#HAHAHA I AM DUMB

[maysblogg]

he was neither impress nor offended

#meirl #meme #jokes #humor #funny shit #funny memes #funny #am i the asshole #dumb shit #ha ha funny #hahaha #haha #haha make me shut up challenge #haha hehe #jajaja #jajajja

[allgremlinart]

nothing has made me more annoyed with people who drive high than getting high myself. yes, even just a little bit. "it doesn't affect me" Jessica, now I KNOW you're lying. or at the very least incredibly stupid and incapable of assessing your faculties objectively.

#this is the only post of mine that I feel like has been deeply and truly controversial. but #sorry for being a narc. I AM right though #and the people I know who drive while high are so hilarious to me because they will finish telling me a story about how they had to pull #over and 'wait it out' or something else quirky and funny that they did while driving high and then in the next breath go 'but it makes me #drive better hahaha' and I just have to sit there and stare at them cus I cant say shit. ✋ its not the greatest of evils sure. but its dumb.

[adriancatrin]

instead of setting out to regain his honor, zuko sets out to discover his pride🏳️‍🌈 thanks in advance sokka

gonna be doin drawings for every episode of atla. it’ll be slow going and i may never finish but hey it’ll be fun while it lasts. the “twist” (ehhh) - they’ll all be zukka related lol. i Will find a way

#my art #DIGITAL ART #y’all it’s been literal years i forgot how layers work #also remembered that i’m even worse at coloring digitally than i am at traditionally hahaha #anyways #do u ever have a really dumb idea and the only solace u have is that it’s so dumb u at least know no one else has done it before #got that goin for me hahaha #i made zukos bubbles pink because i think he would really like pink #tho ofC hed never admit that #zukka by episode #<that’ll be my tag for this project #anyways it’s tag time #zukka #atla #sokka x zuko #sokka/zuko #fan art #zuko #firelily

[solannecontinuum]

Absolute machines.

#ultrakill #the transformers #ultrakill v1 #starscream g1 #crossover art #dumb shit #☆. SOLANNE CONTINUUM WORKS. #☆. LITTLE DOODLINGS. #☆. SOLANNE'S ART DIARY. #Literally forgot this tag existed for sketchbook photos 55555WWWW #☆. THE LORD (STARSCREAM). #☆. THE MACHINE (V1). #yes it is dumb doodoo S. I agree HAHAHA #She put that tag there because she thinks it's a disguise only for one to find a “gold mine” of cool art #..... would this be considered a part of that gold mine??? #I MEAN COME ON! You got one living machine who's also LITERALLY A GOD #and then the other one is just. creature .... vampiric war machine and I am his Possession ♥︎♥︎♥︎ #as I am also THE LORD's Consort ♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎ #*cue that one Zoobe video about having fun being a self-insert mary-sue with 50mil boyfriends

[humming-fly]

So it seems like tumblr has finally rolled out the new post editor for photosets, which does mean it is finally the end of the image captions

For those of you that are unaware, in photosets you have the option to add a ‘caption’ to the image, that shows up when it’s clicked (see below). I love putting little comments or jokes in many of my photosets, and was a big fan of this feature

Going forwards it looks like this has been replaced with an alt text option for each photo, which while less sightly is probably about as equivalent as it’s going to get

All this to say I reached out to tumblr support and it does seem like the caption feature is pretty much done, and will probably be phased out on older posts soon. That means that the next few days I’ll be going through all my old art posts to save those captions for my own records, but I wanted to post this publicly in case other people were a fan of this feature/wanted to archive their own commentary, and to tell everyone that likes my stuff about all the silly little comments currently on all my old art if you’d like to check them out before they’re removed! 

#Not every image has one but odds are 9/10 of my shitpost images have a double bonus dumb comment attached to ‘em #are the captions important to any gags? no. are they fun and silly? yes. #I will probably transition to putting my silly little comments in the alt text field #which i'm not a fan of since i don't relish confusing screen readers #but I do really like getting to add individual image commentary and would like to continue doing that #humming-rambles #fyi #there is a real chance i am the only user on this site that used this feature tbh hahaha #but i liked it :)

[ssreeder]

Hey!! I just wanted to say thanks for all your hard work <3<3

I had been a little down when it came to creating more content or being involved in Zukka side of the fandom but seeing your update reminded me to just have fun. And okay this is going to sound bad but I swear I mean this as a compliment; I thought I was wasting my time working for months and years on the stuff I made, but then I realized your fic series brings me so much joy and I'd never, ever judge you for the amount of effort you put into your writing. Seeing it's actually inspiring, to see that someone holds that much passion and creativity and you are sharing it all for FREE. That a person could take all this time to intricately weave together a story, create memorable OCs, breathe new life and make the ATLA world so much bigger than it ever was in canon.

