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energywarning · 2 years

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Disorganized thoughts regarding splat3 story mode+ my agents. Perhaps not the best thoughts ever but heyyy *disclaimer i do not take some events too seriously i like comedy . And on the other i extrapolate on silly things tldr im sillay babey sorry for cringe rocking*

-The power eggs that callie gives harper are from either looking around like a dummy or entering some of the kettles and farming eggs on easy missions *orca voice* you are not an authoriz- "ah fuck off robot thing" it works out... somehow

-It was kinda easy to lose track of time because the artificial walls always were sunny so like. 1 week in and harper was p much convinced they were in here for a year somehow

-Ripley kinds of considers "captain" to be a pity title at some point cus thats when ppl started to be big on the idea of having ripley chill the fuck out and like . Do less work Lol. The reasons why theyre Sitting there the whole time almost is bc they were also technically meant to recover from an injury (so the captain cant talk bc theyre shy thing is like a quarter of a lie thing bc yeah they are a little and they mumble often but rn theyre straight up just exhausted Lol) but ultimately callie and marie are like eh Fuck it. we ball cmon captain do your thing re: building that machine thing+ fuzzy stuff elimination LOL . And then they get injured again oops.

- At the beginning of story mode ... harper is like: hey uh. How do we get out of here by the way... since we fell? From above?

No one answers them..

- After the Ending of storymode harper is very clear about 3 things :

1. hey callie hey marie i kind of feel scammed by your grandpa. Like i should be paid a little right. Like at least a little bit.

2. Madam captain person being. Sorry i dont know your name yet- oh its ripley. Ok ripley you are cool thank you for being nice to me while we were down there 👍.

Yes i know that splat3dlc is going to contradict these but for now in my brain this is the funniest thing ever so it is so for now have this:

3. Unless there is a another world ending scenario im not doing any agent work ever again sorry. Or at least for a long long time(is trying to be nice about rejecting the whole agent thing)

-last discussion eight had w ripley b4 splat3 story mode kind of went smth like : callie saying that gramps is looking for another agent... captain isnt going to do much duh injury and all. Well geez what do you mean you're coming with us anyway dont you girls have a life hold on lemme call ripley theyll tell you all abt it.

Ripley: hi darling, hi Alex. No sorry you both are fired actually for now :^) no yeah i know im not actually the one who can fire people i was joking- no i know- ok ok i get it geez. well either way you cant come with us sorry you both are meant to patrol other places so. ok will be back soon in less than a week probably promise

-I also like to think that they were in alterna for like a month and a half or so... but it felt like much longer re: losing track of time

-harper got all the alterna logs etc but they literally dont give a shit about them and forgot the 3/4 of them

-Post story mode Harper kinds of hate/is scared by deepcut ever since the whole attacking them thing but they are very funny about it cus they hide behind ripley when they see any of em sillay individuals but harper is like so much taller than ripley so its like

-Ripley is kind of harper s honorary uncle

-Harper had an awful roommate situation and ultimately they end up. Living w the rest of the agents (they say its only temporary...)

-callie is harper s favorite squid sister

#will add more maybe...#sorry i found most of these funny and god knows i love to have a chuckle or 2. a laff even #sillies #harper(neo3)#eight(8)#alex(4)#callie

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whilomm · 8 months

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🎶✨ when u get this u have (the option) to put 5 songs u actually listen to. then send this ask or tag 10 of your friends/followers/just some guys you feel like if you feel like✨🎶

okay fine both @vanadiumbean and @deneviere tagged me uhhhh fuck what do i Listen To lets see

Hard Travelin' Hootenanny- Orig by Woody Gutherie, been listening to the recording from the "til we outnumber em" album feat like everyone.

this ones from a cd that I didnt read well enough and thought was woody, but its actually a live tribute concert w a lotta musicians covering his stuff (bruce springsteen, annie defranco, rambling jack elliot, etc) and it rocks. first track is a cover where everyone in the concert takes a bit of the "hard ramblin". i need to listen to more folk lmao. Turns out i dont love woodys own recordings (his voice just aint for me!) but i LOVE his songs as theyre covered

Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet- Fall Out Boy

i have a legal right to be cringe and for that im choosing the fall out boy double cuck song. fucking sue me. but only after you listen to patrick stumps dulcet cuckception. BE GLAD IM NOT MAKING THIS ENTIRE LIST FALL OUT BOY I CAN BE 10X MORE CRINGE THAN THIS. not my fave fob song (that would probs be either legendary or pavlov), but its good.

Rowboat- Johnny Cash, original by Beck

ill be HOME...with the gasoline. youll be STOOOONNNEED, youll be far away

I was surprised to learn not only was this not originally by cash, the original by beck was already a country song! the story behind it is kinda fun (he wrote it in like 5 minutes on the way to the studio just bc he wanted to record SOMETHING with a steel guitar player he saw) and in the vid beck gets kinda emotional hearing cash complement him, its kinda sweet.

Mama- My Chemical Romance

the song that got me into MCR. I don't sing along at concerts usually, but i was fucking belting this one when i saw them. its a difficult choice but this is probs my fave MCR song. listen i know everyone loves black parade but i confess i sometimes skip it when im not in the mood. mama though? never fucking skip.

Some Kind Of Nature- gorillaz

this is one of those one songs i kinda hated the first time i heard it, the creaky ass voice of lou reed and the switch offs between gentle and kinda goofy beats. but after a couple of listens i think something inside me changed mentally. the beep boops shoot straight to my heart. that one "scream". all we are.... is stars

if anyone gives it a listen and they hate it too like. give it a bit then listen again. see if it does something to You too.

