapped out of your thoughts when you saw a pink hair man peek out from the water. One you never saw before so he definitely wasn't one of your crew. What was he doing out here? How can he even survive in water? Did he get into a ship wreck with a sea monster too?

"It's you."

Wonder was written on his pale and beautiful complexion, watching him eye you. You were confused because you don't even know this guy, not one bit. You felt cold until blood rises to your cheeks, feeling your face get hot. You quickly looked away from the man that clinbed on top of the boat before standing up, his figure taller than your form.

You stopped blushing when you saw a bronze colored locket shining under the moonlight. You turned your head to look at him in surprise, not acknowledging he's even naked anymore. He dropped the locket into your hands, a soft smile on his face. "I'm guessing that was yours."

"It.. It was. How'd you know?"

"I was there," he replies, a sorrowful smile appearing on his face. Before you were gonna speak, he hugs you which you go mad crazy at. You couldn't mutter out the words, not when the cold stopped you, making your bottom lip quiver every second. It was odd though. Because his body gave you warmth. You expected him to share the same coldness knowing he's been in the ocean. Blood rose to your cheeks knowing his bare body was touching your body, luckily you were covered.

Creating some distance between you two, you open the locket, seeing an imagine of your mother on one side and you on the other. You look up at him with tears in your eyes before looking down at it, a raspy chuckle coming out of you. "I'm not sure.. If I have hoppe. I lost.. Everything. Everyone."

"I know." He looks at you with sad eyes before cupping your face in his hands, a bittersweet smile. "Maybe.."

You look up into his eyes, listening to what he has to say.

"Maybe we would've had different lives if we lived in didn't have different worlds and it wasn't so tragic." He takes a few steps back, and you, yearning for warmth follows him until water envelops the both of you, watching him become into a sea serpent. And somehow, you didn't react. You just stared into his yellow eyes while he stared into yours.

He held you close to his body, a few bubbles escaping your mouth. A low growl was heard and you felt yourself starting to let go, your body slowly becoming limp and freely float in the water. He held your body with his until your body was fully embedded with the cold, hugging you tightly.

"In another life."

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The serlents who attacked were not hanamaki, I'll let u in on a little secret.

You survived the incident because of him, and nearly after that he tried searching for you for ages. And when he found you, you were so ready to die so he simply gave you what you wanted and what he wanted. Was to be close to you.

#fanfic #anime #fiction #haikyuu!! #iwaizumi #hanamaki takahiro #hanamaki #hanamaki x you #hanamaki x reader #haikyu!! x y/n #supernatural #halloween #i love halloween #I LOVE SEIJOH'S BIG 4 #oikawa toru #matsukawa issei #love them all #author #felt sad writing this #bittersweet #felt like it was a horrible ending #but its ok

[cottonlemonade]

Hiii!! I want to send a request but before that ofc i first want to say how i love your works, love how there's another writer for us chubby readers and espc in haikyuu☹️🫂🗣️🫶🏼 i hope you continue to grace us💘🩷

and off to my request if you will 🙇🏽‍♀️ thank you!!!!

for issei, a large *to* medium green apple with a slice of lemon😁

The Coziness Of Storagerooms

word count: 882 || avg. reading time: 4 mins.

pairing: post-time skip!Issei Matsukawa x chubby!Reader

genre: fluff-ish smut

warnings: mdni, nsfw, swearing, also spoilers

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Was he jealous? Absolutely not. Would he shoot the Argentinian captain to the moon or feed him to a business of ferrets when he touched your arm like that to ensure a slow and miserable death? In a heartbeat.

The Seijoh 4 were attending a small benefit gala upon invitation of their former captain. Oikawa and the Argentinian national team were currently in Japan for a tournament and would spend their time greasing palms of potential investors and, theoretically, Issei had been looking forward to tonight - hanging out with his friends in a fancy suit, having good food and most importantly, getting to show you off to absolutely anyone with eyes. When he picked you up earlier he had spent a full five minutes taking pictures of you from every angle, all stunning in your evening gown, perfectly wrapping around your generous curves. If it wouldn‘t have been for Oikawa, he honestly would have just stayed in and ravished you in that dress. Unfortunately (although not surprisingly), you caught the eyes of one of Oikawa‘s teammates and the tall handsome man had been glued to your side ever since. And because his girlfriend was completely oblivious to his advances, you simply laughed along and took his flirting for simple curiosity. Issei really didn‘t want to be that guy that got all macho and marked his territory but… the alternative was watching his gorgeous girl being charmed at the buffet by some other guy and not even realizing it! He shouldn‘t stoop this low. He shouldn‘t turn into some kind of caveman and drag you away. You were strong and smart and could look after yours- did he just touch your ass?! Okay, fuck this, caveman it would have to be.

“Found you.“, a deep familiar voice said behind you. You sighed in relief. That guy was getting way too close for your liking. You turned to Issei, gratefully linking your arm with his.

“You wanna go get some fresh air, baby?“ With a small polite nod to the Argentinian captain you let your boyfriend lead you away.

“Thank you.“, you let out when you exited the large gala hall. You hadn‘t even noticed how stuffy it was in there. Wanting to veer right towards the big glass doors into the venue‘s courtyard you were surprised when Issei instead pulled you to the left and down a corridor.

“Where are you going?“, you laughed, trying to keep up with his long strides while in heels, but the arm around your hips kept you steady.

Issei opened a door here and there until, “Ah, now this looks cozy.“

It was a storage room for extra chairs and tables. Only a bit of moonlight trickled through a small rectangular window near the ceiling, barely illuminating the room enough to make out more than shapes.

“Gee, I wonder what you want to do here.”, you chuckled and let him lift you onto one of the tables.

Trapped between his strong arms on either side of you, you hummed happily when his lips found yours. For a while he only kissed you, getting needier not long after you started.

“Lay back.”, he panted, holding the back of your head so you wouldn’t hurt yourself.

Seeing you all pretty on the table like that fried the last few rational thoughts that were trying to get his attention.

Issei walked to the end of the table and slowly pushed up your dress, disappointed that the dim silvery light didn’t allow him to fully appreciate your panties. But he did grin when his large hand wandered up your thigh and he felt how wet you were for him.

“Mmh, look at you. How perfect you are, babygirl.”

You seemed to expect him to simply pull the fabric aside but he had other plans. After regaining some sense of reality he stopped squeezing your thighs and hooked his fingers into the band of your panties, pulling them off completely.

“Babe, what are you… ah… you can’t just…”, you moaned.

“Why? You don’t need them.”, Issei said calmly, tucking your underwear into his pocket. He pulled you closer to him, leaned down and began to devour you. There was no teasing, no build up, he just. needed. to taste you.

“Ah… oh my god… nghh, ah! Issei! Yes! Oh my god, don’t stop!” The high pitched pleas from your lips made him grip you tighter, his strong fingers digging into your flesh as his tongue pushed and played and flicked every inch of your pussy he could have at once. You reached down to grab his hair, pulling him even closer and he was pretty sure he could die of happiness right now.

With his relentless stimulation it didn’t take long until you came over his tongue. He greedily lapped up everything you gave him, giving your swollen clit a couple more harsh sucks, before standing up.

“Is it okay if I fuck you, baby?”, he asked, still entirely drunk on you.

Issei could just make out that you gave a little nod.

“Use your words.”, he groaned, lifting your ankle to his lips to give it a kiss.

“Yes, please… please fuck me. I need you.”, you managed to breathe out in a desperate whisper.

“Thank you, princess.”

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a/n: thank you for the request and your kind words! Y’all are being so cute 🥹✨ this one also got a bit away from me 😂 please enjoy!

#sunnys lemonade stand #matsukawa x chubby reader #mattsun x chubby Reader #issei x chubby reader #matsukawa x reader #haikyuu x chubby reader #chubby reader #haikyuu smut #matsukawa issei x chubby reader #matsukawa issei x reader #matsukawa issei #hq matsukawa #matsukawa smut #haikyuu matsukawa #seijoh four

[scarfwrites]

Fake Dating

❅Genre : Fluff  / Crack , Angst

❅Pairings: Iwaizumi x Reader 

                     Tsukishima x Reader

                     Kuroo x Reader 

❅Warnings: Angst, mentions of cheating but not the reader, vulgar language, a lotta crack cuz it's the seijoh 4, sexual because tumblr said so

❅Word Count: 10,395

❅A/N: OKAY THE IWAIZUMI ONE MIGHT BE VERY SELF INDULGENT BUT I CAN’T HELP IT I LOVE HIM

I also cried writing his 

Iwaizumi

“Make sure you don’t miss that spike! Y/N-chan’s watching~~” Oikawa teased as Iwaizumi looked over to you almost missing his spike making the third years laugh

“YOU ALMOST MISSED!” Makki teasingly yelled from across the court

“Aww, Iwa-chan I didn’t know you wanted to impress Y/N-chan that badly!” Oikawa laughed loudly but soon stopped once a very angry Iwaizumi glaring at him

“I swear I’ll fucking kill you if you do that again” Iwaizumi threatened making the setter gulp

“Luckily Iwaizumi won’t do that in front of Y/N” Kindaichi whispered to the other lower years

“Alright Let’s all take a water break!” Matsun yelled holding a bunch of water bottles

The whole team expected you to greet them with your usual lunches that you’d prepare for all of them. But instead, they were greeted with a very bummed-looking Y/N watching their phone.

