Anytime anybody says anything stupid in front of me...
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The knights at 3am feat. Leon the Long Suffering
Leon: please stop
Gwaine, twerking on his bed: Come good sir Leon! Shaketh thou bossom!
Elyan, dancing in his boxers: Alexandria play "thy wenches are not loyal"
Lancelot, pointing to Gwaine's legs: Thou witch shall not revealeth thine ankles! Conceal thine ankles, wench!
Gwaine, curstying: I belongeth to the cobblestone pathways good sir!
Leon, under his blanket: We literally have patrol tomorrow
Percival, jumping on his bed: but sir, it is hot wench summer!
Elyan, shaking his hips: Mine hips do not bear false witness!
Leon, crying: can we go to sleep? Please?
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Ember Knight is a comedy
guy BS-ing his way through the narrative finds himself between two immensely powerful mystical beings.
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out of curiosity, since it's completely irrelevant to the comic, did repo have to fumble through signing with a pen, did they just count any mark he made with the pen as a signature (since it's still legally binding), or did they like. give him an inkwell to dip his claws in to sign his name with?
for real though, recorded verbal agreement + mark on paper
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Supervillain of the week, hijacking聽the news: And so, with my truth serum, I can find out exactly who the Dynamic Duo really are, and broadcast it to the world! Let鈥檚 start of simple, shall we? Who are each of your favorite hero鈥檚?
Batman, tied up: Robin.
Robin, at the same time while chained to a chair: Superman!
Robin: Oh.聽
Batman, annoyed: Really? Still?
Robin: Listen he is literally the world symbol for peace and justice just because you鈥檙e jealous doesn鈥檛 mean-
Batman: I鈥檓 not jealous I just think as somebody who lives and protects Gotham you could have a little more pride in-
Supervillain, to the camera: Uh. I seem to have hit a sore topic already among the Dynamic Duo-
In the background, Robin: YES BUT HE CAN FLY. CAN YOU FLY, BATMAN?!
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How Would Fandom See You as a Fictional Character?
Quiz | Picrew
Thank you, @thevikingwoman 鉂わ笍ily!
This was surprisingly fun and funny, though I'm not sure how accurate.
Tagging: @wrenbee @solverne-02 @joufancyhuh @keturagh @shift-shaping @orallech & anyone else who'd like to do this.
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