Today's fuckable old man of the day is:
Ghetsis Harmonia! He is 49+ and fuckable!
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Lustlos fasse ich mich an
Und merke bald
Ich bin schon lange kalt
keine lust is a song i’ve associated with this man for a long time now. obvious ice references aside, it feels dreadfully close to bw2 postcanon thoughts ive had a while ago
(the translation to pic’s text is “I am cold, so cold” and to desc is “I touch myself lethargically and notice soon that I’ve been long cold”)
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ghetsis is the funniest character in pokemon to me i swear to god. old fucking man who's the absolute worst human being ever actively making everyone around him miserable because of just how mean and manipulative and intolerable he is. yet he's still walking all around in his fucking castle snuggie and old man brown loafers and socks with a big whatever the fuck around his neck. somehow builds an entire ancient castle beneath the elite four without anyone finding it. gets beaten by one child and then has such a fit he goes into his emo phase at age 60 or whatever and becomes a pirate flying a giant airship. loses to ANOTHER child and is so ashamed and furious that he goes into hiding. he's such a well written villain but every time i see him i'm just "grandpa's on the move again watch out. he's gonna getcha"
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Ghetsis after an entire city has been put on the brink of destruction from what his troops have been doing in the Desert Resort:
“The Hero doesn’t need the Meteonite!”
Ghetsis later on when “the Hero” has finally been captured at the White Ruins.
“We have the Pokemon Control Device now. Team Plasma doesn’t need the Hero!”
Ghetsis after the Pokemon Control Device has been destroyed.
“I don’t need the Pokemon Control Device, I JUST WANT THAT DRAGON, GODDAMMIT!”
For a guy famous for his “perfect planning”, the PokeAni version of Ghetsis turned out to be “all ambition and vision, no solid plan.”
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Had the scary realization that when Gen 5 Remakes eventually happen, someone like MatPat will probably go "Ghetsis was RIGHT?!" or "N should have sticked to his OG goals, it was clearly the right option" like aaaaAAAAA SHUT UPPP SHUT UPPPP
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friend had an hc that the only reason the rainow rocket gang kept ghetsis around is because of his kyurem and the other leaders just didnt like him (fair). Also there's a whiteboard in the conference room that people keep drawing amongus on
Amogus Archie and Maxie smooching - Z
This might as well just be cannon at this point lmao - Lanal
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Obsessed with how Team Plasma Grunts are so terrified of Ghetsis that Musharna made them hallucinate him to scare them off
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I just realised something.
I know only two battle themes with mainly drums.
Ghetsis’ in BW.
And MOTHER FUCKING ARCEUS.
Correct me if I’m wrong since I haven’t played any new game after 7th gen but they are the only themes like this, ain’t it ?
Look at how close they are, even. The exact same atmosphere, Ghetsis’ has choirs...
Something something about a god complex-
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