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popcat69 · 8 months

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Incorrect Tmnt quotes

Mikey: What does 'take out' mean? Donnie: Food. Leo: Dating Raph: Murder Y/n: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

Donnie: Favourite horror movie?

Mikey: It

Raph: Saw

Leo: Annabelle

Y/n: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

Leo: Croissants: dropped

Raph: Road: works ahead

Y/n: BBQ sauce: on my titties

April: Shavacado: fre

Mikey: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Donnie:

Donnie: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Y/n: Change is inedible.

Donnie: Don't you mean inevitable?

Y/n, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Mikey: Hey Donnie,

Donnie: Yes?

Mikey: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Donnie:

Donnie: Where’s Y/n?

Donnie: April isn’t answering their phone

Y/n: I’ll call

Donnie: Casey and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

April: Hello?

Y/n: Top 30 reasons why y/n is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!

Raph: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

Mikey: I'm incredibly fast at maths.

Y/n: Alright, what's 30x17?

Mikey: 47

Y/n: That's not even close.

Mikey: But it was fast.

Donnie: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Raph: Nope, absolutely not.

Leo: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Mikey: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Casey: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Y/n: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Splinter: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Leo: ...I did. I broke it.

Splinter: No. No you didn't. Mikey?

Mikey: Don't look at me. Look at Y/n.

Y/n: What?! I didn't break it.

Mikey: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Y/n: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Mikey: Suspicious.

Y/n: No, it's not!

Raph: If it matters, probably not, but April was the last one to use it.

April: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Raph: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

April: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Raph!

Leo: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, person A.

Splinter: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Raph: Splinter... Donnie’s been awfully quiet.

Donnie: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Splinter, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Splinter: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Splinter:

Splinter: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

'Can I copy the homework?'

Donnie: I can help you with it!

April: Yeah, sure.

Y/n: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Raph: lol nope.

Mikey: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Leo: *Read 5:55pm*

Leo: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches

Leo, driving y/n and April: So how was your day?

Y/n: We almost got surprise adopted!

Leo: What?

April: We almost got kidnapped.

Leo: Oh, okay.

Leo: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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ollieneedstherapy · 17 days

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More Shaw pack head cannons

-All of the shifters are allergic to coco and coffee, they still all eat it

-Anytime anyone in the pack says something about their favorite coffee or tea, Ash will bring to the next pack meeting

-David, in his wolf form, does the making biscuits on blankets, just imagine a 150 pound wolf doing that

-Milo when he wakes up, he kisses sweethearts head, gets out of bed and starts breakfast even if he has to leave super early

-When Darlin’ and Sam watch movies together, Sam has his hands on them the whole time not like that, he just holds their hand or is rubbing their head or is kissing them

-Asher listens too K-pop and Hatsune Miku

-During pack parties and BBQ’s the mates will hang out in a corner and chat with each other, their partners just look with love sick looks

-David wants Pitbulls so bad, like this man would kill for these puppies

-Babe has not had the heart to tell Ash they don’t like Star Trek or Star Wars, they didn’t watch T.V as a kid

-Milo, in his wolf form, will lay in the sun with Argo on top of him

-Gabe would take Darlin’ and David to Blockbuster ever Friday night to get two movies (David picked action, Darlin’ either picked house movies or horror) and then they’d get wings and pizza

-The first Friday after Gabe pasted, Darlin came over with a wings and pizza, it was the first time David went out of his room that whole week

-Darlin’s parents through them in lake to teach them how to swim, Marie jumped in and saved them

#redacted headcanons #redacted asmr #redacted darlin #asher talbot #david shaw #redacted sam #redacted audio #redacted milo

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fictionalmenxyn · 1 year

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What the Task Force and Los Vaqueros would be like if they were your dad!

(teenager edition)

Ghost

He’d obviously be protective of you. He loves you dearly and he didn’t expect to love someone so much all his life he thought he could never love again till you were born.

Although he may be protective he does like to teach you things like combat or anything that can help you protect yourself in certain situations. He loves seeing you feel proud of yourself for doing said task.

He actually and deeply enjoys spending time with you. Either if it’s going to a local fish shop or sitting on the sofa watching crime/ horror movies.

He knows that school doesn’t teach you the true ways of life so he decided to teach you what it’s like being an adult and the lessons of life. Although you do still go to school.

He would also spoil you as he doesn’t quite know how to be a proper father as his isn’t the greatest. But you and him know he really try’s his best to be a great father which you praise him for.

He’d bring you gifts from the places he went while he was away and you’d ask what the place looked like scenery wise.

When he’s home I feel like he’s definitely the type of dad that like to be ‘outdoors’ in certain ways like he’d ask if you’d like to go out and walk up a mountain or go on a hike.

If your not into stuff like that he’ll ask what things your into and try his best to have knowledge of what you like to do or enjoy.

If your into video games he isn’t that bad at them in all honesty. Feel like he’s more into zombie games or war games. If you offered him to play a game of Minecraft for example he’d probably make a small hut out of the trees around him then find himself a dog and name it Riley.

If your into reading or drawing he’ll ask about how you book or art piece is going and if he could buy or do anything to help.

If your into cooking then you’ve got yourself the best taste tester. Feel like he’s a dad that will want to be there as much for you as possible since he is always away. He’ll definitely like to try new foods or snacks you make then he’ll give an opinion on it.

If you get into a fight at school, he’ll looked annoyed especially if the teachers are around but as you get in the car he’ll tell you he’s proud as he taught you to fight and protect yourself.

Although he isn’t the one for feelings or emotions he’ll ask how you feel and if you want to vent. Then he’ll listen closely and ask questions then help you try to find a solution or something to help.

Soap

Feel like he’s the best friend type of dad. Like a best friend bond but he still shows his dad side when needed.

Loves to watch movies together with popcorn. He will let you pick and you’ll both watch it. If it’s a Netflix series god help you both. You’ll both binge watch the series and then anything that correlates to it like a side show or movie and binge that.

Later back type. Let’s you do whatever as long as it’s not drugs, drinking alcohol, etc. But besides that he’s pretty chill.

Definitely let’s you sleep in if your not well or for school holidays as he’s probably sleeping in himself. He loves lazy day. If you both feel like today is a lazy day, you’ll both wear your pyjamas all day relax and watch your favourite movies or play games.

Would like to have a hobby or any type of interests you both enjoy doing so you can do them together and have some quality time together.

Ghost is your godfather, even if Ghost doesn’t believe in god or he does your now his godchild and to be completely honest Ghost doesn’t mind as he prefers you over your dad.

Price

Definitely the ‘dad’ stereotype

Loves to spend quality time with you as he’s always busy and he doesn’t get to see you much.

Feel like he loves hosting bbq’s and he’ll ask you if you want to bring some friends and if their parents want to join as he says he cooks up a storm especially with stake.

Teaches you useful things and life lessons for the future. He teaches you about money management, cooking, how to clean a wound, taking care of yourself when ill or anything else that could come as handy.

You and Gaz have a sibling bond. You’ll even joke around and ask if Gaz could be adopted to your family. When he’s away you’ll take your dad to check up on him then do the same with Gaz but also send him TikToks as you know it makes his day.

Loves going out and spending the day with. Going on walks to eating some food by a nice view or climbing mountains if that’s what your into. He just wants to spend some time with his child.

If you like reading or writing, he will offer you to use his office while he does some paperwork or just sit there and maybe read his own book.

Alejandro

Definitely the ‘fun’ or ‘your friends love him’ type of dad.

Dilf (tbh all of them would be ngl😂)

Teaches you to cook like him or you show him your food tech (school taught) cooking and if he teaches you certain things you’ll make it in school and the teacher will be impressed.

