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citrusro · 10 months
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Make sure you trim your rat mans nails so he doesn't scratch himself!!!!!!
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thecruellestmonth · 1 year
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I was reading your Lazarus pit madness post and I disagree a little bit personally. The wording from that interview doesn’t come off to me like he is blaming the pit itself as what is influencing Jason but rather coming back from the dead screwing him up a little bit. That same interview says that Jason was always screwed up so I don’t think it’s fair to say the pit is influencing his actions. There is far more evidence against pit madness than there is for it, and tons of characters have been in it with no adverse side effects in that same writing era like Cassandra.
Yes, I'm aware of what the Lazarus Pit lore is in Cass' book.
In a setting where Bruce Wayne becoming Batman is a reasonable response to the ills of society, I don't think Jason or anyone else needs to have Lazarus Pit side effects to do what the Red Hood did.
I'm not a huge fan of tying up the characters' agency in Magic Evil Juice. But I say the possibility is open. DC writers do whatever the heck they want with the Lazzy Pits. A flexible interpretation is available to them and to fans.
Bruce previously said he wouldn't use the Lazarus Pits to revive his parents, because the effects of the Pits are corruptive to the point that they are better off dead rather than twisted beyond recognition.
The Pit brought Cass back from death without many problems.
Other lore states that the Pit can't truly resurrect people, and can only heal injuries and diseases up to the brink of death. (Why is it called the Lazarus Pit is it can't even resurrect people? *eye roll*)
Again, the Lazarus Pit brought Cass and Shiva back from being freshly dead. And yet on another occasion, Bruce decided that the Pit wouldn't be strong enough to heal Jason's catastrophic brain injury. And then way back in the Bronze Age, the Lazarus Pit resurrected Ra's from a pile of ashes. And then Paul Dini and Alex Ross drew up a concept that the Lazarus Pit would heal Barbara Gordon's spinal injury at the cost of twisting her personality into something darker. Now "Lazarus Resin" is available in a conveniently portable form, and this Lazarus Planet event has a Lazarus Volcano eruption giving and nullifying superpowers for people across the planet.
My point is that--in this case especially--I really don't think fans can pretend to be the undisputed expert and argue for one definitive interpretation. On the list of the many flexible and inconsistent elements in Batman lore, the Lazarus Pit is high up there.
I'll probably remake the Jason-focused post into a multi-part overview of the history of the Lazarus Pit starting from the Bronze Age, and including Elseworlds and adaptations and their influences.
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donotopendeadinside · 20 days
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CHARACTER THEME SONGS (links included)
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Got bored, decided to make a list of Characters theme songs, at least, all Characters i currently use:
Dr. Leon Fischer: Twin Size Mattress - The Front Bottoms
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Edward McCain: Compass - Sail North
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Helio Goldenveil: Top of my School - Katherine Lynn
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PrettyKitty: Shine - Cassidy Ladden
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Some people I thought to tag, as I use these OC's either in roleplays, or apart of their AU's, sometimes both:
@onyxonline <- Creator of Space Riders AU, PrettyKitty is an OC of this AU
@ask-experiment-1006-theprototype, @ab-art-07 <- I use Edward with these 2
@dr-ignis-ashton <- I use Leon with them
@protective-mama-bear/@mod-latte-here-to-haunt-you <- I use Helio with them
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forevercloudnine · 2 years
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So was Oswald being polite by not openly referring to Bruce Wayne as Batman’s sugar daddy, or did the mercury poisoning also give him some form of amnesia, because...
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just-an-enby-lemon · 1 year
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I think we need more brain cancer Riddler fics. More fics exploring the fact that Ras never got retribution against Edward for him using the Lazarus Pit (I don't recall if the League ever knew that it was Riddler who used it). More fics about the effects the Lazarus pit could have had in Edward and specially in his mental state (make his OCD and anxiety and inferiority complex and narcism and all his psicological problems getting worse because the pit).
Just make my babygirl suffer. Give her more brain cancer. More issues. More revenge of the Al Ghuls. I want more Riddler sickfic angst.
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spacelazarwolf · 4 months
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in honor of that anon who said jews have done nothing for the world, here’s a non exhaustive list of things we’ve done for the world:
arts, fashion, and lifestyle:
jeans - levi strauss
modern bras - ida rosenthal
sewing machines - isaac merritt singer
modern film industry - carl laemmle (universal pictures), adolph zukor (paramount pictures), william fox (fox film forporation), louis b. mayer (mgm - metro-goldwyn-mayer), harry, sam, albert, and jack warners (warner bros.), steven spielberg, mel brooks, marx brothers
operetta - jacques offenbach
comic books - stan lee
graphic novels - will eisner
teddy bears - morris and rose michtom
influential musicians - irving berlin, stephen sondheim, benny goodman, george gershwin, paul simon, itzhak perlman, leonard bernstein, bob dylan, leonard cohen
artists - mark rothko
actors - elizabeth taylor, jerry lewis, barbara streisand
comedians - lenny bruce, joan rivers, jerry seinfeld
authors - judy blume, tony kushner, allen ginsberg, walter mosley
culture:
esperanto - ludwik lazar zamenhof
feminism - betty friedan, gloria steinem, ruth bader ginsberg
queer and trans rights - larry kramer, harvey milk, leslie feinberg, abby stein, kate bornstein, frank kameny, judith butler
international women's day - clara zetkin
principles of journalizm, statue of liberty, and pulitzer prize - joseph pulitzer
"the new colossus" - emma lazarus
universal declaration of human rights - rene samuel cassin
holocaust remembrance and human rights activism - elie wiesel
workers rights - louis brandeis, rose schneiderman
public health care, women's rights, and children's rights - lillian wald
racial equity - rabbi abraham joshua heschel, julius rosenwald, andrew goodman, michael schwerner
political theory - hannah arendt
disability rights - judith heumann
black lives matter slogan and movement - alicia garza
#metoo movement - jodi kantor
institute of sexology - magnus hirschfeld
technology:
word processing computers - evelyn berezin
facebook - mark zuckerberg
console video game system - ralph henry baer
