Leongar (Shrek Parody) Casting
Once upon a time, in a far away city, there lived an lion named Leongar whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying fairy tale characters. They were all banished from their kingdom by the evil Zagred. Determined to save their home -- not to mention his -- Leongar cuts a deal with Zagred and sets out to rescue Princess Clawroline to be Zagred’s bride. Rescuing the Princess may be small compared to her deep, dark secret.
After returning from their honeymoon and showing home movies to their friends, Leongar and Clawroline learn that her parents have heard that she has married her true love and wish to invite him to their kingdom, called Far Far Away. The catch is: Clawroline’s parents are unaware of the curse that struck their daughter and have assumed she married Dio Brando, not a 700-pound lion with horrible hygiene and a talking dragon pal.
When King George suddenly croaks, Leongar learns he will have to rule the land of Far, Far Away, unless he can find a suitable heir to the throne. The most-promising candidate is Princess Clawroline’s cousin Dedede, a teenage slacker in a medieval high-school. Leongar and his trusted companions, Qibli and Hovernyan, set out to bring Dedede back but find their mission is a bigger challenge than they expected.
Long-settled into married life and fully domesticated, Leongar begins to long for the days when he felt like a real lion. Duped into signing a contract with devious Giygas, he finds himself in an alternate version of Far Far Away, where lions are hunted, Giygas rules, and he and Clawroline have never met. Leongar must find a way out of the contract to restore his world and reclaim his true love.
Leongar as Ogre!Shrek (Kirby)
Johnathan Joestar as Human!Shrek (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)
Qibli as Donkey (Wings of Fire)
Shining Armor as Stallion!Donkey (My Little Pony)
Suzie Q as Human!Princess Fiona (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)
Clawroline as Ogre!Princess Fiona (Kirby)
George as King Harold (Earthbound)
Politoed as Frog!King Harold (Pokemon)
Maria as Queen Lillian (Earthbound)
Hovernyan as Puss in Boots (Yo-Kai Watch)
Zagred as Lord Farquadd (Black Clover)
Maleficent as The Fairy Godmother (Maleficent)
Moonwatcher as Dragon (Wings of Fire)
Hyness as Thelonious (Kirby)
Dio Brando as Prince Charming (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)
Gingerbrave as Gingy (Cookie Run)
Gingerbright, Skater Cookie, Strawberry Cookie, Zombie Cookie, Alchemist Cookie, Vampire Cookie, Wizard Cookie, Custard Cookie III, and Chili Pepper Cookie as Themselves/Gingy’s Friends (Cookie Run)
Dozer as Mongo (Cookie Run)
Chef Kawasaki as The Muffin Man (Kirby)
Plusle, Minun, and Pichu as The 3 Blind Mice (Pokemon)
Barktholomew as Big Bad Wolf (Balan Wonderworld)
Yuri Brand as Herself/Little Red Riding Hood (Balan Wonderworld)
Gramble Gigglefunny as Pinocchio (Bugsnax)
Lechonk, Tepig, and Sproink as The Three Little Pigs (Pokemon)
Cal Suresh as Sir Lancelot (Balan Wonderworld)
King Dedede as Artie (Kirby)
Giygas as Rumpelstiltskin (Earthbound)
Licorice Cookie as Pied Piper (Cookie Run)
Cookiemals as Farkle, Fergus, and Felicia (Cookie Run)
Various Characters as the Fairytale Characters + Citizens
Here’s your hint for the next Crossover Casting (It’s Netflix):
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Welcome!
About:
This is a blog for my Jojo fan part starting Joseph Joestar's severed left hand as the protagonist. There is no title yet, but I do have a basic outline for the plot.
Who is this hand guy?
This "hand guy" is named George Joestar III, but he prefers to go by his nickname, Joja. After plummeting to Earth, he landed right besides Joseph before being recovered to be reattached. This does not go as planned, as the bandaged limb started moving on its own. After spending time with his temporarily bedridden owner (Joseph), and Suzi Q, he learned to come to terms with his sentience and aspires to be a proper member of the Joestar family and Joseph's new (unorthodox) son.
How old is Joja?
While Joja is physically the same age as his father, and he was sorta "born" an adult. He doesn't really develop like a human would, though, as he has all of the memories of being Joseph's hand, but he only became sentient recently. It's like booting up a new computer with stuff from your old PC in its hard drive. I suppose it's just the nature of an artificial life like this?