....anyway this was fucking hard. do yall know how many more songs i wanted to put here. goddamn.

uhhh semi random tagging bc i forget literally everyone just. scrolling my followers list for names, idk @the-fearful-one @the-interabang @ahmallama @c3rvida3 @unclekow @al-ghoul @sassybitchymouse @voidilite-singularis god i need to clear out the pornbots again theres so many here @queennannygoat @fattpikachuu

ignore the tag if yall feel like it, i aint yalls boss

#buzzy #fine i DID IT #this took my entire lunch break #tag games

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milkymagg0t · 3 years

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My Pirate Ocs Sebastian and Eduardo! They’ve been rotting my brain away these past 3 months and I hate em

#my art #scribbles #captain Sebastian #Eduardo #pirate oc #original character #oc #I HATE EM!!!! THEYRE SO CRINGE

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foryouthegays · 3 years

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its time for a ‘assembling an army [Dream SMP]’ liveblog pogggg

bc people seem to like techno saying “puppy!” heres the timestamps for the times he says it in this stream and a few i remember from other times

10:30

12:35

2 mins into ‘minecraft VR is the ultimate fitness program’

and he doesnt say puppy but ‘train ‘em young (Collab with GURL GAMER ERMAGERD)’ is just. its so cute. please watch it. its techno playin and his little sister is in the background and i love it nd he says ‘pony’ nstead of horse so that counts. also his nod at 2:27 after his sister says ‘thats u!!’ is so cute like ahhhHHH and at 3:25 his sister says doggy and it sounds so similar to how techno says it in the vr vid ahhhhhhHHH sorry i just love that vid so much u can hear techno in the bg its so good

ALSO HE DID A ‘DO DO DOOO’ AT 15:20 :D!!!!!!!AND 1:07:45

if yall dont watch vods, he starts his stream with ‘starting the streaamm!!!!’ and its adorable. i highly recommend watchin the start of his streams just for that

as always, he says three in the prettiest way possible and i hate it. how can you make the word THREE sound nice its. its not allowed

hes calling the wither skull place (which i had been calling theseus’ vault/home) the bunker and i kinda like that. (1:15)

“worst case scenario, he’s building an ugly tower outside of my base, best case scenario, he died!” 2:50

heres the link tommy sends at 7:10 https://www.reddit.com/r/tommyinnit/comments/kfdsid/i_know_tommy_likes_cobblestone_towers_so_heres_an/?sort=new

7:50

tommy: “what are your deepest emotions”

techno: “uhhh....revenge.”

tommy: -laughs- “what about like, you know, love.

techno: “not so much.”

tommy: -laughs- “hey, ok”

techno: “love? sounds kinda cringe,”

tommy: -laughs harder- “love?? all i know is anarchy!”

techno: “all i know is anarchy, violence, and get subscriber, ok? thats all you need.”

aroace c!techno pog??

the “i know another word for dog” “puppy!!!” convo is at 10:30 btw. techno is just. am love he

“you’re trying to think of one redeeming quality you have and you’re stuttering. you’re stuttering, tommy.” LSFJDLKDSJF 14:30

techno making fun of tommy falling through snow and then immediately doing the exact same thing is so funny a;sdkfjkasd 15:25

17:10 ah yes, a sheep, the opposite of a dog, mhmm

19:25 “tommy i dont believe in laws” LKSFJHDLA

“i need you i need you i need you” “i’m right here.” AWWWW 20:25

DREAM JOINED OH GOD 21:00

i feel like techno is just,,,,constantly redirecting the convo back to dogs to try nd distract tommy

OH GOD DREAM NO 28:00 GO AWAY

hhghn the way that techno asked tommy to describe his location,,,,,,isnt that LITERALLY grounding??? ik it was so tech could find him but just,,,tommy immediately started talking clearer and responding better to techno,,,,,hhgnn

AWW TECHNO CALLED IT ‘OUR HOUSE’ AT 29:25

why is technos laptop just randomly telling him abt pagodas im ksfhjdal 30:20

30:50 techno has access to twitch in universe

31:40 tECHNOS ‘Y O U’ IS SO FUNNY SFHGDJKAL

32:05 dream no. ‘hey I’m on my way to your house, need to have a chat with you’ GO AWAY

WHY DOES HE HAVE A SECRET CHEST WHY IS HE LIKE THIS WHY IS HE SO SECRETIVE AHHHH 36:05

37:55 as much as i hate c! dream i just. i love dream nd technos dynamic so much but i know dreams gonna be in character and it makes me sad bc nooo dont be mean :(

38:50 “tommy....left” “who?” GFJHSKDL TECHNO IM IHUGFJSKDLA

wait but techno couldve made skyblock canon in the smp universe if explained the sell foot as the ‘pigs foot’ from slaying dragons in skyblock and saying that they made people faster but nooOOOOooOOooooOOoooOOOoo gkfjshdl 39:45

techno just spelled coughing ‘caughing’ and idiot ‘idfiot’ im,,,,,hfdgkjs 40:50

TECHNO WHEN WE SAY U USE BIG WORDS WE DONT MEAN ‘ALOOF’ WE MEAN SHIT LIKE ‘RECIPROCITY’ HFGJDKSL 41:00 i doNT EVEN KNOW IF THATS THE WORD HE SAID IM SO DONE WITH HIM AHH

“what does impaired mean?” so THATS who technos talkin bout not knowin english 52:30 (bonus: “it means its out of pair, tommy”)

52:50 my god these people are so dumb im crying could u imagine just casually walking ur dog and u just hear yelling in the distance and u look up to see two sets of enchanted netherite, one with a dog and one with a llama who seems to be spitting at the owner, yelling at each other about staying stealthy and ur like ‘this may as well happen’ and one of them jUMPS OFF A BRIDGE and the other just yeets the llama down before jumping off as well and u see the dog walk up to u and u can kinda see an outline of someone and ur like whatever and then the other person walks by holding bamboo and no armor on with the llama still spitting and then one of them starts yelling at the other and ur like iS THAT TOMMY??? I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD??? and u realize the other is techno and ur like,,,,god why did i move to this cursed country and then the llama starts talking and spitting at u just. and u just. u leave. u just gotta leave.