“Looks like they didn’t see what happened earlier, lucky you” Makki teased as Iwaizumi looked at him with annoyance

“Yahoo Y/N-chan! I hope you have your lunches you pack they’re delicious!” Oikawa exclaimed happily getting zero response from you

“They look really distracted  with their phone” Yahaba pointed out as he drank from his water bottle

“Hello? Earth to Y/N!” Oikawa yelled waving a hand in front of your face

“Huh? Oh are you all done?” you asked as everyone gave you weird looks

“We’re having a water break” Matsun said sitting down

“Yeah and where are those lunches you usually pack” Oikawa asked as you looked through your bag

“Here they are” you spoke sadly as you gave Oikawa your packed lunch making everyone concerned

“Thanks! I was starving!” Oikawa said in relief as Iwaizumi smacked the back of his head

“Nevermind that,  is something wrong?” Iwaizumi asked sitting next to you

“Yeah where's that happy-go-lucky Y/N we all love” Makki said as he wrapped his arms around your shoulders

“Sorry, It’s just I’ve got a family gathering in a few days” you folded your arms laying your head on them

“That doesn’t sound that bad” Watari said confused

“No no you don’t get it” you sighed “Every year we have a big family gathering and I always get asked if I have a boyfriend/girlfriend or whatever” you continued

“Well, do you?” Oikawa asked curiously as he ate 

“No, and that's the problem” you sigh in frustration “If I show up there without one they’re gonna hook me up with some egotistical dunce face and if that doesn’t work out they’ll send another one” you scowled

“Yeesh sounds stupid” Matsun patted your back

“Yeah all because ‘I’m currently the only person in the family without a partner and they don’t want me to die like an old maid’” you mocked sarcastically

“Well, why don’t you hire a s/o? Can’t you rent a s/o here?” Oikawa suggested

“That’s too expensive I have nowhere near enough to rent one” you sighed

“Why don’t you follow Oikawa’s idea and get a fake one?” Makki 

“Yeah! Someone handsome and irresistible like me!” Oikawa smirked making everyone groan

“No they already know that I’d never date anyone like you” you chuckled at Oikawa’s pouty face

“Yeah you both wouldn’t be able to keep that up, he can’t even keep a real one” Makki mocked making the setter even poutier causing you all to laugh more

“Fine, what kinda boyfriend would convince them” Oikawa irritatedly asked

“Well definitely not someone as goofy as Makki” you thought out loud 

"I’ll take that as a compliment" Makki smiled

“I guess someone responsible, kind, and not a flirt?” You suggested as Oikawa grinned smugly

“Oh, I think I have the perfect guy!” Oikawa smirked victoriously

“Huh who?” You asked befuddled

“He’s sitting right beside you” Oikawa said mischievously as you looked at Iwaizumi 

“Oh yeah! Hajime fits their view of a perfect s/o” you smiled as Iwaizumi began to blush

“Yeah plus you’re both pretty close, it shouldn’t be that hard” Matsun gave a suggestive look to the blushing ace

“I-I mean I don’t really mind if you really want… or need one” Iwaizumi said nervously hiding his face

“Yeah! We’re close buddies which will make it so much easier and less awkward!” You jumped in joy

“Oh but we gotta make it convincing! Tomorrow let’s go out and do whatever the heck couples do!” You suggested

“And we can help with that” Makki interjected as Oikawa and Matsun nodded

“Alright, I’ll see you later then!” You happily ran out of the gym

“I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU THREE” Iwaizumi yelled furiously as the lower years hold him down

“Before you try to kill us at least you’ve basically got to experience what’s like to be with Y/N” Oikawa defended making Iwaizumi scoff

“I know you did that on purpose” Iwaizumi said angrily 

“Like our flat captain said at least you’re gonna go on a date with Y/N” Makki reaffirmed “And with the ideas I have in mind they’ll be head over heels for you” Makki smiled mischievously

After school Makki and Oikawa told you their ridiculous ideas which you mostly ignored. Thankfully the days before the party was the weekends so you both had enough time to make your fake relationship as real as possible. You both decided that the park and the mall would be the best places for fake dates.

“Did you listen to anything they said yesterday?” you asked looking at Iwaizumi

“No, all their ideas were stupid” Iwaizumi scoffed making you chuckle

“Well some of them were good, but after a while, it got stupider and stupider” you said while you both walked to the park

“What do you wanna do first?” He asked

“Well I was thinking we could have like a picnic here for lunch, then do whatever they suggested in the mall” you explained as he nodded

“Well we could start with taking pictures over there” Iwaizumi pointed to the cherry blossom tree which had leaves falling out

“Yeah! That’s a great idea!” You said excitedly as you ran towards the tree

Iwaizumi took pictures of you playing around with the petals that fell off the tree. He had to admit seeing you act like a child looked pretty cute.

“Hajime! You need to be in the pictures too y'know!” You called out as he walked towards you

“Right I forgot sorry” he chuckled “I couldn’t help it though, you looked like a child playing with the petals” he said making you blush

“I guess cherry blossoms make me feel like a child again” you both laughed

You then took a picture of you both laughing in the pile of petals you were both in 

“This is the perfect place for the picnic!” You said as you grabbed the picnic mat from your bag

“You seem pretty excited about all of this despite being all fake” Iwaizumi chuckled as he set the food on the mat

“It’s cuz I like hanging out with you” You smiled brightly as Iwaizumi blushed “I don’t spend as much time with you as I do with the others” you grab the sandwiches you made giving him one

“Yeah… I guess we don’t” he smiled quietly as he ate his sandwich

He hated to admit it but Oikawa and Makki were right. Maybe it wouldn’t hurt to indulge the experience of dating you even if it is fake. His thoughts were interrupted as he saw you staring at him.

“Is there something on my face” he spoke as you blinked

“Yeah you’ve this on top of your head” you giggled as you take the flower of his head

“Why don’t you keep it” he suggested taking the flower from your hand as you tilt your head in confusion “You can keep it right up here” he placed the flower in your hair on top of your ear making you blush

“Oh! Like a memory to this day!” You smiled as he nodded

After your little picnic, you both went to the closest mall to do the other things they suggested and later have dinner. But first, you needed to do a little shopping.

“Y/N aren’t we supposed to take pictures to make this thing look real? Why are we shopping?” Iwaizumi gave a half confused half annoyed look

“We need matching outfits for the party! Or wait maybe opposite outfits- outfits! We need outfits for the party!” You explain as you look through the clothing store as he sighed

“I’m guessing this is a formal party?” Iwaizumi said as you threw more possible outfit choices on the cart

“Kinda? It’s always semi-casual and semi-formal but we still need something presentable!” you exclaimed as you put more possible outfits on the cart

“Before we go and look for more why don’t we try some on” Iwaizumi suggested as he emphasized the full cart

You both tried the countless outfits you chose. You have now just realized how many clothes you put in the cart. Luckily you and Iwaizumi could easily sort them since most of them were either too formal or too casual.

“It looks like you mindlessly threw a bunch of clothes in the cart” Iwaizumi said as he looked through the pile of clothes

“Sorry” you smiled nervously “This is the only time we have a gathering so it’s kinda important for my family” you explained as you look through more of the clothes

“You miss them too, right?” Iwaizumi asked as you nod

“Yeah of course! But that’s only after the millions of awkward questions they give me” you sighed

“I see…” Iwaizumi spoke softly

“I FOUND THE PERFECT ONE” you said holding the two pairs of clothes as Iwaizumi sighed in relief

After trying it out you both decided it was definitely the perfect outfit to wear at the gathering. You took the opportunity to take a picture of Iwaizumi carrying the bag since you thought it was very gentleman-like. After eating dinner you both decided to go home.

“Thanks for today Hajime” you smiled as you both walked  “I’m glad we got the day to spend more time together ignoring the reason why” you chuckled making Iwaizumi blush

“No problem it was fun” Iwaizumi smiled as you both walk by the ice cream store

“Oh! Can we go get ice cream” you said excitedly as he chuckled at your adorableness

“Sure my treat” Iwaizumi offered as you smile brightly in excitement

Before you enter the store you both see a little boy gazing at the store

“Mommy, can we go get an ice cream?” The little boy pulled his mother’s arm

“Maybe next time” his mother said making the child pout

“You always say that” the boy sniffed sadly making your heartache “I’m sorry we just can’t afford it” his mother explained as she wiped his tears

You see Iwaizumi walk over to the boy

“Hey little guy you really want an ice cream?” he asked to which the boy nodded

“Oh you don’t have to!” the mother looked at Iwaizumi in embarrassment

“It’s fine ma’am I insist” he smiled “Why don’t you go pick one in the store” Iwaizumi opened the door as the boy jumped in excitement yelling “Yay!” as he went in

“I can’t choose” the boy said as he went up to you “Excuse me miss can you help me?” the boy asked

“Sure! But there’s a lot of cool ones so even for me it's hard to choose” you put your hand on your chin “you could go with this one! Oh but this one’s also good” Iwaizumi chuckled at your indecisiveness

After helping the boy choose you walked out of the store to say goodbye

“What do you say to the kind man and his girlfriend/boyfriend?” The boy's mother asked making you both blush profusely

“Thank you!” The boy gave a toothy smile as you both smiled back

“No problem” Iwaizumi motioned a high-five to the boy as he excitedly did

“Goodbye!” The boy said as they both left

“You know that kid reminds me of you when we were in middle school” Iwaizumi smiled softly 

“Is that why you decided to give him a free ice cream” you teased making him blush

“N-no you used to whine all the time when you didn’t have the money to buy an ice cream until I gave you mine” Iwaizumi looked away in annoyance as you giggled

“I know, thank you for all your ice creams” you smiled

The next day you reviewed the possible questions your family might ask Iwaizumi. After a few more fake dates it was time for the gathering. You both wore the outfits you chose and hopped in an Uber to the family gathering. As you arrived a wave of nervousness hit you.

“Nervous?” Iwaizumi looked over to you as you nod making him chuckle “It’s okay I’m always here” he held your hand making you blush 

“I’m ready” you took a breath as Iwaizumi opens the door for you revealing  that you both were the last ones to arrive

CRAP! WE’RE LATE you nervously panic seeing everyone looking at the two of you but you begin to calm down once you feel him firmly holding your hand. You see your mom waving for your corresponding seats so you both walk over to the table.

