#EVERYONE TRYNA FUCK WITH ME!!!!

[coventroublemaker]

COVEN LIFE.... I'LL TELL YA....

ITS

SOMETHING.

#BHJFASJNGFASDG #GIRL HELP!!!! #EVERYONE TRYNA FUCK WITH ME!!!! #art post #shit post #my art #my muse #ic rp talk

[darlingod]

Taryn is not a girls girl. That’s all I have to say

#to betray ur TWIN? to let her be HUMILIATED? ok #bye #even Cardan was out here tryna give Jude hints #even NICASIA was trying to hint to Jude #NICASIA #when Taryn said to Jude: nice braids #me: literally fuck off?? ok miss I’m not like other girls #goodnight #not hating on anyone who like Taryn/has a soft spot for her #we all have our controversial sides #seriously tho no hate #I’m so sensitive #I love you even if you don’t love me #jude duarte #the cruel prince #omg I didn’t think this would get the attention it got I’m dying this is the most hilarious thing #everyone pulled up I swear

[majimassqueaktoy]

#Legit one of my fave thjngs about Daigo is hes not above a dog shot #like he ran right in when ryuji wasnt fully paying attention and punched him in the side of the head #in a series where everyones too preoccupied with stupid as fuck honour it makes me love him #like yes pull a gun and shoot people #like does he almost always end up losing? yes #but thats not the point #like if daigo was actually kiryus lil buddy and he was there more #we could have saved a few people bc while kiryus being honourable and doin his spiel and the villains takin the time to pull a gun #n then shoot someone daigo could have pulled his own and head shotted them and kiryu would go Oh daigo-chan I was tryna save his soul n shi #and daigo would go sorry kiryu-san *anime girl my bad pose* he did reach for a gun tho #alls well that ends well #daigo dojima #dojima daigo #ryuji goda #yakuza kiwami 2 #yk2edit #yakuzaedit #rggedit #goda ryuji #video game gifs

[possamble]

realizing im kind of a weirdo about laios and marcille

#possramble #ignore this im just babbling but #the thing is that like. i don't ship laios and marcille together. their relationship is so so important to me in that laios comphets himsel #and THINKS that he might be in love with her but he isn't and that's my insane obsession #platonic soulmates for real but they're so sweet together that i fully expect them to be shipped together #like i get it. that's almost the appeal for me. if dungeon meshi were any other series there'd be an epilogue where they get married #convention dictates that they're meant to be together as the male protagonist and his beloved female deuteragonist #but dungeon meshi DOESNT do that and i love it so fucking much they're the comphet besties ever for my strange little brain #like if i ever did an arranged marriage au it would absolutely be laios and marcille having a platonic political marriage and then just #the most insane mutual pining with marcille and falin while laios and marcille struggle their way into becoming best friends #the imagery of the king and his beautiful court mage being tender to each other and everyone thinking they're in love is like catnip to me #like yeah they'd be like that and have no idea people think they should be together and the subversion makes me so obsessed #the more people ship them romantically. the more i enjoy their platonic dynamic it's like some sort of weird comphet fetishism idk #people think they're in love and im outside the window like YES... YES!!! #but also the second i see stuff of them kissing on the mouth or fucking im like oh god no i went too deep in here i gotta get out #don't wanna see that. i'll go feral over the idea of laios and marcille being arm-in-arm like king and queen but they would not fuck. #i want marcille to be his default comphet beard and dance partner/plus one at official royal events but they're not kissing. #she's there on his arm because he's scared of the other noble women tryna get him and being a baby about it #and people see them muttering to each other and laughing and generally being very sweet and think that they're dating but they're not. #she's actually covered in hickies from falin underneath her dress and is gonna get dragon dicked right after the party is over #like she's in her bedroom and falin's helping her take her ridiculous dress off while listening to her complain about politics #and falin is the person she goes home to the person she falls asleep to and wakes up with #they're a triad of utter devotion to each other but only farcille's side of the triangle is romantic #it's almost like an open secret because they're not trying to hide it at all but people assume and are surprised to find out #like people are so right about her relationship with the toudens but with the siblings' roles switched #love of her life & irreplaceable life companion. does anyone get it #anyway. i don't know what's wrong with me #it bothers me that they're not the undisputed most popular het ship for marcille on ao3 #it's unnatural. marcille being paired with any other man should be a fringe case.

