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#Here is your video primer!!!!
aerodaltonimperial · 1 year
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Katy's masterpost of "what the hell is hookhausen and why are you so obsessed with it?????" aka the hookhausen video primer!!!!
It took me awhile and a LOT of help (thank you so much friends!!!!) to get all of these videos compiled and in the right order, and I added a few extra that aren't technically "canon" (after shows, vloghausens) but as far as I am concerned, if it happens in kayfabe, it's canon. If you think you might enjoy insanity and a fucking amazing enemies-to-besties plot line, this might be something you enjoy. I'm still missing a few here and there, but I think this is pretty solid!!!
THE ORIGINAL RUN (Feb-August 2022): the courtship
Hook's interview on Hey! (EW), most for shits and giggles because it never fails to make me laugh, but also is a great introduction to him.
The slow-burn enemies-to-partners video. HUGE thanks to OP for this, because I literally consider this video God's gift to us.
The training montage. I laugh every time.
The May 13, 2022 after-show. Skip to 5:30. They are a package deal at this point as far as everyone in the arena is concerned LOL (another view here, starts at 5:40. 2 days into their partnership and Danhausen is like, "CM Punk owes me money." Hook: "let's go.")
Vloghausen chip tasting. Starts at 2:35. The fact that they had to do this multiple times because all those chip bags are already open tickles me.
Road to Double or Nothing. RJ City is a gift lol
Tag team match!!! Skip to 48:55. It's the little finger wiggles before tags that always gets me. Love is real.
Post tag match interview. Starts at 4:00. They could have refilmed this when Hook lost it and didn't, so that smile at Danhausen is canon now, I don't make the rules.
Literally just ten seconds of them driving the Gator. Starts at :30. SMILEHAUSEN.
Danhausen loves Hook. 1:42:50. Interview show, Danhausen talks about Hook glowingly for 10 seconds.
Hookhausen buys “PT Cruisers.” We are still trying to figure out if Hook actually has a driver’s license.
Why must you hurt me in this way. Starts at 4:30. The "break-up"???? I don't like this video.
Hook and Danhausen sell chips for monies. Another vloghausen gift. They still love each other. TWO fist bumps!!! BLESSED.
Hookhausen hawks their GIANT ASS POSTER. If video does not load on AEW Twitter, plz see back-up link here.
After-show fist bump w/FTW Belt. Starts at 10:47.
The Dark Months (Sept-Dec 2022): nothing sob sob
A NEW ERA???: we have found new wills to live
Hook is click-bait in a vloghausen. First onscreen appearance since August 2022 by the trollhausen of the universe. WE BACK, BABIES.
Danhausen’s good friend Hook! Danhausen says Hook’s name on air!! And there was much rejoicing!
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msviolacea · 5 months
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This week's watching has obviously led to some related content on my YT dashboard - most of them are fairly cheap grabs for attention by other creators, but this one is actually a really good primer on how to cite your sources in the way academics do, both in content creation and in things like university papers, articles, etc. Highly recommend it if you're not familiar with how academic citation works, how it helps your work, and some of ways you can do it in a less formal setting.
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eliluvschan · 26 days
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Boyfriend does my Makeup :)
pairing: bang chan x reader
word count: 1.048
warnings: just channie being cute
genre: fluff
a/n: Eid Mubarak babes! this imagine has nothing to do with Eid but since i’m muslim i wanted to post something and wish y’all a happy and good day with your families 🩵 and even if you don’t celebrate Eid, have a good day <3
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i laid on the couch, with my boyfriend Chan as we read through the comments of my latest YouTube video.
“babe look, there are a lot of people asking for a ‘my boyfriend does my makeup challenge.” i tell chan, pointing to some comments as he nods.
“it would be fun. when do you wanna film it?”
“how about now?” i tell him, getting up from his warm embrace as we walk to my makeup room.
“i’m going to set up the camera in the recording room. you can grab any kind of makeup you want.” i tell him, heading to our recording room.
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i start the intro of the video and explain what we’re gonna do today.
“alright Channie, you can use whatever you want.” i tell him as he looks at the table in front of us with all the makeup.
“okay, first, what’s this?” he looks at the package, opening it.
“first, i’m using this primer. i have no idea what it does but i see Y/n always use this first before anything.” he says in his perfectly Australian accent.
as he applies it, i stare in his gorgeous brown eyes.
“jagi, don’t stare at me like that. i get distracted.” Chan says as his cheeks flush red and he looks down with a huge smile on his face.
“moving on to foundation now.” Chan says, grabbing the foundation and smearing some on his hand before applying a whole lot to my face.
“babe! that’s a lot!” i laugh as he smears it out with his hand.
“how do you girls do this?!” he exclaims, not being able to do it smoothly.
“here, use this.” i hand him a beauty blender as he accepts it.
“thanks, jagi.” he takes the blender and tries to evenly apply the foundation on my face.
next he grabs some concealer and a random brush.
“is this the right one?” he asks me as i hand him the correct one. “this one is.”
he applies the concealer like he did the foundation. and then grabs banana powder to powder my face off. i hand him a triangle sponge and tell him where he had to apply the powder.
he applies it everywhere on my face as i laugh at the concentrated look in his eyes.
i notice him cluelessly looking at the makeup he has yet to use.
“here.” i say, handing him an eyebrow pencil.
“what’s this?” he asks, turning the pencil to the side. he reads the unclear words, still looking clueless.
“it’s an eyebrow pencil.” i laugh as he smiles and shows the pencil to the camera.
“i have to colour your eyebrow? that’s not even necessary. right guys?” he asks, turning my face to the camera as he keeps staring at my eyebrows.
“without colouring i look like i don’t have eyebrows!” i exclaim as Chan shakes his head.
“it’s not needed but i’ll use it anyway.” he says, and gets to work.
while he’s busy colouring, i notice the tip of his tongue slipping out of his mouth, resting on the corner of his bottom lip, making him look even cuter than he already was.
“can i use this now?” he asks, grabbing my eyeshadow palette. i nod and hand him the brush.
“look at this pretty colour, you guys! yah i’m gonna make you the prettiest girl there is!” Chan gasps as i laugh and close my eyes.
he puts a lot of eyeshadow on the brush and swipes it across my eyelid.
“jagi, that’s too much!” i say, feeling the thickness of the eyeshadow on my eyelid.
“no, it’s not. shh babe.” he says sassily, continuing to swipe it across my eyelid.
“look at her, she looks so pretty.” Chan gushes. “alright, which one do you think you have to use next?” i ask him as he looks at the mascara, bronzer and blush.
his eyes roll from one to the other and finally settle on the blush.
“this one.” i hand him the bronzer.
“you have to apply this one here, here and here.” i motion, pointing where he has to apply it.
“and don’t push the brush in, just gently swipe it across.” i add as he nods, his tongue sticking out again.
gently he swipes the bronzer on the places i showed him and blends it out with the brush.
then he grabs the mascara.
“this one next?” he asks as i shake my head.
“no, blush first. mascara and eyeliner at the end. and not to forget lipstick as well.” i point at the last few things as he nods.
he takes the blush and applies it to where i motioned it.
“woah babe, it looks like you had a walk in cold weather.” Chan says as we both laugh.
“your cheeks are so pink!”
“here.” i hand him an eyelash curler.
“is this scissors for your eyelashes?” he asks, taking the curler from my hand to his eye level, inspecting it.
“no, baby. it’s an eyelash curler. put it on my eyelash for a few seconds and it’ll have a pretty curl.” i tell him as he looks at it unsurely.
“naur, i don’t want to hurt you.” He says, putting the curler on the side.
“then we’ll skip. now apply the mascara and then the eyeliner.” i instruct him as he does.
“omg, you look so pretty babe.” Chan says, looking at the camera as he smudges some mascara under my eye and on my eye lids.
“really? thanks baby.” i thank him and open my eye.
“now add the eyeliner.” i say, looking by at him.
he grabs the eyeliner and does his best to apply it. i can feel his pinky finger on the side of my face, to keep his hand steady.
“and last but not least, lipstick.” Chan says, showing the mac lipstick on camera.
i have no idea what colour it is but i love it on you.” He explains, turning my face to him.
“do this with your lips.” he says, making an ‘o’ shape as i do what he says.
he applies a thick layer of lipstick and tells me to smudge my lips together.
“all done.” He says as i turn to the camera.
before i can get up to grab a mirror, Chan looks at me, with a big smile on his face.
“waaah, doesn’t my girlfriend look amazing?” he asks the camera.
Chan grabs a mirror and hands it to me after sitting down.
“babe! what do you mean i look amazing?” i exclaim, as we both burst out in laughter.
“i love you but please, never become a makeup artist.” i tell him, kissing his cheek, leaving a big stain on his cheek.
“let me clean you up.”
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spidybaby · 11 months
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Party killer
Summary: A girls' night gone wrong while your boyfriend is away.
Warnings: cursing, harassment and SA. ⚠️⚠️⚠️
A/N: This was requested, but I accidentally deleted the request, but I hope Anon, who requested it notice this is them request. 😭❤️ also this has some sensitive topics because anon asked me to add them. Please don't ignore the warnings. If you're sensible to this kind of topics skip this ❤️
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"I love the collection. This is going to be huge, mi amor, " you say, applying your primer.
You're getting ready for a girls' night with your friends. On the other side of the FaceTime, Pedro was getting ready to go to bed. Having to work early with Springfield for his new collection.
"I'm so excited, I can't believe that my own collection is ready."
"I know, mi amor. I'm so happy for you."
Pedro explains how tomorrow he has to shoot a video for the colab also sharing what's the idea for the video.
His parents were with him, the shoot for the colab was taking place in London.
Why did they choose London? You had that same question, but you just keep it to yourself.
"Mami says she misses you." He says smiling.
"And I miss her too, miss her today. Our novela is going so well, and she's gone. Who am I supposed to talk to about it?"
He laughs, the camera is directed to his parents.
"Mija, you and I need to have a chat, I need updates of what's happening to Monserrat." Rosy says.
You chat a little with her and Fernando, asking them about the trip, about the collection.
"Hey, y/n. Are you going with Fer to this party?" Pedro's father asks you.
You knew Fer was going to a party because he invited you, since his brother was not in town Pedro named him your caregiver.
"No, sir. Fer is going to a friend birthday party and my friends and I are going to a club."
"Be careful, mija," Rosy says. "I'll text Fer. If you need a ride back home, call him. Also, take a cab no your car."
You laugh at how cute and protective they're with you. Always worrying about you being safe and comfortable.
"Yes, call your brother Pedro, and make sure he has the volume up."
"Don't worry, I'll be fine. We're taking a cab with my friends and leaving together. But If you want I can text Pedro when I'm home."
"You do that, preciosa." Pedro yells from somewhere in the room.
You talk with Rosy about the novela while you do your makeup, finishing the call saying goodbye and promising you'll call Fer if you need anything.
Your friends arrived at your house, you called an Uber and while you wait for it you make sure you have everything.
"Y/n, someone's calling you." María, your friend, says.
You answer the call, noticing it was from Fer.
"Hola Fernandito."
"Hola, cuñada favorita."
"I'm the only one." You laugh. "Are you okay?"
"Yes, yes, mami called me and told me you're on your way to the club. I just want you to know that if you want me to pick you and your friends up, I can."
"Thank you, Fercito." you say. "I'll have it in mind. Please enjoy your party."
Your friends announce that the Uber is outside, you grab everything and walk outside, locking the door.
"My uber's is here, I'll text you if I need anything. And remember I'm here if you need anything, if you can't drive because you're drunk or if you need a place to stay because you lost your keys." You joke with him.
"That only happened once." He laughs.