If you have a dog he loves going on walks while talking to you. Anything that comes to mind you’ll both talk about. If you feel upset or anxious he’ll ask if you want to go on a walk and vent to him (if you feel comfortable) and like Ghost he’ll ask you about it and help find a solution.

Rudy is your uncle/godfather and Rudy is proud to be it!

If your not Spanish (if your mother isn’t) he’ll teach you some words that could help you and then he’ll teach you sentences and then conversations. And he’s proud when your able to speak any word especially if you can speak fluently.

Laid back but wants to know about your whereabouts and if your safe. So every few hours he’ll send a ‘are you ok?’ Text or ‘let me know if you want to be picked up’ and he will pick you up.

Rudy

Down to earth/nice and chilled type of dad.

Like to know about any new interests or hobbies you have so he can ask and maybe buy you stuff for the hobby or interest.

Like to take you out so you can have some ‘dad and daughter time’ so he will ask where you’d like to go and he’ll take you.

Brings snacks or food to your room if you feel upset or you both want to hang out sometimes even if you have friends staying the night.

Loves to have one to one conversations as he can’t always be home cause of work. Sometimes you’ll both watch a movie or go on drives and talk.

Alejandro is a proud Uncle no doubt. He spoils you when you see each other. Definitely mess around together and sometimes play pranks on your father.

Buys you trinkets or small note books to write in. He’ll try and take photos of the nicer scenery when he’s away so he can send it to you.

#task force 141 #task force 141 x y/n #cod x reader #cod headcanons #cod mw2 #task force 141 dads x teen reader #cod modern warfare #task force 141 and Los Vaqueros #task force 141 and Los Vaqueros as parents

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florydaax · 4 months

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The Sims 3 - Stuff Pack Legacy (Lepacy Extended)

Hey, everyone! I completed the Lepacy Challenge recently, but I love my family so much and I want to keep playing with them. That's why I made this challenge! You can play this after you've completed Lepacy but you can also play this challenge on its own! The challenge is inspired by the nine stuff packs. You don't necessarily need the stuff packs to play this. The different generations are inspired by the themes of the packs. Stuff packs also didn't come with any new gameplay so you're not missing anything if you don't have them! This challenge is inspired by the Lepacy Challenge, where each generation is a different expansion pack, but with this challenge each generation is a different stuff pack! (Rules may be subject to change as I'm still playtesting this challenge) Generation One: High-End Loft

Traits: Computer Whiz, Dislikes Children, Party Animal, Snob, Workaholic Lifetime wish: Living in the Lap of Luxury Career: Business Rules: - Live in a loft - Have only one child - Master the guitar skill - Date your boss - Reach the top of the Business career and complete the aspiration Generation Two: Fast Lane Traits: Daredevil, Flirty, Handy, Rebellious, Vehicle Enthusiast Lifetime wish: The Tinkerer Career: Athletic Rules: - Learn to drive as a teen - Have at least 3 cars - Become best friends with your cars - Fix the Fixer-upper Car - Reach the top of the Athletic career and complete the aspiration Generation Three: Outdoor Living Traits: Artistic, Clumsy, Green Thumb, Loves the Outdoors, Natural Cook Lifetime wish: The Perfect Garden Career: Gardener Rules: - Master the cooking and gardening skills - Throw a BBQ party every week - You can only Try for Baby in a hot tub - Reach the top of the Gardener career and complete the aspiration Generation Four: Town Life Traits: Bookworm, Family-Oriented, Friendly, Mooch, Neat Lifetime wish: Super Popular Career: Education or Politician Rules: - Get a part-time job as a teen - Have 20 friends and 5 enemies - Have at least 4 kids - Get out of the house every day - Reach the top of the career and complete the aspiration Generation Five: Master Suite Traits: Commitment Issues, Flirty, Great Kisser, Heavy Sleeper, Irresistible Lifetime wish: Master Romancer Career: Spa specialist Rules: - (Risky) woohoo with different Sims every week - Accidentally get pregnant - Never get married - Complete the aspiration Generation Six: Katy Perry's Sweet Treats Traits: Childish, Insane, Loser, Natural Born Performer, Party Animal Lifetime wish: Vocal Legend Career: Singer Rules: - Live in Candyfornia (or Candy Land) - Adopt a cat (Kitty Purry) - Only eat sweets (no autumn salad allowed) - Throw a party every Friday - Be disliked by 10 Sims - Reach the top of the Singer career and complete the aspiration Generation Seven: Diesel Traits: Artistic, Diva, Grumpy, Perfectionist, Photographer's Eye Lifetime wish: Fashion Phenomenon or Home Design Hotshot Career: Stylist or Interior designer Rules: - Have triplets (you can use cheats/mods for this) - Master the photography skill - Reach the top of the career and complete the aspiration Generation Eight: 70s, 80s & 90s Traits: Flirty, Hot-Headed, Party Animal, Social Butterfly, Virtuoso Lifetime wish: Golden Tongue, Golden Fingers Career: Band Rules: - Play with the triplets, they all have a different style inspired by the pack - Each heir has to master an instrument - Form a band - Complete the aspiration with your main heir Generation Nine: Movie Traits: Ambitious, Brave, Charismatic, Dramatic, Star Quality Lifetime wish: Superstar Actor Career: Film Rules: - Play in 3 different worlds (western, horror and super hero themed) - Live your Sims' life like it's a movie - Reach the top of the Film career and complete the aspiration

#sims3stuffpacklegacy #sims3legacy #sims3 #thesims3 #sims #thesims #ts3

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xplrskies · 1 year

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Best Friends Birthday

Eddie Munson x Reader / EM One Shot

Summary: You and Eddie have been friends for years, its your birthday and he has a special surprise for you.

Words: 2646

warnings: fluff, swearing,

Notes: I've had this in my head for a while but never had the time to write it so I hope you enjoy<3

You and Eddie have been friends since middle school. You never grew up in Hawkins, you moved from Ohio when you were about 10 years old. Eddie was your first friend, the first person to talk to you. Since then, you have been inseparable, always by each other's side, hanging out each other's homes, being there for each other through breakups and what not. You both grew up together, your parents were good friends with Wayne, always inviting him and Eddie to vacations and family BBQ’s. You’d been through a lot together over the years.

Wayne loved you like a daughter he never had, he would always call you ‘trouble’ and scruff your hair up when you saw him, he adored you. You were always at their trailer growing up, you preferred it there, it felt more like home than your actual home. You never felt like you belonged at home, always being told ‘act more like your older sister’. You didn’t want to, you wanted to be your own person.

It was senior year for both of you at Hawkins High, Eddie was sure he was going to graduate this year. You were basically his tutor since he wasn’t all that bright, but you didn’t care. Over the past year things have been a little different between you and Eddie. He was now the schools drug dealer and labelled as the freak, which gained a lot more attention than normal. More girls wanted him, more boys wanted to pick on him. You were always there for him. Through his outbursts at his trailer over Jason Carver calling him stupid names to him playing sad love songs on the guitar when his 3-week relationship broke off after a girl asked him out for a joke. You though, you never had eyes for anybody but Eddie. You never told him, never told anybody in fact. You didn’t want to ruin years of friendship, you didn’t think Eddie would like you anyway, you didn’t think you were his type. Sure, you were always a metalhead, liked DnD, liked horror movies but you thought girls like Chrissy Cunningham were more his type, as you’ve seen him drool over her several times in the last 2 weeks. You just admired Eddie from a far, writing notes in your diary about how much you want to kiss him and be his forever. Eddie always flirted with you, always called you his ‘sweetheart’ or ‘princess’, they always made you melt. The way he would kiss your forehead when saying goodbye, or knowing you were anxious when your legs would constantly be bouncing, he would rest his hand on your leg and give you a warm smile to let you know you're okay.

