#Full Vampire Guillermo

[nandorelentlessdelacruz]

They let Guillermo win, not just once, but twice!

#I feel amazing #Full Vampire Guillermo #Back to Slayer Guillermo #He keep his both families #guillermo de la cruz #wwdits #wwdits spoilers

[gauthierwill]

room full of vampires

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #room full of vampires drawfee #drawfee #nadja #laszlo #nandor #guillermo #colin robinson #dropping this and going away again #my art

[sixxxer]

me when the. when he. when uhhhh when the hejwnen the ejdj

#guys it's okay im insane #i just can't cope that he's a vampire now #GOD #RECLAIMING HIS IWTV FANTASY FULL ON #guillermo de la cruz #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #wwdits season 5 #guillermo #text #iwtv #lestat #wwdits spoilers #spoilers

[taxonomicons]

What We Do In The Shadows Episodes that I wish existed [ Part 1 ]

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Nandor the Relentfull

Colin Robinson makes “Opposite Day” real to convince Nandor to relent. When he does the vampires take advantage of his newfound kindness.

Batshit Crazy

Laszlo gets the “batshits” and can’t turn back into a human, unfortunately batshits are highly contagious.

Gadgets and Gizmos

Guillermo replaces himself with a mannequin wearing glasses in order to attend his sisters baby shower. Nandor makes a confession and the Nadja doll makes a new friend.

Where Wolves?

Nadja’s latest project requires a werewolf tail, but the only way to get one is to be courted by a werewolf during a full moon.

The Lion, the Witch, and the War

The vampires put on a puppet play about Nandor’s favorite war during a dark rainy night.

Oh Fuck! My Guy!

Laszlo, Nadja, the Guide, and Colin Robinson get stuck in an escape room overnight while Guillermo is sick with the flu. Nandor insists on caring for him until he’s better.

A Normal Human Show

An undercover mission forces the household to all take on human personas. Jackie Daytona returns with his new friends Mosquito Larry and Natasia Demetriou.

Gargilo the Hideous

The worlds most beautiful vampire must be put into witness protection by the Staten Island Vampiric Council, her looks prove to be a major distraction.

Doctor What?

The vampires visit the Staten Island Institute of Medicine to try and find a cure for fang rot. Nadja reconnects with an old friend.

Colin “Danger” Robinson

Colin invents a daredevil stunt persona while Nadja accidentally becomes president of the local elementary school parents association.

Battle of the (Hus) Bands

Newly divorced Nandor must fake his marital status to help Laszlo compete in the musical competition “Battle of the Husbands” unfortunately he didn’t tell his fake new spouse, Guillermo.

#I have full scripts in my head #hnnnggg #YOU COULD HAVE DONE SO MUCH MORE IF YOU ONLY HAD TIME #all of these are nandermo coded #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandermo #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #vampire slayer #wwdits fx #guillermo x nandor #nandor the idiot #nandor x guillermo #nandor what we do in the shadows #nadja and laszlo #nadja of antipaxos #nadja my beloved #nadja doll #laszlo what we do in the shadows #laszlo cravensworth #laszlo #colin robinson #shitpost #wwdits guillermo #wwdits fanfic #wwdits fandom

[dont-offend-the-bees]

Also sorry the fact that Laszlo designed the gay pride float and his entire float concept was just. Gizmo.

#granted he was too busy with science and beach days to do much more #still. he volunteers to make a float for best friend/boyfriend seanie and goes aaaaaahhhh easy #stick a sign on the boy and we're off #in a house full of pansexual vampires guillermo is still the gay guy 💛 #he's their lil gay guy your honour!!!! #sean: hey we need a gay pride float #guy who's done nothing but think about guillermo for the last week: hmmm this is giving me gizmo vibes #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #mr. bees speaks

[bottombaron]

honestly dont see how being a half vampire was a problem, Guillermo should go back to that

like yeah ok Guillermo went full tilt, tried the whole hog and it didnt agree. fair.