Once at a party, Fernando did a few more shots than he's used to, and ended up calling you to pick him up because he didn't want his mother to find out about the house keys being missing.
"Anyways, I'm here if you need me. Enjoy."
You say a quick bye before hanging up.
The Uber was quick, thankfully for you and your girls the night begins.
You all have a drink since you're not the biggest beer fan. But that quickly turns into two and then three.
"Let's go dance, I love this Quevedo song," you say, grabbing your friends by the wrist, taking them to the dance floor.
The song makes you remember Pedro. This is a song he sings while driving with you.
After good hours of dancing and screaming the songs, you ask your friends if they want more drinks.
"Okay, another round for everybody. I'll go to the bar, go to the table, okay?" You say loudly for them to hear you over the music.
You go straight to the bartender. Asking for all the drinks.
"Do you have a tab?" He asks you.
"No need for that man, add it to mine." A tall blonde guy says, handing his card to the bartender.
"Oh no, please." You say taking the card from the bartender. "Thank you, but I can pay for my own drinks." You say, returning the card and turning you back yo him. "You have my card there, table 8"
The guy taps your shoulder, making you turn again.
"My name is Zack." He says, getting closer. "What's your name, pretty girl?."
You back up a little, feeling the bar stopping you from backing up more.
"I have a boyfriend." You say trying to get him away.
"Ufff, not a smart guy, leaving you alone here"
"He's in the bathroom. Please back off."
"Then let's be quick. We can use the upstairs bathroom. I'm a vip."
"No, thank you. Back off." You say, pushing him hard but not enough, moving him only a few centimeters. "Get away from me."
You moved quickly, trying to get back to the table with your friends.
"Hey, not that quickly, don't play hard to get, you're not that pretty to do that." He grabs you hard by the arm.
"Dude, let go off me, I'm not interested."
You tried to get away from his hold. Only for him to press his hand harder on your skin.
"You want this, c'mon."
You can feel his other arm traveling down your waist and squeezing your ass. You pushed him with your free hand and tried to free your arm, only hurting you in the process.
"Let go off me." You pull your arm, bumping into another guy that notices what's happening. He helps you.
"Dude let go off her."
"She's my girlfriend, don't worry, mind your fucking business."
"Doesn't matter, she's asking you to let go so let fucking go off her."
This guy pushes the blonde away from you, making him release the hold.
You run to the bathroom, scared of him following you. The bar bathroom was a solo one.
You can feel the panic raise by the minute, and he air is getting less and less.
You pat your skirt pockets, feeling your phone in one. You grab it, and as you're about to call your boyfriend, you remember he's not in town.
He's in another country, hours from where you're. And you're only going to worry him and his parents.
So you called the only person you can think of. Hoping he was still awake and not deadly sleeping in his bed since it was almost four am.
"Cuñadita, are you still at the party?" He asks, the noise from his party can be heard.
You tried to answer, but the sob that's trying to get out is not letting you.
"Y/n?" He says worry. "Estas bien?" (Are you okay?)
"Fer," you say, sobbing.
"Mierda," you hear him saying. "Estas bien? Que pasa? Muñeca, necesito que respires y me digas que pasa." (Oh shit, are you okay? What's going on? Doll, I need you to breathe and tell me what's going on)
"Some guy." You say sobbing harder. "He touched me." You tried to explain more, but the crying is making it harder for you.
"Hijo de puta. En donde estas? Iré por ti ahora mismo. Send me your location. " (Son of a bitch, where are you? I'll come get you right now)
You send him your location, not being able to speak.
"Estas en un lugar seguro?" He asks you. (Are you in a safe place?)
"El baño." You say. (The bathroom)
"Don't hang up. I'm rushing to get you."
You keep crying, afraid of going out by yourself.
"Can you come inside? I don't want to go out alone." You cry into the phone.
"It's okay, muñeca" he says, his heart breaking with the sound of your cries. "I'm almost there. Nobody is going to hurt you."
"Thank-" you try to say, sobbing interrupting you. "Thank you."
Fer is talking with you. Trying to calm you down.
"Okay, y/n. I'm here, I'm haging up but I'm here."
"Okay. Hurry, please."
He hangs up and runs inside of the club.
When he locates the bathroom and runs to it.
"Y/n?" He knocks loud. "Are you there?"
You get up from the floor. Quickly opening the door.
"Muñeca" he says, looking at you. "Ven aquí"
He enters the bathroom and close the door.
"Ya estoy aquí, tranquila." He caresses you back, trying to calm you down. "Nadie te va a hacer nada. Estoy aquí." (I'm here, don't worry. Nobody's is going to hurt you. I'm here)
"Vamonos, me quiero ir." (Let's get out of here. I want to go)
He grabs some toilet paper to dry your tears.
You smile at him and hug him again.
He took your hand and opened the door.
"Fer," you hold him harder to catch his attention. "My friends, I can't leave them."
He nodded. "Vamos por ellas."
You walk in front of him, hand in hand, you get to where your table.
Nataly, was the only one at the table. She was texting careless.
"Nat" you call.
"Baby, where were you?" She says, hugging you. "Hola Fer." She waves to him.
"Nat, we have to go"
"What? Y/n, don't be like this. We're having fun."
"Nat," you call harshly. "Some dude assaulted me. I just want to go home, please." You say this to her ear, not wanting to yell it.
She looks at you with shook, then looks at Fernando. He nods his head.
"Bien, nos vamos," She says, serious. "Lemme get the girls, I see you outside in five. Fer, can you take us home? I can call a cab if you can't, that's okay"
"No, I can take all of you. It's okay." He nods at her. "My car is the black one on the other side of the road. We'll see you there, okay? Take your time."
Nat nodded and went to the dance floor, where all the other girls were.
"Vamos, muñeca." He says once you grab your bag.
As you both walk outside you feel someone grabbing you hard and pulling you back.
"You really like to play hard to get." The blonde guy says. "Don't be a bitch, come with me."
He tries to pull you to him, but Fernando is quickly
"Ey Cabron, te alejas de ella," he pushes this dude away. "Vete al auto." He says, giving you the car keys. "De este cabron me encargo yo." (Hey asshole, get away from her. Go to the car, I'll deal with his asshole)
"Fer, no." You grab his arm. "Let's just go, please."
But the blonde dude has other plans.
"Your girlfriend is a whore" he yells getting closer. "She was flirting with me, offering herself like a bitch she is."
That's all it took for Fernando to punch him.
"No te atrevas," he yells. "I don't know if you weren't taught how to respect women, but I'm going to show you right fucking now."
The blonde dude tries to get up, but another punch from Fernando has him back on the floor.
"Hey dude," one of the friends from this guy says, getting closer to Fernando and stopping him from punching the guy for a third time. "Listen, your girl was the one throwing herself at him"
"I wasn't doing anything. I told him to leave me alone." You yell at him. "Why can't you and your friend get that."
"Listen, dude," Fernando says, pushing lightly the friend by his shoulders. "I don't give a fuck, she asked him to leave her alone."
"She's just a whore" The blonde one yells from the floor.
"ES MI CUÑADA, CABRON." Fernando yells back, about to punch him again, but the friend stopped him once again. "Te voy a encontrar cabron, estas muerto." He says, then turn around to you. (She's my sister in law, asshole. I'm going to find you, you're dead) He grabs your hand, walking outside the club. "Mi carro es el de enfrente." He took the keys from your hands.
You walked a few steps to the car. He opens the door for you and helps you with the seat belt. "I'm going back for your friends, lock the doors."
You do as you're told.
A few minutes later, he walks with María almost in his arms. Perla and Nat hand in hand while crossing the street.
"Ay, I had so much fun." Perla says. "María kissed a french dude."
"Buenisimo." María says, Fernando laughs at her. "Y/n, you saw me?"
"Yes," you answer.
"Okay, everyone ready?" Fer asks. "Nat, to your house?"
She answered with a small yes.
"Oh, can we get Taco Bell?" Perla ask.
"We sure can." Fer answer.
But sadly for Perla, Taco Bell was closed.
The drive to Nat's house was silent.
Fer has his hand ok yours the whole time.
"Are you sure you'll be fine?" Nat asks you. "Please, stay here."
"I'm not but I'll be fine." You answer. "I just want to go home and be alone."
She nods and hugs you, understanding that you want to be alone. "I'll call you later."
Fernando walks back into the car. "María is ready for you to help her shower, and I warmed some Mac and cheese for Perla."
"Thank you, Fer." Nat says. "Please take care of her."
You say your goodbyes and the drive being. "Can you drop me home? I just want a shower and to sleep."
"What?" He turns his head to you. "No way I'm leaving you alone. We're going to Pedro's house. You can stay in his room."
"I just want to sleep and pretend nothing happened." You cry.
"Muñeca," he didn't know what to say. He wanted to go back to the club and beat the shit of that guy.
Once you arrive at your boyfriend's house, you both walk in silence.
"Venga, let's go upstairs." He takes your hand leading the way upstairs.
When you enter the room, he guides you to the bed. "Stay here, I'll be back."
You check your phone for the first time since the bathroom. You text Pedro that you're home like your promised.
"I'm back." Fer announced himself. "Mom did the laundry before leaving. She washed your pijama."
You took the clothes from him, smiling a little.
You left the pijama there because Pedro insisted on your leaving a change for every occasion, so you could stay the night and didn't have yo go home.
Fer notice the way you're so out of the blue. It's like he can read your mind.
"It wasn't your fault. You said no, and he didn't like that so he took advantage of you."
Your eyes water again. "But, I could've pushed him harder or even done something else."
"No, muñeca." He takes you into his arms. "It's not on you, this is not your fault. Dudes like him say whatever they can to blame the girls, but it's not your fault."
"I just wanted my drink." You were a crying mess at this point. "I didn't throw myself at him. I promise."
"Oh, preciosa, I know that." He swayed the two of you slowly. "I believe you. It's not your fault. I promise it's not."
He let you cry the blame you're feeling into his shoulder. He feels like crying, too. You are the most pure person he ever known.
"I'll get you some water." He says once he noticed you calmed down. "Are you hungry? Do you want me to cook something for you?"
You shake your head no.
"Okay, there's clean towels in the bathroom. I'll get you some water while you shower. And if you need me I'll be in my room."
"Thank you."
"Dont thank me." He says as he leaves the room, closing the door on his way out.
You shower and make sure to scrub extra hard all your body.
You changed inside the bathroom, mentally thanking Pedro, for giving you the idea of keeping some of your clothes at his house.
Once you're done, you go straight to bed. It was passed five a.m.
Hugging your boyfriend's pillow, smelling his scent, you fall asleep quickly.
A few hours later, you wake up by the noise of the gate getting open.
You grab your phone to check the time, noticing it was almost noon.
You get out of bed and went straight to the bathroom to wash your face and brush your teeth.
You borrow Pedro's slippers, making you way to Fer's room. You knock on the door but no answer.
As you walked back to your boyfriend's room you run into him.
"Preciosa, hi" he says hugging you. "When you texted you were home I didn't think you were here."
You hug him tightly, hiding you face into his neck.
"Te extrañé mucho" he says kissing you shoulder.
But then he notice the way you're shaking, how your breathing is irregular.
"Mi amor, what's going on?"
You only shake your head, not being able to speak.
"It's okay, baby. I'm here."
"No, it's not." You cry harder.
He lift, you hug his body with your legs, not wanting to fall.
He walk into his room. Closing the door with his foot.
"Tranquila, mi amor." He swayed you both. "I'm here, don't cry."
He let you calm down. Once you're breathing normally he puts you down and makes you sit at his bed.
"Tell me what's going on, please." He begged.
You tell him everything. How this dude approached you and the way he touched you. How other guy had to help you in order for you to free yourself.
