#Lizard family time?

[randomnameless]

Shower thoughts,

On top of being the only one, bar player privilege, to know Seteth currently has a daughter and had a wife, the one who rushed to her death to save Flayn, and one of the ones who immediately went to Rhea's side after she ate missiles and is on death's door -

Canon Manu also knows the song of nabateans (some verses Rhea isn't usually singing).

Add to that her book lusting after male nabateans, wouldn't that make her in a world where the uwu hammer rusted and disappeared, something as close to a family friend the nabateans, with all of their need for secrecy, have ?

Manu honorary lizard confirmed

#Manu hell alt #Lizard family time? #One of the perks using the jp audio I guess #Fe16 #Eff nopes it shafted her

[puppyeared]

i think the reason why im so drawn to spirit tracks and pkmn scarvi is that having the legendary/princess as a companion rather than a goal that marks the games completion makes me feel satisfied the way i would after helping a friend

my brother always teases me about how I still havent finished botw after almost 7 years bc "id rather be out picking flowers" which i wont say is untrue. and yes i know Zeldas been holding off ganon for 100 years, yes i can get some sort of idea what her relationship with link was like by recalling memories and going through her diary. ive always loved botw for its unique storytelling and setting which makes it stand out, because it lets you get to know who you're saving.

but because theyre memories, it only works if theres something for the player to investigate that already happened. its retroactive (but effective nonetheless)

on the other hand, spirit tracks does something similar but instead of having the player try to piece together memories and interpret them as a spectator, you actually have an opportunity to get to know zelda yourself by talking to her and working together. besides making it a gameplay mechanic, giving the player control over how they interact with zelda makes it so much more personable.

and I find that making the goal feel personal instead of an obligation gives me more of a reason to work towards it. I know what kind of person botw zelda was but as the player, shes still very much a stranger to me. but spirit tracks zelda? thats my friend!!!! she invited me to go to the beach after we get her body back!!! i dont want to whip her to make her move faster thats mean :(

you know how hostage negotiators are trained to introduce themselves and get to know the person theyre negotiating with because its harder to hurt someone when you know what their favorite food is? its kinda like that, because it feels like im helping a friend than being told or led to do smth

and although i havent played scarvi myself, i feel an attachment to koraidon and miraidon even just watching playthrough clips because its like!! thats my weird scaly dog!! it loves sandwiches and we're friends!!! you know!!!!!!

#i dont normally write long posts like this but i think ive been trying to put this into words for a long time and it finally happened #my cloth mother spirit tracks zelda and my wire mother lttp zelda #ACTUALLY ANOTHER THING when i was a kid i always felt guilty when i had to catch the legendary at the end of the game #because to me it was like 'i know none of this is real but if i capture you and have you under my thumb am i robbing the world of something #normal thoughts for a 10 year old to have #when i talked to my brother abt this he was like 'i mean yeah the point is to dunk on the NPCs what were you expecting' and i mean i think #i get that its supposed to feel rewarding because the legendary is THE reward. but it doesnt feel right and i dislike he feeling of pushing #others down to get ahead. i guess u can argue sun/moon does smth similar where you have nebby with lillie #but lillie still ends up handing nebby over to the player and i STILL feel bad because im like shit man you raised that little guy #and koraidon/miraidon feels less like a reward but more like overpowered motorcycle lizard that is just so oupydog. and i love him #and in spirit tracks i went out of my way doing some of the side quests bc zelda asked nicely and honestly that was enough for me #i think all of this boils down to.. i feel very protective abt things i care abt so stories that give me a reason to care hits harder #this can also go the other way bc i CRIED when i finished links awakening because i KNEW every person and im responsible for #literally the end of their world. like. there was a family with 5 kids. marin loved singing and cared about me. she was my FRIEND #i just. ugh. i have too many feelings rn. i kinda wanna draw more spirit tracks link and zelda i think that wld make me feel better #yapping #diary #loz #pokemon

[fbwzoo]

This boy moves fastest for roaches! Also I'm delighted, this is the first time he's been on that back grapewood log. He really seems to be enjoying all of his branches a lot & that makes me so happy. He's been enjoying his new ponytail palm by chewing on one of the leaves too. 😂

#reptiblr #bearded dragon #beardie #my pets #animal pics #fbw rambles #ed beardie #video #autoplay #bug tw #roaches tw #he's also still choosing different sleeping spots often #so it's become a family past time to play spot the lizard whenever we go into the animal room now #last night was a new one - on the floor behind the palm pot