and then now ur ranboo, going to figure out whats happening and theres a llama that starts spitting at u and ur like ????? and u see some dogs and u turn around and then theyre gone and then tommy (who, once again, is thought to be dead) texts you and says u should join vc3 and then the llama starts talking and telling u to give up all ur things and then u DIE sjkdfal;

anD THEN THE LLAMA DIES ALSDKJFALDKFA I LOVE THIS SERVER ITS SO DUMB

GKJHSFDL I LOVE RANBOO SO MUCH

god these people have no braincells when theyre together its so funny

1:10:20 sCHLATT????? WHA T

🦀TOMMY IS GONE 🦀 1:15:00 (also: “he died as he lived, an absolute moron” JFKSDL TECHNO)

SJKHFDAL RANBOO JOINED THE GAME JUST TO SAY ‘THAT BETTER BE CANON TOMMY’ AND THEN JUST L E F T (1:18:45)

SFDGHJKAL TOMMYS MAD BC HE HAD 18 LEVELS AND DIED AND TECHNOS JUST C A S U A L L Y AT 100 DFSJHKLA I LOVE THEM

“ew, imagine using valid arguments to refute my idiotic points” god i love techno so much (1:19:50)

#stream post

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autisticstarseed · 4 years

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👐 Hand washing guide when you have sensory issues 👐

tbh. we shouldve been talking abt this a long time ago for many disabled ppls sake but ive put this post off for like a million years out of pure solidified fear of ableist harassment/kneejerk ignorance and also generalized cringe idiots but now that we got so much covid-19 fear and autistic ppl actually tend to have weaker immune systems than most people lets jump the shark;;;

i have autism and i physically struggle with washing my hands as often as i want to, having wet hands, drying them, the temperature difference, bad soap smells/textures, etc. are all genuinely painful. the good news is that ive dealt with water aversion shit since birth (its a common sensory issue), so ive had time to figure out alternatives and coping skills that still help reduce risk of disease and spreading it in ways that i can personally manage. (ie. not lazy or selfish or gross. genuinely putting more effort into this every day task than most other people would even think about. just disability lads) so heres the guide i have to offer if you’re in a similar boat, with some keypoints about hand hygiene and tips addressing the most common sensory struggles ive noticed with it;;;

1. hand sanitizer

i love hand sanitizer, i can get it in almost any scent i want and it dries down very very fast. the problem is; hand washing and hand sanitizer do different things. it only kills certain types of germs. which is all fine and dandy, but because of this, using only hand sanitizer wont actually keep you from catching or spreading many illnesses. so what its good for is times you cant wash your hands (out in public, sensory overload, no spoons, etc), thats fine, but it should not replace all hand washing if at all possible. it is supposedly effective to covid-19, but so little is currently known that it should not be considered your go to for this, and the only unanimous statement straight from the CDC is that hand washing works best at preventing its spread.

temperature - if you have trouble with it being too cold, conveniently keeping it in your pocket or closely against your body in some way warms it up and makes it much more comfortable.

scent - they come in almost any scent you can imagine, but if you have trouble with strong scents, there are ‘scentless hand sanitizers’. they usually have a faint chemical smell, so if there are any testers available, you should check to make sure it can work for you before you buy it.

texture - if gel doesnt cut it, they also make foamy hand sanitizers and liquid sprays, but theyre harder to find and might be a little more pricey.

and remember; always buy hand sanitizer that says it contains AT LEAST 60% alcohol, the higher alcohol content the better, but try to keep track of how high it is and how much you apply it so you dont dry your skin out. and right now price gouging is pretty bad, so dont be surprised if you cant find any for a while, and dont buy any small bottle that costs over a couple dollars, its a rip off.

2. hand washing

so what does hand washing do thats better than sanitizer??? soap and water lift up the dirt and oils that are carrying the germs and actually wash them off, and not only that, it also gets rid of all the things sanitizer cant, such as dust/dirt, spores, chemicals, and the previously mentioned viruses that are harder to kill. ik to an outside perspective it might not seem that hard, but obviously when you have autism and these tasks are split down into bigger ordeals and sensory nightmares, it can feel impossible.

soap - there are so many different kinds of soap! scentless soaps exist, and they very rarely have any lingering chemical smell! theres also soap for sensitive skin, and baby soap also works well for that issue. bar soaps can come in all different shapes and sizes, with many different ingredients and additives to choose from (independent soap makers are an amazing source for customized soap btw), and liquid soaps can be pure gel, frothy, mousse-y or even have tiny exfoliating or moisturizing beads in them if thats a sensory experience you enjoy. this is my number one rec for people struggling with hand washing bc of sensory issues;;; mix up the soap. finding one that gives you an okay or even a GOOD sensory experience can completely turn around an otherwise meltdown inducing task

temperature - this is the one thats always been hardest for me. cold water straight up hurts me, and our plumbing is Terrible, so the trick i have for slow pipes is to run the hot water on high as Soon as i get into the bathroom. leave it going and by the time you’re done there should be at least lukewarm water. if this still takes too long for you, try out the various sinks in your house, usually one is able to get hot water faster than the rest (for me its the kitchen sink) and that can become a designated station for you if need be.

texture - some ppl just hate water. if thats the case, it rly doesnt change much abt the process if you use less water, ie work the soap into a lather, and then only use as much as you need to rinse it off. you dont have to keep your hands under the whole time, the soap clings to the dirt, the water takes it off all together, as long as you scrub well and rinse till you see no suds, you’re good

If it really comes down to it, a washcloth with water+soap, a disinfecting wipe, or even literally just a rinse with plain ol water is better than nothing, but the stream of water and act of rubbing the soap in is the most effective combo against disease. soap/disinfectant wipes and hand sanitizers are your second best option. if theres a time in your life where an issue is so disabling for you that you truly cant keep any of this up, rly the most important thing is to limit your direct physical contact with your face and commonly used objects as MUCH as possible until you can figure smth out. (you kno those old ladies that grab a wipe and open the doorknob with it between their hand and the knob? become that old lady) and if push comes to shove, if a safe and accepting therapy setting is something accessible to you, hygiene struggles are actually something many mental health professionals understand Very well and can help you cope with personally and directly, without shame.