"I swear to God, hijo de puta." He says angrily. "Ferran knows the owner. I'm finding that dude and killing him.
You stayed silent. Is like a bad movie replaying on your head. The "what if" making you regret not going with Fer to the party where he was.
"Look at me." Pedro says, noticing this. "You know it's not your fault, right?"
"I don't know."
"No." He grabs you face. "It's not. The only one to blame is that disgusting hijo de puta, who took advantage of you."
"But"
"No buts, y/n."
He hugs you again. Not wanting to let go.
"I'm hungry." You say after a good silent time.
"Let's go get something to eat, mi amor." He kiss you. "What do you want?" He kiss your cheek" "I'll get you anything, mi princesa." He kiss your other cheek. "Even that matcha ice cream you love" he kiss your nose.
You laugh at every kiss, feeling the tickles.
"I'm feeling some burger King."
"Whatever the princess wants, it's what she gets." He grabs your hand and takes you downstairs.
"Pedro, wait." You say, noticing you're still in pijamas. "I have to change."
"We're going to the drive-thru, no worries."
After a quick trip to burger King and the grocery store for your matcha ice cream. You're back at his house.
"Pon el helado en la heladera, así cuando lo sirvas esta menos líquido." He says getting out of the car. (Put the ice cream on the freezer, so when you eat it it's not that liquid)
Fer was in the kitchen, drinking some water.
"Hey, we got you a burger. Hope you're feeling like eating one."
"Fuck yes, I need food asap." He laughs.
"Look who's up." Pedro laughs as he enters the kitchen. "I'll go get the drinks. Don't start without me."
You hug Fernando from behind. "Gracias, Fer." You say. "I don't know what I would do without you."
He turns around, hugging you back. "To me, you're like my little sister. Don't thank me, I promised to protect you, and I will punch as many dudes as I need to in order for you to be safe."
Kissing his cheek and hugging him tightly. He returns the kiss.
"Oigan, yo quiero un abrazo." Pedro breaks the silence. "Vengan acá." (Hey I want a hug too, come here)
You stretch out your arm for him to place himself.
"Okay, thats enough" Fer says. You separate laughing.
"Let's eat, the food it's getting cold."
You take the food out of the bag, giving each boy his burger.
You all joke and laugh with stories from Fernando. Laughing at the videos of his friend getting the cake all over his face.
When you're done. You suggest watching a movie.
"I'll serve the ice cream, Fer adds some whipped cream, and you, mi amor, go pick a movie for us to watch."
You nod, kissing him before going to the living room.
"Fer, gracias por lo que hiciste." (Thank you for what you did)
"Joder, tio. Don't thank me, you know you would do the same for my girlfriend. Plus, y/n is like family. If I had to get my knuckles bloody for her I will."
"Es que eres el mejor hermano." (You're the best brother ever)
Pedro hugs Fer, messing with his hair.
"No es como que tengas otro, capullo." (It's not like you had another one, idiot)
They hurry with the ice cream when you yell that you found a movie.
Sitting on each side of you, Pedro's arm rested on your shoulders, hugging you.
He was thankful for his brother. Knowing that no matter where he's at, you have Fernando there for you.
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ohnoitstbskyen · 5 months
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Hello TBSkyen, I have a question for you. I myself am a person who's interested in making videos about art and posting them on youtube but have heard pretty much every youtuber I watch complain about youtube's unfair copyright system. So I would like to ask, how do you typically deal with that? What do I need to do to decrease the chance of a video getting claimed/struck? I know you don't have all the answers but I would like to hear the opinion of someone who has had to deal with this.
*deep breath born from long history of frustration*
Okay, so number one, you can't protect yourself fully from that. Anyone can file a copyright claim on anything you upload for any reason, they don't have to have evidence that they own the work being claimed, and all of the onus is on you to prove you didn't commit infringement by disputing the claims being made.
Which sucks.
It's a very frustrating thing to deal with, and it can make it nearly impossible to discuss certain properties or media because the owners (or a bunch of shitty grifters abusing the copyright system) will strike and claim anything and everything they can possibly identify.
Having said that, there are some tips and tricks. First, understand the principle of Fair Use (which is American law, and which is usually what you have to deal with on YouTube, but not always), which Casey Fiesler has a good video primer about here:
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The broad strokes are that you can use as much as is needed to make a transformative point and then no more than that. The spirit of the law is that you can't use Fair Use to simply repost and profit off of other people's work, and the reality of how it's enforced is that bots scan YouTube for instances of videos using Too Much of the media they're protecting, and claim it as infringement.
So. If you're discussing any kind of video media - film, TV, animation, etc. - use clips of no more than 5-8 seconds of continuous footage, and do not use the original audio of the show unless it is necessary. You can sometimes get away with longer stretches of footage, but anything over 10 seconds is just begging for an automated copyright claim.
Shrink the footage down on screen and put a frame around it so it doesn't take up the entire screen, edit something on top of the footage like animations and other edits that transform the footage, maybe slow the footage down to a lower speed so that your video can't be construed as a meaningful replacement for watching the original media.
If you're discussing static art - comics, paintings, etc. - make sure to double check the copyright status on them, and keep in mind the principle of using what is needed to make a point and no more than that. If you discuss a manga or comic, be careful about simply showing whole pages unaltered on screen if it's not necessary. Show the panels or dialogue as you discuss it, but don't put whole pages or issues or chapters up on screen in sequence.
There are other tips and tricks and guidelines and hacks also, but if you're discussing any popular form of media you do have to be ready to have to fight a ton of spurious copyright claims on anything you do, especially if it gets views and becomes popular. It's a long process of filing disputes and waiting 30 days for them to get dropped before you can publish your video, it sucks.
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“Partition”
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Bada Lee x Reader
Warnings: 18+ (MDNI), oral sex, lowercase intended, bottom!bada, language, mommy kink?
Summary: the tension between you and Bada becomes too much for you to handle.
Based off “Partition” by Beyoncé
y/n has been my stylist for about three years now. whenever i have an event, a performance, or a dinner, i call her hoping she’s available to do my hair, makeup, and help me pick an outfit. today is just the same. i have a performance and i need her there with me.
“what do you want ms. bada?” she says sweetly when she answers the facetime call.
i groan, “i hate when you call me that.”
“i know that’s why i do it. what’s up baby?” i watch her move around a bit in her bed. i hate that i’m interrupting her day off.
no i don’t.
“i have a performance at seven i need my girl with me.” i say giving her my bada lee 1000 watt smile.
“just because you smile all sweet doesn’t mean i’ll give in. but because rent is due in three days i’ll come. i’ll be there around five. go wash your hair you still have glitter in it and i hate glitter.” she says before she hangs up. how rude.
two hours go by and the doorbell rings. i run to the door excitedly.
“y/n!!” i exclaim pulling her in.
“hey easy, i’m clumsy.”
“sounds like a you problem. okay so they’re sending a car to come get us in thirty minutes. i couldn’t get all the glitter out but i tried.” i say holding onto her as she takes her shoes off.
“that’s what you get for cheating on your hairstylist. i should shave your head bald.” she mumbles going to the kitchen and opening the fridge. “ugh how do you live with no food?”
“there’s oreos in the cupboard.”
“i love you.”
i smile and collect my things waiting for the car to pull up. “where’s your bag?” i ask.
“in my trunk. i didn’t feel like getting it out. i figured my bestie boo bada would get it out for me.” she smiles at me and my heart skips a beat.
“of course.” i look at the window and see the car pull up. “the car is here. you ready?”
she grabs a couple oreos and puts them in a napkin in her pocket and nods.
we load everything in the car and climb in the backseat. “i’m charging you extra for making me come out. i was comfortable in bed.”
“i’ll pay you whatever you want.” i say not even looking at her, scrolling on my phone.
“excuse me miss?” the driver says and i look up.
“yes?”
“we hit traffic, it’s going to be at least thirty minutes i’m so sorry.” he says.
“oh it’s not your fault. i’ll just let them know. what time will we make it by?”
“six thirty is what it says.”
“shit that gives me thirty minutes.”
“i’ll do your makeup in here. saves us time.” y/n says. she reaches behind our seats, being in a van it’s real easy to access the trunk, and grabs her makeup bag.
she grabs out the primer and everything else she needs. “okay.. yeah imma have to sit on your lap this ain’t gon work.” she climbs on my legs and hangs her ring light from the ceiling before she grabs me gently. i let it happen, it’s not the first time she’s been in my lap doing my makeup.
“you need to start doing your skincare routine morning and night bada. not just at night.” she mumbled rubbing primer onto my face.
i sit still as she does her job, staring at her as she concentrates and closing my eyes when needed. the light strokes of her fingers on my face sends chills down my spine as it does every single time.
then i feel her move to my lips, i part them slightly and she applies what i assume is liquid lipstick to them. she uses her thumb to clean it up and i hear her breathe in sharply. causing me to look up.
“you have pretty lips..” she mumbles.
there’s always been slight sexual tension between us since the third month of her being my stylist. there’s always tiny touches, or she’ll let her hand linger sometimes after doing my makeup or hair. i’ve seen video edits of me and her together hugged up and you can see how uncomfortably tense we are despite being extremely comfortable with each other.
i look in her eyes and hers flicker from mine to my lips. “fuck..” she whispers before pressing her lips to mine.
i grab her shirt moaning quietly into the kiss, parting my lips so she can move her tongue inside my mouth. her hands go to my hair and she pulls it slightly making me groan. “y/n we… what are we doing?”
“let me take care of you.” she whispers in my ear, “excuse me driver? can you roll up the partition please.”
his eyes flicker in the rear view mirror before he rolls up the partition and turns the music up slightly.
y/n kneels down in front of me and pulls my jogging pants off. i made it easy for her by not wearing anything under them. that was sarcasm by the way.
i suck in a breath as she runs her fingers up and down my folds spreading my juices all over me.
“y/n..” i whine quietly and she looks at me.
“do you trust me bada?” she asks, voice barely above a whisper.
i nod my head before she even finishes her sentence, “more than anything.”
she doesn’t respond, mouth going right to my clit making me moan. she flicks her tongue skillfully and i arch my back off the seats.
she pulls me closer by my thighs, licking from my hole to my clit before she shoves a finger in me. i let out another moan bracing myself against the seat. it’s been so long since i’ve had anyone touch me this way i feel like cumming now.
“y/n..” i say rolling my eyes back as she adds another finger, “fuck i’m so close mommy.” i start to pull away from her, the feeling of her tongue is too good i can’t take it much longer.
“don’t pull away from me.” she rasps slapping my clit which had me jerking in the seat. fuck she’s so rough.
“i’m sorry i’m sorry.” i repeat the two words a couple more times incoherently. “please.. please right there.” i whine as she curls her fingers against my spot. i’m seeing stars.
“cum for me bada.” she whispers flicking her tongue once again and boy i lost it.
i let out a loud whine as i came on her fingers, body shaking, back arching, hands gripping the seat of the car. i fall back and work to catch my breath.
y/n grabs a baby wipe from the trunk and gently cleans me up before helping me pull my pants back up.
i whine quietly and she pulls me to her seat and climbs on my lap before leaning my head on her chest, stroking my hair.
“you did so good for me baby.” she whispers, kissing my forehead. i hide my face in her chest still whining. i’m extremely sensitive and exhausted.
“i’m sleepy..” i mumble.
she looks out the window, “take a quick nap, we’re still stuck in traffic.” she whispers. i lay my head on her shoulder and just as i was about to shift into dream land..
“did you call me mommy?”
uh oh.
