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tofu-bento-box · 2 days
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curse of strahd DMs:
your players WILL adopt victor. he can insult them, admit to two murders and agree to cover up a third, mention cursing a man into insanity, and generally sulk, and it will not matter. they will adopt him. you cannot escape.
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just-dnd-thingys · 9 months
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rollingtablesiguess · 8 months
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Rolls to Alarm Your Players
Want to spice the game up? Why not try alarming your players for no real reason? Make sure to make a show out of counting the dice before you roll.
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pulvisetsumbra · 29 days
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Leftovers
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saja-star · 1 year
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I am obsessed with this idea
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feebledungeons · 9 months
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If your some of your goblins don’t speak in terrible cartoony gobbledygook in Common but intelligently, suavely or charming in Goblin then I fear you’re missing a trick in your Games Mastery
Gobbo in Common: Craig say you go there bad big bad go boom! Boom!
Gobbo in Goblin: Oh thank the gods you understand me. I skipped Common to fast track my chemistry masters. Enchanted to meet you but we have a dastardly plot to foil. If you can take me to the detonator I’m sure I can defuse it. It was… my design after all… *smoulders in biochemist*
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obeymybrain · 7 months
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How to Speak Like a Dungeon Master btw, available as sticker sheets on my etsy :) https://ObeyMyBrain.etsy.com
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mostlyghostie · 10 months
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Finished! I think.
A book, scribble and dice based D&D session.
I’ll be exploring the possibility of getting some notebooks printed with this as a wraparound cover, but in the meantime it’s just a fun drawing!
Shop / Instagram
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kika-ila · 9 months
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Gave them a little DnD contest ^^;
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sephiramy · 28 days
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in case you're ever wondering what it's like to be a dungeon master for a D&D game, yesterday when our session ended I had 14 tabs open in my browser; 2 for the current session's notes, 1 for the notes to two sessions prior, 1 to a set of custom fishing rules from one of my players, 1 to revised sailing rules I came up with, a backstory document, an ongoing timeline, a price list, the standard 5e stats to a reef shark and a hunter shark (wound up not needing it), a wikipedia article for both the "catshark" and the "sonic hedgehog protein", a google search asking "how long does it take to cook a goose?", and an image search for "fish bouquet"
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What people think DnD is like:
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What it's actually like:
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Eddie showing up in Season 4 like:
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captainoliverfox · 16 days
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People don't talk about the best part about being a dm.
It's not the cool monsters or vibrant worlds.
It's not the poignant storytelling and heart wrenching character dynamics.
It's hiding stuff from your players and being able to send a vague and threatening text to a group chat and watching them all freak out
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glorbs-dominion · 8 months
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