[misted-buttercup-enjoyer]

#honestly being Frisk must be so weird like. your eight. you accidentally freed a civilization in the span of one day. you secretly have #control over time and space. your family consists of two skeletons named after fonts two anthropomorphic goats #a fish lady and a lizard lady. most of them have either tried to kill you or willingly put your life in danger at some point. you are #responsible for integrating these monsters into society as a political representative. your not even gender. your best friend is a small #dino. your brother is a flower who used to be god twice but you beat him both times. your sibling for some inexplicable reason #narrates everything you do. you may or may not be possessed don't think about it you don't like soda and are maybe a prophecy answer #frisk undertale #frisk dreemurr #frisk ut #frisk #toriel dreemurr #made-up theology #undertale #my meme #undertale memes

[op3ra]

casually remembering that some states just have lizards fucking everywhere is insane. like what do you mean you just have those little guys all over the place. like they're not special they're just EVERYWHERE

#every time i walk into the pet store to specifically look at lizards i have this moment #we have some like. desert/plains lizards but they're LARGE and VERY RARE i have not seen any myself #i am. a lover of reptiles and amphibians #when i was like 9 my family's road trips to the state over were just an entire weekend of me trying to catch the desert lizards there #rambles #delete l8r

[kyouka-supremacy]

i wanna hear your thoughts about black lizard <3

S U R E. I love the Black Lizards so much, in my mind they really are the closest to family the pm has. You have these two very dysfunctional traumatized kids made of:

Gin we don't know much about except that they grew up in the mafia and have a brother who literally doesn't know how to express any emotion that isn't raw primordial rage

Tachihara who like. Where do I even start, since childhood had major younger sibling complex™ that evolved into trauma when said brother died in war making him also develop major revenge complex™, was dysfunctional to the point of becoming a thug to cope with his complexes, got caught and recluted by the fucking police that on top of likely body modifications assigned him to be a spy at (makes some very quick calculations) 16, apparently, to the major criminal and most dangerous organization of Yokohama

They both found themselves working in the mafia under pretty similar circumstances, two (by the looks of it) non ability users yet nonetheless exceptionally skilled mafiosi which allowed them to climb the ranks of the pm pretty quickly. Their similar positions and complementary skills made them perfect fit to take part of an accurately schemed, all-comprehensive team that could carry out both long range attacks (Tachihara) and close range assassinations (Gin), accompanied by someone who could fill in anything the other two missed– a pm veteran, powerful ability user with enough experience to handle any escalation, and also pass on his experience to train the next generation of pm high ranks. That's how the Black Lizard was born, a team set up with clinical precision, the perfect cold expression of what the pm is like under Mori. But it was never accounted to be a family! In fact, it probably started off on a rocky start, because what else would you expect by putting together two teens - let's say the Black Lizard was formed about three years after Tachihara joined the pm and one year before the current events, so when both Gin and Tachihara were 18 - who their entire lives never experienced a single interpersonal interaction that wasn't conflictual. Still, somewhat held back from exploding into extreme conflictual outburst by their intimidating senior (who very conveniently is also proficient in handling dysfunctional teens), Gin and Tachihara kind of… Start getting each other. Or at least, start thinking they do. And soon enough their shared experiences and feelings bring them closer than they ever felt with anyone else. Because they're both like, this guy gets it!! They get what it feels like having an older brother that is so distant from you you can't seem to connect with in anyway. They get what it means having to toughen up so to not give any chance to the world to hurt you, what it feels like to hide your soft core. Even despite neither of them being aware of the other's secret identity, that's another thing they have in common and probably got them even closer. I've talked about it before but to me Gin and Tachihara became to each other the brother they always wanted but never had- someone you could take jabs with, share inside jokes, playfully send death threats to - overall, just the warm, genuine and fun feeling of siblinghood compared to the stiff and distant relationship with their older brothers that has hurt them a lot in the past (about that, at this point I truly fail to interpret the Black Lizard scene in chapter 5 any other way. “You're two minutes late” “Creepy ol' Gin's even later than me” “Ever the freak, ain'cha” “Enough, you imbeciles! Or would you prefer to be listed among the casualties?”: in no world the whole conversation between the three of them doesn't sound family-like. I can swear to you the Gin / Tachihara interaction is just the average siblings experience.)