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gadriezmannsgirl · 1 year
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How Would You...? -Pedri González
Warnings: Contains a bit of suggestive themes (It's safe for everyone to read)
Summary: You and your boyfriend discuss the different kind of kisses you have
"¿Qué estás viendo, bonita?" Pedri said after hearing you laugh out loud for the fourth time in a row, pausing his video games
"La DIVAZA" You replied in between laughter "He's so funny" You wheezed, hitting your legs repeatedly as the youtuber came up with another of it's occurrences
"What's he saying that you find so funny?"
"THE WAY HE TALKS, PEPI!" You reply as best as you can, tears up in your eyes from laughing so hard.
The video ended but you were still laughing, you looked up at your boyfriend to find him looking at you with a small smile on his face
"What?" You asked calming down a bit, Pedri shook his head smiling
"Nothing. Let me see one of those videos to see what's so funny. I want to have a good laugh too" He asked turning off his console and making himself comfy in between your legs
And you spent your evenings like that, laughing your asses off until a video came up "Tipos de Besos con Caeli" (Type of Kisses with Caeli)
"I never thought I would see Pedro doing one of these kind of videos"
"¿Pedro?" You nod
"He's your twin name, Pepi" You murmur too invested on watching the video
Caeli and Pedro started introducing the video for a bit until they were ready to proceed with it and the words Primer Beso appeared on your screen
"¿Cómo diste tú primer beso?" (How was your first kiss?) Pedro had asked Caeli
"Pues... No me gustó" (Well... I didn't like it) She said making both of you giggle a bit
"Yo siento que un primer beso... Es como..." (I feel like a first kiss... Is something like...) Pedro said grabbing Caeli by her face and smashing his lips into hers
"THAT'S TOTALLY HOW A FIRST KISS SHOULDN'T GO!" Pepi replied making you laugh
"How was your first kiss then?" You asked him challenging
"It was totally normal" Pedri replied "I didn't grabbed the girls face and just smashed my lips against her roughly" You laugh "Like, it was when I was twelve and it was all awkward" You laugh once more "Yours?" Pedri had asked after some silence
"It was when I was seventeen and it was behind a tree"
"¡Hostia pero que eso suena como si fuese de película!" (Fuck, that sounds like it was taken out of a movie) He got up from your hold
"But I didn't liked it" You shook your head "Mostly because his family was spying on us, so it made me so uncomfortable" You still blushed laughing "Oh my days, I still remember his mom's face and I truly couldn't look at them in the eyes for the rest of the evening" Pedri laughed with you a little
"You remember our first kiss?" He asked
"Of course I do" You smiled "We were so nervous but we so wanted it" He nodded several times with a light smile "I even did the first move" You made fun of him
"You did it because I was too scared to fuck it up!"
"Come here and just gimme another of those kisses" You pucker your lips and Pedri didn't waste any time on joining his with yours
"C'mon, let's keep on seeing this, I wanna know what other crazy first kisses does this guy have" You laugh pressing play again
Beso Francés appeared on the screen
"¿Me das un beso francés?" (Give me a french kiss?) Pedri asked
"Are you just going to want to do or talk of all of the kisses they do?" You ask laughing as Pedri nodded
"I wanna know how we do them"
"But we already do them"
"Uncounsciously" You laugh shaking your head but still leaning towards him and gave him a proper french kiss. Your mouths moving in synchrony, your tongues meeting each other, slow and full of passion.
The hand that wasn't holding your phone was on his neck as one of his was on your waist and the other one on your thigh
Pedri's lips eventually started to trail down your neck, you were lost in your boyfriend's touches and kisses until you almost let the device fall from your hand, bringing you back to the world
"It was just a kiss, campeón" You breathed out, grabbing him by the jaw and leave one peck on his lips
"Got too excited, sorry" You smiled pressing play once more "Do we smile as we kiss?" Pedri asked you watching another kiss, la Divaza had suggested
"A lot of times, yeah" You nod smiling remembering that you shared one of those waking up in the morning
"We're just happy with each other, then" Pedri concluyed as you giggled
"We are"
Beso de 3
"We have never had one of those and we never will, thank you; next" Pedri said quickly making you laugh
Pedri didn't like sharing and neither did you. And you liked your kisses to stay in between just you two
Beso Agresivo
"I don't think we have-"
"Shut your mouth, González" You said cutting hiim off "Whenever you lose matches or whenever any of us is angry we have those"
"And they always end up in something extremely good" He winked at you causing you to blush
You couldn't lie. They did.
Beso Coreano
"What the hell is a Korean Kiss?" Pedri asked you extremely confused, his face making you smile
"I think it's what we call a peck" You said
"Ah, pues entonces tenemos muchos de esos, ¿no?" (Ah, well, then we have a lot of those then, don't we?) Pedri asked as you smiled. To answer him you pecked his lips twice. "¿Viste?" (See?) You laughed
Beso de Película
"Like... With the saliva all over our faces and eating our faces off?" He said out of nowhere
"¡PEDRO!" You exploded from laughter
"But is that the one, right?" He asked laughing as you nod
"Something like that"
"We don't do that one so much. But we should"
"No" You whine "It's a bit messy"
"But you like messy kisses too... Come here" He said puckering his lips
"No" You shook your head
"We do have that, not so much, only when we're in another vibe feeling... You get me amor?" He smirked at you as you nod agreeing
"Estás loco, chico" (You're crazy, boy)
Beso Tierno con Lengua
"How do you have a cute kiss with tongue at the same time?" Pepi asked you "I have never had that" You giggled
"Neither have I, amor. It's either cute or messy, one out of two" Pedri nodded
"We should try it"
"Not right now, tho"
"Why not?!" He complained in a pitch tone
"You're getting too many kisses!"
"Well, I'm your boyfriend I'm suppossed to get all the kisses I want!" You shushed him and pressed play
At this very moment you weren't watching La Divaza or Caelil, you weren't paying attention to what they did, you guys were just wanting to know the different kind of kisses and if you have done it or not
Beso de Cuello
"Pfff!" Pedro huffed when he read the title "Todo el tiempo" (All the time) you blushed "I just gave you one some minutes ago"
"I love when you give me neck kisses" You admitted shyly
"I know! That's why I do them!" You cover your face a little as Pedri pushed your hands down "I also love kissing your neck, I love the feeling it gets on you" You looked at him and kissed his neck making him laugh "I also love you kissing my neck"
"You love every kind of kiss"
"¡Que no puedes culparme! ¡Amo los besos de mi novia!" (You can't blame me! I love my girlfriend's kisses!) He says throwing his hands up a bit as you laugh grabbing his grey shirt and pulling him into your side once more
Beso Mañanero
"We just kiss, we don't do that shit with our mouths" You laughed silently agreeing with him
Why would someone kiss like that in the mornings? Morning kisses were lazy, a few pecks and stuff not with pursed lips
Beso 50 Sombras
"That's heated kiss... And everytime we do it, we end up in between the sheets" You said as he nods
"Or the couch, or the kitchen counter, or my car's backseat and many more places" You laugh lightly
"Mostly happens when you're jealous tho"
"Or we're horny"
"¡Pedro!" He laughs
"But out of all, what's your favorite kiss that we do?" Pepi asked you as you hum a bit, you felt his lips on yours quickly
"You thief!" He laughs "Yours is definitely stealing kisses from me!" He laughs blushing "I love every kiss with you but my favorite one has to be the morning kisses, when we're just lazying around and not taking a single care of the world" You heard Pedri nod humming "Yours?"
"I don't have a favorite. Because I love all of our kisses, because it's the love of my life I'm kissing"
"¡Ay, Pedro!" You launched yourself at him, giving him all those kisses he wanted to share with you
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criceofpain · 2 years
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cat-eyed | park jongseong
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summary: you loved the makeup looks jay were getting from his stylist so you had to do one to him yourself... before he takes things to another level.
pairing: idol!jay x fem!reader
genre: smut, fluff
word count: 2417
warnings: mentions of natural phenomena (storms/typhoon), cunnilingus, vaginal penetration, usage of pet names, minimal impact play
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Park Jongseong had the most beautiful eyes in the whole planet.
At least that’s what you think. You had a strange affinity for those beautiful brown orbs ever since you’ve seen them up close. The way his eyelids perfectly gave them their shape, and the way his eyelashes fluttered whenever he stared at you or something else had made them a wonderful pair you swore you wouldn’t get enough of. It was your most favorite part of his whole face.
As much as you love seeing them bare and puffy whenever you wake up beside him, you loved–no, adored them with accessories and adornments of any kind. His signature sunglasses and brushed-back hair look was your greatest waterloo, not to mention his smokey eye makeup everytime he goes onstage for music show performances. They made him look like he was a different person–someone so alluring yet dangerous as if he was Medusa turning Engenes into stone statues if he stares at them long enough.
With these thoughts came the idea of his stylist noonas doing all of these eye looks for him–them dabbing their fingers all over his face, and you couldn’t help but sometimes wish you were a stylist yourself. It’d give you more time to spend with your busy man, maybe go on quick dates without having to think about privacy. Unfortunately, everyone’s eyes are on him and his members, so you’d often spend time alone. 
Now, you and Jay are both huddled up in your bunk bed after his music video shooting, the very spot being his retreat whenever he finds himself at the peak of exhaustion. Your hands are on his hair while his arms are snugly wrapped around your waist–just the perfect sleeping position on a rainy afternoon.
“Jjong.” you mutter, looking over your shoulder to see if he was asleep or not.
“Yeah?” he immediately responds, letting you know that he was awake for a while. “Need help with something, Y/N?”
“Let me put makeup on you.”
He blinks at you, taken aback by the sudden statement. “Suddenly?”
You toss slowly to face him, giving him a gentle kiss on the tip of his nose. “I've been wanting to work on my eyeshadow skills, love. You've got such beautiful eyes to put some colors on.”
Flustered, he bites the inside of his cheek, trying to hold back a chuckle or a smile. He never knew you loved his eyes so much. “I appreciate that, sweetheart, but what's all this for?”
You shake your head. “This rainy weather is seriously weighing me down and I could use some activity at home. Would you like to be my model, Mr. Park?”
“Damn, princess.” he mumbles, cupping your cheeks with his hands and squishing them. “As long as it doesn't require aegyo, I'm in.”
You squeal, rushing to grab your makeup bag after pulling away from your boyfriend’s hold. He stares at you with amusement as you lay out your brushes, slightly intimidated at the same time because of how much you were bringing out in the tiny bag.
“Okay, we've got our blending brushes over here… some highlight brushes… more brushes for the smokey eye because I'm a hoe for that look—”
“Ooh, Y/N’s gonna go all stylist noona on me now, huh?” he teases, scooting closer as you clip his hair away from his face. “I'd love to see you try.”
“Come on, Jay! You know I love the smokey eyes on you.” you protest as you gently dab some primer on his lids. “Makes you look like a sexy black cat.”
“I'm allergic to kittens.” he replies, and you can imagine him rolling his eyes through his eyelids.
“What does that have to do with anything?” you reply whimsically, proceeding to put some brown eyeshadow on him. “You're so fucking handsome right now.”
“Oh, yeah? Am I?”
“Mm-hmm.” you nod. “Now will you open your eyes for me, love? Wanna see how it looks so far.”
He obliges, slowly lifting his eyelids only to be welcomed by a sight that causes his jaw to slightly drop.
You were looking doe-eyed at him, lips slightly parted, cleavage peeking out of your neckline, and ass jutted out. He instinctively gulps, trying to hold back a groan and stop a potential hard-on to form a tent in his sweatpants. On the other hand, your clueless self ponders whether or not you've achieved the eye look you were going for. 
“Nah, not quite yet.” you mutter, clicking your tongue after. “Close them back, please?”
He sighs in defeat, lowering his eyelids so you can continue with the final adjustments. I could've stared at her for a little longer. “Are we there yet?”
