#everyone pulled up I swear

[darlingod]

Taryn is not a girls girl. That’s all I have to say

#to betray ur TWIN? to let her be HUMILIATED? ok #bye #even Cardan was out here tryna give Jude hints #even NICASIA was trying to hint to Jude #NICASIA #when Taryn said to Jude: nice braids #me: literally fuck off?? ok miss I’m not like other girls #goodnight #not hating on anyone who like Taryn/has a soft spot for her #we all have our controversial sides #seriously tho no hate #I’m so sensitive #I love you even if you don’t love me #jude duarte #the cruel prince #omg I didn’t think this would get the attention it got I’m dying this is the most hilarious thing #everyone pulled up I swear

[idiotwithoutagoodname]

Oscar: The only thing I regret was leaving him alive.

Arthur:

#malevolent pod #arthur lester #oscar malevolent #and I don’t blame him tbh but are we really going to let the fact that he was definitely batting his eyelashes at that slip? #like my boy pull yourself together and get up from your knees ffs #anyway #i fucking swear if they harm him in anyway i’m becoming everyone’s worst nightmare #also angeleyes is one hell of a name and I feel we are winning my dudes #malevolent podcast

[bumblingbabooshka]

Tom & B'Elanna give off closeted gay vibes in that I think if you asked them to describe their ideal woman and man they would respectively describe a swimsuit model (bonus: who's Not Like Other Girls) and the lead in some sort of romantic novel. Nothing even close to a real person. The most generic you can get about straight romantic and sexual attraction.

#B'Elanna would say that OR she'd just name some incredibly basic things that make you sad when you hear them #I can 1000% see a canon scene where B'Elanna is upset about random ensign guy not meeting her standards for a date #and everyone's of course of course of course like 'well YOUR standards aaare a little high B'Elanna' ha ha ha and B'Elanna's like #(she's upset but trying to work to take her mind off it) 'Is it SO hard to find a guy who-' then proceeds to list off basic things #the writers think women want and it's all soft romantic things and Tom's like (bc this is ostensibly a romance scene between them) #'B'Elanna are you serious?' (What???) 'If you went out with a guy like that you'd eat him alive. You need a guy who can keep up with #your-' (I swear to God if you say my temper.) '-Passion.' <- his hands are held defensively in the air and his tone is sarcastic. B'Elanna #is pointing a space wrench or something at him. she quickly pulls away. frustrated and embarrassed. #and everyone's like wow this a very good romantic scene we did that really well I think. #in reality the scene was B'Elanna being upset - Tom making fun of her and ignoring the fact that she's a romantic but in the writer's minds #its Tom being romantic and charming and signaling that he's interested in her

[wr0ngwarp]

um. uh. hi every body. something evil and malevolent happened in my brain this month.

this is. um. a Jet Set Radio/Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Death joke AU, spawned out of a in-joke that started in a pokepasta discord. my apologies to both the pokepasta and jsr fandoms

the entire basis is the idea that Corn in Future retconned og JSR Beat as leader/founder of the GGs (is beat being leader in the og even CANON?) so Corn and Beat are the Myras. no it's not a joke funny enough to justify how many hours i sunk into drawing these. no attempt was made to change the setting, assign most of the other cast, or otherwise make this au hold up to ANY amount of scrutiny. if i tried to make this actually work somehow then i'd REALLY end up too far gone. also i keep calling myrtle!beat "Meat".

MEANWHILE, IN A BETTER UNIVERSE:,

#jet set radio #pokepasta #creepypasta #jsr #explorers of death #pokemon #crossover #gore #body horror #blood #ask to tag #long post #jsr eod #also i said ''i didnt assign almost anyone else'' but thats not entirely true. #i did assign dj professor k as wigglytuff. but i decided i needed to draw a line in the sand somewhere #and drawing dj k as eod!wigglytuff is simply too much. some mental images really DONT need to be inflicted on others #i also thought about who would be grovyle and ended up leaning towards combo #i sort of think of him as having protagonist swag about him bc of chapter 2 in teh first game. #also i have a running joke w my sibling about combo being meta-aware bc of a jp-only line he has in future #where he tells roboy he wants to save. #i swear to god i had more reasoning than this but my mind is drawing a blank rn. sad #also i guess this would imply that cube and coin would be celebi and dusknoir but theyre not even in explorers of death so RIP #i did also briefly consider clutch as grovyle bc 1. stealing things lol and 2. joke about him being future-exclusive #and grovyle is FROM DA FUTURE... but frankly clutch does not feel like he could pull off being grovyle. in my opinion. #also i guess sitting here now i suppose it wouldnt even make sense in the context of the eod au cuz everyone but the main trio is og jsr #on that note. i had no idea what to do for gum's design so i chose the most awkward route possible i guess. im sorry gum. #in general gum kinda got the short end of the stick here due to being consistently the Second-in-Command meaning she's shadow #I'M SORRY WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #well at least she's better off than yoyo. me n my sibling just automatically were like ''he's bidoof'' ''yeah he's bidoof'' #also like last note. but. the jet set radio fandom is SEVERELY lacking cliche edgy over the top evil creepypasta versions of the cast

