#FUCK CHRIS HEMSWORTH THO

[guttercoop]

I’m so excited I’m gonna frow up

#TRANSFORMERS ONE #HOLY SHIIIIIIIT #YALL #GO WATCH THE TRAILER #PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE #FUCK CHRIS HEMSWORTH THO #HE KINDA ATE IN THIS

[ofalltheginjoints]

#i’m taking it away until you all learn how to use it properly #jason mendoza is the only person on this list that’s actually a himbo #sheldon fucking cooper??????? #a himbo must be 1) a hunk/beefy 2) dumb as hell & 3) a slut!! #bonus 4) a golden retriever personality (tho not required to qualify) #himbo means a male bimbo not your blorbo!! #im crawling up the walls ive been silent for to long learn your herstory !!!! #prime himbo examples -> kev from shameless kronk from eng chris hemsworth’s thor

[maxellminidisc]

If you plan on watching the new thor movie, scroll past this cause I guess they're spoiler and I can't add a read more lol

But anyway, already see people complaining about Jane's ending/storyline when like thats a major arc in the Thor comics, that's canon stuff. She looks good because the powers she have make her seem fine, actually god like, and when she puts the hammer down she's back to her current human state. But I know a lot of mcu fans dont really read said comics so whatever have fun I guess.

#but also fuck you taika thorkyrie rights #anyway not watching it my mom probs will cause she loves chris hemsworth tho lmao #but like anyway im tired of taika so : P

[gaykarstaagforever]

Keep the Chris in Christmas

#chris pine #chris pratt #chris evens #chris hemsworth #christmas #fuck chris pratt tho

[prince-toffee]

So, I rewatched the trailer over and over again, I stepped back, organised my thoughts, and I think I get it.

So first the Bad, then the GOOD, because there's actually a lot to like here.

The Bad:

So, the trend of companies kicking actual voice actors onto the curb and replacing them with celebrities continues. I remember being really angry when they first announced the voice cast, and I still am. It's quite literally the most boring, generic casting possible. You can not get much more white bread, milk toast than a Chris and Scar - I want to play an Asian woman and trans man - jo. Also, why is Chris Hemsworth here? Do he really need the money? Did Thor 4 damage his pockets that bad? There are so many talented voice actors that could've been Orion, David Kaye is a prime example Animated Optimus and Beats Wars/Unicron Trilogy Megatron, beloved by fans, if he was announced people would've been over joyed. I love Brian Tyree Henry, and he actually has some experience with va work as he voiced Jeff Morales in Spider-Verse, my original criticism still stands.... And Kegan, oh Kegan, I love you so much, Key and Peele was my childhood, and the Toad performance was perfectly fine, endearing even. But as Bee? I'm sorry, but no, that's not BumbleBee that's just actor/comedian Kegan Michael Key, I can't hear anything else. And it doesn't help that he's handed the worst lines.

Which brings us to the comedy. First impressions are EVERYTHING. And if you fumble that that hurts your film, and the perception of your film. I think that's really the problem here, it's a bad trailer not necessarily bad content. Packing the trailer with jokes for the sake of jokes and having that samey Hollywood liscensed music cringey feel to it. Like the guitar riff that played when the 'This Fall' card came up just made me turn off the video immediately. That's why I recommend watching the trailer without sound. Bee's jokes don't really land for me, I'm sure kids with love it tho, and that's good. But I'm sure all the jokes won't be bad, the final door gag is actually really funny. So I think it was just a bad joke that soured out feel of the tone at the beginning, which is unfortunate because like I said first impressions are everything. Because this is Josh Cooly, of Up, Inside Out, Toy Story 4 fame, I'm sure the film will have an emotional core to it.

A minor thing I don't much care for is having Bee be in the same age range as Orion, in my mind he's always constructed during the war at like the half way mark or near the end, he's the little brother of the group, and now he's old enough to remember Op and Megs before the war. Also he sounds way too old.

Oh, also I don't like Orion's personality.

Good:

Now for the good; I think the animations style is gorgeous. Would have I liked something Spider-Verse/Mutant Mayhem-esk, of course, but what are you gonna do? The stand out here is the environments, a visual feast. This might already be my favourite Cybertron, it's so different yet reminisant of the Cybertron we know. The fact that the surface transformers and shifts and changes is genius, very IDW Phase 2 inspired. And the fact that Cybertron is a techno-organic hybrid world ala Beast Machines is crazy! I love that, and wildlife! I bet that's how we get the cassettes. The character models are great too, you can actually tell what emotion is happening on a person's face. Gone are the days of faces being made up of razor blades and mandibles BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT INSECTS FUCK YOU MICHAEL BAY. THEY'RE PEOPLE! There's the nose, the lips, the eyes, and I can tell where one begins and ends. The eyes are gorgeous and detailed, and the face surface detail has smuges, wear, specs of dirt, metallic texture. Like, you nailed it! It's a person but a robot, you got it!

