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maid-of-time-writes · 1 year

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Absolutely love the way you wrote eridan omg!!😩 Do you have any general relationship headcanons for him?

Oh wow, people actually liked the Eridan hc’s!

I could try general hc’s, tho I won’t guarantee they will be great TwT

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General Eridan Relationship Headcanons

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* This relationship would most likely take a lot of time and effort, Eridan’s personality is full of false bravado and colorful insults but since he genuinely loves you he would try his best to tone it down and be better about it.

* He’ll try to change himself for the better, learning how to be more genuine and just nicer in general, it’s hard but he’ll do it for you.

* At first he may act high and mighty if you’re a land-dweller. He acts as if he’s doing you a favor, as if you need to bask in his presence.. though slowly but surely he’ll warm up to you and realize that you may not be so different after all.

* When his mask breaks and you can genuinely trust each other he’ll start showing that he’s excited- yet apprehensive. He doesn’t know how this will go and that worries him, but with your help he’ll pull through.

* Like in the cuddle headcanons, he absolutely loves ranting about his interests and being genuine for once. It feels good to let down his walls and actually talk to somebody who cares about him. Of course he’d listen to your interests too, absolutely lovestruck and gazing at you (or the text on the screen, depending if it’s in person or not) with heart eyes, resting his head on his hands and leaning in on the table listening to your every word.

* He tries not to make everything about him, wanting to make you feel wanted too. If you want to do something with him then he’ll do it, dates are very frequent with the both of you typically choosing where to go.

* Of course he still occasionally acts “holier-than-thou” but now it feels.. less defensive, and if you were to point it out and joke about it he would only get flustered, not genuinely angry because now he trusts you.

* I love the whole “Eridan gets flustered over liking things” scenario but I also absolutely love exploring how it would feel to Eridan if he genuinely could trust someone, if he could let the walls he’s built up his whole life down around a single person who’s done nothing but love and care for him, and for that he would be eternally grateful even if he doesn’t show it.

* This dude is super clingy omg

* Whenever you two go out he will be holding your hand the entire time as a subtle way of saying “fuck off I’m dating them”

* He’ll also get jealous easily rip </3

* If anyone tries to flirt with you he’ll get super defensive about it, the troll would know not to mess with him after that though seeing as he’s a fucking Violet blood (which omg that sounds terrifying now that I’m thinking about it)

* As a violet blood he’s very loyal to you, willing to go through hell and back to keep you safe.

* He’s so happy that he met you, he can’t believe someone as amazing as you is his s/o <3

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I don’t feel 100% confident about this TwT might’ve gone a bit too far with the “trust” thing. If you have any criticism or advice please let me know!

#homestuck x reader #homestuck #homestuck x you #hs x reader #x reader #eridan ampora #eridan x reader #eridan ampora x reader

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insertmesoftly · 1 year

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Short Officer Troll Reader x Wild Gamzee (+ NSFT Headcanon)

You're a troll enforcer of sorts, tasked with 'taking care' of out-of-control trolls who are a menace to the populace of whichever company/workplace that needs it. You got a case about a giant troll, suspected to be a low blood due to the area, skulking through an old factory and claiming victims that work in the new building next door.

You gear up and begin working on trying to trace him. The job's not hard, as there is a trail of empty, dried pie pans littered about, leading you down deep inside the rusty walls. You're now in the basement, on high alert.

It's messy, with walls smeared in colorful blood depicting archaic looking doodles of stick figures and clown faces. This rings alarm bells for you; a purple-blood is TERRIFYING to deal with by yourself. You NEED to get out-

A low, rumbling noise. Like the broken, crackling purr of an old engine revving.

"OOooOH! LoOks LIkE I GoT A VIsItOr!

He's here-

Behind you.

You're afraid to turn around but you force yourself to. There's still a chance to run if you can slip past him-

Even in the darkness, you can tell he's…. Huge. Skinny, but intimidating as he looms a bit closer. There's a glint from his teeth as he continues talking.

"MoTHErFuCKIng GREAT. A MoTHERfUCKEr WAs AbOUt To NeED to GeT SOmeONE SoOn AnYWaYS."

He takes a step. The shadows slowly spill from him, giving you more details thanks to the low light in the room. His dirty clothes.

Another step.

His shaggy hair.

Another.

His distorted face.

A smile contorted with low eyes that looked tired even under his makeup.

The already distorted smile became more ugly as he met your eyes. He lifted a hand to his cheek, scratching it and smudging it more.

