My parents decided to just roam for the month of December. Who knows why. They said they didn’t want to do holiday stuff until the new year. Found out later they’d had thanksgiving with my nana. Honestly it woulda been fine if they’d just said they didn’t want the kids over? But instead mom decided lying that they weren’t doing it at all was easier.
My transphobic sister is having a baby so they decided to drive down to her state to see her, after telling me they’d come to my choir concert. And again. That’s fine, I get that the baby is a bigger deal.
But mom asked me to look after her chickens while they’re gone. I dragged myself over aching in every bone from overexertion yesterday, including the concert. When I called concerned about one of her hens dragging a lame foot around she told me that’s just how that chickens always been and not to worry about it. Didn’t ask me how the concert had been.
When my betrothed got home I was deep in sadness pits. I told them, “I feel like that chicken. Hobbling around receiving inferior care and attention from my mom.”
They baked cookies and we cuddled about it.
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Giving the siblings all the hugs (in spirit) that I can
You two don’t deserve to have anything bad happen to you ever
But, speaking of nothing bad happening ever… if you managed to get your hands on a clock-like artifact that could grant you any one wish… what would you use it for? Would you wish for exactly that, or something else?
Adeleine:
A clock that grants wishes?
Noir:
Like THAT's real. Sounds like some monkey paw setup to me.
Adeleine:
Noir, you don't want to wish for something? Even a little thing?
Noir:
Adeleine, If it does grant a wish, isn't wishing for 'a little thing' almost as bad as wishing for nothing at all?
Adeleine:
I don't know. What about wishing for it to be summer?
Noir:
It is summer, silly.
Adeleine:
I mean OLD summer! With green grass and warm sands! Oh, oh! We could go to the beach and wouldn't have to wear our coats!
Noir:
I can take you there now without your coat but you'll be begging me to take you back!
Adeleine:
Hmph! I'll just steal yours then! It's big and plenty warm!
Noir:
Maybe I'll leave it behind. What're you gonna do then, icicle?
Adeleine:
Then... I'll use YOUR wish to wish for an unending supply of winter coats, since you didn't want to ask for anything!
Noir:
Touche.
Adeleine:
But Noir... there's really nothing you'd wish for if you could?
Noir:
Nope. Unlike some aspiring artists with their head firmly in the clouds, I've got everything I need right here.
Adeleine:
Aww! Then I'll change mine. I have everything I need too!
Noir:
You sure about that? Because I bet we could get a lot of bargaining power out of your endless coat supply...!
(Dad... Mom... I wish you two were still... No. Forget it...)
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They didn’t give us a sex scene they just mentioned it happening 💔 lmao, plus season 15-zero are (probably) retconned based on what we know of the plot of s19.
(Also sorry, this is donut-rights, i just didn’t want my main blog to be attached to rvb lmaooo)
Yeah yeah ik it was mostly for the meme format lmaooo and yeah ik s15-18 are probably retconned now </3 it’s okay the repressed grimmons gay sex in a closet under the influence of alien sex pollen still lives on in my heart
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Everyone makes Mei and MK thinking of each other as brother and sister but no one actually shows them doing the actual sibling stuff
Give me Mei eating all of MK's food. Give me MK making an actual grave for all the food Mei stole. Give me MK being sad, and instead of comforting him, Mei filling his fridge with his favorite dessert and having a movie night with him. Give me them bickering over who should drive. Mei absolutely murdering anyone who dares hurt MK and viceversa. Give me MK doing something stupid, getting hurt and Mei laughing so hard she falls and gets hurt too
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RVB Secret Santa: Fanfic
My gift to @panther-os for the @redvsbluesecretsanta, it might still be Christmas Eve in your timezone so if it is, Happy Early Christmas!
Summary:
When David was an orphan, Samuel took him in.
When Agent Washington was a soldier, Locus destroyed him.
An exploration of how two estranged siblings find their way back to brotherhood, and how they break into pieces and pick them up again.
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Red vs. Blue
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Locus | Samuel Ortez & Agent Washington
Characters: Agent Washington (Red vs. Blue), Locus | Samuel Ortez, Agent York (Red vs. Blue), Agent North Dakota (Red vs. Blue), Agent South Dakota (Red vs. Blue), Agent Carolina (Red vs. Blue), AI Program Epsilon | Leonard Church, Michael J. Caboose, Lavernius Tucker, Dick Simmons, Dexter Grif, Sarge (Red vs. Blue), Franklin Delano Donut
Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Abandonment, Locington siblings, Agent Washington (Red vs. Blue) Needs a Hug, Military, Orphans, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Red vs Blue Secret Santa 2022, Hugs, Wash is cute as a baby, Sam cannot resist, Siblings, Brothers, Locus needs a Hug too, He needs therapy actually, Soldiers, Brothers to Enemies, Enemies to Brothers
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