“Almost,” you answer, slowly climbing up to his lap for a better view of his eyes. “Stay still for me, yeah?”
Fuck, did she just climb on my lap? Jay sucks in a breath as he fights to move a muscle. He didn't want to ruin whatever masterpiece you were making; he didn't want to pop a boner at the wrong time, either. The fact that your breasts were slightly squished against his chest didn't help, most of all. He was doomed.
“And we're done!” you chirp, causing him to open his eyes. “You wanna take a look?”
“Definitely.” I definitely want to pin you against this fucking mattress right now. “Show me.”
You tilt your mirror to the perfect angle so he can see the final product. In awe, he lets out a chuckle. That sound alone was enough to tell you that you did a good job. You loved this man so much.
“Fuck, that looks so Future Perfect, babes!” he comments, discreetly gazing at your figure through the reflection of the mirror. “I think I'm ready to perform with my muscles out now.”
Flattered, you plant a kiss on his chapped lips. “I'm glad you liked it, but we gotta do something about those lips. They're as dry as the Sahara.”
He doesn't say a word as you grab a lip balm from your bag, but flinches upon hearing the lid pop open. He silently watches as you aim the balm to his plump pair, taking you aback as he grabs your wrist, therefore stopping you in your tracks.
“I don't want anything on my lips except your lips, Y/N.” he says firmly, “Kiss me instead.”
“Oh–” 
He cuts you off with a soft press of his lips against yours, slowly progressing into slow, open-mouthed kisses as he goes. You respond with a low hum as he runs a hand down the dip of your spine, all while grabbing the balm away from your hold. With your hands making their way to his hair, you deepen the kiss as you finally figure out what he's up to.
“Mmm…” you mewl softly, pulling away from his kiss with a pop. You spare a few seconds to stare at your work of art, and you swear you could've creamed your panties then and there–it felt like you were making out with the Jay of ENHYPEN in the backrooms of Music Bank right now. “It's exactly what I had in mind.”
“Is it?” he grins slyly, tracing circles along the supple skin of your stomach and eventually pulling off your top. “Oh, baby, I think I need to warm us up. It's getting cold outside.”
“Please, Jay…” you beg as he deftly unclips your bra, latching his mouth on your hard nipple. “I'm not gonna be able to touch you for days.”
He pins you down the mattress, hands above your head. A chuckle leaves his lips as he feels your hips squirming against his boner. “Let's make this count, then.”
The sound of the heavily pouring rain accompanies that of Jay's wet lips against your skin. He wastes no time traveling down south, licking and sucking on your stomach and thighs. A shaky breath leaves your lips as you feel his hand slowly tug down on your panties. 
“Fuck.” he almost feels himself drooling at the sight of the wetness that was pooling in your panties. “Already?”
You groan out, not wanting your boyfriend to drag on and tease. “Can you blame me? It was your fault for being so hot—ah!”
You look down to see his tongue already latched on your clit, fingers slowly prodding in your pussy. His siren eyes stare straight at yours, making you involuntarily clench as he strokes you roughly. A string of moans leave your mouth as he moves his tongue and fingers in various ways–incoherent mumbles of pleasure and excitement.
“I take it I'm doing this just right, hmm?” he teases just before he fully sucks on your clit.
“Ah! Fuck… more…” you cry out, squelching sounds filling your ears. 
He happily obliges, intensifying his actions that were to eventually lead to your first orgasm of the night. You instinctively clench your legs around either side of his head, which he secures with his strong arms. Heck. His biceps felt like steel enclosed in velvet against your thighs, and the way they were flexing didn't help with your already fucked-out self.
“Wanna cum…” you whine out between shallow breaths, feeling the knot inside you wait to let loose. “Pretty please, love… m’gonna cum!”
“Right, cum all over this face, baby doll.” he replies, rubbing the wetness from his fingers onto your clit. “Let it go, c’mon.”
With a final stroke of his thumb against your clit, you release all over his face and he hastily laps up your juices clean. You take another look at his face. With sweat glistening on his forehead, lips tucked up in a lopsided smirk, and eyes brimming with hunger and lust, he was all ready to make you his and only his for the night.
“You're a stunner from up here,” he comments, eyeing your naked body up and down as he pulls his sweatpants away, cock springing out of its confines. He then leans down to prop an elbow on either side of your head and gives your lips a messy peck. “My pretty little baby… are you sure you're ready for me?”
You confidently nod as you feel him coating his whole shaft with your wetness, to which he lets out a small chuckle. “I want all of you, my Jay.”
With that, he effortlessly slides himself inside your pussy, stretching and filling you to the hilt. Your hands latch onto his shoulders, moaning out his name as he hits your most sensitive spot.
“Ah… mmm… this feels like our first time.” you whimper as he gets himself moving on top of you. “So fucking good…”
“I know how much you like it rough, darling.” he whispers teasingly, leaving harsh hickeys along your neck as his thrust gradually picks up its pace. “So much, yeah?”
“So much—ah!”
He cuts you off with a series of hard, heavy thrusts. “Use your words properly, baby.” Thrust. “I wanna know what my baby wants.”
“Ha… want it rough and hard, love.”
“Good.” he coos, the telltale action of him swinging your legs over his shoulders making your heart race. “Just tell me when I have to stop and I'll do so. No buts and ifs.”
He proceeds to ram himself inside you, not caring whether your screams were waking up the neighbors next door or his phone was restless with missed calls and messages coming from his manager. It was just him, you, and the heat of the moment.
You can feel every inch of him as he goes balls deep inside you, and you're desperately holding onto the sheets of your bed in hopes to keep yourself steady, but to no avail. Your boyfriend doesn't look like he's slowing down at any time as a heavy hand lands on your ass cheeks with a sting.
The storm grows stronger as your climax approaches nearer. Jay’s hips snap fast and hard against yours and the way his hands were moving all over your body made it even better. The way your eyes rolled back to your head as he tweaked the position a bit has him going haywire.
“Fuck, you're so tight around me.” he sighs on your ear, thumb rubbing your clit as he drives himself deeper and harder. “You missed my cock that much, huh?”
You nod in response. “I can't believe I won't be seeing you for another week.” you grumble, back arching as he hits your sensitive spot again.
“I know, I know,” he replies, his free hand groping your breast harshly. “Let me make it better for now, yeah? Cum all over me like the good girl you are.”
“Ah—yes! Almost there, please!” you almost scream out as the sensations of his cock inside you and his hands on the most sensitive parts of your body send you into a state of euphoria.
With a final thrust, Jay triggers your orgasm which also triggers his shortly after. He mumbles a quick “I love you” as he feels your legs shake against his body, feeling a little lightheaded after all the work he has done.
“I love you more.” you say in between pants as he pulls out and lays you flat on the bed. “Ah, that feels a lot better.”
“I'm happy it does.” he replies, cleaning you up with a towel he found somewhere in your bed. “You want a shower?”
You roll your eyes at him. “Just promise me you won't put me in standing O’s or something. We gotta clean up. I feel sticky.”
“Alright, princess.” he chuckles, scooping you up from the bed and into the showers.
“Will you be gone by the time I wake up?”
“No, you won't be waking up alone tomorrow morning.” he mumbles, tucking you in your blanket as he kisses your forehead. “I'll make you breakfast.”
“Promise?”
He nods. “Yeah, I promise.” Peck. “Oh, and about the eyes?”
You look up at him, noticing how he still has the makeup on. “Mm-hmm, what about ‘em?”
“I don't think I can have them in any other way.”
You giggle, kissing his eyelids one last time before finally letting slumber take over the both of you. He puts you back in the same position as you were in an hour ago—snuggled up enough to keep each other warm on a rainy afternoon.
The privilege of looking at his beautiful eyes before you close your eyes to sleep was yours, and you're happy it is.
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a/n: YAYYYYYY finally a fic! this was heavily inspired by jay's stage makeup (which i'm a hoe for) and how those colors in his eyes turn him into a different person onstage (peep the photo i used) 👀 this is for all the jay hoes AND for the current non-jay hoes who are currently swerving from lane to lane. mwah.
NSFW TAGLIST [OPEN]: @thots4hee @jaylaxies @ddeonuism @jojayke @vernonluvs @puphee @hee-pster @heeshalo @forjongseong (send an ask or a dm to be added!)
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hey, how'd you learn how to do your makeup? i'm kind of a novice over here
Hey!! So I learned via a lot of methods - tips from friends, videos, googling. It's hard for me to remember a lot of my sources over the years. That being said, I'm going to try to link the ones I know help the most.
The Pretty Fix - this channel hasn't updated in a while but has a lot of tutorials designed to be trans-inclusive and beginner friendly. It's a great resource for just starting out and for understanding a lot of basic techniques and things to keep in mind without it being overwhelming or throwing too many product types at you.
How to Apply Eyeshadow PERFECTLY (beginner friendly hacks) by AlexandrasGirlyTalk - This video is short and simple and yet probably the most effective one I've seen when it comes to breaking down eyeshadow. I still haven't fully 100% mastered doing eyeshadow, but I feel a lot more confident with it after watching this a few times.
Dude, eyeliner changes your whole face by Alexandra Anele - Another good technique and theory video that helps a lot when trying to figure out eyeliner, which IMO is the hardest part of trying to do eye make up and something I'm only starting to feel good with as of this year
NEW Updated 2021 E-Girl Makeup Tutorial! by hannah owo - This one might seem silly at first glance because, y'know, E-girl, but honestly this is one of the most helpful makeup tutorials I've found and has drastically affected how I've done my makeup. What makes this one so good and helpful IMO is that unlike a lot of other makeup tutorials you can find, this one uses a lot of drugstore and bargain brands (at one point it recommends using a Crayola marker to create freckles) and shows the ways one can make a super elaborate look using a surprisingly small amount of products.
FACE BASICS: Hide Facial Hair (using Makeup!) Part 2: Makeup by David K Davey - I don't really do a lot of this anymore (I used to go way overboard on covering that area early in transition lol) but for those worried about beard shadow or discoloration in that area, this helps teach how to be cover that up and the colour theory behind it. Mastering this can be a godsend.
Those are the main links I can think of right now! For someone still getting in, my best advice is to get the basic tools you'll need - primer, concealer, foundation, eyeliner, mascara, blush - as well as a sponge or brush kit and play around with them, using tutorials and googling every time you think you come into an issue. Then you can start looking at more advanced things like contours and eye shadows, and the good thing about eye shadows is that most palettes have a bunch of videos online of people doing various looks and tutorials with them, meaning if you find yourself stuck, you're almost always guaranteed to find something you can use as a reference.
Makeup is hard and I still don't feel like I have a perfect understanding of it, but it can be quite fun once you find a set up you like and start getting comfortable enough to experiment with new looks and products! I hope this could help at all and I wish you the best of luck going forward!
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Having just found your page I was wondering if you had an order to where I should start watching/listening?
Well sweetie, I meant to answer this sooner, but really there is little need to consider a specific order for what I have released so far. Each of my files have been standalone pieces.
The order of their release is more or less what I would recommend, though "Time to Obey" is a bit of an outlier in that it was originally written for one of my most devoted subs. So it has a somewhat different level of intensity, thematically speaking. Anyway, here is their order of release at least, the first one being more of just a video sample session. But it may serve as a sort of primer for helping you go into trance for me.
1- Love to Obey
2- Time to Obey
3- Here to Obey
4- Made to Obey
5- Happy to Obey Again, there is no wrong or right order for these as of yet. I'll probably be working on more for the "To Obey" series soon though. At this point I'd imagine they will continue to be standalone files with no specific order recommendations. Hope this helps! 😘
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(Edit: updated this post to add My latest release Happy to Obey)
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Some snippets of interest and insight from Mark Darrah, from a Mark Darrah on Games YouTube video where he is livestreaming playing Dragon Age II -
On Dragon Age: Dreadwolf and sort've like, the franchise in general:
A comment in chat asked "What do you think about the recent DA:D leaks?" Mark replied that he doesn't really think that there is much in those leaks.