It was the day before your birthday, Eddie had been more excited for it than you for weeks now. He’s invited you over to spend the night with him. This was normal, you used to spend nights together most weekends. He wanted to see you on your actual birthday, but your parents said your family from out of town was coming to see you so the day before it had to be. You had no idea what Eddie had planned for you; you had told him so many times not to get you anything, but he promised id love it.

You just walked into school, your mousy brown hair flowing in the wind along with your black skater dress. You walked up to your locker and opened it, placing your bag in and getting your books for the day. You glance down the hall to see Eddie walking into school, this was early for him. He had a skip in his step, and he had something in his hand you couldn’t quite make out.

“Mornin, birthday girl” Eddie smiled, leaning against the locker holding a rose out in front of him. “Flower for you, sweetheart” His smile was so wide. You couldn’t help but blush and melt at his large brown eyes gleaming at you.

“Thanks, Eds!” You said taking the rose from him and wrapping your arms around his shoulders, pulling him into a warm hug. He kissed your forehead as you pulled away.

“You're still coming over after school, right?” He asked, his eyes wide and desperate for my answer.

“Yes, how many times have you asked me this week” I roll my eyes and look at him, closing my locker and leaning against it next to him.

“I just-” Eddie takes his hands in yours. “i want your birthday to be perfect, you’re my best friend, I have the perfect presents for you” He squeezes your hand gently, swaying them lightly as he gets over enthusiastic about the presents he’s got you.

“Eddie! Presents?! You did have to I told you!” you nudge him and pout. He smirks and holds his hands up in defence.

“I know, I know but I’ve been working extra hours at the record store and saved up my money” Eddie says placing one hand in his pocket and shrugging. You couldn’t be angry at him, he did this all for you. You smile at him, your eyes sparkling in the sunlight beaming through the windows. The first bell rang and you both went sperate ways for your first classes of the day. You hoped today went fast, the anticipation of what Eddie had planned was killing you.

It was the end of the school day, finally. You were stood outside in the parking lot next to Eddies truck waiting for him. You heard his loud voice from across the lot, you gaze over and see him with Dustin and Jeff, walking over to his truck. Eddies eyes meet yours and he smiles and gives you a little wave.

“Happy Birthday” Dustin and Jeff say in unison.

“Thanks guys” I smile at them both. Eddie lights up 2 cigarettes and hands you one. You nod to him and take a drag and exhale. You didn’t have any time to chat to Dustin or Jeff before Eddie was rushing the conversation and practically pushing you into his truck. The car ride seemed to go on forever, you were nervous what Eddie had planned for you. Eddie hardly spoke the whole ride to the trailer; his demeanour had changed from this morning, he seemed stiff and nervous. You kept looking over at him as you smoked your cigarette in the passenger side of his truck.

We finally arrived at the trailer park; Eddie parked the truck up. He practically jumped out of the truck and ran around to my side before you could even take your seatbelt off.

“M’lady” He bowed while opening the door and holding his arm out. I jumped out of the truck and curtsied to Eddie. “Thank you, kind sir” You giggled. You started walking to the trailer and Eddie grabbed your waist and halted you.

“N-No, wait a sec! Close your eyes” He looked at you making sure you closed your eyes, You put your hands on your waist and close your eyed.

“Keep em closed till I say so yeah?” You felt him walk away from you, you could hear voices but couldn’t quite make them out, your stomach fluttered as your nerves grew. You heard the trailer door open and close once more and then felt Eddies hands on your shoulders.

“Follow my lead, okay?”

“Eddie what's going on?” You follow his lead, holding his arms tight.

“We are nearly there okay sweetheart” We took a few steps more and place your hand on the trailer door. Eddie guides you through into the living room and stops you. You hear a lighter flick and Eddie walks away from you.

“okay! Open your eyes!” You open your eyes and your heart stops. Eddie and Wayne are standing there holding a birthday cake, with a few lit candles. They both start to sing happy Birthday to you, moving closer to you. You don’t know what to do, you take one step closer to them and smile under the hand you have over your mouth. You cannot believe Eddie had done this for you. Your heart feels full watching Eddie and Wayne singing to you.

They both stop singing and Wayne holds out the cake to you.

“Blow out the candles then” Wayne says beaming from ear to ear. You look at him and the down at the cake. You blow out your candles and they both cheer.

“Happy brithday, trouble” Wayne put the cake down on the coffee table and pulls you into a hug, scruffing up your hair.

“Thanks uncle wayne” He wasn’t really your uncle, but you always called him that. You hugged him tight and then turned to Eddie, who was on the verge of tears.

“Come here ya big goof. Thank you Eds” You grab eddies hand and pull him into a hug, he wraps his arms around you. You nuzzle your face into his chest, as he kissed your forehead.

You all stand around in the trailer eating some cake, Wayne wanted to share some cake before he left for work. Wayne had even got you a gift. It was a hat that youd always admired that was off the wall of the trailer, he took it down and gave it to you. It meant a lot to you that he did that, he always had collected those hats.

Wayne left for work and as soon as the trailer door closed, Eddie grabbed your hand.

“okay, now for presents” Eddie gleamed, pulling you into his bedroom. He walked infront of you and knelt down on the floor infront of 3 presents. You walk in the room and gasp.

“Eddie! Oh my god” You skipped to him and knelt down next to him. “For me? Are you serious” Eddie nodded and moved closer to you.

“You have to open them in a certain order though, princess” He smirked at you, grabbing a, badly, wrapped present. Eddie wasn’t the best at anything DIY like wrapping or cooking but the thought is what counts and he puts a lot of thought into anything he does. He hands you a medium sized present, its soft.

“First one” You say, placing it infront of you, ripping the paper. Your cheeks flush red as you see the first present. Eddie had taken one of your favourite denim jackets and sewed on some patches for you. You can tell hes done it himself because of how bad the stiching was, but you didn’t care. You looked over at eddie and your eyes creased with how much you were smiling. He had stitched on a few band patches and a few others, but its just what you wanted, you never thought he’d actually do it.

“Eddie! Ive been looking for this jacket for weeks! I knew you took it” I smirk at him, holding the jacket up and studdying it.

“I love it, thank you Eddie” You put the jacket down and wrap your arms around eddie, kissing his cheek.

“You love it? I worked pretty hard on it for you, I knew you wanted a handmade patched jacket” He rubs the back of his neck and blushes. You nod at him and grin. He picks up the next present and you already knew what this is, by the size and feel of the present.

“No fucking way..” You say as you rip the paper apart once again. He’d got you 2 records, the ones you’ve been going on and on about for weeks.

“Eddie! Oh my- oh my god! Thank you, thank you!” You bop up and down on your knees, you were so grateful. You glance over at eddie and hes been starring at you this whole time. His big doe-eyes watching you gush over the presents, you can tell his heart was happy.

“They are the ones you wanted right?”

“Yes Eddie, yes they are oh thank you so so much!” You couldn’t contain your excitement, but you noticed a change in eddie, he began to fidget and he now had a blank stare on his face. You look over at him and he shakes himself out of it.

“O-Okay next one, this is your f-final present from me, okay s-sweetheart" He grabbed the last present and stood to his feet, he was stuttering on his words and his cheeks were flushed. He held out his hand and helped you up. The present he was holding was a small but delicate gift, neatly wrapped with a bow on top. You glance at the present and then back at eddie.

“Before I open this, I just want to say thank you eddie, for all of this, I mean, this is so perfect” A warm smile glides over your lips, your eyes meet eddies and he takes a deep breath.

“Y-your welcome doll, now” He holds out the present and hands it to you, his hands were shaking slightly. You raise your eyebrows at him and take it. You start to unwrap the present, a lot slower than the others, this one feels precious. It’s a little brown box. You look up at eddie as he takes your arm.

“N-now before you open it, I just want to let you know” Eddie takes a deep breath. “You mean a lot to me Y/N, you are the best thing that’s ever happened to me, a-and I care about you a lot" He stops to take a breath. Tears are forming at the corner of your eyes, is this the moment you’ve been waiting for?

