I went to a furry convention and got lectured by my grade 6 gym teacher about lentils.
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Got hired as a P.E. teacher, but his real passion lies in waxing the gym floor
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OKAY SO TODAY FOR GYM CLASS WE HAD TO DO SPRINTS AND I WAS JUST LISTENING TO THE GIRLS IN FRONT OF ME WHEN I WONDERED “where’s the rest of the class?” AND I TURNED AROUND AND THEY’RE ALL BEHIND ME????? HUH???? USUALLY I’M IN THE BACK CAUSE MY LEGS SUCK TO THE POINT I WENT TO PHYSICAL THERAPY. BUT NOW I’M FASTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE???? LIKE WHY AM I RUNNING WITH THE SUPER FAST GIRLS???? HELLO???
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Unfortunately the fedora didn't help him much when he went head first into the water fountain.
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In teaching gym to a combined class of 45 Gr1&Gr2 kids (5-8yo) I've been doing I game I call 'Musical Freeze' that's kinda a three way cross between Freeze Dance, Doctor Tag, and whatever ball handling skill we're learning that day. So the kids are running around, doing something like dribbling a basketball (this week) and have to freeze when the music is paused, but if they lose their ball they also have to freeze and wait for a high five from a teacher. And I genuinely don't know which the kids enjoy more, actually playing the game, or watching me sprint around the gym - dramatically singing Disney songs - as I tag them all back in.
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I started a debate in gym class over Shrek vs Donkey and we decided to vote on it. We paired up and whoever could jump the highest/farthest got their vote counted. Shrek won and then four people were murdered.
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Guys.. a random post on my dashboard just opened up my brain
The reason why I have such a terrible, fucked up relationship with exercising (especially running 🤢) is not because I'm just a lazy slob.
It's because of my experiences in p.e. class back in elementary school! That class right there, was the WORST part of my day! I was a fat kid, so it was extra difficult. And there were certain days when we had to run A LOT, and for long. It was the most painful and humiliating thing I've went through in those years. Especially with most of my then-classmates being nasty, evil little brats about it.
I've hated running ever since. I still do. There's no way in fucking hell I'll ever do morning runs and stuff like that voluntarily. It would be just as painful and humiliating as it was many years ago.
And I have no idea how to get over this feeling.
Rant over.
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Obligatory gym class should be illegal btw
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