A comment in chat mentioned the possible 2 companions setup from the leaks. Mark said "honestly, I think the 2 companions is probably better for storytelling than 3, because you're able to have a more consistent banter setup, as opposed to having someone [else] there just hanging on".
Chat asked if he was worried about the quality of writing in DA:D. He replied "I'm not worried about the quality of writing in Dreadwolf at all, no".
Chat asked "What are your thoughts on the Dreadwolf leaks as far as the Dragon Age gameplay moving towards hack'n'slack vs cRPG?" He said that DAII and DA:I are both action RPGs, it's just that what action RPGs are has changed over the last while. He said he thinks DA:D is continuing to try to be an action RPG, and that "I don't think they're trying to be God of War, in spite of what the rumors say. Though if you're making an action RPG these days you have to at least be influenced by God of War. Dragon Age has always had to be, it's always been in this problem of not being able to be itself within EA, so it's always having to change."
Chat asked "Why God of War, and not, say, Dragon's Dogma?" Mark explained that when looking for previous other games as comparison points/inspiration points etc, devs have to be careful not to go too far back into the past (& that Dragon's Dogma is a great game, but from quite a while ago now).
When talking about primer and detonator tactics like grease and fireball, he observed that the series generally has been moving away from this type of tactics. Grease/fireball for instance requires a certain degree of targeting that he thinks is a bit impractical, but things like mana clash are things which could continue to exist.
Red Hawke-style options in terms of metrics are the least picked by players, same as Renegade options in Mass Effect. (while Blue Hawke is likely the most chosen) They're there to simply be there more than they are to be the most-picked choice. There could be an opportunity here for devs to spend less resources in development on evil or mean choices in future, but they still need to be there.
Varric is pretty much the only true non-quantum companion from DA:I. Mark noted that if a character's quantum state isn't dead/not dead but is rather recruited/not recruited, they can always write it such that the character survived. (He also mentioned as an example that Isabela's quantum "collapsed" and was "undone" in DA:I).
He also mentioned that he will probably do livestreams playing DA:D as he has done with DA:O and is doing with DAII, but thinks it's unlikely that he will be done with streaming DA:I by then, so at that point he'll likely set DA:I aside, do DA:D and then come back to DA:I.
On Dragon Age: Absolution:
Chat asked what he thought about Meredith coming back in the show. "I don't have a problem with Meredith coming back because as revealed, it looks like she's basically almost entirely embedded in red lyrium or maybe is some kind of lyrium ghost, so I think it's certainly beyond plausible."
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He also talked more generally about DAII and the previous games in general. These bits are collected under a cut due to length:
Regarding DAII's overkill, he said that the goal of DAII is to make the game "look like something", as DA:O doesn't really "look like something". The overpowered, Varric-embellished introduction to the game anchors this
Cassandra's hair isn't supposed to seem light-colored during the Varric interrogation sequence, this was probably a lighting issue
He commented that he feels Varric's voice has changed quite a bit from DAII to DA:I
Mages are super overpowered in DA:O in a very D&D way
DA:O is more difficult on PC than on consoles. He doesn't think this is the case for DAII and DA:I though
DA:O was trying to be a spiritual successor to Baldur's Gate (at least, that's what was said out loud). But Neverwinter Nights snuck in there a few times as DA:O bounced in and out of Multiplayer. So DA:O has some fingerprints on it which look like NWN. Also, it was originally built using some of its code, which ended up in the engine, Aurora
In the MET, because it's a trilogy and Shepard is the PC in each game, every single choice you made still mattered going forwards, whereas with DA, a lot of the more personal choices can be washed away game to game. That's an advantage in terms of responding to choices (as devs can set aside what they want to set aside, whereas ME3 was really bogged down by the weight of 2 games of previous choices)
On Flemeth's appearance in DAII, as a voice actor Kate was really "chewing the scenery" there and allowed to do so (to chew the scenery means to play a role in a very energetic, emotional or dramatic way); it got too expensive with Orange is the New Black to keep Kate in a big role going fowards
The slave statues at the entrance to Kirkwall are huge and probably magic
He mentioned that he thought Freddie Prinze Jr. was awesome as he was one of the most active voice actors that they had in terms of talking about his experience and how much he loved it
A comment in chat said "I just wish we had black stones in Kirkwall. any reason they made the stone white in this media only? books, animation, and codex say it's a pitch black stone city" and he explained that this is because black is almost incredibly hard to do in this engine, and that pitch black is not a good choice for level art in a video game
Chat asked "Do you feel DAII was too narratively ambitious at the start?" and Mark replied "Yeah probably, the writers have always had some difficulty keeping their ambitions in check"
Chat asked "Was it known since DA:O what Flemeth's story was?" and he replied that he thinks they always knew Flemeth was Mythal, but can't remember for sure
DAII is the most character-focused game, partially because during its development everything else had to get stripped away, but also because it laid the seeds of the devs finally admitting what BioWare are about
Chat asked "Was it ever discussed, bringing a Warden Hawke sibling to Nightmare in DA:I?" He said that he thinks it was discussed but the problem of bringing in the Warden sibling is that only one of them is alive, so they would have been dealing with quantum. They already were dealing with quantum, so they could have brought them, but only a small group of people would have the attachment to each character, because half of people would care about one and half about the other
Chat asked "Was DA:O or DA:I considered more of a success by BioWare?" DA:I sold better and has more awards, but it's hard to be down on DA:O as it was the first game and set up the IP
He feels that in a weird way, DA kind of ends up being in a similar weird place as Star Wars, in that the trilogy a fan likes best is often the one they saw when they were a child. There are people for whom Clone Wars is the pinnacle of SW, and people for whom the prequels are. Similarly, with DA, the one a player got introduced to first is often their favorite one
Mark mentioned that they probably switched to Welsh accents for Dalish elves in DAII because they liked how the accent sounded. The dwarves were always intended to sound American
Were he to remaster DA:I he'd like to push the Power requirements down a bit, so that players can go through the gates to the main storyline pieces quicker
He discussed a bit around remakes vs remasters in the context of things that have aged badly (in terms of what's politically/socially acceptable now and what isn't, compared to back then) and said that if you remake a game, you have to re-address those issue, whereas with a remaster you get away with not doing so
If they were to remake/remaster DAII they would probably only do it because they were remaking/remastering DA:O
A comment in chat said "hear me out, a VR remake of DA:O" and he replied that VR still remains pretty niche, and that making VR work well requires a certain smoothness that is missing from DA:O
(pls note that in places there is a bit of paraphrasing of the info, the best source is always the primary source with full quotes in their original context)
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Dragon's Dogma Primer + Tips
I've been spending tons of time with Dragon's Dogma 2. I loved the first game and was shocked they chose to make a sequel. Legitimately Dragon's Dogma is like, the only franchise that actually has the power to make me genuinely enjoy video games again like when I was a kid.
I also noticed that a lot of people new to the franchise have picked it up this time around and are bumping their heads against it, which is great! Now I'll actually have people to talk to about Dragon's Dogma :')
I wanted to write a little primer and 'beginners tips' to help people learn how to approach the series. Here's some pointers:
Dragon's Dogma gets a lot of comparisons to Dark Souls. I wouldn't say it's because it's a hard game, but it does expect you to approach it on its own terms and won't make many concessions to you if you try to fight it.
DD is a management game masquerading as an open-world RPG. What it expects of you is to move slowly and take your time. It wants you to plan your journey, anticipate challenges, pace yourself, and prepare accordingly. You'll find much less friction if you keep this in mind.
'Fast Travel' as a concept is hard to come by in DD, and you will find yourself walking most places. The ability to instantly teleport yourself anywhere is limited to Ferrystones and Portcrystals, which are both in very limited supply. DD2 has Oxcarts from major settlements, but these are also imperfect by-design as they are time-dependent and prone to attacks, which may leave you stranded. Remember: DD is by and large about preparation and long journeys. Try shortening your routes by exploring for shortcuts, or treating every trip like an opportunity to explore a new area on the way.
DD LOVES rare and consumable items. Some of the best and most useful items in the game are often unique and can only be used once or in a limited capacity. This helps make the items feel more exclusive, while also encouraging you to be doubly sure of your intention before using them. If an item seems like it could be rare, it probably is.
Explore everywhere. In my opinion, DD's level design is unmatched in terms of open-world games. There are things hidden absolutely everywhere in every nook and cranny. If you comb every location you will constantly find new things, and it goes out of its way to ensure exploration is rewarded. I don't think any video game does open world exploration quite as good as DD does.
The quest design is cryptic (and often questionable) and likes to challenge you. The game will say 'find [x] item' and not tell you where it is. Sometimes pawn knowledge may help, but expect to find it through exploring the world and digging around hidden corners. While some quests let you know where to go, don't always expect it.
Some side quests are gated by story progression and will become locked off when advancing the story. Make sure you finish all your side quests before advancing the story!
Don't jump in and accept every quest you see, as some quests are timed and some quests require a lot of preparation. For example, in DD1 escort quests involved escorting someone across the whole world. Read a quest carefully and know the terms before accepting it.
Timed quests are a thing, and usually act as a way to keep you on your toes and force you to prove your ability to adapt to changing circumstances. Expect to receive timed quests at any given moment, and adapt accordingly. They can be stressful.
New Game + is a major part of the game in the DD franchise. Things will happen in the game that will block you out of content. You will fail quests, make choices that block future content, consume items you didn't mean to, etc. NG+ is where you get to experience these all again, so don't worry too much if you weren't able to do it the first time around.
Per above, I personally avoid Googling stuff about the game or quests before doing them. Usually there are things you are going to miss, and reading about them sometimes feels worse than just discovering them later does!
There are two types of saves: "Hard" saves which occur when sleeping at an inn, and "Soft" saves done manually or via auto-save. Sometimes it's prudent to rest at an Inn before attempting major quest beats in case something goes awry.
DD loves consequences for your actions, and while every NPC in the game can be killed it is rarely ever worth it. In DD1, killing an NPC means they're gone forever, which can lock you out of new quests or progression and rewards related to that character. In DD2 there are resources costs to resurrect someone, which mitigates it slightly but still makes it not worth it.
'Forgeries' are a very cool mechanic that allow you to pay an NPC to make a copy of an item. The copy usually just looks identical, but this often allows you to keep quest items for yourself and turn in the forgery to a quest NPC. As with anything else, sometimes this may have future consequences!
Without spoiling anything: DD loves to radically change the open world. Watch out!
The Vocation system is worth exploring. For a cheap fee you can try out every class and find what works best for you, so if you start as a Fighter and hate being a Fighter you're never locked into it.
Levelling a vocation allows you to unlock passive abilities called 'augments' that can carry over between classes, and can help build your favourite vocation further.
Some Vocations have mobility skills (Levitate and Double-Vault). If you like exploring everywhere these are absolutely essential because they let you reach places some classes cannot.
Combining materials makes new items. Experiment to find new recipes.
In DD1 combining items often makes them heavier. In DD2 combining items often makes them lighter.
Every character in the game has an 'affinity' towards you, that changes with how you treat them. This has implications.