“Shit.. This is really hard uh.. I really..fuck” He starts to get flustered. I take my free hand to his cheek and stoke lightly.

“Eddie.. Its okay, take your time”

“I want you to be mine, Y/N” He looks deeply at you while opening the little box for you. Your eyes glance down at the box, your heart stops, time stops. Inside the box is a dainty little silver ring with one single tiny stone in it. You stare at it, tears falling down your cheeks. Eddie’s kuckles brush under your chin and lift slightly so your eyes meet his.

“I-it’s a promise ring, I got it you because, I love you. I've loved for since the first day I met you, I just didn’t have the guts to say it, Sweetheart” He chuckled.

“E-Eddie.. I-I love it” you glance back down at the ring and then back at Eddie. He wipes away the tears on your cheek and smiles down at you.

“I promise to keep you safe and love you forever” Eddie now has tears in his eyes. You giggle at a tear falling down his cheek and you wipe it away.

“Will you be mine, Y/N” Eddie asks. You take the ring out of the box and place it on your middle finger, it fits perfectly. You nod and gush, throwing your arms around eddie. He picks you up and you look down at him.

“Yes! A thousand times yes!” You throw your head back in excitement as Eddie spins you around. He sets you back down, his arms still around your waist. You are both looking deeply into each others eyes, your faces moving closer together. You close the distance and crash your lips on his, moving your hand from his back to the base of his neck, intwinging your fingers with his long curly locks. The kiss is passionate and firey, feels like bolts of electric flying from your lips, your heart fluttering making you feel like your walking on air. You break the kiss and place your hand on his chest, looking at the ring intently. He looks down and chuckles, his hair falling in his face and yours.

“Im glad you like it Princess” Eddie holds you close and kisses your forehead.

“I love you Eddie, Its always been you”

#josephquinn #joseph quinn #joe quinn #eddiemunson #eddie x fem!reader #eddie the freak munson #eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #munson #uncle wayne #wayne munson #eddie munson x plus size reader

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blnk338 · 1 year

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COD Headcanons!!

Pt 2 b/c you guys loved these sm

Relationship hcs!!

Price:

Good chef, GREAT at bbq

Taps his phone screen too hard and squints at it

Googled “Pegging” because Soap told him to

Regrets it dearly

“I’m just going to rest my eyes” and falls into comatose for 8-10 years

Was the best man at Laswell’s wedding and still cries today thinking about it

Does the dad-sneeze thing

Supporter of small businesses

Vanilla > chocolate ice cream will get into a heated argument over this

Will put on a 19th-century oil tycoon accent when asking questions about technology to make light of the situation

This started when he didn’t know how to change the wallpaper on his iPhone

Laswell does an incredible impression of his impression

Crazy emetophobia

HOLIDAY DAD! Absolutely shite with gifts but will wake up at 3 am to set up everything and give you a good holiday

Very comfortable in his masculinity from raising two daughters, made sure to teach himself how to raise them to be smart and safe, and actively does his best to keep himself in check and support the women in his life

Ultimate straight ally

His oldest, 15, made him and her little sister go to pride and he voluntarily wore a shirt that said “free dad hugs”

Gaz:

Got Price to say “Girl trust you will be dealt with” and had to get Soap to punch him so he could breathe again

Fluent in French!

Bisexual w/ a preference for women

Needs two triple-shot espressos every morning

Hates oat milk; thinks it's grainy

Is lactose intolerant though

But he’s not the shit-your-brains-out lactose intolerant, he’s the wallow-in-pain-on-the-bathroom-floor-for-eighty-minutes lactose intolerant

Turkey hater. Not the animal, the food. Thinks it’s dry and flavorless

Okayish cook, phenomenal baker.

Will leave baked goods in the sergeant's/lieutenant's and captain's offices/breakrooms and act surprised when he sees the plate of freshly baked brownies

Tried smoking weed, hated it.

Middle child of an older sister and a younger brother

Didn’t like The Office

Soap:

Can make balloon animals out of anything balloon-like (condoms included)

Has a TikTok, makes TikTok references

Loves cats and dogs equally, but had only dogs growing up so he’s not really sure how to deal with cats

In a constant state of "trying his best"

Dick stick-n-poke tattoo on his calf

30-minute night routine

Double exfoliates

Disgusted at Ghost’s hygiene

Loves the holidays; this man goes fucking insane for Christmas lights and his house is the biggest source of light pollution in the entirety of the UK

RELIGIOUSLY a supporter of small businesses. Loves little family-run stores and buys local produce/groceries all the time

Highlighter kid in grade school

Blamed a fart on Gaz and asked him if he was feeling “Gazzy” (Garrick smacked the shit out of him)

Makes gagging noises over comms to fuck with Price

Knows what kinning is, kins Rainbow Dash

ADHD

Coffee does the opposite for him; he’ll be bouncing off the walls and you’ll hand him a double shot espresso and he’s calm as all fuck

GREAT AT READING SOCIAL CUES THOUGH

Really knows how to read body language and will step back if anyone gets uncomfortable

Youngest of 3 brothers and one older sister (she’s second to oldest amongst his siblings)

König:

Will literally sit at home in full tactical gear

Chess master

Loves horror movies but gets super scared

Likes Scrabble

Bug kid!!!!!

Hates birds. No one knows why.

Doesn’t drink, prefers virgin versions of alcohol

Drunk König is a sad König

Wore headgear because of his teeth when he was in middle school

Favorite color is yellow but does love green!

Will accidentally man-handle people because he forgets his strength

Always so terribly sorry about it

Ghost:

Has had his license revoked an uncountable number of times (currently does not have a license)

Drives

No rizz

Horrifyingly good aim with anything and everything. Will chuck trash across the house and somehow land it in the bin

Will lean his head down slightly if someone he respects (and is shorter than him) is talking

One of those dog people that’s like “I fucking hate cats.” And then you find them napping together, and he’s carrying the cat in the hood of his jacket, and he sneaking them treats, and he’s talking to them in a baby voice…

Wins staring contests, always

Knows his staring is bad, but doesn’t really do anything to change it

Speaking of which, he’s got a horrible German stare (google it)

Spaces out and sways side to side slightly, unaware that he’s been glaring lasers into an unsuspecting private for like a solid forty seconds.

Doesn’t know what kinning is but would kin Winter Soldier / Bucky Barnes

Likes sensory toys but will never buy one because he thinks they’re too obvious.

Really wants a sensory slug

Definitely the jealous type but will not say a single fucking word

Soft spot for animals and young children

Likes drinking for a buzz, but will easily stop himself. He doesn’t like being unaware of his surroundings

Edibles > mass amounts of alcohol

Little fidgeting -> rubbing his thumb across the side of his index finger, squeezing his hands, twitching his feet but not enough to tap them, playing with the hems of stuff

Mirrors in his house are covered/removed

Wants a pet but won’t get one because he doesn’t like the idea of something relying on him, only to abandon them or discard them. He’s away for work often so it’s not like they would be taken care of

Doesn’t actively seek partners because he doesn’t think he’s worth it

Behind the confident, stoic attitude, he’s a man who doesn’t value himself and therefore, if he does have feelings for anyone, doesn’t put in the effort to pursue them or he tries to kill the warm feelings in him.

Better to be alone than to hurt someone he cares about

Graves:

Screams at Football (US) games

Thinks he can out-grill Price; cannot.

