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foldingfittedsheets · 6 months
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My parents decided to just roam for the month of December. Who knows why. They said they didn’t want to do holiday stuff until the new year. Found out later they’d had thanksgiving with my nana. Honestly it woulda been fine if they’d just said they didn’t want the kids over? But instead mom decided lying that they weren’t doing it at all was easier.
My transphobic sister is having a baby so they decided to drive down to her state to see her, after telling me they’d come to my choir concert. And again. That’s fine, I get that the baby is a bigger deal.
But mom asked me to look after her chickens while they’re gone. I dragged myself over aching in every bone from overexertion yesterday, including the concert. When I called concerned about one of her hens dragging a lame foot around she told me that’s just how that chickens always been and not to worry about it. Didn’t ask me how the concert had been.
When my betrothed got home I was deep in sadness pits. I told them, “I feel like that chicken. Hobbling around receiving inferior care and attention from my mom.”
They baked cookies and we cuddled about it.
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Imagine if the person who shot Maria is a relative of Tom
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darkpitlesbian · 1 year
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im feeling soft for them :)
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desultory-novice · 7 months
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Giving the siblings all the hugs (in spirit) that I can
You two don’t deserve to have anything bad happen to you ever
But, speaking of nothing bad happening ever… if you managed to get your hands on a clock-like artifact that could grant you any one wish… what would you use it for? Would you wish for exactly that, or something else?
Adeleine: A clock that grants wishes?
Noir: Like THAT's real. Sounds like some monkey paw setup to me.
Adeleine: Noir, you don't want to wish for something? Even a little thing?
Noir: Adeleine, If it does grant a wish, isn't wishing for 'a little thing' almost as bad as wishing for nothing at all?
Adeleine: I don't know. What about wishing for it to be summer?
Noir: It is summer, silly.
Adeleine: I mean OLD summer! With green grass and warm sands! Oh, oh! We could go to the beach and wouldn't have to wear our coats!
Noir: I can take you there now without your coat but you'll be begging me to take you back!
Adeleine: Hmph! I'll just steal yours then! It's big and plenty warm!
Noir: Maybe I'll leave it behind. What're you gonna do then, icicle?
Adeleine: Then... I'll use YOUR wish to wish for an unending supply of winter coats, since you didn't want to ask for anything!
Noir: Touche.
Adeleine: But Noir... there's really nothing you'd wish for if you could?
Noir: Nope. Unlike some aspiring artists with their head firmly in the clouds, I've got everything I need right here.
Adeleine: Aww! Then I'll change mine. I have everything I need too!
Noir: You sure about that? Because I bet we could get a lot of bargaining power out of your endless coat supply...!
(Dad... Mom... I wish you two were still... No. Forget it...)
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infinitesadnessmelon · 4 months
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ariautomati · 1 year
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Day 4 and Day 5 - Birthday Feast!
Ahh I’m here! 
Happy birthday to the tall toothed man. We love ya.
@katakuriweek  
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hidingoutbackstage · 2 months
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They didn’t give us a sex scene they just mentioned it happening 💔 lmao, plus season 15-zero are (probably) retconned based on what we know of the plot of s19.
(Also sorry, this is donut-rights, i just didn’t want my main blog to be attached to rvb lmaooo)
Yeah yeah ik it was mostly for the meme format lmaooo and yeah ik s15-18 are probably retconned now </3 it’s okay the repressed grimmons gay sex in a closet under the influence of alien sex pollen still lives on in my heart
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coelakanths · 3 months
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does anybody else ever think about the family dynamics in brozone. specifically clay as the middle like with jd and bruce he’s the youngest but with floyd and branch he’s the oldest. does anybody else think about that
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shekeepsmeworms · 11 months
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Had some wine feeling good made a really shitty bowl in ceramics class this morning that I’m really worried has a bunch of air holes in it and had a really crappy therapy session where I didn’t talk too much but was honest about some other stuff which is good overall I guess but now I’m doing drunk crochet and watching the Duggar family documentary and probably going to stop watching soon once they start talking about the awful stuff but yeah day in the life of a woman doing her best I guess
#like both sides of my family are either Irish catholic. converted assimilation catholic. or part Jewish but raised catholic.#but my mom read the Boston glob report so I wasn’t baptized or anything and despite her born again phase I’ve never really been religious#so the thought of growing up in that environment is like I can’t imagine the pressure oh my god#like I’ve had Mormon friends and have some friends who were raised homeschool Christian married young and all and like#i don’t know it’s just wild how different our lives are like I’ve got a problems and def inherited the guilt complex thing for sure but like#I also never got told to submit to anyone or that god was watching#or to be modest or any of the purity stuff beyond normal patriarchy stuff#like I’m not saying my life is better but I didn’t do church after age 5 and only go to funeral masses so I like the comfort of like#doing sign of cross and saying Hail Mary and all bc it provides structure for grief but beyond that I can’t imagine living with all of that#these are very long tags with no real point beyond wow. that’s literally bananas to me. but did I mention I’m a little drunk#and even then my family isn’t like hardcore catholic. my grandma and her siblings skipped church to get donuts bc no farm work on Sunday#and my dad grew up like doing fasted mass and everything but heard the 2000s Harvey milk speech and realized gay ppl are okay#and then rest of extended dads side is like catholic but vote blue and think human rights are good and all#my mom has a student who’s like very traditional catholic like she was trying to teach him math and whatever#and the live coverage of waiting for pope confirmation was on tv the whole time#and he fights with her about evolution and learning about the existence of other religions and everything#so I guess even in my own family like. everyone’s down with basic science and civil liberties which is even weirder for me I guess#like not even among fundamentalists like just regular Catholics I’ve had a pretty liberal upbringing re faith. it’s just wild to me#to see the differences of worldview#and even non religion stuff was pretty liberal overall despite living in pretty red area. idk it’s just wild how different life can be