Anyway I'm just glad people are finally playing and talking about the franchise. Hope you have fun! :)
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meat-wentz · 1 year
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FOB LORE POST Pt. 2
this one is mainly links, plus resources at the end for more in depth dives.
some cool pre-fob/outside fob links:
arma angelus livejournal
where sleeplessness is rest from nightmares (arma album playlist, heychris is working at the moment to get these on spotify)
the grave end of the shovel (arma EP)
last arma show
first novena show (pre-arma arma angelus)
racetraitor "broken dust" ft. a young pete and a young andy
another one
racetraitor 2019
racetraitor 2022
interview with mani mostofi 2018
now some general lore, i'll bold the ones that are referenced most often:
"The Story" 2004 (from My Heart Will Always Be the B-Side to My Tongue dvd)
"Cutting Room Floor" (LOTS of classic moments in this, joe sleeping in a cage, patrick drinking garlic butter, dunking his head in a pool, getting nervous and shaking pete's hand, etc)
extra bits sorry this literally opens with a dirty toilet
the story behind the album cover (patrick, joe and pete all lived in a shitty apartment together, where the cover of tttyg was shot on their broken couch, i promise this link is so much more informative these are just the basics)
take this to your apartment pt. 1 (fall out boy return to the apartment)
take this to your apartment pt. 2
a little reflection on the van accident
notes between patrick and joe (resolution by pete)
patrick in high school
first interview
HALLOWEEN 2003 (THE PRIEST SHOW)
the hollister show (includes pete jumping off the roof with an umbrella, van tour, andy "what's goin' on guys" which is important TO ME)
2003 acoustic set (IMPORTANT TO ME)
the hollister show pt. 2 (the show, which is fucking insane, sweater, shorts and black socks mention, borders mention, patrick drinking half a bottle of tobasco, pete getting tazed, first ??? mention of jason which will be expanded upon later)
i'm not putting release the bats lmao that's your job, warning it's gross, it's a will-tester for sure.
but you do get bedussey, it's like, on the syllabus. there will be a test.
FOBR bio during futct
the jason interview
patrick and pete interview for the documentary bastards of young (2005)
behind the scenes AOL
TRL debut
nintendo ds makes me forget that i don't have any friends
mtv vma performance of sugar (iconic because of the uniforms)
mtv2 video awards arrival
mtv2 win
warped diary (fob did warped in a fucking van, which is hardcore af)
behind the scenes sugar we're going down
behind the scenes dance dance
behind the scenes a little less 16 candles
fuse rock star guide (IMPORTANT TO ME)
you look good in everything honey
behind the scenes live in phoenix
don't google yourself
you look like the unabomber
wind power
fall out boy gets uncomfortable
pete's do's and don'ts for valentine's day
moustachette
world's most in depth interview
gabe bothering patrick with socks and sandals
piss roulette
IMPORTANT PATRICK VIDEO TO ME (black clouds and underdogs tour)
gay above the belt
it's not a hot girl
the backpack
mark hoppus shaves pete's head (death of emo)
drum battle and this view of patrick
andy drum solo (live in phoenix)
thanks pete
boys of zummer
happy paintings
coffee's for closers dance
YBC commentary by patrick and pete
family feud
just a few reading extras because i'm tired and i've worked on this for so long i'm going crosseyed:
pete/patrick huge primer
interviews
what a catch donnie songfacts page
in defense of folie a deux
(btw patrick does a different song every intro for i hate myself, also it's very healing please listen to all 6 episodes)
Loud and Sad Radio (pete podcast)
@stumpomatic-blog and @fobomatic-blog are both archival projects to document the band
here's a giant video vault
peachy.stump on instagram, invaluable resource for updates, throwbacks and all the little tidbits you could want.
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gascon-en-exil · 3 months
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A Primer on Actual (SFW-ish) Male Fanservice
Has this ever happened to you? You're making a social media post or video or whatever about Fire Emblem Heroes, and you point out that a primary feature of the game is its unrelenting torrent of horny-just-verging-on-explicit female character designs: the physics-defying bras, the impossibly-contorted boobs-and-butt poses, upskirts and camel toes galore, strategically-placed rips in damaged art, the odd foot focus here and there, etc.
You're making a good case - not that it's hard, IS is not subtle about any of this - but then someone comes along and leaves a comment to the effect of "but the summer banners have shirtless men! Checkmate, loser."
This post aims to counter that, to demonstrate that genuine male fanservice on par with what FEH does with its female characters looks very, very different and amounts to much more than just muscular guys with their shirts off. To do so, I'm going to have to pull example art from pretty much the only video game subgenre that can be relied upon to deliver here: sexually explicit gay dating sims. We're going to be looking at how these games frame the male body, and what sexualized (partial) male nudity really looks like outside of the aspirational power fantasy lens adopted by most mainstream, straight-male directed media including FEH.
Of course, I'm gay myself, and I can anticipate the rebuttal to this rebuttal - that women, allegedly, do not eroticize the body in the same way as men...unless they're dirty fujoshi in which case their opinions can be immediately discarded. I leave it to any women reading this to have fun unpacking that nonsense.
(It must be noted that, while the games I'm pulling these images from are all explicit, I've gone out of my way to select art that would theoretically fall within what seem to be the content guidelines of FEH: no exposed genitals or bare butts. I'm labeling this post SFW-ish all the same though, so use your discretion when viewing.)
Let's start with something simple and softcore from Coming Out on Top.
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This is a variant on a popular mild fanservice image: a guy lifts his shirt, exposing his belly (and possibly stomach hair). In context this is also intended to convey vulnerability, as the character is drunk and struggling to undress. Also noteworthy is that the framing here is explicit with the MC in the shot.
Continuing with the softer stuff, here's one from clicker game Blush Blush.
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This game has a bunch of technically SFW options to choose from, but I went with this for two reasons. One, it's an example of how shirtless men can be eroticized without being excessively muscular; two, it's a goofy holiday pic that teases with the strategically-placed candy cane and the allusion to the "Dick in a Box" Saturday Night Live song. The NSFW variation of this image goes full throttle with that idea.
From All Men Are Pigs:
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I really wanted to include something from this game as its art style stands out quite a bit in contrast to many of the others here, although unfortunately some of the best examples break the rule. Here in a rare (for these games) non-sexual action pose, the character is performing a ballet routine on a stripper pole in a gay bar: a campy concept that works fairly well in context and that explicitly calls attention to the character as an eroticized object. He is, however, consenting to the in-universe ogling, and as he's elsewhere revealed to have experience with sex work it's understood that he knows the value of showing off his body. Call that something you'd never hear a character express in FEH...except someone like Camilla, perhaps?
Let's get a little spicier with a pair from Full Service.
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This may be the tamest of the swimwear outfits seen in the game's beach episode, but I wanted something that would compare to the summer banner designs of FEH's male characters. Even so, note the pose: reclining, legs slightly open, displaying a single nipple. This guy is the biggest bottom in the game's cast and is framed as such, even with the relatively conservative outfit and the sunglasses obscuring his face (which symbolically tie into his internalized biphobia and anxiety about publicly expressing his attraction to men). Further, because this character is a model it may be assumed that the posing is intended to be read as deliberate.
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This one comes from the game's costume night set piece, which includes several designs that wouldn't be out of place in some of the more random seasonal banners. I chose this one as a counterpoint to what FEH does with its shirtless men. There's the cocky expression, the crotch bulge with nothing underneath, and the angling which makes it look like he's standing over you. To contrast the beach image, this guy is the total top of the cast, so the musclebound partial nudity is less about being aspirational for the presumed viewer and more about erotic dominance.
For something more fantastical, here's one from the sci-fi title The Symbiant: Re:Union.
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This game's main claim to fame is alien tentacle porn, but this scene is intended as a moment of genuine, human(oid) vulnerability for the character, on the night when he reunites with his ex (the MC and viewer here) for the first time in two years. The camera pans up over his entire body, ending on this view in profile with a very large nip slip and the cigarette calling attention to his hand and mouth. As with several others, this image is also deliberate enticement, conveying both the languor of casual hookups and the weight of the characters' history together. (Obviously a mobile gacha doesn't have the space to grant such narrative or thematic significance to its eroticism...but that is part of the point.)
Moving along, here's one from Camp Buddy: Scoutmaster Season. Get ready for the just-shy-of-X-rated.
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This one's a character portrait, unlike all the others here which are CGs, so debatably it's more in line with what you'd see in FEH. And...yep. It's a sexy bull costume. "Crotch bulge" doesn't begin to cover it, there's the pubic hair, the pierced nipples, and assorted other bits like the bell and the saddle and the tailed butt plug. Some time ago I showed off a different horny character design from this game and got an anon calling it stupid, so let's talk about that. Is this design technically something someone could wear in real life? Yes; parts of it resemble bondage gear, and the character displays his interest in leather in another scene. Is it impractical and stupid? Quite possibly. Does the subsequent sex scene take full advantage of the costume for some Dom/sub barnyard roleplay? Also yes. This continues my point about designing beefy (heh) muscular guys, and how there's a world of difference between this and, like, Hawkeye or summer Ephraim/Dimitri/whoever.
Incidentally, this character also has an oversized dick to the point of straining disbelief and the MC's insides. If you're looking for the male equivalent of breasts so enormous they can barely be held in by barely-there tops, that would be giant dicks - and there's no way in hell that we'll ever see those in FEH, even in technically SFW bulge form.
Continuing with BLits's games, here's one from the upcoming Jock Studio.
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It's a male boobs-and-butt pose, one that doesn't require the character to dislocate his spine! I chose this image because the pose and outfit choice is remarkably similar to that of the notorious Tharja Summer Scramble DLC pic that got censored outside of Japan. Jock Studio actually has a better instance of the same pose with a different character, one where the MC's horny dialogue even calls attention to the ampleness of those two elements; unfortunately, the character has his underwear off there so it's too horny for this post. Much like Tharja with Anna in the DLC, here the character is being surprised by someone walking in while they're changing and making comically lewd remarks about their body. The contextual difference is that, rather than being forced into a swimsuit, the character here is disrobing to film a pornographic scene, and is only surprised by the MC only just now learning that their club makes porn. Hilarity ensues in both cases, but JS's setup is ironically less voyeuristic despite the game's premise.
Finally, let's close things out with one last image from Coming Out on Top. Very borderline, but I've got a distinct point to make with this one.
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Like a lot of media, gay dating sims often struggle with eroticized depictions of various types of men, among them fat, hairy, and middle-aged (or older). I believe the oldest human character with a stated age in this post is the bull guy, and he's merely in his 40s. But back to the image above, it takes full advantage of the size and age of the character on the right relative to the MC. His bulk takes up much of the frame, but it's clearly an intimate, protective embrace you'd expect of a bear daddy character. I point this out because larger and/or older male characters are often disregarded outright in FEH, or like Fargus recently they're paradoxically given more fanservice-y designs (Visible nipples and chest hair! In FEH!) presumably because the developers think that no one would look at them that way.
I think that's enough for now. The important thing to remember here is that sexual fanservice is more than simply degrees of nudity. It's about framing, angling, which body parts are emphasized, and when possible the surrounding circumstances and how they inform the character's eroticism. Is it deliberate, is it accidental...
...or is it just there to get you to gamble for your favorites?
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~The after party~
A/n: guys this is my first fic please correct me on anything wrong and request ideas!Summary: y/n finally meets the triplets a week before her best friends birthday party , let's say alot happens.....
Warnings:  a series - definitely smut in the next-chapter -drinking - smoking - m/f receiving - Dom!Matt - p in V - unprotected sex - degradation - praising - use of y/n - getting caught
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I was getting ready for my best friend Laney's 21st birthday. I didn't really know anyone except Laney and a couple other people , but it was mainly an influencer get together cos nearly everyone going had at least 1 mill on YouTube or tiktok or something at this point.
All I knew was that the triplets would be there and what can I say , they're hot and they know it. I've only collabed with a few people once or twice and with the triplets once and let's say it went quite well. Well I would say so....