Lost his kids in the divorce

Thinks no-sock loafers are the way to go

Doesn’t wear socks that much, actually

Can’t handle spice

Mint n’ chip ice cream kinda guy

Fav beer is Natty Lit

Likes egg salad

Dog guy

Divorced twice, btw

“But if the roles were reversed…”

Doesn’t have a problem with climate change, and thinks that the weather is getting nicer so, if anything, the climate is just getting better

Uses Crest toothpaste

Left-handed and makes a big deal out of it

Gets really up in the ass about calling soccer “football” (not ironically)

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okok this is going back to an older ask

m!greaser who was in 2 movies, asking to go to the drive in to watch a new horror movie that came out

turns out, he's a pretty big character for the first 30 mins before he's killed off

the gangs reaction + cherry, Tim and Curly??

Yeahhhhhhhhhssss I will do this pookie

Ponyboy Curtis

-so mad

-after the movies over he goes on an entire rant

-about how your death wasn’t necessary to the plot

-he gets so personal about it 💀💀💀

-he swears he’s going to send a letter to the director about how unfair it was

-and how he could come up with a better plot where you survive

-and how it made the movie that much worse that you died

-and you’re like Pony, chill 💀💀

Johnny Cade

-he’s so heartbroken

-🥺🥺

-he’s like oh nooo you died

-he’s so sad about it lmao

Sodapop Curtis

-I think he laughs lmao 💀💀💀

-then you jokingly slap his arm and he shuts up

Darry Curtis

-drops his bowl of popcorn in shock

-and is like what

-“Y/n why did they kill you?”

-he has a whole anxiety attack about it

-and you’re like Darry it’s just a movie

Dallas Winston

-shouts boo at the tv

-“Y/n, man, I can’t believe they killed you.”

-doesn’t watch the rest of the movie, as after you die it’s deemed pointless to him

Two Bit Mathews

-he’d make jokes about how you die lmao

-Drowned? “How’s the saltwater taste, y/n?”

-Shot? “Damn, guess you have one more hole in that brain.”

-Burned alive? “Damnnn you got grilled like BBQ!”

-Betrayed and killed? “Wow, what a backstab huh.”

Steve Randle

-he pretends like he’s unaffected

-but he so sad about it

-probably sad for the rest of the night tbh

Tim Shepard

-has little to no reaction besides a smirk

Curly Shepard

-goes on a rant about how stupid your character was

-and how you could’ve easily avoided being killed by doing x and y

-💀

-And you’re like Curly it’s part of the plot man

#urlocalnonbinarybastardwritesanswers #the outsiders hcs #the outsiders headcanons #the outsiders #ponyboy curtis #darry curtis #sodapop curtis #steve randle #dallas winston #johnny cade #two bit mathews #curly shepard #tim shepard

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trnsocial · 27 days

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Remember That Show? Ep. 11: Learning The Ropes

We’re tagging in a special guest to the podcasts this time around, as Chad Young from Horror Movie BBQ joins us to discuss the 1988 pro wrestling sitcom, Learning the Ropes starring Lyle Alzado. In addition to examining this bizarre television experiment, we also discuss our favorite wrestler cameos, celebrities who got in the ring and Will reveals the identity of a family member who was an NWA…

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I found a horror movie sticker pack while at The Gas Station. Not A gas station, THE gas station. Here in TX, right near where I live, theres a Bbq selling gas station filled with things from horror movies. Its supposed to be after the movie Texas Chainsaw Massacre! It might be one of a kind, I haven't seen it anywhere else, but it isn't even a gas station, it sells BBQ and horror movie items as well as T-shirts! Its and exact replica of the one from the movie, but the one in the movie. . .the Bbq is made out of humans. ANYWAY! I bought these;

Lovely, right guys?

#The gas station #twilight zone #the babadook #Annabelle #Children of the corn #amityville horror #pet semetery #the grudge #bates motel #evil dead 2 #Evil Dead #the conjuring 2 #evil nun #R movies

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ENA (Season 1/Dream BBQ)

Moony, Shepherd, Hourglass Dogs (ENA Season 1)

Oggy, Olivia (Oggy & The Cockroaches)

Kirby, Meta Knight (Kirby)

Orbulon, Ashley, Kat & Ana, Penny, 9-Volt (Warioware)

Little Miss Sunshine, Little Miss Shy, Little Miss Tiny, Little Miss Splendid (Little Misses)

Mr Happy (Mr Men)

SpongeBob, Patrick Star, Sandy Cheeks, Gary, Mr Krabs, Pearl Krabs, Karen, Plankton, Mindy (SpongeBob SquarePants)

Hello Kitty, Cinnamoroll, Keroppi, Fifi, Mimmy, Mama White, Papa White, Grandma White, Grandpa White, Julianna Scott, Chococat, Gudetama (Sanrio)

My Melody, Kuromi, My Sweet Piano (Sanrio/Onegai My Melody)

Mr Quiet, Mr Scatterbrain, Little Miss Giggles, Mr Funny (Mr Men Show)

Skid, Pump, Lila, Jaune, Robert, John, Bob Velseb, Streber (Spooky Month)

Luigi (Mario/Super Mario Movie/DIC Cartoons)

Mario, Yoshi (Mario/DIC Cartoons)

Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Toad, Wario, Bowser Jr, Lumas, Boo, King Boo, Count Bleck, Tippi (Mario)

Watt, Bow (Paper Mario)

Bowser (Mario/Super Mario Movie)

Scarecrow (DC/BTAS/TNBA/Brave and The Bold/Nolanverse/Fear State/Arkham Knight/Arkham Asylum/Injustice 2/Happy Halloween Scooby Doo/Tim Sale)

BF, GF, Tabi, Hex, Carol, QT, Sarvente, Ruv, Rasazy, Selever, Sunday, Pom Pom, Boy and Girl, Nikusa, Solazar, Annie, Garcello, Chris, Rascal, Dr Springheel (Friday Night Funkin)

SCP-049, SCP-053, SCP-999, SCP-131 (SCP)

Edd, Tom, Tord, Matt, Matilda, Zanta, Eduardo, Ringo (Eddsworld)

Slender Man, Jeff The Killer, Laughing Jack, Lulu, Sally Williams, Splendor Man (Creepypasta)

Chudd Chudders, The Earl, DangerGrid Of Doom, T-Bone (Skatoony)

Numbuh 3, Numbuh 5, Mushi Sanban, Maurice, Father, Monty Uno, Delightful Children From Down The Lane, Interesting Twins From Beneath The Mountain (Kids Next Door)

Chikn Nuggit, Cheezborger, Slushi, Cofi, Bezel (Chikn Nuggit)

Lost Silver, Strangled Red (Pokèpasta)

Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Eevee, Darkrai, Pichu, Jirachi, Manaphy, Sylveon, Iris, Alice, Alicia, Mew, Lucario, Riolu, Buneary, Dwebble, Emolga, Axew, Minccino, Cinccino, Cosmog, Piplup, Torchic, Ralts, Togepi, Pawmi, Mudkip, Latios, Latias, Celebi, Swablu, Altaria, Quaxly (Pokémon)

Hypno (Pokémon/Poképasta)

Sonic, Tails (Sonic/AOSTH/Movie)

Amy Rose, Dr Eggman, Orbot, Cubot, Vector, Zavok, Zazz, Chip, Cream, Chao, Tails Doll, Sage, Vanilla (Sonic)

Hat Kid, Snatcher (A Hat In Time)

Red Guy, Duck Guy, Colin The Computer, Sketchbook, Bread Mother, Electracey, Lesley (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)

Rayman (Rayman/Animated Series/Captain Laserhawk)

Globox, Grand Minimus (Rayman)

Riddler, Catwoman, Penguin, Ragdoll (DC/The Batman Series)

MX (Mario.EXE)

Lucas (Mario 85)

Mario.EXE, Coronation Day Peach (Mario.EXE/Mario's Madness)

Sayori, Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club)

Soft Boyfriend, Soft Mouse (FNF: Soft)

Grim Reaper, Jack O Lantern (Grim Adventures Of Billy & Mandy)

The Question, Huntress (Justice League Unlimited)