We see what we assume are the 13 Primes, Alpha Trion being the only survivor, maybe they were killed by the Quintessons and they took over. D-16, a ref to IDW and his toys designation in the toy catalogue, he'll obviously name himself after Megatronus ala TF Prime. He seems to have the Decepticon insignia before meeting The Fallen so maybe Megatronus' face is some sort of religious iconography, the Primes are a religion on Cybertron after all. It's all so fascinating, I can't remember the last time I was so excited to learn more about a new TF continuity.

Orion and D-16 are both miners and or workers, that's a refreshing take, no coptimus here. They've suffered the same way together, I bet story will be about dealing with that pain, what justice means, how far one is willing to take it and where justice stops and injustice begins. I know people are mad that the origins are a little different, but I ask you, different from what? Which continuity are you talking about? TF has never had a consistent singular timeline, and that's what I love about this franchise! It builds on itself with each new continuity! Take a bit of the old, mix it with new ideas and create something fresh, then that old guard leaves and a new team takes over and does the same and the franchise continues to evolve or should I say transform. Like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get, and new incarnations always give second chances to improve apon what came before. No Reboots, no risks means no Skybite, or Nemesis Prime, no Stasis Pods, Sparks, Protoforms, Energon ore, no Star Saber, Hot Shot, Knock Out, Airachnid, no All Spark, no Sari, no Bulkhead, no old grumpy Ratchet, none of that. Reboots are a part of this franchise's DNA. I sense the people that are complaining are the people who only value one continuity and discard all others.

It's really neat this universe's version of The Cast System is lower class worker protoforms being denied a Transformation Cog, it seems like it's reserved for the higher classes, the very thing that makes their species special and unique is denied to them. Also I didn't notice it the first time, but Alpha actually pulls the t-cogs out of the dead Primes which kind of signifies a passing of the guard, the old Primes failed, now it's your turn, and of course history repeats itself with the downfall of Megatron.

I like how Trion is covered and intertwined with moss and vines and has a beast mode, showcasing that he's of an older era now gone and forgotten.

Some other smaller stuff:

The sun looks like a holographic simulation, which makes me wonder, Cybertron doesn't usually have a sun, but there's plant life now, so what's up?

The cave that the dead Primes and Trion are in kinda looks like a Dweller.

Megatron's black helmet is a ref to Marvel G1.

That spin kick where Elita twirls her entire waist around is sooo satisfying. I love it.

AIRACHNID!!?!!!! MY QUEEN HAS RETURNED!!!!!!!

I think that's a good point to end on. So, yeah, v excited.

#transformers one #maccadam #maccadams #tf one

[literallyjusthereforlucemond]

Hear me out, okay so remember harwin right? Ofc you do, now imagine lucerys with harwins body type. Our little sweet boy as a hulking piece of meat. LUCERYS TIDDIES FJAKDBLSSB, excuse me. Like he's just fucking buff like chris hemsworth buff but his face remains fluffy and baby-like. Then we have aemond with his gorgeous but infinitely intimidating face, but his body and movements resembles a vipers. He's fluid and graceful. NOW IMAGINE THE AMAZINH SEGGS THEY COULD HAVE AGHHHDHWJSBW. And heres everyone thinking " oh hey Aemond's probably a power bottom and he gets dicked down all the time ". Jokes on your asses tho cause literally everyone in westeros will hear lucerys screaming almost every night. I wanna write this kinda smut so bad, but i fucking suck at it so pls write it for me DHJQSHHAHAHA. No but srsly. The guards and maids can't even look the princes because of the incredibly obscene shit that lucerys had been screaming. And you'll see that Aemonds usual threatening ass glare is just content and smug as all fuck. ANYWS PLEASE IM BEGGING ANYBODY PLS WRITE THIS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#lucemond #aemond targaryen #hotd aemond #lucerys valeryon #hotd season 1 #pretty aemond #aemondddd #baby bear lucerys #i will die with this ship #istg

[glynnisi]

Marvel "Solo" Films- Unpopular Opinion

I don't know if there will be a 3rd solo/stand alone Black Panther film, but so far I'd say the Black Panther movies are the most consistent stand alone films in the MCU.

Black Panther was a cultural phenomenon with one of the best villains in the entire MCU. The cast, the world-building, COSTUMES, music. The only downside was that the 3rd act fight was dark. Wakanda Forever was a meaningful study in grief with perhaps the best teaser trailer EVER. Again, great cast, music, costumes, world-building. HEART. Namor was compelling. A little overstuffed w Iron Heart & Val on top of well-done Talokon. M'Baku stands out in both films. Nakia, Ramonda, Okoye & the Dorae. The tone from one film to the other is CONSISTENT.