cell phones - amos edward joel jr., martin cooper
3d - leonard lipton
telephone - philipp reis
fax machines - arthur korn
microphone - emile berliner
gramophone - emile berliner
television - boris rosing
barcodes - norman joseph woodland and bernard silver
secret communication system, which is the foundation of the technology used for wifi - hedy lamarr
three laws of robotics - isaac asimov
cybernetics - norbert wiener
helicopters - emile berliner
BASIC (programming language) - john george kemeny
google - sergey mikhaylovich brin and larry page
VCR - jerome lemelson
fax machine - jerome lemelson
telegraph - samuel finley breese morse
morse code - samuel finley breese morse
bulletproof glass - edouard benedictus
electric motor and electroplating - boris semyonovich jacobi
nuclear powered submarine - hyman george rickover
the internet - paul baran
icq instant messenger - arik vardi, yair goldfinger,, sefi vigiser, amnon amir
color photography - leopold godowsky and leopold mannes
world's first computer - herman goldstine
modern computer architecture - john von neumann
bittorrent - bram cohen
voip internet telephony - alon cohen
data archiving - phil katz, eugene roshal, abraham lempel, jacob ziv
nemeth code - abraham nemeth
holography - dennis gabor
laser - theodor maiman
instant photo sharing online - philippe kahn
first automobile - siegfried samuel marcus
electrical maglev road - boris petrovich weinberg
drip irrigation - simcha blass
ballpoint pen and automatic gearbox - laszlo biro
photo booth - anatol marco josepho
medicine:
pacemakers and defibrillators - louise robinovitch
defibrillators - bernard lown
anti-plague and anti-cholera vaccines - vladimir aronovich khavkin
polio vaccine - jonas salk
test for diagnosis of syphilis - august paul von wasserman
test for typhoid fever - ferdinand widal
penicillin - ernst boris chain
pregnancy test - barnhard zondek
antiretroviral drug to treat aids and fight rejection in organ transplants - gertrude elion
discovery of hepatitis c virus - harvey alter
chemotherapy - paul ehrlich
discovery of prions - stanley prusiner
psychoanalysis - sigmund freud
rubber condoms - julius fromm
birth control pill - gregory goodwin pincus
asorbic acid (vitamin c) - tadeusz reichstein
blood groups and rh blood factor - karl landsteiner
acyclovir (treatment for infections caused by herpes virus) - gertrude elion
vitamins - caismir funk
technique for measuring blood insulin levils - rosalyn sussman yalow
antigen for hepatitus - baruch samuel blumberg
a bone fusion technique - gavriil abramovich ilizarov
homeopathy - christian friedrich samuel hahnemann
aspirin - arthur ernst eichengrun
science:
theory of relativity - albert einstein
theory of the electromagnetic field - james maxwell
quantum mechanics - max born, gustav ludwig hertz
quantum theory of gravity - matvei bronstein
microbiology - ferdinand julius cohn
neuropsychology - alexander romanovich luria
counters for x-rays and gamma rays - robert hofstadter
genetic engineering - paul berg
discovery of the antiproton - emilio gino segre
discovery of cosmic microwave background radiation - arno allan penzias
discovery of the accelerating expansion of the universe - adam riess and saul merlmutter
discovery that black hole formation is a robust prediction of the general theory of relativity - roger penrose
discovery of a supermassive compact object at the center of the milky way - andrea ghez
modern cosmology and the big bang theory - alexander alexandrovich friedmann
stainless steel - hans goldschmidt
gas powered vehicles
interferometer - albert abraham michelson
discovery of the source of energy production in stars - hans albrecht bethe
proved poincare conjecture - grigori yakovlevich perelman
biochemistry - otto fritz meyerhof
electron-positron collider - bruno touschek
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enigmatic-enigmas · 1 year
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Reference for Elliot Mortimer and his villainous alter ego, the Answer!
(Will ramble more about it in the tags or something.)
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starsandhughes · 1 year
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Penalty Box— Trevor Zegras (Part Twenty)
SERIES MASTERLIST
previous: nineteen
next: twenty-one
***I SKIPPED THE AVES GAME WHERE Z GOT HURT!!***
SATURDAY, APRIL 1ST
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yourusername welcome to my postgame penalty box update: my boyfriend tried his best edition! now, you might be thinking— “y/n, last update z was at three games since his last penalty! what happened to four?” well, my lovelies, trevor rudely DIED in monday’s game against the aves, and i was a mourning widow, so i did not post that game. he remained dead on thursday’s game against the kraken, but he finally revived for tonight’s game against the oilers!
i, and i’m sure the rest of the world, would like to forget that this game exists. but alas, we cannot, and must persevere onwards to the rest of the season! during z baby’s 19:08 minutes of ice time (second most for forwards; stromer was first with 19:48!) he did not get a penalty! he had some pretty close calls shots wise, but the oilers’ goalie was a doo doo head. z did get hit again pretty hard and had to go to the locker room, but the wind was just knocked out of him and he returned shortly after!
special notes: the broadcasters on the oilers broadcast talked about z! the conversation went as such:
“zegras leads in anaheim in goals and points this season.”
“yep. top player, he’s obviously going to be under a lot of attention. he’s a wizard with the puck on his stick, i’ll tell ya.”
“is he ever; known as the king of the michigan
shoutout to benoit and vatrano to making things interesting!! throw them hands boys!!! tank (vatrano iydk) got a penalty hatty!! comtois had to serve one of them!
p.s. stupid refs for stopped z from throwing hands with ekholm! i wanted to see it! (the broadcasters high key did, too!!)
i love you, always, z baby <3
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trevorzegras i love you, forever, y/n/n🧡 (sorry for dying and making you cry)
yourusername meh, i got to play nurse ;)
jamie.drysdale SHE MEANT THIS LITERALLY!!! NOT NSFW!!!
yourusername @/jamie.drysdale that’s what you think
jackhughes @/yourusername we have children!
jamie.drysdale @/yourusername we have a kid!
yourusername mommy’s a whore
trevorzegras yeah she is ;)
edwards.73 @/lhughes_06 FIX IT
lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes FIX IT
_quinnhughes @/lhughes_06 @/edwards.73 i’ve given up
user1 when your husband returns from the war🥵
user2 z praise! z praise! z praise!
_alexturcotte how much will power did it take to not post him getting hit and on his knees?
yourusername trevor had to sit on me again
jamie.drysdale and i threatened a divorce
trevorzegras both of these statements are true
yourusername it was a war zone
_alexturcotte sounds about right😂
user3 special note: z was singing along to the national anthem
_quinnhughes we’re getting close to uncharted territory
yourusername i know i’m scared
trevorzegras i’ll make it to seven just you wait
_quinnhughes i’m trembling at the thought
yourusername quaking in my boots
trevorzegras @/yourusername you’re supposed to be on my side!