but he was actually able to have a lot of the cool vampire stuff (be a bat, move things with his mind, live forever without aging, etc.) with none of the downsides. plus his sweat could have gotten the vampires outside and who knows what other cool shit

im just saying, if the problem is that Guillermo can't be a full vampire but also the only downside to his time as a half-vampire was keeping the secret, then Nandor should just bite Guillermo, they exchange fuilds, and live happily ever after together as a vampire and a hybrid abomination ❤️

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandermo #to no ones surprise my brain is still active abt this #now that i think abt it theres like 46 different ways Guillermo could live forever with Nandor #without being a full vampire #they should just do that

[cottoncandysprite]

The difference in Nandor and Guillermo's positions is sickening. The way they went from holding each other in season 4 to being on opposite sides of the poster with Guillermo holding onto Laszlo in season 5. I'm going to hurl

#I HATE IT HERE #theyve always been positioned next to each other on posters but now this..... wtf #the jealousy arc is gonna hurt isn't it #also the way Guillermo is no longer included in the group #my prediction that he'll remain an outsider and looked down upon bc he isn't a 'full vampire' was right i fear #wwdits

[wolfnight2012]

So, how are we feeling about the theory that Nandor has been floating around the idea of turning Guillermo (or maybe even had a set date??) this season & thats part of why Laszlo & Nadja have reacted so strongly to Guillermo's (half) turning?

I didn't give Laszlo's whole "I'll convince Nandor to bite you" beyond it being a desperate (and delusional) plan from a panicked Laszlo trying to spare Nandor a terrible pain

BUT

In 5x06 Nadja claims Guillermo could have "been turned by a legend"

And she sounds really upset about that as well. Not just Guillermo's betrayal/how hurt Nandor will be, but that Guillermo wasted his turning. Which wouldn't make sense, unless she knew Nandor had started floating the idea seriously?

It would also mean Laszlo's plan to make Guillermo human again so Nandor can bite him a solid one. I 100% doubt Laszlo could convince Nandor to bite Guillermo if 5 years of Guillermo begging (and at points crying) for Nandor to turn him didn't sway him.

However, if Nandor had been considering it off-screen, AND both Laszlo & Nadja were aware of this, then these reactions/plans make more sense.

I can only imagine we'd be given thee most painful reveal, like, Nandor happily telling Guillermo he'll be making him a vampire now & Guillermo just immediately blurting out "I asked Derek to bite me" </3

#never you mind #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #this still fits in with the 5x01 restaurant scene because the vampires repeatedly joke at each other's expense #imagine if Nandor made an EVENT of it? #like going full party-planning mode & guillermo doesnt know WHAT theyre celebrating #but laszlo & nadja look uneasy all episode #and in the finale 3-5min nandor happily explains that they will be celebrating guillermo's turning #and THEN #guillermo just spills everything #OOF #wolf's posts #nadja of antipaxos #laszlo cravensworth #nandor the relentless

[cuntfan]

Re-watched Sunrise Sunset after almost a year and let me tell yall the emotional damage does not go away

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #the colin Robinson lazlo plot had no right being the most emotional thing in the show #as excited as I am for season 5 knowing that they probably won't revisit the finale stuff except for guillermos vampire thing has me sad #sometimes i wish they would just change the format a bit and make the show more continuous than sitcomy #so the plots have space to actually play out to their full potential

[7lizardsinacoat]

"You are supposed to support me when I want to murder someone!"

A painting of Nadja from What We Do In The Shadows! I love this show and I love her and all her outfits and wit so so so much. This probably took me 2.5 times as long as it should've, and it wasn't because of the intricate lace (which i ended up covering most of in the end anyways), but as I kept redoing the background over and over again. I don't mind how this came out in the end, and I guess that's what counts really.

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#god that lace i had to take so many breaks doing it #it took me two full days to do #this whole thing took me like 5 days to do maybe #next i may do a painting of guillermo we shall see #nadja #nadja wwdits #nadja what we do in the shadows #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #my art #greyscale #thats my art tag do not be alarmed #art #digital art #painting #digital painting #vampire #blood #cw blood

[xroub]

i know it has been said dozens of times but I absolutely love that they treat guillermo having someone else turn him into a vampire as (romantically/sexually) cheating.