[emile-hides]

Hello Romantic Killer tag I am back I finished the show Riri’s still on Thin Fucking Ice but I will concede it was worth the watch and I am looking forward to a season two if it gets one

#Now everyone go watch Mushi-shi on Crunchyroll #Still squeezing Riri like a stress ball with the kinda strength that makes you worry I'm going to pop it #Love when a RomCom does something more serious personally I like a dark anime and I'm punting Riri in to the sun still #But now it's in more a Blorbo way like how everyone treats Spamton G. Spamton #And also in a full of rage way still #Pull their cheeks noogie their head push them down the stairs #I do not like them I do not like them I will not think about liking them #Junta is perfection the most perfect character and I love him #Am I going to track down if there's a manga and read it if I can find it? #no. #I am going to rewatch Mushi-Shi on Crunchyroll because it has all but the Movie and one OVA and be abnormal about that instead #Before I love hate my way into self shipping with Riri INSTEAD OF JUNTA WHO IS THE CORRECT CHOICE #BRAIN. #Anyway I apologize for my previous post making it into main tags normally when I swear in tags Tumblr hides the post #Apparently we don't do that anymore #I liked the show I promise it was stupid and funny I want to punt Riri and I Do Not Like Them #Romantic Killer #I actually forgot the fucking fandom tag there's no way this ends up in the main tag now fkjgkdfjgkfjkgdfjk I'm so dumb

[iwasbored777]

The reveal happens and Adrien runs away before saying anything. Marinette starts crying because that's it. He left. She isn't good enough for him under her mask. What was she thinking? Soon Adrien comes back with a big smile on his face carrying a bouquet and a little box and he gets on one knee

#He knelt to the ground and #Pulled out a ring and said #Marry me Marinette #Sksksjjsjs #It adds up #Taylor Swift won again #Sorry everyone who's so confused with the tags #I swear it all makes sense #You get the idea tho #miraculous ladybug #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #ladybug #chat noir #The reveal

[wishmemel]

the way my page has regressed to me just trying to keep up with my moots — i am sooo tired rn n just trying to make sure everyone else is doing well <33

#that’s why this will never just be a writing blog istg #i have so many drafts in my notes n no motivation to any of them #i pulled an all nighter yesterday jusy for my test today n ended up feeling so dizzy at school that i had to leave BEFORE THE TEST #ya i’m upset but it’s okay i emailed my teacher n now i get more time to study !! #but i crashed as soon as i got home n just woke up from a 10 hour nap #i needed that sooo badly cause i am so burnt out rn istg if the school system doesn’t just abolish itself #anyway i hope everyone else is doing well n good — even if i’m not super active on here i wanted to keep up with moots #don’t forget me !! #i’ll be more active once i’m less tired i swear #꒰ soon you'll get better. ꒱

[belovedfromnature]

Hi yes I would like to slow dance with the 11’ft tall crescent faced man with the four arms and the pretty eyes, no I do not care that he’s the god of darkness I love him he’s my pretty princess

#f/o imagines #selfship #💫 | firefly | ❤️ #oh to dance with Eclipse…….. #we got it briefly in the one who holds a star and it was so cutie Patootie #knowing that this guy is such a big softie I swear #I would like to catch him off guard and pull him into the dance circle #and he looks down with little sparkles in his eyes as his rays glow a bit brighter #and I smile up at him and he smiles down at me #and it’s like everyone just disappears and we’re just #there #ya know? #I’m so normal about him 💫💫💫💫

[morganaspendragonss]

do the audiences for bake off and football even cross over that much why do we have to get shafted because of some sport

#hate how football takes precedence over everything in this country #oh look here come the specialest little boys kicking their balls about! everyone make way! #the rugby world cup was on recently you didn’t see them pulling this #also no one reply with a ted lasso gif i swear to god #gbbo #shut up holly

[ibyul]

Thinking abt my teenage years .