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras did you read the best friend contract? every other weekend she’s on my side
lhughes_06 lazarus?
jackhughes yes
_quinnhughes yes
colecaufield yes
yourusername yes
trevorzegras HEY
user4 tell me why z left the aves game i immediately thought of how much y/n was gonna cry
jamie.drysdale in her defense, we were all pretty worried
trevorzegras when he cares>>>🥵
user5 i find immense joy in the fact that every single nhl broadcaster agrees that z is a wizard and magic with the puck
jackhughes kindly screw up soon
trevorzegras don’t tell me what to do
yourusername excuse my boyfriend he’s a brat
jackhughes he’s not excused
yourusername see, this is why we got divorced
user6 look at the lil slut with his tongue out!
jamie.drysdale at least someone’s winning…
yourusername we’re gonna ignore the losing streak
jamie.drysdale i’m down for that
trevorzegras idk what you’re talking about. what losing streak?
yourusername atta boy
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llovelymoonn · 10 months
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favourite poems of june
chase twichell the snow watcher: "hunger for something"
hester knibbe hungerpots (tr. jacquelyn pope)
jan beatty an eater, or swallowhole, is a reach of stream
sally wen mao the toll of the sea
peter everwine rain
rebecca lindenberg the logan notebooks: "poetic subjects"
john kinsella native cut wood deflects colonial hunger
katie peterson permission: "the truth is concrete"
linda hogan dark. sweet.: "innocence"
jános pilinszky (tr. george gömöri & clive wilmer) van gogh's prayer
david sullivan the day the beekeeper died: sulaymaniyah
sandra simonds you can't build a child
kari edwards bharat jiva: "ready to receive remains..."
george kalogeris rilke rereading hölderlin
philip nikolayev letters from aldenderry: "a midsummer's night stroll"
franz wright the raising of lazarus
erin belieu black box: "i heart your dog's head"
joseph brodsky collected poems in english, 1972-1999: "the hawk's cry in autumn"
jonathan galassi north street and other poems: "may"
stanley kunitz the collected poems of stanley kunitz: "end of summer"
robin blaser the holy forest: collected poems of robin blaser: "a bird in the house"
liu xia (tr. jennifer stern & ming di) empty chairs
wilfred owen exposure
mahogany l. browne this is the honey
diane lockward the uneaten carrots of atonement: "for the love of avocados"
peter balakian ozone journal: "here and now"
(tw: miscarriage) kathryn nuernberger rag & bone: "translations"
ailbhe ní ghearbhuigh conriocht ["werewolf"] (tr. billy ramsell)
craig arnold meditation on a grapefruit
anzhelina polonskaya (tr. andrew wachtel) to the ashes: "a few words about van gogh"
support me
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quandaryqueen · 2 months
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Mr. Freeze 2.0
Harley Quinn Series Jonathan Crane X Spouse Reader
The Riddler was particularly alarmed when an old coworker and friend's spouse reached out to him after a long time.
It's been a long time, I know I know 😭
"So... You're telling me you wanna bring 'im back to life?"
"Yes." You answered firmly.
"Well, honey, I'm not the man for the job."
Now Edward thinks that it's not in the realm of impossibility at all, when there's crazy shit everywhere in Gotham but why him? There's the Lazarus Pit, the fucking nutjobs with powers, why don't you go bother them?
"I believe you have abundance of abilities that would be of help to me and you're the most intelligent man I know."
Edward raises a brow with a lopsided grin. Ohohoho, now you were pulling the flattery card— those were always his favourite. He doesn't need them at all, he has a pillar of support holding the weight of his confidence, but it does not hurt to hear the others state the obvious.
The Riddler replies, coyly dragging his words. "I don't know about you, but there's Lex Luthor--"
"As if that man ever achieved anything. He just throws money and expects his inventions to come to fruition—" You're not wrong. But that's not quite what he wants to hear. "— But you, you actually make progress."
"Hmm... Right. Tell me everything." Edward leans his arm against the table.
And you have told him everything. He always knew there was something more about you that meets the eye-- I mean, you're fucking married to Jonathan Crane. How could the most generic, sane-looking person be with someone like him? As they say, you are what you love.
Y/N L/N-Crane, Gotham Uni graduate with a degree of Psychology. No discernable background relevant to Edward, other than being affiliated with Jonathan and in turn, associated with the rogues. Scarecrow had put out a note to his other coworkers not to harm you, lest they want to make their lives a living hell. Now that he's dead, his threat was no longer effective, but out of respect and not really having any problems with you, they still abide by it. It is not like they can still use you against Jonathan anyways, but Edward digresses.
"So you're saying that you want to become the next Mister Freeze and bring your dead husband back to life?"
You chuckled, seems like the first time you did after all these times but it never sounded natural in your ears. Funny that he say that, Mister Freeze had actually lent you his equipment suited to preserve Jonathan... Or at least, what's left of him.
Freeze empathizes with you losing the love of your life, he understood just how painful it is. By this, he pulled you in to cope the way he does, locking your spouse's corpse in a low temperature pod in hopes of finding a way to bring them back. It wasn't healthy, but it is only what you have. But you figured it did not had to be that way, to endlessly cry before an embodiment of your grief preserved in a pod for the rest of your days. No, you were determined to bring him back, just as Freeze was.
Meanwhile Edward is particularly stoked you reached out to him, stroke his ego and consult him about a project you would be making— of course you should consult him! He's the smart one, forget the professionals, clearly he is most superior! Oh resurrection? Oh he might just work on it as well. Count him in! Oh he hasn't worked on a new project for a long time, this would be good to dip himself in the water again.
"When do we begin?"
~•~
You are a bright chemist, as Edward had come to discover, no wonder you caught Jonathan's eye despite graduating with a psychology degree. You are no Edward Nygma, of course no one can be as briliant as Edward Nygma, but he has to qualms to point out certain aspects of you he considered impressive. He can admit that you know your stuff pretty well without bruising his ego.
You thought of everything. You ruled out the Lazarus Pit as an option to resurrect due to its unpredictable nature and not to mention, the madness that comes with it. In general, magic was out of the option because you would not fuck with the unfamiliar waters, no that is not your field at all, what use would your science background do other than hanging prettily on your wall? Of course you would make use of it.
Is it possible to bring one back to life? The life long question in which science and the supernatural has their very own answers to. Frankenstein by Mary Shelley had answered the question of what would happen if one were to play god and control life itself, but your do not want to play god nor create life, you just want your Jonathan back. Besides, it did not go well for Doctor Frankenstein but maybe it was the point of it all, to dare tap into the impossible, borderline unnatural, supernatural even, breaking ethics, ruining the natural flaw of vitality of everything. But perhaps it was Frankenstein's neglect, lack of self-awareness, responsibility and accountability that caused him his downfall. Oh, and he's a fucking dropout.