"WOaH." A hoarse laugh erupted from his chest. "AND yOu’rE CuTe! FuCKiNg sCorE!"

You didn't like the turn in his expression. His eyes glinted with excitement and his breathing had gotten rougher. You HAD to get out.

You got your weapon. He laughed again and licked his lips.

"MmmMmM, GReAT." He’s once again moving towards you, teeth showing, arms outstretched. "I WaNt yOu tO SqUIRm.'

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Cut to Gamzee picking you up and fucking you from behind against the wall, both feet of the ground as he grunts in your ear, screaming and growling and laughing as he tells you how grateful he is for the help in 'taking the edge off'. How lucky he is YOU found him. How you may keep struggling and crying but he’s NOT LETTING YOU GO, he grips your thighs so hard it pierces the skin at the very thought of being without you again. You’re too good, too fun, the perfect new substitute for a good time :o)

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Gamzee NSFW Headcanon:

Man def loves swapping spit, like he fucking DROOLS into his kisses. The sloppiest of make outs, even giving you Sopor by forcing your mouth open and dripping it from his mouth in like some fucked up momma-bird-feeding-her-chicks kinda way; he gets a kick out of doing it. He wants you to swallow everything he gives, from his mouth to his bulge, just like he slurps up yours.

#homestuck #homestuck x reader #homestuck x you #homestuck gamzee #gamzee #gamzee makara #hs gamzee #gamzee x reader #nsft #homesmut #putting this out there is just EASIER #troll reader

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ashepixie · 1 year

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Since I've been in a Homestuck mood lately, anyone have any Homestuck character x Reader prompts? Nsfw or otherwise.

#asks open #homestuck #homestuck x reader #homestuck x you #Karkat #Gamzee #eridan #dave strider #or others

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the-rogue-of-light · 2 years

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Hellow!

Requests: open Inbox: 0 Masterlist

Hellow, Yonni here \o/ I'm French, so sorry if my English suck. I use reverso for my translate :).

Rules:

I write on Homestuck only.

Only x readers, no ships! No poly too.

One character per ask please.

Be patient!

No Epilogue or Homestuck^2 characters (maybe exception for Commander!Karkat, because Karkat >D)

Specify what you want me to write.

I'm ok for writing for:

Au’s (please add description if requested)

Fluff

What I won’t do:

Yandere

NSFW

Matchup

I will add rules if necessary.

#homestuck #homestuck x reader #hs x reader #homestuck x you

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boobstrider · 2 months

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I try to draw them seriously, I really do. but then I spiral out of control.

#homestuck #fanon bro #dave strider #bro strider #karkat vantas #<- cameo! i draw him like an amoeba #broscar #<- vaguely #hey. what the fuck would you call bro x signless.#BROLESS #???????????

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popcrackalackin · 15 days

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evil yaoi panel edits

guys wheres the part in hsbc when dirk and john have an ULTIMATE bloody anime battle whilst also PASSIONATELY and HATEFULLY making out mid fight and then after they lick the blood off each other!!!!

#tw: blood n violence #dirkjohn #johndirk #ult dirkjohn #dirk x john #john egbert #dirk strider #homestuck #ult dirk #this should totally happen #also haha get it tv girl in the first image omg!!#i might actually do a few more panel edits of these specific alt calli and jade panels #please. homestuck 2 beyond canon pelase. if you hear me pelase make this happen!!!#funfact: i actually made these SPECIFICALLY for a silly little tiktok edit i might make later #the struggle is real!!!!!!!!!!!!

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saradiation · 1 year

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Mermaid AU Davekat

#do you think mermaids have quadrants? x)#davekat #dave strider #karkat vantas #karkat #homestuck #homestuck fanart #homestuck au #homestuck trolls #mermaid au #my art

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bottlehawk · 10 months

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the best thing about going through old posts from 2012 is remembering how people on tumblr and the internet in general back then spoke EVERY other WORD in CAPS LOCK while reacting to things they vaguely liked as if oh my god. OH MY GOD. IT WAS THE GREATEST THING EVER!!!!! while PUNCTUATING THEIR SENTENCES with EXCLAMATIONS!!! but never splitting apart sentences word by word with them as we do more often now and instead

using

the

enter

key

vigorously

for emphasis so that you end up reading everything very dramatically with lots of PAUSES and changes in caaaaaaadence~ and an. ti. ci. PATION!!!