[sga-owns-my-soul]

ronon and teyla: john is such a fucking nerd

rodney: no he's so cool and suave and charming and a flirt and gorgeous and talented and good at everything and-

elizabeth and carson: no he really is a giant fucking nerd like we love him but he's kind of a dork

rodney: he's so amazing everyone wants him sooo badly people throw themselves at him-

anyone who has ever made a move on john: we literally are just using him to get something for our people he was convenient at best

rodney: such a kirk i can't believe it he's so hot and so cool and everyone wants him and he's so popular and-

john himself: rodney i'm literally such a dork what are you even talking about

rodney: but no im not in love with john that's stupid we're just friends

#okay but tell me this isn't canon #rodney does not SHUT UP about how Cool and Wanted john is #but like???? #everyone who hits on him is just tryna get something #and everyone who knows him is like ur a fucking dork #bc he IS #he plays prime not prime with rodney #they guess the actors from obscure shows together #they play VIRTUAL GOLF #and race RC CARS #rodney he is JUST AS MUCH OF A NERD AS YOU #i love rodney taking one look at john and saying You're A Jock #and refusing to change his opinion after 5 years of john being a nerd #god i love them #they're such losers together #rodney mckay #john sheppard #mcshep #dumb thoughts #sga

[istherewifiinhell]

in the trenches but we get the scraps were we can okay

[ID: Text chat meme with Transformers Energon characters edited next to the text.

Shockblast: Can I borrow this shirt Dad?

[an image of Unicron]

Megatron: Do NOT fucking touch. Taking your moter to Chili's tonight [semi-transparent image of Optimus indicating he is who Megatron's refering to]

END]

#some shit #its not called cisformers #made this on my phone while watching the recap ep 👍🏻 #this what happening in [squinting] ep 25? right? #transformers #transformers energon #[explaining for the buds] okay so megatron was tryina get his one on one duel with prime in right #IN UNICRON.... awwww the sight the there last [gay ass duel to the death] #and EVERYONE was tryna stop them it was SO homophobic.... U_U to me cause what the FUCK else am i here for...... #please. please let these voice actors just say some suggestive shit at each other #anyway shockblast tried to take over unicron from megatron and its like. ABSOLUTELY NOT im gonna fight prime #he ruined their MOMENT.. TWICE.... rude ass. #anyway is the text of dad mom and chilis have any meaning? no im just too lazy to edit it. hope that helps.

[mueritos]

bestie you often reblog the 'when things are scary' cat are you okay? sending you hugs and some love

ah 😭 im in a much better place rn and definitely surrounded with support and not in the fucking su*c*dal trenches I was last semester, but ive just been thinking a bit this morning and hilariously a lot of the readings im doing for research have been helping me settle in some feelings. i have therapy later today and i would never dump my private life online. just working thru some resentment and realizing that in a lot of ways i'm seen as far too independent and level headed to be asked if i am okay. i'll feel much better after therapy tho, but i have to just sit in these feelings and remind my body im in the present. thanks for checking in tho 😭😭

#muertoresponds #i never want to be where i was last semester #but god is it still traumatizing #just tryna sit in my feelings #ive been misunderstood my entire life #that unfortunately even at my lowest and most suicidal ever people still thought i was....capable.... #when really i was so low because it felt like no one was trying...to reach out... #and i understand theres some responsibility on my end to communicate how bad i was doing but guys..... #i cant even explain how fucking obvious it was. everyone knew. and no one ever asked if i was okay #i am unfortunately the therapist friend who is always giving but can never ever receive the same support #im doing a lot better but man does it sure like. trigger me and make me feel resentful #im not alone its not october or november im not alone im not alone #it is february i have friends and i am not alone i am not alone #sigh

[joyflameball]

Anyway I think once Wendy found out who Maxwell is she'd like. Latch onto him hard. Like she's clearly got attachment issues (refusing to move on from abby or let her fade away), she's already lost most of her family (abby dead, her parents in the real world), so discovering someone related to her was right there this whole time would def cause her to attach herself bad. This could also give her conflicted emotions, considering that Maxwell still dragged her here, most likely dragged her there with the promise of getting Abby back. Her fucking uncle dragged her into the Constant when she was in a desperate position. Many such cases