Iron Man trilogy- the first Iron Man movie was awesome. Darker, grittier than much of the rest of the MCU. RDJ becoming Tony Stark. Cool suits/tech. Funny. Sad. Awesome. And then... the sequels kind of sucked. Yes, they had cool tech & stunts & RDJ carried them. But Tony pissing the suit? Bird? Fake Mandarin? *Cringe* They were bad.

My beloved, Captain America. Chris Evans did a great job as Steve Rogers. More nuanced & less flashy/quippy than Tony Stark, but great. CATFA was a sweet little comics movie w vintage vibe. Red Skull is a campy villain done as well as they could. Pretty good movie, not groundbreaking. BUT THEN- Captain America the Winter Soldier happened. It made Cap a badass. Fight scenes were AMAZING. Elevator scene! Cap & WS in the streets & at the end! Cap vs Quinjet! Nick Fury car chase. Black Widow badassery. Winter Soldier was scary & Hydra menacing. A tight, well-directed, well-written, well-edited, overall great FILM. Best of the MCU. PEAK Steve Rogers characterization. Yes. LOVED CATWS. So, then, Marvel said... "fuck Steve Rogers and his fans" (forever bitter & fuck you too Marvel). "RDJ's aging out & he makes $$$$. Let's give him Cap's 3rd film cuz BatmanVSuperman is coming & we're scared." IF you look at CACW as a Cap film, then Tony would be the villain. He's the 3rd act fight, the other face on the poster, the one trying to kill Steve. But, it's NOT a Cap film because Marvel couldn't suck RDJ off enough & could never nuance Tony's lack of emotional control as villainous. Nope. They made him Wooby crying out for his Mama. Waah! It's Avengers 2.5. It introduces Spiderman & Black Panther. It features every Avenger. It starts w Tony's early life trauma/loss of his parents/intro of his loving mom. (NO Sarah Rogers in Cap3, tho.) Then his guilt over lying & making Ultron & nearly ending the world. The longer end scene is Tony tending to his BF's injuries & sulking over Steve's apology. THEN we get a glimpse of Steve rescuing his friends from The Raft. Steve BARELY had more screen time than Tony in supposed Cap3. So, it's not a stand alone film. Cap fans were robbed.

The Thor films? Well. Uneven is an understatement. 1st Thor is kind of like the first Cap movie. Different tone. Deals well with campy comic elements. Branagh directed it as Shakespearean dramedy in space. Asgard is beautiful. Movie was made for the female gaze (like Mr. Hemsworth) and is a female fan fave. Thor the Dark World... is a dull follow-up. Malekith is the dullest villain ever. Dark Elves are so generic looking it's sad. If they'd been done differently, it could've had real menace. Lots of people are afraid of the dark, after all. Instead, Dark World is the most panned of all early Marvel films. Ragnarok is its polar opposite. Bright, colorful, comic-beautiful, but too funny. There's zero gravity to anything. Asgard explodes? Time for another joke. It's a fave, especially male fans. Thor is more badass in it, too. Loki is great. The faux tease of World War Hulk had fanboys delirious. And then there was Love & Thunder. Oh, L&T. Female fans were so excited for Mighty Thor/Jane Foster. Male fans were delirious that Gorr was coming & being played by Christian Bale. And, it's a huge flop. Again, comics beautiful. Too quippy, Taika. Not dark enough/wasted Gorr. Honestly, I enjoyed the kids/kiddishness because we took our son & he loved all that.

AntMan? The first was well done. Offbeat. Paul Rudd is CHARMING. Luis was the best thing in it. Scott's love for his daughter gave it HEART. Funny & fun. Great tone, though villain was meh. AntMan & the Wasp? Less fun. In big part that's because there were cast members phoning it in. Fishburne doesn't realize he was in it, FFS. Positive fam dynamic was too cheesily played. Meh. Then, Quantumania. Wait that may be the biggest flop of all MCU now. No stakes. No LUIS??? Exposition that something's coming? Lots of "care about these quirky characters you just met" and "listen... we're telling you Kang is bad... what? why should we show you?" Sigh. And... visuals were murky when the Quantum Realm should be vivid and sharp and vibrant and the most important element of the film.

Marvel is lucky so many fans have good imaginations and make their characters better than they did.

#Marvel stand alone films #Gimme Cap3 you jerks

[coqettexella]

Rant Warning.

Everyone Hates Me so Much that In 2020, My Own Mother had bipolar after I was premie.

It was fucked up, I’ve been Depressed for a long time every since I was 12

Then I got Super Panic attacks about Chris Hemsworth and been crying because I feel empty, Nobody did not show me empathy for me Anymore. Again, it’s Fucked Up that People say that I cause Harm from stealing art and Everything like that

I do remember about the time That one of the tumblr bloggers was deleted because of me, I stole art like I can’t trust anyone.