So thanks for accidentally giving me a kick in the butt to stop being judgy about my own work and making me realize you and every fan creator is AWESOME.

I hope you have a wonderful day, your writing is a blessing.

awwww I wanted to say thank you for sending me this ask! I know it’s not easy to put yourself out there, even on anon, so I think it’s cool you felt confident enough to come here and tell me about how you’re feeling.

I don;t think what you’re saying is bad at all haha, because honestly, I feel the same way. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve wondered why the fuck am I still doing this? What’s the point? Do people even still care? What if it’s not good enough? What if people discover I have no fucking idea what I’m doing? Why am i spending so much of my time and effort doing this?? I mean… the self doubt is super real, and shiiiiiit let me discover one person that feeds into my self doubt and I’m full on spiraling haha. (Be nice to creators damn it! we are doing our damn best lol)

I’m really glad you think my fic is awesome, and if it weren’t people like you reminding me, I probably would have given up a long time ago haha. I do give my fic a lot of effort, and I hope you continue to give your creations the same amount of love and effort! I’m sure you’re amazing, and seriously don’t give up! I care about your creations and if I don’t get to stop neither do you! WOHOOO!!

Thanks for the ask anon sorry it took me so long to answer

#I am the kind of person who is like AWWWW NO ASKS… #then I get an ask and I’m like YAY ASK!!! #& then I;m like OH NO HOW DO I ANSWER THIS ASK!?!?!? #but then if I don’t get an ask in a while I assume everyone hates me and then the cycle starts over again when I get another ask #but seriously anon DON’T STOP CREATING!!!!! #I wish the voices in our head weren’t constantly trying to discredit us #I also think the pressure we put on ourselves to be good enough is fucking dumb #like who cares if people like reblog comment kudo all that stuff #but ugh we all care so much #I love that you see all my passion and creativity in LIAB because I do put a lot of effort into that stupid fic #and yeah it stresses me out but when I see that it brings people joy and its worth it #& its not even that it’s stressful to write #I fucking love writing it #but yeah don’t think you’re alone with the ‘what’s the point’ thoughts #I’m sure we’ve all been there #at least I know I have been there #and kind of still am in there hahaha #thanks for this ask anon I hope I didn’t ramble too much #I hope you show me when you create something new! I’d love to see it #LIAB #ask

[isekyaaa]

Inazuma and Sumeru have such huge problems, Liyue is dealing with their loss of a god, and then there's Mondstadt whose biggest social problem is alcoholism.

#analysis #me reading mika and diona's lore: hmm #me playing some daily commissions: hmm #me rereading some limited world events: hmm #it calls out to this dumb part of me that wants to see someone write a prohibition era mondstadt #full of jazz and speakeasies #dark detective genre trying to catch a serial killer #hahaha #that would never work but it's fun to think about #mondstadt without alcohol is not mondstadt at all #i am genuinely curious when it comes to their alcohol loving culture though #seems neglect is a common theme in the families of mondstadt #HMMM #this is making me want to write an analysis on mondstadt culture in general #not counting bennett it seems families are not particularly close #like with eula and her family #barbara and jean whose parents split #thoma's mom that had no qualms sending her son away to inazuma #kaeya and diluc are their own separate thing #yet paradoxically mondstadt is the warmest nation in teyvat #blood ties are not necessarily close but their bonds transcend blood #like with this last event like i just absolutely adored amber's thoughts towards collei #there is a lot of emotional maturity in mondstadt's inhabitants #HMMMMM

[broodygaming]

I've seen prob like hundreds of hours of the Simmers of Twitch playing Among us by now so as an expert /s on sabotage games

FCG and Imogen would be the gaslighters and good at it, big braining each emergency meeting and self reporting and getting away with it