#dst #cassie rambles #wendy and maxwell could also be like. anxious attachment style vs avoidant attachment style #maxwell not wanting people to get close because of what happened with charlie + just not liking being around people #vs wendy clinging on desperately to the last living member of her family she has left #you get it. you get me #don't starve #i think that. wendy found out who maxwell was first #like i don't think maxwell. like. in his final speech he mentions that time moves different #i interpret it as ''time moves slower in hte constant'' #so it's been way longer for him #so he barely would remember wendy and there's no indication he knew her dad was jack #i mean. i feel like if he realized his fucking brother was there. he would have a bit of a Moment #so. wendy found out they were related before maxwell did #i don't think she'd tell him at first. how the fuck are you supposed to break that to someone? #''hey. i'm your niece. i'm the kid of your brother who you haven't seen in eons. he's my dad. you're my uncle. btw.'' #they're tryna SURVIVE here they don't have time for intense emotional moments over discovering their relation #(plus in the fanfic in my head she found out like. at the same time as a betrayal + losing the codex + wilson fucking died kinda) #(so like. there was a lot going on let's not spring that on everyone as well) #however thsi would probably eat her alive. #i imagine in my brain at some point she finally breaks down begging maxwell to explain why he dragged her into the constant #when he KNEW her because he KNEW they were related and he KNEW who her dad was and HE'S her uncle william SHE'S wendy carter you KNOW me yo #DO YOU SEE MY VISION #I'M NORMAL #PLEASE BELIEVE ME #wendy getse to have an emotional breakdown over her family. maxwell gets to freak the fuck out at wendy being his niece #fun for everyone! #anyway. KLEI PLEASE GIVE US MORE ON THE INTERESTING FAMILY STUFF #GIVE ME MORE WINONA AND CHARLIE GIVE ME MORE MAXWELL AND WENDY #PLEASE I'M STARVED

[bimiio]

<3

#ran into dat girl i lost my virginity 2 tonight >:3 #we hung out 4 da night n she was soooo flirty n when we were making out she kept pulling my hair n grabbing my throat😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 #she also was lowkey tryna fuck me in front of everyone at da club😭😭 #she ended up not taking me home cuz she was exhausted (can’t blame her it was 6am) but :( #she told me she was tired n wanted 2 go home while i was in her lap n then she was like ‘why’re you pouting?’ #n i was like ‘no shh it doesn’t matter i don’t wanna sound like i’m tryna sway you’ #but then i straight up just said ‘i wanna fuck :(‘ #n she laughed n apologized 4 bein too tired but it’s ok #idk maybe i’ll see her again #m1n3 #nsft #0ut

[cinna-bunnie]

so like..

is the idea that as a compromise to only having to toggle off tumblr live once a month, you now have this permanent tumblr live icon regardless of ur setting choice stuck to the bottom in the middle of everything in the hopes that i click on it accidentally anyways even though it's clear i don't want it or? where is the NO 100% STOP GIVING ME THIS SHIT I DON'T ACCEPT YOUR POLICIES AND LITERALLY COULD NOT CARE LESS ABOUT TUMBLR LIVE AND WILL NEVER BE INTERESTED IN THIS TYPE OF FEATURE OR FORMAT.

@zingring @photomatt @humans idk how many feedback requests people have to cut tumblr for "no" to just be a valid response here. ppl aren't dumb and see u inching over the line trying to force this on them despite the snooze choice.

what, are there so many ppl snoozing and such a low adoption rate that you know you need to trick users into using it so you can "make number go up" or? 🙄

#snoozing tumblr live for a month but perpetually having a big centered button that will take you there immediately at all #times while also inherently meaning that you've accepted the privacy policies and TOS for using a third party service #tumblr is so fucking annoying is2g i should just pester my mutuals repeatedly about getting onto cohost and being active instead #of talking to a fucking brick wall because obviously NO ONE at tumblr gives a shit that NO ONE wants to use their shitty third #party live stream feature. for the millionth time leave me alooooone #my patience and grace for this site is almost entirely spent y'all ngl (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠) tumblr is like one or two annoying updates away from #me bugging y'all to get on cohost. was hoping there'd be a few more good updates before we got back to the annoying enraging ones. #like.. seeing if ppl r mutuals or followers on mobile? 👍 snoozing going from 7 to 30 days? 👍 live being there despite snoozing? 👎🔫 #I'm STILL not over this whole twitter UI too in the browser too. tumblr's trying sooo hard to be a blogging platform in a twitter trenchcoat #u ARE a blogging platform and are functionally different than a typical social media site in multiple key ways. why r u downgrading urself #it's bc matt thinks elon's sooooo cute and wants to kiss him so bad he'd do anything to get his attention #even crash the popularity of his site and burn his good grace he had w the platforms community. #y'all rich mf need some hobbies i swear to god (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠) y'all get bored or divorced n start tryna fix shit that ain't broken. pests. #now it's everyone else's problem too 🙄

[todayisafridaynight]

sorry i still think that Phone Sex But Not But There's A Phone And Mine's Being Unhinged minedai fic's cinema. in text form.