They're so family!!!! They're so family, they make me cry. Chaotic siblings and their exasperated grandpa who loves them very much. The father figure neither of them ever had!! (I mean, Gin never had. Tachihara we can't exactly say, but if anything the little flashback of his family in chapter 73 doesn't look good). I think so much about Hirotsu and Gin specifically, Hirotsu taking Gin under his wing, Gin genuinely holding affection towards him to the point she'd even show herself more vulnerable to him and sincerely treat him as a father; in my headcanon, Hirotsu is the only person in the pm and thus the entirety of Yokohama to know Gin is a girl other than Ryuunosuke, Mori and Kouyou (and Verlaine? How are they related again?).

Idk, in my mind deep deep down Gin is a little more hopeful (or naïve, depends on how you want to see it) compared to Ryuunosuke; not that she trusts people (she doesn't), but she does believe some, very little people can actually be… Good, and well intentioned, which is a low standard but still better than Ryuunosuke believing all people are fundamentally always selfishly fighting for survival and the sorts (actually, I think Ryuunosuke is the exact reason Gin doesn't believe that, because knowing him taught her that even the most ruthless, heartless of people can still hold affection and dedication– and I'm talking about his devotion and utter love for her).

I digress, but you see how they're really this little family. They'd go on family trips and have card games and stay late at night to work on their plan for their next mission and Hirotsu would narrate exaggerated gangster stories to a Tachihara with sparkling eyes and Tachihara would make sure to cook for everyone and make a little more for Ryuunosuke too because one night Gin confessed to him she worries about how little he eats. They're family.

Except they're not. except Gin has her secrets and Tachihara has his secrets and Hirotsu has his secrets nobody can share with the others. And Gin and Tachihara are young and passionate and living the moment, are happy and satisfied with how their lives are now, whereas Hirotsu is highly perceptive and thanks to his sixth sense given from being a pm veteran he can read the signs and he just… Knows something's up with all of them, knows the good times won't last much longer; and yet can't bring himself to voice it because he loves his new subordinates / kids too much and really can't ruin their fleeting happiness, the first time in their lives they feel, more or less consciously, like they finally found a place for them. So it's all so bittersweet and tragic, you see what I mean???

Btw, Gin really doesn't have the slightest idea that Tachihara is a spy. Like, even worse than that, when she'll found out she'll first go through severe denial. She's going to hate him for that, like she never hated anyone before. And Tachihara is going to be so obviously heartbroken!! And it's so sad, because both of them are doomed to lose the closest brothers they ever had– in Tachihara's case, for the second time. It's so tragic.

Chapter 77… Man, chapter 77. Black Lizard is THE pm family, seriously. Just- I don't even know how to describe it: the warm and domestic and familiar feeling to the scene, the image of a family coming together again after having surpassed an hard time, Gin with her guard completely down and so serene, comfortable, ecstatic from the relief that despite all that happened all of them are safe and sound, and nothing else matters. The way Gin and Hirotsu cackle when Tachihara asks them if he's suited for the mafia. For Gin, the idea he isn't is absurd, insane– that's how Tachihara has always been, her mafioso coworker, her partner, friend, brother. For Hirotsu, it's the confirmation of that something is off he's already sensed so many other times; yet, he wants to reassure Tachihara, like a father would do to his son; he wants to keep the family together a little longer, as long as possible, cherish those last little serene moments where they can still be a family. And it's such a gentle, heartbreaking scene, the bittersweet knowledge that Tachihara knows that's the last time the Black Lizard can still be a family, Hirotsu who probably took a good guess on that, Gin being completely oblivious to it. How the image of the wounded bodies of Gin and Hirotsu - his wounds - is going to hunt Tachihara forever. I just love the Black Lizard so much!!! The tragic family who was brought together for one year which is alos probably going to be the only year of happiness the three of them will experience their entire lives which will change all of them profoundly to the point no one will ever be the same after breaking apart really does it for me (╥﹏╥)

#Me: Ahah I don't really cry easily when consuming media‚ the only chapters that made me cry in bsd were the Yosano chapters #*Rereads chapter 77* *Streams of tears profusely start running down my face* #Double digits chapters really ARE the most moving chapters #gin akutagawa #michizō tachihara #ryūrō hirotsu #bsd black lizard #I've said it a thousand times but Black Lizard really IS reverse spy × family. #The sicario the spy the person with huge age difference from the other two who's only half aware of the spy's plans #But most importantly!! The bittersweet feeling of knowing the family is inevitably going to break apart- #as soon as the mission is over and it's going to be painful for everyone #ryūnosuke akutagawa #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd ch 05 #bsd ch 73 #bsd ch 77 #mine #people asks me stuff #THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING I love talking them #Also. seriosuly we don't appreciate Hirotsu enough he's as much of a fundamental piece of the Black Lizard family as the other two #To quote another post of mine that's in queue: #“Hirotsu is the true mvp. He saw the next pair of dysfunctional teens with knives to each other's throats- #who would implode the moment anyone showed them true affection and went #‘uh. I'm going to make this SO family’ and actually did it nobody does it like him”