3. hand drying

this is also. my personal hell. and what most people say is the hardest part of the sensory experience. but ya cant just walk around with wet hands right

towels - the obvious choice for most, but to me they actually dont dry enough. i always end up damp and with lint stuck to me. this kills the man. but hand towels do have some variety to them, you can find em with really long fibers or really short/flat, really fuzzy or really stiff, etc. sounds silly but its smth a lot of ppl dont think about that can change a lot. you can also try super absorbent towels (yes like a shamwow), and again baby bath towels are also an option if you want something gentle.

paper towels - yeah a little more wasteful and expensive, but imo much more absorbent. theyre also pretty thin so you can get between your fingers (MY BANE), and under your nails if you use a corner. 10/10

blow drying - ik this is the kind of shit you only see in like movie theaters and malls and they are definitely LOUD AS SHIT, but if you happen to have the money, and struggle more with Textures than Noise, ie a stream of warm air seems worth the sound, you Can actually find a small basic one of these items for your own home.

4. public restrooms

everybody hates em!!! but you can make em more tolerable;;;

soap - bring your own! little travel soaps you can keep in your bag are a godsend for ppl with sensory issues, sensitive skin/allergies, and if you just prefer not sharing soap.

temperature - most public places i notice actually do get hot water pretty fast (like,,, too fast,,, like,,, it bur ns me) so if there are no faucets and its too hot or too cold, once again you can try different sinks and one might be more comfortable. if there are faucets i recommend grabbing a paper towel to turn it off, so you dont have to touch it again with your clean hands.

sound - WHY R AUTOMTIC FLUSH TOILETS SO FUCKEN LOUDD..... honestly if you have noise cancelling earmuffs or earplugs or w/e pop em in. if you dont have any of that i just literally plug my ears with my fingers when i stand up. if you struggle with the sound of the blow dryers, they almost always have paper towels as well, but its a great idea to carry something like that around in your bag with you just in case. if its really packed and people chattering is getting to you, sometimes the ‘family’ bathrooms are actually smaller and less full. if its bad enough and you feel comfortable asking, an employee might be able to direct you to a single stall bathroom or at least a different one than that.

and though its convenient, try not to use your sleeve to touch things like doorknobs, toilet handles, etc. instead use something disposable like a paper towel or wipe, bc the germs will simply transfer to your sleeve and still risk infecting you.

5. schedule

the number one suggestion is to wash your hands literally as often as possible during a time like this but like. even for allistic/nt/abled/ ppl thats just not always an attainable schedule so the Best times to wash your hands are;;;

after using the bathroom - the most important time and generally the easiest to get used to. its smth you have to do multiple times a day that already has a schedule, and if you were to forget or go into sensory overload its usually immediately accessible as soon as you can. as i mentioned earlier, if you need help remembering, you can turn the water on when you first get in and leave it going.

the doctors - ANY KIND of health facility should be avoided right now unless really necessary, places where sick people would frequent is the quickest way to get sick but like. ya rly cant help it sometimes right. you cant stop dealing with your own illnesses just bc theres another one floating around. so, this is time to go apeshit on the handwashing. if your health issue involves coughing and sneezing, ask for a face mask. bring a scarf in case they dont have any, its not as great but better than nothing. otherwise, you honestly dont need it, face masks are more for these people bc they keep germs in better than out. whether you’re worried abt getting sick or infecting others, this is a time to use hand sanitizer, avoid physical contact like shaking hands [autistic cheering], and when you first arrive and right before you go to leave are the most important times to remember to wash your hands.

preparing food - not as commonly spoken about, but also easy to work into a schedule. i personally dont care unless its food for somebody else or if im going to be putting my hands on it a lot, but if thats the case, a lot of the time thats produce you already want to wash in the sink, so you can kill two birds with one stone there. dont just get the germs off your own hands, get em off the fruits and veggies before you eat em. carpool

after grocery shopping - not very common. most ppl just slap some sanitizer/a wipe on there or dont think abt it at all, but if you just got home from walmart thats a great time to wash. you just touched a bunch of items other people touched, including the cart, money/credit cards, and all the products people will pick up and put back, so its prime germ time babey. But again, sanitizer or a wipe will help if its all you can manage after a trip out like that.

before self care - also uncommon. ppl always say ‘dont touch your face’ and ‘apply this product with clean hands’, and what they mean is that one of the fastest ways germs get into your system is through your mouth, nose, eyes and ears. if you’re simply washing your face theres not as much concern, but applying a mask, moisturizer, makeup, etc. should all be done after a gentle rinse of your hands (and face). very hard to get into the schedule of, but if you consider it a Part of your ‘self care’ or use a special fun cleanser, it can stick a little easier.

6. stim items

STIM ITEMS!! if you have stim items, its a good idea to clean them regularly, but even moreso during an outbreak like this.

rubber/plastic - if it goes in your mouth, hot water (not hot enough to melt!) and dish soap, if it doesnt, look up how to safely make a diluted bleach solution.

silicone - silicone is usually dish washer safe.

fabric - if its light, add bleach to the washing machine, if its colored, you can use white vinegar or hydrogen peroxide which are less likely to discolor any dyes. lysol detergent is also super great. small items you’re worried about losing, or items with details/loose parts, you can usually wash inside of a sealed pillow case.