“Y/N we were so worried you wouldn’t come” your mother said as she patted down to the two empty seats

“Oh, are we late?” You asked nervously

“No no, everyone just got here early, surprisingly” she said “You’re both right on time, take a seat!” Your mom pats the empty seat again

“Oh right sorry!” Iwaizumi moves the chair for you as you mouth a thank you to which he smiled in response

“What a gentleman” your brother teased sarcastically which you respond with a glare

“Haven’t I seen you before?” Your mother asked 

“I’m part of the volleyball team in the school Y/N goes to and we’ve been on local TV a few times” Iwaizumi explained

“A gentleman and he’s sporty! Didn’t think Y/N was capable of catching such a fish!”  your brother snickered as you roll your eyes

“Where’s dad?” you looked around

“He’s talking to some of our uncles over there” your sister pointed at the wine section

“Right, dad hasn’t even met your boyfriend he’s definitely gonna ask millions of questions” your brother mischievously smiled making Iwaizumi nervous “So while he’s gone why don’t we ask some first” your brother sneered as he put his hands on his chin

“If you don’t mind I’d love to see some pictures of you both together” your mother requested as you gave your phone

That’s why they wanted to do all those fake dates Iwaizumi thought as your mother looks through your phone

“Oh Y/N is this your boyfriend?” Your aunt said excitedly as she walked over to your mom looking through your camera roll

“You finally got a boyfriend? Looks like we were all wrong about you growing into an old maid” your cousin teased making your brother laugh

“Awww you both look so cute!” your aunt squealed making you both blush profusely

After you and Iwaizumi answered the millions of questions from everyone you saw your dad walk over to the table making you extremely nervous. As he sat down he looked over to you and your “boyfriend.” The awkwardness made your brother silently chuckle as you sent a harsh glare to him.

“We should go now” your aunt and cousins zoomed away

“Is this the guy you were talking about when you asked to prepare at your boyfriend’s house?” Your father asked sternly

“Y-Yeah” you replied nervously

“You’re the same age as Y/N? Same school as Y/N? Excellent grades? No school violations?” Your father berated Iwaizumi with questions 

“F/N you’re scaring them” your mother lightly scolded 

“You were the one who wanted them to get a s/o which I didn’t agree with” your father reminded as your mother sighed

“Correction everyone but you wanted Y/N to get a s/o” your brother interjected

“And? I won’t let them end up like you with your… flings” your father scowled in disgust as your brother rolled his eyes

“F/N he’s a genuinely great kid, honest, polite, kind, responsible, and all of that!” Your mother defended “As long as you put your faith in them our child is in good hands” your mother smiled to both of you which eased your nerves

“Alright…” your father huffed “I’ll trust the both of you” your father sighed as he ate making you sigh quietly in relief

After the party was over you were relieved from all that stress. It wasn’t so bad after your mom defended you but you won’t admit you were famished. You decided to personally thank your mom before you left

“Thanks, Mom” you smiled pulling her for a tight hug

“No need to thank me” your mom smiled back and gave Iwaizumi a nod of approval 

“Where’s my hug and thanks? I defended you too y’know” your brother crossed your arms

“Thanks too I guess” you hugged him 

“But we should get going, bye!” You waved as they did the same

“For a fake relationship your father sure made it feel like a real one” Iwaizumi chuckled as you both walk outside

Right, it’s all fake you thought to yourself making your heartache

“Sorry to make you go through all that you really didn’t have to” you spoke quietly

“Y/N you don’t need to worry I’d never hesitate in doing this again” Iwaizumi smiled weakly as your heart skipped a beat

“Why?” you asked frowning at the thought that he’d do anything for you even if it ended him in getting into conflict

“Because…” he stopped

“Because what?” You asked looking to him

“We’re friends” he smiled as you felt an intense wave of sorrow and hurt though you managed to smile back weakly

You turned around to walk away but you soon stopped at the sound of Iwaizumi’s voice

“I don’t want us to just be that” he continued making your eyes widen as your heart starts beating fast

“I did all this because I care about you a lot… more than a friend even” you turned around to see Iwaizumi starting to tear up

“I know it was all fake but I enjoyed every second… It may be selfish of me but… I don’t want it to end” Iwaizumi spoke his voice was shaky as he tried to hold his tears back 

“I love you Y/N… I don’t want to let you go” tears poured from Iwaizumi’s cheeks as you embraced him tightly shocking him 

“Don’t worry” you spoke softly “I don’t wanna let go either” he looked at you with shock as you gave him a sweet smile

“Can we continue it for real this time?” You asked as he placed a kiss on your forehead

“I’d love to” he smiled

Tsukishima

You've always been surrounded by your fans everywhere you went. School was no exception. During break, every student would try to sit with you and if there were partnerships or group projects you'd always be the first to be asked. You really didn't mind as you appreciated all the support and this was the price to pay when you made the biggest hits in Japan. The only thing you particularly minded was when you have over-the-top obsessed fans or stalkers. Luckily in public, you could easily avoid them however this one obsessed fan was unfortunately in your school. Still, it wouldn't be that hard with the mass amount of students at the school but unfortunately, you shared one class with this “fan”.

“Good morning class. Just like last semester I'm going to change your seating arrangement again” your teacher said as you start to worry

She then guides your classmates one by one to their seats as you were left last

“And Y/N over there” she pointed to the empty chair next to Yuta making you pale as white

“You've got to be kidding me” you panicked internally as you went to your seat and sat down

“Hey Y/N” he smiled innocently

“Hey…” you awkwardly smile back

“Looks like we'll be seat buddies” you swore you can hear the sly smile from his voice

“Yeah cool!” you smiled hoping he would drop the conversation

“Yeah! Especially since math isn't your strongest subject right?” He continued

“I can manage” you said with slight coldness in your voice

“Well if you need help I'm right next to you” he smiled finally ending the conversation between the both of you

You felt the life draining out of you during that class. Yuta kept trying to make conversation with you. You were sure he could take the hint and was just talking to you because he could. Luckily during break, you could easily get away from him.

“Hey Y/N over here!” Hinata waved excitedly as you went over to him

“Hey guys” you waved as you sat down

“Is something wrong you looked bummed out” Suga asked with concern

“Well y'know that fan in our school that constantly stalks me” you sighed playing with your food

“You mean your whole fan club” Tsuki rolled his eyes

“No not that one you glared the one that's like a whole different level of creepiness” you explained

“WHAT! THAT CREEP?!” Noya gasped in disgust

“Yeah, we're seatmates now woohoo!” You said sarcastically 

“Can't you ask your teacher to switch?” Asahi asked

“Unfortunately no he's very reputable in the school they're not gonna believe me” you laid your face on the table 

“It's okay Y/N you can get through this!” Hinata encouraged

“Thank you” you hugged him as he returns the hug

“It's a shame math is the only subject none of us share with you” Yamaguchi said sadly

“And it's the only subject they share with him” Kageyama lightly scoffed making you even more bummed out

“I'll get through this!” You tried encouraging yourself

“Stop lying to yourself it makes you more pathetic than you already are” Tsukishima rolled his eyes as you sent a glare

“Looks like it’s gonna be another glare war” Asahi chuckled

“This is gonna be a long day” Daichi sighed in annoyance

After a few more peaceful classes it was time to go home. You thought you would have a peaceful walk home but you were very wrong. As you went to the gate you saw a putrid familiar face waiting for you by the gate.

“Hey Y/N!” Yuta waved as you tried walking past him only for him to walk right next to you

“Hey… Do you need something?” You asked quickly getting annoyed

“I was thinking why don’t we walk home together” he suggested slyly smiling

“It’s okay I’m comfortable going myself” you smiled fakely wanting to punch the grin on his face

“Are you sure? You’re pretty big around here and you won’t be safe getting chased by a mob of fans” he asked with concern as he walked in front of you

Do I even have a choice at this point you thought

“It’s really okay I-” you tried explaining getting quickly interrupted by a hand on your shoulder

“If you’re so concerned about her wellbeing I’ll go with her” Tsukishima nonchalantly said

“Oh! Tsukishima!” You gasped in surprise

“I don’t know, I've only seen you two fighting all the time… Are you sure you aren’t just gonna laugh while they get chased” Yuta narrowed his eyes

“You flatter me” Tsukishima faked a chuckle “Are you giving them a choice to walk with you or are you forcing them to go with you” Tsukishima glared intensely 

“No no, it’s not like that! It’s Y/N’s choice after all” Yuta smiled looking at you as you felt his aura of anger seeth around him

“Thank you for the offer but… We have stuff to do” Yuta gives you a look of confusion as you look at Tsukishima for an excuse as he rolled his eyes

“You’ve already forgotten our homework? Typical Y/N” Tsukishima scoffed in annoyance as you try to hide the urge to smack him

“Yeah! And we're doing it at his house” you smiled innocently

“Alright then stay safe…” Yuta walked away as you sigh in relief

“Jeez, can't you take care of anything yourself? Just say no” Tsukishima crossed his arms

“You said it yourself earlier he wasn’t giving me a choice” you glared harshly as he rolled his eyes

“Whatever” he scoffed “Let’s go before that idiot comes back” he said walking ahead

“Huh? You’re walking me home” you look at him with a very confused face

“Yeah you dumbass we actually have homework” he face palmed as you scoff

“Would it kill you to be nicer” you crossed your arms as you walked

“I’m sorry did I hurt the princess’ feelings?” Tsukishima smiled sarcastically as you glared

“Maybe walking with him would be much better than you” you quietly said

“Huh? Did the pipsqueak say something?” He teased

“I said nothing!” You scowled grumpily

“That’s what I thought” Tsukishima smugly smiled as you both walk outside the school gates

“Thanks again, I mean it” you smiled softly which made Tsukishima blush slightly

“Yeah whatever” he shrugs off as you both walk home

The next day as you arrive at school you are greeted with a tight hug by Hinata while Kageyama chases after him.