[dragonofthemountain]

D&D groups are supposed to get closer as they move through their campaigns, characters bonding through mutual sacrifice, struggle, and triumphs.

our characters have only started hating each other more

#to be clear: we as players are having a great time #our characters are all about 2.6 seconds away from murdering someone else in the party at any given time #the only one who doesn't have a set arch nemisis is our bard who is trying desperately hard to be friends with everyone #whats the opposite of a found family because we are ROCKETING towards it as fast as possible #its like if you stuck a youth pastor. a detective who steals from every house he investigates. a golden retriever. an agoraphobic lumberjac #and a lizard in the same room together and just see what happens #the answer is chaos and at least one person getting bitten #dnd #d&d memes #dnd memes #dungeons and dragons

[colorfuldreamjester]

Scemo chi legge

Boob boop motherf-cker

Also, For april fools i drew some of my favorite fools :)

Jevil and Fizzarolli sh-tty sketch (Ignore little baby Jesus he's there for emotional support)

Plus new Oc, Their name is scrambled eggs. there's no particular reason i just decided that on the spot. they're a robot, their hat is made of feathers

+ Aspen (he's made of glass he's so stupid i love him) + New masc fit for main Sona because they deserve it

#April fool's #april fool's day #april fools 2024 #april boops #jevil #Fizzarolli #Oc #Ocs #jester ocs #The lighting sucks and the background is grass bc i'm at a family friend's Countryside villa #i am having the time of my life in here #I touched like 5 spiders #one bee an ungodly amount of snails moths other critters and chased lizards like an indoor housecat on meth being let out for the first time #there's phucking flowers i love it here #and i picked fruits off trees. i may or may not start coming over here every sunday this is the LIFE

[bmpmp3]

MY cousin once removed’s WONDERFUL puppy doggy named JOHNNY

#art #traditional art #watercolour #doodled it really fast but he is very excited and is always moving around to get pets from everyone jksdljfhkdlfsd #thats why im a little MIA rn actually. visiting and meeting family in another country YEEhaw #seeing where my mother and grandmother grew up in south america and all that. lots going on at all times but im having a lot of fun learning #i have also seen so many neat birds and LIZARDS. LIZARDS.... WHY DONT WE HAVE LIZARDS IN ONTARIO #(i know why. the snow. BUT STILL) I LOVE U SMALL LIZARD SCUTTLING ACROSS THE GROUND

[todayisafridaynight]

i went on a walk and came back 60% more evil

#snap chats #you know that meme of spiderman holding back the bus while a kids walking across the street thats me @ myself right now #STOPPPP STOP BEING SAD STOP THINKING OF SAD THINGS TO DRAW OUUUUUGGGH theyd be SOOOO nice tho.. #NOOOOO STOPPPPP its JUST angst for Everyone involved #this is what i mean my dad a fucking LIAR he be like 'go on a walk to feel better :)' father i came back with the intent to harm #with the intent to harm all ten people invested in the arakawa family i have come to be cruel #but NO. NO i said no more. wheres that electric fly swatter i need one of those #i have CUTE and WHOLESOME things on the menu THAT is the OBJECTIVE #my mental health keeps getting worse and it shows im trying to fight it with family fun time #who tf made that graphic of the mate in charge of ghibli movies and he's depressed as all hell im tryna live like that #i might be dying inside but let me make something pretty at LEAST #okokok let me actually start drawin onea them sweet things. the urge to lie down all day is strong but i shant i must be stronger #also dont walk outside it hot as hell out. im built like a lizard though thats perfect for me #but tryna sit in a cold place afterwards No Thanks. #ok my head hurts bye lets see if i come back with anything or the apathy wins

[bitegore]

I'm truly fighting tooth and nail to get to sleep until 9:30 these days, its unreal