#and the tumultuous feelings #I came across some drama scene lol and got reminded of boys. like. as a genre #like teenage boys. they r. insane #abt how ppl do things that are unnecessary as if they are oblivious but i rlly wonder is everyone really oblivious #also maybe im just really easy to win over like do i stand a chance against the fitnah of this world man #i rmemeber this kid. A whole grade below me. the new board member for my friend's club. I was helping her w/ club stuff on the computer #(he was also tall and kind. that. was the problem. not to be a sterotypical Girl. but) #and this kid casually just. leaned over me and put his hand on the mouse (on which my hand alr was) #like. how do u do that. casually. unintentionally. #obv i pulled my hand away and avoided him since lmao cuz. who wants to catch feelings for a whole 10th grader when ur in 11th grade right #ig thats why it was a shock to me. i thought boy-crazy mali would just like whoever it is she talked to first. and yet here i am #having talked to at least 3 million guys on 3 million blind dates and yet found none of them attractice #attractive* #is there smth wrong with me lol. maybe i just like the idea of guys. and not guys that i actually might end up with lol #lskdfjalkfd #anyway ig was living my best life these past few months being too focused on not feeling well to think abt boys as a genre #cuz yeah what a waste of my morning today thinking abt all this garbage #💀💀💀 oversharing again oof its been a while since i felt the need to do that man #i swear shaitan waits for Friday to whisper stupid stuff into my brain #like. let me live i just wanna read surah kahf and teach my classes ugh #delete later #uhm also like. ik its a 10 year old story but i hope to god my friend isn't following me aldkjfaskdjfaf #can u blame me tho. i was. like 15 or 16 #it was much easier in middle school there was only like 15 boys in my grade and i disliked them all

[lady-lessobian]

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#i swear to god im gonna bite kick murder kill the next person trying to push men into lesbianism im SO sick of it #yea there are genderweird and nb people under lesbianism but NOT MEN thats the WHOLE POINT #plenty of labels that do include men! plenty of wonderful labels #anyone pulling that 'everyones a lil bi' or 'sexuality is fluid' bs shut up shut up shut up #your experiences are NOT universal!!! #'theres some man out there in the world youd fall in love with' do you not realize how homophobic this is. like literally #and then people are like. 'its sus for a lesbian to say they dont like men. clearly this is about trans women' like do you HEAR YOURSELF #ugh #sick of it #non lesbians shut up about lesbianism because clearly you dont get it at all #delete later

[todayisafridaynight]

tumblr might not respect the alligator print but i do

#snap chats #sorry remembered masumi's 2019 render with his vogue ass #they did not need to have him stanced up like he's wakling the runway ACTUALLY ???? never over how good he looks SORRY #the main text isnt clickbait i swear im segwaying #anyway everyone say thank you to masumi arakawa for dripping out his family #i know masato got his drip from his peepaw.... whichever one...... its gotta be one of them.. #ichi sticks out like a sore thumb with his outfit We Know but thats ok because the punch perm genuinely looked cute on him #AND FOR THE MAIN EVENT ill never forgive this site for making jo lose the first bracket against oda #THE ALLIGATOR PRINT AND DESIGNER TIE WITH THE LEATHER DRESS SHIRT shut up its drip #COMPUTER ENHANCE ON THE ALLIGATOR SHOES #and the fuckin snakeskin vest... shut up.... i need a minute...... #i know that suit gotta feel like a fuckin couch tho and brother. i cant i cant finisht eh fukcing line im crying #he woulda swept if he kept the gloves on #no listen i was gonna make this post bout that originally but i needed my grievances known #i still love how when ichi goes to fight jo my man just got 'hold on...' and just materializes gloves on him #like Captain Sir Wait A Minute. I Need To Hallucinate Really Quick #ichi was right for that tho I Repeat the gloves pull it together #ok lemme finish this comm so i can go back to drawing old people i have a vision #i have a vision to make up for my earlier vision... im still unhappy with aspects of it... #OK BYYYE

[iloveyoumorethansoup]

So like remember how almost exactly a year ago I said that I wanted to try my hand at Luna nova in vr ?? Yeah well that’s hitting again

#when that spring breeze hits just right I’m like god what if I was standing in my room and had the windows open and explored Luna nova #and I got a valve index #so #all things point to I really wanna do that #last time one: I didn’t start and two: I swear I lived at that job #oh!! and I got a new graphics card!! #obviously I gotta model everything (unfortunately) #if you know how to make Minecraft mods please hit me up #bc. I’d love to make my Cit pack a mod #also I think it would run a Lot better if it was modded vs Cit #but I got a new graphics card also so my pc can take a bit more stress #but like. i wanna share it so everyone can see it you know ?? #i want it to be an experience #Will I actually pull it off? I don’t know there have been a lot of ideas I’ve had that I never follow through #soup talks