‘squishies’ - for ‘mochi’ squishies aka the rubbery ones, soap and water + some dusted baby powder or corn starch (optional) to keep it from grabbing lint for a while. for foam squishies, they can rarely be deep cleaned without the risk of growing mold or taking paint off, but a disinfecting wipe every now and then should keep it clean for a while.

slime - cant be disinfected, sorry. also a breeding ground for mold if you arent careful, so its always best to cycle through these quickly.

technology - cant really be completely sterilized, but there are many places to get sprays and cleaning wipes for the devices you use that can at least keep the areas your hands frequently touch a little cleaner.

BUT of course if your item comes with instructions on how to wash it, always follow that instead. this is just a general idea.

and as a final note;;; disabled ppl should not feel guilty or dirty for struggling with this. like. man idc abt ur cringe feels or your ignorant blame or your lack of understanding/sympathy for what goes into these tasks for us. if u dont wanna get our struggles and sensitivities when we’re working twice as hard on functioning tasks which personal ease you take for granted, thats on you. @ disabled people if you struggle with maintaining the same standard of hygiene as nts you arent gross or bad fucking person, you’re disabled and by definition that means your level of functioning will be different, and you deserve sympathy. its just that germs dont discriminate, they wanna cause problems for everybody involved (especially you!!!), so Anything you can manage is Great and if anything from this post can help make it a little easier for people in any way, i feel its absolutely necessary to talk about with respect and dignity. people with autism/adhd/sensory processing disorder/similar neurodivergencies/literally anybody else this could benefit, pls feel free to add on any tips you might have or send me questions. let disabled ppl help disabled ppl do our personal bests

#nt/allistic ppl can totally reblog btw!! just dont clown like thats literally all i ask man cuz tbh #im trying to help ppl form a hygiene habit while my nd struggle was ignored and worsened by ppl being shitty to me so to be blunt ig #im helping people by giving alternatives and coping skills and all ur doing is being ableist and expecting ppl to 100% conform so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#whos really the ...~~~~~ pro recovery~~~~ one. here #hint its me sit down rude ass #long post #im scared to put in nd tags but sjgsjddsj we're JUMPIGN THE SHARK #sensory processing disorder #spd #autism #actuallyautistic #asd #adhd #sensory overload #original

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toutorii · 4 years

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Omg you're so pretty!!!!! 🥺🥰❤️

AYE- my hEART YOURE TOO KIND🥺🥺🤧

Thank you so much!!!! Everyone in the dtcw gc posted a bunch of face reveals so I thought I'd join in. Theyre all gone now though—

Anyways—

I would like to go on a rant for a moment. @eme-eleff, you are so kind to me and are always there for me. When I had that weird moment of anon hate, and you gave me my first drawing request. I feel as if I've known you forever. And even now, you've done nothing but support me. So really, from the bottom of my heart, thank you. 💞💞💞

Okay cringe over—

#AHHHHHHH #THANK YOU SO MUCH #I SWEAR FILTERS DO WONDERS #MY BARE FACE IS EW #I LOVE YOU SO MUCH EME #CAN I CALL YOU EME?#WELL I AM IN THE TAGS RN #please for the love of all things good dont read these tags

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ssvgawara · 4 years

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hi hi babie em 😽 congrats on 200 again mwah! for the matchups event, im a chaotic mf and i think you know that already LOL. would definitely fight a bitch who hurts my friends, if i could. im not into romantic and 2 cheesy stuff bc sometimes they make me cringe, that’s why i prefer a love-hate type of friendship/rs. but ofc i also like to show love but through words more than actions. 1/2

this is also bc i lit despise germs. yanno my mom hid sanitizer bottles bc she didnt want me to finish them and istg 😿😿 so i rlly love cleaning and studying as well. i get more along w/ people who have my same interest. ok that’s it f this came out too long ahksjsaj thank u in advance bby mwah 2/2

alright alright ive git the perfect ship for you babe u arent ready for this

Plumber!y/n

sorry its just raccoon!y/n with a plunger i didnt know what else to the banner

but this bad bitch knows whats up and is always ready to fight w you

they also understand not always being romantic, theyre a hardworking person

always there to unclog the toilet if ur shit doesn't flush truly there for you

tho it woulld probably get on their nerves if u clog the toilet too much so watch ur shits

also gets the germ thing will totally keep it clean so shit will be found anywhere except where it belongs

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#I CANNOT WITH THIS #why do ppl put up w me this is a whole mess #ems 200 matchups #plumber y/n #ems friends :)#venus :)#tw for shit

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gayspock · 4 years

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doctor who...

u really give me my cringe blank cheque with this one, anon anyways limiting this to nuwho bc idk enough abt classic

Favorite character right now im on such a fucking martha kick its absurd i think its like. martha’s potential & how cool she is becomes more and more apparent to me ... it matures with me.... like a fine wine... & the injusstice she is served in the show, and in universe? we hate it; we HATE it. fills with me with an anger Second favorite character since my top faves rotate.... my two second faves right now are bill & donna. donna because she is purely just thriving and the writing serves her brilliantly. however my like for bill is also this mix of: you were done well & i enjoyed your place in the show; however you still have so much more potential; however you are also 100% my type & i had a genuine little crush on bill so we love her

Least favorite character the showrunners.

