INCORRECT QUOTES:
Gregory: “I always have a plan for staying on top of things for this month. Seize control of every opportunity, get my grind on and work my hardest and absolute smartest to be my best self. Drink lots of coffee, eat lots of pastries, pet lots of cats when I’m on the verge of a crisis, and pray to whatever god is up there that the power of love, hope and faith can get me through it all. Even if my enemies are the gods I end up praying to, I will never lose sight of my goal. I’ll simply just work harder.”
Glamrock Freddy: “... It’s past your bedtime. Please, I beg of you, rest.”
Gregory: “I was comatose for fifty-seven years straight, brother dear. I can endure this delightful misery for a while lo-” *instantly collapses*
Glamrock Freddy: “...I rest my case.”
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Elizabeth: “How do you think life would be if me and Michael weren’t your siblings?”
Evan: “For one thing, I would be sane.”
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Gregory: “Lizzy, I’m sorry. I’m not allowing you into the kitchen for reasons I can’t say.”
Vanessa: “...Me and Bubba left you alone with Chica for three fucking minutes, how did you already cause such a ruckus within the span of three minutes.”
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Gregory, opening a Fizzy Faz: “Oh, fine, then. I guess I’ll just drink my sorrows away.”
Sundrop, whose poor heart skipped a beat: “How does he know what that means!?”
Vanessa: *nervous whistling*
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Gregory: “You know what the old saying is; go big, or go home!”
Freddy and Vanessa: “Dear god, please, I BEG of you, please, for just ONCE in your life, please, go HOME, PLEASE.”
Gregory, whispering so quietly he’s practically mouthing the words at this point: “I’m going big.”
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Freddy: “You know, Liz, not every problem can be solved with a swiss army dagger.”
Vanessa: “I know. That’s why I carry two of them.”
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Gregory: “I’ve had a coffee and a single oreo within the past two hours. I’ve got a Fazerblaster, I’m four foot seven, and I’m always ready to fight God on sheer adrenaline and rage alone.”
Vanessa: “Someone fix my poor big brother.”
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Montgomery Gator: “Oi, little guy, ain’t it past yer’ bedtime?”
Gregory, filling out paperwork in scented glitter gel pen: “Isn’t it time you minded your own business?”
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Elijah (Bonnie Mask Bully): “Oi, loser, isn’t it past your bedtime?”
Evan, filling out paperwork with a crayola marker: “Isn’t it time you shut up? Permanently?”
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Michael, glaring incredulously at Evan: “You keep track of all the information you’ve ever learned and used in a bloody ledger?”
Evan, sipping his tea with extra milk and sugar nonchalantly: “Oh? And you don’t?”
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Katrina Emily (Mrs. Emily): “Hypothetically, would you slap your older brother for 50,000 dollars?”
Evan: “I’d shatter all the bones his leg for two slices of piping hot Fredbear’s Pizza and a refreshingly cold beverage.”
Michael:
Evan: “And then I would hug him and drown him in apologies for the next two hours, and also sign his cast.”
Michael: “Oh.”
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Evan (inspired by one Tumblr post): “The sexiest thing about me? Everything hurts my feelings.”
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Gregory (Reincarnated Vessel) and Charlotte Emily (CharlieBot): *points at family love* “This one sparks joy.”
Gregory and Charlie turning to romance and pointing at it: “This one does not spark joy.”
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Some random person: “Oh, but romance and love are what make us human!”
Gregory/Evan, Charlie, and Cassidy: *turn to each other* “It’s tough being a god, y’know?”
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Susie, hanging out around Gregory with the other MCI gang: “What’s your ideal date?”
Gregory: “MM/DD/YYYY. Other formats tend to be confusing, such as the ones used in passports for traveling to other countries.”
Cassidy: “As one who speaks from personal experience, I can confirm the validity of such wisdom.”
Charlie: “Agreed.”
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Gregory: “Do I feel romantic attraction or am I just lonely and depressed and love and touch-deprived?”
Freddy and Vanessa: “...Do you need a hug?”
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We need more lettuce family positivity! What are some new headcanons you have for them after hopes came out? Cyril is also part of their family btw you cant convince me otherwise.
You want positivity and I was thinking in the car "what if Seteth asked Rhea to kill him if he was ever turned in a relic in AG and she became really upset because she already saw dozens of her older siblings die she could never kill her brother" -
Positivity it is then!
Seteth teaches Cyril how to ride and fight on a wyvern, Shamir may not be here anymore to teach him how to shoot a bow, but he can still fly with Seteth.
Sometimes they don’t even train at all, they just talk about anything and everything, and while Cyril tries really really really hard to convince Seteth to ask Rhea to fight on the front lines - to defend her instead of staying in the back, Seteth once tells him that to Rhea, his well-being is more important than her own. She sees him as someone she must protect, not the inverse.
