#GIRL WHAT THE FUCK NO

[idontdrinkgatorade]

what if i wrote my college application essay about the trauma of my mom treating my romanian heritage as if it's freakish

#idk smth smth about my mom comparing cultural practices to the occult and saying their cuisine is disgusting #and saying my baptism wasn't real bc it was done in an orthodox church and making me get a “good” and “correct” evangelical baptism #and also the way my mom estranges me from knowing about my biological mother #literally has to try and justify the negative things she says by saying “i don't hate her. she was just weird” #jesus fucking christ #and also the way my mom made sure i got adopted because she didn't want my ROMANIAN FAMILY TO TRY AND CONTACT ME #because she was paranoid that they would try to take me away from her. like she was forever predestined to be my mother or smth #telling me that even though she didn't give birth to me she always knew that she was my true mother. and not my actual (romanian) mother #i told her i had a SINGLE memory of romania and asked if i'd visited a second time during early childhood #and she told me for the first time (mind you that i had lived with her for THIRTEEN YEARS) that i had lived in romania for six months #FOR HALF A FUCKING YEAR #AND SHE NEVER TOLD ME #and then later she was like 'why did you want to know that. are you contacting your grandmother in romania' #GIRL WHAT THE FUCK NO #MAYBE I JUST WANT TO ACTUALLY KNOW ABOUT MYSELF #and she never told me the whole fucking truth abt my bio mother either #i had to figure it out myself at a CHURCH CAMP when i was FIFTEEN #and it was confirmed not by her but by my FRIEND who knew before I DID because HER MOM mentioned it at FUCKING DINNER ONE DAY

[ninarexic]

#girlblogger #girlblogging #girl blogger #hell is a teenage girl #girly blog #tumblr girls #girlhood #girly stuff #girly aesthetic #just girly thoughts #just girly posts #just girly things #girly tumblr #girly girl #this is what makes us girls #this is a girlblog #i’m just a girl #coquette #lana del rey #americana coquette #dollette #female hysteria #norman fucking rockwell #esoteric

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

#she cornered me in the car and asked what shipping was and i almost had a fucking heart attack #imagine being like 16 years old and habing to explain knotting to your mother #random emo music girl I'm glad you had fun talking about your Band Guys to my mother #bc i also attended take your kid to work day at that office and i know how boring it was #but christ alive why did you have to fuck me like that? #anyways i hope this post reaches you so at the very least you know i think about you at least once a week #this has been weighing on me for ten years #im almost tempted to blaze this post

[madscientistenthusiast]

Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite

#the only reason she gets this job is bc he doesnt trust her anywhere else in the palace #its like enrichment for manipulative girls #also so that he can set her on asshole deligates like a rabid little lapdog #she just has mean fuckin pomeranian energy that thing bites then lights you on fire w flames so hot theyre cold #i think their sibling dynamic could be sooo fucking funny its insane #azula #azula atla #atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko #atla zuko #firelord zuko #DISCLAIMER I AM YET TO READ THE COMICS SO IDK WHAT HAPPENS TO HER IN THEM #also long overdue for a rewatch of the show its insane

[yardsards]

surrounding myself with a bubble of diversity and self love and body positivity online and then being exposed to normies who actually care about conventional beauty standards feels so fucking bizarre. like you people just live like this??? are you not tired???

#eliot posts #had to spend the week around my sister #and heard her talking about how much she wished she could remove/change certain aspects of her face #aspects which i also have #and generally like about myself and consider to be part of my charm #like girl what the fuck is a buccal fat #yinz are just making shit up to fuck with me i swear

[lavender-0-menace]

not queer baiting. not burying my gays. but a secret third thing (whatever tf misha collins is doing)

#i fucked you hard and raised you from perdition- girl what #misha collins #supernatural

[bacchuschucklefuck]

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #riz gukgak #kipperlilly copperkettle #drawing riz in the lava like damn it must be fucking up his hair. this is the kind of priorities I have in art #also kipperlilly being whimsyless is SO funny in a dnd game. like girl this is the do insane shit with no consequence game #freaks?? in my Roleplay Power Fantasy Game???? no way dude what the hells!!!!!!

[minzart]

People who experience romantic and/or sexual attraction are so funny sometimes

They will ask "who's your crush?" And you will answer "i don't have one" and then it starts

"Why are you liying?", "you can trust me", "don't hide", "i don't belive you", "what?! Everyone has one come on", "hmhu it's [name] isn't it?".

in the extreme cases (mine once) they won't let you even leave the conversation and place it started

And so you lie

And when if "confession" comes from "name" and you reject it every single persson who made you lie will be angry.

Honey. Why the fuck are you angry? You decided a lie is more realistic than reality

#aroace #aromantic #asexual #have i ever told you guys the time i was in pre school and a gang of girls blocked me from getting out of the bathroom in school unless #i said a name of a random boy? no. yeah. and i didn't even knew what a fucking crush or even that i was aroace at the time. wild. #funniest thing was the mean girl try to flirt with said boy and confront me when i didn't even noticed. girl. i didn't even knew we had him #in class... literaly what are you trying to prove?