*- Last week -*-
I was sat at my desk putting on the last finishing touches of my make-up. Then suddenly my phone bussed and bussed and bussed until I answered.
"Hello?..."
"Hey! It's me nick I got your number of Laney! Hope you don't mind , I should have texted you first but just wanted to ask if you wanted to come round sometime you seem fun!!!!!"
"Omg nick you scared me I thought this was some random freak! but yeah of course I would love to come round some time!"
"Okay girly sorry for scaring you *he laughs* , is tomorrow okay I could get Matt to come get you?"
"Yeah! Okay that sounds good , should we say 2pm???"
"Yeah! That's perfe- CHRIS SHUT UP. I am so sorry Chris ran out of Pepsi I'll see you tomorrow bye girl!"
"Byee!!"
Once he hung up , I texted Laney straight away.
Me: LANEYNICK RUNG SAYING HE WANTS ME TO COME OVER TOMORROW AT 2
Me: LANEY ANSWER RN
My wife🤍: WHAT OMGG YESSSS
My wife🤍: maybe you'll actually get recognised on YouTube now 🙄🙄🙄 BUT YAY
Me: IKKK AAHHHHH
I was so excited to meet them , especially Matt. Ever since I started watching their videos when they started all the way back in 2020 which is crazy , It feels like I've known them for years but realistically I know them they just don't know me.
It feels weird to say that but it's true and I feel so excited that I'm actually going to be meeting them! And of course I'm excited I'm meeting them all but I just have a thing for Matt , well I mean who wouldn't look at the man he's stunning.
-*- tomorrow -*-
I slowly opened my eyes to the blaring sound of my alarm , I had to set off extremely early because otherwise I would be waking up at 7pm. And of course I can't be late with meeting them that would be so embarrassing , so instead I woke up 7 hours earlier than I needed to so I have extra time to be prepared , who knows what's gonna happen. ( Little does she know a lot is gonna happen )
-*- 2 hours later -*-
Ive just finished in the shower I used my favourite shampoo to make my hair look shiny and blonde and my strawberry body wash. After I felt fresh and clean , I realised that I had taken 2 hours in the shower which was longer than I thought but that's okay because I have another 5 hours left. I sat down and tied my hair in a towel and started doing my skin care , I was just about to put on my toner until my phone bused.
Nick💜: is it okay if Matt picks you up in like an hour?? Chris decided we all need to go mini golfing. It was his idea not mine don't blame me 😭.
Me: that's okay haha and yeah that's fine I'll be ready in an hour!
I had an hour to get ready and I didn't know if I was gonna make it. I had to skip half of my skin care and get straight to my makeup with my primer and then foundation and then the rest. I had just about finished my makeup now just drying my hair but I looked at the clock behind me on my wall above my mirror to find that I only had 15 minutes left until Matt was here , and I didn't have time to dry and curl my hair , I haven't even picked out my outfit!?
I rushed with drying my hair so much that I forgot to buy anti frizz spray so I quickly sprayed it on hoping it would work.
.5 minutes left okay that's not too bad , I nearly tour my whole wardrobe apart trying to find the perfect outfit , I had found out a blue Bandana type tube top and some baggy black jeans and my converse and I had my silver Vivienne Westwood earrings in and my silver horse necklace what my dad gave me before he moved states.
Once I put on my outfit and the finishing touches my phone rang , it was Matt , well I presumed it was since it was bang on 11 o'clock and an unknown number.
"Hey it's Matt , nick gave me your number and I think I'm outside"
"If it has a white door then yes that's my house lol its in-between to house with black doors"
"Oh shi- wrong house hold on"
I could hear Matt drop the phone and the car reversing.
"Ok now I'm here"
"Okay I'm on my way"
Once I hung up I opened my door to Matt outside greeting me with a hug.
"Hi sorry about being really early It was Chris's fault".
He said with a small hue of pink in his cheeks.
"Haha don't worry about it , I love mini golf anyway" i smiled at him.
He started heading to the passenger door and opened with the kind words of
"lady's first".
I gave him a smile and couldn't help but blush that the boy I have been crushing over for 4 years is opening the door for me.
During the car ride Matt seemed stressed , I could see him fiddling with his rings every time we stopped at a red light. I didn't realise but I was also really nervous , so nervous I started playing with the horse on my necklace.
He seemed to pick up on it maybe 5-10 minutes into the drive to get nick and Chris.
"If you're nervous , me too I hate when nick just asks people to Collab without asking me and Chris , I think he knows I'll love it once I get to know the person but it would be nice to ask you know" he said with slight anger in his voice."I didn't mean that I don't want you here cos I do- but not in that wa- unless you want it to be- I'm gonna stop now" he said cutting himself off after a couple words.
"Matt it's okay I'm nervous too , I've been watching your guys videos since you started , it feels like I'm meeting someone like Justin Bieber right now like a full on celebrity" he chuckles at the end of my sentence.
"Hey we have the same necklace" I said trying to change the awkwardness as I turned my head towards him.He looked to the right to see what we did.
"Ha I didn't realise , I got this from my mom".
"Mines from my dad before he moved states".
The only difference with our necklaces was that the horses were facing opposite ways to each other.
-*-time skip-*-
It's been a couple hours since we all got home from mini golfing , let me just say Chris is a very sore loser , I think Matt won then nick , then me and lastly chris.
We were all sat together on the couch , watching ru Paul as me and nick loved it.
Only Chris and Matt were on the phone.I was starting to move around cos I was sitting in an uncomfortable position but Matt's phone flew out his hand when I accidentally knocked his arm.
"I'm so sorry!"
I whispered in embarrassment as I picked his phone up only to see him on my Instagram and all my pictures were liked. I turned my head towards him only to find him looking right back at me with the most red cheeks I've ever seen. Once we made contact he looked at the floor immediately.I slid his phone back to him on the couch , and sat back in my seat trying to forget what just happened.
-*- 1 hour later -*-
My mind was racing , what if Matt liked me or was he just being a nice friend? No? Yes? I don't even know anymore.
I tried everything I could to stop thinking about it but now could I until I got a message
Matt: come to my room after? We need to speak.
I just looked at him and turned back to my phone and nodded trying not to make it to obvious to his brother what was going on.I was just thinking about what's gonna happen before nick interrupted
"Chris I'm hungry let's go get food , Matt show y/n around the house properly shes only seen the living room for Christ sake"
Once nick and Chris left Matt stood up almost immediately. He grabbed my hand and dragged me to his room and slammed the door behind me.
"Look I'm sorry I didn't mean for it to happen like this".
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Ok from a transfemme to a trans woman - how do you makeup? I've been wanting to get into it for so long but the first time I tried was an absolute disaster, and I can't find any tutorials that go through the absolute beginner basics
tbh, you have to just keep on doing it even though it’s a complete disaster. i started my transition in 2020 but i was doing makeup and “cross dressing” for nearly 8 years before i considered myself to be trans. and it was years before i was able to do makeup to the point where i felt good about the way that i looked every time i did it.
that being said, there’s no guide that’s gonna be able to tell you everything you need to know but i’ll try to give as many tips and jumping points i can in order for you to try out things and figure out what to look up.
- make up is different for everyone - everyone has a different face shape, eye shape, cheekbones, jawline, complexion, etc. and the way to do makeup that looks good for you specifically is going to vary a shit ton based on those things. when you look up stuff, look up how to do makeup for a certain set of features. figure out what face shape you have, skin types for foundation, etc.
- there’s no one right way to do it - i do a bunch of things that are “technically incorrect” because i’ve tried it the “right” way and it just didn’t work for me. so i figured out something that i liked instead and make that a technique i used regularly. also even though people will say you’re supposed to do certain things, a different technique might yield a different result. as an example, conventional wisdom will say use primer, foundation, then a translucent or setting powder, then a setting spray. recently a very popular technique has been using moisturizer, then setting powder, then setting spray, THEN putting on all your other makeup and supposedly it lasts longer. there’s literally no “correct” way, it’s just whatever works.
- blend the shit out of everything. this is the one technique which pretty much applies for everyone. blend blend blend blend. i like using a beauty sponge. run it under the tap for a second (literally a second, you want it moist not wet) to wet the sponge and then use dabbing motions to blend your makeup.
- asking for help at makeup stores helps A LOT. i’ve had really really good experiences asking for help at makeup stores even though i was super uncomfortable with the idea at first. i found that a lot of people were judgement free and even very gender affirming even when i was presenting masc. and i live in the south!
okay now to more granular stuff - here’s the basics of what i would consider to go into a “full face” makeup routine - primer, foundation, concealer, highlight/contour, setting. eye makeup would add additional things - eyeliner, mascara/lashes, eyeshadow. lips add additional things as well - lipstick, lipliner. ill try to go through the entire process and add my fav products or two. (i should probably make this into a video series tbh)
1) primer - it protects your skin and makes your makeup stay longer and look better. use it.
- my fav: the ordinary - high fluidity primer
2) color correcting concealer - an optional step for transfemmes like me with darker colored facial hair. using a reddish or orangish color correcting concealer or lipstick over the areas where your facial hair shows through the skin will neutralize the shadow that shows through foundation. add a little bit, sparingly, blend with a sponge.
- my fav: la girl color correcting concealer orange
(the best one of these is made by dragun beauty who is a trans woman…but who did blackface…so don’t buy her shit)
3) foundation - figuring out your color is hard. look up a guide, ask in store, try a bunch of different ones. there’s a difference in coverages. full coverage means its made to cover everything. buildable means you need to apply and blend a few times and is good for if you don’t want heavy coverage everywhere. don’t use too much otherwise you’ll look like a plastic doll. unless you want to look like that then go nuts. blend the shit out of it so that it doesn’t cake up.
- my fav: juvias place bc it’s full coverage and actually has my skin tone as an asian person
4) concealer - this is different from color corrector and i usually do this after foundation. this is just a touch up for any blemishes, dark spots under eyes, pimples, shit like that. just use a tiny tiny dab and blend. this is also hard to get your color right so get help if you can.
- my fav: colourpop concealer, or nars concealer if you’re a fancy bitch
5) blush - i don’t really use blush much but blush is one of those things where you should look up a guide for how your face is shaped. positioning blush in different ways will help shape your face in different ways.
6) contouring - okay this is the hard one. i can’t tell you how to contour your face because this is one that varies a shit ton from person to person. the basic gist of it tho is that you are using a contouring stick, bronzer, or palette to add shadows to your face. when you put on foundation it makes everything an even color and makes you look flat, so contouring is basically drawing those shadows back in to contour your face. you can do this in so many ways even for your own face so imo, you experiment and see how you like it. typical places for contour to go will be under my cheekbones, on my nose bridge, sometimes under my jaw to slim the face.
- my fav: i can’t remember i’ll come back to this one
also i drew this diagram a long time ago to help myself get the idea of where i wanted to put it on my own face and i went from there. the brown was contour and the other color was highlight. i don’t do it like this at all anymore but it helped to get the basic idea at first.
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7) highlight - the opposite of contour where you’re making certain parts of your face brighter to contrast the darker parts. typically goes on your cheekbones and nose.
- my fav: watts up by benefit
8) translucent powder/setting powder - okay so this one can either go after foundation, before blush, contour, highlighter, or here. basically it’s a powder that goes evenly over your whole face to help your makeup stay where it is. personally i usually do it after foundation instead of here but either works. basically you take a powder brush (the big floofy ones) and then put it all over lightly.
- my fav: nyx hd finishing powder
9) setting spray - it’s a spray that you put on last to help your makeup stay where it is. shake up the bottle real good and just mist it all over.
- my fav: tarte shape tape stay spray
okay i’m tired now and that’s plenty for now. i’ll update with lip and eye stuff later.
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