Bendy (Bendy and The Dark Revival)

4, X, Cake, Lollipop (BFB)

Neo Cortex, Aku Aku, Dingodile, Lani-Loli, Kapuna-Wa, Pasadena O'Possum, N-Gin, Crash Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot)

N, Cyn (Murder Drones)

Charlie Morningstar, Angel Dust, Alastor, Nifty, Lucifer, Rosie, Fat Nuggets, Velvette, Keekee, Husk (Hazbin Hotel)

Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie, Stolas, Asmodeus, Collin, Fizzarolli, Paimon, Queen Bee-Zlebub, Octavia, Vortex, Loona, Oliver (Helluva Boss)

Bubble, Ice Cube (Battle For Dream Island)

Mad Hatter, Baby Doll, Ventriloquist and Scarface, Alice (DC/BTAS)

Joker (DC/BTAS/The Batman Series)

Ochaco Uraraka, Tsuyu Asui, Eijirou Kirishima, Momo Yaoyorozu, Inko Midoriya, Mirio Togata, Eri, Toga Himiko, Dabi, Tomura Shigaraki, Hawks, Tenya Ida, Kota Izumi, Shota Aizawa, Ms Joke, Ordinary Woman, Spinner (My Hero Academia)

Sammy Lawrence, Boris, Tom, Allison Angel (BATIM)

Flaky, Sniffles, Lammy (Happy Tree Friends)

Toriel, Sans, Papyrus, Mettaton, Asriel, Alphys, Napstablook (Undertale)

Mugman, Devil, Baroness Von Bon Bon, Ms Chalice, Sally Stageplay (Cuphead Show)

Majin Sonic

Dr Nefarious (Ratchet & Clank)

Wall-E, EVE (Wall-E)

Mr Shark, Mrs Tarantula, Diane Foxington, Wolf (The Bad Guys)

Zardy (Zardy's Maze)

Elvira Mistress Of The Dark

Grogu, The Mandalorian (The Mandalorian)

Hanazuki, Kiyoshi, Yellow Hemka, Blue Hemka, Light Blue Hemka, Pink Hemka, Raspberry Hemka (Hanazuki)

Sam (Trick R Treat)

Miraitowa, Someity (Tokyo 2020 Mascots)

Lex Woods, Scar (Alien Vs Predator)

Charles Calvin, Right Hand Man, Reginald Copperbottom, Dmitri Petrov, Ellie Rose (Henry Stickmin)

Poppet, Jeepers, Shishi, Sleepypaws, Kissy, Baby Rox, Capt Squirk, Tomba, Dr Strangeglove, Fifi, Suey, Holga, Luvli (Moshi Monsters)

Needlem0use, Luther (Needlem0use)

Foxy, Funtime Freddy, Sun, Moon, Circus Baby (Five Nights At Freddy's)

Puss In Boots, Kitty Softpaws, Perrito, Jack Horner, Three Diablos, Death (Puss In Boots)

EteleD (Wii Deleted You)

Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Granny Smith, Apple Bloom, Rarity, Discord, Princess Celestia, Flurry Heart, Ocellus, Silverstream, Thorax (My Little Pony)

Shuey Rhon Rhon, Bing Dwen Dwen (Beijing 2022 Winter Mascots)

Snorky, Fleegle (Banana Splits)

Spot The Dog

Meilin Lee, Abby Park (Turning Red)

Lord X, Curse, NormalCD, Hog (EXE)

Taki (Friday Night Fever)

Shirousa, Kurousa, Strawberryusa, Blueberryusa, Momousa, Vanilla, Pandausa, Balletusa, Primausa, Pandausa, Aousa (Sugarbunnies)

Pusheen The Cat

Hank Anderson, Connor (Detroit: Become Human)

Meggy, Melony, Axol, Tari, Karen (SMG4)

Jevil, Ralsei (Deltarune)

King Shark (DC/Harley Quinn Series)

Secret History Tails, Secret History Mario (mashed)

Mama, Yuto, Ichigo, Natasha (Cooking Mama)

NOS-4-A2, XR, Zurg (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command)

Moon Knight, Mr Knight (Moon Knight)

PukeyHurlC (Grossery Gang)

505, White Hat, Demencia (Villainous)

Pipsqueak, Grammy Norma (The Lorax)

Humf, Uncle Hairy, Flora (Humf)

Harley Quinn (DC/Harley Quinn Series/Injustice 2)

Komasan, Komajiro, Whisper (Yo-Kai Watch)

Kissy Missy, Candy Cat, Bunzo Bunny, Boogie Bot (Poppy Playtime)

F, P, Y (Alphabet Lore)

Lightbulb, Bow/Bot, Paintbrush, MePad, Candle, Clover, Silver Spoon, Goo (Inanimate Insanity)

Shinto (FNF: Lullaby)

Woody, Buzz Lightyear, Jessie, Trixie, Mrs Potato Head, Buttercup, Little Green Men, Slinky Dog, Bonnie, Bunny and Ducky, Dolly (Toy Story)

King Candy, Felix (Wreck It Ralph)

Hatsune Miku, Kasane Teto, Kagamine Rin (Vocaloids)

Holly, Nanny Plum (Ben & Holly's Little Kingdom)

Shaggy, Scooby Doo, Fred, Madelyn Dinkley (Scooby Doo)

Pearl, Amethyst, Garnet, Peridot, Greg, Lapis Lazuli, Rainbow Quartz (Steven Universe)

Gingy (Shrek)

Mike, Sulley, Boo (Monsters Inc)

Tuffy, Tyke (Tom & Jerry)

Scrooge McDuck, Dewey Duck, Della Duck, Lena Sabrewing, Manny the Gargoyle (Ducktales(2017)

Lilo, Stitch, Angel, Pleakley (Lilo & Stitch)

Roy (ROY Series)

Chiaki Nanami, Korekiyo Shinguji, Monokuma, Monomi/Usami (Danganronpa)

Giulia Marcovaldo, Luca (Luca)

Moomintroll, Snorkmaiden, Moominpappa, Moominmamma, Snufkin, Snork, Joxter, Ms Fillyjonk (Moomins)

Po, Laa-Laa (Teletubbies)

Isabelle, Rover, Timmy & Tommy (Animal Crossing)

Woolly & Tig

Anya Forger, Loid, Yor, Bond (Spy X Family)

Winner, Price Tag (BFB/TPOT)

Jack Skellington, Sally, Zero, Oogie Boogie (Nightmare Before Christmas)

Mio Mao

Pac-Man, Inky (Pac-Man)

Garfield, Odie (Garfield)

Toothless, Astrid, Valka, Ruffnut and Tuffnut, Cloudjumper (HTTYD)

Slappy (Goosebumps)

Wednesday Addams, Enid Sinclair (Wednesday Series)

Mirabel Madrigal, Pepa Madrigal, Antonio, Bruno (Encanto)

Sunflower (Plants Vs Zombies)

Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)

Unikitty, Puppycorn (Unikitty Series)

Charlie, Pim (Smiling Friends)

Apple Blossom, Kooky Cookie, Dum Mee Mee, Sippy Sips, Choc & Chip, Milk Bud, Spilt Milk, Jessicake, Donatina, Buncho Bananas, Peppa Mint (Shopkins)

Wanda (Fairly Oddparents)

Bender (Futurama)

Oswald The Lucky Rabbit

Toph, Uncle Iroh, Suki, Momo (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

David Jones, Zoe Kusama, Samuel King, Cathy King, Eduardo Ramirez, Amy Young, Sunny, Maddie O'Malley, Charles Dupont, Margaret Littlewood, Alessia Dupont (Criminal Case)

Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Goofy, Daisy Duck, Clarabelle Cow (Mickey Mouse)

Timmy (Shaun The Sheep/Timmy Time)

Mittens, Otus, Apricot (Timmy Time)