[trashbaget]

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#how are y’all enjoying your fruit fly free summer 🤠 #since they’re all taking up residence in my fucking apartment (i am in the process of cleaning a half year’s depression mess$ #the kitchen is easily absolutely no contest the worst fucking room #it is so disgusting #i was finally able to stuff all the trash and loose rot into contractor bags and toss those in the dumpster #but the sink is so goddamn full of FILTH and the dishes are COVERED in it #and taking out all that trash did fucking wonders it is so much better already #but there are still so fucking many left in there #and i’m also attempting apple cider vinegar traps and those smell so fucking RANK #i swear to you my kitchen smells like a barn but a barn without animals in it. like the animals are running around outside and it’s just lef #t with putrid shit stank and bugs and YEULHCK!!!! #but the good news is that that’s motherfucking progress and i am gonna keep kicking ass and scrubbing everything and i am gonna have a nice #clean house!!!!!!!!! (but maybe that’s s pipe dreamm. everybody’s got that something! we can’t fix with love or moneyy. even when it pulls #me under! get so high that it just seems funnyy. how many times can i fake it before it breaks me i’m not okay. i’m not okay! everyone feels #like they’re crazy. why can’t i say it? i’m not okay. i’m not okay!) #<- y’all should listen to that it is an absolute banger!!!! i’m not ok! by chaz cardigan #shut up im holding the trashtalking breadstick

[casualavocados]

triage finale was like STRESS!STRESS!STRESS!STRESS!STRESS! okay now let's draw it out for as long as possible

#the episode ended and then it was like WHATS THAT?? #ITS DR BUNN WITH A STEEL CHAIR #anyway everyone lived in the end. eventually. so it was great loved it cant wait to rewatch from the beginning #triage #triage spoilers #IT WAS A GOOD PLOT DOI WAS GOING ABSOLUTELY NUTS AND I LOVED IT #do you know how mamy times this show has made me terrified for rit's life #like it's one thing to know tol is gonna die bc thats the trigger of the loop right #but there are SO MANY TIMES where rit is within a fingersbreadth away from KICKING THE BUCKET #he started waking up and i was like NO FUCK GO BACK TO SLEEP YOUR GONNA PULL THE CLIP ON YOUR FUCKING POISON DRIP LINE #i swear to god. #deadass what a ride. if nothing else kudos to this show for making everything unpredictable yet still make sense

[silverislander]

i know my anxiety is irrational and comprised of previous negative experiences instead of an accurate prediction of the future bc it still tries to make me feel bad about objectively funny things that no longer even align with my morals as a person

#did i ever tell yall abt how im the reason a choir i was in couldnt post a nice video. i singlehandedly ruined it #they were recording us reacting to the big revelation of where we would be going on our choir trip next year and we were HYPED UP #or at least i was. they were dragging it out and i was super excited #finally after 3 separate speeches and like 10mins of buildup (im not kidding) they told us we were going to... #literal drum roll. a guy in the drum section of the brass band was doing a drum roll. really funny guy i remember he was cool #... toronto!! (this was very exciting i had never been to toronto and i love getting to travel anywhere new) #and everyone was reacting positively and i loudly went 'OH MY GOD' bc i was excited #now the thing is. i had been trying not to swear anymore bc i felt like i did it too much (i was deep in religion at this point in my life #(the worst thing i would ever say was hell and that felt like a slur) (i was miserable 24/7 bc i had such high standards for myself) #and the other thing is. this was a church choir. we were IN the sanctuary at the time #multiple people turned to GLARE/stare at me and istg i felt smth inside me die a little i was beyond mortified #and i know they were recording our reaction bc i saw multiple people doing it. but no video was ever posted in the end 😭 #i know 100% that was my fault bc i am very loud. you could absolutely hear me on that video + nobody else had that huge reaction #anyway. in the moment i was embarrassed but nowadays its so funny considering how i and those people turned out #i didnt even go on that trip i dropped out of the choir 3mos later bc i hated it there lmao #levi.txt #and now i think the fuck word is like top five most used words in my vocabulary and im not religious anymore. character growth #im nice to people and not weirdly judgemental abt whether their choices fit my moral standards #and most importantly of all im reasonably happy these days bc i dont try to make myself act like someone im not all the time! #i cant believe my brain still pulls that memory out sometimes to try and make me feel bad bc it just. does not work anymore