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2aceofspades · 1 year
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Clearing some things up
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I dunno...I just felt like drawing these two
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hellboys · 2 months
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if negan and rick don't have that unhinged sexual tension when they meet again on screen im throwing the whole series away
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oceaniads · 9 months
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one day, a few years from now, i'll be sitting on the sofa with a dream of spring on my lap, and i'll turn the page and face a theon (or asha) chapter. in it asha will bring theon to harlaw so he can meet alannys again, and she'll warn him how their mother has changed and how losing three sons made her all but mad and how she barely remembers anything. and theon will be mentally preparing himself to watch his mother's face turn in aversion at the sight of old thin battered half dead him. but when theon steps into that room, alannys will rise up from the bed and say asha, you brought my baby boy home and they will all hug and maybe cry a little. even asha. and obviously me. i'll be crying a lot, for a long time.
and then i'll close the book because grrm wouldn't be able to write something that would please me more. it'll be my little happy ending.
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so World Heroes' Mission gave us a far better option for passing on One for All than eating a hair right? but I was thinking. Since a small blood contact over broken skin was enough, then a small quantity of dna is needed. So uhm,
would a kiss (potentially with torn lips, after a fight, blood and their teeth) make it?
cause I think yes and it drives me insane
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commissionsdarian · 4 months
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DAMIAANNNN!!!! HIIIII HELLOOOO YES YES DOWN HERE!!
HOW ARE YOU? I AM GOOD, MOSTLY.
HELLO PAIGE, I'M DOING FINE THANK YOU. GREAT TO HEAR YOU'RE DOING GOOD, NICE ACCOUNT BY THE WAY
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reasoncourt · 1 year
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ok i’m giving up. god’s sun doesn’t shine on me or whatever. tell me if something interesting happens
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🍓🗡️
you're kinda funny i guess
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the-flyingnimbus · 2 years
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I need a best friend who can draw my wildest fantasies while I write theirs.
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serendipitous-magic · 2 years
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Hi!
I just read The Red Envelope and I think your writing is absolutely astonishing. I haven’t read a book in years but I read your whole fic in one sitting. It really was so beautiful.
I was wondering if you took any sort of tips/donations/compensation for your work? I mean when I say that was the most beautiful writing I have ever had the pleasure of reading. I would really like to support you and your work, if you are open to that
Please don’t ever stop writing. You are so incredibly talented. I cannot wait to read the second fic in the series tomorrow. Thank you again :-)
Best, Max
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Who, me? Nothin' but us gay hoodies here.
Yeah, I don't know how to respond to incredibly nice compliments. Many thank. Such appreciate.
Tell you what, if I ever manage to publish my original novels I'll let y'all know so people can pay money for those if they want, kay?
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z0nic · 2 years
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Scourge threatened dr kintobor to give him and his gang top/bottom surgery for free even though he would have done it for free anyways and he was very nice about it
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borderlinerotica · 5 months
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going to canada to get legally assisted suicide for my bpd
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saradiation · 18 days
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Hey it's that time of the year again :D
HAPPY 413! 🎂
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the-phantom-peach · 3 months
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skyward sword… yeah <3
Crimson Loftwing
↻ ◁ || ▷ ↺
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kathaynesart · 2 months
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The @tmntaucompetition is no place for a tiny tot to be left alone, especially with all these rowdy teens running amok. My heart just broke when I saw little Kid Leo crying, @angelpuns and @red-rover-au, and I knew Replica Leo's would too. Problem is they're probably going to be searching for a while cuz Replica Leo is looking for other unsupervised children. Oops.
This is in response to these couple of threads I've seen going around: COMIC 1 - COMIC 2 - COMIC 3 - COMIC 4 - COMIC 5
You kids need to all calm down!
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inkskinned · 1 year
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there are a lot of posts out there that are positive and healthy coping mechanisms for handling the holidays. this is not one of them :)
i think there's like. going to be times in your life you will be stuck in a social situation that you cannot escape from gracefully. i do not know why the internet doesn't believe these times exist. it's not always just that your physical safety is at risk - sometimes it's legit like "i just don't currently have the energy or time to put in the effort of responding to this." sometimes it's a coworker you hate so much. sometimes it's just like, fine, you know? like you know you can handle your aunt when she's cheerily horrible, but if you actually set a boundary around her, it's going to be weeks of fallout with your father.
i don't know why people think the answer is always just "cut them out!" or "don't let them get away with that!" because ... the real world is tricky and complicated. i think kind of a lot of us have an internal "radiation poisoning" meter for certain people. like - i'm talking about the ones who are absolutely giving you gradual ick damage. like, you can handle them, but you'll be exhausted.
and yes. you absolutely should listen to your therapist and the good posts about handling others and set good boundaries and take care of yourself. prioritize peace.