#snap chats #when i say i havent updated the fic rec list in a year i meant it and its cause all the gold i love's on there #i cant explain to you why i love that phone fic so much its just art to my eyeballs #i live for mine being a freak while daigo's just being A Guy #LIKE TRULY NOOOO CAUSE DAIGO JUST CASUALLY TALKING ABOUT HIS DAY WAS SO CUTE TO ME #and then mine's being a fucking. WEIRDO on the other end just encapsulates their vibe #dude talkin bout his dork ass dream an shit. love you king no wonder champ's havin a wank atm ☠️☠️☠️ #the FINEST flavor ever is Innocent Phrases That Arent Innocent Due To Context daigo just tryna be silly but then he give mine a heart attac #ITS CINEMA #Most Relative Bland Man You've Ever Met Can't Escape Freaks More At 12 #i love calling daigo a bland man because as Head Honcho yakuza boss he shouldnt be a Bland Man #but he's just so CONSIDERABLY normal. like he's an Actual yakuza taking a gun out and shooting everyone and then he goes home #i love him.. #ok i have to go be ill for the two other non-freaks that live in my brain then im sleeping bye #gonna reread that fic after i sketch this comic. who am i kidding after i FINISH this comic ffs #I DONT WANT IT TO BE LONG I DONT HTINK IT WILL BE BUT I KNOW MYSELF LMAO ok bye

[sga-owns-my-soul]

regarding the shipping (that you ship everything) (i'm a few days late, i know, sorry), do you have thoughts on Radek/Rodney? i'm mostly a monoshipper (even though i want to be a multishipper), so since i ship McShep i'm sorta just lowkey "maybe i'll possibly read a fic or two for them" with other ships including either of them, but even still, i fucking adore Radek/Rodney and i'm a bit annoyed with myself for not properly shipping them, so, thoughts? cute? boring? fun? =D

(John/Todd too. but i like Radek/Rodney better (because i adore Radek) (like pls David Nykl is so cute) (have you seen Arrow? Anatoly pls https://littlegirlinvisible.tumblr.com/post/159026461523 (warning for flashing gifs)) (also i love Anatoly's beard) (but to get back to Todd i have a huge weakness for Christopher Heyerdahl and if it hadn't been for him idk that i'd have liked John/Todd as much as i do. John having to look up at Todd *whines pathetically*))

be well and have fun! (sorry about the rambly mess and all the parentheses)

ps. have you seen Hannibal? my dash had something SGA-related and directly below that a fucked up Hannibal fanart and my brain was like "tumblr user sga owns my soul would appreciate that" and it made me curious. fucked up show, fucked up ship(s), absolutely amazing.

i did not forget about you i've just been rotating this in my brain while putting out the 15 fucking (metaphorical) fires in my life that all popped up at once lmao

SO i have. a Lot of thoughts about rodney and radek as a pairing and you're getting them ALL so buckle up bc this will probably be long

first of all, rodney and radek have SUCH an interesting dynamic and i love the way they go from bitter rivals to reading each others minds with the flick of a switch and it gives SUCH old married couple vibes but they also have such, like, idk almost brotherly vibes??? like they regularly insult and belittle and attack each other but they also are the only one each other trusts (in the science departments) and the only one they let themselves rely on in a crisis. just that kind of "i can say whatever i want but you if you so much as imply something negative i'll break your teeth" vibes ya know????