The character I’m most like this is specific. you know after the fucking monk trilogy in s10 and like its the comedown (probably the final scene? dont even remember) anyways bill & the doctor are like sth sth “does... no one remember this” and some uni student walks by and the doctor is like “WHY DO U THINK THIS STATUE IS THERE, HM?” and the student is like “uhhhh..d’afksdf idk?” WELL IM HER. Favorite pairing okay so. this rlly changes a lot . i dont think im committed to any who ship THAT much bc a lot of the canon ones suuuucccck & the noncanon ones... its too broad a show fo rme tolatch onto any fi that makes sense? the universe uis too ginormous & i know theres some good pairings to be had but its such a sea thttheyre all drops in the ocean but okAY OKAY OKAY

CURRENTLY. ccurrently. i want to stan ot3 jack/rose/doctor because my hearts been singing for s1 recently and i think jakc/doctor could be a powercouple but they need someone to round it out but... ehhehdiASOIdjhsf............ rose/doctor .... always makes me go a little uhhhuhuhuh hghd. because the writers just slapped ages onto ppl without thinking & s1 rose is like... a fucking Child which makes me go “ah. ah no. nonononon.” like she’s younger than ME & remembering tht im like mmmhmmm </3 no. & i do think its genuinely a case of shit idiot brain disease where the writers just put any old age on & then treated the characters a whole different age than what they are (rather than. the genuinely insidduous: this character is younger, lets really emphasise the age difference dynamic!) but its still. makes me too soured to rlly rlly commit even if the dynamic is good

.....oh i will say though. martha&thirteen makes my legs wobble a whole lot. that’s all <33

Least favorite pairing okay okay OKAY theres plenty here i could go into tbh i know there is but if we’re not touchingg on gross ones on principle that theyre a given..... and if we’re talking abt canon-only, like....

eleven/river. first of all. he looks like a baby and honest to god babbuy WHY is he kissing my milf JESUS CHRIST. they had no chemistry 0 chemistry an di will always RESENT moffat for literally all the river execution ... she was so COOL and then you strapped her onto the worst storyline, put her with the doctor she wiuld have the LEAST chemistry with, & on a more controversial and petty note he also attached her to my least fave companion by literal lineage (which again. worst storyo=0sejgdsg im SICK love<3). you have multiple seasons of eleven/river, that made em convincced i just hate doctor/river in general and hated river in general, but then i saw.... the husbands of river song.... & i realised no no no no eleven/river era posioned it all because twelve/river rocks and the dynamic is thriving and that one episode was literally better than all off eleven/river combined, all of s6, on such a magnitute that its even laughable to consider comparing.... the husbands of river song is like unironically one of my fave episodes just bc of how hard that dynamic went & thinking abt how we could have had THAT instead, if moffat had just saved her for later, makes me go APESHIT LIKE SIR. SIR. SIR [EDI9DFGPOJDFGPJODG (STENALGES HIM)

Favorite moment this is so genuinely hard because theres so many hardhitting dw moments. probably the credits when its fucvking over. hate doctor who Rating out of 10 0 this show fucking sucks

#anon #egg yells back

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littlebabycrybtch · 5 years

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somebody: hating [insert group here] for existing in ways that make them harmlessly happy is shit no matter how you slice it and people need to stop being allowed to act that way and get tf over themselves or theyre gonna continue to receive social consequences for cringe culture bc its harmful

yall dumbasses inserting words into ppls mouths like u got a fetish: losfKJSDJS oh wow IMAGINe thinking FURRIES. are oppresed. cant believe uh [spins wheel] KINNIES are oppressed now. guess aces want virgin pride to be a. thing bc they thindkg theyr oppresssed(TM). the ONLoy two catagories are oppressed, or so viol ently oppressive that they >speCIFINCLY< deserve vicious unregulated mockery and anyoen who deFfends them will be mocked into silence as well. harmless people DOTN DESERVE TO EXIS T if i personally dont like them they have to be hated for my validation. validation of my bitterness is more impo rtant than peoples silly ‘’’’’feelings’’’’’ or ‘’’’’basic em otional responses to unnecessarily constant harassment’’’’’’. iem an ADULT with good sympathetic skills who undertsands basic harm reduction is required to be considered a decent hu man being but alsog let me do whatever i want, let me d it let me let me let me [screaming on the floor] MIM ALLOWE D TO HGWATE THING S ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !! ! ! !

#cringe culture #i have. a he adache

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oldmyths · 6 years

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oh shit y’all i got tagged by @wimpydemons and @spookyboybergara, thank u both for tagging me :’)

Rules: Answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.

last

1. drink - coke!

2. phone call - my nephew, i think i called him to turn off the oven ot smthn

3. text message - that i sent? i said hi to someone who asked for my number. my most recent received message is from that person asking me if i’m ok with calling some time to discuss some stuff in my english class

4. song you listened to - wait by the beatles

5. time you cried - hm... i don’t...remember

ever

6. dated someone twice? - god. yeah.

7. kissed someone and regretted it - never been kissed

8. been cheated on - no???

9. lost someone special - yeah

10. been depressed - still there but uh i think i’m better at managing it

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - i don’t drink y’all

fave colours

12. YELLOW

13. blue

14. a light purple

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends - absolutely!!!

16. fallen out of love - uhh. maybe

17. laughed until you cried - yes

18. found out someone was talking about you - no???

19. met someone who changed you - hmmmm yes

20. found out who your friends are - i. guess so?

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - no

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - most of em, i only add close irl friends/family on facebook

23. do you have any pets - a cat!