“Hi Y/N!” Hinata looked up to you excitedly

“You seem pretty excited” you smiled back

“I’m always excited for volleyball!” Hinata jumped in joy

“HEY! DON’T RUN OFF LIKE THAT!” Kageyama said breathlessly

“I heard from Yamaguchi that you walked home with Tsukishima! What’s up with that?” Hinata asked you curiously ignoring the other fellow

“Oh it’s because Yuta was offering to walk home with me… Actually forcing me is a better term” you sighed

“That guy never knows when to quit!” Hinata pouted making you aww at his adorableness

“At Least Tsukishima was there” Hinata sighed in annoyance

“Yeah… he was good company” you smiled 

“You should file a restraining order on that guy” Kageyama suggested

“I think that’s a bit too much” you chuckled awkwardly

“What are you gonna do about him he doesn’t sound like he’s gonna stop” Kageyama crossed his arms worriedly 

“I’ll go after him and beat him up!” Hinata exclaimed getting into a fighting position making you smile

“Thank you Hinata but I’m sure there’s another way to resolve this without any violence or getting the authorities involved” you ruffled his hair as Hinata put his hand on his chin

“I guess you’re gonna have to deal with that until you figure out a solution” Kageyama sighed

“I’VE GOT AN IDEA!” Hinata thought out loud 

“No” Tsukishima stated coldly

“Come on! It’s the only solution!” Hinata pouted angrily

“Out of everyone you think of, you pick me? Even the thought of pretending to be with her repulses me” Tsukishima scoffed

“You sure picked a nasty one” you rolled your eyes

“Exactly! He’s grumpy, nasty, and intimidating! It will definitely scare off all the creeps!” Hinata triumphantly said hoping you’d both be convinced

“I mean if it will keep him away…” you looked at Tsukishima

“The final answer is no. If you excuse me I have to get to class” Tsukishima walked away annoyed as you sighed

“Wait! We share a class!” Hinata ran as he caught up with Tsukishima

“Don’t think I know what you’re doing” Tsukishima glared at the shorter fellow

“Doing what?” Hinata asked innocently

“I don’t like her end of story” Tsukishima scowled as he walked faster

“You sure do care too much even if you say you don’t” Hinata murmured as Tsukishima glared 

“This conversation is done” Tsukishima seethed coldly

“I’m just saying who knows maybe if you both pretend to be together, maybe they’ll end up liking you back” Hinata suggested making a small smug grin as Tsukishima stops

You’ve finally reached the class you’ve been dreading to go to. As soon as you go in lo and behold he’s already there waiting, even patting the seat right next to him as if he saved it just for you. You took a deep breath before heading to your seat.

“You look troubled, something on your mind?” He asked 

You wish he would just stop being so hyper-friendly with you and shut up 

“Nothing’s wrong, I’m just tired” you faked a yawn 

“Oh right! You must be exhausted from touring!” He chuckled at his idiocy making you sour

You, fortunately, got through the period and survived all his countless stupid questions. You rush quickly to get out but as you leave the door you get pulled by a familiar glasses wearer.

“Hey! Ever heard of a greeting!” You yell in annoyance as he continued to grab your hand ignoring whatever you said

“You’ll thank me later songbird” you frown at the nickname as Tsukishima drags you to a more secluded area

“What in the world do you want this time?” you asked in irritation as he lets go of your hand

“Is that guy still bothering you?” He asked ignoring your question

“Yuta? Yeah, wouldn’t stop berating me with questions” you rolled your eyes remembering the thought

“I’ll agree to that idiot’s plan” Tsukishima  crossed his arms coldly

“Huh, which plan?” You questioned innocently 

“For someone who has high grades you sure are stupid and forgetful” he smirked sarcastically as you glare  “The fake dating thing idiot” He scoffed

“Really? Thank you!” You hug him tightly as he blushes madly “I don't think I could take his stalking anymore!” You tightened your hug even more as he tried pushing you away

“Maybe ask before you hug me?” Tsukishima grimaced as you let go

“Oh sorry!” You scratched the back of your neck blushing

Later that day others offered to help you make the plan as real as possible. A lot of arguing mostly between you and Tsukishima refusing to do “things that normal couples do”. 

“Please complimenting her every minute is the last thing I’d do” Tsukishima scoffed

“Yeah that’s really cheesy” you rolled your eyes

“You guys said you wanted to trick him! You're gonna have to make cheesy sacrifices” Tanaka crossed his arms as the two of you sigh in annoyance

“The final step is kissing!” Hinata said excitedly

“NO!” You both yelled in unison

“Awww c’mon! If you both don’t wanna do anything we mention kissing would be more than enough” Hinata soured

“Don’t you think for fake dating that’s a bit too much” you reasoned out

“Y/N’s right kissing is overstepping it” Suga agreed as Hinata pouted and crossed his arms

“Then you’re gonna have to do everything else we’ve mentioned!” Noya smiled as you both sighed

The very next day you decided to take your plan into action

“When you both walk into school, hold hands!” Noya instructed as you sulk

“GO! GO! GO!” Noya shouted pushing the both of you into the school gates

Tsukishima nervously puts his hand on yours. His face goes beet red from getting to hold your hand.

“Your hand feels nice…” you smiled sweetly as his blush grows 

“W-what the hell do you mean by that?” Tsukishima asked nervously

“Oh, I thought it would be salty and sour” you giggled as scoffed “But it’s soft… I like it” you smiled softly 

“Your hand feels nice too… I guess” Tsukishima complimented

“Looks like we got the hand holding and complimenting down” you punch a fist in the air and smile, an action that Tsukishima couldn’t help but find cute

Your excitement comes to a close as you realize everyone in the hallway was watching you surprised at the both of you holding hands and having a normal conversation instead of arguing every five minutes

“Right! I forgot everyone in school’s gonna talk about this” you gulp in nervousness

“Not just the school, the whole of Japan” Tsukishima stated nonchalantly making you more nervous

“I’m sorry you're probably gonna get dragged around by the media after this” you said quietly playing with your hands

“Don’t worry it’ll be fine unlike you I can tell them to fuck off” Tsukishima smirked sarcastically as you pout

“That’s because you're a certified jerkwad” you cross your arms 

“Well you’re gonna have to deal with it pipsqueak” he said as the smugness in his tone increasing

“Let’s just get to our first class!” You scowled as you both walk into your first class

You did everything the others instructed you to. You were sure Yuta saw what you both did since he never leaves you alone at school. The gossip between you two was the only thing the school would talk about. Your next class was the dreaded Math class. You were nervous as you didn’t know what to expect when you sat next to Yuta. Taking a deep breath you went in and sat next to him. 

As expected he didn't talk to you for most of the period which made you worry. Usually, he’d annoy you to death berating you with questions, trying to get on your good side in hopes of having a chance with you. Your thoughts were interrupted when your classmate behind you asked a question

“Heya Y/N! Got a question” the girl asked as you turned around

Sure ask away you responded

“Is it true you’re dating Tsukishima? I was so sure you hated him” she chuckled as you felt the anger seething out of Yuta

“Yeah doesn’t he treat you like garbage?” Yuta interjected coldly 

“Well he may be an annoying asshole but I kinda like that about him” you explain as the tint on your cheeks grows red “I guess he’s not good with showing how he really feels but… I know for sure he cares” you continue “Ohhh! I get it! You’re that kinda gal!” she lightly punched your arm as you giggled

“Yeah I guess so…” you murmured as you felt Yuta’s boiling anger but you chose to ignore it

The whole Math class felt like a breath of fresh air. You didn’t care if you just felt anger from your seatmate. You were finally free now from his stupid questions. After your class finishes you happily walked to lunch and sat next to your usual lunch buddies

“Someone’s in a really good mood” Yamaguchi smiled 

“Yuta left me alone the whole class!” You exclaimed in triumph as everyone sighs in relief

“See! Our plan was foolproof!” Tanaka and Noya said proudly in unison

“Yeah, if it hadn't I would’ve beaten you both to a pulp” Tsukishima scowled

“Alright Mr. Salty Pants you need to calm down” you patted his shoulder as he rolled his eyes

“Don’t call me that pipsqueak” Tsukishima brushed your hand off

“Giving each other nicknames? Are you sure you guys are still fake?” Hinata whispered mischievously as you both blush

“I’ll just return to my food” you brushed Hinata off and started eating as Tsukishima quietly did the same

“At least they aren’t arguing anymore” Daichi sighed in relief

As soon as school finishes you wait at the gate for Tsukishima to be done practicing. You take a long sigh of relief. Besides dealing with the media and school your “stalker” would finally leave you alone. Or so you thought.

"Y/N!" you hear a voice call out as you turned to face them only to be surprised by an angry Yuta walking towards you

"Yuta? I thought you’d be home" by now you spoke innocently as his anger grows

"Cut the innocent bullshit! I know you both aren’t a thing" Yuta yelled coldly as he grabbed you

"Huh? What’re you talking about?" you chuckled nervously trying to push him away

"It was all to make me leave you alone right? C’mon, you really think I was that stupid?" He snickered loudly as you begin to tear up in fear

“Aww don’t cry you’ve got your “boyfriend” to save you- Oh wait he’s not really your boyfriend” he continued to laugh though he soon stopped as you heard the sound of a blow to his face

“Don’t touch someone who’s off limits” Tsukishima scowled angrily as you rushed to hug him tightly

“Don’t make me laugh I know it isn’t real” Yuta said as he got up

“You’re just whiny because unlike you I got their attention” Tsukishima smirked smugly as he received a blow from Yuta

“Tsuki!” You rushed towards his aid as he brushes you off

“Don’t worry I’ve been wanting to kick his ass for a while” Tsukishima said as he got ready to punch him again

“Stop! You’re only gonna get hurt!” You cried out as Yuta slowly approaches the both of you only for a familiar tangerine to drop kick Yuta onto the ground

“I’ve waited forever to do that!” Hinata smiled victoriously as Yuta gets up and runs away

“YEAH RUN YOU COWARD” Hinata yelled 

“Where did you learn to do that?” You asked as he chuckled

“I’ve been practicing with Noya!” Hinata smiled as you ruffle his hair

“You should take Tsukishima to the nursing office. I'll head back and tell the others!” Hinata quickly said as he ran off

“You haven’t finished practice?” you look towards Tsukishima

“Yeah I needed to get something then I found you with him” Tsukishima explained

“Let’s just get you the nurse’s office” you said worriedly as you helped walk him to the nurse’s office

Luckily for the both of you the nurse’s office was empty which saved you both an explanation and or potential punishment. You ushered him to sit down as you grabbed the necessary items to treat his lip. 