Chetney would stack kill, cmon. and get caught every time

Fearne would stack kill, get away with it by loudly screaming sus on someone else and self reporting. Also she'd be QUEEN of the driveby kill

Ashton would kill on electrical, hanging out in the corner while sabotaging and chatting with whoever else wanders in if their cooldown is still cooldowning

Orym would be so good at the vents, quick guilty kills, no marinating, just business and GONE

Laudna would be the chatty imposter, not doing a lot of kills but rly good at pulling focus and giving time for their partner to get three in a round

#I hate that all this information is in my brain about this game IVE NEVER PLAYED hahaha #yall ive NEVER played Among us hahaha I just love watching the twitch simmers and their monthly plays #cr spoilers #critical role #and like Ill rewatch their old VODS and watch from diff Povs and there's now like years of vods #low key been through simsie's playlist like 4 times and am going through Shellas and momo's now #talk about niche hyperfixations yall it's SO dumb haha i feel like I could write a book on this #I have more things like who gets sussed all the time and falsely accused #who defends themselves too much and gets out from that #who never knows where they are on the map #who gets caught on cams! #these are all fantastic character metrics okay

[sunyandmony]

You, your mutual and a random person.

Interactions with moots be like:

#meme #funny memes #sams fork face/ frank #circus baby #moots interacting #xd #funky #hahaha #I AM DUMB #sams ruin

[pynkhues]

Hello, have an excerpt from the very silly misc period arranged mrriage Kendall x Stewy fic.

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The word of the visit comes not from their father, as they’d always anticipated it might, but Lord Vernon, who delivers the news with characteristically little fanfare.

“The Hosseini’s?” Shiv asks, eyebrow raised as she glances back between her brothers, making no secret of trying to gauge their reactions. Kendall doesn’t look back, doesn’t – can’t – give her that yet, because she’d only see he was as surprised as she was. Not a good look. He rolls his shoulders back, focusing instead on the patient set to his godfather’s face as Shiv adds: “Since when has Dad been interested in the Southern houses anyway?”

“I mean, he married Marcia,” Roman says, and Kendall sends him a sharp look. 

“Marcia is loyal to the North,” he corrects, parroting their father, and Roman rolls his eyes, mutters something that sounds a lot like loyal to dad’s wrinkled dick, which Kendall ignores in favour of turning his attention back to his godfather.

“The borders have been wobbling since the last war, you all know that, and the Hosseini’s are a powerful family,” Lord Vernon says with a shrug. “And one gaining territory. There’s been a lot of talk of their expansion into the East – they’ve got favour through the ancient spice routes and they’ve been consolidating along the seaboard for years. A union gives your father access to all of that.”

“And them access to our land, our iron stores, our - - our knowledge hubs, the - - the - - the fucking entire North and West,” Kendall interjects, and Frank makes another vague gesture like what can you do?

“The idea would be mutual benefit.”

“Uh-huh,” Shiv says, standing up from the velvet chaise, her deep emerald gown dragging across the stone floor as she moves to pour herself a drink. “And they have only one son?”

Lord Vernon hums in affirmation.

“Sadeq Hosseini. Crown prince, political and military strategist, he served from behind the line during the last war, but has been pretty focused since on his father’s bid to expand the Hosseini house through trade, tactical partnerships, occasional hostile takeovers. He’s…effective. An asset to his father and his house.”

The word lands heavy, and Kendall’s gaze drops, posture tightening before he can stop it, and it’s nothing, really, it’s not, but also - -

A memory, sharp, sudden.

His dad’s hand, grip firm, nails digging into the back of his neck.

Useless fucking boy.  

He swallows.

“So crown prince means - - me, then?” Shiv asks, tone dry, and Kendall looks back up, catches his sister’s pinched look across the cabinet – a room she’d usually be barred from – and his gut loosens. “I’m the one being put forward as match?”

The question isn’t entirely unreasonable. Same-sex marriages aren’t unheard of in any of the kingdoms, particularly in strategic unions, but they’re usually reserved for second or third born children. For the offspring where succession becomes a question merely of personal assets and feelings and doesn’t carry the weight of house, land and title.  

Where political partnership is more important than the continuation of a family line.

