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u always get it @clowndensation

just watched a tik tok where they said ‘if a guy tell u he’s an alpha u should ask him “is that a furry thing?”’

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i’m playing pool with these girls and they’re like ‘it’s ok it’s ok’ cause i was saying my boyfriend should do the shot i don’t want to do. and it’s like …. did i ask for permission? there’s no rules here. i don’t wanna hit it soo um. ur turn

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just watched a tik tok where they said ‘if a guy tell u he’s an alpha u should ask him “is that a furry thing?”’

#exactly

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and i think this would actually make many men pass away. not furry men. they’re stronger than gpop. but the lesser men. for sure

just watched a tik tok where they said ‘if a guy tell u he’s an alpha u should ask him “is that a furry thing?”’

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and if he says he means he’s ‘top dog’ amongst his friends u should just say ‘i’m sure u are 🫂💕🥰

just watched a tik tok where they said ‘if a guy tell u he’s an alpha u should ask him “is that a furry thing?”’

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just watched a tik tok where they said ‘if a guy tell u he’s an alpha u should ask him “is that a furry thing?”’

#a brilliant response i am putting into my repertoire

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you know how to fish i know aristotle

#i love the reference to aristotle cause of all philosophers #or english lit references (idk wat she was going for) #aristotle is (forgive me aristotle 4th year professor i didnt go to any lecture for) #not very interesting #especially compared to his contemparies #like ok taylor #u know aristotle #but why? #like why aristotle? #of all the things? #it makes me respect u less

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everyone keeps saying shit like 'u written ur assignment yet? hey. sursh! hey! u written ur assignemnt>? no? ok well like. well. have u caught up on the other stuff? sursh? hey? hey!? sursh??????!!!!!!'

and i hope they die in a very not literal but maybe literal in the metaphorical sense of hyperbolic analogical metaphorical shut up idc grow up leave me alone

i havent done shit

fucking OBvioUslY

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when kendall implied stewy was bi

when logan died

when roman was interacting with matsson in any way

when-

Boss can i go home early some shit is happening in my fandom and im a pretty active person in the community so my presence is needed

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Boss can i go home early some shit is happening in my fandom and im a pretty active person in the community so my presence is needed

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i love the idea of omega verse cause it was so clearly just invented to answer the question: what if my fav could still be a white cis male while also being oppressed? and thus more *uwu*

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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

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what's the point in hooking up with older men if they can't even host? you're 43 with 2 roommates????

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i'm getting a lot of phantom likes rn so if youve liked anything i've posted u should probs check if ur in tumblr jail <3

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glenn howerton eating a burrito, probably early 2000s