#red rambles #i cant really call them nightmares because they were interesting and fun dreams i kept deliberately throwing myself back into after the plo #went entirely to shit in them all but i kept dreaming about like my friends and family all dying or me accidentally killing my pet lizard o #spilling soda all over the floor at a funeral and shit like that #and between each dream i kept waking up #first time was at 3am and then it was fucking hourly from there #maybe more than that i think the sun was up three times i wole #genuinely want to make sure you all understand that i enjoyed these dreams a lot more than i enjoy the ones where nothing goes sideways #because then i get to solve whatever happened and it's a fun puzzle #the imagery of stroking the spine of a proud and beautiful creature and having its scales rub off with my hand and start bleeding everywherz #is probably the only part that actually felt bad to experience because it came completely out of nowhere and then she freaked out and kept t #trying to bite me as an injured animal is wont to do if you are in it's space and hurt it so i had to keep grabbing her and her scales kept #coming off LMAO #but beyond that i was genuinely having fun it's just that the dreams would end and then i'd wake up

[randomnameless]

Random Rhea HC : Nap time.

Back when she was a wee litle thing, she used to nap, like her siblings, in both human or lizard form, on Zanado's warm benches when there was some sun or anywhere, even if she prefered, as always, to sit next Sothis who would always find a way to hum her lullaby and have her sleep on her lap.

When it was cloudy and Sothis wasn't available, Cichol had to put her to "sleep" for naps, and while she always refused to, listening to his stories always did the trick (helped by Cichol tucking her to bed first), to the point where putting Cethleann to sleep was very easy for him, because he had to deal with Rhea for years previously (something he often teases her about when she pretends she's alright and doesn't need to sleep when she's Archbishop Rhea).

As Seiros the Warrior, Rhea has trouble sleeping, because even if she is Seiros the Warrior, whenever she falls asleep, she becomes the Rhea who couldn't do a thing in Zanado again, and her nightmares/memories are so frightening that she refuses to sleep.

Whenever she feels like she has too - else she will collapse - at first, when she still cannot trust humans, she escapes to the most secluded place she can find (a mountain, the top of a tree, a forest, some secluded place where no human can find her, or a cave) to rest but her nightmares mean she cannot really rest/sleep.

When she trusts them a little more (but still not that much!) she allows herself to rest for a few hours, but always alone, in a closed space, and with her weapons at hand. When she "rests" like this, she is a very light sleeper and, coupled to her nightmares, it means she cannot get effective sleep.

Willy does his thing, and while she still has some nightmares she finally manages to get some sleep, even if Willy is annoying because while he may be as warm, or even warmer, as the warm rocks from her childhood, he snores and his heartbeat is loud.

Besides, they rarely sleep when they're together because he has to polish his sword or whatnot.

When Cichol'n'co join her quest, she finally feels "safe" enough to sleep in Enbarr's palace without Willy. It's thus a common occurence during the sunny days, to see Saint Seiros sitting on a bench, or against a column, or even in the gardens, "meditating" for the most devouts. Her nightmares are still there, but knowing some of the others survived "lessens" them.

Lycaon and his friends of course pretend to "meditate with Saint Seiros" whenever they want to escape their tutors, they bring their toys and play next to her, until they fall asleep. Rhea was always puzzled to see those children sleeping next to her when she woke up, but was so amused and touched, because it reminded her of her younger days with Sothis, that she never told them to, uh, stop "missing" their lessons.

(To Cichol's great disarray, why are they always running away from his important "philosophy and life lessons" classes? To which his wife would often reply that to a bunch of 5 years old his classes are way too boring.)

Post War of Heroes, once the monastery is built, Rhea isn't "afraid" anymore to sleep because of humans, but her nightmares came back in full force, "updated" with the WoH and her "new" losses, her brothers, Cichol's wife, Lycaon, Willy, etc etc.

Jeralt once spot her asleep at her desk, he tried to wake her up gently by pushing her shoulder, but she broke his jaw as a "reflex" startled.

Sitri worries about her sleep schedule, so she arranges some time in her planning when she would be free to nap, especially when there's sun outside! However, she later discovers that Rhea's sleeping issues are caused by "nightmares" and while she never prays, she introduces her "not mom" to chamomille, maybe it can help her relax, if not sleep?

Cichol returns and while he knows she has nightmares (even since her Seiros the Warrior days) she refuses to talk about them. Ultimately Seteth, with his years of experience, pulls out the same tricks he used in his youth, giving her his reports at night, while she's tucked in bed, and making sure she drank her chamomille.

It's an old method, but it works.