It was wild how you can compare fiction into your life in a manner that is not figurative. You are here planning to bring your Jonathan back to life on a Tuesday night in Gotham City in your basement after having tea with the Riddler. You were no architect and an engineer, and so Edward was called in to design some things from you, perhaps gain feedback from him. He knows his stuff despite not having a degree of it at all and you trust him... Funding was not a problem at all, you have a few materials kindly provided by Victor Fries. After he had passed and successfully healed Nora, he had you in his mind. The low temperature preservation pods, various chemicals, the lair, the freeze ray, the suit... Riddler was not far off when he said you might be the next Mister Freeze. Hopefully not for long.
"Right, so that's the design. Promotes a good flow of necessary fluids, the vital signifier, control panels, Jonny boy's fishtank..."
Looking over a blueprint, the design was doable for Edward to construct in a matter of days and enough for you to make important phone calls for willing participants to contribute a little helping hand for this little project of yours.
So how do you plan to bring him back to life? A mix of both. You meant it when you said you would never fuck with the supernatural, but you also recognise the limitation of science. His body is beyond saving but you will be stopping at nothing to bring him back. You planned to clone his body and give him his old memories. Obtaining his old memories and consciousness is something science cannot do and you turn to the last thing you dreaded to even think about.
Klarion the Witch Boy was out of the option, too unpredictable in your taste. Zatanna does not fuck with this particular side of magic and not to mention, how she would not even involve herself with the likes of you. John Constantine, too drunk to function, moreover, how he'd attempt to fuck every breathing thing... Doctor Psycho specialises in the human mind, but would he be capable of transferring memories and consciousness to another body? You want Jonathan fully healed in a different body as himself, not a clone with his memories. Would he be willing to help? Why would he help you? Would it possible for you to see your Jonathan ever again, or is it just a copy of him you are creating? Fucking hell, is he even capable of such a thing—
"Hey, hey," fingers snapping grounds your back. His hand is on your shoulder. Edward was a touch offended when you began dazing off, how dare you? Though he bit back the remark slots on his tongue by the sight of you flinching. "Stay with me okay?"
You blinked, grounding yourself back to the living realm. "Right..."
~•~
"So what was it like with Crane?"
"Pardon?"
In the midst of you tweaking some gears into the machine, Edward sounds off behind you, having been bored out of his mind after finishing his handiwork early. He found himself drumming the screw driver against a pipe, texting Clock King (he was unfortunately offline), when he laid his eyes on you. With no connection other than Jonathan, he gives it a go. Could be fun to reopen some wounds.
He repeats himself. "What was it like with Crane?"
"Mundane at best. I was the closest thing he has to normalcy since his workplace is catastrophic."
"How'd you met?"
"Uni."
"Why did he chose you?"
"Dunno."
"Why choose him?"
"I have questionable standards."
"You aren't much of a conversationalist, are you?"
"Yes."
Edward should be irked, but he isn't. He was that bored.
"Come on, work with me on something here. I don't like being bored," He sighs, draping himself on his seat, limbs sprawled out. "Monosyllabic much?"
"Occasionally. That was five syllables just about now." A lopsided grin was present at the last sentence, but you relent. "What was he like in the workplace?"
Ahhh, there it is. Edward could work with that.
"Maybe the most tolerable I find. He wasn't much of a bitch, but he can be a bit talkative."
"And you aren't?" You snorted, eyes still fixed on the contraption you were building.
"Touchè," Edward smirks. "The most that stood out to me the most though, was that one Villy's three or four years ago. Ya know, when you were outed in the public?"
You remembered. The ordeal was not easy for you, nor Jonathan. You've been together for a decade and married five years into it. You have been kept away from the public's eye and Jonathan was adamant to keep it that way. One day, someone spotted you. With a single picture, you were in the middle of the spotlight, front page, headlines. What was supposed to be a private matter, came to light when a single photo was snapped with the two of you holding hands, wedding bands visible. The Villy's were just around the corner and you were hot shit, you were nominated to be the best couple, despite your civilian status. Harley Quinn, who was Joker's then-girlfriend, did not take it well.
"The Villy's, you know how rigged it is right? And yet you won the best couple with no strings attached." Edward says. Back then he was amused at the fact that the couple who want nothing to do with the spotlight winning.
"Joker and Harley proceeded to make our lives a living hell. Nothing life-threatening, just general inconvenience..." You sighed, the memories resurfacing. Then you retract your statement. "No, I almost died on laughing gas. Couldn't breathe, was laughing too hard, broke a rib. Jon had to sedate me and make an antidote, then took me to the hospital for my broken rib."
"I remember. I overheard Jonny telling Bane about it." Edward noted how Jonathan was close to crying when he told Bane. He felt a little sorry for the guy, before going about his day. "Was Harley that did that?"
"I don't know." You shrugged.
"Has she apologized for it?" Harley has been going about her 'character arc' lately, with her break up with the Joker, her get together with Ivy and all that.
"No." There you were again, monosyllabic— a sign that the topic was getting a touch too personal.
"Do you still miss him?" It slips from Edward before he can even think about it. He was met by your deadpan gaze, before you gesture at the device you have been working on. The 'Bring my husband back' machine. Oh duh.
"So how are you and Clock King?" You opted to divert the conversation. At least then he'd be more elated to talk about that.
Edward grins, his expression shifting into something so dreamy. "He is so good to me. Just. The best. Just this morning I woke up to breakfast in bed, he is just a sweetheart. I just know I have to marry him."
"You guys should have won the Villy's," you dropped, whilst still tending to testing the mechanism of the device, before readjusting another set of screws.
"Right?" Edward exclaims. "If Harley and Ivy didn't show up up stage, that should have been a disqualification and the runner-up winner should have gotten it. But of course, Joker had to be a self-centred dick." He groans, rolling his eyes. "CK was upset but he got over it. The Villy's rigged anyway and we don't really need it."
"If I were a rogue though, I would have voted for you." You briefly looked up, seeing just how lit Edward's eyes were at the matter of his boyfriend.
"Why thank you," he limps a hand at your direction, before fishing for something in his pocket. With his phone in hand, he began pressing some keys before he holds it in front of you. "This was our third date. He baked us some sweets and we had tea. He is soooo good at cooking and baking ugh, I'd bring some if I can. You just got to try them."
You find yourself smiling at the sight of the happy couple posing in front of the camera, Edward's hand draped on Clock King's shoulder. Good for them.
The contraption was complete and functioning, though you can't find it within you to feel successful. Edward, on the other hand, was his usual self— taking pride of what he has constructed.