Captain N, Simon Belmont (Captain N The Game Master)

Pocoyo, Nina (Pocoyo)

Emily Elephant, Zuzu & Zaza Zebra, Rebecca Rabbit, Edmond Elephant (Peppa Pig)

Sam & Max

Jack Sparrow, Hector Barbossa, Davy Jones (Pirates Of The Caribbean)

King Koopa (Mario DIC Cartoons)

Hades (Hercules)

Jafar, Iago, Genie (Aladdin)

Chowder, Mung Daal (Chowder Series)

Heisenberg, Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil: Village)

Luz Noceda, Eda Clawthorne, King, Willow, Raine Whispers, Willow, Emperor Belos, Lilith Clawthorne (The Owl House)

Hank J Wimbleton, Tricky, Sanford, Deimos, Jebus, Happiness Hank (Madness Combat)

Dr Krankcase, Tessa, Mags, Eye Brawl, Flynn, Hugo (Skylanders)

Agatha (Dark Deception)

Kedamono (Popee The Perfomer)

Mao Mao, Adorabat, Badgerclops, Shin Mao, Eugene (Mao Mao: Heroes Of Pure Heart)

Freddy Krueger (A Nightmare On Elm Street)

Tankman (Tankmen Series)

Penny Fitzgerald (The Amazing World Of Gumball)

Red Hood, Green Arrow (DC/Injustice 2)

Chuck, Matilda, Leonard Mudbeard, Courtney, Zeta, Debbie (Angry Birds)

Onion Cookie, Frost Queen Cookie, Clover Cookie, Cream Puff Cookie, Parfait Cookie, Squid Ink Cookie, Strawberry Crepe Cookie, Cherry Blossom Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

Tanjiro Kamado, Nezuko Kamado, Zenitsu (Demon Slayer)

Starfire (DC/Teen Titans)

Melody, Ursula, Sebastian (The Little Mermaid)

Frankie Stein, Dracalaura, Abbey Bominable, Catty Noir, Twyla (Monster High)

Madeline Hatter, Kitty Cheshire, Crystal Winter, Lizzie Hearts, Bunny Blanc (Ever After High)

Victor Creel, Mike Wheeler (Stranger Things)

Nikki, Nerris, Ered, Max, Gwen (Camp Camp)

Mr Stitchy, Clowny (PIGGY)

Orange (RAINBOW FRIENDS)

Screech, Seek (DOORS)

Pixie, Brutus, Lola, Hugo (Pixie & Brutus Series)

Mike(+ Svetlana, Manitoba Smith, Mal), Zoey, Cameron, Jasmine, Izzy, Chris McLean (Total Drama)

Bubbles, HIM (Powerpuff Girls)

Joe Swanson, Jasper (Family Guy)

Cleveland Brown (Family Guy/The Cleveland Show)

Bart Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Krusty The Clown, June Bellamy, Groundskeeper Willie, Sideshow Bob (The Simpsons)

Bugs Bunny, Tweety Pie, Marvin The Martian (Looney Tunes)

Wallace, Wendolene Ramsbottom, Lady Tottington, Hutch, Feathers McGraw (Wallace & Gromit)

Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Alya Cesaire, Gabriel Agreste, Nathalie (Miraculous Ladybug)

Skeletor, Orko (He-Man)

Margaret The Mole, Felix The Fish (Andy's Apple Farm)

Komi Shouko, Najimi Osana, Tadano Hitohito, Komi Shuuko (Komi Can't Communicate)

Claire Foley (Professor Layton)

Zim (Invader Zim)

Peni Parker (Into The Spider Verse)

Emily, Percy (Thomas The Tank Engine(Model)

Bambi, Thumper, Faline (Bambi)

Hermione (Harry Potter)

Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)

Bjorn, Splork, Kat Tut (Peggle)

Quasimodo, Esmeralda, Clopin Trouillefou, Hugo, Victor & Laverne, Claude Frollo (Hunchback Of Notre Dame(Disney)

Nigel Thornberry (The Wild Thornberrys)

Pinocchio, Figaro, Honest John, Gideon (Pinocchio(1940s)

Lumiere, Fifi, Chip (Beauty & The Beast)

Captain Hook, Smee (Peter Pan)

Panda, Grizzly Bear, Ice Bear (We Bare Bears/We Baby Bears)

Jared (We Baby Bears)

Chloe, Agent Trout (We Bare Bears)

Klaus Heisler (American Dad)

Winnie The Pooh, Tigger, Eeyore, Piglet, Roo, Rabbit, Kanga (Winnie The Pooh)

Doofenshmirtz (Phineas & Ferb)

Mog, Owl (Meg & Mog)

Kronk, Kuzco, Yzma (Emperor's New Groove)

Peep (Peep & The Big Wide World)

Trixie & Captain Cuddlepuss (Creature Comforts)

Wally Darling, Julie Joyful, Barnaby B Beagle (Welcome Home)

Peppino, Noise, Vigilante, Fake Peppino (Pizza Tower)

Shaun The Sheep

Rocky, Babs, Mrs Tweedy (Chicken Run)

Betina, Flips (Rayman The Animated Series)

Lucy Loud, Luan Loud, Lynn Loud (The Loud House)

Konata Izumi (Lucky Star)

Master Crane, Lord Shen (Kung Fu Panda)

Rita Malone, Spike (Flushed Away)

Lumalee, Giuseppe (Super Mario Movie)

Bowser (Mario/Super Mario Movie)

Tune (Object Mayhem)

Dr Facilier, Tiana, Charlotte (Princess and The Frog)

Michael Myers (Halloween)

Venom/Eddie Brock (Marvel/Venom Movie)

Optimus Prime (Transformers)

Ty The Tasmanian Tiger, Maurie (Ty The Tasmanian Tiger)

Karen McCormick, Butters (South Park)

Shelly (Brawl Of The Objects)

Cruella De Vil, Lucky (101 Dalmatians)

Molly (Milly, Molly)

Medic, Sniper (Team Fortress 2)

Lefty Sonic (Five Nights At Sonic's)

Dumbo

Woodstock, Linus Van Pelt (Peanuts)

Gizmo (Gremlins)

Evil Queen, Snow White, Dopey (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)

Jaq (Cinderella)

Jason Voorhess, Pamela Voorhees (Friday The 13th)

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listen closely... 18. yoon's win (half-written)

it took about an hour for the five friends to meet up at a small restaurant nearby. it was a korean bbq place as a result of a debate jungwon lost.

"the ventilation makes my clothes stink!"

well he wasn't entirely wrong...

"how has everything been?" jinwoo, the last to arrive, started conversation as he kept his outer coat in a nearby storage basket.

the other 4 had already ordered plates of meat beforehand, so the food conveniently arrived at the same time.

"you sound like a 40-something year old uncle." rei commented before reaching over for the plate of plain beef. "but we've been fine! preparing a few stuff."

"omg can i have yujin-noona's signature?"

"no jungwon."

"wait wait let's talk about our SHIM JAYOON'S WIN FROM TODAY!" y/n raised her glass of cider like it was beer. she then placed the bottle under yoon's face, resembling a mic of sorts. "how are we feeling about it ms. shim?"

"well, ms. choi i feel very grateful for my team and fans for all the support." yoon played along for a while before shoving y/n's hand away. "okay but for real it just feels amazing... i feel great. and it's nice to celebrate with you guys after a while."

"OH SHIT we're getting sentimental!" jungwon grabbed a tissue and dabbed his eyes, sniffing a little too much. he regretted that not one second later as a piece of kimchi perfectly hit his cheek.

the first batch of meat cooked a few minutes later, causing a period of silence as the five friends devoured the meal in front of them. that's the quitest they've ever been together.

while waiting for the plates for cake y/n bought, rei brought up y/n's dreaded conversational topic. soulmates.

it wasn't stupid to her. she got it, it made sense, it's just that ever since that encounter with the unusual voice (multiple other times after the first), the topic of soulmates was just confusion she didn't want to unpack or investigate.

she simply had other things on her plate. being an idol was enough.

