#He has the brain of a child

[itsjusteds]

I never thought that any piece of media could make me do something every day for a week let alone 50 days but here we are. Hello for those of you who aren't aware, I'm Eds, the Spies are Forever fan who decided that if he wanted something done he should do it himself by drawing every saf character daily until he's drawn all 55.

To celebrate day 50 (holy shit I did that), today's character is the Prince of The New Democratic Republic of Old Socialist Prussian Sloviskia, Toygle Feurgin :D Day 50/55!!!

#welcome back to eddie struggling to draw hats #boss battle edition #this hat physically hurt my art skills somehow #IVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR 50 #GUYS WE HAVE 5 DAYS LEFT #THE END IS IN SIGHT #we love the prince <3 #Corey you played him so babygirl #astromical levels of babygirl #He has the brain of a child #The stupidity is staggering #hes an idiot inbred virgin BLAHH #he belongs in a mental asylum #i hear his dick is 2 inches eret! #corey lubowich #the prince #The New Democratic Republic of Old Socialist Prussian Sloviskia #spies are forever #eddies daily thing #tin can bros #tcb #tin can brothers #saf #saf fanart #spies are forever fanart

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 271

“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone. 

“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion. 

Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files. 

“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued. 

“Is he coming to the Manor or…” 

Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”

Now wait one moment-

“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!” 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Deadly Decisions #Danny & Ras are the homoerotic rivals that no one knows if they’re flirting or attempting a murder #It’s actually both they’re just also both Immortal #Danny to Jason: You can become a crime lord if you finish college- you’ve said you wanted to get a degree this is ur chance #Dusan (nodding): Mother has made all of us finish at least our basic education nephew #Why yes this does mean that RH has just made the heads in a duffel bag debut & the bats have no clue it’s Jason #Normally Danny wanders the universe but RAS (affectionately derogatory) HOW DARE U TRY TO HIDE THE GRANDCHILDREN #Morally Gray Danny #He’s well over 300 and that has an affect lol #Also has some fun fae vibes thx to his ghost half & human half finally balancing out #Let Jason & Damian be brothers #Tiny Damian: Akhi look I found a frog :> #Jason (newly not brain damaged & has no clue who this small child is): …. That’s great #Tiny Damian: *GASP* Akhi you can talk now :D #Fuck it- all the Al Ghuls deserve fangs from ecto contamination #Is Danny actually Dusan & Talia’s mother? No one knows and no one wants to ask the probably immortal fae being okay #Danny brought Damian a ghost hound puppy & Jason an original signed Pride & Prejudice book #How come Bruce wasn’t aware of Danyal? Talia forgot to inform him that the mother she was speaking of is in fact still alive #He disappears for a decade sometimes longer she was using past terms how was he supposed to know

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Halloween prompts year 2 day 10

Danny groaned, blearily raising his head from the nest of blankets and pillows he had made in his apartment. He had smelled something strange.

Something strong enough to wake him from his sleep. Danny got up and stumbled to the front door, cursing his luck for getting a fever so soon into his interdimentional road trip.

Peering out of his open doorway he saw a little kid shivering in the cold, badly hidden behind two trash cans in the mouth of an alley. Danny didn't think twice. In fact he didn't think at all. It wasn't uncommon for an Omega to smell a child who didn't have the scent of another Omega on them and immediately claim that child as thier own, and seeing as his home dimension had exclusively Omegas...let's just say there's a lot of drama in family court and a lot of laws pertaining to this.

So of course the next thing Danny knows is that the kid was bundled up inside his very soft and comfy makeshift nest before Danny passed out.

For the next week Danny had this mysterious fever and he acted like a parent on autopilot, barely conscious as he instinctually cared for the little boy. He made them food and cut them up into tiny bits to feed his baby and if it was handfoods like pizza rolls or sandwich triangles, Danny would hold him in his arms and rock his back and forth, humming softly as his child ate.