Cyril then vows to become stronger, to be the one to protect Lady Rhea and not be a kid needing protection again, to which Seteth agrees, and they train to do barrel rolls on wyverns (also, Seteth can teach Cyril how to use spears while riding wyverns, something he cannot do when he is fighting for mysterious reasons).
Being the concerned Uncle he is, Seteth tries to teach him manoeuvers through Saint Cichol’s treatise on strategy, but ultimately found out about Cyril’s illiteracy and immediately started to teach how to ride and write.
(TFW Rhea doesn’t read him stories or old legends, but sort of recalls events of her past life and romances them a bit)
Flayn tries to start up a pseudo school to teach and read the Fodlan language, Cyril joins with the dozens of orphans (from Duscur?) and while there’s a language barrier at first, they manage to make some progress - King Dimitri thinks it’s a neat idea, to help his people and to make children forget, at least for one afternoon per week, the fact that there’s a war raging on and people hellbent on invading Faerghus for reasons.
Once upon a blue moon, she and Seteth go to Rhodos Coast, with Cyril - Rhea absolutely refuses to go (she’d still feel guilty about Seteth’s wife’s death thus thinks she cannot decently go to her grave) - and Flayn tells her mom how there is a new war going on, but just like last time, she made a ton of good friends and even has a cousin now.
When she and Barney went on the market to buy “nice things”, Flayn bought a ribbon for her mother, and drops it on her grave, fulfilling a promise she made during the War of Heroes to go shopping with her and to find her something nice.
She hopes they can all return here next year, and bids her goodbye.
Seteth doesn’t have a lot to say, but he drops flowers and tries to explain to Cyril that, uh, while he and Flayn are siblings, they are not actually, but they are still “like family” to Rhea, and that person who died here is his wife, Flayn’s mother and someone who was like “family” to Rhea as well.
Cyril then asks Seteth why he was brought here, sure he is touched that they brought him to this very important place for them, but why him?
“Why, you are family to us as well.”
Being blunt as always, Cyril notes that he forgot to say “like family” but said “family” this time, but he sort of understands the message.
Rhea not so much, why is Cyril suddenly so happy that Seteth called him part of his family but he doesn’t react like this when she calls him her son?
Flayn points out that she used to call everyone in the monatery her “children”, and anyways, they have to find a golden trinket and soon for Cyril, since everyone in the family has one.
Cyril cheers up Rhea when she feels like dirt, after some zealots from the Western Church tried to raid the Camulus Cathedral and called her a “monster”.
A peon claimed to know what Rhea really is (he wanted to say a witch) which hits her hard, because she’s thinking again that this war and all those people wanting to kill her want to do so because her ears are pointy.
And thinks Faerghus is also under attack because they sheltered her - maybe her brothers were right, maybe there’s no place for Nabateans in Fodlan, or if there is one, it must be one away from humans, since their existence always bring them harm - since she stopped being Seiros the Warrior, she swore to always be proud, even if she would be the last one remaining, to be a Nabatean, but she cannot ignore the truth anymore, if her ears had never been pointy, then Fodlan wouldn’t have known so much torments -
Cyril just stops her in her self-depreciating mental loop - she is not a monster, they are the ones attacking her for no reason, and even if they had one and she was really a monster, then she is less monstruous than everyone he met before meeting her since she helps everyone, saved everyone she could, and saved him when no one else cared.
Rhea thanks him, and hugs him, calling him wise and hugs him (in front of everyone!!) which makes him very embarassed, but since she seems to look better he won’t mind that much.
Rhea sometimes participates in Cyril’s training, but stays in “shape” by training against Catherine with the sword.
Catherine brags to everyone who can about Rhea’s martial prowesses, but Rhea personally thinks she’s still not in shape, alas she cannot train with her former master at arms Cichol anymore, since he lost most of his powers/stamina.
One day Dimitri joined them, Rhea had PTSD about Willy’s mullet and tried to cut Dimitri’s ponytail, but she stopped at the last second, thinking it might worsen the relationships between the Church and the Kingdom. Dimitri of course thought Rhea gave up on purpose as to not humiliate him - unaware of the ponytail issue - and wants a “fair” rematch, but she always refuses.
She heard one of the young Charon knights call Catherine “Cassie” - which irked her to no ends, before finally giving up, and introducing the young knight to Rhea as her younger sister - which prompted her to ask, later that day, to Seteth if she annoyed him back then when she called him “Cicha” instead of Cichol.
Not waiting for his answer, she said it was for the best if she kept on calling him “Cicha” anyways since it wouldn’t sell out his identity to humans if she forgots to call him Seteth once.
Rhea overhears young Faerghian children talking about the strongest heroes of legend, and making a tierlist on how strong their heroes are
Being the mean runts they are, they put Saint Cichol dead last on the list, because he isn’t known to have won battles by himself or have done super cool things like the other Saints. They rank him lower than King Dimitri (who’s lower than King Lambert and of course lower than Loog who’s the number 1).