“I’m sorry” you mumbled quietly as soon as you finished treating his lip

“What for?” Tsukishima asked holding the ice pack on his lip

“For all of this the fake dating and dragging you into this” you look down as the guilt builds up

“You really don’t have to apologize for that after all I agreed to do this” Tsukishima placed his hand on yours to comfort you

“But you ended up getting hurt because of me” you began to tear up

“It doesn’t matter if I get hurt” he wiped the tears from your cheeks “I would protect you no matter what, whether we're together for real or fake because… I care about you…” he confided pulling you into a tight embrace

“Thank you” hugged him back tightly “y'know… we don't have to keep calling it fake” you smiled 

“What do you-” he gave you a puzzled look as you interrupted hin

“We could do it for real if you want” you blushed shyly

“Yeah… I wouldn't mind that” he smiled

Kuroo

You were in the middle of doing your homework when Bokuto dragged you to come with him to his li’l hangout session in the park with Kuroo.

“Why did I have to come again?” you asked slightly annoyed

“Because Akaashi didn’t want to come” Bokuto frowned, “He said he was busy or something” Bokuto childishly crossed his arms

“Well couldn’t you go there alone? I was in the middle of doing my homework” you pouted

“C’mon! Don’t you wanna spend time with your favorite big brother and his friend!” He tried convincing you with his sad frown

“You’re my only big brother” you narrowed your eyes as his face brightens up

“So you agree?” he smiled triumphantly as you sighed in amusement. You did need a little break anyways

“Well then you’re gonna have to convince Akaashi to help me with my homework as a thank you” you tried to compromise as he nodded his head excitedly

“YEAH! WE GET TO HANG OUT AGAIN!” Bokuto hugged you tightly making you smile at his adorableness

“Alright you goof we don’t wanna keep Kuroo waiting” you patted his back making him release the hug as you both turned to leave

“THERE’S AN ICE CREAM TRUCK OVER THERE!” Bokuto yelled excitedly pointing at the ice cream truck at the front of the park

“LET’S GO!” He dragged you with him running a thousand miles per hour

You both ran to the ice cream shop, terrifying the people on the way and the worker from how fast Bokuto ran. You both bought ice cream for yourselves and Kuroo (which you paid for).

“You owe me two favors now” you warned as Bokuto continued eating his ice cream

“Thank you!” He smiled adorably making you sigh

“Don’t think your adorableness is getting you out of what you owe me” you glared

“Where’s Kuroobro” Bokuto looked around for his black-haired friend but to no avail

“Did he say he was already here?” you asked as Bokuto nodded

“If he doesn’t show up do I owe you an extra favor” Bokuto spoke timidly as you nodded making him gulp

Ironically right after he said that Kuroo appeared out of nowhere looking like he just killed someone

“KUROOBRO!” Bokuto yelled putting his hands on the air in excitement as Kuroo shushes him

“Not the time right now!” Kuroo whispered loudly as you and Bokuto look at each other tilt your head in confusion

“What’s wrong?” Bokuto whispered quietly as Kuroo dragged you both somewhere private near the tree area

“Will you just tell us what’s happening you whispered angrily” as he sighed

“While I was walking around waiting for you guys I met my ex near a bench” Kuroo explained 

“Yeah and?” Bokuto asked naively as you elbowed his arm making him mutter an “ow!”

“Don’t you remember what happened Bo? You were the one who told me all this” you narrowed one eye as he looked at you dazed

“I kinda forgot about her” Bokuto shrugged as you and Kuroo both sigh

“Well my forgetful owl friend she’s still not over me and thinks we still have a chance even if i clearly showed that there is no chance whatsoever” Kuroo frowned 

“Has she been following you since?” You asked as he nodded frustratedly sighing in the process “Yeesh” you patted his back

“Well if you don’t wanna see her we can just stay here I mean we’re all here anyways Bokuto sat down in the grass Ice cream?” Bokuto offered the ice cream you bought for Kuroo as he sat down “Let’s figure something out tomorrow” you offered as he smiled “You both owe me one afterall” you smirked eating your ice cream as Kuroo looks at you with confusion

“What?” Kuroo looked at Bokuto as he gave him an awkward smile

The next day Kuroo couldn’t practice properly thinking about what happened yesterday. It wasn’t long till his team noticed his change in behavior.

“Hey Kuroo, is there something wrong you're acting very off today” Inuoka asked 

“Huh? Nothing’s wrong” Kuroo brushed off as he went to grab the ball

“Something is clearly wrong you aren’t playing properly” Yaku reprimanded as Kuroo rolled his eyes

“Nothing to be concerned about! Let’s get going!” Kuroo insisted

“For the last hour you haven’t practiced properly” Yaku glared “So tell us what’s wrong. Now” Yaku crossed his arms as Kuroo sighed deeply in response going over to the benches before he sat down

“When I went outside to hangout with Bokuto and Y/N, I met my ex” Kuroo explained quietly shocking everyone “Long story short, she’s not over me” Kuroo frowned

“Knowing her I wouldn’t be surprised if she enrolled here just to see you” Kenma spoke nonchalantly making Kuroo sweat

“That would be awkward especially if you have to share a class” Yamamoto added as Yaku elbowed him

“Let’s hope either of that doesn’t happen” Yaku sighed 

“She’d be near impossible to get away from then” Inuoka said worriedly 

“I would die if I saw her attending my games” Kuroo spoke deflated putting his hands on his head

“Let’s try to devise a plan after school we’ll have more time” Yaku suggested as he stood up “For now, you don’t have to force yourself to play in that kind of state” Yaku said empathetically

The whole practice Kuroo was moping around much to the dismay of his teammates. He thought the day wouldn’t get any worse until it was time for him to go home.

“Looks like I got through that pretty fine” Kuroo exclaimed proudly

“If acting mopey the whole practice was fine I don’t even want to know what would happen if you actually meet her” Yaku sighed

“Let’s hope that doesn’t happen” Inuoka said worriedly

“Don’t worry I just have to make it to my house! She’s not gonna appear anytime soon” Kuroo walked towards the gate but was stopped by Kenma pulling him

“Huh? What was that for–” Kuroo gave Kenma a confused look but his face immediately froze when Kenma pointed in front of him

“I think you jinxed yourself” Lev gulped sheepishly

“Did she actually enroll here?” Yamamoto gasped quietly as Kuroo’s ex walks over to them

“CRAP SHE’S COMING” they all panic internally 

“Hey…” his ex said meekly making everyone sweat nervously

“What… what are you doing here” Kuroo slightly grimaced

“Oh i just… wanted to see how you were doing” she mumbled smiling awkwardly which slightly angered the team’s captain

“Didn’t I make it clear at the park already” Kuroo slightly snapped though remained composed as everyone looked at him

“Yeah! But…” she gets cut off by Kuroo’s sigh

“It’s over alright? Just leave me alone” Kuroo growing angry he quickly walked out of the gate while everyone followed him

During the walk home it was pure dead silence accompanied by the angry aura that radiated Kuroo. No one dared to ask if he was okay in fear of further pissing off the captain. The next day Kuroo along with Kenma went to the lockers before heading to class.

“Hey Kuroo sorry for not being to help you during that whole ordeal yesterday” Kenma apologized as he opened his locker

“Eh don’t worry about it” Kuroo shook his hand vertically “It’s not your fault she’s can’t take no for an answer” Kuroo sighed in annoyance as he opened his locker

The two boys then saw a letter inside the locker making them both groan

“You thinkin what I’m thinkin?” Kuroo gave a look of irritation getting a nod from Kenma as a response as he opened it

The letter contained a cringeworthy, half-assed apology going on and on and had endless paragraphs that the two boys didn’t even bother to read

“I’m not reading this shit” Kuroo crumpled the paper and threw it at a nearby trash can

“Looks like she really won’t leave you alone” Kenma stated nonchalantly making Kuroo sigh

“Yeah I need to break it to her delusional self fast” Kuroo huffed throwing his hands on his head in frustration

“Yeah you better get on that quickly” Kenma shook Kuroo’s shoulder and pointed into his classroom “Looks like she’s your new classmate” Kuroo’s eyes widened 

“ARE YOU KIDDING ME?” Kuroo whined loudly

“Well good luck” Kenma waved goodbye as Kuroo nervously went inside the classroom

During the whole class Kuroo’s ex tried everything to try and talk to him. Even with Kuroo’s clear signs of rejecting her advances she still persisted. The whole ordeal lasted the whole class until he was finally able to get out to which he proceeded to go quickly to the gym.

“GUYS I NEED IDEAS NOW!” Kuroo yelled as he slammed the door open

“Yeah we heard from Kenma that you now share a class with her” Yaku sighed worriedly

“YEAH ON MY FAVORITE CLASS? THE ONLY ONE I’D ATTEND INSTEAD OF PRACTICING!” Kuroo moped and messed his hair in frustration

“Well you’re in luck!” A familiar booming voice was heard outside of the gym

“BOKUTO IS HERE TO SAVE HIS BRO!” Bokuto yelled excitedly as his other team went into the gym

“THANK YOU BRO” Kuroo went to the fellow ace and hugged him as his whole team sighed

“We’ll do that after our practice match” Akaashi reminded slightly deflating the both of them

After the two teams' practice match they decided to devise a plan once they headed to the bench. Kuroo took the time explaining what happened during his class.