Eventually his heat ended (note that omegas from his world don't have heats, they don't have alphas and so they don't even know what a heat is) and Danny was very surprised he has a child in his house. But he and the baby are very emotionally attached to one another. When Danny asked what the little kids name was (and man this kid was little) the kid stared at him in the way little kids do before muttering the world "Clone" followed by what sounded suspiciously like a serial number.

Danny decided, nah. His kid now. Sucks to be the bioparent cause Danny doesn't wanna share.

Somewhere in the city, the bats were freaking out. They had raided a lab and discovered not only had one of them been cloned, but the clone had escaped and no one knew where it was. Cue panicked parental frenzy.

#halloween prompts #dpxdc #omegaverse #cause i love to torment you #which bat is the bio parent of the cute little baby and what will they do to try to see thier kid #i keep imagining damian with his katana demanding Danny to hand over Graysons child #or Jason staring listlessly at Danny having a happy upbeat convo with the baby of his hip as he shops at the grocery store #or tim trying to figure out how to 1. tell bernard/Kon/whoever hes dating he has a kid now and 2. how to get close to said kid when the #other parent wants to maul him if he gets too close #also consider if that track down the kid to rhe nest and nearly get mauled #maybe the bio parent can get into the nest sfely due to dannys lizard brain thinking: this is my child. this is thier child. we share a #child. therefore we must be mates. and just lets them in and rubs his sent glands all over the bat before wrapping them in nest #the bats also treat danny like a bioweapon or a walking pheromone bomb and are guarding the perimeter of the building

[sorspi]

"He's my pretty princess" and it's this:

sorry sexy dust fans I just like drawing him like this too much

#art #sorspi art #little low quality doodle #dust sans #dusttale #undertale multiverse #utmv #hes such a loser i love him #why is he standing like a lost child how did i not notice that until just now #anyways yeah he has completely taken over my brain

[rainymoodlet]

are we delving into mysteries we don’t understand? 👽

#ts4 #ts4 lookbook #ts4 edit #ts4 cas #ts4 screenshots #sim: lyta #|| #a doodle while i’m at work!! 🥰 #this is lyta curious!! she’s vidcund’s canonical (to my curious save) daughter #bc he can never be one-upped as the middle child #she’s named for lyta alexander in babylon 5!! #might be starting a legacy with her but tbh… #gameplay has been a Struggle rn #my brain is split so many ways fhdhd #and i need to work on my audios but i just… do not feel s*xy enough 😎 #bwuh #i love you all sm!!! #have a shoddy edit of my baby green bean 🥰

[natelia-aldelliz]

1 : Soap never had any idea that woman wanted him carnally, he's not the most observant on that front (he never noticed Ghost flirting with him and thought his love was one-sided for the longest time, but tbf Ghost was also very discreet about it)

2 : He sewed the hat, eyepatch and hook himself, because he's the best uncle and then got distracted as he was wrapping it up, so now he's watching a tutorial on youtube about how to build a voice box. Honestly how hard could it be, he builds explosive devices as a hobby (listen, Price doesn't have to know)

3 : He is out to his family, but doesn't want his mum to know he has a boyfriend because he knows she'll insist on meeting him and welcoming him to the family and making a big deal out of this, and he knows that Ghost isn't ready for that.

4 : Christmas is obviously a very hard time for Ghost, but he is very very in love with Soap and some days still can't believe that it's mutual, but then his Johnny does something like that and his head gets quieter while he's melting a bit.

5 : For the people that didn't see my other post : the bird is a Caique parrot, and they're supposedly very energetic, a bit loud, medium sized, unintelligible, very friendly to what they consider their family, adventurous and danger prone, with an explosive personality and a hate of boredom, so basically the adhd bird.

#cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghost is hard edges and sharp knives but simon is babygirl #i tried my best to make soap's sister look as much like soap as possible #as someone whose siblings look nothing like them i find it hilarious i have no idea why i swear i have the weirdest sense of humour #hc that simon's very first wait no second actually bc i feel like the first special interest for every child with autism is dinosaurs #but wait plot twist birds are dinosaurs so still hc that simon's first (or second if you want) special interest was birds #and he still loves them very much and both soap and his sister have adhd and his sister has a reoccurring hyperfixation on birds #and soap thinks ghost and his sister could get along very easily and is waiting very impatiently for the day ghost is ready and he can #introduce him to his family #but also ghost is very wary of families and especially since there's a young child because he's scared that he'll bring them death like he #feels he did to his own family #i initially wanted to colour it but then i wondered why my brain was working against me and very quickly decided that colouring all that #would be a nightmare and that i already hate colouring so why would i want to torture myself #anyway pls be nice with me i've given all i had to make this lmao

[aroaceleovaldez]

i stand by that a better, more sensible, and more intriguing plot for TSATS would have been, instead of retconning literally everything:

Bob is dead (because he was very explicitly absorbed/killed by Tartarus Himself in House of Hades, alongside Damasen), and nobody is going into Tartarus to save him. He made his sacrifice and is gone. However. Remember how the Titans, including Bob, were just kind of kicking around for several years? Particularly. On a cruise ship full of mortals. And Bob happened to be kicking around in general for an extra year versus all the other Titans. And he mythologically sometimes has a mortal demigod son who partook in the Calydonian Boar Hunt (Dryas of Calydon). Yeah.

So turns out, Bob/Iapetus leaves behind a demigod (demititan?) child. And because Nico was pretty much his only friend, he named Nico his child's godfather. And while he's not being left in charge of the child, as a son of Hades and godfather to this kid, Nico is duty-bound to fulfill Bob's last will and go find this like 2 year old to make sure they're safe. So Nico has to undertake this very unusual quest (that raises many questions, such as "demititans are a thing?" and "DOES THIS MEAN THERE'S POTENTIALLY MORE-?!" and "SHOULD WE BE CONCERNED ABOUT THIS?") and is kind of freaking out because. He's the son of Hades! He's notoriously bad with living things, and animals, and definitely small children! Even if he does find this kid and assure they're safe, he is the last person who should be undergoing any kind of quest involving even potentially having to babysit. Fortunately, his boyfriend is the human embodiment of sunshine and calmness and good vibes, and also once helped a nymph give birth, so he feels Marginally More Confident in theoretical demititan babysitting and offers to come along on this Epic Journey of Figuring Out What In Hades' Name Is Up With This Demititan Baby Business.

Proceed with wholesome epic shenanigans quest of Nico and Will scurrying around trying to locate this random OP baby while Nico has an existential crisis about the nature of his powers because he doesn't want to let Bob down! Both for Hades Kid Honor Reasons and because Bob was his friend! But what if he's destined to fail this quest just because of who he is? Because he's simply not built for hanging out with the living/mortals? And Will reassuring him that He Will Probably Not Traumatize The Weird OP Titan Baby And It'll Be Fine, and simultaneously getting a peek into the weird other life Nico leads hanging out with immortals much more than the average demigod, which Nico considers his norm. Bonus shenanigans of both of them getting caught off-guard and culture shocked from where each other's respective worlds (Nico's mostly-immortal versus Will's mostly-mortal) cross over and learning to navigate those for each other - Nico finally starting to make some mortal connections and get glimpses at modern mortal American life, and Will trying not to get his brain literally incinerated while Nico's happily casually catching up with some of his old friends who happen to be literal gods.