“While nothing is agreed to yet, we assume they’ll be after a match who can produce heirs, yes,” Lord Vernon says delicately, and Shiv strides forwards, then back, pacing, which honestly, Kendall thinks is a bit fucking dramatic. They all knew this was her path, and she’s still young, yes, but older than most of the girls of her station who’ve already been married off. Their father’s never exactly made a secret of wanting to keep Shiv in the family house for as long as he could, his favourite child, his only daughter and all that shit, but there’s few decisions he won’t make for strategic advantage.

“Shahbanu Siobhan has a certain ring to it,” Roman says, amusement thick in his voice from his position against the mantle. “We’ll visit. Maybe. If you play good wife.”

“Nothing’s agreed to yet,” Shiv bites, then she turns back to Lord Vernon, who only sighs in her general direction, leaving Shiv re-directing her ire at them. “Right? Maybe Dad means to marry one of you two assholes off. Finally get you out of his hair.”

Which - - okay.

Kendall huffs, shaking his head.  

“Come on, Shiv.”

And yeah, alright, it was the wrong thing to say probably, given any attempt at implying Shiv was being unreasonable was usually seen as enemy fire. She zeroes in on him, mouth a bow, words an arrow. She shoots from the fucking teeth.

“What’s that? Oh, you think you’re safe, huh, Ken? Why? Connor’s the true heir, it’s his job to make the next little princes, you’re a spare just like me and Rome.”

It lands is the thing, breaks skin, hits bone, and he knows she knew it would, and it takes all he can not to let her see him smart. Still, he can’t quite stop himself from shifting his weight or curling his toes, especially when Roman snorts and chimes in.

“More spare, even,” he adds. “Since Shiv’s got some other house’s prince maker between her legs and I’ve got the good looks and charm kingdoms go to war over. Best I stay unattached, for the sake of peace and shit. You though? You’re ripe to be saddled with the enemy.”

#i am having #a lot of fun writing this hahaha #it's dumb and i am doing 75% less research than i normally would #but i'm trying to lean in to chaos #kendall x stewy #succession fic #wip wednesday

[areyouwho-ithinkyouare]

me internally when i’m trying to respect and recognise that my dad has unaddressed autism that impacts the way he handles social interractions while also trying to not just excuse the shitty insensitive behaviour that has absolutely contributed to my mental health issues

#it’s like. haha yeah he handled that situation terribly but remember it wasn’t intentional and he doesn’t understand how that came across!! #i can’t be mad at him i can’t take it personally and get upset haha. hahaha. #and also it’s like. being autistic isn’t an excuse to be a dick. being autistic doesn’t mean you have to like. emotionally damage ur kid ✌🏻 #which i AM. growing up with him has fucked me up!!! and i’m allowed to be mad at that i’m allowed to be upset!!!!!!!! #but also oh god is that shitty of ME??? is that insensitive???? do i need to just be more empathetic and understanding #but ALSO also. when ur a kid that shit doesn’t matter. when ur a kid and ur dad is making you cry that doesn’t matter. #and those years of damage stick with you even when ur older and trying to be mature and understanding #literally this evening started with me trying to do something nice for him. trying to give him a gift. actually literally giving him a gift. #and it has ended with me feeling fucking….. shit. #and disrespected. and useless. #i try so fucking hard with this man and with our relationship and every fucking time i try to connect with him he throws it back in my face #like. hey! you’ve been saying how much you want to play gran turismo 7!!! i will loan you my PS5 for a while bcus i’m not playing anything #and i will BUY YOU the fucking car game for you to play it while me and my mum are away on our girlie beach holiday #like i will happily and enthusiastically do those things for you because you have been so vocal about wanting to play this game!!! #so it will make you happy right? it will be something positive for you to enjoy!!! right?!!!???? #i will bring my console down to the family tv room for you and i will send you the money so you can buy the game!!!! #oh. oh you’ve clicked around the main playstation menu for 2mins and then turned it off to watch the news. and then just open ur laptop. #not even gonna buy the game huh. just gonna open ur laptop and zone out and act line i’m not even in the room. oh ok. ok ok. #not even a fucking thank you. not even a HINT of recognition. ok ok. ok. ok. now you’re literally ignoring me when i talk to you. ok. ok. #and like!!!! i know this seems so dumb and minor and insignificant but you have to understand. it has been 25 years of this shit. #25 years of me trying to make this man happy and 25 years of him rejecting all of those attempts. #and 25 years of……. a lot of other shit also.