“That girl is borderline obsessed with you” you gave a very creeped out face 

“I know right! No matter how many times you say no or make it clear to her stupid brain she doesn't get it!” Kuroo's words seethed anger

“You could expel her from the school!” Bokuto suggested proudly

“That'd only solve his problem in school but not everywhere else” Akaashi stated making Bokuto sigh in defeat

“Why don’t you get a s/o? She’ll probably leave you alone if she sees you with someone else” Kenma nonchalantly suggested as he played on his console

“That’s a great idea!” Kuroo smiled victoriously

“You still need to find someone who’s nice enough to help your sorry self” Yaku sassed as Kuroo responded with a harsh glare

“Y/N can do it!” Bokuto pointed as Kuroo blushed

“Huh? Why me?” you made a grossed out face

“Cuz he’s my best friend! And he needs saving!” Bokuto reasoned 

“That doesn’t answer my question” you crossed your arms

“Well… you're my sibling and you should help your big brother!” Bokuto responded as you narrowed your eyes

“I don’t think I have the time to have a relationship right now” you said making your brother frown

“It probably doesn’t have to be real” Kai put his hand on his chin “if you just make it believable enough to fool her that could work” your brother nodded to his statement 

“Please” he looked at you cutely “Can you did it for your big brother and his helpless best friend” he continued as Kuroo scowled

“I can’t say no to that face” you sigh in defeat as Bokuto jumps up

“Another victory for Bokuto Kotaro!” Bokuto jumped around excitedly

“Y/N would work after all Kuroo does–” Kenma said before his mouth was covered by Kuroo

“Because you're also my friend, yeah!” Kuroo awkwardly smiled as you looked at him weirdly

“Let's start tomorrow then so we can get this done” you spoke to which Kuroo nodded

“Looks like your dream come true with my sibling is coming true” Bokuto whispered teasingly smiling as Kuroo shushed him 

The next day after you finished school you headed to Kuroo’s school and waited outside the gate together with your brother.

“Bo you didn't have to come all the way here I can take care of myself” you said while you watched the students pass by

“Yeah but who would third wheel your date” Bokuto smiled mischievously It will make it more authentic he added

“You’re a really great friend to Kuroo” you smile which Bokuto returned with a big toothy one

“Heya guys!” Kuroo yelled from a distance as he ran over to the both of you “Shall we make Operation Get Rid Of My Ex a go?” Kuroo smirked as Bokuto nodded excitedly

‘This is gonna be so chaotic’ you thought

“Let’s go!” Bokuto grabbed all of you and you three were off

You went to a cozy cafe in Tokyo with a few people coming in and out

“Y’know for someone so obsessed with you it’s weird how she isn’t here yet” you spoke as you drank your coffee 

“What if she doesn’t come! That would make everything a waste!” Bokuto pouted “Well except the food” he said in annoyance as he ate his croissant 

“There’s no way she wouldn't know I was talking about it pretty loudly during lunch” Kuroo explained whilst he ate

“Well she’s here now” you pointed at the open door where Kuroo’s ex sneakily walked in with other customers

“Get into position!” Kuroo whispered as you all did as planned

“Is she watching?” Bokuto nudged Kuroo

“Yeah!” Kuroo replied

You and Kuroo did whatever couples did during dates whilst Bokuto made your stereotypical third wheel make an awkward date. Luckily you were able to play it naturally as you were already pretty close with Kuroo. You couldn’t deny that you found it cute how hard Kuroo was trying. He was very easy going and made sure to ask for your consent before doing something.

“I need to go to the toilet, I’ll be back” you stood up and left leaving the two boys

“I think you’re taking this way too seriously” Kuroo chuckled

“Not as seriously as you seriously enjoying this” Bokuto retorted making Kuroo blushed

“Listen when you decided to set us up you knew what you were doing” Kuroo fought back

“Well yeah! It’s a bros job to get him with the girl of his dreams” Bokuto laughed smugly

“Now you just sound dramatic” Kuroo rolled his eyes

“Maybe but you can’t deny you're enjoying this” Bokuto smirked

“Alright you got me there” Kuroo raised his hands as you came back

“Is the plan working?” you asked quietly 

“Judging from how creepily she’s been keeping a close eye on us, yeah!” Kuroo smiled victoriously

“We just gonna continue from here then” you said

Kuroo’s ex followed you all everywhere keeping a close tab on you and Kuroo especially which made you very uncomfortable. The three of you both finished every activity you had planned for the day so you all opted to go home. 

“Is she still following us?” Bokuto asked quietly

“Yeah I can feel her eyes on my back” Kuroo replied

“Still? She's so creepy man” Bokuto's face turned to disgust

“I feel bad that you had to go through this for the past few days” you patted Kuroo's back as he sighed

“Yeah it's like I get no privacy anywhere besides my house, everywhere I go she's there too”” Kuroo crossed his arms and pouted “Well I guess it’s more enjoyable cuz your here” Kuroo looked at you and smiled making your heart thump

“T-thanks” you said still dazed from what he said

“Hey! What about me!” Bokuto pouted which Kuroo laughed in response

“Of course you too bro!” Kuroo chuckled turning Bokuto’s frown upside down

“We’ll see tomorrow what she thinks” you said as you all reached Kuroo’s house

“Thanks again today was fun” you smiled making Kuroo slightly blush

“Yeah! My pleasure” Kuroo smiled back

The next day Kuroo went through the whole day without his ex bothering him which made him suspicious. But when he did see her in chemistry class she seemed quiet and was distancing herself from him which Kuroo couldn’t help but feel the intense wave of victory. You saw the joyous captain when he walked to you and Bokuto at the gate.

“Someone looks very happy today” you smiled as Kuroo greeted both of you

“She kept her distance the whole day! I say progress!” Kuroo almost squealed in excitement

“All in a day's work of The Best Ace Bokuto!” Bokuto smiled proudly

“Yeah that’s great!” you flashed a thumbs up

“We just need to seal the deal” Kuroo put his finger on his chin before his face lit up “Prom’s this weekend which I think is the perfect opportunity to do it” Kuroo explained “Can I go too! I wanna eat all the food!” Bokuto jumped in excitement which made you chuckle

“Yeah we can all go!” Kuroo  gave a toothy smile

A few days before prom you were in the mall with Akaashi and Bokuto deciding which of the dresses you should buy

“Should I go for this one or this one?” you said holding two dresses

“We’ve been here for like… HOURS!” Bokuto complained as he fell back on the chair

“And? It’s a formal event that needs the proper attire! I need to look my best!” You defended hearing another complain from Bokuto

“Why do you care so much you didn’t care that much last prom!” Bokuto crossed his arms

“Is it because of Kuroo?” Akaashi asked innocently yet you felt there was more intention in his tone

“W’what? N-no?” You blushed hardly surprised from Akaashi’s question

“Looks like I hit a bullseye” Akaashi nonchalantly said

“You like Kuroo?” Bokuto stood up and looked at you

“No! I don’t! It’s just I wanna look my best to make it look real y'know!” You kept trying to defend yourself though Akaashi could see right through you

“You wanna look your best for Kuroo you mean” Akaashi teased to which you glare

“I never thought you’d like my bro!” Bokuto smiled excitedly

“Well, until now” Akaashi smirked which made you blush even more

“Just pick one I’m done with this conversion!” You pointed daggers at the two boys which made Bokuto snicker

It was the day of the prom and Kuroo was very nervous. Though it was only to get rid of his ex he felt that he’d actually taken you to prom and though he didn’t want to admit it but he really wanted to see what you’d look like in your prom dress.

“You look a little too excited” Yaku teased 

“Well yeah! I’m actually going to prom with them!” Kuroo blushed “It still makes me sad though that all this is fake” Kuroo frowned his face darkened

“Well I guess you have to make the most of it right?” Kenma interjected hoping to cheer his best friend up

“You’re right” Kuroo smiled 

“She’s here now!” Lev exclaimed making Kuroo shift back to nervousness

The door opened with Bokuto in a neat tux with a surprisingly formal hairstyle different from his spiked up hair but beside him was you in an elegant outfit also with a formal hairstyle

“Amazed? You should be! I picked it for them just for my best bro!” Bokuto bragged proudly

“You only picked it so we’d get out of the store” you chuckled as Bokuto shot a quick shush

“That doesn’t change the fact that you look pretty elegant” Kuroo scratched the back of his neck in shyness the team were smiling right next to him

“Well let's leave you both to it” Yaku grabbed the others giving the two alone space

“Well? Let’s get started” you smiled excitedly as you dragged Kuroo to the dance floor 

You both couldn’t deny the fun you both had dancing and partying. You had to admit that this was the most fun you had with Kuroo. You felt saddened that after all this your “relationship” was going to end. Though you made sure you made the most out of the time you had left.

“I’m going to the restroom can you get me some more punch when I get back” you asked as Kuroo nodded

“Anything for you m’lady” Kuroo teased as you lightly slapped his shoulder

“Alright you big goof I’ll be off” you chuckled as you went to the bathroom

As Kuroo went to the area with he punch he noticed his ex walking towards him as he got some punch for the both of you making him sigh in annoyance

“What do you want” Kuroo said coldly “Don’t think I didn’t see you follow me a few days ago with my date” he glared putting emphasis on date

“I know but I just want you to give me one chance… just one” she pleaded

“Isn’t what you’ve seen already enough for you to leave me alone” Kuroo snapped

“You don’t have to pretend to be with someone just because you don’t wanna give me a chance” she said making Kuroo laugh

“I think you need to get your brain checked sweetheart you’re acting very cuckoo” Kuroo sneered

“We both know that date was one sided” she scowled taking him back “It’s sad that they pitied you that much that they’d agree to go to prom with you” she continued as Kuroo growed in anger 

“And what? My feelings for them are real! So shove that chance you think you have in your ass!” Kuroo snapped slamming the table next to him “After all it's only good for pleasing other guys isn’t it” Kuroo glared intensely shocking his ex 

“You–” She tried to speak out though she was interrupted by Kuroo

“Whether it’s real or not, they care more about me more than you ever have!” Kuroo scowled the argument grew more heated

“You know you don’t and won’t ever have a chance” she gritted her teeth

“Even so I’d rather chase someone who cares about me even only platonically then a cheating whore” Kuroo clenched his fist“Even if we’ll be stuck as friends forever I’ll live with that I’ll even push those feelings back” Kuroo tried holding his tears back as some began to fall

“Fine let it be that way” she said “Just know you’re pathetic especially for your feelings for them” she walked away leaving Kuroo alone

Unbeknownst to Kuroo you heard everything he said about you. You felt your heart rapidly thumping from everything he professed about you even more so at the thought that he felt those feelings for you and was willing to push them back for you just so you’d both stay as friends. As you were dazed however you noticed Kuroo looking at you.

