#did i mention i fucking love christian bale tho?

[iamanartichoke]

I saw that Christian Bale is confirmed to be playing the villain in Thor 4 and I just ... 

On the one hand, now I’ll be showing up to watch this movie like 

But on the other hand, I’ll be watching behind-the-scenes shenanigans like 

bc Christian is just as talented as Tom, but not nearly as nice to everyone as Tom, and we all know Christian takes his acting very seriously (remember when he freaked out on set over a light?), so I am really, really interested to see how things will go down between him, Chris “Look At Me!” Hemsworth, and Taika “What’s A Script?” Waititi. 

Hoo boy. 

#ragnarok critical #not tagging this appropriately #bc i don't want to draw the attention of this movie's fans #but yeah #let's see how this turns out #did i mention i fucking love christian bale tho? #bc i do #when fandoms collide #mood gif #chris hemsworth critical #taika waititi critical

[i-am-vpelno]

Rewarching the Dark Knight Rises cuz I realized I have no idea what happens in this film. SPOILERS AHEAD

I hate/love how Anne Hathaway does that meek “uwu MrWayne, you don’t have the scars like they say” and then instantly flips into bad bitch mode, I like the faint sprinkle of asshole in her performance. Like okay who’s walking around in those stripper heels damn. Really want Wonder Woman 1984 comes out so I can compare their “I lost my love interest in the last film so I gave up until this film”. No offense, Alfred’s speech should have just been exposition OR that wish he had and not both, he speaks so quickly it feels like he had to make it fit within the scene. Okay I really don’t remember all this orphan killing shit. Not to, I don’t know, a city-ist but when it comes to kids in Gotham I really don’t care. Lmao I hate this sexy voice Anne has, so dumb. Her fight scene isn’t great either. Lmao Bane likes to get his ass eaten, he’s weird and funny not so much scary. Okay Blake please just essplain how you know the identity I really don’t fucking care about what you got tosaaaaay. Ew I really don’t like Blake’s heart of the people bullshit. Of course the only great performances so far are Bruce, Jim, Lucius Fox and Alfred. Talia is bland as fuck. Lmao Selina and Bruce have no chemistry however she plays a good downtrodden character even there she looks too neat, I feel like someone playing someone like that are little more shabby looking in their home time but she looks the same not better or worse in nearly every scene. Bruce manages to fix having no cartilage and a bum knee by putting one knee brace on.

Bro stock trade building in (date this movie was made) has fiber and I don’t even have that in 2020. I get that Bane is supposed to be this mysterious force with a mysterious plan but I literally don’t know what he’s doing or why and I don’t even have a clue but I would like one please. Group fight but Batman takes everyone out, Selina takes out one guy barf. Alfred scene don’t make me cry like it used to. Here’s the thing, even as someone who has seen this film before, the line “Ra’s Al Ghul was the league of shadows, they died when he died” means Talia is afoot, knowing Talia is afoot you know she must be behind Bane’s stuff. That’s my main problem, other than I’m lost in this story, is that Bane is known to be the brawn of any bigger operation. When she mentions the doctor’s crash, her involvement and identity (being that Talia is the one delivering the news) are instantly revealed. Also no romantic chemistry anywhere! This movie isn’t as good as the others. Oh come on I don’t believe this kiss. Bro they just hammering the fact that she’s Thalia Tahlia Talia. Bro my neck breaking this is going so fast. Like I know I’m writing a lot but I’m having to pause or write on the commercials. Tunnel espionage is so good tho. “Bane.” 👁👄👁 I actually like this fight because it is representative of the fact that bitch he really thought lmao he could just walk up on this dude but he is gravely mistaken. Back break didn’t break like it was supposed to tho, also the fact that Tahlia JUST got in with Wayne Enterprises and suddenly Bane knows about le secret garage I mean come on. I’m bored. Oh no he’s gonna destroy Gotham 😑 much surprise. This is awesome awesome 👏 Bane like, lemme grab my suspenders for support. Is this doomsday device a mcguffin? Blake still a dumbass. That one white football player 🤣 I remember le football scene fucking me up when I first saw it. Can’t remember if Jim dies, cue me actually being scared because Blake is the only dumbass on site to save him. Hehehehe Jim’s a badass. Dr Pavel’s death is a good one. Starting from the Blackgate prison release, the film is much better tbh. Nvmnd Bruce connecting Bane to Ra’s is bullshit. My confusion, why did Bane protect Thalia, perhaps it’s at the end. Bruh fucking Christian Bale just gets it man. And Cillian Murphy goddamn I have dreams about that man. Foley a bitch. Okay I’m having a good time, sucks that they fucked hi the first half and Anne Hathaway ain’t great. Gotta love these cops tho. Jim putting the coat on Bruce always makes me cryyyy. ALFRED MAKE ME CRYYYY. Robin is fucking stupid.