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avisisisis · 2 years
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Everyone makes Mei and MK thinking of each other as brother and sister but no one actually shows them doing the actual sibling stuff
Give me Mei eating all of MK's food. Give me MK making an actual grave for all the food Mei stole. Give me MK being sad, and instead of comforting him, Mei filling his fridge with his favorite dessert and having a movie night with him. Give me them bickering over who should drive. Mei absolutely murdering anyone who dares hurt MK and viceversa. Give me MK doing something stupid, getting hurt and Mei laughing so hard she falls and gets hurt too
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in-tua-deep · 2 years
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Someone remind me to write a what if post about if Agnes had recognized five the first time she saw him in the diner in s1 (after all, all the umbrella academy kids have been coming in and out of griddy’s for years upon years like stray cats)
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macncheesenibblers · 2 years
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Another thing that annoys me: people love to blame individuals on their lack of willpower, laziness, determination, etc. if they’re fat. But the explosion in global obesity rates in the last few decades isn’t caused by people all of sudden becoming lazy and losing all their willpower. Our food environment has changed to highly processed food that causes a lot of people to gain weight, along with social forces that drive us to eat that food (like our culture of speed, or prices of food). People have always been people, but our food isn’t the same. The current problem with obesity is a population-level one, not an individual one, but people looove to blame individuals so they feel a sense of superiority. Blame food companies and capitalism if you actually care about health, you’ll get a lot more bang for your buck.
#tw food#also imo genetics doesn’t really affect your weight that much but instead I think it affects how your brain processes food#like I feel like there’s some wiring shit going on that makes some people more prone to putting on weight#like someone could eat a donut that’s 500 cals and register it as such but someone else’s brain might register it as only 250#and like some people can forget to eat and not think about food that much and it’s kind of a chore but for other people#(like me) they’re hungry almost all the time and think about food and love eating food. like there’s gotta be some brain shit going on#there. like I ate every 30 mins as a baby and was a chubby kid but my brother and sister were scrawny kids#and I LOOVED sugar as a kid but they were normal about it#and with my aunts and uncles on both sides you get some that are skinny always have been and others that are chubby/fat#i feel like it’s gotta be like a hair color gene. different siblings have different hair colors but same genetics#so like we can have the same genetics but different brain wiring around food processing#and different brain food processing makes you more susceptible to weight gain especially in this day and age of hyper processed everything#whereas things that aren’t processed I feel like the different brain wiring systems process food more similarly#like even on this low processed low sugar diet I���m on I still think about food a lot and am hungry but I do believe I’m eating fewer#calories than before because I feel like Whole Foods allow my brain to more accurately process how many calories I’m eating and so it knows#it’s getting enough. this isn’t even about food bulk like I think even if the food isn’t as bulky it recognizes the calories better#like my brain knows the difference between me eating a shit ton of broccoli and getting 200 calories vs. me eating a smaller amount of#broccoli roasted with olive oil. like it knows it’s getting more calories in less density but it doesn’t recognize a 200 calorie granola#bar as such#calorie tw#ya know? ya know
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darkpitlesbian · 1 year
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uhhhhhh merry! ^_^
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loneswaggingranger · 1 year
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RVB Secret Santa: Fanfic
My gift to @panther-os for the @redvsbluesecretsanta, it might still be Christmas Eve in your timezone so if it is, Happy Early Christmas!
Summary:
When David was an orphan, Samuel took him in.
When Agent Washington was a soldier, Locus destroyed him.
An exploration of how two estranged siblings find their way back to brotherhood, and how they break into pieces and pick them up again.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Red vs. Blue Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Locus | Samuel Ortez & Agent Washington Characters: Agent Washington (Red vs. Blue), Locus | Samuel Ortez, Agent York (Red vs. Blue), Agent North Dakota (Red vs. Blue), Agent South Dakota (Red vs. Blue), Agent Carolina (Red vs. Blue), AI Program Epsilon | Leonard Church, Michael J. Caboose, Lavernius Tucker, Dick Simmons, Dexter Grif, Sarge (Red vs. Blue), Franklin Delano Donut Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Abandonment, Locington siblings, Agent Washington (Red vs. Blue) Needs a Hug, Military, Orphans, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Red vs Blue Secret Santa 2022, Hugs, Wash is cute as a baby, Sam cannot resist, Siblings, Brothers, Locus needs a Hug too, He needs therapy actually, Soldiers, Brothers to Enemies, Enemies to Brothers
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miss-mossball · 2 years
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just caught a mouse about this size and shape :v
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halomtano · 1 year
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