"Not bad for a psychologist slash chemist. I might make an engineer out of you yet." Edward gives you an impressed, lop-sided grin as he looks down on the mechanism you made.
You only give him a smile, void of any emotions whatsoever.
"Quick question," Edward knows it within himself nothing about his query is quick. "Do you think old Jonny boy would want to see you..." He vaguely gestures at your form, darkened gaze, bloodshot eyes, exhausted, lethargic, tired, every synonym of it just to drive a point. "Like this?"
Edward gets up, giving you a firm pat on your back, before picking up the apparatus. He proceeds to install it the main machine to get it to run. The 'Bring back my husband' machine whirs to life, the cogs and gears turning, pumps shifting. Edward takes a step back to admire his— er, your (plural)— your handiwork.
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The day came, the apparatus was complete and in order. All that was needed to be done was to do something out of your control and put of your abilities. You settled on cloning the body— you've already made calls to Dr. Psycho for an appointment, transfer everything from John's old body to his new one and to ensure this would not be a case of a clone with Jon's memories, you had to reiterate that.
It was risky. You were unsure. There's no doubt that resurrection is not possible, everyone who had died around you had came back, though not all of them came back right. A seed of doubt was sewn in your mind, though pushed back.
The question did not come from a place of concern (or so he thinks), he just wanted to fuck with your mind. With all the uncertainty lingering in mind, there's bound to be an interesting reaction. He was met with yet again, your dead gaze. Somehow Jonathan in his little pod was looking livelier than you are.
"No."
There was an air of finality to it, wanting not to elaborate further as you step forward to tend to the machine. There was nothing wrong with it, you just wanted to avoid him and his prying. Edward getting under your skin had never gone unnoticed, but it was best to disregard him, lest it should egg him on to poke further. You were above snapping at him, not to mention, you don't even have the energy to take his jabs to heart.
Exhaustion glazed eyes glanced at the body in the tank. An imitation of your husband sloshed in it. This wasn't him, you knew, but you just wanted to have something in his absence.
You won't deny that he had successfully made that seed of doubt in your mind to flourish. It didn't take your psychology degree to think that everything you were doing was in the place of grief. Self-awareness and all that, yet you still proceeded to lend the effort of constructing a machine in hopes to bring him back. It's all in the grieving process.
'Goodbye, my darling.'
Edward found himself raising a brow in shock, when you unplugged the machine, shutting it down. All your efforts, down the drain. All his effort. And yet he didn't feel it was all for nought. He stares at you, waiting for you to say something.
"Jonathan wouldn't like this." All you can do was shrug, he chuckles at this.
"And here I thought you'd be replacing Mr. Freeze." Edward remarks with a smirk. But then, one question remains.
"So, what now?"
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borisyvain · 24 days
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image in the middle my art, all others except for that of the belfast 14th july celebrations from pinterest
WIP Reintro: Red and Riotous Light
Status: seven morbillionth draft
Genre: historical fiction, gothic horror
Content warnings: gore, death, cannibalism, place & time typical bigotry, &c
The year is 1796 and the island of Ireland, once considered peaceable, is awash with sedition. In Belfast, the arrival of a mysterious Englishwoman whose defection to the French makes her a target of both curiosity and suspicion brings with her tidings of a prospective deal between a local United Irish cell and the French government: guns, and ammunition, sold at a premium price, delivered by a French ship. The only problem? The ship is arriving at the opposite side of the country, and these would-be insurgents need it where they are -- and the French said nothing about transport. Additionally, the committee seems to have had a suspicious number of brushes with authority lately. More than they used to. Hopefully someone isn't getting cold feet...
Meanwhile, in the isolated townland of Áth Síomóin, the arrival of a hapless new schoolmaster sparks the powder-keg the two sides of the area's sectarian divide have long been sitting on and leads, inadvertently, to the death of a Catholic of some consequence -- and, crucially, does not lead to the punishment of his killer. The resulting crackdown on Defender activity, facilitated by the arrival of another English visitor, is to be expected at first. However, as the situation deteriorates, it becomes clear that local agrarian resistance leaders have neither intent nor indeed means to capitulate, and all sides begin to adopt increasingly extreme measures in an attempt to win the seemingly endless feud. And there's also something off about some of the local children -- hearing voices, saying funny things. It can't be good for them, after all. All this bloodshed.
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William Hughes Rearden - an extremely driven and neurotic member of the Belfast United Irishmen hellbent on getting French arms for his men. he/him
Lady Maria Whittaker - an English reformer who defected to the French; Rearden's close friend. Her mission is to arm the UI and she doesn't care what she has to do to accomplish it. she/her; first name pronounced "mariah"
Seamus "Seamy" Breen - a small, unhappy Irish Catholic boy who, after he witnesses the death of a schoolmate, develops the ability to speak to the dead. he/him; nickname pronounced "shaymie"
Eoin O'Donnell - a womanising Defender leader in Áth Síomóin who has decided that he will also be taking and using some of these French arms, actually. he/him; first name pronounced "owen"
Sarah Connolly - a nihilistic Catholic peasant woman trapped in an unhappy relationship with an abusive boyfriend, who knows much more than she lets on. she/her
Edward "Lazarus" McClure - the loyalist owner of a rural inn who has lately betrayed his principles for a Catholic boyfriend who he seems disturbingly devoted to. he/him
Elizabeth "Eliza" Durham - the heiress to the fortune of an Anglo-Irish landowning family who runs her family's estate like it's the navy and suffers little dissent. she/her
Anthony Franklin - an actor, committed abolitionist, philosophy enthusiast, and London Corresponding Society delegate originally from the West Indies. he/him
Charles Nathaniel Maurice Irving-Hamilton, Lord Drenning - a foppish English soldier brought over by Eliza to help quell agrarian disturbances. Really really bad at his job. he/him
Eleanor "Ellie" Gage - a waif of uncertain background who lives with the Presbyterian minister in a neighbouring townland and works unofficially for the local regiment. she/her
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tomhardymyking · 2 months
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I suddenly remembered the TV series that was announced just this month a year ago, in which 𝗧𝗼𝗺 is going to be one of the two lead actors: 𝑳𝒂𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒖𝒔 💓
How much I would love to have more news about this project 🙏🏻 The latest was that he joined the cast with 𝗭𝗮𝘇𝗶𝗲 𝗕𝗲𝗲𝘁𝘇 and who he will play... He will be the "hottest serial k*ller ever" 😏 I can't wait to see him in the role and watch how he will play him ❤️‍🔥
P.S: look how handsome the love of my life is 😍💘
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Me he acordado de repente de la serie de TV que justamente se anunció en este mes hace un año, en la que 𝗧𝗼𝗺 va a ser uno de los dos protagonistas: 𝑳𝒂𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒖𝒔 💓
Cuánto me encantaría tener más noticias de este proyecto 🙏🏻 La última fue que se unió al reparto con 𝗭𝗮𝘇𝗶𝗲 𝗕𝗲𝗲𝘁𝘇 y a quién interpretará... Será el "as*sino más sexy de la historia" 😏 Qué ganas de verle metido en el papel y de ver cómo lo interpretará ❤️‍🔥
P.D: mirad qué guapo es el amor de mi vida 😍💘
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ltwilliammowett · 5 months
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Captain Sir Edward Brace, circa 1769-1843, by Thomas Stewardson, 1816
Brace entered the navy in 1781, became Lieutenant in 1792, Commander in 1797 and Captain in 1800. In 1803 he became flag-captain to Admiral Cornwallis. He held commands at home and later in the Mediterranean until the end of the war with France. In 1816 he took command of the ‘Impregnable’ in Lord Exmouth’s squadron at the bombardment of Algiers where the ship was badly damaged because she failed to anchor in her proper station. He died while Commander-in-Chief at the Nore. He is wearing captain’s full dress uniform of the 1812–25 pattern, with the CB (Companion of the Bath), the Order of Wilhelm of the Netherlands, St Maurice and St Lazarus of Sardinia, and Charles II of Spain. He faces the sitter and wears a cloak with a red lining over his uniform and a fur collar. Painted in 1816–17, a later inscription upper right gives his name, his rank as rear-admiral, dates and position at the Nore. In the upper left corner are his arms as knight, probably also a later addition.