You know what’s Worst in 2017?

It’s very Fucked up that I was sexually assaulted by men in online in Instagram

Seriously tho, it’s really is messed up

I was 13 (?) by the time, it’s not ok, and it feels like I’m Raped online. Not in real life.

[hexagonaldecency]

Did they fucking dehydrate Chris Hemsworth for that tho

I want to thirst over Thor as much as any of us but damn I just get worried everytime

[etherealbabycloud]

facebook a wild place😭🤣 i just saw this on there lmaoo this the reason why i cant delete the app

😭🤣

#YALL HATING ON EVERY CHRIS #WHICH ONE THO #LMAOO FUCK CHRIS😭🤣 #chris evans #chris hemsworth #chris pine #chris pratt #daily celeb #dailymen #marvel memes #facebook memes #ce

[wickedpact]

Netflix making "Extraction" and "The Old Guard" a shared universe is so profoundly, agonizingly stupid that it causes me physical pain. that We Got This Covered site is a blight on humanity, istg. lmao.

causes me physical pain bro

#what a slap in the face to greg too tho #'we know this is your franchise that you painstaking created over the course of like 20 years but what if we added - #-chris hemsworth in there? just for the lulz. lmao' #kill it with fire #its terrible bc it sounds fake as fuck but it also sounds like the stupid kind of thing the Modern Day Entertainment Industry would try to #*try to pull #Anonymous

[iamanartichoke]

I saw that Christian Bale is confirmed to be playing the villain in Thor 4 and I just ... 

On the one hand, now I’ll be showing up to watch this movie like 

But on the other hand, I’ll be watching behind-the-scenes shenanigans like 

bc Christian is just as talented as Tom, but not nearly as nice to everyone as Tom, and we all know Christian takes his acting very seriously (remember when he freaked out on set over a light?), so I am really, really interested to see how things will go down between him, Chris “Look At Me!” Hemsworth, and Taika “What’s A Script?” Waititi. 

Hoo boy. 

#ragnarok critical #not tagging this appropriately #bc i don't want to draw the attention of this movie's fans #but yeah #let's see how this turns out #did i mention i fucking love christian bale tho? #bc i do #when fandoms collide #mood gif #chris hemsworth critical #taika waititi critical

[thewingedwolf]

The first Thor movie is really fucking bad but when Thor realizes he has to destroy the bridge and goes “I’m sorry jane” and then Loki’s voice pitches up when he’s telling Odin he could have destroyed the frost giants, like a child still wanting daddy’s approval (and what better way than following in his genocidal father’s footsteps and attempting to destroy an entire race) and Loki lets go after he’s rejected, and Thor just SCREAMS because nothing that’s happened matters to him so much as his brother being safe and ALIVE and then there’s the quiet, sad little cut to Jane’s silhouette when she realizes the bridge is gone

#ITS ABOUT THE AWFUL HORRIBLE THINGS WE DO FOR LOVE #that’s why despite how bad the first Thor movie is I still love them and that’s why Taika’s is so good #Thor’s story is about a) the awful things we do in the name of love and the pursuit of acceptance and b) taking ownership of the mistakes of #your past and realizing you will make mistakes in the future. it’s so fucking good. #Kenneth branagh is a little bitch but those scenes and the Hawkeye scene are great #rani liveblogs marvel #I’m debating whether I’m gonna watch through the phases #I skipped iron man tho aksjdjd I don’t care about tonky stank realizing that bombs do in fact kill people #all the money disney has and they gave Chris hemsworth those wack ass eyebrows I can’t believe it #Thor #Thor odinson

[dizzeebee]

I didnt know the venom movie was gay so i never saw it and i already made plans to see bad times at the el royale tomorrow (so excited) so now i have to sit here knowing i wont be able to watch venom til its out on dvd bc australian theaters are expensive af and im broker than broke agdklajdhfkkahd

#bad times at the el royale #venom #tom hardy #chris hemsworth #spiderman #my post #i cant wait til tomortow tho fuck

[khaotunqs]

chrishemsworth Just stumbled across a little secret Avengers rehearsal by the @therussobrothers [x]

HI I’LL JUST BE OVER HERE SCREAMING ABOUT THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

#chris hemsworth #video #OH MY GOD #his 'rave' music tho #i love this man so fucking much

[shldwielded-moved]

QUICK LITTLE PSA: i am changing my faceclaim from Nikolaj Coster-Waldau to Chris Hemsworth (as Thor) so i will be redoing icons and some small blog aesthetic things and after that REPLIES

#tobias santelmann and chris hemsworth tied in the poll #tobias is a great nord fc but i dont have the time to sit down and icon all of tlk #plus ragnar has a fucking tattoo on his forehead so that's that #may keep nik as an older fc tho we'll see #i luv him #tbd.