"have you guys figured it out yet?"

y/n noticed jungwon poking around his leftover rice, shoulders down. she took note to ask him about it later.

"oh i have suspicions about it being this friend of mine from back at home, but i'm not quite sure yet." jinwoo was first to answer. y/n remembered him talking about this one girl he grew up with before moving to seoul for the idol life, so if it was her, she was really happy for her best friend.

rei and yoon talked about how they were both clueless for a good 5 minutes before the conversation focused on the two hybe idols.

"jungwon's lost, so am i." y/n's short answer left the other 3 dumbfounded. jungwon was relieved he got his ass saved though.

"what do you mean?"

"i heard a weird voice, barely sounded like a song. straight out of a horror movie really. kinda just shrugged off trying to find whoever it was after that." y/n explained as she distributed the plastic plates and forks for the small cake she bought on the way.

"what did you hear exactly?" yoon began chewing on her cake, eyes still glued on y/n.

"i got a voice note of it the first time i heard it. i'll send it when i get home."

the five best friends stayed by the restaurant for another hour or two (no one could ever keep track of time when they were together) before everyone went their separate ways, promising to meet again if their schedules allowed them to.

jungwon and y/n got in hybe's company car with both their managers. the girl whipped out her phone as she sat down, keeping her word of sending the voice note to the group chat.

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glitchyk · 20 days

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Mafia blacks incorrect quotes pt 2:

Other mafia incorrect quotes

Characters:

M!Jeffery

M!Rabid @mafia-rabid-mercenary2

M!Dia @mafia-dia-smthidk

M!Bun @mafia-bun

M!Dash @the-mafia-bear

M!Moshieee @mafia-moshie

M!Kay @mafia-kay

All canon characters in this, as of recent times, for the blacks. I might do one including everyone’s favorite non canon characters if I get the time and people wanna see it. Remember that these are all just for the sillies.

Yeah dash is in these, but I made them a while ago.

That’s why this one is short, we have to cut out the traitor 💃 so I’m posting all the old ones so I can do the new ones and slander him.

••+^+••

M!Kay: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?

M!Dia: Okay.

*later*

M!Bun: M!Dia! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.

M!Kay, whispering: Deny everything.

M!Dia, loudly: That isn't a chair.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: Astrology is fun because I can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.

M!Jeffery: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.

••+^+••

M!Dash: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?

••+^+••

M!Jeffery: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?

M!Rabid: IT.

M!Kay: Annabelle.

M!Moshieee: Paranormal Activity.

M!Dash: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

••+^+••

M!Bun: Good morning!

M!Jeffery: Is it? Is it really?

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: Croissants: dropped

M!Dash: Road: works ahead

M!Bun: BBQ sauce: on my titties

M!Dia: Shavacado: fre

M!Kay: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

M!Jeffery:

M!Jeffery: ...I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

••+^+••

M!Dash to M!Bun: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just...

M!Dia: Cockroach ankles!

M!Dash: Ye- uh, what?

••+^+••

M!Dash, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down.

M!Moshieee: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven...

M!Dia, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven?

M!Dash, spraying M!Moshieee: You FUCKING DUMBASS!

M!Moshieee: Dude, I forgot-

M!Dash: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?

M!Bun: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*

••+^+••

M!Kay, about a fight between M!Moshieee and M!Dash: It scares me how many knives were involved.

M!Rabid: There… weren’t any knives involved though?

M!Kay: That’s what scares me.

••+^+••

M!Kay: Are you good?

M!Dash: In what sense?

M!Kay: Generally.

M!Dash: Oh, definitely not.

••+^+••

M!Kay: Hey, M!Moshieee, have you thought about having children?

M!Moshieee: ...

M!Moshieee: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.

M!Kay: But we're not childr-

M!Moshieee, already distracted: M!JEFFERY, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!

••+^+••

M!Kay: What do you think M!Rabid will do for a distraction?

M!Bun: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

M!Bun: ...or they could do that.

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: Remember, if you get captured, no matter what they do, don’t talk!

M!Dia: What if they torture us?

M!Moshieee: Just don’t talk!

M!Dia: Can we scream a little?

••+^+••

M!Rabid: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.

M!Jeffery: That’s a snake.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-

M!Jeffery: *blushes* What are your thoughts?

M!Rabid: The fourth sentence-

M!Jeffery: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-

M!Rabid: It’s “you’re” not “your”.

••+^+••

M!Dia: Reverse tooth fairy where you leave money under your pillow and the tooth fairy comes and leaves you a bunch of teeth.

M!Kay: Why?

M!Dia, shaking a bag of teeth: Just because.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: M!Jeffery told me to stop being immature, so I told them to get out of my fort.

••+^+••

M!Dash: I just wanna be called cute 21/7.

M!Dia: Why no 24/7?

M!Dash: Snack breaks.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: What’s it like being tall?

M!Rabid: Is it nice?

M!Rabid: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

M!Bun: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

M!Dash: It was one time!

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!

••+^+••

M!Rabid: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.

M!Bun, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.

••+^+••

M!Bun: What’s sexting?

M!Moshieee: I'm not having this conversation with you.

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.

M!Rabid: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?

M!Dash: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.

M!Jeffery: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!

M!Kay: ...put it away.

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: M!Rabid told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.

••+^+••

M!Jeffery: How’s practice going?

M!Moshieee: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.

M!Jeffery: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.

M!Moshieee: …you shouldn’t be condoning this.

M!Jeffery: Don’t tell me how to live my life.

••+^+••

M!Dia: We need a plan to beat them.

M!Jeffery: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.

M!Dia:

M!Jeffery: Judge me all you want, I get results.

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: I love you.

M!Dia: How many people have you said that to?

M!Moshieee: Everyone.

M!Dia: What?

M!Moshieee: I told everyone that I love you.

••+^+••

M!Kay: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

M!Moshieee: Oh. We're going out?

M!Kay: Wh...

••+^+••

M!Dash: M!Dia, you're an asshole, man.

M!Dia: You are what you eat M!Dash.

••+^+••

M!Dia: I suppose you’re right. We really would be better off working together.

M!Moshieee: So, then… détente?

M!Dia: Agreed.

M!Moshieee: Understanding?

M!Dia: Possibly.

M!Moshieee: Cooperation?

M!Dia: Maybe.

M!Moshieee: Trust?

M!Dia: Out of the question.

••+^+••

M!Kay, playing a video game: How do I play?

*M!Kay has drawn first blood!*

*M!Kay is on a killing spree!*

*M!Kay is on a rampage!*

*M!Kay is unstoppable!*

*M!Kay is dominating!*

*M!Kay is godlike!*

M!Kay: Don’t worry guys, I figured it out.

••+^+••

M!Dia: We need a way to lure in new customers?

M!Moshieee: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!

M!Dash: M!Kay bath water.

M!Kay: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

••+^+••

M!Kay: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?

M!Rabid: Fake?

••+^+••

M!Dia: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

M!Kay: M!Jeffery, probably.

••+^+••

M!Bun: Okay, two person huddle.

M!Jeffery: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: I'm not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

••+^+••

M!Bun: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: I am an expert at identifying birds.

M!Bun: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

M!Moshieee: Yeah, they're all birds.

••+^+••

M!Dash: I dropped M!Jeffery.

M!Moshieee: M!Dash, what the fuck.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: Hold on, I can explain!

M!Dash: Really? Can you now?

M!Rabid: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.

••+^+••

M!Jeffery: Wow. I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs.

M!Dia: Those are bones, M!Jeffery.

M!Jeffery: *looks straight up* Not if I never look down.

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