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the0retically · 22 days
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The Suckening #11: Bloodbound:
What an episode I’m so—oof!!
- Grizz’s regular voice just talking is so strange
- A tick on Bebo’s balls??
- These intros are insane
- “So he was getting to the center of that tootsie pop!” CONDI??
- The music :)
- I forgot about taylor oh my god
- Oh now Taylor swift, Charlie is so done
- “How do you contribute?” “I don’t.” “What???”
- Willpower of 2?? The influencers please
- This is insanity, why is shilo joining in the vlogs?
- “Grefgore and Arthur just kill them” PLEASE??
- Shilo sending Grefgore to kill the guys with contracts oh my god
- Arthur just hating the influencers is so so funny
- “I want to go to the twins” “you keep mentioning these twins who are they?” “Do you want to come with” PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
- CHARLIE?? WHAT VOICE IS THAT
- He’s just Mickey Mouse??
- Station wagon 5??
- Charlie being like “yeah you’re on a bunch of cameras :)” scary
- Charlie please stop whimpering
- Wait Taylor isn’t an actual werewolf??
- OH WAIT NO HE IS he just wanted to be closer to Jacob please
- Love how they have Taylor on the team now
- “I’m the real Taylor Launter from movies and I’m gonna help you” PLEASE?
- Deacon?
- LAZARUS??????
- HUH?
- NO EDWARD NO NO NO NO NO NO
- Oh no he walks inside???
- God this is so bad
- “This is like the time I looked at the sky and everything went horrible” OH GOD
- These rolls are so bad today
- THEO
- …..somethings weird oh god yeah it’s been a month
- Oh :( he’s doing so well!
- ……is that Edwards theme right now?
- HES BEEN KILLING VAMPIRES?
- LETS GO THOUGH?? HES A BADASS I LOVE HIM!! HES UNITED THE DEMONS AND FANGS!!
- I love emizel and theo so much
- OH WAIT YEAH HE HAS HOLY WATER IN HIS WATER BOTTLE OH MY GOD
- :((( they’re gonna play smash together
- “On the moon?” “Is this still on the moon?” “The moon?” PLEASE THEO
- ……I feel like humans have the twilight phones too theo don’t kill humans please
- “The dangs” I love that
- ……….they don’t know what’s going on with shilo oh god
- …..he’s back in the Tiktok house?
- OH MY GOD ARTHUR IS SO WORRIED HES LIKE A PARENT OH MY GOD
- Any ghosts???
- SPIRITS TOUCH ON THE WRISTBAND!!! CHARLIE LOSING IT TOO OH MY GOD I LOVE THAT
- Oh FUCK shilo had the files AND Arthur got all successes on the spirit touch
- “And do everything we talked about” excuse me??
- God the Edward theme is so so good
- IS IT THE TWINS?
- WHAT NO NO NO TWO FIGURES LOOK LIKE EDWARD TWILIGHT
- WHAT???
- THERE IS JUST AN ARMY ON EDWARDS
- “He’s gonna turn the city of LA into Edward twilight” OH MY GOD
- “Who do we want to start with?” “Emizel”
- “It was tough out there being a baby mechanic” oh my god
- WEYLIN TWINS TIME!!!!!!!!!
- I LOVE THEMMMMMMM
- Love that they upped security
- :) hi vex
- ??????? A monitor?
- :(((( the twins are just on the monitor? Please!!
- I love them :)
- WHAT THE THINGS ARE FROM JEFFREY?? EMIZEL IS LIKE WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?? OH MY GOD VIV AND VEX TRIED SO HARD TO BE SCARY AND IT JUST DIDNT WORK OUT??
- “I’m like a Barbie doll” WHAT???
- PLEASE GET THE WEYLINS ON YOUR SIDE
- “See you soon…emizel” “I know you knew my name” oh my god please
- I LOVE THE WEYLINS!!!!
- I love the banter between them and emizel it’s so fun
- They’re bonding over being twins!!
- EMIZEL???? WHY ARE YOU OFFERING THEM TO EXPERIMENT ON YOU
- ……….he wants them to be in different places for the party oh god emizel
- BUT THE WEYLINS ARE AGREEING I LOVE THIS
- :)))))) god I love the weylins
- Vex you’re so so cool
- I’d willingly let myself be experimented on by him I’m being so real
- Bizly trying to teach Condi how to do the accent is fun
- …magus :(
- “I saw her dirty blonde hair, the same as my mother” hmmm
- Who did magnus staked?
- The music is so good and peaceful
- “See you soon Sam? -Mr bennet” huh???
- Mary?? Oh my god she’s Bloody Mary
- Oh god Mary just fully attacked him
- Oh she’s so cute and fun I love her already
- This is so sad :( Mary
- Condi sounded so defeated when Mary said Edward called it the twilight zone
- ……..Arthur what do you mean you’d be pulled in to be with her
- That convo was so fun
- NO SHILO HE BOTCHED IT
- Oh fuck
- That was so sudden
- Deacon!!