Hanneman once surprised him with a book about nightmares, and asked him if he needed help, which of course attracted Manuela who gave the advice to "drink so much that you pass out and don't remember what happened when you fell asleep".

Cyril refuses to "nap" next to Rhea, or put his head on her lap despite her insistence, because that's way too embarassing and damn, he's not a kid anymore! Catherine doesn't mind at all though, and takes his turn, which annoys him even more, but for some weird reason, Lady Rhea doesn't seem to mind.

AG!Wise, Shamir catches her, Seteth and Flayn (and even that new merc who joined?) sleep in the Camulus Cathedral, when there'd be a ray of sun peering through the windows.

"They are all in deep religious meditation", says a random monk. Shamir knows better though, they're having a nap.

#rhea stuff #lizard family time? #Fodlan hc #fodlan AU #look at them craving those warm rocks #Billy doesn't know it yet but they will crave them too later on #Rhea in turn became the person people nap on later on with time #let it be Lycaon and Bord'n'Cord's children #or even Cyril or Catherine themselves #Poor seteth #he had to look after his younger siblings during the Agarthan war when everyone would have left with Sothis to fight against them #thus it's as if he became dad at age 10 #Macuil refused to nap that's something inferior beings like humans do #he just 'rests' while closing his eyes it's very different

[pumpkinmagekupo]

Piece of Mind

 “To have my wonderful daughter in a portrait would fill me with joy, and-” he cleared his throat and looked towards the portrait again, his ears tinged in red “-I must confess I do boast about you and your marvellous escapades to everyone.” 

Mizuki pursed her lips as she chuckled. “You’re proud of me?”

Long post ahoy

Those words took a moment to settle in.

Proud.

Mizuki reached up to pull on the edges of her hat and a smile spread across her face.

He's proud of me...

Edmont was mildly concerned, he only saw Mizuki recoil at his words. Had he offended her? He was about to speak when Mizuki lifted her head with the brightest smile on her face.

"I will make you so proud!" she exclaimed, her tail flicked up in elation. Had such simple words really meant that much to her? "I will do my very best!"

Edmont chuckled "you needn't do more than you already have. I am already so proud of you." he said, offering her a warm tender smile. Her eyes welled and she threw her arms around him, her hat fluttered to the ground as it collided with him.

"Thank you, father...thank you so much..." she mumbled into his chest. Edmont smiled and rested a hand on her head.

"It gives me piece of mind, to see you walk through the doors and unharmed. Please don't forget to rest, a hero you might be but you are my daughter and I do worry."

#ramblings of a pumpkin #gpose #WHOLESOME TIME #oc: mizuki #edmont de fortemps #papa edmont #found family #i will die on my found family hill. #Mizuki not used to being praised #au ra and miqo'te tail expressions I love it #ffxiv #au ra #lizard wizard

[volos-wish]

I think Curt Connors/The Lizard is a underrated Spider-Man character: a hot take by me.

#1. he wasnt written well in the movies (they removed the scenes with his family) #2. the insomniac games did him well I think but at the same time they left it very open in a way that you have to put the pieces together #yourself #so they dont really explain it outright but like the details in his house and stuff does #spectacular is definitely my favorite iteration of him #and rn while reading the og comics I love how he helps spiderman out and hates becoming the lizard #hes just a family man and a really good but stupid scientist #hes not a man scientist that wants yo turn the world to lizards #the lizard doesn't even KNOW that it is curt connors #y talks #ramble in the tags #spiderman #curt connors #the lizard

[goodeye-cyborg]

"He was an elf" Okay, we talkin keebler, christmas, legolas, or something else entirely?

#if you have nonhuman sapient species in your story you gotta like.... not assume your world building was done by someone else #there will always be people whos first time reading this kind of story might be yours! #you might end up with someone like me thinking the do'urden family are just teeny tiny cuz they can ride underground lizards

[spiciestmarinara]

My favorite family friendly Halloween content joke is when character A eats something they’re offered by character B, A exclaims how delicious the food is, and then B is like

“Thanks! It’s made of the most vile shit in the world! The absolute worse things children can think of to eat! Absolutely disgusting! And the longer the explanation of the recipe is, the more ridiculous your facial reactions will get, Character A!”

#mad monster party #Scooby doo and the ghoul school #scooby doo #the addams family #witch’s night out #halloween specials #I know I’ve seen it a million times and I think it’s the dumbest thing that gets me every time #yes feed someone something made of like spider legs and lizard tongues and straight up poison you cooking monster