HOWEVER :) ...... since im often in a situation with a Gradual Sense of Ick person i cannot just "cut out" of my life (without losing someone else precious to me) - i have sort of developed the most. maladaptive form of mischief possible. because like, if i'm going to have to listen to this shit again, i like to have a little bit of private fun with it.
now! again, i am physically safe, just mentally drained by this man. you should only do this with people you are not in danger with. which leads me to my suggestions for when your Unfortunate Acquaintance shows up and says oh everyone pay attention to me.
my favorite word is "maybe!" said as brightly and happily as possible. whenever the Horrible Person starts in on a topic you do not want to go further with, particularly if they make a claim that you know to be inaccurate, do not respond to it. you and i have both tried to actually argue with this person, and it hasn't gone well, because this person just wants the drama of an argument. however, "maybe!" gives them literally nothing to go on. it is incredibly disarming. they are used to people having some response. they know they can't prove what they're saying, and maybe! treats them like the child they are. it dismisses them in the politest way possible.
i like to say maybe! and then, in their stunned silence, immediately change the subject. this is because i have adhd and i will have something unrelated to talk about, but if you can't think of topics fast enough, i recommend just pointing to something and saying, "isn't that lovely?" because fuck you let's bring in some positivity.
by the way. that second trick - of pointing to something and stating an opinion about it? - that just works on its own, like, 70% of the time. i picked it up from teaching preschoolers. it's an intentional "redirect". it stops children crying and it also stops grown adults from finishing their explanation on why women belong in kitchens. dual wielding!
keep it silly for yourself. i absolutely do not care if people think i'm fucking stupid (it's more fun if they do) and as a result i will purposefully misunderstand things just to see how long it takes them to realize i've completely removed them from the subject at hand. when they say "women aren't funny" i get to be like. "which women." "all women." "all women in america?" "no in the world." "like the mole people? the people in the world?" "what? no. like, alive." "oh are we not counting the mole people?" "what the fuck are you talking about." "you don't believe in the mole people?"
similarly, i play a personal game called "one up me." my Evil Acquaintance literally knows this game exists (my family & friends caught onto it and now also play it) and it always fucking gets him. i don't know why. you have to be willing to be a little free-spirited on this one, though. the trick is that when they make one of those horrible little bigoted or annoying comments they are always making, you need to go one unit weirder. not more intense, mind you - just more weird. "you don't look good in that dress." "yeah, actually, my other dress was covered in squid ink due to a mishap at the soup store." "you shouldn't wear such revealing clothes." "wait, what? oh shit. sorry, your son tears off strips when no one is looking and eats them. i swear it was longer before we left the building."
the point of "one up me" is to completely upend this person's narrative. we both know this person likes setting up situations where you cannot "win" and then they really like telling other people how badly you handled it. in a usual situation, if you respond "please don't say something that rude", you're a bitch. but if you let it happen, you're letting yourself be debased. they are not usually expecting door number three: unflappably odd. because what are they going to say when they're telling everyone how badly you behaved? "she said my son eats her dresses" ".... okay?"
if you can, form an allyship with someone whomst you can tagteam with. where they can pick up on your weird "soup store" story and run with it.
the following phrase is amazing and can be deployed for any situation: "oh, be nice :) it's the holidays!" i do not know why this works as often as it does. i'll say it for the most random shit. i think this is bc most of the time these people know they're being impolite, they just like to fight.
godbless. when in doubt, remember that you could always start stealing their pens.
the whole point of this is - if you can't escape. maybe see how long you can just be. like. a horrible little menace.
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critterbitter · 4 months
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The electric wonder duo and lightning boogaloo go skating in Castelia City! Meanwhile, Ingo and Litwick add flavor text from the safety of the sidelines.
(I think the gang take photos, little snapshots of memory that they look back on fondly.)
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Masterpost for more clown shenanigans!
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