- Love how angry shilo is that deacon lied to him
- And now shilo is being arrested
- BUT DEACONS PUTTING ON A SHOW!!
- Love how both shilo and emizel have the idea to switch spots
- …who just whispered help??
- God emizel is so fucking funny
- TWIN TIMES
- “As long as I don’t see them and think of my younger siblings” Arthur :(
- Let’s go!!! Grizz gets to meet them!
- ARTHUR CAN SET PEOPLE ON FIRE WITH HIS MIND????? EXCUSE ME
- Love how the twins just got kidnapped by breekon and hope
- VEX AND VIV!!!!!!! HI :)!!!!!!
- Charlie just being SO confused by Arthur knocking on the door is SO FUNNY OH MY GOD?
- Nicknames for each other!!
- THEY POSE FOR THEM TO GIVE THEM NICKNAMES THATS SO CUTE
- WIMBLEDON AND WAMBLEDON
- PLEASE THEYRE REACTIONS TO ARTHUR :((
- THEYRE GONNA FIX ARTHUR??
- Love how Grizz is just Giddy about this because me too
- GOD!! Love vex so much
- HES PLAYING THE CLIMB!!!!!!!!! YES!!!
- I love this scene so so much
- It’s so visceral but I love this so much
- Condi is popping off with the voice acting though holy shit
- NO CHARLIES LAUGH WHEN EMIZEL ASKED IF HE WAS MAKIKG CLONES OH GOD
- “It’s more of a live event” “Edward on ice?” “God I wish”
- Vex just sounds so tired and so confused oh my god
- this is so funny oh my god “what is this feeling? Disappointment??”
- THE SAME FUCKING QUESTION FOR HANNAH OR MILEY OH MY GOD
- PLEASE VIV WHAT????
- SHES SO FUNNY
- She’s very very interesting. She’s obviously not happy about working for Edward, hmm
- The music in the background here is amazing and fits the scene perfectly
- I never thought I’d love Arthur and Viv’s friendship that’s starting up
- :( he’s letting her choose how he looks :( that’s actually so sweet
- I like how viv’s work is warm and nice, while vex’s is just brutal, it’s interesting to see their differences in their work
- …..emizel and shilo sound like each other now
- ITS FORTNIGHT?? NO OK YEAH ITS THE TWILIGHT ZONE WAIT ITS THE HUNGER GAMES HUH????? HUH???? OH MY GOD
- SHILO IS GONNA BE IN THE GAME BECAUSE HES NOT RHE VIP ANYMORE
- Oh my god I—goodness
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A Little Catholic Calendar Math for March 1959
Something I can't believe I didn't do earlier, especially regarding my book of revelation post (here) is the calendar math on the Creel murders for both Henry and Edward.
Specifically, I want to talk about Easter of 1959.
As we know, Edward's murders occurred late on March 21st, 1959, and the bodies were discovered the next morning: March 22nd, 1959.
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(lifted from Em's post here)
Can we guess what that Sunday was? Anyone?
It was Palm Sunday.
Palm Sunday being when Jesus enters Jerusalem, marking the beginning of Holy Week.
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It also happens to be the day Edward would have officially been entered into HNL.
Interestingly, the Saturday before Palm Sunday is known as Lazarus Saturday, as it marks the day when Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead as proof that he would be resurrected when the time came.
A miracle of resurrection...on the night of Edward Creel's murders. (Staring at El's resurrection powers, featured front and center in ST4...)
Now, as we also know, the Creel boys ended up in a week-long coma:
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That next Saturday is Holy Saturday, also known as Black Saturday or Easter Vigil...
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...Commemorating Christ's descent into Hell.
—cough cough—
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Anyway.
Edward, then, would have woken up on Easter Sunday:
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...making his story an altered version of the resurrection of Christ.
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That was Edward. Now, let's talk about Henry.
Henry's murders took place the night of Wednesday, March 25th, 1959, and the bodies were discovered the next day: Thursday, March 26th, 1959.
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Holy Wednesday and Holy Thursday respectively.
What's so special about Holy Wednesday?
Holy Wednesday, also known as Spy Wednesday, is the day that Judas betrayed Jesus.
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The bodies, then, were discovered on Holy Thursday, the last mass before Easter.
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Then Henry, like Edward, has his coma. However. This seven-day coma means that Henry does not wake up on Easter Sunday.
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He wakes up on April Fools.
He's a false Christ. He's not the droid we're looking for.
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None of these dates line up again until...you guessed it: 1986
Chrissy dies on March 21st, Friday of Sorrows. She's found on March 22nd, Lazarus Saturday. Fred dies on Lazarus Saturday. Max is cursed on March 23rd, Palm Sunday. Patrick dies on March 25th, Holy Tuesday. Max falls into a coma on March 27th, Holy Thursday. The full gang meets up after the 2 day jump: March 29th, Black Saturday.
Season 5 will pick up after March 30th: Easter Sunday, 1986.
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All of this corroborates what I've been saying since March: We've got a holy trinity, but it's not the one you think it is.
As I laid out in my Book of Revelation post, Edward/Vecna/001 has a frankly insane amount of Catholic God coding.
Here are some highlights, if you don't want to read the entire thing:
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Our Holy Trinity, in Stranger Things, is likely Edward, Brenner, and the Shadow. Christ the Son, God the Father, and the Holy Spirit.
And all of this...with Henry and El as false/failed Christs, scapegoats for the real deal (see: El being blamed for both One and Vecna's murders, when in fact she's been standing against both the entire time).
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This post also serves as my retraction re: Will as Christ. (Gasp! James retracting a statement? Say it ain't so...) I'd like to send the statement in another direction, because this isn't me saying that Will is unimportant. While, in my opinion, Will is not a part of our big Holy Trinity...I personally see him as a prophet, much like St. John of Patmos, rather than one of the Big 3. That's not to say I'm staunchly against him as a Christ figure, but it just doesn't hit quite right for me anymore.
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Scriddler fic recommendations!!!
Stay (2017) by iammemyself
Rating: General
49,873 words, 11/11 chapters (discontinued)
Arkhamverse
After Arkham Knight, Jonathan and Edward move to Canada together, where the full weight of Edward's grief crashes down on the both of them.