Rhea is a bit saddened to hear it, because Cichol was strong, and she tells them that Cichol was stronger than Seiros at the sword, he was, actually, the one who taught her how to fight using weapons. The children nod, and thus rank Seiros lower than Cichol. Cue a child saying it’s not good, Saint Seiros saved the World, she can’t be dead last!
Catherine mistook Rhea participating to the tierlist as her “playing with the children”, but hopefully the debate ended with soup time.
Macuil and Rhea are not on good terms, not at all. Rather, Macuil said next time they saw each other, he was going to kill her (because she didn’t want to kill those pesky humans who descended from the Elites and still has faith in them).
He cannot refuse anything from Flayn though, so he begrudgingly comes to her Xth birthday, since he is not that far, and he cannot avoid humans on the way. Introduced as Seteth’s brother, he sold everything calling Rhea his “worthless sister”.
Macuil doesn’t really like humans at all, especially not the ones who descend from the Elites, but Cethleann invited a blonde human with a ridiculous ponytail to the festivities celebrating her day of birth, a human with dark hair who keeps on telling the world he isn’t here to cut fruits, while cutting fruits, a Gautier and a bunch of other humans who apparently met blue lions in the Oghma Mountains, or something like this.
He finds their presence less insufferable as he first thought when they start to nerd about Zoltan and magic swords. Rhea wonders why he looks pleased, did he forgot he wasn’t the one who made those weapons, or worse, did he brag about them when they all know Indech made them??
As for Indech, Flayn went to investigate rumours about a ghost living in Lake Teutates, remembering her Uncle has the worst sense of humour possible.
Cyril tagged along (or was dragged along), it’s not like he believes in ghosts, but Ashe and Mercedes, his new “friends” want to settle a point about ghosts existing or not.
Flayn returns with a satchel of Zanado Fruits, Cyril with a golden trinket, Ashe with a bow and Mercedes with the confirmation that some people can apparently conjure ghosts out of thin air, but they are not real ghosts like what she read in her stories.
Alerted about the state of the World right now, Indech passed by Camulus Cathedral to make fun of Rhea about her legendary “instincs not being wrong” and how she often bragged about being a good judge of character for 3 days and 3 nights, and then went on his merry way.
Cichol received a new shield though, before marching on Enbarr (AG verse).
In an universe where Manuela isn’t ruined by the writers to join Supreme Bullshit, she actually lends her “tome of the Comely Saints” to Flayn, who reads it to her Aunt and dad, and several old opera books about various plays she used to play in Enbarr
Seteth nearly dies of aneurysm, he has never been a scoundrel frolicking with every women he met! Rhea doubles down, even if he had been, who could even fall for him? Flayn’s Mother was just the exception that confirmed the rule, no one in their right mind can tolerate him ! And who on their right mind would find Macuil attractive? Honestly, humans are incomprehensible.
She was more annoyed at the lack of the “Grand Epic of Great Emperor Wilhelm’s Journey” she totally did not write but might have sponsorised an Adrestian playwriter to make, but Manuela told Flayn that every story about Emperor Wilhelm was frowned upon and disapproved in Enbarr since Ionius IX’s accession to the throne, so the Mittelfrank company can only perform its “classicals” when they’re giving a representation in the countryside.
They still wonder what Liora’s story was supposed to be inspired from, Indech? Or an even older sibling, and the story was passed down since ages long lost, before Nemesis’n’co?
Rhea always used to borrow Cichol’s things
Even back then in Zanado, she hid cats under his bed, and borrowed his clothes to make “clothes” for her animals - usually using them as blankets. Of course her animals (ranging from normal cats to mountain lions to Giant Wolves) often destroyed his clothes, often by scratching them.
Being the good and responsible older brother, he sermoned her but told her she could still do it, since it was born from her desire to help, but really, she could just ask him, he would not refuse.
She called him a liar when he refused to lend clothes to Willy when “preaching to the goddess” went wrong, but he hold his ground - he disapproves and his belongings would not be used to support something he doesn’t. Willy tried to defuse the situation saying how he doesn’t really need clothes when he is with Seiros anyways. It didn’t work as he expected.
In Faerghus, she borrowed his “herbal balm” for Cyril, when the boy first had to shave. Rodrigue suggested he could direct her to a famous barber - who works for him ! - but she refused immediately, if Cyril has to shave or take care of his facial hair, the men of Faerghus are the last people on Fodlan she would ever consult on the topic.
Flayn tried to fight using the sword once, wanting to mirror her super cool aunt by spinning
It was a glaring failure, Rhea telling her that spinning needs to have a good foothold, and she can do it in mid-air because she uses the power of her crest. Cethleann’s own powers are different, thus it is up to her to find her own fighting style.
They still train together in black magic, and Rhea ultimately taught her how to summon “ghosts” like all Nabateans can do, but given how Flayn’s body is recovering she forbids her from doing this, else she would go to sleep for more than 1k years this time.
Besides, they don’t need to conjure soldiers from magic anymore, they have real allies this time!
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