“I… How long were you watching?” Kuroo sniffed 

“Enough to hear the whole thing” you replied back quietly

“I see…” he looked down trying to wipe the tears

You felt the tension between the both of you grow bigger and bigger you had to say something

“Did you mean all the things you said to her?” You asked 

“Yeah every single one” Kuroo nodded

“Even the part where you’d accept us just being friends” you played with your fingers

“Listen Y/N nothing’s gonna change I promise we can still be best friends and–” Kuroo stopped as he felt your soft lips press against his

“You don’t need to accept us just being friends, I want it to be more” you smiled brightly as he blushed

“Yeah I’d love that!” He spoke as he pulled you for another kiss though you both stopped as soon as you heard a loud YEAH!

“MY PLAN WORKED!” Bokuto let out a very mischievous laughter followed by Yaku punching his elbow

“You ruined their moment!” Yaku scolded

“Sorry I can’t help it!” Bokuto rubbed his elbow 

“Well I’ll have to thank my best bro!” Kuroo cheered “I’M THE BEST BROTHER AND BRO IN THE WORLD” Bokuto yelled in joy with the biggest toothy smile

“Yeah you really are” you smiled brightly

#haikyuu x reader #hq x reader #haikyuu x reader fluff #iwaizumi fluff #iwaizumi x reader #tsukishima fluff #tsukishima x reader #kuroo fluff #kuroo x reader #haikyuu x you #haikyuu fluff #iwaizumi x you #iwaizumi fic #kuroo x y/n #kuroo angst #iwaizumi angst #tsukishima angst #tsukishima kei x reader

[bleach-your-panties]

Intro:

Hello babies!!🖤🐦‍⬛

So, if you know a little bit about me, I am a big fan of horror stories and dark content. (Though I am a scaredy-cat in real life)

This collab idea came to me as I thought about the type of stories I like to read on Tumblr. I also enjoy reading creepy reddit threads like r/Backwoods Creepy and r/creepyencounters. Shoutout to Tallulah ( @antizenin ) for making me get back on Reddit, lol.

So! The theme of this collab is urban legends, myths, fairytales, weird irl encounters; and, fantastical stories (that may or may not be true). Think of Ripley's Believe It or Not and Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction.

How to Join:

🖤Send me a message and tell me a bit about the story that inspires your submission, your chosen fandom(s), and character(s). Joining multiple times is allowed.

🖤Keep in mind that the entire theme of this collab is dark, unsettling, weird, creepy, and horrifying. So 18+ will be required to join.

🖤If you have a real-life experience that inspires you, feel free to use it!

🖤Inspiration may be drawn from existing urban legends and myths (Candyman, Bloody Mary, Creepypasta, etc.) but do not copy them directly! I want to see you make up your own!

🖤Any fandoms are welcome, not just anime.

🖤No submission deadline. Take your time, dearies~

🖤Please tag your posts with appropriate content labels/trigger warnings, and use the 'read more'. Tag me in completed posts and tag #🐦‍⬛fantastic once you're done!

🖤I look forward to reading what you've written!

📜✒️Posts:

🐦‍⬛Haikyuu!!

the abhorrent tale of the scandalous semen six

character(s): seijoh 4 + kuuro tetsurou and kozume kenma

cw: murder, semen in food, kidnapping

told by: bleach-your-panties

🐦‍⬛Jujutsu Kaisen

false prophets

character(s): geto suguru

cw: incubus, religious themes, manipulation, coercion, dub-con

told by: bleach-your-panties

🐦‍⬛Tokyo Revengers

title tbd

character(s): haruchiyo sanzu

cw: tbd

told by: @ranspuppy

never be a wedding plan for the heartless

character(s): kisaki tetta

cw: mental illness, torture, murder, more tbd

told by: @ksakiswh0re-xo

My Hero Academia 🐦‍⬛

hardest to love

character(s): todoroki touya "dabi"

cw: stalking, voyeurism, self-harm, pyromania, f! masturbation, dubcon, coercion, unprotected sex (wrap it up kids!), degradation

told by: @sincerelyzee

🐦‍⬛fantastical myths collab ©bleach-your-panties 2024.

#🐦‍⬛fantastic #writing collab #anime collab #anime x reader #fandom x reader #writing community #writing event #any fandom #dividers by firefly-graphics #banner made with piccollage #tw: dark content #tw: dark themes #byp🌹

[audinosaur]

seijoh’s favorite disney movies !

i just remembered there was this one seijoh fic i read where kunimi’s favorite movie was the little mermaid and it has inspired me so here are the rest pf the aoba johsai boys’ favorite disney movies :)

kindaichi / princess and the frog - kindaichi’s my little reptile/amphibian lover this just makes sense. he had a major crush on naveen like holy shit. he also loves tiana to death, just wanted to give her a big ol’ hug and attend her and charlotte’s little tea parties as a kid ;-; he sings “almost there” when he’s in the locker room, it gets him in the zone

yahaba / hercules - yeah he KNOWS it’s not entirely accurate to the actual greek gods. yeah he still loves it anyways. seeing hercules and meg together was his bi awakening (rightfully so) and really sculpted his type in women (hot, too-cool-for-you badasses) and men (cute, muscly dumbasses). from ages 4 to 7 he thought pegasi were real, and then cried when his older brother told him they weren’t 

kyoutani / lady and the tramp - bc like dogs. obviously. he would never admit it but deep down the hopeless romantic in him desperately wants to remake the iconic spaghetti kiss scene with someone (*cough* yahaba *cough*). he’s just a sucker for watching two dogs from different lifestyles fall in love <3

watari / aladdin - jasmine was one of his first crushes ever. that one scene where she’s like being held hostage(?) and wearing that red outfit and does that little pose when she starts fake flirting with jafar? made his heart do somersaults like crazy. when he was younger he grabbed a carpet from the living room and jump off the couch, thinking, of course, that he would fly (he, in fact, did not fly)

matsukawa / beauty and the beast - his little brother and sister watch this ALL THE TIME and now he finds himself singing “it’s a guest, it’s a guest!” whenever his mom tells him they’re having company over. he calls the beast a furry every second he’s on screen, but also finds the little snowball-play-fight scene with him and belle really endearing

hanamaki / the fox and the hound - he bawled his goddamn eyes out when he first watched this. he could genuinely write a whole, in-depth essay about it and the relationship between copper and tod. a lot of his old toys/stuffed animals are foxes with different tod-esque names (tod, tod 2.0, two-d, toderella)

oikawa / lilo & stitch - i could 100% see little, alien-obsessed, kid oikawa freaking the fuck out about this movie. he’d beg his parents to go to the animal shelter and then get pissed off that all they had was normal pets and not a cool, blue, alien “dog”

iwaizumi / tangled - he just seems like someone who would start gushing about rapunzel and flynn rider whenever they’re brought up. he used to watch it when he was sick as a kid, and to this day whenever he’s feeling under the weather he’ll immediately turn it on and the nostalgia supersedes his illness. “you were my new dream / and you were mine” makes him tear up every time without fail

(back to the kunimi/little mermaid thing- it should also be noted that i think kindaichi with his hair down would look like prince eric and that realization makes kunimi swoon)

#seijoh #aoba johsai #kunimi akira #kindaichi yuutarou #yahaba shigeru #kyoutani kentarou #watari shinji #matsukawa issei #hanamaki takahiro #oikawa tooru #iwaizumi hajime #haikyuu!! #kyouhaba #kinkuni

[eggmacguffin]

Hiii!! Who are your top 5 favorite Haikyuu!! characters and why? If I may ask??

oh wow hi!!!!! these explanations might not be very clear or succinct BUT that is because they come from the heart. because that's where haikyuu lives.

5) Hinata&Kageyama. I put them here as a unit because that is what they are. neither one makes my list separately. it takes both of them together to make it to the top. they make eachother better. Is there anything more romantic than a high school sports rival? Was your soulmate foretold to you by your last remaining parental figure shortly before they died? Did you find hope, outclassed in a world of giants, because someone incredible saw your potential and uplifted you? Have you ever changed someone's life so utterly and completely? Now consider: What if that guy sucked and you hated him?

NEXT

4) Kyoutani. I love him as a character and as a narrative device. you meet him around the point that you start to think that seijoh has nothing to offer outside of oikawa and the third years, and then this crazy fool bursts onto the scene and the whole universe is suddenly full of weird, unpredictable promise. He's insane. him and yahaba are gonna fucking kill each other next year. NEXT

3) Daichi. He's a good fucking senpai. Valor and Simplicity. Back of a captain. For your given haikyuu character, to consider Daichi a worthy opponent (which he always is) is to fall a little bit in love with him. I always forget how much I love him until it's a Daichi Episode and suddenly I'm foaming at the mouth. Every opposing captain wants to kiss him with tongue. prove me wrong. NEXT

2) Ushijima. King of autism. I love that he's an oblivious six foot tall volleyball machine with fluff in his brain. He's so literal, he's so stoic. They build him up as this big scary monster, oikawa (jerk)'s nemesis and then he is literally JUST a guy. more than that, he's JUST a weirdo teenager, just like everyone else. Miracle boy wakatoshi. NEXT

1) Tsukishima Kei. He is the definition of a platonic male tsundere. He's such a bitch. He picks the dumbest fucking hill to die on in the name of ruining his own life, and then he grows out of it because he learns caring about stuff is worth the risk of being hurt, and because it's a sports manga, the thing he allows himself to care about is volleyball. He enchants me. He is my muse. There will never be another character so smart and so stupid and so prideful and so self-defeating, ever, anywhere, in anything. he's my hamlet.

so, thanks for the ask! I blacked out and this list appeared. I hope it is everything you wanted, or barring that, at least some sort of explanation. P&L

#haikyuu!! #no one has talked to me about haikyuu in so long #hinata shouyou #kageyama tobio #tsukishima kei #sawamura daichi #ushijima wakatoshi #kyoutani kentarou #gimmeabraig

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

Do you have any favorite headcanons about Iwaizumi? Nsfw or otherwise? I trust your judgement on him with my life

Hmmm i got a couple

Obvs has a hand kink. Loves soft hands and manicured nails, especially when they're touching him. Wants to feel them scratching down his back. Make him bleed it's fine he doesn't care sksksk

Probs into choking too. Like his pretty baby is riding him and their tiny hands squeeze around his throat?? Makes him cum soooo hard

Has definitely compared his dick to the rest of the seijoh 4. He's second in girth to Matsukawa and third in length, only longer than Oikawa.