anyways i think if they were in a relationship of any sort it absolutely would be hate fucking, like they get SO MAD at each other and they're screaming and throwing things in the labs and everyone takes The Cue To Leave bc they know that exactly 8 minutes after the violence starts, the sex starts and no one is paid enough to be traumatized by that lmao but it works every time bc they both emerge from the lab two hours later with messy hair and clothes but also with a brilliant idea that'll fix their 6 current problems and probably another 3 that haven't come up yet omg they would literally be The Power Couple but if you mention dating or any sort of Official Relationship they will both shoot you

also john/todd makes me fucking insane and i'm going to forever scream about how they're LITERALLY DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER JFC THEY ARE THE BRIDGE BETWEEN HUMANS AND WRAITH AND I FULLY FUCKING BELIEVE THEY WOULD RULE THE GALAXY IF THEY GOT TOGETHER I LOVE JOHN/TODD SO MUCH FUCK anyways i'm normal about that ship

ps i have not seen hannibal but the fact that you saw something from another fandom and thought i would like it is the SWEETEST THING EVER and now i feel like i need to watch the show

#thanks for the ask friend!!! #also there's no such thing as 'late' with me #i'll go back to a topic from a year ago idgaf #(although if you're reading posts of mine from a year ago how. where did you find that. what???) #anyways yeah i do ship rodney/radek #they're such a good ship dynamic too #radeks the top btw. 100% #everyone assumes it's rodney's bc his arms are so big but nope it's definitely radek #also john/todd my BELOVED #i'm obsessed with them #there isn't a single scene with the two of them where they aren't tryna fuck #'it's not like we're dating' NO BUT YOU FUCKING WISH YOU WERE BITCH #don't lie to us john we see right through your bullshit #he's such a monsterfucker smh #he probably would've fucked the beast in the cloister if he could #same tho tbh that beast probably fucks hard #anyways what was i talking about? #oh right. ships #yeah i can and will make anything shippable #like honestly i have a personal challenge to myself to Ship Everything so 😅 #asks #headcanons #rodney/radek #john/todd #rodney mckay #radek zelenka #john sheppard #todd the wraith #sga #stargate atlantis

[scribbyizback]

if thee is hungry, thee should eat.

-me

#btw if its just WANTING to eat thats fine too #you wanna eat man #why should you get judged for that #i love eating #everyone should eat #everyone should be able to eat #like who tf you tryna make happy other than yourself??? #you'll make ME happy if you want to eat and do eat #your body is telling you to eat #so fucking eat man #scrib talks

[the-magpie-archives]

I see a lot of TMA headcanons about people being short, but I think the funniest possible height related headcanon is that everyone is pretty average but Elias is short as FUCK

#Cowering around a 5'2 little businessman #5'6 Melanie have to bend down to hand him his poisoned coffee #That whole scene where he confesses to the murders but he's just really fucking little #Everyone tryna figure out how to stand in his office so they can see him but it's really difficult cos he's so short #Murderer-avatar of the ceaseless watcher-head of the institute-all in a tiny bundle of fun! #It's 100% Canon to me. #tma #the magnus archives #the magnus institute #elias bouchard #tma the eye #ceaseless watcher #jonah magnus #tma headcanons

[sab-teraa]

[ignore]

#tye talks #my parents are genuinely just so fucking frustrating #they really don’t know me a single bit #after all this … they think I’m upset about money? #firstly I make my own money #second I’m sick of my mother trying to isolate us from everyone #that’s where my issue lies #and refuses to let us interact with any of our family members … both sides #and goes onto lie to them that we have no interest in associated with them etc. #my brother and I literally have no family other than each other … bc my mother makes our lives hell if we do so #and what makes it extra annoying is not that she’s tryna protect us or whatever #it’s the fact that she interacts with them perfectly fine and goes to all events etc. while lying to them that my brother and I are too #friend orientated too care about family #the worst one ever was when she lied that I’m too sick to go to my grans party and my dad left without me … my gran died a few weeks later #I’ll never forgive for that #and she causes drama if we date too #it clearly stems from the fact that both my brother and I are older and don’t need her as much #and she resents the fact that she sacrificed her career etc to be a stay at home parent #so now she wants us to have no relations with anyone other than her #I moved out forever ago and she tries to control everything #from what I wear to what I eat to what time I come home #and the most frustrating part is her going on on about how I should have become a lawyer etc. #stop trying to live your dreams through me !!!! #anyway im over it #I’ve offically decided to distance myself from everyone bc that’s what they wanted #so I will interact with absolutely no one #including my brother #like? I live ten hours away from them and still refuse to let me breathe

[mysicklove]

Can i top you

u thirsty mfs

#💌 - love letters #lune darling #everyone tryna to fuck me around here #LOLOL jk jk