[misterdoctorbitchcraft]

who suffered more: Jesus Christ (died on the cross) or me (I just want a lil kiss)

#girlblogging #coquette girl #girl interrupted #girlblog #girlblogger #girlhood #tumblr girls #female rage #femcel #gaslight gatekeep girlblog #manic pixie dream girl #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #girl interrupted syndrome #hell is a teenage girl #just girly things #this is a girlblog #this is what makes us girls #female insanity #female manipulator #yes this is a fucking vent

[themuse-theartist]

#girlblogging #lana del rey #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #fiona apple #paper bag #norman fucking rockwell #just girly things #this is a girlblog #girlblog aesthetic #misandry #this is what makes us girls #hell is a teenage girl #lust for life #lana del ray aesthetic

[ribb0ngirl]

dear mom and dad, I hope you know I am trying ໒꒱°·๐

#girlblogging #this is what makes us girls #lana del rey #hell is a teenage girl #girl interrupted #coquette #coquette dollete #coquette angel #girl blogger #lana is god #girlcore #girlblogger #this is a girlblog #gaslight gatekeep girlblog #girlblog aesthetic #live laugh girlblog #girl blog aesthetic #pinterest girl #coquette girl #vanilla girl #cinammon girl #lana unreleased #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #lana del slay #ldr lyrics #ldr aesthetic #lana del ray aesthetic #norman fucking rockwell #written by sofia coppola #sofia coppola

[araneapeixes]

silly comic idea I've been chipping away at :) welcome tomy shadowheart poly shipping propaganda show

#this is canon in my game. just so u know #anyways this was a fun thing to work on in breaks between coms bc i allowed myself to be much messier #and looser with lines than usual #shadowheart #bg3 #bg3 fanart #baldurs gate #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 tav #karlach #shadowlach #shadowtav #yes she was pretending to have a sprained ankle. btw #also karlach armour is so fucking ridiculous. girl how do u put that on #i also had fun with the silly panelling on the first page. what can i say i just stay silly... #ren #art #fanart

[centaur-dreaming]

NUMBER ONE?! NUMBER FUCKING O N E?! ON TUMBLR?! T U M B L R ? !

#Jesus Christ man #Kendrick Lamar #Drake #drizzy drake #diss track #like what even. I was shocked when it was at 9th but number 1? number 1 on the lgbt fandom obsessed site where we listen to mcr Radiohead #lemon demon tv girl girl in red k-pop and all of that shit but it’s Kendrick who trends no 1. what FUCKING reality. What reality man… #like that #euphoria #6:16 in la #meet the grahams #not like us #rap #ive also just noticed that my post is one of the headliner ones lmfao (fourth one in)

[mintbees]

One thing that keeps confusing me is that they claim ghost files costs several hundreds of thousands of dollars per season. I’ve tried to wrap my head around this ever since the announcement because flying a crew of 6 or so people out for two days and renting out the location COULD NOT be costing that much unless they’re either lying or blowing money on first class flights and expensive food/accommodations and even THEN do I not see them breaking 100k on a single episode. Dear lord hire an accountant I’m half convinced someone’s laundering money

#EDIT i said per ep in the og post but it was actually per season #watcher #AND they hire additional local crew for???? reasons unknown to me #are they buying their whole recording setup again every time they fly??? do they each get seperate rooms??? #are they eating fucking caviar every meal like girl WHAT is that money being spent on #hire an accountant please this money is not being managed

[nouverx]

Vox won the hottest Hazbin Hotel character poll on twitter against Lucifer in the final round and I can't stop thinking about it I love my pathetic TV Girl he deserves it

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin vox #hazbin alastor #vox #my art #comic #autodesk sketchbook #digital art #I followed the whole thing earlier today and it was like running a fucking marathon istg #he stayed at 50/50 with Lucifer for so long and only went to 51 in the last 2 hours it was wild #my poor guy fought for his life out there #ALSO IT'S SO FUNNY HOW ALASTOR LOST AGAINST LUCI IN THE SECOND ROUND BUT VOX MANAGED TO BEAT LUCI???? WHAT??? #I'm not complaining ofc I love Vox but if Vox managed to do it why not Alastor aghjsagjjsab #anyways I love my tv girl

[sofiaruelle]

❄️☃️The SDV Girlies in their winter garb!☃️❄️

One side how i interpreted their lil avatars and then the other side is just me playing dress up lmao.

“Bois when?” Dunno. 🤷🏽‍♀️ I will if anyone donates screenshots.

#stardew valley #stardew valley 1.6 #stardew valley winter #stardew valley maru #stardew valley haley #stardew valley penny #stardew valley leah #stardew valley emily #stardew valley abigail #sdv maru #sdv haley #sdv penny #sdv leah #sdv emily #sdv abigail #i was sweating drawing this #the ph is having a fucking heatwave at 40*C / 104*C #and i’m not even living in the city where its definitely worse!!! #my pinterest algorithm probably thinks i’m insane for searching up winter outfits #penny looking lightly dressed for winter in her 2nd lewk but she’s dressed in several layers in dresses and skirts #i just wanted to show a lil bit of the layered neckline #ngl my fave lewk has to be emily! #she probably made her whole ensamble from scratch #abgail probably goes around lightly dressed #‘cold never bothered her anyway’ -elsa #haley going from cocnut girl to cold girl aesthetic #also i based maru’s outfit in this really cool chinese obre puffer jacket + 90s pastel tracksuit #with leah… what can i say gay in primary colors #thank you to henarikat for sending me a screenshot of their avatars!!!!!! #and also for being a beta for Haley and Penny’s looks hahaha