with quirky visual references to accompany this fanciful theater kid julliard applicant text. 2012 was the year of the theater kids and everyone including the theater kids knew it. and nowadays online we're all just lowercase derailing train of thought no punctuation no excitement just mumbling quietly to ourselves snarky hipsters and even when we get exCITED@!!! like this it's intentionally bungled so it's less of you being genuinely enthusiastic and more of you putting on a voice so that you can have the copout of being satirical about being enthusiastic. and this is due to the post-2015 mass surgence of dave strider influenced transmascs being released to mingle with the rest of society coinciding with the great cringe culture epidemic of the mid-2010s. in this essay i will

#homestuck #bottlehawk text #seriously the mid early 2000s was peak theater kid culture. nowadays a hated breed persecuted by many. but they were king back in the day.#people will still get excited “like this!!” but as you can see it is way more chill without caps lock and also pretty girly #or “LIKE FUCKING THIS!!! FUCK YEAHHHHHH” so that the colorful swearing makes you sound socially acceptable and like you're at a sports game #but just read a couple of 2013 posts talking about how X fandom is actually rlly cool despite what the bullies say FUK DEM I WILL HUG U >_<!#and you will see the difference

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starmksz · 1 year

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sneak peak 4 charms I'm selling teehee

#ALSO HAPPY 413 YOU BASTARDS HAVE A GOOD ONE #spiritually at requiem x homestuck cafe event 🥲#homestuck #my art #jade harley #dave strider #john egbert #rose lalonde #roxy lalonde #dirk strider #jake english #jane crocker

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lno-x · 8 months

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would u be ok to draw homestuck for a commission ? asking for a friend ( I'm the friend it's me lol ) miss ur hs art ; w ;

If that with jade harley i will tear off your commision with your hands

But if that other kid/troll that totaly fine!!

Old jaderose art upon ya

#oh my god someone there remembers my hs phase what a horror #i just really like jade harley you dont understand #homestuck #jade harley #rose lalonde #dave strider #john egbert #karkat vantas #lno-x art #answers

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marshymarshios · 7 months

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YOUR AFT. WONDER. AWE. WOMEN. PLEASE MKRE. THANK YOY. <33333

ok! tysm :D

here is vampire hunter rose and vampire kanaya designs!

i just got on fall break so hopefully i'll have more time to draw. I'll try and post everything i make dw :3

#idk if you guys know but i love asks #homestuck #homestuck art #art #hs troll #kanaya maryam #rose lalonde #vampire hunter au #vampire hunter x vampire #i love them so much #this is totally NOT inspired off the star and bonnie whaaattt noooo #rosemary #rosemary homestuck #wlw #vampire lesbian

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maid-of-time-writes · 2 years

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Dave Strider finding out he has feelings for you

[writing this at 6 am without sleep because yes, also send asks <3]

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* He doesn’t know why but he’s always felt like he could lower his guard around you, even before you both played the game (if you knew him before it)

* At first his feelings would effect him subconsciously, for example his songs being influenced by you whether its because you enjoy a specific genre, enjoy the sound of a specific instrument, like a specific way lyrics are structured or maybe you both started collaborating together, in some way it changed his work and everyone but him notices.

* I feel like it would be obvious to everyone but him and you that he has a crush. Like- John & Rose would tease him so much about it and Dave would try to play it cool as if he hasn’t ranted to them about the cute thing you did when you were both hanging out a few minutes ago.

* If he actually thinks about how he feels about you for a minute or two then it would hit him that OH SHIT HE DOES HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU.

* Cue the internal panicking.

* He probably asks Rose for advice on what to do, since she’s probably the most insightful of them all (I mean she literally has a troll gf) and also has the “Seer Powers™️” it would be obvious to go to her.

* He probably tries showing off a lot more, trying to get your attention with cool (& mostly stupid) shit he does while half of the time failing in the most funniest way possible (more because he’s nervous rather than because he’s not good at it). Though your laugh is worth the embarrassment of messing up.

* Most likely tries to plan ahead on asking you to be his S/O, trying to do an elaborate thing most likely related to music but he probably just accidentally blurts it out or you blurt it out or something, and his brain like.. blue screens because OH MY GOD W H A T.

* He cannot believe that it just happened so casually so he just has to process it.

* The entire time he’s blushing like crazy but STILL trying to keep up the cool kid act as a way to hide how awkward he is.

* You probably go out to get boba or something else calm and walk in the park talking as a first date.

* He’s just really happy that you return his feelings, you mean the world to him <3

#homestuck #homestuck x reader #homestuck x you #dave strider #dave x reader #dave strider x reader

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0ujidere · 1 month

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