24. do you want to change your name - :)

25. what did you do for your last birthday - umm. nothing special

26. what time did you wake up today - 7-ish in the morning, my cat really wanted breakfast

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - i think asleep? i don’t remember. i was really tired yesterday lkfgjdsfk

28. what is something you can’t wait for - Well i just watched the new ep of unsolved so... nothing right now. OH black panther. and spring break

30. what are you listening to right now - not a god damn thing

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - i don’t know any toms i think. i know a thomas but he’s my uncle and i haven’t seen him in a while

32. something that’s getting on your nerves - cringe culture

33. most visited website - fuckin tumblr i guess

34. hair colour - its..brown? ombre-ish maybe. i don’t know i hate my hair

35. long or short hair - it’s a lil below my shoulders god help me

36. do you have a crush on someone - i love my girlfriend

37. what do you like about yourself - MY TEETH!!! and my eyes. and the fact that i make people laugh sometimes

38. want any piercings? - nah

39. blood type - i..don’t know

40. nicknames - truthfully i don’t think i have any

41. relationship status - i love my girlfriend

42. zodiac - sagittarius babyyyyy

43. pronouns - they/them

44. fave tv shows - i like twin peaks and criminal minds..those are the only tv shows i really watch i think

45. tattoos - i don’t have any right now but i do want to get a tattoo of some lyrics on my wrist bc i’m a typical walking fuckin cliche

46. right or left handed - right handed babyyyyyyy

47. ever had surgery - nope

48. piercings - i had my ears pierced when i was a wee child but i took em out since my ear got infected, and then i haven’t bothered trying to re-pierce them or whatever

49. sport - i like volleyball, soccer, and hockey i guess? i only played volleyball in high school. i’m not very athletic

50. vacation - one summer, after i graduated high school, my mom, my sister, two of my nephews, and i drove to the quebec border. just cos. and then we went back home

51. trainers - ...shoes? i wear boots, because canada and snow. i do have these other non-winter boots that are like, cat-patterned and theyre yellow and i love them but my sister doesn’t let me leave the house with them. and these space-themed converse hightops that don’t really fit my tiny feet

more general

52. eating - nothing

53. drinking - not a dang thing

54. i’m about to watch - i might rewatch the new bfu

55. waiting for - black pantherrrrrrr

56. want - sleep?

57. get married - i’m a sagittarius. my parents are divorced. every relationship i’ve been in was a disaster.

58. career - i want to publish books...realistically i’d probably just work in a bookstore or something

which is better

59. hugs or kisses - ive never been kissed and i’m extremely selective of those i allow to hug me...so.....nneither? kisses?

60. lips or eyes - eyes

61. shorter or taller - ..taller...

62. older or younger - older

63. nice arms or stomach - ehhh arms i guess

64. hookup or relationship - i love my girlfriend

65. troublemaker or hesitant - hesitant bc i don’t think i could handle even being friends with someone who’s constantly acting/being a troublemaker. too much stress

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - no bitch

67. drank hard liquor - no bitch

68. lost glasses - not for a long period of time but i have lost my glasses before

69. turned someone down - yea

70. sex on first date - no bitch

71. broken someones heart - ya

72. had your heart broken - ya

73. been arrested - no???

74. cried when someone died - ya

75. fallen for a friend - i mean. aren’t you supposed to? isn’t that kind of the best way to really fall for someone? when you look at someone who’s been beside you and you think “oh, there you are”?

do you believe in

76. yourself - err.....

77. miracles - i think karma has some credence to it. you get what you put out into the universe, and such

78. love at first sight - not really

79. santa claus - i believe in santa in the way that he was a real person at one point

80. kiss on a first date - um... that’s subjective i think

81. angels - shane madej exists. so yeah. (i have a hard time thinking about deities and angels and demons, because if you blieve in ghosts doesn’t that kind of set the stage for an “afterlife”? does an afterlife without a god exist?)

other

82. best friend’s name - i have too many you can’t make me pick just One. fuck you

83. eye colour - hazel i think

84. fave movie - fuck you. i love reservoir dogs, the shining, toy story, the adventures of tintin, psycho...

85. fave actor - jake gyllenhaal is the only man i trust

i tag @izzystradlinsyellowpants @demonproofboi @shyaniacs @anyhornyboys @delightedbythunder @heytheredemyons @ghosts-boys umm and anyone else who might wanna do this?

if i tagged u and u don’t wanna do this then please please please don’t feel obligated to do it!

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etherealskeletons · 4 years

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she rly asked me if i found a baptist suitor yet and telin me its hard to make a baby without one nd god made me to be a wife and momma nd how boys arent so yucky once they get their hooks into me im jus

LIKE first of all,, i would never marry anyone in their church bc theyre in this weird cult where men can do everything and anything they wanna do while women basically become sex slaves for their man and do nothing but sit at home and take care of the kids. no rights for women!!! they must cover everything up and be silent and always praise the man and do everything he says bc hes the man and they should allow the man to verbally abuse them in front of everyone and call all women stupid cum-guzzling whores IN FRONT OF THEIR LITTLE GIRL BABY!!!!!! they also told me jesus was like, clean cut and clean shaven like a 1950s white business man?? i never saw that part of jesus but like whatever this aint about that!!

i feel like its super intrusive for them to talk to me like that, i barely know them and they literally know nothing about me so i feel like its super inappropriate to tell me what to do with my body and how to live my life and how everything im doing is wrong and i jus wanna smack em!! i hate them sm!! anytime id say no im not about that life i dont wanna be like that they jus tell me its the only way and im jus >:I

i dont wanna marry someone as old as or older than my dad and be popping out kids once a year and be trapped inside the house all day everyday with kids i didnt want and stuck with an abusive man who belittles and berates me everyday in front of everyone bc a womans role in life isnt to be happy and married to someone they love their role in life is to literally be a sex slave bc I GUESS thats in the bible!!! thats fucking crazy DO NOT sign me up for that!!

i had to be honest with her about how im a r*pe victim and how [cis] men actually scare the shit outta me and they often make me really uncomfortable nd she was understanding [surprisingly] nd it was.. nice to get it out there? absolutely terrifying i felt sick the whole time i was waiting for her to reply and i just kept htinking “oh my god wHY did i write that i should never talk about that what was i thinking” but ts nice that she understood and agreed to drop the subject since it makes me sad and uncomfortable nd like she still sucks dont get me wrong i still dont like her but ts like.. nice to not get shit on for being That