This fic is fucking miserable in the best way possible. It feels so grey and depressing like almost the entire time even with its ups and downs. Things get better, but it's fucking hard. Legit among my favorite fics. Also Jon's so obscenely old here I love it lmfao. (There's also a Stay (2016) I haven't actually looked at, might be a prequel or smthn idk)
I'm With You by nonbinaryspock
Rating: Mature
50,684 words, 35/35 chapters
Jonathan and Edward rekindle their somewhat messy relationship from their college years. Things are still a bit messy but they've at least got some hindsight.
Hella angsty, they're both so horribly dysfunctional <3 (specifically Jonathan will just say/think the absolute wildest shit and then just go on like that's normal). I really just love how visceral their emotions can be.
Runs In The Family by ChaoticMimzy
Rating: Mature
8,703 words, 5/5 chapters
Edward's father dies and he goes to his funeral (solely to be there for his sister, mind you) where he grapples with past trauma and catholic guilt.
Very very rogues podcast coded (highest compliment). It's mostly Edward-centric and doesn't focus on the scriddler too much but it's still worth a read. Edward's rage towards his childhood circumstances is so potent and agonizing I love it so much. He should get to kill god a little bit imo
(More below)
Let me play you a song on my violin by batmanforeverlol
Rating: Teen
7,206 words, 1/1 chapters
Ghost AU. Edward is a retired criminal turned private investigator who finds himself running through a cemetery, where he meets a man playing a violin.
Ngl I cried super hard reading this but it's also one of my absolute favorites. Why would you write this? Why would you hurt me in this way? (It's really sweet but also really fucking sad, you should read it. Share my pain)
Terminal by iammemyself, promethea (Aerosol)
Rating: General
7,073 words, 1/1 chapters
Edward gets brain cancer again, this time the Lazarus pits aren't gonna help him.
As you could imagine, this fic is just sad from start to finish. I cried so fucking much reading it its not even funny.
He Just Likes The Rush by Human_Resourccs
Rating: General
16,072 words, 9/9 chapters
Jonathan's thrill-seeking brings him some interesting company. (Or, as I know it: the fic where a fucking spider lives in Jonathan's hair for months and Edward still lets him touch him. If that's not love I don't know what is)
Sapiophile by XavIniesta685
Rating: Mature
17,529 words, 3/3 chapters
The Moon Is Not Made Of Cheese by Stry_Shttu
Jonathan has given up in every sense and is about to leave Gotham until a series of events change his mind. A lot of "falling in love within a day" fics can feel kinda forced but this one flows really naturally.
Rating: Teen
7,820 words, 1/1 chapters
Arkhamverse
Edward is lonely, Jonathan goes to see him while also being Jason Todd's really lame dad. A good mix of sweet and silly.
The Boy With The Thorn In His Side by 30PacketsofKetchup
Rating: Teen
21,542 words, 8/? chapters (this fic hasn't been updated in like 5 years so be ready for that specific brand of agony)
Teenager AU. Jonathan meets the mildly annoying new boy in town and they bond.
I looove this fic so much I'm absolutely heartbroken that it wasn't ever finished. Idk the vibes are nice and I love how flustered young Jon gets when he's got a crush.
South of Hell by nonbinaryspock
Rating: Teen
14,194 words, 35/35 chapters
Teenager AU. No one in their awful little town likes Edward or Jonathan, but they've at least got eachother. Very southern gothic.
Exit Wounds by nonbinaryspock
Rating: Teen
18,066 words, 38/38 chapters
Demon/supernatural AU. Edward is a private investor and his demon ex-boyfriend suddenly shows up after 5 years in need of a place to stay. Edward is thoroughly unimpressed.
I'm in love with this AU big time, it's got some pretty neat world building. I also love how distinctive the characterizations here are. BAH I'm not great at describing but it's very angsty and good.
Frighteningly Unprofessional by bookynerdgoblin
Rating: Mature
28,412 words, 11/11 chapters
One of Jonathan's students knows about his unethical experiments, however instead of reporting him, he offers to help in exchange for his partnership. Things spiral from there. Edward is purposefully being super obvious and Jonathan talks to his cat like a person.
Words by scarecrowv
Rating: General
4,651 words, 1/1 chapters
Edward's daughter keeps calling Jon "mama" and he has no idea how to handle it, aka psychology professor Dr Jonathan Crane talks to a 2 year old like an adult.
A Case Study in Step-Parenting by Ifthinkerwrites
Rating: General
16,053 words, 5/5 chapters
Another lil scriddler family fic, Jonathan navigates step-parenthood :)
Sitzfleisch by SproxGrail
Rating: Mature
1,205 words, 1/? chapters
Jonathan is living in Edward's walls and talks about him like a little freak. I need this fic to update again please please please it's so creepy I'm in love with it
Some series to look at as well!
Memoryverse by Enigmatic_Robin
Rating: General
15,393 words, 11 works
A bit more of a psychological horror/thriller than a romance. Jonathan is manipulating Edward into complete dependency. It seems easy while Edward is in love with him, but he'd better watch out for when that veil slips.
Scriddler Family AU by Enigmatic_Robin
Rating: General
17,722 words, 9 works
Scarecrow and Riddler end up raising Stephanie Brown and Tim Drake. And all the shenanigans that come with that.
Love Me Dead by lymongrab
Rating: Explicit
25,624 words, 6 works
Kinda just a nice progression in Jonathan and Edward's relationship with some added spice here and there. Mostly pretty sweet.
Arkhamverse by iammemyself
Rating: General
354,608 words, 28 works
In which Edward and Jonathan's relationship is a bit complicated, but Edward is also a robot dad!!
(Everything from here is nsfw centric)
This section would be longer but i actually found out the person who wrote some nsfw fics i really liked was actually a proshipper weirdo so I'm not including those. Why can't people be normal
Kiss The Go-Goat by korereapers
Rating: Explicit
5,203 words, 1/1 chapters
Demon AU. Edward summons a demon and gets a little carried away
Shout out to this fic for getting me into Ghost, the only band I ever listen to now lmfao. Anyway I'm a big sucker for anything involving monster/demon/creature!Jon
Connected by korereapers
Rating: Explicit
6,458 words, 1/1 chapters
A hookup gets wayyy more emotional than expected. But, y'know, they're not in love or anything. Right?
Comfort by curiouscorvid (prometheanTactician)
Rating: Explicit
4,866 words, 1/1 chapters
Mad Max AU. Edward is traversing the wasteland, where he finds and helps a desperate escapee.
I've found that Mad Max AUs are always so sad no matter what even though the movie itself is kinda silly lmfao.
worldly pleasures by leetheshark
Rating: Explicit
3,227 words, 1/1 chapters
Arkhamverse
Jonathan doesn't really know how to handle any sensation that isn't painful.
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