#also love that nandor immediately knew why guillermo wasn't a full vampire while everyone else was just like ohh #wwdits spoilers

[varietysky]

I mean... despite everything....

I still think this season was better than season 4 🤭

#episodes 7 and 10 didnt quite stick the landing but a majority of the season was fun!! #wwdits spoilers #spoilers in the tags .. .. giving you time to look away and scroll by if you havent seen the final 2 eps.... okay #i wish guillermo was a full vampire for a bit longer #idk if there will be another season but there's a lot of fun in the idea of full vamp memo even for 1 more episode #like a season premiere of the new status quo #and then finding a better reason to undo it #also I'm sawri i dont buy laszlo not knowing how guillermo's van helsing blood would stunt his transformation #one thing i didnt like this season was they couldn't make up their mind about how competent laszlo is #anyway those are some of my thoughts having just watched the finale #more thoughts to come later maybe idk #wwdits #wwdits s5 #mia posts a thing

[brightcopperkettle]

Okay, so, next week: everyone hypnotized gets their memories back, yes?

Something happens, some magic breaks, or Nandor wishes that everything that made Guillermo hate him gets undone, or they hypnotize the wrong person and it reverberates out

and EVERYONE who has been hypnotized gets their memories back. Freddie, Marwa (as herself!! Djinn or the messed up magic brings her back!!), the film crew, Charmaine, randos from around Staten Island…Sean

I feel like Sean is going to be a big factor in Memories. No one has had their memories messed with more than Sean (although I can see good argument for Marwa!! but by sheer number, Marwa’s mind has been messed with maybe a dozen times, while Sean has been hypnotized hundreds of times this season alone)

Either Sean becomes some kind of super powerful being that in some way smites them, or a horde of citizens from Staten Island comes to the mansion door bearing torches

Literally a week ago I was still rooting for Nandermo, but now? Bring on the torches

#like Nadja and Laszlo are fine #for bloodthirsty murderous vampires #but Nandor??? #burn him #nandermo #justice for marwa #also Colin saves them from the mob by hitting another growth spurt and coming into is full adult energy draining power #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #nandor the relentless #nadja of antipaxos #laszlo cravensworth #colin robinson #guillermo de la cruz

[itsbaditsgood]

dude when guillermo gets turned he won’t be able to say his own last name anymore because it has religious meaning to it (operating on the theory that if vampires know that a word has religious meaning they’re burned by it, which would explain how nandor was able to say his name.)

#😭😭😭 #if this happens i will cry #he fought the vamps so hard to get them to know his full name #and it’s part of his identity #but he also wants to be a vampire so bad #wwdits #wwdits s4 spoilers #guillermo de la cruz

[ineffably-human]

I am once again asking you to consider that there is a space in between 'Guillermo the insecure victim of Stockholm syndrome who Deserves Better' and 'Guillermo the worst sociopath of the Murder Blood Orgy House who has personally killed every human victim with his bare hands'.

And there is a really amazing character in between those two deeply boring options if you all just believe in yourselves.

#i sound all superior here but who's the asshole who retreads this shit once every few months? #me it's me i just got a full time job so it took a little longer this time #fandom: wwdits #char: guillermo the relentless #what we do in the shadows #i am a meta gremlin #for my next hot take: vampires are just neurodiverse people with problematic diets #but immortality and vampire culture makes them actively Worse #does you all include me talking to a phantom Harvey about his own character? #yeah sometimes

[faecaeli]

if Guillermo and Nador don't kiss soon I will fucking lose my shit i s2g

#i FEEL like theyre building up this plot line #where somehow guillermo is not a full vampire?? #so he's still going to have to be ultimately sired by Nador #and maybe the half-vamp dilemma is what's going to push him to finally do it?? #idk man #wwdits