[spectrearia-archive]

started playing hatsune miku: project diva mega mix recently and now i'm kind of addicted?? uh oh lol

barely even sunk 4-5 hours into the game and already i'm attempting songs on hard/extreme difficulty xDD i'm just impatient I guess haha

#spectre says #i've always been intrigued by rhythm games but i haven't been able to play many of them #i am playing with mods because ppl have added some songs i really like #of course they're mostly on the harder difficulties tho so that's why i'm jumping right in so i can try to clear them hahaha #the community surrounding this series seems to be only filled with high-level players #so they dont' accommodate newbies very well with their mods #but!! i'm doing my best #i didn't clear a song on extreme yet but i did get 40% accuracy on my first try!!! so that's something!!!! :D #only sad thing is some of the songs really bother me with the flashing lights. so i can only play those in practice mode #since practice disables the music videos #but that means i dont get a score :c #they really should have accessibility settings for people who are sensitive to insane flashing and bright lights #the community seems to be really rude about that tho and act like if you can't handle it you shouldn't even be playing at all #but that's so dumb because i enjoy the gameplay i just can't play some songs legitimately because the visuals hurt me #OTHER THAN THAT THO i'm having a lot of fun

[bonetrousledbones]

is it. conceited to ask ppl what their favorite parts of things i’ve made are. like is that fishing for compliments a little too obviously

#trousled dumb #hahaha i have been very low on dopamine these past several days can you tell . lol #my brain is not Braining and it is incredibly frustrating #mentally i am smashing my head thru a wall <3 #anyway. blegh this is such a downer begging-for-attention post guys im sorry\ #but if anybody has like. just anything to say i'd appreciate it idk #delete later probably

[lostmykeysie]

‘i hate men, i wish i was a lesbian’ oh sweetie no. i will hurt you so much worse

#🧡🤍💖 #do you know how many times i hear this #like babe you’re missing the whole entire point #just went on my weekly tik tok on the toilet foray to find someone wrote a song #how is it 2022 and straight women are still saying dumb things like this #do you not understand the power women hold??? they will destroy you #everyone knows the stereotype that sapphic relationships move at light speed i am tell you now #a 4 week situationship with a woman will hurt you as bad as a long term relationship with a man hahaha #let the record show i am speaking from the point of a witness not from experience #i don’t date relationships aren’t my thing babe #arguably this has caused me more drama than if i did but #it’s tough out here babes #lesbian #one day i will hear this for the 100th time and i swill snap and i will take it as a challenge #i mean that

[katyspersonal]

Micolash’s ‘Can somebody, anybody, please look into my eyes?’ and Rom’s ‘I revolt both humanity and the divine, can anyone, anything, please accept me?’. I never realised how they are both absolutely alone in who they are (’: Having no choice but to build a “kind” of their own around themselves (Mico by making corpse marionettes and Rom by rebirthing humans into her spider Kin apparently)

#bloodborne #fandomry rambles #*sets the counter 'X days since I just utilised my pain and existencial trauma to write a BB character better' to 0 again* #i wish i could actually work on my problems instead of escaping into art and pouring my crisis into a morbid videogame character #like i said my priority is to either switch on part time job or go unemployed and literally hunt my food (gov won't help the mentally ill) #days off are just... not enough for me to recover energy at all #let alone having energy for absolutely insane shit like cooking my food or cleaning my room... i've hit critical point recently #i've been denied the light of sun since early july but i am denied the chill embrace of the shadow too now #(good luck deciphering my metaphors) #emptiness. solitude. no way out but to create sort of... conditions that fit my design...? #like misty lake hahaha #i am literally rom #no matter what sweet innocent 'dumb' child you see her as but... #seeing everything and being amalgam of every kind of superior creature in lore does... things to a person #only someone like her would be able to accept so much knowledge and not implode #i think she is called 'idiot' (or 'vacuous' in english version) because like... #anyone else with this sort of knowledge would either go insane or know how to use it to rewrite the universe itself #instead of just 'perceiving' all this knowledge and lay around like a lazy potato #only doing her part by hiding this knowledge from those that aren't ready but her barrier is- #-penetrable because with enough insight you can still see through her concealment #she doesn't mind you see messed up secrets if you want them so much just don't rope unprepared people into it too