He actually likes romcoms. Was embarrassed about it when he was young but now he fully embraces his interests

Also reads a lot, usually classic romance novels. He just wants to be the Mr. Darcy to your Elizabeth 💕

Most common gift he gives you is flowers. He just thinks they're pretty and smell nice and brighten up the room just like you :)

One time when the seijoh 4 were all drunk they shared their favorite porn vids and ended up jerking off in the same room. They refuse to bring it up. Hajime shared femdom porn btw sksksk

Likes a sassy partner. Not mean or argumentative but more witty and clever, like he criticizes something and you have a comeback instantly and he loves that. Keeps him open minded and on his toes

He didn't think he would ever wanna get married until he met you. Now he's thinking about honeymoon locations before he falls asleep (yall aren't even engaged wtf)

Likes dogs, prefers big ones. Like those big meatheads that are all muscle but have the dopiest grin on their faces. He plans on getting a house with a big backyard one day so he can adopt a bunch of pitbulls and let em run around

He only eats your cooking. If he's offered food he wont deny it bc he wants to be polite but he rarely asks for other ppls cooking. Yours is his favorite and he gets so giddy when you make a meal for him.

#ask #smut #iwaizumi #haikyuu #i haven't watched haikyuu in forever jesus #☀️ asks

[prettykitty3061]

hey hey hey!! what are your thoughts on the fandom’s portrayal of the seijoh 4 vs YOUR interpretation of them? xoxo, gossip girl 😏

a/n: OMG STOP I DIDNT KNOW HOW MUCH I NEEDED TO GET THIS OMG I LOVE THEM SO MUCH 🙈🙈

a/n 2: just finished writing and doing tags and realized i spelt seijoh wrong the whole time,, sorry :(

MY REQUESTS REMAIN OPEN

-i do not mean any harm to anyone who prefers the fandoms interpretation of the sejoh 4, you are always free to have your own opinions, which is how im able to make this content-

fandoms sejoh 4 is so eh. like its not even four, its like two + two, but all of them, being iwaizumi, daddy matsukawa, and hanamaki, just bully tooru. also like i cant stand the idea that matsukawa and hanamaki dont get along with oikawa because i feel like that is so untrue!!!

MY VERSION OF SEJOH FOUR, NOT FANDOMS, AND NOT CANON!!!

in my opinion i think matsukawa and hanamaki definitely get along, and have more of a bond with eachother than with all of sejoh four, but they are still so heavily bonded with iwaizumi and oikawa.

the four of them played together for so long that its impossible for them to not be bonded. iwazumi, matsu, and maki all played their last years of volleyball together, they were so coordinated, and they had been together at sejoh from the beginning of their highschool years.

now while i said that its so crazy how people overestimate the amount of “bullying” that the boys do to tooru, i do believe there is still some teasing going on. so many of the guys ive grown up with and know are close enough (they dont even need to be close) to just regularly talk about how much either one of them suck in the gym or sports. i cant imagine that the sejoh four dont tease eachother all the time. but its to a point that all of them know how to give constructive criticism, and also know that its just teasing. also in my opinion, oikawa does not think that he is better than others. in fact, i really think that he admires everyone, but still had his own sense of pride.

together, the sejoh boys also know how to talk big shit!! theyre not little boys, and they know when they need to talk to eachother. they know how to talk to eachother about their issues, and trust one another.

while iwa and tooru may be really close, and same with hanamaki and mattsun, they are so united in their memories and the present. also, in groups, theres always this sense of that one person who keeps everyone together, and so many people say that its oikawa, but i really think its mattsun. i feel like hes just that person who can be depended on, and idk. if hes not the glue, then its the dynamic of the group, which is the singular friendships.

while it sounds so corny and childish since its just an anime, i am so proud of these boys, in fandom, canon, and my interpretation of them. they have achieved so much and it made them all great individual characters

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I LOVE U GOSSIP GIRL!!!!

also love all u babies who keep supporting my acc, and im so sorry if im late to any of your requests. i am trying my best to push out content for everyone!!! i know a lot of u guys like my suna content, so im working on some of him + other characters!!!

#matsukawa issei #matsukawa headcanons #matsukawa drabble #matsukawa imagines #haikyuu!! #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu imagines #aoba johsai #aoba jōsai #seijoh #seijoh 4 #haikyuu oikawa #oikawa headcanons #oikawa toru #iwaizumi hajime #iwaizumi fluff #hq #haikyuu iwaizumi #iwaizumi scenarios #hajime iwaizumi #iwazumi fluff #haikyuu iwazumi #iwazumi hajime #hanamaki fluff #hanamaki takahiro

[iwaasfairy]

hi <3 i just wanted to say that i really REALLY like your works!! there hasn't been a single thing that you wrote that i haven't read at least twice !! i truly TRULY love it when you write anything about the seijoh four!! and thank you so much for your Meian crumbs <3

i hope you have a wonderful day/ night <33

thank you thANK YOU thATS Such A compliment aAAAA i love seijoh big 4, i love seijoh, i love haikyuu, i will come to lay my tired worn out corpse on this hill when its time i loVE love love them so much and so! iTs very very satisfying to hear that you like my silly little fics about them <33 and meian too haghefgug it feels like a century ago since i wrote meian and had my whole meian craze but it's a very fond memory hehehgfd

i HOPE you hAVE AN AMAZING REST oF YOUR WEEK as WELL bby

#a million kisses from me to you #ill carry you in my poUCH #hGAGEZDUFID #honey mail

[falling-like-fall]

STOP what if get this college!iwaizumi goes to las vegas for the first time with the seijoh 4 or just new friends he made in California??

the amount of songs I know named / that talk about california is insane. ANYWAYS I love this idea, matter of fact, ik you didn't explicitly state a fanfic but.. it was gonna happen anyways.

also theres gonna be random names inserted, idk the first names that pop in my head. apologies if this isnt quite what you're looking for :)

(hopefully there's no typos....)

FETISHIZERS DNI

(please)

iwaizumi and seijoh 4 (no set ships)

warnings: swearing, maybe a bit of angst ? depends on how you look at it

Despite all the fun he was having Iwaizumi had the hugest headache.

Whether that was because Oikawa had gotten on his nerves again or because the sun was so bright, he didn't really know.

But regardless, it was there. He had always thought of pain medicine as a sort of pointless method, but the undesired ache was starting to get to him. So he popped two tylenol's, something he had learned more about once he came to America.

Which, in hindsight, hadn't been the most pleasant adventure. Studying abroad was a tough decision the four of them (seijoh third years) decided to make, but the crave for memories drove them out west.

"You know, I heard Las Vegas is a big attraction here." Matsukawa shrugged, appearing in the doorway of Iwaizumi's room. The shorter male looked at him before nodding.

"Yea, we've been out here for a year or so... and uh, Alex had mentioned Las Vegas being huge. Glad we could finally make it out here." He said, standing up and stretching.

"Yea. Oikawa hasn't shut up about the lore of this place, seems like he really read into it. He's entertaining the others right now, per usual. I came in to see what was taking you so long." Matsukawa said, his normal bland tone shining through.

"It was nothing, small headache." He explained with another nod. Which is typically how Mattsun's and his convos went, a nod every other sentence.

"Well I'm assuming you're better now, they wanted to play a game of volleyball today, and you know how Tooru gets." Another nod from iwaizumi.

"Right. Yea, I am."

"Iwa," Tooru started. "Don't get too ahead of yourself alright? It's a big place, you might get lost." He teased, a smug look on his face.

"Don't you get distracted either, I know how you get around boys." He shot back almost too nonchalantly, sitting down between Hanamaki and Ethan. His comment caused a few stifled laughs.

"Don't start going at each others throats now," Mauricio laughed. his normal boisterous one. Oikawa nodded and Hajime sighed, but both ultimately agreed.

"Right. Now let's get on the road, shall we?" Alex asked, the others saying (or shouting) an agreement in unison.

Vegas was another journey checked off their lists. Iwaizumi couldn't help but feel nostalgic driving down the highway with the windows down, music blaring. It almost made him cry (almost), but he would never admit that. For now, he took the Cali sunrise with him, and woke up with the fondest memories.

#haikyuu!! #hq oikawa #hq iwaizumi #hq matsukawa #hq hanamaki #seijoh 4 #haikyuu #hq

[heich0e]

Seijoh 4 from the mafia au still have a grasp on me like no other. I loved that one shot your wrote, it was just perfect

Also I love when you call us little guy, like yes, IAM a little guy in this big old universe ya know?

my fav thing about the mafia au that is never outrightly said but heavily implied (though i don't think anyone has ever mentioned it) is that matsukawa has a big ol crush on reader heh heh heh.. don't tell toto!!

and yes u are a precious little guy 2 me <3

#liv got mail

[tahdashi]

Oml I just saw the anon ask about seijoh 4 in kurtas but???!?!! I wish to scream about Tooru in a white kurta. Like yk those sleeves rolled upto his elbows, a few buttons left undone for someone reasons but then he realised how big of a sucker people are for it. So he does that on purpose every time he wears one 😭😭😭 gonna think about this for 3 business days

YES I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT he’d look so elegant !!! paired w gold jewelry… omg >o< you guys gotta stop w the buttons undone i’m losing my mind over it that’s so HOTNFJF i love your mind for this :,)

#let’s talk about him w a gold chain sitting on his chest w the buttons undone i think we should def talk about it #💌: floraljae #from the stars

[katsukiflr]

kiss my baby kiss you're so CUTE I WANNA EAT YOU (affectionate)

my baby i’m gonna take a bite out of ur cheeks and pat ur little head :<

#i love u #i wanna hug u ur so tiny #i’m watching hq rn and the seijoh 4 is so big i’m gonna piss my pants #. #asks #♥︎.plum