SO anyway,, this aint about those hicks and their twisted fucked up way of life,, this is suppose to be about my commitment issues,, i guess ghghh

not to sound traumatized or anything but i never wanna get married or tied down to anyone! id rather be a cool live in boyfriend and be seen by the state as like, common law marriage or smth bc we lived together for so long. i mostly feel this way because like, if shit goes down i could just pack up a bag and leave. there wouldnt be tons of paperwork to fill out, i [hopefully] wouldnt owe anyone a fuckton of money, i wouldnt have to fight tooth and nail for things. i could just leave. and i already barely own anything anyway so like;; i dunno, i just feel like that kinda life is for the best? for me at least - i dunno about anyone else

when i was a kid i prolly woulda been on board with,,, all that garbage they were spewing at me BECAUSE - super cringe - my dream / goal in life was to get married and be in this big happy family. but i was a literal child when i had that dream and i also didnt know how the real world worked and honestly the only reason why i even wanted any of that garbage was because i was a lonely kid with a shit family and i just wanted to break away from it all and get swept off my feet like some kinda disney or nicholas sparks film and live happily ever after

when i grew up i still held on extremely hard to the idea that someone was going to take me away from everything. which was terrible because it led me into getting into a variety of really shitty relationships. even though a little part of me knew they were terrible and the whole thing was just a pile of shit, i stayed with them because a part of me thought “well, if shit gets rough, i can always cry to them and they can probably come pick me up!” - and they would always promise to take me away from my problems, whisper about how we’d live happily and quietly. it was all a lie, of course. they knew what words would make me stay, and they knew i was desperate for anything and maybe i was kinda easy bc i would put up with nearly everything if it meant i could maybe, someday, get away from it all. and thats really all i ever wanted in life. shit man i still yearn for that sometimes, even though its prolly like.. never gonna happen in this lifetime, a teensy little part of me still has hope that maybe ill find someone that tolerates my existence even a little bit and we can just live quietly and happily together

itll never happen tho. like, its a nice dream, but it doesnt seem realistic. for me, at least. i feel like its impossible. i feel like im this repulsive, gross being. even if im not i just!! hate myself. i hate this body i hate this brain i hate just about everything i have to offer! i dunno what anyone sees in me because im just this huge fucking mess of a person. i cry a lot, i stress the fuck out about everything and everyone - even if its not a big deal! im always tired but i cant sleep at night because i overthink my entire life and worry and get sad over things i cant control. my nose is too big, im awkwardly shaped all over, my hair is usually greasy and gross because i get too depressed to exist most of the time. im just this gross mess, i find it hard to believe anyone would genuinely LIKE me, let alone love me

people who fall in love with me i feel like they just always fall in love with the idea of me or they fall in love with my looks [SOMEHOW idk how bc im jus.. kinda hard to look at imo] but once they actually get to be around me and get to know who i really am as a person its just all downhill because they see that its rly not great and that i kinda really fucking suck

maybe its the trauma of all my past shit relationships that makes me extremely hesitant to get into anything serious and to actually let down my walls and like, let them in. maybe its the fact that every relationship ive ever witnessed literally never works out and ends with an extremely messy divorce and custody battle, or the ones that decide to stay together are just miserable and waiting for one of them to die so they can finally live. i dunno! i dunno if love is real. like i love all my friends, i love a very select few members of my family, i love a lot of things but i just! have doubts that relationship-love stuff is real. i dunno if i ever genuinely fell in love with anyone, or if i just looked at them as a way to get the fuck out and thought they were kinda pretty. and i guess since they were nice to me that made me go fucking weak in the knees and everything because not a lot of people were nice to me and id end up wondering if thats what love is when being a basic human being to someone isnt suppose to be like, a huge deal. thats suppose to be normal and not heart-throbbing shit [but i guess my trauma makes little shit like that seem swoon worthy. cringe]

part of me feels shitty for feeling like that yknow bc like! those were people, real live human beings! and i used em!! but they used me too, in a lot of ways that i didnt want and i just let happen bc i was scared of speaking up [rly now that im older im starting to realize i was heavily groomed by all the adults in my family and by my friends to be silent about everything bad and everything that makes me uncomfortable because really nobody fucking cares so just suck it up and let it happen and be quiet about it because it makes others happy and their happiness is more important than your own comfort. ahhh regret regret regret. i have too many regrets for someone thats only 22. i regret always being so quiet about things that were never suppose to happen and for letting them happen because i wanted the other person to be happy and i guess bc i thought that was love even though it always made me physically ill and disgusting] maybe were even, since in a way i was using them as some kinda escape plan and i was using them for attention and whatever love and / or kindness i didnt get enough of as a child. maybe were both shitty people that deserved each other, maybe i did something to deserve all the bad shit that came my way, maybe maybe maybe..

i know relationships work out for SOME people. ive seen it work out for friends and im always supes happy for them!! but i feel like im one of those unlucky bitches that always gets attracted to/attracts feral weirdo bastards that wanna keep me chained up in the basement and away from everyone bc theyre phobic of someone catching feelings for me and me leaving their ass i guess bc that was kinda all my previous relationships and really the people i attract in real life are all kinda like that

BUT.. i dunno, maybe i gotta figure out how to let go of the past and let my walls down. find someone thats actually good and let them in. but its scary, i dunno if its even worth it. i feel like im not worth anything good so rly whats the point. ill prolly die before 30 anyway so, i shoudlnt worry or care about any of this

#💀.txt #diary #i cant afford therapy so ykno what that means!! proceeds to cry on my keyboard about my issues #thsi is rly just a huge ramble and its kinda dumb but it had me thinkin.. about like everything - yknow?

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