#pjo #riordanverse #nico di angelo #will solace #solangelo #long post // #LISTEN I JUST THINK WE DONT NEED TO BE RETCONNING THINGS WHEN THERE IS A HIGHLY INTRIGUING MYTH RIGHT THERE #listen. *listen.* Iapetus in myth has a demigod child? and we're in the series? that's all about demigods? #and had titans running around for 4 years? some primarily on a giant ship mostly full of mortals? #and Iapetus himself was running around for closer to like 5 years? #I AM JUST SAYING. that is enough time. and the right conditions. that there are perhaps demititans now. #that alone is a fascinating plot set-up that ties in basically all previous series inherently and has a reasonable starting point #of *course* Nico would be named Bob's child's godfather! #of *course* Nico would consider it a very important personal duty to see out Bob's final will and go on some quest about it! #and under those conditions it makes *perfect sense* for Nico to want to bring Will along! and that he would be very helpful on said quest! #bringing along a lot of skills and abilities in areas that Nico lacks! that are crucial for a quest like that! #also then immediately the plot becomes Will reassuring Nico about his powers being cool and not evil and him being spooky is okay #while Will is also trying to not literally have his brain melt cause Nico's casually introducing him to a trio of death gods or something #forgetting that Will cannot look upon a god's true form #and Will's dragging Nico across the US while Nico is struggling to keep up cause Will forgot that Nico's not American and not from that era #its cute! it's interesting! it immediately begs the question of a next-gen series focusing on a main cast of demititan kids #dont go back to Tartarus that's lame and overdone and ruins a ton of stuff. dont retcon everything that also ruins a ton #give us the fluffy roadtrip comedy that they clearly wanted to write instead anyways #you can even keep the elements of Nico feeling out of his depth and Will constantly on the verge of death. except it makes sense this time. #and it's kind of funny cause Nico's just freaking out over babysitting and it highlights how much tankier Nico is vs Will #even just in casual interactions. yeah Nico can casually look upon a god's true form. dont worry about it #meanwhile Will is slowly collecting sunglasses the entire trip and layering them up for whenever Nico introduces him to another deity

[lbhslefttiddie]

shen shixiong shrunk in the wash😔😔

#svsss #arts #backlog #de aging #to be clear in this one he's shrunk but still has all his memories #hes just. littol #shen jiu #yue qingyuan #but also like having the body of a child means having a brain of a child so yknow

[akai-anna]

#detective conan #dcmk #名探偵コナン #meitantei conan #edogawa conan #mouri ran #mouri kogorou #takagi wataru #anime #episode 240-241: the shinkansen transport case #my stuff #my gifs #detco posting #the animation at this scene was just too good honestly #look at it! his messy little hair. the star! the change of his expression! #the way kogorou just swings him around poor baby #it's just so bouncy! the stretch of the clothes! it's so so so delicious! #i'm surprised he doesn't get brain damage from all the times he gets BONKED and thrown around #guess he has a thick head in more than one sense #also SHINICHI'S LOOK BACK At OCCHAN wow so full of attitude this child

[jupio]

fancy seein' you here

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pov you have never done a nature/grassy foreground so it takes you >6 hours and several tutorials and then you STILL have to ask your brother bc it looked Over Rendered and you cant work out how to fix it (basically just screenshots of the process)

+ cursed horse

#dincobb #the mandalorian #din djarin #cobb vanth #my art #star wars fanart #this is the first fully rendered piece I've done. in a year. i feel like i have birthed a child. #anyway uhhhhhhhhhhh look at the detail on their holsters and also din's smile #he does also have freckles which is cute #dins armband is a strip torn from cobbs scarf #cobb has a pink ribbon on his hat because of course he does #this is inspired by br1ghtmouths's Lessons in Idle Ecstasies fic which lives in my brain and enters my thoughts at inopportune moments #seriously it is giving me rot (positively) #i have like 7 more of these in the chamber #anyway commissions are open so if anyone wants a drawing like this. let me know. i don't bite i prommy

[a-town-called-hometown]

flowey having such a low tolerance for frustration is endlessly funny. there are a thousand hilarious ironic hells you could put that guy into and most of them are some flavor of "has to deal with an everyday annoyance." cringe conversation with sans. getting stuck in traffic. can't beat a level of candy crush. homework he doesn't like. item got stuck somewhere he just barely is incapable of reaching. can't figure out where he put his stuff. hell is real for flowey undertale and it comes in the form of daily inconveniences

#i think a lot abt how in any ending where he survives he has like net zero ability to cope with certain very normal stuff #instant gratification gamer brain broke ya a little bit didnt it little guy #though thats also just a very normal child trait that he may have had prior to Infinite Savescumming #also I was thinking again abt my concept of deltarune asriel working in sans' store. retail with SANS as his boss.