Does he eat? Does he poop?
Yes and no. Joja is a being created via a cocktail of Hamon, weird pillar man bullshit, and Super Aja energy. So like, his body is really weird morphologically since he's a talking hand. Don't take it too seriously, Araki throws logic out the window and I will too.
How does Joja...do anything?
Joja gets around with a combo of crawling on his fingers, climbing, and using hamon to boost himself upwards. Trust him, he's a pretty talented little guy.
No, I mean, how can you make a fan part about a body part? What's wrong with you?
First, keep your pants on, second, I have a lovely laundry list of mental illnesses. You don't need to tell me I'm cringe or crazy, your mom told me that last night, now eat your vegetables, son.
Are you open to RP?
I'M A SLUT FOR RP, DAWG. This is also a bit of an ask blog too. Talk to my little boy!
Where does this take place on the timeline?
Joja was "born" February 28th, 1939 (Pisces baby!). This blog will primarily be set in like 1940, but if you have questions about him interacting with characters in the future, I can bend the rules a bit. (He, like Joseph, is alive in the Phantom Bloodverse up until Pucci did Pucci things, so he'd be familiar with the whole crew.)
Okay, how do family relations work out with Joja?
Grab some popcorn and take a seat. Basically, Joja is treated like a son by Joseph. I know that if your hand came to life and started talking, they would sort of genetically be your clone (like a twin brother or something), but in this world, Joja is one of Joseph's three kids. With that being the case, Holly is his baby sister and Suzi Q is sort of a mother figure to him. That also means that he is Jotaro's uncle and Jolyne's grunkle. As for Giorno... you do the math. I'm sorry I threw a hand-shaped monkey wrench into the Joestar family tree.
What about Josuke?
In this universe, Joseph has a better head on his shoulders and doesn't go around fucking Japanese college students (Without protection). Instead, Joja met Tomoko and really hit it off with her in Morioh. She's his wife! As for Josuke, Joseph is his surrogate father, on account of Joja lacking reproductive organs (since he's a hand).
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The Oldest and Youngest Parent in JJBA
Ever wonder which character became the oldest & youngest parent in JJBA? Let me do a favor for you.
Most of the data is taken from the jojowiki’s character pages, where you can look at the original source as a citation (something like [...], a number) to confirm its validity.
For some (or rather, most) of the characters, only their birth year is known. If so, I'd automatically assume January 1st as the default calculation, hence the [±] symbol besides their DOB… and yes, I left out the parents whose DOB is totally unknown at all.
This post is not meant to look for 'accuracy', but only for 'estimation' and silly fun fact. Let’s begin:
Jonathan Joestar: (±20)
Erina Pendleton-Joestar: (±20)
George II Joestar: (±31)
Lisa Lisa: (±32)
Kars: (±90,000) (adoption)
Joseph Joestar: (±21)
Kujo Holy: (±28)
DIO: (±118)
Higashikata Ryohei: (±18)
Higashikata Tomoko: (±21)
Diavolo/Vinegar Doppio (yeah, they’re the same person): (±18)
In the anime, Diavolo’s birth year was written as 1965, but it is hardly considered canon compared to his manga information (1967) that have been around for more than 20 years.
Kujo Jotaro: (±22)
Higashikata Norisuke I (SBR’s DOB): (±50)
Higashikata Norisuke I (JJL’s DOB): (±26)
How can he had two versions of birthday? Find out more here.
Mrs. Brando/Diego’s mom: (±17)
The DOB of Diego Brando’s mother was never mentioned, but you can do simple calculation based on Diego’s childhood flashback in chapter 30 (which 23 – 6 = 17):
Hirose Suzuyo: (±25)
Joseph Joestar (JJL): (±35)
Kira Holy-Joestar: (±23)
Kira Yoshiteru: (±37)
Higashikata Norisuke IV: (±27)
(Higashikata) Caato: (±20)
Her birth year in her wiki page is written as 1960, but she can’t be 52 years old in 2011 if she was born in that year.
Higashikata Jobin: (±23)
Higashikata Mitsuba: (±22)
The Breakdown
The oldest parent in JJBA is obviously Kars (±90,000), but if you just want to consider it biologically, it is DIO (±118). As for just the human (non-supernatural beings), the oldest parent would be Norisuke I (±50).
Unfortunately, there are two versions in Norisuke I’s DOB. So, if you only want to consider the one with unambiguous data, it will be Kira Yoshiteru (±37).