[skunkes]

observations while im continuing my first DM reread after the talon brain invasion of september 2023

#which is funny bc i am not a huge izutsumi fan but the similarities that come from Being Cats is undeniable #talkys #also ive reread dm lots of times by now but i always Forget bc thats how my brain is #and like. dude i always forget how 😧 mithruns whole thing is. #ykwim. when he's. ykwim. jesus #''what part of me are you [______]'' jesus christ. #also wait ok just rambling abt dm here god god god god recent self development has me clinging to thistle so hard. #i dont know what it is. (i do know what it is.) #ohhhhh the unending single minded devotionnn the not being young but drawn and written as a forever child throwing a tantrummm #codependency and denial and not really ever being granted the love you seek.

[vidapon]

doodles of my favourite series ash bc it's real comfort character hours..!!

#anipoke #pokeani #ash ketchum #pikachu #pokemon anime #pokemon #artists on tumblr #fanart #doodle #program: medibang paint #rotating him in my brain like a michael wave #i legit thought i'd jusg move on after the new series started but NOPE i'm still fuckin here because my brain is LOCKED onto him #but he's been my favourite character since i was a small child!! can you blame me!!!!!! #also taiko is NOT helping at all cuz the taiko pass has a lot of my fave pokeani ops 💀 #bonus for those who read tags: self-indulgence. he is so pinoy to me

[wolfblood-of-anubis]

Nina Martin, daughter of Hades, god of the dead, and ruler of the underworld.

Fabian Rutter, son of Athena, goddess of wisdom, warfare, and battle strategy.

Amber Millington, daughter of Aphrodite, goddess of love, beauty, sexuality, and passion.

#ok so look nina took me FOREVER #she was almost a child of apollo too #she was also almost an athena child but that’d make fabina… yknow lets not go down that road #but listen it makes sense Hades is her godly parent; death has surrounded Nina her whole life and her chosen one powers are similar #her parents died when she was a kid; she sees ghosts (sarah; the frobisher-smythes; senkhara; victor sr.) #she has a fear of skulls (and thus death if you wanna think harder on it) i also read an analysis by someone here ab that fear #i like to imagine that while she is a child of hades she is absolutely TERRIFIED of what that entails #she’s afraid of what kind of power lingers inside her because she already doesnt like it; she does NOT want to embrace it #anyway that’s another story; all about personal growth and development #fabian is a child of athena #he’s the brains of group (so is nina but you get it) and in s3 he is left in the brains of the group category solo #amber’s is perfect are you kidding she’s the first one i made #house of anubis #nina martin #fabian rutter #amber millington #hoa

[bunni-art]

hello and happy romy day to those who celebrate! 💜

"brinky" aired on 2/22/97 so it's his birthday of course!

#i wish we got more of him he has such potential #they should have referenced pinky and brain's actual child in the reboot but whatever. #this time i gave him purple eyes! inspired by wimsie hehe #pinky and the brain #patb romy #roman numeral i #brinky #technically LMAO #animaniacs season 3 #animaniacs #bunni art tag

[evilkitten3]

do you guys think deidara like. knew how old tobi was. do u think he knew this guy was in his 30s. do you think he knew that

#naruto #naruto shippuden #deidara #uchiha obito #or did he assume tobi was assigned to him bc they were the same age? like he thinks tobi is a year or two younger than him maybe? #like deidara joined at 14/15 so it's not like the idea of someone joining that young would baffle him or anything #but like imagine. imagine getting to the afterlife and finding out that kid you were babysitting was a grown man #maybe they bump into each other in the afterlife and deidara is absolutely baffled by why this weirdo is acting like they've met #and then obito casually calls him ''senpai'' as a joke and deidara has to like. reboot his whole brain #he's reminded every time obito mentions having fought in the third war. during which deidara was a small child #deidara's post-mortem existential crisis