Unfortunately (again), Yoshiteru is very much unknown other than being Holy’s then husband (deceased) with zero background and appearance. So, if you want to limit it to a well-known character, it will be Lisa Lisa (±32).
There are also Kira Yoshikage’s parents in part 4, but unfortunately, their age and DOB were never mentioned:
The youngest parent in JJBA is Diego Brando’s mother (±17). Unfortunately, she was not a named character (despite her being an MVP in the flashback). So, if you want to limit it to well-known character, they would be Higashikata Ryohei and Diavolo (±18), only the month of their birth will determine who is the younger one (which is sadly unknown).
The parents whose their first-born’s DOB is unknown:
Johnny Joestar: (-26)
Higashikata-Rina Joestar: (-24)
Higashikata Norisuke II: (-36)
Higashikata Norisuke III: (-44)
Summary
The characters who became parent in their teens: Diego Brando’s mother, Higashikata Ryohei and Diavolo.
The characters who became parent in their 20s (from early to late): Jonathan Joestar, Erina Pendleton-Joestar, (Higashikata) Caato, Joseph Joestar (part 2), Higashikata Tomoko, Higashikata Mitsuba, Kujo Jotaro, Kira Holy-Joestar, Higashikata Jobin, Higashikata-Rina Joestar, Hirose Suzuyo, Johnny Joestar, Higashikata Norisuke I (JJL’s DOB), Higashikata Norisuke IV, Kujo Holy.
The characters who became parent in their 30s: George II Joestar, Lisa Lisa, Joseph Joestar (part 8), Kira Yoshiteru.
The immortal parents: Kars and DIO
Bonus: How old when they became grandparents?
Unfortunately, the posthumous grandparent (aka. those who are already deceased before their first grandchild were born) will be excluded.
Erina Pendleton-Joestar: (±51)
Lisa Lisa: (±54)
The Great-gradma Erina: (±73)
Joseph Joestar (part 2): (±49)
The Great-gradma Lisa Lisa: (±82)
Higashikata Ryohei: (±39)
Long-lived grandma Lisa Lisa & her second grandchild: (±95)
Kujo Holy: (±50)
Higashikata Norisuke IV: (±50)
(Higashikata) Caato: (±43)
Joseph Joestar (part 8): (±58) (status unknown)
The youngest grandparent in JJBA is Higashikata Ryohei (±39), he hadn't even reached the age of 40 yet.
The oldest grandparent in JJBA is Joseph Joestar (part 8) (±58), but just like Yoshiteru’s case, Joseph is very much unknown other than being Kira Holy’s father with zero background and appearance (we don't even know if he's still alive or dead).
Therefore, if you want to limit it to a well-known character, it will be Lisa Lisa (±54) once again.
Summary
The character who became grandparent in his (late) 30s: Higashikata Ryohei
The character who became grandparent in their 40s (from early to late): (Higashikata) Caato (no wonder she still looks hot af) & Joseph Joestar (part 3).
The characters who became grandparents in their 50s (from early to late): Kujo Holy, Higashikata Norisuke IV, Erina Pendleton-Joestar, Lisa Lisa, Joseph Joestar (part 8).
My personal confession:
Currently, I’m a 27 years old single with no child (will be 28 in the end of this year) and both my parents in their 55 are still grandchildless. I wonder when will I finally get married and have my own kids. Which category do I fall into with JoJo milf, dilf and gilf?
But then again, see the various age ranges in which JoJo characters become parents and and grandparents makes me optimistic.
I mean, there are young parent and grandparent who unfortunately don't live long (Jonathan, Diego’s mom, Johnny, Jobin, etc) where some of them did not have time to see their descendants born.
And then there is Lisa Lisa, a character who falls into the category of parent in her 30s, and yet she lived a long life and was still around when her family keep growing up, even she is still relatively healthy at the age of 99.
I maybe can’t be considered a young parent or grandma in the future, but I hope I live a long and healthy life like Lisa Lisa, be productive and still around for my ‘future’ family. I’m no longer bea parent in my early 20s, but I can try to maintain my youthful look like Lisa Lisa.
I’m aware that majority of JoJo characters died from danger & fate, not due to the bad lifestyle. However, in order to live a long life, we as humans can only strive to live a healthy lifestyle, maintain happiness and health, be it physically and mentally. The rest is up to the God and His fate.
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